CHAMPIONS AT HEATHROW
Two guys have wasted their time at airports, in this case, London’s
Heathrow, by writing down strange names and asking the airport
Information Center to locate these people by calling out their names on the
airport’s PA system. These guys would then hang out beneath the
speakers and record the results.
In order to make it as believable as possible, they dressed up as chauffeurs
and asked for help finding these people about 40 minutes after a Thai
Airways or Air India flight had landed.
They acted as if they could not pronounce the names themselves, so as
not to reveal the joke, but just handed over a note with the names printed
on it and asked the employ at the Information Center.
After the fifth recording, they had to leave Heathrow as airport security
figured out what was going on. The last recording is from Gatwick.
To hear the recordings, double-click on the speaker symbol (it’ll take a few
seconds to start), listen and enjoy.
Give these guys the Big Practical Joker prize.
Looks Like… Reads Like… Sounds Like…
Arheddis Varkenjaab and I hate this fucking job, and I will be
Aywellbe Fayed fired
Arhevbin Fayed and I‘ve just been fired, and bye-bye
Bybeiev Rhibodie everybody
Aynayda Pizaqvick and I need a piss quick, and my legs
Malexa Kriest are crossed
Awul Dasfilshabeda and Oo-ah, that feels better and now I
Nowaynayda Zheet need a shit
Makollig Jezvahted and My colleague just farted, and left
Levdaroum DeBahzted the room, the bastard
Steelaygot Maowenbach Still, I got my own back and took a
and Tuka Piziniztee piss in his tea
Double click the speaker icon to hear the sound.