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					      APRIL 2009                           KAYSER SOCIAL GOLF CLUB INC.
     Members Journal
                                                                A0038130D

        CCR 67
                               ROSEBUD
                               WOW, what a fantastic day we had at Royal Rosebud.
                               We had 29 members and 3 visitors attend today with 5 members pulling out
        RESULTS                during the week. That is a great turn out and sounds like our club is as strong
                               as ever with new players cueing up to become members.
  Winner A Grade
Ray Sevior                     It was the final round of Stroke and the final round of Putting.
63 strokes                     The CCR indicates that a lot of good scores came in well under the card.

Runner-up A Grade              The Summer Cup Stroke Champion of 2009 in A-grade is David Frith ( 217 )
Richard Klepac                 Runner-Up on 220 was Greg Dows.
67 strokes                     The Summer Cup Stroke Champion of 2009 in B-grade is John Dennett(219)
 On a count-back from          Runner-Up on 221 was Roger Jones.
Greg Dows & Ron Saward         The Putting Champion for 2009 is Greg Dows ( 90 ) streaks ahead of the rest.
                               Runner-Up a whopping 7 putts behind was Greig Leckenby.
  Winner B Grade
Brendan Arthur                 We have 3 new members that have just handed in their 3rd cards.
66 strokes                     They are Adam Capps, Russell Dawson, and Danny Lord.
                               Welcome lads and we all hope you enjoy everything that our club has to offer.
Runner-up B Grade
Mark Kirkham                   We had a very good BBQ this time round. Mark Kirkham bought all the meat
67 strokes                     and he made a very wise choice of cuts. ( being a chef )
 On a count-back from          Starting with his famous hamburgers that many would kill for.
    Tom Payne-Gill             He then came out with those delicious steaks we all love.
                               And to top it all off, he produced mouth watering lamb cutlets, all
                               Of these sensational meats were cooked to perfection.
                               He also made the salads, what a guy, thanks Mark from all of us.
                               And yes, Mark had a helper, you guessed it, John Dennett.
                               Thanks John.
                               I would like to take this opportunity to thank all the guys behind the scenes
                               that put in effort, month after month with out any thank you’s.
                               Greg Dows – captain.           Graham Payne-Gill – handicapper,
                               Tom Payne-Gill – treasurer. John McKenna – president.
                               Thank You from all the members.

     EAGLE’S NEST              Look forward to seeing you guys at Pakenham.
          12 Balls
                               Cheers
 Dave Frith got an EAGLE
 On the 12th hole at Rosebud
He will Receive 29 K-Mart
                               Vince ( sec )
golf balls.
COCK OF THE       Nearest the pins for Rosebud were.
   WALK           3rd Tex Van Der Kooi 6th Jason Robinson     11th Richard Klepac
                  15th Ben Parker   17th Barry Maltman
 Roger Jones
Challengers are   Next Game. Pakenham, Sunday 3rd May. 2009,
Ray Sevior        tee off is at 7.00am
Brendan Arthur    Be at the course at 6.30 am for the draw.
Mark Kirkham

Emergencies       Strict dress code applies here lads.
Tom Payne-Gill    No jeans, no runners, no thongs, no sandles. Smart casual please.
Richard Klepac    Always wear our Kayser Golf Club uniform to the games.
Greg Dows         .
Ron Saward
                  Game of the day is Stableford and A Prize A Hole Day.
                  Those already booked are. Mike Bennett, Adam Capps, Mark Christiana,
                  Russell Dawson, John Dennett. Greg Dows, David Firth, Trevor Gough,
                  Stuart James, Roger Jones, Mark Kirkham, Richard Klepac, Danny Lord,
                  Neil, Greig and Scott Leckenby, Eddy Leonard, Barry Maltman,
                  John Mc Kenna, Ben Parker, Tom and Graham Payne-Gill,
                  Brian and Jason Robinson, Vince Romeo, Tony Sarnyai., Ron Saward,
                  Ray Sevior, Henry Skase, Tex Vanderkooi, Luke Young.


                  PHONE-IN
                  If you would like to play, could you please call Greg Dows
                  on 0431 441 371 or SMS Greg on that same number before
                  Friday 24th April, 2009.
        Handicapper's Revenge

        CCR FOR ROSEBUD WAS 67

        Reductions to handicap this month

        Ray Sevior               13.5   down to   12.5
        Brendan Arthur           25.6   down to   25.2

        Eagles Nest           29 Balls won by Dave Frith on the 12th - Congratulations!

                              (Back to 12 balls next month)




To Beverely Dickman and family

It is with great sadness that we learnt of the death of our friend and golfing colleague
Keith.
Our deepest sympathies go out to you, your three sons and all your family.
Although myself and many other Kayser members attended Keiths funeral , it was
not until Saturday the 4Th of April that we all came together as a group ,since the
terrible tragedy.
On that day we had a special tribute to Keith , we spoke about his passion for golf,
his super competitive nature and his ability to play the game at a high level.
Many members recounted various stories about his golf , his love for Richmond and
his distaste when they played poorly and his strong union ties.
 We also observed a minute silence in his honour, and had a collection for the Alfred
hospital as per your wishes. Keith was a much loved and valued member of Kayser.
 Over his fifteen year membership, he was on the committee for several years and
held the position of chief handicapper. As a life member of our club, Keiths name
will be added to our memorial trophy and he, along with all past life members will
be honoured each year in December when the club comes together to contest our
annual memorial event.
From all our Members , we wish to pass on our sincere condolences to you and
your family. You are all in our thoughts and prayers. We will all miss Keith.
 He will always be remembered as a terrific bloke, a great clubman and a good mate
to all.
Yours Sincerely

On behalf of the Committee and all Members of Kayser

John McKenna.
President Kayser Social Golf Club.
                                        KAYSER SOCIAL GOLF CLUB INC.
  HANDICAP LIST
  Apr '09       COMMITTEE #             A - GRADE 0 - 22                                                                 HOME
  LIFE MEMBERSHIP *           KAYSER     2008                                                     2009                   CLUB    PLAYING
                              JOINED    APR     MAY   JUN   JUL   AUG    SEP    OCT   NOV   DEC   JAN    FEB   MAR   APR H'CAP   H'CAP
  MEMBER                       DATE
 1 DOWS          Greg #        Oct-05    7       8    8      7     8      8       7    7      7     7     8     7     7             7
 2 LECKENBY      Scott *       Jul-95    10     10    10    10    10     10      10    10    10    10    10    10    10            10
 3 DICKMAN       Keith *      Aug-95     14     14    14    14    14     14      14    14    14    14    14    14    14     13     13
 4 FRITH         David #      Nov-97     11     10    10    10    10     10      10    11    11    11    11    10    10            10
 5 ROBINSON      Jason *       Feb-83    13     13    13    14    14     14      14    14    14    13    14    14    14            14
 7 McMURTRIE     Paul # *     Nov-97     17     17    17    17    17     17      17    15    15    15    15    15    15            15
 8 KLEPAC        Richard      Aug-00     16     17    17    17    17     17      17    17    17    17    17    17    17            17
 9 MALTMAN       Barry         Jul-03    16     16    16    16    16     16      16    17    17    17    17    17    17     18     17
10 PAYNE-GILL    Graham # *   Nov-96     17     17    17    17    18     18      18    15    15    16    16    16    16            16
11 VANDERKOOI    Tex           Jun-03    19     19    19    19    19     19      19    19    19    20    20    20    20     16     16
12 LECKENBY      Neil *       May-90     16     16    17    17    17     17      17    17    17    17    17    17    17            17
13 ROMEO         Vince #      Sep-00     19     19    20    20    20     20      20    20    20    19    19    19    19            19
15 LECKENBY      Greig         Jun-92    19     19    19    19    19     19      19    19    19    18    18    18    18            18
17 GOUGH         Trevor *     Feb-80     20     21    21    21    21     21      21    21    21    21    21    21    21            21
20 SAWARD        Ron *        May-95     20     20    20    20    20     19      19    19    19    19    19    19    19     16     16
21 DI FEDE       Sal          Aug-99     19     19    19    19    19     19      19    19    19    19    19    17    17     19     17
22 McKENNA       John #       Feb-03     18     18    18    18    18     18      18    18    18    18    18    19    19            19
23 CHRISTIANA    Mark *       Feb-94     26     26    26    26    26     26      26    25    25    25    25    25    25            25
24 PAYNE-GILL    Tom #        May-02     24     24    24    24    24     24      24    23    23    23    23    22    22            22
25 SARNYAI       Tony         Dec-01     22     22    22    22    23     23      23    23    23    23    23    22    22            22
26 JONES         Roger         Jun-97    24     24    23    23    24     24      24    24    24    24    24    21    21            21
27 MARDELL       Ken           Jun-00    22     22    22    23    23     23      23    23    23    23    23    23    23            23
29 MOORE         Peter         Apr-04    26     26    26    26    26     26      26    26    26    26    26    26    26            26
30 ROBINSON      Brian #*     Feb-83     26     27    27    25    25     25      25    25    25    25    25    25    25            25
31 BENETTI       Frank        Aug-00     26     26    26    26    23     23      23    23    23    23    23    22    22            22
33 KIRKHAM       Mark #*       Jul-95    27     27    27    27    27     27      27    27    27    27    27    27    27            27
34 MASLEN        Aaron        Nov-03     27     27    27    27    27     27      27    27    27    27    27    27    27            27
35 BENNETT       Mike *       Feb-91     29     29    29    29    29     29      29    29    29    29    29    28    28            28
36 LEONARD       Eddy         May-04     30     30    30    30    30     30      31    31    31    31    31    31    31            31
38 SATINS        Ivars *       Oct-91    30     29    29    29    29     29      29    29    29    29    29    29    29            29
39 SKASE         Henry         Apr-99    44     44    42    42    42     42      42    42    42    42    42    42    42            42
40 JAMES         Alan *       May-79     40     40    40    40    40     40      40    40    40    40    40    40    40            40
43 JAMES         Stuart       May-06     24     24    24    24    24     24      24    24    24    24    24    24    24            24
44 PARKER        Ben          May-06     26     26    26    26    26     26      26    26    26    26    26    26    26            26
47 AGIUS         Tony         Nov-06     22     22    22    23    23     23      23    23    23    23    23    23    23            23
48 BRUCE         Ian          Dec-06     28     28    28    28    28     28      28    28    28    28    28    28    28            28
50 ARTHUR        Brendan #     Apr-07    27     25    26    26    25     25      25    26    26    26    26    26    25            25
51 HAMMERSTEIN   Kym          May-07     20     20    20    20    20     21      21    21    21    21    21    21    21            21
53 PARKER        Chris        Sep-07     25     25    25    25    25     25      25    25    25    25    25    25    25            25
54 DENNETT       John         Nov-07     36     37    37    37    37     37      37    37    37    37    37    37    37            37
55 FIGG          Ray           Jun-08           23    23    23    24     24      23    23    23    23    23    23    23            23
56 SAVIOR        Ray           Jul-08                 13    13    13     13      13    13    13    13    14    14    13     11     11
57 TUCKEY        Warren       Aug-08                        26    26     26      26    26    26    26    26    26    26            26
58 YOUNG         Luke         Sep-08                                     30      30    30    30    30    31    28    28            28
59 KYRANAKIS     Kon           Oct-08                                                  19    19    19    19    19    19            19
60 HAMMERSTEIN   Mark         Mar-09                                                                     25    25    25            25
61 LORD          Danny         Apr-09                                                                                26            26
62 CAPPS         Adam          Apr-09                                                                                22            22
63 DAWSON        Russell       Apr-09                                                                                27            27
                                        22.23 22.26 22.04 22.13   22.1   22.3   22.31 22.29 22.29 22.37 22.49 22.21 22.39


                              PLAYERS WHO MISS 3 CONSECUTIVE MATCHES ARE INELIGIBLE FOR TROPHIES.
                              Shaded boxes indicate missed matches !!!
 KAYSER SOCIAL GOLF CLUB INC.
STROKE CHAMPIONSHIP 2008
                     WATERFORD    KINGSTON
A- GRADE               VALLEY       LINKS     SUB-TOTAL   ROSEBUD    TOTAL
                       7/2/2009    1/3/2009               4/4/2009


Dave Frith                  74       69         143         74          217
Greg Dows                   82       71         153         67          220
Paul McMurtrie              84       70         154         72          226
Graham Payne-Gill           77       75         152         74          226
Greig Leckenby              84       71         155         78          233
Tex Vanderkooi              91       73         164         70          234
John McKenna                85       77         162         73          235
Sal Difede                  84       65         149
Neil Leckenby               80       74         154
Keith Dickman               81       74         155
Jason Robinson              78      DNP
Ray Sevior                  87      DNP
Scott Leckenby              77      DNP
Trevor Gough                90      DNP
Vince Romeo                 84      DNP
Kym Hammerstein            DNF
Ron Saward                 DNF

B- GRADE

John Dennett                77       74         151         68          219
Roger Jones                 86       65         151         70          221
Ray Figg                    74       75         149         73          222
Tom Payne-Gill              85       71         156         67          223
Luke Young                  95       67         162         70          232
Eddy Leonard                84       81         165         69          234
Mark Christiana             93       73         166         69          235
Ben Parker                  93       73         166         76          242
Mike Bennett                85       69         154
Frank Benetti              104       69         173
Stuart James                77       76         153
Henry Skase                 86      DNP
Alan James                 105      NSR
Brendan Arthur             DNF
Brian Robinson             DNF
Mark Kirkham               DNF
Tony Agius                 DNF
Tony Sarnyai               DNF
      KAYSER SOCIAL GOLF CLUB INC.

     PUTTING CHAMPIONSHIP 2009
                                 WATERFORD       KINGSTON
                                   VALLEY          LINKS      SUB-TOTAL     ROSEBUD     TOTAL
                                    7/2/2009      1/3/2009                   4/4/2009


     Greg Dows                        33            30           63            27           90
     Greig Leckenby                   33            34           67            30           97
     Roger Jones                      34            33           67            34          101
     Graham Payne-Gill                37            37           74            29          103
     Paul McMurtrie                   39            35           74            30          104
     John McKenna                     41            34           75            30          105
     Mark Christiana                  36            35           71            34          105
     Luke Young                       38            32           70            35          105
     Tex Vanderkooi                   40            35           75            32          107
     Dave Frith                       37            36           73            34          107
     Eddy Leonard                     36            37           73            34          107
     Ray Figg                         34            38           72            38          110
     Tom Payne-Gill                   42            37           79            33          112
     John Dennett                     38            41           79            35          114
     Ben Parker                       43            38           81            39          120
     Stuart James                     39            34           73
     Sal DiFede                       41            34           75
     Neil Leckenby                    39            35           74
     Mike Bennett                     41            35           76
     Frank Benetti                    48            35           83
     Keith Dickman                    34            37           71
     Henry Skase                      45           DNP
     Jason Robinson                   38           DNP
     Ray Sevior                       38           DNP
     Scott Leckenby                   36           DNP
     Trevor Gough                     40           DNP
     Vince Romeo                      42           DNP
     Alan James                       42           NSR




A man was stranded on a desert island for 10 years.
One day a beautiful girl swims to shore in a wet suit.
Man ; Hi! Am I ever happy to see you,!
Girl : Hi! It seems you’ve been here for a long time. How long has it been since you’ve had a cigarette?
Man : It’s been 10 years.
With this information the girl unzips a slot on the arm of her wetsuit and gives the man a cigarette.
Man ; Oh thank you so much.
Girl ; So tell me how long has it been since you had a drink?
Man ; It’s been 10 years.
The girl unzips a little longer zipper on her wetsuit and comes out with a flask of whiskey
and gives the man a drink.
Man ; Oh…thank you so much. You are like a miracle.
Finally the Girl starts to unzip the front of her wetsuit and asks the Man,
how long has it been since you played around?
The Man looked at her and said excitedly: OH MY GOD,
don’t tell me you’ve got a set a golf clubs in there too??

				
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