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An elderly lady was well-known for her Iman and for her confidence in talking about it.
She would stand in front of her house and say Alhamdulilah "Allah be praised" to all
those who passed by. Next door to her lived an atheist who would get so angry at her
proclamations he would shout, "There ain't no Lord!!" Hard times came upon the
elderly lady, and she prayed for Allah to send her some assistance. She would pray
out loud in her night prayer" Oh Allah! I need food!! I am having a hard time, please
Lord, PLEASE LORD, SEND ME SOME GROCERIES!!" The atheist happened to
hear her as she was praying, and decided to play a prank on her. The next morning
the lady went out on her porch and noted a large bag of groceries and shouted,
"Alhamdulilah, Allah be praised!." The neighbor jumped from behind a bush and said,
"Aha! I told you there was no Lord. I bought those groceries, God didn't." The lady
started jumping up and down and clapping her hands and said, "ALHAMDULILAH
WA SHUKRILLAH”. He not only sent me groceries, but he made the devil pay for
them!"
Two men were on a plane on a business trip when a Muslim couple boarded the
plane and were seated right in front of them. The two men, eager to have some fun,
started talking loudly. "My boss is sending me to Saudi Arabia", the one said, "But I
don't want to go...too many Muslims there!" The Muslim couple noticeably heard and
grew uncomfortable. The other guy laughed, "Oh, yeah, my boss wanted to send me
to Pakistan but I refused...WAY too many Muslims!" Smiling, the first man said, "One
time I was in Iran but I HATED the fact that there were so many Muslims!" The couple
fidgeted. The other guy responded, "Oh, yeah...you can't go ANYWHERE to get
away from them...the last time I was in FRANCE I ran into a bunch of them too!" The
first guy was laughing hysterically as he added, "That is why you'll never see me in
Indonesia...WAY too many Muslims!" At this, the Muslim man turned around and
responded politely, "Why don't you go to Hell?", he asked, "I hear there's not very
many Muslims THERE!"
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An elderly lady was well-known for her Iman and for her confidence in talking about it.
She would stand in front of her house and say Alhamdulilah "Allah be praised" to all
those who passed by. Next door to her lived an atheist who would get so angry at her
proclamations he would shout, "There ain't no Lord!!" Hard times came upon the
elderly lady, and she prayed for Allah to send her some assistance. She would pray
out loud in her night prayer" Oh Allah! I need food!! I am having a hard time, please
Lord, PLEASE LORD, SEND ME SOME GROCERIES!!" The atheist happened to
hear her as she was praying, and decided to play a prank on her. The next morning
the lady went out on her porch and noted a large bag of groceries and shouted,
"Alhamdulilah, Allah be praised!." The neighbor jumped from behind a bush and said,
"Aha! I told you there was no Lord. I bought those groceries, God didn't." The lady
started jumping up and down and clapping her hands and said, "ALHAMDULILAH
WA SHUKRILLAH”. He not only sent me groceries, but he made the devil pay for
them!"
Two men were on a plane on a business trip when a Muslim couple boarded the
plane and were seated right in front of them. The two men, eager to have some fun,
started talking loudly. "My boss is sending me to Saudi Arabia", the one said, "But I
don't want to go...too many Muslims there!" The Muslim couple noticeably heard and
grew uncomfortable. The other guy laughed, "Oh, yeah, my boss wanted to send me
to Pakistan but I refused...WAY too many Muslims!" Smiling, the first man said, "One
time I was in Iran but I HATED the fact that there were so many Muslims!" The couple
fidgeted. The other guy responded, "Oh, yeah...you can't go ANYWHERE to get
away from them...the last time I was in FRANCE I ran into a bunch of them too!" The
first guy was laughing hysterically as he added, "That is why you'll never see me in
Indonesia...WAY too many Muslims!" At this, the Muslim man turned around and
responded politely, "Why don't you go to Hell?", he asked, "I hear there's not very
many Muslims THERE!"
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An elderly lady was well-known for her Iman and for her confidence in talking about it.
She would stand in front of her house and say Alhamdulilah "Allah be praised" to all
those who passed by. Next door to her lived an atheist who would get so angry at her
proclamations he would shout, "There ain't no Lord!!" Hard times came upon the
elderly lady, and she prayed for Allah to send her some assistance. She would pray
out loud in her night prayer" Oh Allah! I need food!! I am having a hard time, please
Lord, PLEASE LORD, SEND ME SOME GROCERIES!!" The atheist happened to
hear her as she was praying, and decided to play a prank on her. The next morning
the lady went out on her porch and noted a large bag of groceries and shouted,
"Alhamdulilah, Allah be praised!." The neighbor jumped from behind a bush and said,
"Aha! I told you there was no Lord. I bought those groceries, God didn't." The lady
started jumping up and down and clapping her hands and said, "ALHAMDULILAH
WA SHUKRILLAH”. He not only sent me groceries, but he made the devil pay for
them!"
Two men were on a plane on a business trip when a Muslim couple boarded the
plane and were seated right in front of them. The two men, eager to have some fun,
started talking loudly. "My boss is sending me to Saudi Arabia", the one said, "But I
don't want to go...too many Muslims there!" The Muslim couple noticeably heard and
grew uncomfortable. The other guy laughed, "Oh, yeah, my boss wanted to send me
to Pakistan but I refused...WAY too many Muslims!" Smiling, the first man said, "One
time I was in Iran but I HATED the fact that there were so many Muslims!" The couple
fidgeted. The other guy responded, "Oh, yeah...you can't go ANYWHERE to get
away from them...the last time I was in FRANCE I ran into a bunch of them too!" The
first guy was laughing hysterically as he added, "That is why you'll never see me in
Indonesia...WAY too many Muslims!" At this, the Muslim man turned around and
responded politely, "Why don't you go to Hell?", he asked, "I hear there's not very
many Muslims THERE!"
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An elderly lady was well-known for her Iman and for her confidence in talking about it.
She would stand in front of her house and say Alhamdulilah "Allah be praised" to all
those who passed by. Next door to her lived an atheist who would get so angry at her
proclamations he would shout, "There ain't no Lord!!" Hard times came upon the
elderly lady, and she prayed for Allah to send her some assistance. She would pray
out loud in her night prayer" Oh Allah! I need food!! I am having a hard time, please
Lord, PLEASE LORD, SEND ME SOME GROCERIES!!" The atheist happened to
hear her as she was praying, and decided to play a prank on her. The next morning
the lady went out on her porch and noted a large bag of groceries and shouted,
"Alhamdulilah, Allah be praised!." The neighbor jumped from behind a bush and said,
"Aha! I told you there was no Lord. I bought those groceries, God didn't." The lady
started jumping up and down and clapping her hands and said, "ALHAMDULILAH
WA SHUKRILLAH”. He not only sent me groceries, but he made the devil pay for
them!"
Two men were on a plane on a business trip when a Muslim couple boarded the
plane and were seated right in front of them. The two men, eager to have some fun,
started talking loudly. "My boss is sending me to Saudi Arabia", the one said, "But I
don't want to go...too many Muslims there!" The Muslim couple noticeably heard and
grew uncomfortable. The other guy laughed, "Oh, yeah, my boss wanted to send me
to Pakistan but I refused...WAY too many Muslims!" Smiling, the first man said, "One
time I was in Iran but I HATED the fact that there were so many Muslims!" The couple
fidgeted. The other guy responded, "Oh, yeah...you can't go ANYWHERE to get
away from them...the last time I was in FRANCE I ran into a bunch of them too!" The
first guy was laughing hysterically as he added, "That is why you'll never see me in
Indonesia...WAY too many Muslims!" At this, the Muslim man turned around and
responded politely, "Why don't you go to Hell?", he asked, "I hear there's not very
many Muslims THERE!"
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An elderly lady was well-known for her Iman and for her confidence in talking about it.
She would stand in front of her house and say Alhamdulilah "Allah be praised" to all
those who passed by. Next door to her lived an atheist who would get so angry at her
proclamations he would shout, "There ain't no Lord!!" Hard times came upon the
elderly lady, and she prayed for Allah to send her some assistance. She would pray
out loud in her night prayer" Oh Allah! I need food!! I am having a hard time, please
Lord, PLEASE LORD, SEND ME SOME GROCERIES!!" The atheist happened to
hear her as she was praying, and decided to play a prank on her. The next morning
the lady went out on her porch and noted a large bag of groceries and shouted,
"Alhamdulilah, Allah be praised!." The neighbor jumped from behind a bush and said,
"Aha! I told you there was no Lord. I bought those groceries, God didn't." The lady
started jumping up and down and clapping her hands and said, "ALHAMDULILAH
WA SHUKRILLAH”. He not only sent me groceries, but he made the devil pay for
them!"
Two men were on a plane on a business trip when a Muslim couple boarded the
plane and were seated right in front of them. The two men, eager to have some fun,
started talking loudly. "My boss is sending me to Saudi Arabia", the one said, "But I
don't want to go...too many Muslims there!" The Muslim couple noticeably heard and
grew uncomfortable. The other guy laughed, "Oh, yeah, my boss wanted to send me
to Pakistan but I refused...WAY too many Muslims!" Smiling, the first man said, "One
time I was in Iran but I HATED the fact that there were so many Muslims!" The couple
fidgeted. The other guy responded, "Oh, yeah...you can't go ANYWHERE to get
away from them...the last time I was in FRANCE I ran into a bunch of them too!" The
first guy was laughing hysterically as he added, "That is why you'll never see me in
Indonesia...WAY too many Muslims!" At this, the Muslim man turned around and
responded politely, "Why don't you go to Hell?", he asked, "I hear there's not very
many Muslims THERE!"
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