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Events Listing by Date and Time

Daily

Start Time Event

*Pointe Shoe Tree*



Duration Description

Have you ever tried on a pair of pointe shoes and gone on your tippy tippy toes?? Test a pair out and if they fit-they're yours! Join the Game of Squares! What's the game all about? You'll have to pick up a square to find out. Be on the lookout for people giving them away, hanging them in conspicuous places, or just come by Gypsy Art Camp and ask for one.



Location / Camp

09:00 @ Fairlane Deep End, The 12:30 @ 4:30 Portal Groovlite



A Game of Squares



ADamendment



Post your AD for amendments to the US 04:30 @ Corvair constitution, Burning Man s Ten Principles, or Black Rock Burning Bingo any other document! All week participants can affix them on the ADamendment display. Participants can also add comments to each AD on display! ADs can be any size and shape, but should be no larger than legal size paper (8.5×14). Bring three copies. They can be printed ahead of time or handwritten on the spot. Some ADs may be intended to amend something other than the US constitution. So ADs should name that which they are amending, such as a specific document, a geographical area, or a political entity. A Home for Bad Art, Small Art, Lost Art, Found 04:00 @ 3:00 Portal Art, and Art which needs punishment. Perhaps Hundredth Monkey Camp the rare Godzilla Art will turn up! Adopt or Donate Art, be an Art Foster Parent by filling out a simple adoption form. Daylight hours only. The Countess knows that you come to Burning 04:30 @ Corvair Man for the paperwork. So she asks that you: Black Rock Burning Bingo Take a Work Break! Fill out your Census form! Census kiosks are stocked with forms and pencils. You can deposit your completed forms into the kiosks. They are located at: *Center Camp Café *Playa Info *Media Mecca *Tokyo Ranger Station *Berlin Ranger Station *Pickled Eggs *Kidsville *Hushville *Heebeegeebee Healers *Astral Headwash *Borrachos y Bicicletas *Costco Soul Trading You may also stumble upon our new Snaptraps elsewhere. Snaptraps are small census boxes that will be moved from camp to camp throughout the week. Keep your eyes open for these unexpected opportunities to be counted. Please ignore the anti-Countess graffiti on the Census kiosks and snaptraps those pesky Canadian volunteers are leaving their maple leaf symbol everywhere. The Canadian Invasion may or may not succeed in overthrowing the despotic Countess. But if the Canadians have their way, the Census will be liberated once and for all. Temporary divorce good until Labor Day, comes 03:00 @ Allante with certificate. Two Lanterns Camp



Anti M's Home for Wayward Art



Black Rock Census



Black Rock Temporary Divorce



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Daily

Start Time Event

Blessing of the Bicycles



Duration Description

Midnight Ministerzz from the Future are here to Bless your Bike. Come visit our camp, ask for a Reverend, then get your Bicycle Blessed! Bikes are the Future. And we're From the Future. We've come to prepare your bike to survive the past, and protect it's rider from Danger. We are the Televangelopes, spreading the Gospel of the Bike.



Location / Camp

09:00 @ Dart Midnight Ridazz



BRCPO: Send, Receive & Deliver



The Black Rock City Post Office (BRCPO) in 07:30 @ 9:00 Portal Center Camp is the original and the only official Black Rock City Post Office US Postal Service authorized at Black Rock City. Mail is delivered daily via the Gerlach US Post Office. We also deliver mail on the playa, both intra-camp and mail arriving from all over the planet via the USPS to the Burning Man event. You can bring your own post cards or create your own at the BRCPO Post Card project. Get trained and go postal as a volunteer to work the windows or deliver mail to citizens of Black Rock City. Using markers, paint, pens, fabric, string, and 03:00 @ Gremlin other art supplies, you can represent your Subzero theme camp, art installation, experiences, events, and messages on our giant 400 square foot, 1:600 scale map of Black Rock City. You can draw a plan view of your camp, draw a picture of your art project, write about an experience or event, or post a message, and place these things in specific spots on the map. Record cool things that happened to you! Leave a missed connection note for a lost love! Trace a wonderful journey, walk, or ride you took for others to follow! By the end of the week, this map will be a rich visual record of the people, places, and things that made Burning Man 2008. The final map will be recorded in detail and posted on the web. No special time but this is THE place. May go mobile on the Trike so bring your Bike, sucka! I love that House baby, but I gotta SHAKE it up with some Random sets: Killer Funk & Disco 80's Dance OLD-School Rap Floyd -Nakayama You remember Four Square, right? That sweet, funky kids game played with those wonderful bouncy rubber balls? Come play with us, and bring your favorite impromptu rules from childhood. Bubble-ups? Absolutely OK. Stop by and grab a few (or a lot!) from our shaded condom dispenser. Freedom Bell Garden All Day Event (Monday Sunday) Come visit our Freedom Garden and ring the golden bell. Add a bell to the Freedom Tree or plant your own freedom bell-inspired art sculpture. Help us ring in an awakened consciousness - Let Freedom Ring. Hosted by: Celestial Bodies @ Avalon Village 04:30 @ Edsel Tierra del Fuego



Contribute to the Living BRC Map



Dirty Diablo Spins at Zanzibar



Four Square!



08:30 @ Fairlane Point Being



Free Condoms!



07:30 @ Edsel Love Puddle Playground 08:30 @ Dart Celestial Bodies (within Avalon Village)



Freedom Bell Garden



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Start Time Event

KKreepy KKlown Funhouse Day Spa and HooKKah Lounge



Duration Description



Location / Camp



Step into a world of pure imagination and let the 08:00 @ Esplanade white-faced attendants of the KKreepy KKlown Kostume Kult (within Nyrvana funhouse smoosh your cares away with their Village) aromatic oils and lotions more slippery than a banana peel, seltzer enemas and playa foot treatments. Luxuriate astride the squirting flower bidet. Be whisked away by the mellifluous sounds of your favorite circus music played at half speed while you enjoy a super kreepy massage by one of our big red-nosed masseuses. Want to be done up as a clown, no problem. Face painting and clown makeovers on premises. Need to to be done by a clown? Don't be shy, just ask to meet Vibro (He'll make you tingle). Like it rough? You're in luck, these kreepy klowns will walk on your back with their big giant shoes. Oh yeah, we got hookkahs at night and we're open practically all the time. Volunteers are welcome! It s been a long year. It cost a ton of gas money 03:00 @ Gremlin to get here. Then all that work to set up your Kung Fu Sock Monkey camp. Come - take a load off. Hell, if you want, take it all off and sit under our shade. The LAFers (yes those lazy-ass fuckers) are back again, We LAFers subscribe to the American Dream of keeping up with the neighbors. As in, I hope I can get just as relaxed and drunk as the dude next to me! We'll be painting daily. Be sure to check out "graffiti" night where you ll paint and be painted! Yep, take a bunch of white clothing, stuff your lazy ass into it and colorize it in real time. Or if you have pasty white skin, we ll just paint all over that. (We wouldn t want you to get a moonburn) Pick a color scheme and go for it! Red, White and Blue! Or Pink, Purple and Polka Dotted Green! Just come have fun! L-AF camp is the home of our own giant flying pink pig. So come by, and show us your lazy ass! (Notice, camp is open to legal inhabitants of the planet earth and residents of Chiron Beta Prime. All parking tickets are void where prohibited. The glass ceiling can t be broken, as it is missing. Corporate sponsorship sanctioned only if it involves ads of a blatantly sexual nature. No Alaskan Armadillos allowed. Butterfly, pig and dragon wings come with a 90day guarantee that the playa dust will remain. Visitation to the LAFers may result in side effects such as frequent inebriation, frequent urination, light-headedness and sudden irresponsible urges. Up close hugging, laughing and giggling have been known to occur. If these symptoms persist, or if you have an erection that lasts more that 4 hours, don t worry. It simply means you re in the right place and your teepee hasn't been blown over........yet) BURN THE MAN, SAVE YOUR LIPS! When 08:30 @ The Wheel the harsh playa takes its toll on your lips and Liminal Labs soul, come see Lip Service. We've got just what you need... soothing Lip Balm, really Bad Advice (cool beverages, great beats and other debauchery generally included)! Don't be shy, find us. We're back after a fewyear hiatus. We'll be roaming the streets, facilitating embarassment and laughs for all the citizens of BRC. unknown Dust Hazard



L-AF Camp



Lip Service



Mobile Truth or Dare Squad



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Start Time Event

Mural Painting @ iUniverse



Duration Description

iUniverse invites you to add to our giant mural. What is your passion? Your grand design? The mural will be a creation of the fire that fuels Black Rock City- your creativity and energy! It shall be a triumphant conglomeration of artistic souls drawn together to express the entire Universe that thrives within each of us.



Location / Camp

07:30 @ Dart Interaction Cafe



Official Hippie fishing licensing department



Inspection of gear, quotas, master bait and unknown tackle pros. Stop by any time for the best fishing Mike's Birthday experience you can have at burning man. Calling all Junkies.A collection of Other Peoples 09:30 @ Esplanade Precious Memories. Pictures and Letters thrown robot ranglers by the Wayside.What is YOUR life worth? We are a full service Pee Funnel Camp, dispensing Pee Funnels to ladies (or gentlemen) at any time of day or night! Pee Funnels allow ladies to easily stand and pee or aim into a jug. Felt that spark but never lit the fire? Find your Missed Connection and meet your Playa Honey tonight! Message board outside Smoochdome. It's year NUMBER TWO for POO! We're BACK and ready to prove why "BM" means more than "Burning Man." 04:30 @ Corvair Party Naked Tiki Bar



Other Peoples Memories



Pee Funnel Camp



Playa Missed Connections



09:00 @ Fairlane Slutgarden 03:00 @ Esplanade Poo Funnel Camp (within Gigsville)



Poo Funnel Camp



Share your thoughts, Change the world.



We collect/share written, vocal and art 04:00 @ 3:00 Portal expressed ideas following the theory Hundredth Monkey Camp that an instant, paranormal spreading of an idea or ability to an entire population is possible once a certain portion of that population has learned the new idea or ability. Express yourself and share your ideas. When enough folk share them we all will. Speak, Draw, Dance, Write, Chant or Pray to share the truth. You're going to be there anyway, so why not have some fun? 03:00 @ Esplanade Ea-cuP-Tay (within Gigsville)



Shit Talkin' at the Poo Huts



Shiva Vista Project



Every night out on the open playa under the unknown swirling stars, Shiva will enfold all those willing Shiva Vista to participate in her fiery embrace of 12 flame cannons, 4 Fire Talons and 'surprise' flame FX surrounding an elevated performance area built BY fire performers FOR fire performers. Last year was an amazing and exhilarating success, and we expect an even better experience for participants this year! Come and fuel your love of fire, music, interactive performance and meet like-minded fire phreaks! This is NOT to be missed! Throughout the week, sound healers from many 02:00 @ Hummer traditions, will be performing continuous Energy Riders healings and workshops. Sacred Sound Light Immersion, healings, workshops and performances. Write or draw a prayer or wish, tie on a shiny prayer flag, meditate in the shade or otherwise enjoy the small intimacy of the ToS. 12:00 02:00 @ Hummer Energy Riders 07:30 @ Allante SmurfNutz



Sound Healing



Sound Healing Yurt



Templet of Self



The Future is Now



The capacity for grace is created when we 07:00 @ 3:00 Portal glimpse an ideal in the process of becoming, Truthiness present pulled toward living potential. Nature grows from periphery. Hearts are formed from rhythm. Creativity gives rise to the creator.



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Start Time Event

The Global Dream Crystal Matrix



Duration Description

Sacred citywide crystal grid collects the world's dreams and sings them into being with love. Altars everywhere, Temple Heart in Entheon.



Location / Camp

02:00 @ Hummer Energy Riders



The Paine Society



Have you misplaced your COMMON SENSE? 04:30 @ Bonneville The Paine Society is here to Misfit Nation help...RECONNECT with your COMMON SENSE now...in a way that FEELS right. Join us! Get married with all the trimmings, including certificate. Real wedding avail also. Howdy all you fellow burners! Waldo and his friends are on The Playa this year. The search is on! Have YOU found Waldo yet? 2:00 Young Roo will build a one of a kind wooden sculpture for you to enjoy during your visit to center camp. Sit for a while, watch your sculpture rise and then help him tear it down to become a new one for the next passer by. He'll have snacks for you to enjoy while he works. Hope to see you there! Roo and his mama! xoxox Open meeting for Alcoholics Anonymous and other 12-step programs A sexy, daily late-nite "shortbus-style" dance party geared for queers, with glittery cabaret performances starting at midnight & sweet beats playing 'til dawn. Bring your playa honey (or meet him there!) WE ARE NOW BOOKING TALENT - Djs & performers of all kinds encouraged to contact us for more information. A daily late-nite "shortbus-style" dance party geared for queers, with glittery cabaret performances starting at midnight & sweet beats playing 'til dawn. Bring your playa honey (or meet him there!) WE ARE NOW BOOKING TALENT - Djs & performers of all kinds encouraged to contact us for more information. 03:00 @ Allante Two Lanterns Camp 03:30 @ Fairlane Pepper Conduit, The unknown Center Camp



Unofficial Playa Civil Unions



Where's Waldo?



Wooden Block Sculpture Building



12:00 AM



12-step meeting



1:00



06:00 @ Fairlane Anonymous Village 07:30 @ Fairlane Comfort & Joy



12:00 AM



Afterglow



6:00



12:00 AM



Afterglow



6:00



07:30 @ Fairlane Comfort & Joy



12:00 AM



Black Rock Diner Grilled Cheese



3:00



The Black Rock Diner serves up grilled 07:30 @ 9:00 Portal cheese,groovy music,and good vibrations to our Black Rock City Post Office late night playa neighbors. Come for the comfort food, and stay for the friendly community and ribald conversation. If the lights are on, get your bowl on! Two lanes on the playa, bowling balls, pins...need we say more? Where you ask? Walk up the 3:00 side and follow the signs that say "Dust Bowl." If the lights are on, get your bowl on! Two lanes on the playa, bowling balls, pins...need we say more? Where you ask? Walk up the 3:00 side and follow the signs that say "Dust Bowl." If the lights are on, get your bowl on! Two lanes on the playa, balls, and pins! Walk up the 3:00 side, follow the "Dust Bowl" signs. unknown Dust Bowl-ers



12:00 AM



Dust Bowl!



12:00 AM



Dust Bowl!



unknown Dust Bowl-ers



12:00 AM



Dust Bowl!



unknown Dust Bowl-ers 06:30 @ Esplanade Arachnophobia



12:00 AM



Industrial Hour



1:00



The music will run the gamut from ministry to Combichrist, Laibach to suicide commando you'll find it here at Arachnophobia's industrial hour! bring your own ipecac cocktail or just try ours! prizes awarded for duration, distance or just doing it. bring a towel!



12:00 AM



ipecac cocktail tasting



12:30



03:00 @ Esplanade Ea-cuP-Tay (within Gigsville)



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Daily

Start Time

12:01 AM



Event

BRC POST OFFICE: Give, Receive & Enjoy



Duration Description



Location / Camp



The Black Rock City Post Office (aka BRC Post 06:15 @ Center Camp Office 2.0) invites all BRC participants to join Black Rock City Hardware our ranks with radical participation with consent- Shoppe given tongue-in-cheek harassment, bureaucracy, bribes, adult experiences and surly service (and without censorship). Please join our host of extreme performance artists and absurdists in sending mail anywhere, on playa or off. You don't have to camp here to participate. You can work the counter or traverse the playa delivering mail or both. Absurdists, performance artists and refugees from other post offices are welcome. We're the OTHER BRCPO camp, the original, they one they didn't bother to tell you about. You are cordially invited to check our our welcoming environment, the fun, the adventure and the awesomeness. Certified Volunteers and Camp members have access to either of our in-camp private showers! Shhhhhh. We won't tell 'em you're working with us :-) Be naughty and come try it. You must be trained first! Sign up for our old school Post Office Correspondence Course here: www.brcpostoffice.com/training You'll be glad you did! 12:00 1 Mister Mist'R, the cooling booth, will spray a fine mist on you to keep you cool. 2 Mister Orgasm, an amazing new type of external female stimulator, will make you wet in an entirely different way. 3 Mist'R Cool's Closet will supply the clothes to make you look cool. We mist You! We make you wet! We make you cooler! What would YOU do for a playa trinket? 06:30 @ Dart Silicon Village



12:01 AM



Mist'R Cool Camp Activities



12:01 AM



step in SUMPIN' NASSY



1:01



03:00 @ Esplanade Ea-cuP-Tay (within Gigsville)



12:01 AM



Tia's Quesdillas



1:00



Serve Quesdillas at midnight, different location nightly on the playa. nightly fire and fire performance directly behind the man at installation "Trash Fence"



07:30 @ Corvair Where's Waldo? Camp 03:00 @ Fairlane Harbor of Lost Souls aka W.Y. Camp



1:30 AM



Fire at Trash Fence



6:00



4:30 AM



Trash Fence Main Burn



4:00



Burn your flag! bring a flag to the "Trash Fence" Portal East @ Center Camp installation and attach it to the TiPi. Return to BMIR 94.5 FM watch it along with over 250 other national, religious, and miscelaneous cause flags burn on Sunday morning following the Man burn. Wake up and smell the rich aromas of 100% 04:30 @ Impala Kona coffee, freshly ground and brewed daily Above The Limit for a bit of playa decadence. Sample some home-made chai, or relax with an assortment of teas. Learn about what it's like to grow coffee, how to "cup" coffee (did you know there's a flavor wheel for coffee, just as there is for wine and beer?) and a bit about the culture of Hawaii Nei. Listen to soft Hawaiian music and watch the City arise from its slumbers or head home for a nap. Ceremony and song in remembrance of the 11 million who perished in Nazi death-camps. 03:00 @ Gremlin Subzero



6:00 AM



Cafe Kona



4:00



6:00 AM



Holocaust Remembrance Ceremony



1:00



6:00 AM



Misguided Spin Cycle



Feel your way through the paths of uncertainty 03:45 @ Center Camp ,arriving at a bright beacon of illussion , First Necklace Factory, The spin of the many wonders at the Playa's own Bike I.D. Tag dispensary ,You will be enlightened to all the possible roads of illusion,intrique and fun ! Our misguided spin cycle may be the new mode of transportation on this Great Wheel of Karma



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Daily

Start Time

6:00 AM



Event

Morning Workout



Duration Description

4:00 Get your blood moving before the mid-day heat at Comfort & Joy's Pink Gym, stocked with free weights, bench press, glitter & much more!



Location / Camp

07:30 @ Fairlane Comfort & Joy



6:00 AM



Sunrise Yoga, Meditation & Goddess Worship



1:15



A rare and highly prized flow yoga set and trippy unknown mantra meditation. Start the day at the call of Kit's Birthday Burners dawn with a unique and esteem-building yoga set follow by a mantra meditation that will melt your heart, and leave you stoned for hours. Bring your yoga mat and your meditation cushion, and set the tone for the rest of your day. Before the beginning of the class there will be a seven minute puja (offering of love) to the Goddess of Devotional Love (Tulasi Maharani). Come celebrate the beginning of a new day with 07:00 @ Esplanade us by greeting the Sun and reenergizing via Phoenix Circle Village breathing, stretching and dancing! Bring your own yoga mat. Ladies are invited to relax in our sanctuary and enjoy the most eXotic Pelvic Spa in the Universe. Just a trim or complete pelvic spa experience. Discover what you may be missing. Our 5th year on the Playa, Always with Respect and Permission. Drop-in welcome or email for appointment. 04:30 @ Fairlane S.P.E.C.



6:30 AM



Russian gymnastika/yoga



7:30



7:00 AM



CUNY TRIM & PELVIC SPA



10:00



7:00 AM



MORNING COFFEE ENEMA



5:00



Coffee enemas and conversation. Enemas have 04:30 @ Fairlane a long history going back thousands of years. S.P.E.C. Join us for our 5th year on the Playa and discover the health and pleasure of the enema. A unique blending of the healing qualities of Tai Chi, Qi Gong, Meditation, Shaolin Kung Fu & Chinese Medicine to fine tune and recharge. A unique blending of the healing qualities of Tai Chi, Qi Gong, Meditation, Shaolin Kung Fu & Chinese Medicine to fine tune and recharge. Every morning the Avant Yard is available for yoga and meditation, followed by english tea. 05:00 @ Dart Costco Soulmate Trading Outlet (within Nectar Village) 05:00 @ Dart Costco Soulmate Trading Outlet (within Nectar Village) 06:30 @ Esplanade Avant Yard



7:00 AM



Tai Chi / Qigong



1:50



7:00 AM



Tai Chi / Qigong



1:50



7:00 AM



Yoga and Meditation



9:00



8:00 AM



Black Rock City 5k run



1:00



The 2nd annual BRC 5k race starts just north of 09:00 @ Bonneville Center Camp, 8am Thursday. Look for the race Mad Flava clock and dorky runners. Prizes will be awarded to overall winneres and top age-group finishes. Bring a cup for post-race hydration (gatorade). For the eighth year running... no description needed! Play the strategy game Settlers of Catan on a 25-foot-wide board! Why play with resource cards when you can have resources? Form coalition governments and strategically build the city of your dreams! Get lots of hex in the process! Prove that the playa hasn't reduced your attention span to mere seconds! unknown Center Camp unknown CAMP NOX



8:00 AM



Gang Bang Corey's Ass



12:00



8:00 AM



Giant Settlers of Catan Game



11:00



8:00 AM



Jazz in the Morning



2:00



Enjoy Jazz while recovering from the night's 03:00 @ Allante festivities with the Den of Iniquity. A chill escape Den of Iniquity from the night playa's throbbing oontz. Hot solids (veg. too) Strong liquid Gaseous sounds Plasmatic company All soaked in whiskey 02:00 @ Impala DETH GILD TOO



8:30 AM



Bloody Bacon and Marys



1:00



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Daily

Start Time

8:30 AM



Event

Nature Walk



Duration Description

4:30



Location / Camp



Interested in wildlife outside of Black Rock City? 01:15 @ The Wheel Bring hat, water and clothes suitable for desert Earth Guardians hiking. Pre-registration at Earth Guardians pavilion required. Andy Baker is your tour leader. Wake up and stretch your rhythmic body through stepping, clapping, and singing. Depending on who shows up, journeys will vary from simple, archetypal rhythmeditations to complex, polyrhythmic powergrooves. The closer to 8:30 you show up, the further the journey can go for everyone. No musical or dance experience necessary, just a sense of curiosity and play! practicing asana, linking breath to movement. Builds endurance, fexibility, strength and concentration. Sequencing around sun salutations. 08:00 @ Esplanade Acaplaya (within Fifth Dimension)



8:30 AM



Rhythm Journey



1:30



8:30 AM



Vinyasa Yoga for All Levels



1:15



05:00 @ Dart Costco Soulmate Trading Outlet (within Nectar Village)



9:00 AM



Barter Bob's Forgotten Supplies



9:00



Barter Bob's Forgotten Supplies is back for its unknown 12 consecutive year at Burning Man. We are a Barter Bob's Forgotten camp that gifts to the people of Black Rock City Supplies all the things that you may have forgotten at home. ie. housewares, forks, spoons, sunscreen, corkscrews, hair ties, clothes, fabric, coffee mugs, gloves, tent stakes, etc. We want these and other useful things for regifting to your neighbors in Black Rock City. Look up our location on the computers in Center Camp. We we post our address by Sunday August, 24. Bring your extra stuff early as it will not be helpful at the end of the week. Peace, please.......Barter Bob Drop in to the Black Rock City Post Office 07:30 @ 9:00 Portal between 9:00 am and 4:00 pm Monday thru Black Rock City Post Office Wednesday and in only 15 minutes you will learn the basics of our USPS-approved mailhandling methods and to service BRC citizens at the post office service windows. Join the BRCPO pranksters who have over a decade of servicing Black Rock City patrons. Volunteering at the BRCPO is a wonderful way to meet and interact with Burners from all over the world. Outgoing mail will be stamped with the one and only USPS approved official Burning Man cancelation postmark. Just consider the thrill and gratification of this performing this important service for your fellow Burners! Or, become a Poste and deliver mail to the BRC community and put a smile on the faces of your fellow citizens. Bring your favorite postcards and stamps to gift to others. Kundalini is a very powerful and comprehensive 07:30 @ Dart form of yoga. Flexibility is not required. Debase Camp Look cool and stylish in your handpainted & 08:30 @ Dart decorated playa hat made of recycled materials. Celestial Bodies (within A BRC tradition. You'll be the envy of your camp. Avalon Village) Male models in all sizes needed. 08:30 @ Dart Artist provides new, clean underwear for models Celestial Bodies (within to wear while he works on each creation. Paint Avalon Village) & ink designs to impress your friends. Come early to avoid the line - this is always a popular event! Join me for my morning dump, sit with me and chat or wait outside and cheer me on. 03:00 @ Allante Get Lit Asylum, The



9:00 AM



BRCPO: Volunteer Training



6:00



9:00 AM



Kundalini Yoga



1:15



9:00 AM



Make a Playa Hat



4:00



9:00 AM



Men's Underwear Painting



4:00



9:00 AM



Morning dump



12:25



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Start Time

9:00 AM



Event

Recycle your aluminum cans!!!



Duration Description

8:00



Location / Camp



Got Beer?, Got Soda? Got Juice? Then you 06:00 @ Dart hopefully got aluminum. Visit us everyday from RECLINERS 9 am to 5 pm, Monday through Sunday. Bring all of your aluminum cans to Recycle Camp, in the heart of Center Camp, and crush them with our State of the Art human powered can crushing Machine "The Blue Duck". See you out in the dust! Hit the playa's favorite breakfast spot for warm, syrupy hotcakes and soft, soft rock. From Elton to Neil, from Boston to Styx when soft rock is heard, breakfast is SERVED! 06:00 @ The Wheel paint a mural camp



9:00 AM



Rock Softly & Carry a Large Spatula



3:00



9:00 AM



Yoga 4 every body



10:00



A general class of Yoga suitable for every body. 07:30 @ Edsel Attention to breath alignment and the silent Camp ... in Bed / Philthy space within. Sanchez Explore Yoga Nidra for relaxation meditation or just rejuvination after excess partying. VINYASA FLOW, pranayama and meditation 03:00 @ Corvair BYB



9:00 AM



Yoga 4 every body



1:00



9:30 AM



Cafe Hippocamus



3:00



Stop by the lovely and enchanting french cafe Cafe Hippocamus. Enjoy fresh, yummy coffee, cafe treats, and some wonderful conversations.



04:30 @ Fairlane Hippocampus



10:00 AM



Become One With the Eternal Meow!



1:00



Everyone is welcome to participate in Couples 07:00 @ Allante Cat Yoga at 10:00am Tuesday, Wednesday, Camp Chippatooth and Friday at Camp Cats!Cats!Cats! If you don't have a partner, have no fear for you will be paired up with a feral feline friend. Cream will be served to all good kitties at The Scratching Post. A purrfect beginning to a purrfect day on the playa. We fix your bike. 06:30 @ Center Camp Bike Rock City



10:00 AM



Bicycle Repair.



10:00 AM



Black Rock Arts Foundation - Make art!



8:00



Craft supplies provided. Join us in creating an interactive environment using reclaimed fabric. Learn more about past & future BRAF projects. Visit us at heebeegeebeehealers.org - join our camp as a healer or a support person lending a hand in our kitchen or managing guests in our healing space. We also invite guest healers to drop by and spend some time in our spacious healing tent. This year, guest healers can preregister online at heebeegeebeehealers.org Kaz is 2.5 years old and loves to draw on people. Get a one of kind design and play with all of his cool toys. All welcome. Walk the circles of Consciousness, Life, Earth, Universe. Discover the secret location of the Cleu labyrinth--ask Cleu camp @ 3:45 & K-Car. Morning wake-up spankings at the Orgasmateria! Start your day off right with a smack on the ass and a shot of caffine!



06:30 @ Allante Black Mamba's Imaginarium 05:00 @ Dart Costco Soulmate Trading Outlet (within Nectar Village)



10:00 AM



Body and Soul Healing



8:00



10:00 AM



Body drawing by 2.5 year old Kaz the King



1:00



08:00 @ 7:30 Portal White Dragon Noodle Bar unknown Cleu camp 07:30 @ Allante Orgasmateria Pleasure Lab (within Asylum Village)



10:00 AM



Cleu Labyrinth



8:00



10:00 AM



Coffee-n-Paddles



2:00



10:00 AM



Contact Jam



2:00



Contact improv jams are a great way to explore 04:30 @ Fairlane your free movement style, and interact with Contact Camp other dancers. This is not a class but a freestyle jam. If you would like to learn more about contact, we will have two daily classes in the fundamentals of contact improv at our camp (Camp Contact) at 1 pm and 3:30 pm. Create your desert alter ego in colored velvet, lace, and beading. We will provide masks, glue, fabrics, and beads. Feel free to contribute. 04:00 @ The Wheel Black Rock Country Club, The



10:00 AM



Create your own mask.



1:00



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Daily

Start Time

10:00 AM



Event

Earth Yoga



Duration Description

1:30



Location / Camp



Bring your own mat. Be there to praise the earth 01:15 @ The Wheel and get your head in the right place to Leave Earth Guardians only Positive Traces. A sensual massage & tantric journey. What do 05:00 @ Dart you want to celebrate, to heal, to explore? What Costco Soulmate Trading does your freedom look and feel like? Explore Outlet (within Nectar Village) within boundaries you set. Individual sessions are with Heebee Geebee Healer David MagicHands and are upwards of 90 minutes. Schedule an orientation at the HBGB reception area or attend David's Ecstatic Touch workshop led afternoons in the HBGB chill space. Email to me pre-Burn Week is OK davidmagichands@yahoo.com. Don t get caught without a forget me not! Hit the unknown spot with a Gopi Dot. We ll paint your face to be Kit's Birthday Burners hot to trot. Come on by, give us a shot! Come be inspired by beautiful live models, 07:30 @ Fairlane posing individually and in groups. Poses will Comfort & Joy vary from the sensuous to the erotic. Pose time will vary, with 5 minute breaks every 20 minutes. Drawing materials provided, or bring your own. No cameras! Feasting on Playa Dust? We feel your pain, so we feed your brain. Come on by for Cool Krishna Chai & after dark light come light your spark. unknown Kit's Birthday Burners



10:00 AM



Freeing the Goddess Within



7:30



10:00 AM



Gopi Dot Face Painting Pleasures



12:00



10:00 AM



Homoerotic Figure Drawing Workshop



2:00



10:00 AM



Krishna Cookies & Chai - Cool by Day, Hot by Night.



12:00



10:00 AM



Mothership Rising



Shake up the morning with a mothership bloody unknown mary and some deep funk classics. Mother Load Look within see the truth is there. You ll see a unknown friend beside you everywhere. Listen & you hear Kit's Birthday Burners them too. With 3 eyes open, enjoy the view. Help us five away 10,000+ items of incredible playawear. Donate your fabulous furry freaky and funky clothes to us- Everyday we help thousands of burners find the perfect outfit. Volunteers are welcome, stop by the boutique anytime. 1:00 07:00 @ 9:00 Portal Black Rock Beacon



10:00 AM



Open Wide 3rd Eye Enligtenment



10:00 AM



Operation Make a Burners Day



10:00 AM



PERSEVED IN TIME



Come by and fill your time capsules(can) with 03:00 @ Edsel the gifts you have held on for many burns are PERSERVED IN TIME new ones that you have gotten are anything you wish to keep safe. Place in time capsule and I will seal it air tight. Then make your label for safe keeping...so when lonely for the past are the smell of the playa dust just open it. tues, 10a to 1p thurs, 10a to 1p sunday 10a to 1p wednesday night 8 pm To participate in the antics of the BRC Post Office 2.0 you must be properly trained! Deliveries, Windows, O-Grams, Fun & Adventure. Credit given for completion of correspondence course. Refugees from other Post Offices welcome. 07:30 @ 9:00 Portal Black Rock City Post Office



10:00 AM



POST OFFICE training (Black Rock City Post Office 2.0)



1:00



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Start Time

10:00 AM



Event

PPS 3.0 (Playa Portrait Studios)



Duration Description

8:00



Location / Camp



This is the third year of the successful Playa 04:30 @ Allante Portrait Studios. Come have your portrait Volcano Worshipers Take painted by a talented PPS artists and take Flight home something special to remember BM'08. Come to 9pm and esplanade and we'll paint your likeness. The medium is acryllic on 10x12inch roof shingle. Can you paint portraits? Artists WANTED and welcome--everything is provided--bring only your talent. The goal of the program: In the year 2028 you're digging through your attic and come upon an old roof shingle with you portrait from BurningMan 2008...and it makes you smile. Hey! This is America! I want a souvenir! Over 04:30 @ Impala the years, individuals and camps have become Above The Limit very creative in their souvenirs. We ve seen some amazing stickers, patches, pins, t-shirts, scarves, cups, mugs, cast metal pendants, glass icons... For those interested in collecting images and ideas to decorate our default world and remind us to smile and remember, Swag Exchange is a place for visitors to exchange stickers, patches, pins, and other event swag. We ll have an honor-system table in the Verandah for participants to leave what they can, take what they like, and talk about all the cool stuff they ve seen. Above The Limit is offering at least six different colorful souvenirs this year, so if you re a serious collector or someone whose computer monitor or cube wall needs a reminder of something much more fun, come on by! Based on Gabrielle Roth's 5 rhythms movement 04:30 @ Allante meditation practice. Come back to yourself Relaxomatic Plushitorium while you dance on a spring-loaded bamboo dance floor. To find out more about Five Rhythms, go to www.gabrielleroth.com Come join the Poisoned Palace for a delicious 08:30 @ Fairlane cup of tea and rousing game of Mahjong. We Point Being are featuring a wonderful variety of loose leaf black, green and herbal teas along with some unique herbal concoctions exclusive to the Poisoned Palace. We proudly offer high test wellness and aphrodisiac herbal remedies. As a special bonus, we will read your future from the palm of your hand and let you know what the universe has in store for you. Don't miss this truly outstanding experience. Y all just set back in the rocking chairs without a 04:30 @ Impala care in the world, sip your juleps or sweet tea, Above The Limit and watch the world pass by. Welcome to our daytime lounge from the Deep South! Come chat about life back in the small towns, the big city lights of Et-Lanna and N awlins, Spanish moss, and Southern hospitality. In addition to the usual beer, tea, and cool water, we ll have new drinks daily representing different parts of the South think mint juleps, Lynchburg lemonades, Hurricanes, and other drinks offering true Southern comfort!



10:00 AM



Swag Exchange Outpost



8:00



10:00 AM



Sweat Your Prayers



2:00



10:00 AM



Tea and Mahjong



4:00



10:00 AM



The Verandah



10:00



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Start Time

10:00 AM



Event

The V-SPoT: Volunteer Here!



Duration Description

7:30



Location / Camp



The V-SPoT --- Volunteering @ Burning Man. Portal East @ Center Camp YES, YOU CAN STILL VOLUNTEER AT Playa Info BURNING MAN! NO, you didn't have to sign up in advance! WE NEED YOU! Stroll over to Playa Info in Center Camp. Just inside, you'll discover the V-SPOT, where our Volunteer Experts will help you find your "special place" in Black Rock City. Volunteer Coordinators from all the coolest Burning Man departments come to the V-Spot with their special needs. Are you big enough to fill them? Let us show you your V-Spot: this won't hurt a bit! In fact, we're sure you'll love it! Lost? Confused? Runny nose? Don't know what 04:30 @ Gremlin to go do next? In its inaugural year, Camp WigTown Tissue and a Plan is dedicated to making sure no burner wanders the playa without a clear plan and a clean tissue. All week long we will have a goodly supply of tissues each with a different plan written on them. We figure that every burner could use a spare tissue, and many could have anywhere from casual to dire need of a plan. Alpha creative dynamic meditation Training for life - you can always get what you want! No prior experience needed - nothing required. 07:30 @ Edsel Camp ... in Bed / Philthy Sanchez



10:00 AM



Tissue and a Plan



10:00



10:00 AM



Tuning into the Matrix



1:00



10:30 AM



Al Anon Meetings



1:00



Is someone's drinking or drug use harshing your 06:00 @ Fairlane buzz? Join other family and friends of alcoholics Anonymous Village as we share our experience, strength and hope every morning at 10:30 in Anonymous Camp. Help produce and deliver the only daily 11:00 @ The Wheel newspaper produced on the playa! The Black Black Rock Arts Foundation Rock Beacon is seeking writers, photographers, editors, dupers, delivery people, and bacon. See www.blackrockbeacon.org for more information and volunteer descriptions. Lux. Veritas. Lardum. The Free Photography Zone has for the past 13 unknown years been John Brennan's gift of photographs FREE Hookah Tent to the participants of Burning Man. Each person photographed in his studio gets a print of themselves as a tangible reminder of thier time at Burning Man. Over this time John has photographed, and given prints to between 5 and 7,000 participants as well as creating an archive of about 25,000 negatives of the people of Burning Man No need to get up at dawn! Sleep off that jet lag, unknown hangover, or whatever ails you and join us at a Mike's Birthday leisurely hour for power/vinayasa yoga. We re going to put you through your paces, but you ll depart from tightness and arrive in a state of bliss. No in-flight movie In our fourth year, Madi brings singers together from all walks of life to share their voice at any level to sing together in harmony! we rehearse w,t,f,s and perform on Sunday morning! No reading necessary, although helpful. No real skills necessary, just a desire to sing and actively participate in the most roots-organic music on the playa! Don't complain about too much electronic music, be a part of the organic solution! Come to sing with Madi's Playa Choir! 08:00 @ Esplanade Fifth Dimension



10:30 AM



Black Rock Beacon volunteer meeting



12:30



10:30 AM



Free Photography Zone



12:00



10:30 AM



Heavenly Yoga



1:30



10:30 AM



Playa choir rehearsal



1:30



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Start Time

11:00 AM



Event

"BOOBIES PORTRAYED 2"



Duration Description

4:00



Location / Camp



COME GET YOUR BOOBIES PORTRAYED 03:30 @ Dart BY acclaimed photographer danna kinsky! Freedomcommunity this is a photo session. the idea here is to portray boobies in a new and fresh and original way. All tits are different, and therefor shall be photographed in a different way. some close up, some from farther away, some abstract, some frontal, some more erotic, some in couples. Different angles, different poses, anything you want, and anything we can come up with in the burning man environment. the goal is to liberate women and have their pictures taken with or without their face, therefor creating freedom of expression, and freedom for women of all shapes and forms. COME LIBERATE YOURSELF AND JOIN THE FUN! Camping with a moron? Tired of your significant 03:00 @ Allante other? Know someone you can't stand? Bring Get Lit Asylum, The them by for a little abuse by Andrew! Camping with a moron? Tired of your significant 03:00 @ Allante other? Meet someone that just bothers you for Get Lit Asylum, The no reason? Bring them by Vino the Dog camp for a little abuse by Andrew! Physical, mental, sexual, Andrew can do it all. Bman button camp, will once again host a make 03:30 @ Fairlane your own pin on button with either your own art bmanbutton camp drawing or photo,everyone is welcome. Here is your opportunity to have your body adorned with temporary body art at Tsunami by our staff of shapely Goddesses and steady handed surfer dudes. Operating daily. 07:30 @ Corvair Zanzibar



11:00 AM



Abuse by Andrew



1:00



11:00 AM



Abuse by Andrew



1:00



11:00 AM



Bman button camp



3:00



11:00 AM



Body Painting



2:00



11:00 AM



Brain Freeze / Got Stickers Camp



5:00



Again this year we will be bringing you stickers 07:30 @ Dart and frozen margaritas. If you dare have a seat BOXXUS NEXUS in "Old Sparky" and see what you can take. Come by and pick up some stickers and if you have stickers from your camp or event we would love to give them out for you. We will be serving frozen margaritas each day (21 and older). This will be our 4th year for this camp. Find your soulmate at the Costco Soulmate Trading Outlet. Drop by, fill out a questionnaire, talk with our friendly staff and enjoy a drink at our bar. Come back the next day to discover your soulmate and journey off to find your new friend out there on the playa! 05:00 @ Dart Chai & Empathy Bar (within Nectar Village)



11:00 AM



Costco Soulmate Trading Outlet



6:00



11:00 AM



Cougar Melon Happy Hour



3:00



Come and be refreashed by our Melon 07:30 @ Portal specialists. Bring a cougar, and get two servings Cougar Melon Camp of melon! Black Rock Spacial Delivery is Training Deliverators in our patented "we take stuff places" delivery method and procedures. Stop by the playa's top provider of quality soulmates at discount warehouse prices since 1998. Bring someone to trade. Looking to help others find their soulmate? Come by at 10:30 or 1:30 to volunteer. Know who you are, where you come from, and where you're headed? Claim your spiritual identity-- show the world you have a clue! 3:45 & K-Car Sign up for an enjoyable, happy, and SENSUOUS MASSAGE. Living life with uninhibited enthusiasm is the "American Dream" )'( Burning Man ROCKS! 09:45 @ Center Camp Black Rock Spatial Delivery 05:00 @ Dart Chai & Empathy Bar (within Nectar Village)



11:00 AM



Deliverator training



1:00



11:00 AM



Find your Soulmate.



6:00



11:00 AM



Get a Cleu!



6:00



unknown Cleu camp



11:00 AM



Hedonic Sensuous Massage



4:00



unknown Heart Camp



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Start Time

11:00 AM



Event

Mystic Massage IS back for 08!



Duration Description

3:00 Mystic Massage is Back! Been riding a bike thats too small? Get those sore muscle taken care of. This is done a safe respectful space. Try to bring your own towel. Everybody needs to be clean, dirty people will be told to get cleaned up. Out of control People will be asked to leave. We will be open daily from Tuesday, around 11:am to 1p.m. Last day is Thursday. This year MM is run by the Phyfer Zinj, aka Magic Fingers. If you would like to volunteer at MM ask for Phyfer!



Location / Camp

06:30 @ Dart Puritanica (within Silicon Village)



11:00 AM



PIMP MY BIKE



6:00



PIMP MY BIKE: The Bioluminati are pleased to 10:00 @ The Wheel provide some sweet pimpernalia to upgrade Billion Bunnies: Bunny Nation! your ride. In our Bicycle Pimparium, learn firsthand the difference between mere decorations and true playa-style pimpin'. Add night-lighting to your Bike! Great for Kids. And by Night, come watch our Mini-Ciné! Come to have your garden tended and your 07:00 @ Esplanade kitten plucked. Multiple tables in the Parlor for Snowflake Village special and private massages 11am-3pm and by appointment at any hour; guided DIY massage; daytime DIY sunscreening. Body part painting for Critical Tits and Critical Dicks. Serving up hot steaming waffles, bacon, and mimosas for all you Burnerites every day from 11am to 1pm! Ice cream social on Thursday! 08:30 @ Esplanade Camp Blank (within The Hive)



11:00 AM



Screen, Shave and Scream



4:00



11:00 AM



Waffling Waystation is OPEN!



2:00



11:00 AM



What the Funk? A Hurricane Katrina Protest



Help us honor the tragedy of Hurricane Katrina 08:00 @ Fairlane and the greatest of American Values : The right Crown Collective to Free Speech and Assembly. Join the New Orleans Burners at the Man aboard 'The Lady Sassfras' as we present a day of speakers, DJ's, information, and enterttainment, in true Big Easy Style, as we protest the Death of the American Dream. Show your support and meet us at the Man. And remember what George Clinton taught us; If you cant afford Free Speech; then you might as well pay attention. * Any speakers/activists etc interested in participating can contact the listed email. 1:00 Visit the AEZ and see how we do blinky lights and sound without generators. Gray water removal w/the Evapotrons. Ask questions and have fun. Meet at the MAyor's camp. We walk through the village and see all the different systems that villagers have built. cookies Feed your brain with speaker presentations on subjects ranging from free will to sacred spaces to the American Constitution and basic civil rights. Let us clear your head in a few ecsatic minutes-- groups welcome! You are Consciousness, Life, Earth, Universe. Be the cleu! 3:45 & K-Car 06:30 @ Dart At the Mayor's Camp (within Alternative Energy Zone Village)



11:01 AM



Alternative Energy Zone tour



11:30 AM



Center Camp Cafe Brain Buffet Speaker Series



1:00



Center Camp Center Camp Cafe



11:30 AM



Cleu Brainwashing



5:00



unknown Cleu camp



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Start Time

11:30 AM



Event

Daily Chanting of the Lotus Sutra



Duration Description

12:30



Location / Camp



Join us in our Lotus Dome for the daily recitaion 03:30 @ Fairlane of Nam Myoho Renge Kyo and morning gongyo Bubble Wrap Trap (the practice of chanting two chapters from the Lotus Sutra) In the Lotus Sutra Shakymuni Buddha revealed that every human being can attain enlightment in their present form. Through chanting Nam Myoho Renge Kyo an individual is able to awaken this enlightenment the Buddha revealed and reveal their own buddha nature. A practioner of this buddhism through chanting and study can transform life and create a state of unshakable happiness overcoming the sufferings of birth and death. Buddhism is a practice and everyone is welcome to join. Each day after chanting together we will study a buddhist concept, answer questions and share experiences about the practice and its application to our daily life. All are welcome to join us even if you have never chanted before. Open meeting for Alcoholics Anonymous and other 12-step programs 06:00 @ Fairlane Anonymous Village



12:00 PM



12-Step Meeting



1:00



12:00 PM



Anonymous Village



1:00



Anonymous Village is a site dedicated to 06:00 @ Fairlane recovery from all manner of addiction. We have Anonymous Village meetings on a regular basis for AA, NA, Alanon and all other 12 step based programs. Alcoholics Anonymous meetings are usually at 12:00 noon 6:00 in the evening. Other meetings are scheduled as desired. All people affected by addiction issues are welcome as are those souls that discover at Burning Man that they have had enough of whatever addiction plagues them. We often go and rescue people from places that are no long fun or healthy for them. AppatheDancingElephantFulfillment Center & Re:Entry Camp : AppA Heads come together for an All Playa elephant Congregation w liquid lunch unknown Appa fulfillment Camp(inside Entheon)



12:00 PM



Appa GiveAway



1:00



12:00 PM



Bikram Yoga With Mighty Mo?



1:30



Please come join us for this daily ritual. We will 04:30 @ Bonneville have multiple areas, carpeted, or not, inside the Camp Questionmark (CAMP?) dome, or not, under shade, or...you get the idea. Mighty Mo, your guide on this journey, can't wait to sweat it out with you, so get over here and turn up the heat! !!!!!!!!!???????????????????????!!!!!!!!! Choose your side, partner, and participate in the 04:30 @ Fairlane High Noon Shootout between the Black Rock Hippocampus Gang and the BRC Marshalls. Water guns provided, see the barkeep at the CW Saloon. Winners get the glory, losers land in jail.



12:00 PM



Black Rock Gang Watergun Shootout



12:00 PM



BMIR 94.5 FM PSAs and Theme Camp Announcements



4:00



Drop by to record your theme camp announcements and good ole' American adverts. We'll get them on air and into the ether of Black Rock City



03:30 @ Fairlane bmanbutton camp



12:00 PM



Center Camp Cafe Spoken Word Stage



5:00



Daily spoken word, poetry, storytelling and unknown WORDchamacallit! Inquire about available slots Center Camp and schedule at the Spoken Word Stage.



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Start Time

12:00 PM



Event

Daily Waterboarding Experience!



Duration Description

1:00



Location / Camp



Part of the American Dream is evidently the use 04:30 @ Fairlane of waterboarding as a form of interrogation. camp hookup Experience this dark arm of CIA tactic in real life! From http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waterboarding : "Waterboarding is a form of torture that consists of immobilizing a person on their back with the head inclined downward and pouring water over the face and into the breathing passages. Through forced suffocation and inhalation of water, the subject experiences the process of drowning and is made to believe that death is imminent. In contrast to merely submerging the head face-forward, waterboarding almost immediately elicits the gag reflex. Although waterboarding does not always cause lasting physical damage, it carries the risks of extreme pain, damage to the lungs, brain damage caused by oxygen deprivation, injuries (including broken bones) due to struggling against restraints, and even death. The psychological effects on victims of waterboarding can last for years after the procedure." Experience this yourself, and see what it's like inflict it on others! (All boundaries and safeword/signals respected, of course) It is our intention that through this exercise, we will bring light to this practice which occurs, among other worse things, at the hands of Americans and paid by their tax dollars in secret CIA prisons all over the world. Come and try to breathe! Dance The Hokey Pokey everyday at noon. All 02:00 @ 3:00 Portal ages and everybody is welcome. Come and turn Hokey Pokey Sunshine Hotel yourself around.



12:00 PM



Dance The Hokey Pokey



12:00 PM



Eye Spa, by Dilated Peoples



3:00



Give yourself a reprieve from the scorching desert sun and indulge in a soothing treatment of refreshing eye drops, cucumber slices and a cooling gel-pack. Enjoy a meditative lavenderscented eye pillow while listening to our chill music, surrounded by the enchanting, healing powers of Dilated Peoples. (Wed. through Friday, 12 noon-3pm) Hone your own Flow! Daily Flow Arts lessons at Prometheatrics. Poi, sticks, staff, hoop, meteors, plus yoga and more. Bring your own tools. Howdy Partners! Come and get Hitched to your Loved One or Playa Partner for the week with your friends at Historical Marker #65. Wednesday and Friday at High Noon we will have a mass hitching. You will receive a certificate of your hitching and a special branding. Celebrate after the ceremony in our Saloon and Spanking Jail. We encourage you to wear your finest Western Apparel!



07:30 @ Gremlin Dilated Peoples Eye Spa



12:00 PM



Flow Temple Flowshop



1:00



04:30 @ Corvair pro leisure tour



12:00 PM



Get Hitched at Historical Marker #65



1:00



04:30 @ Fairlane Hippocampus



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Start Time

12:00 PM



Event

Get Hitched at Historical Marker #65



Duration Description

1:00 Howdy Partners! Come and get Hitched to your Loved One or Playa Partner for the week with your friends at Historical Marker #65. Wednesday and Friday at High Noon we will have a mass hitching. You will receive a certificate of your hitching and a special branding. Celebrate after the ceremony in our Saloon and Spanking Jail. We encourage you to wear your finest Western Apparel!



Location / Camp

04:30 @ Fairlane Hippocampus



12:00 PM



Hathor Breathing & Toning Meditation



12:30



Breathing and toning meditations as taught by 02:00 @ Hummer the Hathors. Energy Riders The Hathors are a group of interdimensional, intergalactic beings connected to ancient Egypt through the Temples of the Goddess Hathor. The Hathors' primary mode of communication and healing is through the use of catalytic sound patterns. Come release your inner demon, devil, satyr, unicorn, goat, deer, woodland creature or whatever by making yourself a pair of playahorns! Resident Horny Camp Miscreants will teach you how to fashion your own set of playa horns which you can walk away and wear spreading devilish fashion throughout Black Rock City. Special occasion? Desperation? Just plain fun to have around? Send a creative email to nexsys@well.com with reasons why you should have one of the 3 additional VIP seats per day on the Hot Springs Air Shuttle! There is NO Charge for this Non stop 30 minute flight from the playa directly to the hot springs and back. However, Sierra hot springs does charge a small fee for guests. This is a great way to shake off the playa dust and come back clean and refreshed ! No affiliation with the hot springs or any other business. Within NYrvana Village, this year Kostume Kult presents "KKoney Island" in a fantastical reimagining of this legendary Brooklyn neighborhood past, present and future. Come by for transformations in our daytime costume giveaway dome, for face/ body painting by Urban Jungle and the over-the-edge absurdity of the Krazy Klown funhouse. At next-door neighboring pub, The Embassy, KK brings its unique brand of interactive fun with video by Glass Bead Collective and dj's, dancing and fashion shows. On the Esplanade, look for the NY City skyline, Kostume Dome, and 24-7 freakkfest that is Kostume Kult. Recycled/Donated costumes are welcome. **Costuming the Naked since 2002.** ice cold lemonade for dusty humans. BRING YOUR OWN CUP! Come participate and make out with Sid! Guys and girls welcome! Hosted by Vino the Dog! Evil mash-ups by BoyChaos. 06:30 @ Dart hookah homestead



12:00 PM



Horn Making Classes



4:00



12:00 PM



Hot Springs Air Shuttle!



6:00



07:30 @ Esplanade Prometheatrics



12:00 PM



Kostume Kult s Kostume Dome



5:00



08:00 @ Esplanade NYrvana Village



12:00 PM



lemonade consumption



7:00



03:00 @ Allante Black Rock JCC unknown Pet My Squirrel 03:00 @ Center Camp Spike's Vampire Bar



12:00 PM



Make out with Sid



12:30



12:00 PM



Mashup Monday



4:00



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Start Time

12:00 PM



Event

Naked Gun



Duration Description

2:00 A fun way to cool off during the hottest part of the day! Bring your squirt gun to the Orgasmateria at high noon and exchange your clothes for a fill-up of ice-water spend the scorching hour running around bare-assed chasing other naked gunslingers to exchange refreshing squirts of cool water. It s mostly a free-for-all, but there will be some organized games (capture the flag, soak the newbies, etc) depending on the crowd.



Location / Camp

07:30 @ Allante Orgasmateria Pleasure Lab (within Asylum Village)



12:00 PM



Share Appa Love



4:00



Come by Appathedancingelephant's Jungle 03:00 @ Gremlin Love Shack this afternoon and pick up some Camp Armageddon Appa-licious Love,Iced Tea and other liquid refreshments.Share a story,a sticker and lets all Shine together! Come celebrate our second successful year of pants-free pride! Sing, dance, drop your pants! 07:30 @ Bonneville Sparky's House of Phlame



12:00 PM



SHIRT COCKtail hour



1:00



12:00 PM



Spa Fiasco



2:00



Spa Fiasco is pleased to a variety of services. 06:00 @ Dart Stop in for temporary hair coloring. A wide Fandango range of colors to choose from. Or perhaps you would like some face or body painting. You may also have your Runes cast by our Viking specialist. A complementary lip gloss provided to guests while they last. Listen to a sermon or preach your own at our open-mike pulpit. Ongoing, daily, as divine inspiration strikes. 07:30 @ Portal Cougar Melon Camp



12:00 PM



Stand-up Prophecy



6:00



12:00 PM



the naked lunch



12:30



Pack your brown bag and join us at high noon 03:00 @ Esplanade every day for the mid-day meal. Shirt and shoes Ea-cuP-Tay (within Gigsville) NOT required. Don't forget your sunblock. Tin Pan Ted plays the songs of America's 04:30 @ Gremlin fundamental mythos -- the legend of the cowboy. Hedonic Sensuous Massage High Noon and Sundown, Wherever he drifts. We have a great new logo for airbrushing tshirts or other items. Sorry, no do it yourself. A great rememberance for 2008. We have lots of colors, but air brushing works best on light colored clothing. CAMP NOX West @ The Wheel Camp of Doom (of DOOM!)



12:00 PM



Tin Pan Ted



1:00



12:01 PM



HEAVENLY AIR BRUSH



3:00



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Daily

Start Time

12:03 PM



Event

Bomb Bay Tea Co. Serves Tea



Duration Description

3:00



Location / Camp



Somewhere over an unknown city, in the desert, 08:00 @ Dart our airship was Bohemia forced to land due to damage. The good captain knew all would be lost if they did not immediately return to port for repairs. Seeing the vast possibilities of this rich strange culture, volunteers were asked to remain behind with the cargo until they could be rescued. The cargo, consisting of the finest teas and prepackaged dainties were, after all, intended for the colonization of new worlds. The crew quickly set up a civilized encampment and began in earnest to cultivate the local savages. "Victory through opulence!" They cried as they raised their tea cups to a respectable level. The beginning of the end of the American colonies was spurred by tea, and so shall the re-colonization! The goal of the Bomb Bay Tea Co. is to bring culture, refinement and class to the playa. We will do this with a steam punk edge, a gifting heart, and in an environment friendly to adults and children alike. For several hours each day we will be serving high tea inside the opulent converted air-cargo container tea room. Guests will find themselves entertained and served by the finest of Air Pirates, Mad Scientists, Cowboys, Safari Hunters and More. For those savages, and more adventurous souls, not accustomed to hard-walled structures, tables will be set up in neighboring safari tents and outdoors in the shade. To soothe and entertain the ladies, gentle men and curious playa denizens, tea will be accompanied by music, poetry and spoken word performances. Those who wish to enjoy a game of croquet, chess, checkers, cards or other suitable games of culture, class and distinction can do so. Our philosophy is simple, We want to invite guests to take a moment to relax, reflect and enjoy themselves in the opulence that surrounds them, not only that of our camp but of the city itself. Our only true objective is to colonize this wondrous strange City and bring it into the folds of the greatest of nations "Victoriana" So come and join our Steam Punk world with a relaxing cup of tea, a little bit of slander, listen to the seductive tones of the Victrola, and watch the natives playing at games of culture and breeding. Ever wondered how to lower water needs and maintenance time on your garden? Come learn the many reasons to use native plants, the reasons to avoid invasive exotics and hear about some cool native plants from many burner regional areas (Bay Area, Pacific Northwest, Chicago area) Come hang out and and play as the Ancients did! We have Senat, the Hiera Gramme, Chaturanga, Tablut and others! 01:15 @ The Wheel Earth Guardians



12:30 PM



Native Plants



1:00



12:34 PM



Ancient Board Games



2:47



03:00 @ Dart VW Bus Camp



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Start Time

1:00 PM



Event

Check Your Baggage @ PLEASair



Duration Description



Location / Camp



Check Your Baggage on PLEASair s giant 07:30 @ Corvair mocked-up luggage! Write your problems on Playfully Yours suitcases and our gorilla baggage handlers will deliver them to The Temple to be burned and carried to the four winds... then belly up to the bar and get drunk with The Captain and our DJs speak sweet house music through sunset! PLEASair bar open daily 3-8pm. "Check Your Baggage" available 24 hours a day. 4:00 Relax and bring a Kung Fu Sock Monkey to life. unknown We provide materials while supplies last. K-Svert 106.5FM Radio & Donate more socks to keep the nursery open Stage longer. Take refuge in the yurt and cool off with some iced tea. Our finest mint and black teas are brewed using genuine BRC solar radiation. Meet new people,enjoy groovy tunes & titilating conversation and sip on a Playa Cosmo in our cool lounge and chill space. See and hear local BRC talent daily 3-5pm (American Scream). Join us for the Miss UnAmerica Pageant Friday at 1pm. Visit, play with, and contribute to our Freedom Bell Garden. Let Freedom Ring! 2:00 unknown Thrillpeddlers 08:30 @ Dart Celestial Bodies (within Avalon Village)



1:00 PM



Adopt a Trained Sock Monkey



1:00 PM



Afternoon Tea at Yurt Cafe



1:00



1:00 PM



Celestial Bodies Lounge / Bar



1:00 PM



Contact Fundamentals



Fundamental principles of contact improvisation 04:30 @ Fairlane for all levels. Suitable for beginners. Contact Camp Contraptionists Afternoon Ice Shaving parties. 1pm to 3pm Monday to Sunday, bring your own cup, bring your own ice, or use ours. Chill in our shade tent while you have a shaved ice with flavors of your choice. Sex shots, sadistic drinking games & naked baristas, what more could you want? Come find out. Variety was never before so exciting. Open bar and animated interaction in a decorative, deeply shaded and chill, traditional Indian desert tent. A retreat from the heat. Maya (Sanskrit ) is a concept from India that what we perceive as reality is really a great dream, where we work out in our efforts to advance consciousness, the true purpose of human existence. Playa Maya US is the phantasmagorical form of the great dreamscape at Burning Man in the American desert. Elephant-headed Ganesh, the beloved Indian God of overcoming obstacles, invokes (un)conscious resources of the psyche to realize positive change, manifest hopes and promote evolution. Ganesh s Playa Maya US is a camp dedicated to overcoming obstacles to spiritual or consciousness evolution, engaged with the grand American dream of Burning Man. Ganesh helps burners overcome the obstacle of extreme desert heat with an oasis-like retreat in a traditional 20x30 Rajasthani desert tent with swamp coolers, an open bar and opportunities to conversationally grapple with Playa Maya experience and glorious and rewarding experiences of transcending the dream and realizing spiritual and conscious progress. 07:30 @ Corvair Contraptionists



1:00 PM



Contraptionists Afternoon Chill time



2:00



1:00 PM



EverChanging Booth



2:00



03:30 @ Fairlane Bubble Wrap Trap 03:00 @ Dart Ganesh s Playa Maya US



1:00 PM



Ganesh s Playa Maya US Afternoon American Dreamspace



4:00



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Start Time

1:00 PM



Event

Guerilla Theatre



Duration Description

1:00 at 1pm On Monday, Wednesday, and Friday come help devise a Flash-mob style performance (a theatrical happening)to fill all of BRC! The more the merrier-bring a friend. Monkey! Tiger! Snake! Crane! Drop in anytime during open hours to learn creative, dynamic movement and striking. Beginners welcome.



Location / Camp

06:30 @ Esplanade Avant Yard



1:00 PM



Indonesian Martial Arts



4:00



unknown K-Svert 106.5FM Radio & Stage



1:00 PM



Kirtan As Kindred Spirits



1:00



Feel the ecstatic touch of transcendental vibes 09:00 @ Hummer by singing kirtan with kindred spirit souls. Under Sacred Space the Basura Sagrada Temple. Del's Frozen Lemonade is the original frozen lemonade, and is found only in Rhode Island. Del's is soft frozen and it has a smooth, drinkable consistency, but it is not liquid lemonade and should not be confused with snow cones or tropical ices. Stop by and find out why this all-natural fresh lemon juice treat is revered as the most delicious and thirst quenching treat. 03:00 @ Corvair UBER TUBERS



1:00 PM



Lemony Madness



1:00



1:00 PM



Make Out With Dave



12:10



Dave B is attempting to break the world record unknown of making out with the most women in ten Dave minutes, currently held by Eric H at 221 women. This is a light and fun event, and no tongue is involved (unless desired) NAKED MISTING TWISTER!!! Naked Misting Twister has a twist or two. 1. No clothing allowed! 2. It has a cooling mist! WET & FUN for people 18+ Years Young Only! THERE WILL ALSO BE SOME OTHER TWISTS DURING THE WEEK! 07:30 @ Corvair Contraptionists



1:00 PM



NAKED MISTING TWISTER



12:45



1:00 PM



Playa Fashion Makeovers & Snow Cones



2:00



Stop by Tsunami for your playa fashion 07:30 @ Corvair makeover and strut your stuff across our stage! Zanzibar Enjoy a frosty snow cone most days too. Donations of ice from Antarctica and sexy playa wear gladly accepted. Just what is Poly High Tea? First, it's a Tea Party. We will be serving Tea and Cookies... All you Polyamorous, poly-curious, and polyfriendly folks out there on the playa are invited to join us for a discussion about the practical issues of loving more than one in an open, responsible multi-person relationship. 5-MANssages available for those in need, courtesy of the chauvinist clowns at Cock n' Waffle. Ask about a free fittin', sizes 3-8 available. Get Scissors at Chop Shop Garage. We offer many types of chopping devices for you here. The Garage also has Playa repair for bikes, scooters and Mutant Vehicles. A nice comfortable shade oasis. Honest help, advice and scissors with a friendly smile in a world that needs them so much. Modern artist Serial Carpens (aka Mg Nos, publisher emeritus of The Burn And I) will be performing a potentially interactive painting display in center camp, primarily acrylic and oil paint stick on canvas. Carpens' influences range from Chris Burden to Basquiat. Need a touch of body paint? Shade sofas music and a cold frappe 03:00 @ Portal Poisoned Palace



1:00 PM



Poly High Tea



2:00



1:00 PM



Rocky Mountain School of Throat Massage



3:00



08:00 @ Dart ToneAge - American Dreamz



1:00 PM



Scissors Run



1:00



09:00 @ Allante Chop Shop



1:00 PM



Serial Carpens paints in Center Camp.



4:00



unknown Hoop Nation



1:00 PM



Starfuckers Oasis



4:00



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Start Time

1:23 PM



Event

Steam Bath Project Fabrication workshop



Duration Description

2:00



Location / Camp



The Steam Bath Project has been at Burning 05:00 @ Dart Man every year since 2001.Over the years lot's HeeBeeGeeBee Healers of people are curious how the damn thing works (within Nectar Village) and how is it built? The basic system is pretty simple. Maybe you have something similar at home. Come by and share your ideas with the group. Arm-length gloves, hats and veils and moving pictures are the fashion in our camp. Come by and craft some accessories or try your hand at telling a very short story (in 30 frames or less) with our moving picture machine. There can be no freedom at the Black Rock Census as long as the Countess is in power. During the Tea Party, Trapper Lyn and the Canadian volunteers may finally overthrow the despotic Countess and liberate the Census once and for all! Come fill out a Census form, post your ADamendments, and bring a cup for tea. Get transformed through face and body painting. A different theme each day. Monday Organic Body Painting - Plant, tropical, floral and abstract organics. Tuesday Ritualistic Body Painting - Tribal designs from around the world. Wednesday Modern - Pop culture, geometric designs, celebrating modern art from impressionism to op art. Thursday Animal - Express your inner demon animal on your skin. Friday Psychedelic Body Painting - Tickle your senses and play with your mind. Saturday Black Light Sensitive Body Painting - Glow the night away! 09:00 @ Corvair Asshole Spotlight Camp



2:00 PM



Art and accessories from an older, prettier world



3:00



2:00 PM



Black Rock Tea Party



2:00



04:30 @ Corvair Black Rock Burning Bingo



2:00 PM



Body Art in an Urban Jungle



5:00



08:00 @ Esplanade Urban Jungle (within NYrvana Village)



2:00 PM



BRCPO: Freaky Post Card Project



1:00



Come join the Black Rock City Post Office 07:30 @ 9:00 Portal pranksters and go postal in the shade as you Black Rock City Post Office design your very own freaky Burning Man postcards and then mail them back to all your homies with the official Burning Man cancelation postmark. People all over the world are taking initiative in their local communities to take the vibe off the playa and bring it to their local communities. Come find out what BWB has been up to and how you can get involved at our daily salons from 2-3pm. We have over 30 volunteers who have just returned from our reconstruction project in Peru as well as the relentlessly creative folks who have taken the lead in their communities to make a difference. Please Join Us! Feelin' patriotic but electile disfunction got you down? Come to Fusion Valley and cross the Continental Divide to earn a shot of Canadian whiskey or Mexican tequila. Wednesday through Sunday, 2 pm playatime. Whisky Tango with The Ducks Hang at the ZamZam or get your Wet on while racing your friends down 200ft of pure slip'n'slide magic. 04:30 @ Dart Burner Scout Camp



2:00 PM



Burners without Borders



1:00



2:00 PM



Cross the Continental Divide



4:00



03:00 @ Corvair FusionValley



2:00 PM



DoubleWide Slip N'Slide



4:00



04:30 @ Allante TOTEM Massage & Chill



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Start Time

2:00 PM



Event

Enslavement and Slave Parade



Duration Description

2:30 Slave auction: Uli Baba and his hooligans will be running a 2-3 day slave auction where you can buy or be bought with playa gifts for a 2.5 hour duration. Slave auction will be advertised on each day in a pre-auction parade of slaves. Slaves can be purchased for any playa purpose (although it will be emphasized that all kinky endeavors be embarked on only with clear and explicit volunteering of the participating slave.) Any participating slave with his or her master can request assistance via the underground railroad. Uli Baba and his gang will lure unsuspecting playa citizens into indentured servitude with trinkets, baubles and other playa gifts. The Entheon Village DreamRise Lecture and Workshop Series returns for its third straight year. A diverse collection of presentations on cultural shift will be offered by groups such as M.A.P.S., the Pachamama Alliance, The Resonance Project, and others. Every day from 2pm-7pm in the Main dome of Entheon Village 2:00



Location / Camp

04:00 @ The Wheel Black Rock Country Club, The



2:00 PM



Entheon Village DreamRise Lecture and Workshop Series



02:00 @ Hummer Energy Riders



2:00 PM



Giant Jagannatha Chariot Fest



Dressed in Playa best, please be our guest, join unknown the Jagannatha Fest, surely you'll attest a Kit's Birthday Burners blessed kind of zest has come from such a quest. Build your own man, mutant vehicle, or 04:30 @ Fairlane mate...or at least a shrine to one anyway. Altar-nation Create an altar of yoru hearts desire from our super blocks and then don't lego 'cause you can take it home wiht you. While our stash lasts. TV Free Burning Man, Black Rock City s Emmy- 07:30 @ Allante nominated pirate TV station is back in 2008! We ZENER Camp / The Tuck want you to continue to help us document the Republic best festival on earth and this year you don t even have to be a filmmaker. Step into our Media Upload Dome where you can import your digital stills, check out a video camera, or record a webcam message. Our expert staff will help you craft and upload your own multi-media Postcard From the Playa and blast out email notifications to all of your friends and family in the outside world. It s real-time documentation on TV, online, and in your hands! Times of operation: 2:00 PM - Sunset --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------TV FREE BURNING MAN, Black Rock City s only pirate TV station, has been documenting the festival with your help--since 2005. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Kid-friendly oobleck dances on subwoofers! Come play with crazy liquids that magically turn solid in your hands. This wacky fluid made from corn starch and water drips down your arm but won't splash when punched. 09:30 @ Center Camp OMCC



2:00 PM



Lego My Altar



4:00



2:00 PM



Make Media @ TV Free Burning Man



5:00



2:00 PM



Make Your Oobleck Dance!



4:00



2:00 PM



Make-A-Real-Trophy Craft Class



2:00



Tell them they are great with a custom made 04:00 @ 3:00 Portal trophy! Recycle old trophy parts to make a Hundredth Monkey Camp custom trophy to award a special camp or camp mate! What could be better than showing someone how special they are with a glistening custom made award!



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Start Time

2:00 PM



Event

Monkey Chant: The Rhythmic Interplay of Community Voice



Duration Description

2:00 This guided chanting experience is about building Community Energy and Unity through the interweaving of our voices and moving bodies. Come by and entertain us on our sound stage. Spin a set or bring your talent. Stop by the Bar and sign up for a slot. Bring your beat up feet to the Poisoned Palace for a treat for your whole body. We will supply the lotions/oils, charts and instructions. You bring yourself and the will to have your feet massaged and to return the favor. This event is a singles mixer but if you are in a couple, feel free to both show up and ready to enjoy. This is a truly amazing experience for anyone in a space to give and receive pleasure. 1:00



Location / Camp

05:00 @ Dart Costco Soulmate Trading Outlet (within Nectar Village) 04:30 @ Allante TOTEM Massage & Chill 08:30 @ Fairlane Point Being



2:00 PM



Open Set/Open Mic



4:00



2:00 PM



Singles Foot Reflexology Clinic



2:00 PM



Sound Pod



The goal of the Sound Pod is to come together 02:00 @ Hummer in a comfortable environment and with clear Energy Riders guidance and direction, to express sounds in an uninhibited way. The intention of this exploration of vocal sounds, pure tones, free sounds, and chants, is to relieve stress and clear blockages in the body, creating a sense of well-being and joyful expansion. Camp "You Know You Want IT Want IT" 03:00 @ Fairlane Returns this year bringing you the radio show Wanderer's Camp aka that National Public Radio Junkies love "This PreBurners, The American Life". Join us while we eat snacks and enjoy a cool beverage with our friend Ira Glass. Listen to the excitement as the gas powered 08:00 @ 7:30 Portal blender lights it up whilst sipping perfectly White Dragon Noodle Bar blended margaritas. You might have seen us out on the playa in the past, but we now have a permanent location...Time of Your Life! Relax in our misted rainforest. Enjoy great dj beats. Get accessorized with Captain Hot Ass, walk the red carpet, have the time of your life. Learn to windsurf with Gidget. Relax - no drifting 06:30 @ Dart down wind (we stake the board to the playa). Puritanica (within Silicon Ideal for first time beginners. Village) need a break from the intensity of F2F playa connections? come check out our closed-circuit webcams. free XXX chat! Hydrate your beautiful temple with ionized & micro-clustered H20. The H20 by-product washes away alkaline dust & softens your skin and hair. Peeps have healed cancer and allergies and diabetes. When the body's PH is in balance the has the resources to heal itself. BYO H20 & 2 containers. 1 Gallon Max. Water must be clean and potable. 07:30 @ Allante PolyParadise 04:30 @ Edsel Clan Destiny



2:00 PM



This American Life, Snack and Story Time



1:30



2:00 PM



Time of Your Life Margarita Party



3:00



2:00 PM



Windsurf (in place) Lesson



1:00



2:45 PM



wanna cyber?



2:16



3:00 PM



9.5/5.5pH Acidic Water



1:00



3:00 PM



AA/12-step meeting "Queers, Plain Crackpots and Fallen Women"



1:00



Camp Stella is hosting AA-format 12-step 08:30 @ Dart meetings with sharing on all recovery (Any-A). Camp Stella (within Avalon These are open meetings and all are welcome. Village) Please join us to support your own sobriety, support a friend, or just find out more about sober life on the playa. ABOUT US: Camp Stella is a Burning Man theme camp of diverse queer and queer friendly folks who have agreed to experience Burning Man clean and sober for the duration of the event.



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Start Time

3:00 PM



Event

American Scream



Duration Description

2:00



Location / Camp



Come scream your applause for your favorite 08:30 @ Dart BRC talent. Artists and performers are invited to Celestial Bodies (within share / show off their lounge acts at the great Avalon Village) American Scream talent review. Are you a live music performer, magician, juggler, comedian, or a performance artist in search of a small intimate lounge atmosphere? Camp Celestial Bodies offers a low platform stage a CD / iPod ready sound system, PA, mixer, mics, and speakers. Sign up early for your spot on stage. Drop-ins also encouraged. The Cartoon Commune calls all cartoonists, wannabe cartoonists, non-cartoonists, and others to our class/workshop/jam/forum/party. We will draw cartoons, exchange knowledge and methods, talk about cartoons, look at cartoons, and play a freeform art game. Come and and do all this Tues-Thurs at 3 pm at the C.C. Submit Immigration Form WXRZYQ SFG 23587-492 A (downloadable from http://www.dadara.nl/checkpoint/immigrationforms.htm) to the Officer on duty for Dreamland Security and obtain your Dream-Passport to gain entrance to your own Dreams. Be warned that Dreamland Security might need to take you for some questioning before issuing you the necessary visa.... Come on by Bloop Camp and relax or help others relax with a full body massage. We're Glitter Camp. We slather you with beautiful glitter art. You smile and listen to cool tunes. Then we are all super happy. 07:30 @ Edsel Cartoon Commune



3:00 PM



Cartoon Workshop



2:00



3:00 PM



Chekpoint Dreamyourtopia-Enter Your Own Dreams



12:00



09:30 @ Allante Department of Dreamland Security



3:00 PM



Give and Get Massage



1:00



unknown Blink 03:30 @ Esplanade Lustre Village



3:00 PM



Glitter Yer Bod!!



3:00



3:00 PM



Human Carcass Wash



1:30



Get involved with some of your closest Playa 03:00 @ Portal friends and some new friends in trading your old Poisoned Palace Playa Dust in for a clean body ready to be dusted once again. This event honors your stated boundaries of where you do want to be touched or washed. NAKED MISTING TWISTER!!! Naked Misting Twister has a twist or two. 1. No clothing allowed! 2. It has a cooling mist! WET & FUN for people 18+ Years Young Only! THERE WILL ALSO BE SOME OTHER TWISTS DURING THE WEEK! THIS WILL BE RUN BY SIRE BUSHWHACKER! Freshen up in the shade with a variety of niceties: sunblock, aloe, lotion, vinegar foot spray, and a perfume bar. Come by and enjoy margaritas and guacamole from 3pm -4pm daily. sawatdii krap! Are you Thai, a Thai speaker, or Thai at heart? Come gossip and blab, every day 3-4pm at Nose Fish camp. Contact Chris. 07:30 @ Corvair Contraptionists



3:00 PM



NAKED MISTING TWISTER



12:45



3:00 PM



powder room



1:00



07:30 @ Edsel Love Puddle Playground 09:00 @ Edsel Sunrise Coffee Camp 03:00 @ Bonneville non-Prophets



3:00 PM



Sunshine & Avocados



1:00



3:00 PM



Thai at Burning Man



1:00



Nose Fish camp Chris 3:30 PM Contact Fundamentals 2:00 This introduction to the fundamentals of contact improvisatory dance is suitable for all levels. Beginners are welcome. 04:30 @ Fairlane Contact Camp



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Start Time

3:30 PM



Event

Intermediate/Advanced Contact



Duration Description

2:00 Special topics in contact improv for those w/an established practice in the art. (Beginners should attend the Fundamentals class @ 1 or 3pm)



Location / Camp

04:30 @ Fairlane Contact Camp



3:30 PM



Slave Auction at Uli Babas and the Horny Thieves



1:00



Slave auction: Uli Baba and his hooligans will 04:00 @ The Wheel be running a 2-3 day slave auction where you Black Rock Country Club, The can buy or be bought with playa gifts for a 2.5 hour duration. Slave auction will be advertised on each day in a pre-auction parade of slaves. Slaves can be purchased for any playa purpose (although it will be emphasized that all kinky endeavors be embarked on only with clear and explicit volunteering of the participating slave.) Any participating slave with his or her master can request assistance via the underground railroad. Uli Baba and his gang will lure unsuspecting playa citizens into indentured servitude with trinkets, baubles and other playa gifts. Various musicians will provide electronic drones 02:00 @ Hummer over which all guests are invited to sing freely, Energy Riders as the Spirit moves them. A Victorian inspired Afternoon Tea (Low Tea). 03:00 @ Esplanade Try 7 different flavors of tea each day out of a Ea-cuP-Tay (within Gigsville) china or crystal teacup and saucer. Come by all week and try all 24 flavors. To eat, we will have a variety of cookies, Please ask us if you have a gluten allergy, we have some Gluten free cookies stashed just for you. Try the rum and amaretto tea cakes and other alcoholic goodies, only if you can hold your tea cakes :-) We are bringing our lace table cloths, silver serving platters, china and silver tea pots. Gypsy Art Camp invites you to join Squerk for 12:30 @ 4:30 Portal an afternoon of drawing! Enjoy our shade and Groovlite company starting with beginning drawing classes at 2pm. At 3pm we move to life drawing where students are encouraged to take turns posing within their comfort level. Finally at 4:30pm, Zen drawing, an exploration of simplicity in line and shape. Supplies will be limited to a first come basis so please bring your own art supplies of you have them. Each day from 4 to 6 in the afternoon, "The 07:00 @ Esplanade Elders" invites you to drop by and visit, relax, Tribal Thunder converse, snack, and listen to the counterpoint of Bach in the background. We're a bunch of folks, mostly in our fifties to seventies, that have been enjoying Burning Man and our many visitors for half a decade. HAPPY HOUR 4 - 5 PM CONCOCKTIONS West @ The Wheel FROM HEAVEN THE FLOATING CITY - CAMP Camp of Doom (of DOOM!) NOX - LEMON DROPS FOR LADIS - MOJITOS FOR GENTLEMENT BRING A GLASS Mostly computer music, spatially alive 02:00 @ Hummer pentaphonic sound with some acoustic and Energy Riders voice, all of it gentle. Broad scope of musicians. Black Rock City through your eyes. Bring your digital camera to the Black Rock Beacon between 4-6 pm each day Mon-Sat and upload your digital photos to our wall of images, a continouous slideshow that runs from 7pm-7am at the 9 o'clock plaza. Content changes daily add your images to the mosaic. For temporary inclusion on a website post burn. 11:00 @ The Wheel Black Rock Arts Foundation



4:00 PM



Active Chanting w/ Friends of R2D2



2:00



4:00 PM



Afternoon Tea (low Tea)



1:00



4:00 PM



Beginning/Life/Zen Drawing



3:00



4:00 PM



Brie, Bach, and Talk



2:00



4:00 PM



CAMP NOX HAPPY HOUR



1:00



4:00 PM



Contemplative Computer Music



2:00



4:00 PM



Digital Black Rock



2:00



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Start Time

4:00 PM



Event

Fantastic Science & Ideas



Duration Description

2:00 Come and here (or give) talks on wondrous notions from every era, which so far include the science of airships, relativity and neural nets. Drumming journey to wake up the shaman in you. What wants to happen now? Transformation. Healing.



Location / Camp

03:00 @ Dart VW Bus Camp 05:00 @ Dart Costco Soulmate Trading Outlet (within Nectar Village)



4:00 PM



Find Your Power Animal



2:00



4:00 PM



Ice Cold Lotion



1:00



Sun melted your lotion into a watery / oily mess? 10:00 @ 3:00 Portal Keep skin smooth and enjoy the sensation of Camp Unofficial chilled lotion applied by you or a friend! It is highly likely that chilled beer will also be available, but we don't recommend rubbing it on your skin - that's just a waste of good beer. We're not a mapped camp, but we'll post our location on the info center map and computer. Get your clothing printed live on the Playa. 04:30 @ 9:00 Portal Peripheral Media Projects will be printing with Ice-9 waterbased textile inks so bring over some gear to be customized with this year's fantastic images. Bring your friend, bring your lover, bring your friend you want to be your lover! Come to connect and play with each other. Join us at Playa Book of Records for individual or athletic record setting - set a Playa record and make history! (records set all daylong) In our fourth year, Madi brings singers together from all walks of life to share their voice at any level to sing together in harmony! we rehearse w,t,f,s and perform on Sunday morning! No reading necessary, although helpful. No real skills necessary, just a desire to sing and actively participate in the most roots-organic music on the playa! Don't complain about too much electronic music, be a part of the organic solution! Come to sing with Madi's Playa Choir! Put your mouth up to the hole for a (100% food!) surprise! This is a place where you put down your bias and raise a shot to the agave pickers and enjoy in friendships new and old. Warning, Do not visit the Tequila Shack. All trespassers will be shot with a tequila. Shooting daily from 4 to 5.PM Monday through Saturday. Hometown: TUALATIN, OR Stop in at the Spin-Art Camp to make your own artwork to keep. We fire up the Machine every day at 4PM. Bring a shirt or we have canvas. Bring something to drink. Creative donations or am American Performance Skit heartily accepted. (Be crazy) 02:00 @ Bonneville Brooklyn, Ca 09:00 @ Hummer Planetarium Camp 08:00 @ Esplanade Fifth Dimension



4:00 PM



Live Silkscreen



2:00



4:00 PM



Partner Yoga



5:30



4:00 PM



Playa Book of Records Individual/Athletic Record Setting



1:00



4:00 PM



Playa Choir



1:30



4:00 PM



Snack Food Glory Hole



2:00



07:30 @ Allante SmurfNutz 09:00 @ Edsel Tennis Camp



4:00 PM



Tequila Shooting at Tequila Shack



1:00



4:05 PM



Spin-Art Camp



1:00



03:00 @ Center Camp Spike's Vampire Bar



4:20 PM



MEET ALASKAN'S DAY



Every day is meet alaskan's day at our Kamp. 06:00 @ Fairlane Any time day or night stop by the Alaskan flag to American Dreamers meet other Alaskan Like minded people. 1:03 Steam is the new fire, come visit us in Nectar Village to find out why. 05:00 @ Dart HeeBeeGeeBee Healers (within Nectar Village) 09:00 @ Portal Star Factory



4:20 PM



Steam Bath Project/Public Steam



4:30 PM



Burner Racing



12:30



Who will make it to the Esplanade first? That blue-haired girl or the dude in the chicken suit? Bet on your favorites at Burner Racing!



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Daily

Start Time

4:30 PM



Event

Gender Alchemy



Duration Description

2:30



Location / Camp



Step into the naturalness of what it is to be Man 02:00 @ Hummer and what it is to be Woman in the fullest beauty Energy Riders that each holds. Come share in an interactive discussion, and experience a performance and ceremony to bring in the embodiment of what it is to Be the Divine Feminine & Masculine bringing in the Next Evolution of the American Dream. Facilitated by Amanda Rain in the God/dess Dome of Pantheogenesis Temple. For it's seventh year it's the annual pole dancing 04:30 @ Bonneville class. Impress your friends with the grace of a InComp-e-Care HMO chimpanzee.Everyone welcome. Levels anywhere from beginner to Cirque du Soleil. Do not arrive with any fresh lotions applied. This is an athletic event. Fly over on your magic carpet to spend some 08:30 @ Allante time with us at our Nargileh lounge cheering the Stardust Lounge day away with a sip of Raki or revitalizing Turkish Coffee. Prepare to be hypnotized by the spell of Bosphaural transmissions and relax into the realm of oriental dreams. A daily experimental/avant-garde concert series presented by the First Transdimensional Bank. Customers to our Karmic Teller Machine will be able to enjoy live performances of electronic, acoustic, eclectic, ecstatic, energetic and enigmatic sounds from the playa's most interesting offbeat performers. Join us in our lobby for unexpected sounds! 04:30 @ Hummer First Republic of Slacking



4:30 PM



Pole dancing



1:00



4:30 PM



Sherefe! a toast for the end of the day



2:00



4:33 PM



Lobby Music



1:00



5:00 PM



Ask a Vegan



1:00



Vegans live happy, healthy lives without the use 07:30 @ Fairlane of animal products. Do you have questions? Elders, The Have you always wondered where we get our protein, or why we don't eat eggs? Here's your chance to ask a real, live vegan (and get a treat!). Come volunteer to light the city and be a Lamplighter for a day. Show up at 5pm in Center Camp! All Bunnies, Furry Allies and tasty Carrots welcome! Humans must renounce their humanity to hop the bunny border and imbibe. Nightly themes and bunny drink specials. Bring your own cup. dreamtigHr leads this introduction to psychic awareness - learn to explore consciousness, remove, blockages, tune-in with subtle realms, and strengthen or establish an intuitive connection to source. In the Pantheogenesis Temple 05:15 @ The Wheel Lamplighter Village 10:00 @ The Wheel Billion Bunnies: Bunny Nation!



5:00 PM



Be A Lamplighter Today!



3:00



5:00 PM



BUNNY Nation HOPpy Hour



1:00



5:00 PM



Engaging Intuition: Navigating the Field



2:00



02:00 @ Hummer Energy Riders



5:00 PM



Friends of Bill W. Meeting



1:00



Hokey Pokey Camp is a clean and sober Camp. 02:00 @ 3:00 Portal Everyone is welcome 24 hours a day. Friends of Hokey Pokey Sunshine Hotel Bill W Meeting everyday ay 5PM. Come to meeting or just hang out anytime. Come visit Frogma from 5-7pm, Monday 09:00 @ Portal through Thursday, for a delectable frogarita and FreeStyle Palace a toadally awesome time. We can't wait to see your bad selves at our frogarific camp. We promise you won't croak. Ribbitch! Learn how to fall while doing tricky dance moves, generating rhythms, and loosening & warming up the body. Shake past your limits & fears!



5:00 PM



Hoppy Hour!



2:00



5:00 PM



Post-Modern Breakdancing



1:45



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Start Time

5:00 PM



Event

Strip Jeopardy



Duration Description

1:30



Location / Camp



For $500, Third time's a charm for this crazy 03:30 @ Fairlane battle of wits, tits and naughty bits. What is Strip Straya Jeopardy? The game that punishes your ignorance by enforcing public nudity. Four shows, Tues, Wed, Thurs, Fri, at 5pm. Show up an hour early if you want to play. Layering is okay. Every saint has a past, every sinner has a future. Join us for a ceremony of Sanctity and Sin. Vodka infused baptisms and Viagra induced bacchanalianism. There will be devirginizing in the Bordello, and de-vilifying in the Basilica. After all, we are each of us saints and sinners, creators and destroyers, villains and virgins. Hosted by Villains & Virgins @ Spanky s Wine Bar 05:00 @ Esplanade Spanky's Wine Bar



5:00 PM



Velvet Vixen



5:00



5:15 PM



BMIR 94.5 FM Daily Cocktail Conflagration



1:00



Dance in the dust at BMIR 94.5 FM, with daily 03:30 @ Fairlane cocktail confabs at 5:15 Monday through Friday. bmanbutton camp And we'll be partying with a passion; each day we'll have guests for you to converse and conspire with, from Shouting Fire audio arsonists to Burners Without Borders just back from Peru. Featured daily half hour of aerial circus artists/troupes. Tues - Sun (except Sat). Come and Sing With us! Center Camp Center Camp Cafe 07:00 @ Esplanade Phoenix Circle Village



5:30 PM



Center Camp Cafe Daily Aerial Circus Performances Karaoke



12:30



5:30 PM



6:30



5:30 PM



Smile High Club Pole Dance Contest @ PLEASair



1:30



PLEASair's Smile High Pole Dance Contest 07:30 @ Corvair Wear your sexiest stewardess (or stewardess- Playfully Yours ish ) outfit and compete in PLEASair s First Annual contest to win a REAL Mile High Club flight over BRC from a guest pilot! We have the performance poles - you have the moves! Captains will judge on originality, technique, audience appeal and ability to store seats and tray tables in an upright position! Bring a CD to PLEASair s resident DJ Sparkle, otherwise we can take care of your music needs. PLEASair Where your Pleasure is our PLEASair! Anonymous Village is a site dedicated to 06:00 @ Fairlane recovery from all manner of addiction. We have Anonymous Village meetings on a regular basis for AA, NA, Alanon and all other 12 step based programs. Alcoholics Anonymous meetings are usually at 12:00 noon 6:00 in the evening. Other meetings are scheduled as desired. All people affected by addiction issues are welcome as are those souls that discover at Burning Man that they have had enough of whatever addiction plagues them. We often go and rescue people from places that are no long fun or healthy for them. Open meeting for Alcoholics Anonymous and other 12-step programs. Come dressed as and have drinks with, your favorite movie stars, historical figures, TV personalities, and musicals artists for happy hour! Serving daliy from 6-7pm. 06:00 @ Fairlane Anonymous Village 04:30 @ Bonneville Camp World B Free



6:00 PM



12-Step Meeting



1:00



6:00 PM



12-Step Meeting



1:00



6:00 PM



American Icons Happy Hour



1:00



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Start Time

6:00 PM



Event

Calling all B-52 Pilots!



Duration Description

12:45 Gen. Curtis LeMay personally delivers a precombat briefing to all aircrew on tonite's Strategic Air Command mission. Playa side of 8:30+Esplanade. Men, this is the real thing! Each day SAC aircrew will receive historically accurate mission briefings on the then-current US plans for Thermonuclear War vs. the USSR from Gen. Curt LeMay, USAF (the original Dr. Strangelove). Each night's briefing is unique, focusing on a different period of Cold War tension and highlighting the evolving technology, plans and attitudes behind plans for the end of the world. Monday: Berlin Airlift, 1948. (B-29) Tuesday: Death of Stalin, 1953. (B-47) Wednesday: Hungarian Uprising, 1956. (B-52) Thursday: Cuban Missile Crisis, 1962. (B-58) Friday: Tet Offensive, 1968. (Titan II Missile) Saturday: Nixon Impeachment, 1973. (Minuteman ICBM)



Location / Camp



6:00 PM



Crane Folding @ Temple of Community



3:00



Come fold a crane dedicated to a loved one and 08:00 @ 9:00 Portal place it in The Temple of Community, a 35 foot Rue Morgue, The tall wooden origami crane to burn this weekend. Come fold a crane dedicated to a loved one and 08:00 @ 9:00 Portal place it in The Temple of Community, a 35 foot Rue Morgue, The tall wooden origami crane to burn this weekend Fill your ears and laugh your ass off with the low 07:30 @ Corvair down get down booty shaking irreverent novelty Schaweet and Noice funkified metal band Dookie Doodle. We take ridiculousness to a whole new level yet seriously rip it with gusto. Need some down time? Come join us at the Shady Waffle camp for some sitting meditation, in the Korean Kwan Um School of Zen style! This will be an afternoon sitting meditation workshop, with meditation instruction given by Xuan Vu, who has been a Zen practitioner for over 3 years. The Kwan Um School of Zen is an international organization of more than a hundred centers and groups founded by Zen Master Seung Sahn, the first Korean Zen Master to live and teach in the West. The heart of the Kwan Um School of Zen is the daily practice, which goes on in its Zen centers and groups. Students and visitors eat together, work together, and meditate together -- gradually attaining a clear compassionate mind, which, moment to moment, is able to help all beings. Come participate by making mydinner and spoon feeding me while I sit and watch and drink beer Beats so deep they're ingrained in the soul. True grooves rock steady make stones roll. Girls play hard to get you going. Boys so smooth they can't stop flowing. wedding in the desert in the name of love 08:30 @ Esplanade Shadebearers' Temporate Zone



6:00 PM



Crane Folding @ Temple of Community



3:00



6:00 PM



Dookie Doodle Performs!



2:00



6:00 PM



Kwan Um Meditation



12:30



6:00 PM



Make my dinner



1:00



03:00 @ Allante Get Lit Asylum, The unknown Kit's Birthday Burners



6:00 PM



Masters of Mridanga - Saints of the Drum Beat Religion



1:00



6:00 PM



wedding service > in the name of love



unknown Black Rock Census



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Start Time

6:30 PM



Event

Kagami Biraki Purification Ceremony



Duration Description

12:30



Location / Camp



Kagami-Biraki Purification Ceremony (Saké 04:30 @ Allante Barrel Breaking) Sake Watering Hole This ceremonial opening of the saké barrel is believed to purify the soul and bring health and happiness to all. We start by talking about saké, some Japanese Shinto religious beliefs, then conclude with the traditional barrel breaking ceremony and finally, taste the drink of the gods, saké! Sharing the saké strengthens our ties with the community, creates bonds and friendships and supports the personal changes we have made. Some people believe that drinking saké is a physical act of prayer. Kanpai! Bring on the high fives (and sixes - WOP!) at our First Annual High Five and Six Power Hour! We'll be high-fiving and high-sixing into the new year and celebrating the Deep End's final year on the playa, every day at sunset, on the Deep End dance floor. High Fives (and sixes) all around! Wop! http://percolatr.com/highfive The Rubber Chicken Shot was only recently discovered in Brooklyn, New York at the house of Rubulad. Learn the four steps of Rubber Chicken enlightenment from qualified Bodhisattvas. Do not operate heavy machinery or automobiles while doing Rubber Chicken shots, unless you want to go to jail! Everyone loves ice cold beer - especially when falling from the heavens into your eager hands! 09:00 @ Fairlane Deep End, The



6:45 PM



High-five/six Power Hour



1:00



6:59 PM



Rubber Chicken Social



2:01



10:00 @ Esplanade Root Society



7:00 PM



Beer Toss!



12:20



03:00 @ Corvair UBER TUBERS



7:00 PM



Beer Toss!



12:20



Everyone loves cold, free beer- especially when 03:00 @ Corvair it falls from the heavens into your eager thirsty UBER TUBERS hands! So come on by at sundown everyday! Multiple targets comprise the latest contraption from returning Brc veterans, who dropped the robot-themed camp name for this year only. Winds permitting, stop by to try out a long-dead playa favorite - the shooting galley! Albeit this time there is no live ammo: its an old-school infra-red, kid-friendly(sort-of) adventure. Give it your best shot(s), and see what animatronic Frank Booth has in store for you! This is being brought to you by Munz-squared, and 667. We have a sweet PA/sound system and tiny stage for anyone who wants to get open on the mic, nightly from 7-8pm 03:00 @ Allante Terminal City



7:00 PM



Frank Booth Shooting Gallery



3:00



7:00 PM



Open Mic Nightly



1:00



04:30 @ Bonneville Camp World B Free



7:00 PM



Race the Shadows of the Sun!



12:15



Race the advancing shadow of the Western 03:00 @ Corvair Mountains on bike, foot, Pterodactyl or steamUBER TUBERS powered unicycle. Whosoever gets the furthest before the shadow of the planet taints them with the approach of darkness and its attendant creatures of light wins! S'MORES...Every night at sunset! Campfire singers and entertainers get special treats! Get mellow with some marshmallows, a campfire, and friends. Safe for all ages, but be warned: some marshmallows will get burned. 03:00 @ Portal Smoochdome



7:00 PM



S'MORES



2:00



7:00 PM



Sweat Your Prayers



2:00



Based on Gabrielle Roth's 5 rhythms movement 04:30 @ Allante meditation practice. Come back to yourself Relaxomatic Plushitorium while you dance on a spring-loaded bamboo dance floor. To find out more about Five Rhythms, go to www.gabrielleroth.com every sunset gather at the temple for sacred sound circles...bring your instruments. NO DRUMS and NO AMPLIFIED MUSIC. unknown Basura Sagrada



7:00 PM



The Sunset Sessions



2:00



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Start Time

7:03 PM



Event

'Twas the Night Before the Burn Party



Duration Description

8:59



Location / Camp



"Twas the night before the burn, and all through unknown the playa, every burner was stirring, anticipating Shamandome of HBGB the big FIRE!" What is more American than a Xmas party in August? Come drink and be merry at our bar filled with all your holiday favorites, decorate your own sugar cookies, and then exercise the power of Gifting as only Americans know how to do! Bring your own cup, dress up in your favorite Xmas finery, and be PRESENT. Come take or observe class* 09:00 @ Fairlane Deep End, The



7:30 PM



Dancing Meditation



1:15



7:30 PM



Gasification Demonstration with the "Lepidodgera"



9:00



Come learn about, and participate in, the gasification of trash as a source of fuel for the beautiful Lepidodgera mutant vehicle. We will be giving demonstrations on the gasification theory and technology, using an on-board, working gasifier built by Mike Thielvoldt. We serve up salty ramen and salty attitude to hungry burners every evening around sunset. Come for the noodles, stay for the legopeners! The battle begins between the new and the old as the Broken Saddles Saloon and Whorehouse fights it out with the New West of the Damn Fucking Texans in the middle of Gigsville. Bring your cap guns (NO REAL GUNS!) and your whiskey for a serious show-down. Join us for a ho-down in the Saloon after the shootout (assuming some of us survive). (SRSLY, bring your own whisky)



03:00 @ Corvair Leisure Sport Camp



7:30 PM



Noodles at the WDNB



2:00



07:30 @ Portal Pink Spot, The 03:00 @ Esplanade Ea-cuP-Tay (within Gigsville)



7:30 PM



Shootout at Sundown



12:30



7:30 PM



Yoga Lunar Flow



1:30



A flow yoga class based on salutations to the 09:00 @ Hummer moon (chandra namaskara). Soft, silvery yoga Sacred Space going in circles through the hips and side to side in the spine. A class at dusk bring an extra layer. Intermediate level. The GRAND HOTEL at ASHRAM GALACTICA returns as Black Rock City's best and only five star luxury resort. Our enchanting lounge offers festive libations and hors d'oeuvres, 8pm to Midnight, Tuesday through Friday. Nightly bike rides leaving Anonymous Village to tour Black Rock City. Join us for fellowship and fun! 07:30 @ Bonneville Ashram Galactica (The Grand Hotel)



8:00 PM



Ashram Galactica Lounge



4:00



8:00 PM



Clean and sober Bike Ride



06:00 @ Fairlane Anonymous Village



8:00 PM



Contemplative Computer Music



3:00



Mostly computer music, spatially alive 02:00 @ Hummer pentaphonic sound with some acoustic and Energy Riders voice, all of it gentle. Broad scope of musicians. If you're a computer musician and might enjoy playing with us, please contact Blue Fire. Be the paddle and battle a fellow burner in a game of pong projected onto the playa. We use sonar acoustic sensors to allow a player to run back and forward with a pong paddle following their moves. Pong battles are fought accompanied by Breaks & Electro DJing and cocktails. 06:15 @ The Wheel O(h)mland



8:00 PM



Human Powered Playa Pong



3:00



8:00 PM



Mind Melt



1:00



Mind Melt lets your mind be changed from Fear 03:00 @ Portal of the unknown, to finding Hope in the Future, Poisoned Palace by experiencing 3-D Images of lights and sounds and the peace only found within the receptive mind and experience of every thought, feelings, sensations, and level of awareness through corresponding brain wave patterns.



Monday, August 18, 2008



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Start Time

8:00 PM



Event

Movies @ the KinoDome



Duration Description

10:00 Come and watch our favorite movies with us at the KinoDome. Come and watch our favorite movies with us at the KinoDome. A touch sensitive music/sound/light installation where it is impossible to hit a wrong note, or go blind. Sanity not guaranteed. This year the Herc is sporting a fashionable automatic record/playback mechanism so you can invoke your doppleganger with wild abandon. Nightly on the Esplanade @ Snowflake Village in the Interactive Playground. Look for the giant Eighth Notes. Oh I do like to be beside the seaside Quixote s Cabaret Club and Bar dreams of nothing more than a good old-fashioned European holiday at the seaside. Do join us at the Quixote s end-of-the-pier show, for cabaret, cocktails and Eurovision Karaoke Kiss Me Quick! Tuesday, Thursday and Friday evenings from 7.30pm-12midnight at Avalon Village. Bring your best bathing suit and a suitable drinking vessel, me hearties! Karaoke sing-a-long to the darker tunes (Wolfshiem, VNV Nation) and the funny (Goths sing Brittany Speers.) Whatever JUST SING!



Location / Camp

07:00 @ Esplanade Phoenix Circle Village 07:00 @ Esplanade Phoenix Circle Village 07:00 @ Esplanade Pleasure Garden (within Snowflake Village)



8:00 PM



Movies @ the KinoDome



10:00



8:00 PM



Qool Herc



4:00



8:00 PM



Quixote's Cabaret Club and Bar.



4:00



08:30 @ Dart Quixote s Cabaret Club and Bar (within Avalon Village)



8:00 PM



Sin-A-Long



1:00



06:30 @ Esplanade Arachnophobia



8:00 PM



Space Elevator



12:00



Space Elevator Camp @ Burning Man 2008 04:30 @ Esplanade ******************************************* Space Carp Orphans Space Elevator, elevating from the trance communities in the San Francisco Bay Area, featuring psytrance, progressive trance, funky-electro beats and chill-out music on a 20,000 watt sound system, with local and international DJs from all over the world bringing their best music to you on the playa. ******************************************* We welcome you to Transmorphagon, where 08:00 @ Fairlane the veteran Live Playa Band "The Biggest yes please Distraction" Will be Playing Live Funk, Soul, And Rock for your Listening and Dancing pleasure... Come chill in our domes, experience our space camp theme, and shake your ass to some of the Funkiest Music on the Playa. We will also be having a killer DJ lineup, and Also PFunk Live Monsgter Jams, so bring your Axes, Dancing Shoes, and Sexy Crazy outfits!!!!!



8:00 PM



Transmorphagon Funk, Soul, Dance review



8:30 PM



Mini Ciné



3:00



Each Desert Night the Bioluminati Mini-Ciné 10:00 @ The Wheel presents street-side film, videos, and Billion Bunnies: Bunny Nation! interactives. We screen our own works, as well as some unusual and rare faves for your consideration and enjoyment. Sat: Terrence McKenna's Last Public Lecture: Shamans in the Machine. Show schedules will be posted in camp. by day...Come PIMP YOUR BIKE!



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Start Time

8:30 PM



Event

Outdoor Cinema @ TV Free Burning Man



Duration Description

5:00



Location / Camp



Outdoor Cinema @ TV Free Burning Man 07:30 @ Allante Kick it in our comfy chairs, have a refreshing ZENER Camp / The Tuck drink, and watch all the splendor of Burning Man Republic unfurl on our huge projection screen. We ll be projecting all of our best Burning Man footage, from this year and years past, including videos from TV Free contributors like you. So stop on by and join the TV Free crew for nightly screenings under the stars. We ll be up all night long, churning out videos from the day s most memorable moments on the playa. Times of operation: Sunset - Sunrise --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------TV FREE BURNING MAN, Black Rock City s only pirate TV station, has been documenting the festival with your help--since 2005. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------The dueling robots from your youth are now big enough to knock your block off. Be the Red Rocker or the Blue Bomber, and battle an opponent with life-sized Rock'Em Sock'Em Robots! 07:30 @ Allante Blacklight Aquarium, The



8:30 PM



Rock'Em Sock'Em Robots



1:30



8:50 PM



THE ROCK OPERA FANTASTIC FIREWORKS AND PYRAMID BURN



1:10



The 3rd Annual 03:30 @ The Wheel The Rock Opera Project Playa ChooChoo A DAY IN THE DREAM is a highly interactive Pyramid art piece that promotes community, love & introspection and climaxes with a Live Amplified Exotic Electronica performance and Burn at 9pm on Friday night. The Event includes 200 performers from around the world who come together with their unique & diverse talents to create this one night only experience. Spectacular Pyrotechnics, Poofing Propane Effects, Unique Fire Performers, Sensuous Belly Dancers, Cirque Characters, Peculiar Puppets, Stilt Walkers and more await you. A marvelous, massive Mutant Vehicle Procession will embark at 8pm from Center Camp to the Rock Opera Pyramid to initiate the evening. Location: 2:30 & Playa. The giant blinky-light-encased gold dollar signs 05:30 @ Allante on the near playa between Center Camp and Iron Rose the Man release their funky-ass karma in a flaming orgasmic economic catharsis. This event will be held after the Mobeck-Baker wedding and before a special interactive performance by the Amazing Jellyfish From The Year 12,000. * spotlight camp's art area will open every night 09:00 @ Corvair after dark. Stop by and Asshole Spotlight Camp play with our zoetrope machine, or have a game of glowing checkers, or play table tennis on a table that makes its own light. While you are visiting, take a look at our mirrorbox, light wall and laser instillations.



9:00 PM



$hrine Burn



2:00



9:00 PM



Art and games for vampires and insomniacs.



9:00 PM



DiscoTeknoPop



2:00



Replica 70's disco floor + inflato = "dancepod" and lots and lots of good times. The Duck Pond Stage is open to all acts - bring your talent we'll provide the rest. Stop by during the day and Sign up for a slot.



07:30 @ Edsel Love Puddle Playground 04:30 @ Allante TOTEM Massage & Chill



9:00 PM



Freedom Cabaret



5:00



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Start Time

9:00 PM



Event

Hotshot the Robot & Robotronia Movie Nite



Duration Description

5:00 SPectral Interactive Videos Screens return yet again, with "Movie Nite" as the prologue. Participant-controlled effects and Hotshot the Robot will once again be hosting, as Robotronia's own D6 offers up audio derangements. New this year are Munz' "HYDRA" bot, and the "Frank Booth Shooting Gallery" Third Year in a row!! Smuggled Cuban Rum, Washington Mint and a good time. Meets at the man bas at sunset Mon - Friday. Beers on tap as well. Frostey mugs of Near Ice cold beer will be available. A full bar will be onsite. Look for the 1956 fire truck with the bar in the back. meets at the mans base just after sunset and lasts until theres none left.



Location / Camp

03:00 @ Allante Terminal City



9:00 PM



Mojitos For All



1:00



unknown Dave B and Eric H



9:00 PM



Playtime at the Orgasmateria!



3:00



Gently surpevised freeplay amid furs, 07:30 @ Allante mattresses, toys, restraints. Two rules: Don't be Orgasmateria Pleasure Lab creepy and mind your moop. Enjoy! (within Asylum Village) Come dressed as your favorite God, Goddess, angel or devil and help us celebrate the return of everyone s favorite spirits to the playa - and those that are serving them up! 03:00 @ Allante Shuttlecraft Galileo (within Terminal City)



9:00 PM



Return to (Playa) Heaven Night



6:00



9:00 PM



Root Society's Desert Ripper



6:00



In the Main stage the beats blare as the "Desert 09:30 @ Esplanade Ripper" is going on robot ranglers Or in the FILMORE, get funky with Disco Booty 80's Tune into BMIR 94.5 nightly 9-10:00 pm for erotic fun music, readings and speacial guests with DJ Sunburn Sarah Portal East @ Center Camp BMIR 94.5 FM



9:00 PM



Sexy Sunburn Sarah Erotic Music Hour BMIR 94.5



1:00



9:00 PM



The Crystal Cavern



6:00



Our ultimate evening bar lounge chill space is a 04:30 @ Impala 40 dome brilliantly illuminated with giant Above The Limit crystals that shoot up from the walls to the ceiling. The Cavern offers exotic beverages and four fine hand-crafted homebrews on tap nightly. A carpeted space with couches in the alcoves between the crystals allows guests to talk, listen to music, or just hang out and watch the colored crystals. Take off your shoes, leave the dust behind, and imagine what lies beneath the Nevada geology. Real prizes. Fake fur. Glamour. Splendor. 07:30 @ Fairlane Ardor. Squalor. Comfort & Joy Experience all of this and more in a stimulating hour of answers & questions, epithets & epaulets. Whether you're an ace or an idiot, come on down: "Leopardy!" rewards both luck and skill, and all shall have prizes -- even the audience. Climaxes at high noon on Saturday with the Tournament of "Leopardy!" Champions. * Prospective contestants: please arrive half an hour early for hair, makeup & cavity search. The Temple of Atonement is BRC's largest and 04:00 @ Allante oldest BDSM camp. We install a full scale Temple Camp dungeon which we open to the public as 'supplicants'. Come in, see the judge and be assigned to a trained dominant who will oversee your journey within our walls. Experience the healing sensations of bells, bowls, tones, drums and drones. Feel it in your bones, and let is permeate, your being. 02:00 @ Hummer Energy Riders



9:00 PM



THIS... IS... "Leopardy!"



2:00



9:00 PM



TOA - Open to Supplicants



4:00



9:00 PM



Twilight Sound Bath Experience



1:00



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Start Time

10:00 PM



Event

*Play Ballet*



Duration Description

12:45



Location / Camp



This class is for kids of all ages-come learn 09:00 @ Fairlane basic ballet and creative movement as if you're Deep End, The 5 yrs old. Costumes and imaginations welcome* Dressed in Playa best, please be our guest, join 02:00 @ Hummer the Jagannatha Fest, surely you'll attest a Energy Riders blessed kind of zest has come from such a quest. You are invited to a discussion of the importance of each soul entering a new age. A talk about quantum physics, feeling tones, and love. Come and give Sid's feet a good rub! 02:00 @ Bonneville Brooklyn, Ca



10:00 PM



Giant Jagannatha Chariot Fest



2:00



10:00 PM



How does 2012 affect you?



11:30



10:00 PM



Rub Sid's feet



12:45



unknown Pet My Squirrel 09:00 @ Fairlane Deep End, The



10:30 PM



Live Dance Performance by Black Rock City Ballet!



1:00



Urban Art Farm presents Black Rock City Ballet! A collection of professional ballet dancers performing works inspired by the American Dream. In our fourth year, Madi brings singers together from all walks of life to share their voice at any level to sing together in harmony! we rehearse w,t,f,s and perform on Sunday morning! No reading necessary, although helpful. No real skills necessary, just a desire to sing and actively participate in the most roots-organic music on the playa! Don't complain about too much electronic music, be a part of the organic solution! Come to sing with Madi's Playa Choir!



10:30 PM



Playa choir rehearsal



1:30



11:00 PM



BE YR OWN TAROT CARD PHOTOS



2:00



Which card will you be in the next Burning Tarot 04:30 @ Edsel deck? Tower of Doom, Seven of Farts, Tabula Rasa Goddess of Fire, Death? Come to the Tarotist Training Camp and immortalize your archetypalass self. You'll get a charming photograph, and in a year or two you may reappear on the Playa as a card in a real tarot deck. Dress up & bring a camera if you can. AFTER THE BURN: Check in at www.magdalen.com to see the project unfurl (and send in yr best photos, cuz yrs might be better than ours). Come practice slow vinyasa flow in a loving, 02:00 @ Bonneville accepting environment. Quiet your mind and get Brooklyn, Ca your body ready for dancing! Come practice slow vinyasa flow in a loving, 02:00 @ Bonneville accepting environment. Quiet your mind and get Brooklyn, Ca your body ready for dancing! Philadelphia's ArcheDream for HUMANKIND and San Francisco's Gamelan X bridge coasts in this collaborative blacklight and live music extravaganza dance and audio stimulatory performance...90 minutes of fantasy, reality, incomparable beauty.... 08:00 @ Esplanade Chorus of Dreams (within Fifth Dimension)



11:00 PM



Beginner/Level 1 Yoga



12:30



11:00 PM



Beginner/Level 1 Yoga



12:30



11:00 PM



Chorus of Dreams



1:15



11:00 PM



Electric Moonshine Saloon



4:00



Come listen to live music by Shotgun Hodown West @ The Wheel and take shots of Electric Moonshine with us at Hissy Fit the Electric Moonshine Saloon in Hodown camp. Join the rangers around the burn barrel at Outpost Berlin, and hug a ranger before they leave to go on the graveyard shift. 03:00 @ Corvair Ranger Outpost Berlin



11:00 PM



Hug a Ranger



12:15



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Start Time

11:11 PM



Event

BMan Rx (playa scripts) I write U find



Duration Description

12:00



Location / Camp



What ails you? Come see Dr. Dumbass. Take 2 03:00 @ Edsel ___ and _____ me in the morning. No Reality lawsuits/busts to date. Free drug counseling available. Sample prescriptions: Here drink this. Stop being such a cop. Take 2 hot chicks and meet me in the morning. Move to Canada and put some 'tussin on it. Stop eating! Make sure your shoes match your teeth. Boob jobs lead to STDs. Don't forget to wipe! All prescriptions filled for free at most participating BM Pharmacies (map available). Tired of those pesky rangers bumming your trip? Show 'em how you REALLY feel. Hugs are for hippies. Challenge or join the Lake Lahontan 07:30 @ Corvair Syncronized Swim Team in an exciting game of Zanzibar ice hockey where the only ice to be found will be the dirty chunk we're using for a puck. Fishnet stockings, with or without garter belt, is the required equipment. The game(s) will last until the puck melts, we collapse from exhaustion, are distracted by offers of food or beverage, or we find a referee. We start off on the street in front of Tsunami and go from there.



11:15 PM



Flip off a Ranger



12:15



11:30 PM



Playa Ice Hockey Game



1:26



Monday, August 25, 2008

Start Time Event

ALASKAN POTLUCK



Duration Description

1:30 Bring a Dish, some treats, drinks, or chips. Come meet other people who live in Alaska, have visited, want to visit or just share good food. The happiest day on the playa is back! Woohoo! 12:30



Location / Camp

06:00 @ Fairlane American Dreamers



Make-out Monday



Put up my tent



Don't be a spectater, come participate by putting 04:45 @ The Wheel up my tent!! Persian Excursion What's the big deal? Burping is fun and it's free! 01:45 @ The Wheel Who gets to decide the acceptableness of Zombie Unicorn burping? You do! Just for today, let all burping be considered socially appropriate. Buuuuuuuurp!!!



Socially Appropriate Burp Day



12:00 AM



A "cOOch" Cocktail Hour Reception



1:59



U just arrived @ greeters' gate: NOW WHAT?! U get hugz, welcome homies. & gifted w/yer own redeemable spanking coupon from greeterpar-excellence,'cOOch' that's it! Coinciding with YOUR re-virgination hello & greeting at Greeters'Gate @ stroke of midnite opening, we're throwing YER welcome parteaze.ciao We will surround you with the darkness of the best Gothic and Industrial Tunes til sunrise. Dance Drink Be Gothy! 24 hours of the best song ever written. We're spinning a marathon, so come by any time and we'll play Don't Stop Belevin' JUST for you! The Butthole Puppet Players present "The American Ream", in which Puddles, the Comfort & Joy Courtesy Bottom, liberates the world from a crappy regime. The official start of Burning Man 2008! 06:30 @ Esplanade Arachnophobia 03:00 @ Esplanade Ea-cuP-Tay (within Gigsville) 07:30 @ Fairlane Comfort & Joy



12:00 AM



Attacking the Darkness



6:00



12:00 AM



don't stop don't stop belevin'



12:00



12:00 AM



The American Ream



1:00



12:01 AM



Burning Man 2008



04:30 @ Edsel Burning Love



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Monday, August 25, 2008

Start Time

12:05 AM



Event

Purifying Siren Blast



Duration Description

12:01



Location / Camp



Join us for our traditional Purifying Siren Blast to 07:00 @ The Wheel mark the start of the 2008 festival. Informal fire Camp Upsie-Dasium procession to The Man will follow. Ubie has spoken. You must obey. Pie will be served promptly at 3:14 and will go until its gone. If you bring pie, there will be more to eat. HAIR JUST NOT WHAT YOU THOUGHT IT SHOULD BE, GET IT BUZZED OFF, ZERO LENGTH AND HAVE A CUP OF COFFEE.SEE WHAT ENDS FIRST BATTERIES OR COFFEE Wondering how contortionists get so flexible? Come find out! Learn to make yourself more limber safely. Bring a friend or make one here. Like a splinter in the minds eye, there are thoughts and memories that abide. We find that the anonymous sharing of this energy is a spiritual release and a purification. Camp Secret Exchange offers the opportunity for all to let go of their burning secrets by transferring them to our capable hands. Post your secret on our boards to be burned at the temple, tell us your secrets in safety and privacy, release your secrets into a sealed box, record your secrets for posterity or shout them out over the playa. "Why Clothes Camp" will be the meeting place and sponsor for the "First Monday" Nude Art Ride to selected Art Pieces on the playa. Join us at 11am for the bike ride, art appreciation, light libations. The ride leaves from the "Why Clothes Camp"- we'll post our location as soon as we have our address. Stay Tuned for a schedule of the "First" ride daily destinations or stop by the camp to check out the schedule on the chalk board. come join us, and try your hand at drawing or writing on a 2.25 circle,and turning it into a pin on button. we will also be able to print and cut photos, for this project. School is in! Join us every weekday for Recess! Today's recess will be Red Light! Green Light!, DP style. It will be hosted by the lovely Athena and prizes shall be given. 03:00 @ Esplanade Ea-cuP-Tay (within Gigsville) 08:30 @ Dart Camp Stella (within Avalon Village) 05:00 @ Dart Costco Soulmate Trading Outlet (within Nectar Village) 07:30 @ Corvair Schaweet and Noice



3:14 AM



time for



12:01



6:45 AM



BUZZ CUTS AND COFFEE



2:00



10:30 AM



Chinese Partner Stretching



1:20



11:00 AM



Camp Secret Exchange



6:00



11:00 AM



First Monday Nude Art Ride



2:00



07:30 @ Fairlane Why Clothes (within The Elders)



11:00 AM



Making Buttons



3:00



03:30 @ Fairlane bmanbutton camp



11:00 AM



Recess!



12:30



09:00 @ Portal Deviant Playground



12:00 PM



Goths Just Wanna Have Fun



4:00



We pair only the finest Cheese 80s music with 06:30 @ Esplanade our version of a chilled 80 s wine cooler. Wine & Arachnophobia Cheese served Arachnophobia style! Evil mash-ups by BoyChaos. 03:00 @ Center Camp Spike's Vampire Bar



12:00 PM



Mashup Monday



4:00



12:30 PM



Reawaken Your Essential Feminine



1:15



Do you spend more time thinking, planning and doing than you do loving, nurturing, flowing and being? Come let your divine feminine flow Come play America's favorite game of chance. We'll provide the daubers - you bring the Grandmas. We'll be playing a variety of games, not all of 'em you grandma would approve of.



05:00 @ Dart Costco Soulmate Trading Outlet (within Nectar Village)



1:00 PM



BINGO!



1:00



1:00 PM



Couch Potatoes



1:30



It's been a long drive... Enjoy potato snacks and 07:30 @ Gremlin a frosty beverage or two as you acclimatize and Post-Apocalyptic Dust Pirates relax. Work prohibited.



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Monday, August 25, 2008

Start Time

1:00 PM



Event

Manscaping Madness



Duration Description

2:00 Weed-whack that bush! Let our queer stylists trim you right, or give yourself a fabulous new look with our tools. Volunteers needed: just show up early with your own clippers or safety scissors!



Location / Camp

07:30 @ Fairlane Comfort & Joy



2:00 PM



Advice 101



1:00



Tips on giving quick & effective advice. Become 03:00 @ Portal one of our volunteers or just go out to the great Advice Booth Camp beyond helping any who might be struggling. Stop by for a slice of apple pie. Bring your own plate. 07:30 @ Allante Bubble Lounge (within MalMart) 07:30 @ Edsel Circus Boot Camp



2:00 PM



aMeRiCaN aS aPpLe PiE



3:30



2:00 PM



Circus Skill Play Time



1:00



Ever wanted to run away with the circus? Well, now you can, at least temporarily. Come play with us at the Circus Boot Camp, but don't let the Clown Sergeant catch you slacking off! Learn to juggle, unicycle, crack a whip, play on the trapeze or slack line or other fun skills.



2:00 PM



Pandora's Mohawk Shaving Workshop Smoke and a Flapjack



2:00



Come get your head fixed into a proper awsome 09:30 @ 9:00 Portal & sexy playa Mohawk, hosted by Madalene. Pancake Playhouse As the name implies, we will have smokes and flapjacks! Full tutorials on rolling cigarettes. Full tutorials on eating pancakes. 09:30 @ Center Camp OMCC



2:00 PM



1:00



2:00 PM



SmoochSmackers Taste Test



1:00



Pucker up with Smoochdome! Share some 09:00 @ Fairlane sweet flavors with your playa honeys and join us Slutgarden in (very scientifically ha) rating these concoctions, rewarding the winners with extra kisses. Join us for poker, burning man-style. Remember, you can't win if you don't playa. 09:00 @ Portal Star Factory



3:30 PM



Playa Hold 'em



1:00



3:30 PM



Yoga Pilgrimage to the Playa



2:00



Restore your personal strength and vitality by 08:00 @ Esplanade kicking off BM with an invigorating vinyasa class Philadelphia Experiment focusing on the Muladhara (root) chakra. (within Fifth Dimension) A Victorian inspired Afternoon Tea (Low Tea). 03:00 @ Esplanade Try 7 different flavors of tea each day out of a Ea-cuP-Tay (within Gigsville) china or crystal teacup and saucer. Come by all week and try all 24 flavors. To eat, we will have a variety of cookies, Please ask us if you have a gluten allergy, we have some Gluten free cookies stashed just for you. Try the rum and amaretto tea cakes and other alcoholic goodies, only if you can hold your tea cakes :-) We are bringing our lace table cloths, silver serving platters, china and silver tea pots. HOOP SOUP will be offered from 4-6 pm. 04:30 @ Edsel Ramona Mayhem provides 15-20 hoops of Camp Nomadia various shapes and sizes for your hoopdancing pleasure (or bring your own!) and invites the BRC participant to bring something to share, potlucky style for dinner @ 6pm. RM has found hoopdance to be particularly grounding and relaxing, not to mention GREAT exercise for the core. What better way to start off your week long dusty adventure! The potluck follows the "Stone Soup" idea--the contribution of all creates a feast. A "melting pot" as it were, bringing the immigrants of BRC together to share a community meal and discuss the concept(s) behind this year's theme: 'American Dream' Hoop to see you here! :)



4:00 PM



Afternoon Tea (low Tea)



1:00



4:00 PM



HOOP SOUP



3:00



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Monday, August 25, 2008

Start Time

4:00 PM



Event

Karma Clearing



Duration Description

1:00 Karma Clearing with Peter - begin burn 08 with clear karma



Location / Camp

07:30 @ Edsel Camp ... in Bed / Philthy Sanchez 04:30 @ Gremlin WigTown



4:00 PM



Mojito Monday



2:00



On Monday, we will provide he best damn mojitos on the playa, until we run out.



4:00 PM



Rope Bondage and Kink



1:30



David El leads and erotic ropework workshop. 03:00 @ Allante This is an opportunity to practice and expand on Den of Iniquity our bondage skills. All levels of experience welcome. Arriving with rope and a partner is encouraged but not required. This class will also cover a short overview of bdsm play. There ll be opportunities for everyone to practice working with rope and we may address other topics as requested by the class. Den of Iniquity is an adult erotic themed space for bdsm, leather, goth, and fetish on the playa. No photos, 18 and older only please! 26 postures & breathing exercises, the playa will 05:00 @ Dart provide a nice sweaty environment. All levels, Costco Soulmate Trading clothing optional, bring water, mat/towel. Outlet (within Nectar Village) Mask yourself or come by Tabula Rasa during the week to pick up a mask and meet at the man for a masqueraded bike ride through the playa. Camp Tabula Rasa is very excited to host our first event on the playa! Join Us! All you Smecks and Formbys, bring your ukulele and sing a song! All the playa preparation can sometimes make it 08:30 @ Esplanade challenging to put down the working mentality Shadebearers' Temporate and mentally arrive for playtime on the playa. Zone This grounding yoga practice will restore, rejuvinate, and center you for your week of crazy adventures. Was 1997 your first year? Join us for a look 02:15 @ The Wheel back--Hualapai, mud, Princess Di rumors and Black Rock Roller Disco Larry begging for cash. This reunion goes to 11! Staring contests. Kiss your new partner. Switch dance partners. Connecting with others. Piggy back rides. Ring around the rosey. Make new friends. Lunge 135lbs Pull-ups 20-15-10 reps for time we got the stuff, you bring the crazy One masculine circle. One feminine circle. Heal the division - Connect with the Divine - Be One! Open your heart, play with energy, LOVE!! Cardio strip just like at popular health clubs. Join us for an easy way to burn calories and have fun at the same time. Don't forget to bring water and a towel. No experience necessary. Utilizing the sun and a spiral mirror Crimson Rose extracts a flame from the sun and a fire is lit in the virgin Center Camp Cauldron "Diablo". For the flame to continue burning it must be stoked, disturbed and kept alive throughout the entire week. We encourage all those that encounter this special Cauldron to help keep this flame alive. 07:00 @ Esplanade Pleasure Garden (within Snowflake Village) 03:00 @ Fairlane Cosmic Giggle 09:00 @ Bonneville Sweaty Betty's Misting Parlor



4:30 PM



Hot Yoga: Bikram Style



1:20



4:30 PM



Tabula Rasa Mask Parade



1:00



4:30 PM



Uke Meet 'n' Strum



1:00



5:00 PM



Be Here Now Yoga: Restorative



1:00



5:00 PM



Class of 1997 Reunion



2:00



6:00 PM



Body Game



2:00



6:00 PM



BurnFit Muscle Tea Workout



2:00



6:00 PM



Tantric Puja - Sacred Healing Circle



1:20



05:00 @ Dart Costco Soulmate Trading Outlet (within Nectar Village) 03:30 @ Allante Sacred Spaces



6:30 PM



Cardio strip



1:00



6:30 PM



Opening Fire Ceremony



1:00



08:00 @ Esplanade Bouncy Bouncy Club (within Fifth Dimension), The



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Monday, August 25, 2008

Start Time

7:00 PM



Event

Slut Cultivation



Duration Description

2:00 You made it to Burning Man- don't dress like a stiff! Come hang @ Slutgarden for dance & drink while we help you reveal your inner slut. Child of the 80's? Join us for 80's Dance Night at Doctor Letaudries. Featuring your favorite One hit wonder & Brit Pop 80' Music Videos!



Location / Camp

07:30 @ Edsel Slumber Marshalls 07:30 @ Bonneville Dr Le Taudrie's Freak Show



8:00 PM



80's Dance Night (Brit Pop & One Hit Wonders)



6:00



8:00 PM



Bike-in movie - Jim Henson's MirroMask



2:00



Using animation, CGI and live action, Jim 08:30 @ Dart Henson weaves the story of a young girl getting PLEASair sucked into the world her own artwork has created. In a fantasy world of opposing kingdoms, a 15-year old girl named Helena who works at the family circus with her father and mother, who wishes--quite ironically--that she could run away from the circus and join 'real life'. But such is not to be the case, as she finds herself on a strange journey into the Dark Lands, a fantastic landscape filled with giants, Monkeybirds and dangerous sphinxes. She must find the fabled MirrorMask in order to save the kingdom and get back home. Bring your bike, your lawn chair, your cup and 08:30 @ Dart allow our usherettes to serve you from our PLEASair Donkey Bar as you enjoy the film of the night. The 1981 film, Quest for Fire, directed by JeanJacques Arnaud takes place some 80,000 years in the past. A primitive homo sapiens tribe huddles around a natural fire source for comfort and survival. When that source is extinguished, tribesmen Naoh (Everett McGill), Amoukar (Ron Perlman), and Gaw (Nameer El-Kadi) are sent out on a "quest for fire." Hilarious, and whats BM about? Come and feel Shiva's flaming embrace as you unknown participate in awesome fire dancing, surrounded Shiva Vista by 12 fire cannons manually or computercontrolled synchronized to music. There will be special performances by ControlledBurn of Reno (www.controlledburnreno.com), and music by DJ David Leeson, UK of Auditory Canvas Karaoke sing-a-long to the darker tunes (Wolfshiem, VNV Nation) and the funny (Goths sing Brittany Speers.) Whatever JUST SING! Karaoke sing-a-long to the darker tunes (Wolfshiem, VNV Nation) and the funny (Goths sing Brittany Speers.) Whatever JUST SING! Monday Night - Opening Night: 'Welcome to an Opulent American Dream'. Community performers welcome to come fire dance, hoop, stilters, etc 8:30 Opening Ceremony w/ Syd Gris 10:00 Drew Drop 11:00 Dex Stakker 12:00 Cosmic Selector 1:00 Vinkalmann 2:00 Dutch 3:00 Atum (4:00) We will surround you with the darkness of the best Gothic and Industrial Tunes til sunrise. Dance Drink Be Gothy! 06:30 @ Esplanade Arachnophobia 06:30 @ Esplanade Arachnophobia 03:00 @ Gremlin Opposable Thumbs



8:00 PM



bike-in movie -Quest for Fire



2:00



8:00 PM



SHIVA VISTA PROJECT OPENING NIGHT!



1:30



8:00 PM



Sin-A-Long



1:00



8:00 PM



Sin-A-Long



1:00



8:30 PM



Opulent Temple Opening Night



8:00



9:00 PM



Attacking the Darkness



3:00



06:30 @ Esplanade Arachnophobia



9:00 PM



Blood Vessel Point and Laugh party



3:00



Dance w the Blood Vessel Rue Morgue crew 08:00 @ 9:00 portal and laugh at sillys in white drinkin choc martini's Blood Vessel (within The Rue that fell for the tranny dropping party spoof. Morgue)



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Monday, August 25, 2008

Start Time

9:00 PM



Event

Blood Vessel Tranny Drop-Repo Party



Duration Description

3:00 Come help drop the tranny and learn from a master mechanic while dancing your ass off to an eclectic musical mix while the very first onplaya vehicle reposession unfolds its wings and shoots fire skyward. The winged gothic hearse will be losing it's transmisson for lack of payment - the ultimate performance art. Yoga 4 everybody! Vinyassa flow with Panayama or Yoga Nidra at the end. Vino the dog hosts the 2008 American Dream Opening Ceremonies



Location / Camp

03:00 @ Bonneville Burning Dream Foreclosures & Repos



9:00 PM



Burner Betty



1:00



07:30 @ Edsel Camp ... in Bed / Philthy Sanchez 03:00 @ Allante Get Lit Asylum, The



9:00 PM



Opening Cermony



12:30



10:00 PM



80's Den



3:00



Dance to select music from old-school swirly 03:00 @ Allante goth, dark 80 s, ebm and industrial. Come play, Den of Iniquity chill and cuddle in the Erotic Blue Dome. Den of Iniquity is an adult erotic themed space for goth, leather, and fetish on the playa. No photos, 18 and older only please! The Lamplighters host their annual Sangria Soiree from 10pm - ?? Come get served sangria by topless cabana boys and bottomless geisha girls! Blink and Harmony presents Sherwin, Janet, and Brett's 10th Birthday Party! Calling all TEN YEAR burners: join us Monday night at 11:30pm-1am for our anniversary celebration with birthday cake and cookies inside the deeply ultraviolet 'Harmony' dome on the playa! Punch and pie. Revisit friends from Scumbyland, Animal Control, bianca, Gigsville, Blink, Alien Control, Camp FancyPants, and Midnight at the Oasis! Let's remember the week we skipped Woodstock99! 05:15 @ The Wheel Lamplighter Village



10:00 PM



Lamplighter Sangria Soiree



3:00



11:30 PM



Ten Year Birthday Party!



1:30



04:30 @ Dart Bling Bling



Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Start Time Event

Six Shooter Hour



Duration Description

1:00 Where: Gigsville's Saloon and Whorehouse Day: Tuesday



Location / Camp

03:00 @ Esplanade Ea-cuP-Tay (within Gigsville)



Socially Appropriate Nose Picking Day



Who wants to have to suffer with a bunch of 01:45 @ The Wheel dried up gunk and crust in their nose? Get those Zombie Unicorn dried up playa bugars out of there already! Don't worry if anyone's watching you go deep with that index finger! Why not give that thumb a try! It's time for each of us to get the relief we deserve and to breathe just a little freer. And go ahead, flick it on the ground because that's where that stuff came from. 1:00 This hour will run the gamut from ministry to Combichrist, Laibach to suicide commando you'll find it here at Arachnophobia's industrial hour! 06:30 @ Esplanade Arachnophobia



12:00 AM



Industrial Hour



12:05 AM



Smoke and a Flapjack



1:10



As the name implies, we will have smokes and 09:30 @ Center Camp flapjacks! OMCC Full tutorials on rolling cigarettes. Full tutorials on eating pancakes. Different hours every day! Variety is the spice of life! We will surround you with the darkness of the best Gothic and Industrial Tunes til sunrise. Dance Drink Be Gothy! 06:30 @ Esplanade Arachnophobia



1:00 AM



Attacking The Darkness



5:00



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Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Start Time

2:46 AM



Event

Build and Burn A Toilet Paper Man @ The Tipis



Duration Description

12:22



Location / Camp



Relive The Man burning early Tuesday morning. 10:00 @ 7:30 Portal Make Toilet Paper Roll Man and torch the Primitive Technologies fucker under our simulated eclipse. Stupid! For all you weary 4am playa wanders, stop in for 08:00 @ 7:30 Portal some freshly ground and piping hot cocoa, White Dragon Noodle Bar homemade Kahlua, and a twist of coconut! Mmm. Jungle John hauled 40lbs of cocoa beans from the jungles of Costa Rica and will awe you with a wizardry of bean grinding and coconut presentation. Don't be cold waiting for the sun to rise. Sip hot Costa Rican cocoa and be entertained by the extraordinaire himself, Jungle John! If you miss the 4am showing, please stop in for a possible hot cocoa and rainforest experience anytime. Wanna run in the middle of nowhere? Meet on the north side of the Man for a group run along the BRC perimeter fence. Tuesday, 7am. 09:00 @ Bonneville Mad Flava



4:00 AM



Jungle John's Hot Cocoa



1:00



7:00 AM



BRC Perimeter Run



1:00



8:00 AM



Block Party Potluck Brunch



11:00



If you camp within 15 mins. on the clock then unknown you're invited to get to know your neighbors in a Blink Potluck Brunch. We love meeting new people! Hi great greatgrandparents of tomorrows space 07:30 @ Fairlane dwellers. Once some of us bootstrap ourselves Boozy BUNKO off this planet and practice radical self reliance in space, we can be having regionals all over the Solar System. Come brainstorm the next hundred years with your fellow rocket scientists. Start the morning with a powerful pranayama breathing exercise bringing in life-force energy, and follow with a 30-min sitting meditation with Chris Kyle. Flowing sequences and held poses to move your hips in strange and exciting ways. Come over to the dark side. Intermediate level. 04:30 @ Allante Relaxomatic Plushitorium



8:00 AM



Our Solar System 2108



1:00



9:00 AM



Pranayama Breathing & Meditation



1:00



9:00 AM



Yoga Sexy Flexy



1:30



07:30 @ Fairlane Comfort & Joy



9:30 AM



Balloons Galore for Kids



1:30



Kids can make a balloon hat, animal, or surprise unknown creation. We ll help! Cock n' Waffle, The Kick-start your day with a specially-seasoned bloody mary at our swanky bar and lounge. We play only light mood music guaranteed not to rattle your already-addled brains. Great opportunity to meet fellow East-coasters. Remember to bring your reusable cup! Camp location will be in the neighborhood of 4:15 and K-car. Look for the bright yellow bar. A unique opportunity to explore the journey of love and its manifestation in the physical body. The work uses tantric tools, dance, movement, music and the divine to step deeper into our fullest potential of who we are and who we wish to be. Don't miss this beautiful work. 09:00 @ Edsel Camp Carribean



10:00 AM



BloodyMaryLand Liquid Breakfast



2:30



10:00 AM



Stepping Deeper in Love



1:30



03:30 @ Dart Freedomcommunity



10:00 AM



Yoga/Dance Energizer



1:00



A dance and yoga fusion form helping 06:30 @ Dart participants focus on inner sensation and also to Puritanica (within Silicon stimulate the outward flow of energy. Inviting Village) and aligning with the joy of movement and stillness are at the heart of this playful experience. Explore Chakra cleansing, balancing and energy healing. An alternative medicine approach towards radiant health. Bring water & a friend. Traditional Chanupa Ceremony. Bring your prayers and presence and smoke the pipe with community. Limited Space 05:00 @ Dart Costco Soulmate Trading Outlet (within Nectar Village) 04:30 @ Edsel Clan Destiny



10:30 AM



Guided Chakra Healing



3:20



10:30 AM



Sacred Pipe Ceremony



1:30



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Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Start Time

11:00 AM



Event

"First Tuesday" Nude Art Ride



Duration Description

2:00 "Why Clothes Camp" will be the meeting place and sponsor for the "First Tuesday" Nude Art Ride to selected Art Pieces on the playa. Join us at 11am for the bike ride, art appreciation & light libations. The ride leaves from the "Why Clothes Camp"- we'll post our location as soon as we have our address. Stop by the camp to check out the schedule on the chalk board.



Location / Camp

07:00 @ Esplanade Tribal Thunder



11:00 AM



Black Rock City Combat Club Beginners Striking



1:00



Come get your punch & kick on! Learn how 07:30 @ Dart boxers and Thai kickboxers strike using their Debase Camp entire body. All experience levels and ages welcome. Make sure to bring water. Our 11:00am classes focus on fundamentals of the day's topic. Each class will begin with a warm-up, move into technique instruction, and wrap up with live partner drills. Get first hand experience at modern martial arts and combat sports. Exciting, que no? Experienced martial artists are encouraged to come to the first hour and stay for the second (12:00am-1:00pm) - which will be more of an open mat session. You are welcome to share your own techniques, discuss/drill advanced moves, and spar with appropriate protective gear. We insist that if you want to participate in the open mat, you must also have attended one of the basics classes or otherwise know the instructors. Remember, this is a training environment. Like a splinter in the minds eye, there are thoughts and memories that abide. We find that the anonymous sharing of this energy is a spiritual release and a purification. Camp Secret Exchange offers the opportunity for all to let go of their burning secrets by transferring them to our capable hands. Post your secret on our boards to be burned at the temple, tell us your secrets in safety and privacy, release your secrets into a sealed box, record your secret 07:30 @ Corvair Schaweet and Noice



11:00 AM



Camp Secret Exchange



6:00



11:00 AM



Firestaff making workshop



4:00



Make your own firestaff made of aluminum 03:30 @ Dart kevlar wick and grip tape. Bring a cordless drill if Moonbow Camp you have one. Limited amount of material. In this fun and interactive session we will look at 03:00 @ Portal hypnosis and the power of suggestion. The goal Poisoned Palace will be to achieve a greater understanding of hypnosis and how it works. Participants will have the chance to ask questions and a group hypnosis induction will give participants an opportunity to experience hypnosis first hand. We will then look at how the power of hypnosis and suggestion can be used to enhance intimacy and sensual pleasure. Get back to your playground roots with a good ol' fashion game of kickball. Polyamorous relationships have been around since humans dragged knuckles on the ground. This workshop will help you make sense of these loving relationships, how they work, how they don't work and how open communication can make all the difference. If you're poly, queer, both, neither or need to be mindful of one or the other or both, this is the place to share, listen and learn. Join us! Hosted by Comfort & Joy, with help from the experienced, friendly folks at Poly Paradise. Vinyasa flow class will tap into your radiance from 1st-7th chakra,your inner joy & abundance to create a sense of well being and balance. unknown Blink 07:30 @ Fairlane Comfort & Joy



11:00 AM



Greater Intimacy with HYPNOSIS I



2:00



11:00 AM



Kickball!



1:00



11:00 AM



Queer Poly Discussion Group



1:00



11:00 AM



Radiant Heart Yoga



1:00



04:30 @ Edsel Tierra del Fuego



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Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Start Time

11:00 AM



Event

Recess!



Duration Description

12:30



Location / Camp



Come to our week-daily Deviant Recess! Today 09:00 @ Portal Naked Mike will hosting Truth! Dare! Or Drink! Deviant Playground Test your luck on the spinny wheel of Deviance. Time will be extended as drinking requires. Feel free to bring your own booze, or we can supply. Take some of the oonce oonce out of your day with a little slice of ambient pie. 10:00 @ 4:30 Portal Shady Waffle



11:00 AM



Slow Down & Chill Out with Shadyvil



4:00



11:30 AM



The Camerahead Project: Operation Playa



2:00



Those who would give up essential liberty to unknown purchase a little temporary safety Blink deserve neither liberty nor safety. -Benjamin Franklin A public art project conceived and produced by Paul Strong Jr. In a time and place very similar to the here and now, a new surveillance agency has been created to ensure our perceived safety through mass observation. This easily deployed agency has broken the divide between technology and the humans who monitor it. Their mission is to observe and record the public with an unprecedented efficiency. The Camerhead Project is presented through the eyes of 10 Camerahead agents, and the images they record. The project not only raises the questions of who is watching who, and who is watching the watchers, but also asks questions of why we are being watched at all. One of the biggest challenges facing us today is how we can protect our personal rights of basic privacy. We are constantly being tracked, monitored, and recorded by any number of government institutions and corporations at any given time. As the use of technology increases the data about our daily habits and even visual images of who we are becomes more and more accessible by more and more people. We have to keep setting limits for our personal liberties before it becomes to late, if it has not already. www.cameraheadproject.com The essence of the Heart of Now is the practice of being present with your whole self. In The Heart of Now workshop, you ll come to know yourself more deeply. You ll discover the possibility of reconnection with your innate beauty, wholeness and be honest with yourself and and with others in a safe circle of love. You can discover those places you ve felt stuck, while you are supported in letting go. Maybe a bit of all 3. 03:00 @ Portal Poisoned Palace



11:30 AM



The Heart of Now



1:30



12:00 PM



80's or Punk or 80's Punk



4:00



07:30 @ Bonneville Sparky's House of Phlame



12:00 PM



AcroYoga for Beginners



1:45



Hitch will teach this workshop to students that 02:00 @ Hummer have some basic AcroYoga experience and are Energy Riders ready to learn dynamic basing and flying techniques. We will open with a Circle Ceremony to raise the group energy and Partner Yoga Flow to warm up the body. We will then concentrate on more advanced AcroYoga flying transitions, inversions, and back flying techniques. Spotting and safety techniques for dynamic flying will be covered. At the conclusion of the workshop, partners will learn basic Thai Massage to relax muscles and release tension in the body. We will close with a final circle ceremony. No partner necessary to participate. Groups of 24 people will be assigned by the teacher. Please bring a Yoga mat or similar pad to the workshop. Participants should have no major injuries.



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Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Start Time

12:00 PM



Event

As You Wish: Submission/Protocol



Duration Description

1:30 This class will serve as the orientation for the Slave For A Day Program. This program allows selected Black Rock citizens the opportunity to give in to their submissive side on a much deeper level by becoming a submissive in service directly to TOA. This is much more than playful tasks or menial chores. Those chosen for this position have the potential to radically alter and improve their lives far beyond the dusty reaches of the Playa. Experienced striker? Come to the BRC-CC to train, share your knowledge, and spar. Please meet instructors at a beginners class (11am) prior to showing up at an advanced class and keep in mind that the BRC-CC is a training environment. If you are new to striking or want to focus on fundamentals, check out our beginners class. We will be offering courses Tues-Fri on various martial arts/aspects of fighting at the same time each day. Check our other events out!



Location / Camp

04:00 @ Allante Temple Camp



12:00 PM



Black Rock City Combat Club Advanced Striking



1:00



07:30 @ Dart Debase Camp



12:00 PM



Embody the Flow yoga



Get your body moving and explore energy in this 04:30 @ Corvair flow yoga class taught by the Reverend and pro leisure tour High Priestess. Live Digeridoo will aid in the release of energy and increased body awareness. We will be focusing on ideas of linking breath and motion, the energy in the body, and flowing with the energetic current of life. All levels welcome. Bring a mat. 2:00 Experience deep healing in no-impact yoga poses serenaded by High Priestess on harp. Bring a mat and 3 towels if you have them. Freedelicious invites you to enjoy edible rice crispy and other Americana lunch time treats... Karaoke sing-a-long to the darker tunes (Wolfshiem, VNV Nation) and the funny (Goths sing Brittany Speers.) Whatever JUST SING! Learn how to give a gentle deep-tissue massage. Today's session focuses on the back, neck, butt, and legs. This is a non-sexual massage done respectfully nude or in underwear. Each person needs to be reasonably clean. Bring your own towel or sheet to lay on. Bringing a partner is recommended, but not required. Beginners are welcome. The dark side also has a trashy side. Come show us yours. 1:30 The basis of magic: how to bypass the laws of physics and change the Story of the World an experiential session with Alex Gordon-Brander Come battle our treacherous Suburban Gladiators! Dr. Q-Tip Jousting, Extreme Croquet, Trike Race, Soccer Mom Challenge and more!!! Yes, your belly *does* look good in tribal bellydance! Learn basic steps and enjoy yourself. Gentle teacher. Happy hips! Habibi! 04:30 @ Corvair pro leisure tour 04:30 @ Portal Free Photography Zone 06:30 @ Esplanade Arachnophobia 07:30 @ Fairlane Comfort & Joy



12:00 PM



Restorative Harp Yoga



12:00 PM



Rice Crispy Dream



1:00



12:00 PM



Sin-A-Long



2:00



12:00 PM



Therapeutic Massage Workshop



2:00



12:00 PM



White Trash Wednesday



07:30 @ Bonneville Sparky's House of Phlame 02:00 @ Hummer Energy Riders 07:30 @ Dart American Suburban Gladiators 03:00 @ Fairlane InJustUs



12:30 PM



MAGICAL PRIMER I: Synchronicity and Causality



1:00 PM



American Suburban Gladiators Tournament



3:00



1:00 PM



Basic Tribal Bellydance!



4:00



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Start Time

1:00 PM



Event

Earth Guardian Information Desk Training



Duration Description

1:00



Location / Camp



Calling all Earth Guardians ready to volunteer to 01:15 @ The Wheel man our an information desk where folks can Earth Guardians come for information. We need YOU at our front line. This is a training session for desk volunteers! All EG's staying at the EG camp on the esplanade are expected to do at least one desk shift. Shifts run from 9-noon, noon-3 and 36pm each day of the event. The erotic art of rope bondage is easy to learn. Suspense Camp experts will work with you as you learn the basics of artful restraint including negotiation and safety, single- and dual-limb ties, and tying your partner to a fixed object. Participants will work with a buddy or small group. Appropriate for all genders and orientations, and tops and bottoms alike. Participants only; Suspense Camp restricts photography and substances. Or, what you should have been taught about sex in Jr. High. This experimental introductory class will provide basic information on anatomy and physiology, human sexual response, gender identity, sexual orientation, safer sex practices, and sexual expression. Topics discussed may include self discovery, masturbation, communication, partner sex, monogamy and non-monogamy, safer sex, fetishes and pornography. This will be an adult event, clothing optional class. Safer Sex Camp is a camera free zone and a drugs and alcohol free space. Del's Frozen Lemonade is the original frozen lemonade, and is found only in Rhode Island. Del's is soft frozen and it has a smooth, drinkable consistency, but it is not liquid lemonade and should not be confused with snow cones or tropical ices. Stop by and find out why this all-natural fresh lemon juice treat is revered as the most delicious and thirst quenching treat. 03:00 @ Edsel SurlyCamp



1:00 PM



Erotic Rope Bondage 101



1:00



1:00 PM



INTRODUCTION TO HUMAN SEXUALITY



1:00



03:30 @ Allante Sacred Spaces



1:00 PM



Lemony Madness



1:00



03:00 @ Corvair UBER TUBERS



1:00 PM



MAGICK!



3:00



Join us in the shade for ritual and lively 12:30 @ 4:30 Portal discussion on topics like: past lives, the divine Groovlite feminine, hermetics, the nature of the universe, ritual form and whatever else comes up. The flow and form of these discussions is influenced by your participation! Weed-whack that bush! Let our queer stylists trim you right, or give yourself a fabulous new look with our tools. Volunteers needed: just show up early with your own clippers or safety scissors! Stick around... today Manscaping Madness is immediately followed by an Erotic Massage Workshop at 2pm. I am offering oracle and tarot readings, coupled with a tailored lesson in magick to help you manifest your will in any environment. I believe the Black Rock community is an integral thread in the fabric of the American consciousness. I want to teach you tools you can take back to your 'other' world, to help you "be who you are in the place you are at". Prominant physician,Dr. Dave,monitors a discussion on psychoactive substances,actions,effects and safety on the playa and the default world. 07:30 @ Fairlane Comfort & Joy



1:00 PM



Manscaping Madness



1:00



1:00 PM



Personal Ritual Creation



3:00



12:30 @ 4:30 Portal Groovlite



1:00 PM



Playa Psychopharmacology



2:00



09:00 @ Esplanade Black Rock City Canoe Club (within ...and then there's only LOVE.)



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Start Time

1:00 PM



Event

Viking Games



Duration Description

2:00 Game day at Vinland. We have kubb: a scandinavian bowling-like game; hneftafl: a chess-like board game; plus classic non-viking games such as chess and go.



Location / Camp

unknown Future is Now, The



1:00 PM



Wienie Roast-Come relish a Wienie



2:00



Calling all Wienie Eaters, come relish a Wienie! 10:00 @ Allante Celebrate the American Dream with a Wienie Gravitypoint Roast on Tuesday and Thursday from 1:00 p.m. until 3:00 p.m. Enjoy a Wienie and a cold beverage (please bring your own cup). You can also enjoy the fun and games everyday... Wienie Toss, Whack a Wienie, Bopping for Wienies, and other crazy fun! Fairyland started back in 2000 with wing-making 08:30 @ Dart as its primary activity, and we're returning to our Fairy Land (within Avalon roots for one day only! Stop on by and make Village) yourself a set of playa-friendly wings. We are challenging ourselves to figure out how to let YOU be fabulous while keeping our workshop area MOOP-free. YES, the ultimate BM fashion faux pas is now a fashion show! Come witness or participate in this one-of-a-kind event. unknown Blink



1:00 PM



Wing Making



2:00



1:30 PM



Shirtcocking Fashion Show



12:30



2:00 PM



Advice 101



1:00



Tips on giving quick & effective advice. Become 03:00 @ Portal one of our volunteers or just go out to the great Advice Booth Camp beyond helping any who might be struggling. Experience the power of sacred sexuality in this 07:30 @ Fairlane hands-on, clothes-off workshop. We will Comfort & Joy practice the basics of breathwork and erotic massage as taught by the Body Electric School, which can lead to extended, full-body orgasm and an altered mind-state conducive to spiritual insights. Now in its fifth year on the playa (and first at Comfort & Joy!), the workshop focuses on the male body, though women can participate as givers of massage. Note: if you re looking to get off, this isn t for you this is a non-ejaculatory practice that stimulates and spreads erotic energy through the body. It is very hot, but it isn t sex; there is no sexual interaction between the giver and receiver except for the massage itself, and boundaries will be respected. Come early; latecomers and spectators will not be admitted, and we ve had to turn people away every year. The way it works is for about 20-30 minutes we all learn breathwork (for the person receiving massage) and massage techniques (for the giver). We then pair up and do it. As the giver of massage, you re really all about the pleasure of the person receiving. As the receiver, you re not reciprocating or groping or doing anything other than being in your body and your experience. Loud music is playing, and after about 30-40 minutes there s the intense crescendo of breath and massage and sound and energy and it culminates in this particular breath and hold, which is held held held held and finally released with all the amazing energy circulating through the body what some people call a full body orgasm. Learn to lead! Kroanesian Imperial Officers will command a brigade in Wednesday's campaign to conquer BRC. Show-up in yor finest babydolls and rock-out to riotgrrrl and other related music involving angry women with guitars. unknown Krishna Camp 06:30 @ Esplanade Arachnophobia



2:00 PM



Erotic Massage for Men & their Lovers



2:00



2:00 PM



Imperial Officer Training



1:00



2:00 PM



Kinderwhore Hoedown



2:00



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Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Start Time

2:00 PM



Event

mark simpson



Duration Description

12:30 Like to sketch? Learn to play the new drawing game that is taking the world by storm! Please bring your own paper and a pencil! Come get some basic assistance and instruction on basic bicycle repair and maintenance at Pandora's FixIt Shoppe.



Location / Camp

03:00 @ Esplanade Ea-cuP-Tay (within Gigsville) 09:30 @ 9:00 Portal Pancake Playhouse



2:00 PM



Pandora's Bike Repair Workshop



2:00



2:00 PM



Quixote's Cabaret Club and Bar.



2:00



Done with dance? Had it with house? Screw the 08:30 @ Dart sound systems and transport yourself to simpler Quixote s Cabaret Club and times with the Quixote s Cabaret Club and Bar Bar (within Avalon Village) tea dance. Have a proper cup of tea and while away the afternoon to the Big Band sound of the 30s and 40s. Tuesday afternoon from 2pm4pm at Quixote s, Avalon Village. Black tie. The Real Time Playa Crawl from The Edge of 03:00 @ Edsel the Known Universe returns to Black Rock City Flattery Camp for another year of real time debauchery. The crawl begins at 2pm at a watering hole located at 2:00 and K-Car aka the Edge of the Known BRC Universe. At 2:30pm we will enjoy a drink at a bar located at 2:30 and Jeep. 3pm a drink at 3:00 and Impala. Can you make it to 10:00? It doesn't matter what street we drink at, as long as we're on time! For pairs who want a refresher, or those looking 09:00 @ Fairlane for smooch practice and techniques, this is for Slutgarden you! Guys, bringing your own partner is best -- If we can't find one for you, we ll kindly ask you to come back another time to make space for those who do bring smooch-partners. This is a lips-on experience gawkers will be asked to leave. Life on the playa is rough but that doesn t mean unknown your hands have to be! Come get a soothing Mike's Birthday hand massage with your choice of scented lotions and potions. Or, enhance your Playawear with a manicure and polish. Show those you touch that you care nothing says First Class better than soft, smooth hands. Featured on all domestic flights, Mon, Wed, Fri 2:00 - 4:00 Stop by Camp ... in Bed for an authentic Mexican taco served to you fresh on a warm handmade tortilla. Feel the burn of our hot sauce and then quench it with an ice cold beer. Have a crispy sweet fortune cookie for dessert. Pay your respects to Philthy Sanchez. "Maybe not the best sauce in the world, but the best sauce *YOU'LL* ever taste!" 07:30 @ Edsel Camp ... in Bed / Philthy Sanchez



2:00 PM



Real Time Playa Crawl from the Edge of the Known Universe v2.0



8:00



2:00 PM



Smooching 101



1:00



2:00 PM



Soothing Hand Jobs



2:00



2:00 PM



Taco Tuesday



1:27



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Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Start Time

2:30 PM



Event

David Erik Peterson LIVE!



Duration Description

1:00



Location / Camp



David Erik Peterson LIVE! ONE unknown PERFORMANCE ONLY on the Center Camp Center Camp Café Stage Solo Acoustic Tuesday 2:30-3:30 in the afternoon Following their critically-acclaimed 2006 performance in the Red Nose District on the Vau De Vire stage, Pattern Interrupt front man left the band to begin his solo career. Links: http://youtube.com/patterninterrupt http://www.archive.org/details/DavidPetersonSin gingWithPatternInterruptAtBurningMan2006 3 songs: - Lotus - Metamorphic (instrumental) - Theta Waves These are the last three tracks from the unreleased Pattern Interrupt album "Music for the Inner Mission" All footage shot by Matthew Manning at Burning Man 2006. Special thanks to Boenobo of Gooferman! Copyright Pattern Interrupt and David Peterson Viva la Playa! B.E.D. (Bureau of Erotic Discourse) is a grass 07:00 @ Esplanade roots organization committed to education about Deep Heaven: Living the social communication, identifying and Dream expressing desires and boundaries, with a special focus on sexual assault prevention. Teaching through discussion and role playing, B.E.D is emphatically sex positive, friendly to all orientations, and conducts playshops throughout the week, so come on up and join us in B.E.D.! Like to sketch? Learn to play the new drawing game that is taking the world by storm! Please bring your own paper and a pencil! The erotic art of rope bondage is easy to learn and fun to play with. Suspense Camp experts will work with you as you learn how to apply more advanced forms of artful restraint in your sex life. Topics will include strategic positions, tactical ties, and scene dynamics. Participants will work with a buddy or small group. Appropriate for all genders and orientations, tops and bottoms alike. Participants only; Suspense Camp restricts photography and substances. (Beginners should attend the introductory class at 1:00.) 03:00 @ Esplanade Ea-cuP-Tay (within Gigsville) 03:00 @ Edsel SurlyCamp



2:30 PM



Negotiating Sex with B.E.D.



1:00



2:30 PM



nipples my garden



12:30



2:30 PM



Rope Bondage for Sex



1:00



2:30 PM



Uncle Sam's Love/Sex Aids Newsletter



12:30



A limited edition rag for burners of limited but 07:30 @ Edsel aspiring sex experience will be distributed at the Cartoon Commune Cartoon Commune by Uncle Sam until gone. Terrorist Tuesday at PLEASair s 100-foot airplane disco go-go stripper bar. Join us for Shoe Bomb Shots and bring yer own cup (get used to it!). "Flight Crew Homebrew" and "Jet Fuel" also available while our DJs spin sweet house music in The Black Box! Make a short film and have it premiered, all while on the playa! If you have a team and equipment, start at your leisure and follow the instructions on posters found at PlayaInfo and Videogasm. If you want to get people for your team or join a team, come on down to Videogasm! Come Tuesday at 3pm, 7pm, or 10pm. (Films shown Thursday at 9pm.) 07:30 @ Corvair Playfully Yours



3:00 PM



Terrorist Tuesday @ PLEASair



5:00



3:00 PM



48 Hour Film Project: Make a movie on the playa!



1:00



07:00 @ Esplanade Pleasure Garden (within Snowflake Village)



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Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Start Time

3:00 PM



Event

Adult Parlour Games



Duration Description

1:30



Location / Camp



What s better than making out with a stranger at unknown Burning Man? Doing it while your lover (or Doubles Does friends) watch and participate! Come for an afternoon of creatively pushing your physical, emotional and intellectual intimacy boundaries with a group of like-minded adults. Blur your lines. Open your mind (and, perhaps, more). Tug and push at your limits in a safe, somewhat structured and relaxed setting. Safety third! Couples, please, or bring a friend to share (in the experience!). Stop by for a slice of apple pie. Bring your own plate 07:30 @ Allante Bubble Lounge (within MalMart) 02:00 @ Hummer Energy Riders



3:00 PM



AmErIcAn As ApPlE pIe



1:30



3:00 PM



Basic Shamanic Journeywork



1:00



The drum induced shamanic trance journey is the primary healing technique of many indigenous cultures. Come learn the basics and meet your spirit guide.



3:00 PM



Hunter S. Tuesday



2:00



Come help us celebrate the life and works of Dr. 09:30 @ Esplanade Hunter S. Thompson. Skits, bets, mock Bat Country elections and grapefruit infused with Vodka are only a few of the treats we have lined up. Dress like the good Dr. and be prepared for anything. How the Constitution protects you when you are 10:00 @ 4:30 Portal stopped by the man, what are the scenarios Shady Waffle under which a police officer may: 1. inquire and detain you (ask any questions, seek to see your ID0 2. search you 3. taser you Square, taut line hitch, sheet bend and more! Scouts in uniform get shots of bourbon. Brought to you by BRCCC in conjunction with BRCBSA. Mike Zuckerman is an urban ecologist/activist and the director of sustainability for Zen Compound, a 40K square foot entertainment complex in SOMA which includes Temple Nightclub, Prana Restaurant, Zenter Healing Center among other things. He is working to reduce the entertainment empire's footprint through business practice innovations and cutting-edge technology solutions, as well as to create a community for driving industry change. Mike is in the process of greening the nightclub industry in SF and around the world. Part of the Entheon Village DreamRise Lecture and Workshop Series. Come enjoy a true burner scavenger hunt. Last years winning team had 78 out of 100 in 4 hours. Can you beat that? Win a trophy and have fun! Gigsville brings new meaning to the Pissing Contest! Prizes for fastest pisser, most volume, most creative presentation, etc! All welcome. 02:00 @ Hummer Energy Riders



3:00 PM



Keeping it Legal



1:00



3:00 PM



Knot Tying Merit Badge



1:00



3:00 PM



Mike Zuckerman on Sustainability in San Francisco



1:00



3:00 PM



Scavenger Hunt



4:00



04:00 @ 3:00 Portal Hundredth Monkey Camp



3:00 PM



Sing, Dance, Pee your Pants!



1:00



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Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Start Time

3:00 PM



Event

The New York Stilters Guild Presents: Introduction to Heightened Reality



Duration Description

3:00



Location / Camp



After getting dozens of people up on stilts for 08:00 @ Esplanade their first time at our old headquarters, the Kostume Kult (within Nyrvana House of Yes, we are bringing our stilts to the Village) Playa and teaching you! We'll be covering all the basic aspects of stilting as well as how to dance, kick and spin around. We are even gonna show you the secret method of wearing stilts comfortably for hours. We'll be hosting ongoing, small group, 30+ minute lessons that cover everything you need to know and all the things you have always wondered about stilting. All you need is energy and a positive attitude, but balance usually helps! Join us for blackjack, burning man-style. Remember, you can't win if you don't playa. 09:00 @ Portal Star Factory



3:30 PM



21 or Dust



1:00



3:30 PM



Erotic Fetish Wear From Rubber Inner Tubes



2:00



Make erotic fetish wear from used but very 03:30 @ Allante clean rubber inner tubes - truck, car, and/or Sacred Spaces bicycle. Inner tubes, scissors, hole punches, pop rivets provided - feel free to bring your own. Safer Sex Camp is a drug free zone (this includes tobacco and alcohol). Photography is prohibited. Participants only. Explore yoga with new friends and old to deepen your understanding of love. Guide and support one another in this creative and playful journey toward the heart chakra. Explore yoga with new friends and old. Guide and support one another in this creative and playful journey toward the heart chakra. 08:00 @ Esplanade Philadelphia Experiment (within Fifth Dimension) 08:00 @ Esplanade Philadelphia Experiment (within Fifth Dimension)



3:30 PM



Exploring the Heart Chakra with Partner Yoga



2:00



3:30 PM



Partner Yoga



2:00



3:30 PM



Rope Bondage Rides -- Get Suspended!



2:00



Hang upside down and giggle madly, or feel the 03:00 @ Edsel quiet bliss of being bound and swinging slowly. SurlyCamp Our expert shibari artists will be on hand to show you all sorts of rope-based fun, from full suspension to body binding or maybe just tips and tricks you can take home with you. Appropriate for all genders and orientations. Suspense Camp restricts photography and substances. The Yum Cart holds the power to create any 03:00 @ Fairlane taste in the world. Chili dog? THEME Camp Done. Tunafish and bananas on rye with cherries? Easy. Northern lights? Oh yes. You can request a flavor or be delighted by the taste cocktails we mix up on the spot. Real food tastes or memory tastes; place tastes and nonfood tastes. Blind taste-tests, taste-a-thons, and taste-offs. Your wildest dreams come true in your mouth. Visit the Bloop Booth for a little Cosmopolitan refreshment. Bring your own cup of course. Come play improv games with the Diaspora! You will laugh, you will cry, you will ______________. (insert funny) We will bowl for children in Dust Flamingo Stadium while wearing pink(Flamingo)-whiteand-blue theme outfits and sharing the drink, "American Flag," which is gorgieous if we manage to get the layers right. Just throw on some pink-white-and/or-blue and come by for some high-socializing and wacky fun! Strangers with candy encouraged to attend. unknown Blink 06:30 @ Esplanade Avant Yard 06:00 @ Fairlane Black Rock University Heights, Inc



3:47 PM



Yummy Taste Tasting



2:00



4:00 PM



Cosmos!



2:00



4:00 PM



Improv yourself!



2:00



4:00 PM



No Child Left Behind Bowling & Cocktail 2-hours



2:59



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Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Start Time

4:00 PM



Event

Nomadic Happy Hour



Duration Description

2:00



Location / Camp



The vision of Camp Nomadia is to bring unknown together as many cool nomadic spirits as we CAMP NOX can to share stories, resources, passion, and community. To foster nomadic community, we are hosting a Nomadic Happy Hour on Tuesday and Thursday (4pm to 6pm) and Sunday (3pm to 5pm). Come and stop by - whether you are a current nomad, future nomad, wanna-be nomad, part time nomad, domestic nomad, international nomad, technomad, lowtechnomad, former nomad, land nomad, rail nomad, backpacking nomad, open water cruising nomad, friend of a nomad, or you just want to be around nomads. Bring some food or drink to share, and come mix and mingle. Tour a few truly mobile homes. Learn what it is like to live full-time on the road. Ask questions. Swap stories. Or just come hang out and meet some cool folk. See you there! What better way to connect with a loved one or break the ice with someone you just met on the playa then Nude Partner Yoga! All levels welcome. Must bring a partner. 09:15 @ The Wheel Yogi & Delta's Asana-Mania



4:00 PM



Nude Partner Yoga



1:30



4:00 PM



Poi - beginner/intermediate dance



2:00



We have 100 pair so bring poi if you have them, 02:00 @ Bonneville if not a pair of socks would be great. Brooklyn, Ca We have 100 pair so bring poi if you have them, 02:00 @ Bonneville if not a pair of socks would be great. Brooklyn, Ca Drink from the potato bar as you compete for 07:30 @ Gremlin prizes in such crowd-pleasing events as hot Post-Apocalyptic Dust Pirates potato, sack races, and potato cannon biathalon. PUSSIES IN P!NK Tuesday 4-6pm. 07:00 @ 9:00 Portal Prance up to the Black Rock Boutique for a Black Rock Beacon playful party featuring pink playa wear and prints from your favorite pussy, pooch, pig, primate, python, platypus, panda, or penguin. Come animal printed and pinked out or let our fashionistas outfit you. Got music, art, libations, or other goodies to add to our party...let's crosspollinate. Hands on workshop covering the physical, 03:00 @ Allante mental, spiritual meditative qualities of erotic Den of Iniquity spanking. The class will include a short overview of some aspects of bdsm play and then culminate with an, trance inducing, human drum, spanking circle. All levels of experience welcome. Den of Iniquity is an adult erotic themed space for bdsm, leather, goth, and fetish on the playa. No photos, 18 and older only please! By February 14th, 2014 we promise to create 04:30 @ Edsel world peace as measured by The Economist Camp Nomadia Newspaper. This peace symposium is a mastermind session for brainstorming creative ways to connect personal visions to cause world peace within the next five years. We will be doing experiential exercises to see what conclusions we draw together. Camp Mystic is home to Give Peace A Deadline. Come by anytime to share your vision of what the world and government would look like if it was expressing your values. What's possible for humanity when the context of war is removed as a viable solution to conflict? Discover how you can be part of the revolution!



4:00 PM



Poi - beginner/intermediate dance



2:00



4:00 PM



Potato Olympics



1:00



4:00 PM



Pussies in Pink



2:00



4:00 PM



Spanking Meditation and Play



1:30



4:00 PM



World Peace in 5 Years



3:00



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Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Start Time

4:20 PM



Event

Ravers Anonymous



Duration Description

1:00 We who are in R.A. came because we finally gave up trying to control our raving. We still hated to admit that we could never listen to quality music. Then we heard from other R.A. members that they were sick of our candy. (We thought so for years!) We found out that many people suffered from the same feelings of PLUR (peace, love, unity and respect) that we did. We found out that we had these feelings because we had the disease of rave. We decided to try and face up to what raving had done to us. Here are some of the questions we tried to answer honestly. If we answered YES to four or more questions, we were in deep trouble with our raving. See how you do. Remember, there is no disgrace in facing up to the fact that you have a problem. 1 - Have you ever decided to stop raving for a week or so, but only lasted for a couple of days? Most of us in R.A. made all kinds of promises to ourselves and to our families. We could not keep them. Then we came to R.A. R.A. said: "Just try not to rave today." (If you do not rave today, you cannot be a raver today.) 2 - Do you wish people would mind their own business about your raving-- stop telling you what to do? In R.A. we do not tell anyone to do anything. We just talk about our own raving, the trouble we got into, and how we stopped. We will be glad to help you, if you want us to. 3 - Have you ever switched from one kind of electronic music to another in the hope that this would keep you from raving? We tried all kinds of ways. We listened to psychedelic trance. We listened to "intelligent dance music" while stroking our chins. Or just our clothes in the dryer. Or we became djs and said it was "just a job". Or we made terrible "music" and called ourselves producers. We only raved on Saturday nights. You name it, we tried it. But if we did anything involving electronic music, we usually began to rave eventually. 4 - Have you had to have an eye-opener upon coming home at 9am during the past year? Do you need to dance to do the dishes, or listen to hard house during family dinners? This is a pretty sure sign that you are raving antisocially. 5 - Do you envy people who can listen to electronic music without raving? At one time or another, most of us have wondered why we were not like most people, who really can take it or leave it. 6 - Have you had problems connected with raving during the past year? Be honest! Doctors say that if you have a problem with rave and keep on raving, it will get worse -- never better. Eventually, you will get tinnitus, or end up listening to happy hardcore for the rest of your life. The only hope is to stop raving. 7 - Has your raving caused trouble at home? Before we came into R.A., most of us said that it was the good vibe or the phatty beats that made us rave. We could not see that our raving just made everything worse. It never got us any ass anywhere or anytime. 8 - Do you ever try to get "extra" beats outside of a party because you do not get enough? Most of us used to listen to a "few" records at home before we headed out if we thought it was going to be that kind of warehouse party. And if beats were not served fast enough, we would go some place else to get more. 9. - Do you tell yourself you can stop raving any time you want to, even though you keep raving



Location / Camp



Monday, August 18, 2008



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Start Time Event Duration Description

when you don't mean to? Many of us kidded ourselves into thinking that we raved because we wanted to. After we came into R.A., we found out that once we started to rave, we couldn't stop. 10 - Have you missed days of work or school because of raving? Many of us admit now that we "called in sick" lots of times when the truth was that we were up late last night listening to Paul Oakenfold play at this amazing party down on Broadway that had a Turbosound system you wouldn't believe. 11 - Do you have "blackouts"? A "blackout" is when we have been raving hours or days which we cannot remember. We wake up in a dirty field listening to some hippie ambient dj with dreadlocks who's simultaneously taking a hit from a bong and some woman giving us a back massage and talking about our chakra alignment. When we came to R.A., we found out that this is a pretty sure sign of raving. 12 - Have you ever felt that your life would be better if you did not rave? Many of us started to rave because raving made life seem better, at least for a while. By the time we got into R.A., we felt trapped. We were raving to live and living to rave. We were smelly and tired of being tired and smelly. ........ Remember: - White gloves are for tea parties, not warehouses - Trying to wean yourself off a pacifier? We can help! - The scene was better back in the day anyway. None of these kids understand good music. All they care about is drugs. - Bring your candy bracelets and we can help you dispose of them via our cleansing RaveBegone ritual! - Bring your stories about how raving has ruined your life and our compassionate audience will listen without judgement. Together we will help you stop raving. Put down that pacifier, turn off that gabber mixtape, and make a commitment to yourself to attend Ravers Anonymous onplaya. Don't do it for yourself. Do it for the sake of humanity. 4:20 PM Shady Volleyball 1:00 Come play some shady volleyball at the playa's nicest gated community, Shadyvil. 10:00 @ 4:30 Portal Shady Waffle



Location / Camp



4:30 PM



Dancing Meditation



1:30



Move & meditate to loud hypnotic Detroit techno 07:30 @ Fairlane beats free of interruption & distraction. Entrance Comfort & Joy may be limited, especially 4 latecomers. Come practice a combination of chanted mantras, breathwork, asanas/exercises, deep relaxation and meditation. All levels welcome. 05:00 @ Dart Costco Soulmate Trading Outlet (within Nectar Village)



4:30 PM



Kundalini Yoga



1:20



4:30 PM



Sherefe! a toast for the end of the day



2:00



Fly over on your magic carpet to spend some 08:30 @ Allante time with us at our Nargileh lounge cheering the Stardust Lounge day away with a sip of Raki or revitalizing Turkish Coffee. Prepare to be hypnotized by the spell of Bosphaural transmissions and relax into the realm of oriental dreams. Join in with devotional kirtan chanters who blend western voices and eastern kirtan to create a mood that is soulful, mellow and timeless. 05:00 @ Dart Costco Soulmate Trading Outlet (within Nectar Village)



4:30 PM



The Temple Bhajan Band



1:30



5:00 PM



Byron Magic



1:00



Be Open - a heady mix of tantra, meditation and 07:30 @ Edsel visulaisation. Camp ... in Bed / Philthy Sanchez



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Start Time

5:00 PM



Event

Hoop Jam @ iUniverse



Duration Description

1:00



Location / Camp



Hey there fellow hip shakers! Come get your 07:30 @ Dart belly (and other appendages) moving and Interaction Cafe groovin' @ the iUniverse hoop jam. All levels of experience are welcome. We have some extra hoops to share, but bring extras too if you got em. Fire hooping welcome too. Can't wait to see you all there! Kirk (of Kirk and Cheryl) will be celebrating his 10th burn in a row this year. If this is your first year, or your 22nd year, come by and celebrate your anniversary as well. Come to Beaverton and 'meet and greet' other queer women over some cocktails. Lesbian / Bi / Transgendered (M2F or F2M). Come to Beaverton and 'meet and greet' other queer women over some cocktails. Lesbian / Bi / Transgendered (M2F or F2M). Relieve your Burn-torn body with healthy doses of Vitamin C and Vitamin Gravy following the Potato Olympics. Hawkeye would be proud. 09:00 @ Edsel Tennis Camp



5:00 PM



Kirk's 10th Burn Party



1:00



5:00 PM



Lesbian / Bi / F2M / M2F Cocktail Party



3:00



03:30 @ Dart Freedomcommunity 03:30 @ Dart Freedomcommunity 07:30 @ Gremlin Post-Apocalyptic Dust Pirates



5:00 PM



Lesbian / Bi / F2M / M2F Cocktail Party



3:00



5:00 PM



M*A*S*H*ed



1:00



5:00 PM



Mystical Creatures Party



3:00



Come join our encampment of magical 09:00 @ Portal *fornicating* unicorns to celebrate the beauty of Fu*king Unicorn Camp all creatures mystical and mysterious. Whether you are a bedazzled dragon, a glowing gryphen, a fluttering fairy or some other creature of your dreams, join us for unicorn horn crafting, magic potion imbibing and witching hour enjoyment! Naked yoga is about the silliest thing I have ever seen. Don't you wanna? 08:30 @ Esplanade Shadebearers' Temporate Zone



5:00 PM



Naked Yoga!



1:00



5:00 PM



The Carne Armada



2:00



The Carne Armada 05:00 @ Esplanade The theme for this year Carne Armada attack is: Spanky's Wine Bar "Swashbuckling Pirates of the High-Playa Seas" Once again, the ships of the infamous Carne Armada have been commissioned to sail the high seas of the playa to attack an unsuspecting, but well deserving camp. Our attack will be on Tuesday afternoon at 5pm as we provide gourmet food, dance, performance and drink for another hard-working group of burners. If you would like to voluteer yourself or your art car to participate in the attack, contact Admiral Painjoy by email or on the playa (at least 4 hours prior to the event) The camp we are planning on attacking shall remain classified until moments before the attack (the camp has already been selected, so don't volunteer to be attacked)... but we do need volunteers to help work the party... in pirate costume. Allen from Holysis ("PlayaPhi") gives a 02:00 @ Hummer presentation on Sacred Geometry. Part of the Energy Riders Entheon Village DreamRise Workshop Series. "Terrain is all" is a statement you may have heard said before. Learn how to apply this hidden Gnostic truth from growing food to living your life in perfect harmony. See how sacred geometry effects everything, from landscapes to our soil, our bodies and our communities alike; the application of cymatics and how many other dots connect up as your tourguide, PlayaPhi, weaves a tale of the seen and unseen in our world.



5:00 PM



The Secret is Terrain - A Presentation on Sacred Geometry



1:00



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Start Time

5:00 PM



Event

Trick or Treating on the Playa PreParty



Duration Description

2:00 Trick or Treating on the Playa starts at sundown. Come by for the Pre-Party if you are need of a costume (wear clothes we can ruin, if any), or if you have costume/props to loan or gift. Or just come by to get in the mood/proper intoxicant state.



Location / Camp

02:00 @ Corvair Camp Incendiary Nation



5:30 PM



Beer & Loathing Happy Hour



1:00



Co-hosted by Batcountry - check out their HST 03:00 @ Esplanade gathering first, then come over for happy hour! Broken Saddle Saloon & Please bring your own cup. Beverage donations Whorehouse, (within Gigsville) very welcome. Museum members and the general public are all invited to join us for the Grand Opening Gala of the Black Rock City Historical Museum, illuminating the rich history of our city over the centuries. 03:00 @ Gremlin Twenty-first Amendment, The



5:30 PM



BRC Historical Museum Grand Opening Gala



1:30



6:00 PM



Black Rock City Animal Control Run



3:00



For 8 years BRCAC has been keeping the playa 07:30 @ Edsel safe from stray, wild and vicious animals. Come BRC Animal Control out to the esplanade to see Animal Control Officers net, tag and inoculate the playa's wild animals. Our Animal Control Van will be patrolling the streets to keep playa citizens safe. Safety and security from wild and rabid animals in our promise to you on Playa. We make no other promises. 8 reps bench press your bw 30 reps kettle bell swing 1.5 pood 4 reps muscle ups on rings 3 rounds for time ........ you bring the crazy 03:00 @ Fairlane Cosmic Giggle



6:00 PM



BurnFit Muscle Tea Workout



2:00



6:00 PM



CAMP KLEPTO PICK-UP SOCCER



1:30



Oh yeah.....BRC longest running pick-up soccer 04:30 @ Portal game. Join us right in-front of our dome for a Camp Little Bitty game of pick-up soccer. Do u want to enhance the extasy & fulfillment of 05:00 @ Dart partner sex safely- freely-anytime you choose? Costco Soulmate Trading Xperience breath like you've nvr known it b4 Outlet (within Nectar Village)



6:00 PM



Orgasmic Breathing



1:20



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Start Time

6:00 PM



Event

Pantheogenesis: A Magical Crystal Temple Explained



Duration Description

1:00



Location / Camp



Brilliant will discuss the vision, design and 02:00 @ Hummer operation of the thousands of crystals and Energy Riders hundreds of interlocking crystal grids woven into the Pantheogenesis Temple. He will explain his understanding of how reality becomes manifest, how synchronicity and other non-local connections shape reality, and how to build the magical architecture required to harness those forces. Brilliant is a healer, green finance entrepreneur, artist and metaphysician based in New York City. Details of the crystal projects follows below: ________________________________ PANTHEOGENESIS AND THE GLOBAL DREAM Pan.theo.genesis: the birth of God in everything The Global Dream: Manifesting our prayers and dreams for the healing of the world Pantheogenesis and the Global Dream are a pair of interlinked art projects to be built at the 2008 Burning Man festival. The aim of these projects is to transform the immense creative energy of the festival into a communal prayer for global transformation and healing. This will occur through a combination of sacred art structures, a kabbalistic crystal grid, and participative experiences designed to facilitate personal and group transformation. PANTHEOGENESIS Pantheogenesis will be a 12,000 square foot temple complex built in Entheon Village at Burning Man 2008. This temple will create in its physical structure a dynamic map of the states of consciousness/being described by the world s sacred traditions, mapped onto sacred geometrical patterns of crystals matrixed on the Kabbalistic Tree of Life. These structures will be energized by the weeklong rituals and the transformative process undergone by people experiencing the Temple, thus activating the grid. The Global Dream will be a grid of around 1000 crystals in a matrix spread geometrically over the entire expanse of the festival, centered on an altar located in the Heart Dome of Pantheogenesis This central altar will be a map of Black Rock City, with a globe of the earth hanging in space above it. The map will have thousands of split geodes embedded in it, allowing participants to come to the map, find the geode that represents their camp or a piece of art, and take half the geode back to that place. This will participatively build a geometrical matrix of crystals across the whole city. The invitation to participants is to do this with intention, knowing that they are co-creating a vast and intelligent mechanism for bringing dreams into manifestation; thus they are invited to take these geodes and perform ritual, embed them in grids, place them on altars whatever they want to do in order to concretize their dreams for the future of the planet. The geometrical grids built around the citrine cathedral at the center of the map will collect these dreams into a collective intention the Global Dream that is both unified and diverse. This collective intention is then transmitted into manifestation through the citrine cathedral in its location at the center of the Kabbalistic crystal grid in Pantheogenesis. This places all of our sacred intentions in the center of the Tree of Life, in the wise hands of Divine Harmony and Beauty, thus allowing this living metaphysical map of Creation to provide



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an underlying carrier wave for the prayers and dreams held within the Global Dream, allowing our collective intentions access to the fundamental strata of creation itself. 6:00 PM Saskatini Cocktail Shaker Mass 3:00 Awake in the bountiful flavour of Saskatoon Berry infused cocktails and treats. We respect faith and faithless. City view from our steeple. Bring your rythmic instrument of choice. Invite dancers. This is a dance for men who have issues with 03:30 @ Allante their sexuality. Leave your inhibitions at the door Sacred Spaces and enter a whole new world. No experience necessary. Laughter is an aerobic activity so come laugh your ass off! 03:00 @ Corvair UBER TUBERS 03:00 @ Fairlane Church of Respect



Location / Camp



6:30 PM



Drum Circle at sunset



1:30



6:30 PM



Exotic dance for men



1:00



6:30 PM



Laughter Yoga



12:30



6:30 PM



TAROTIST READING FRENZY



2:30



Duskish to eveningish, ask Miss Magdalen for a 04:30 @ Edsel Burning Tarot reading. Unscheduled readings Tabula Rasa throughout week. Bring: fine red wines. Or not. And photograph yourself so you can be a card in the next version of the Burning Tarot deck. Bring a camera, costume, and yr fine self. Details at www.magdalen.com. Come dressed in your pimpin' ho'n' best to the 04:30 @ Portal Get Lit Pimps and Hoes Party! The idea is to Tsunami gather at our camp, mingle and Get Lit(glowsticks provided), then go out for a fun night on the playa. Join us and celebrate the modern side of America (and the world's) oldest trade!



6:30 PM



The Get Lit Pimp and Hoe Party



7:00 PM



48 Hour Film Project: Make a movie on the playa!



1:00



Make a short film and have it premiered, all while on the playa! If you have a team and equipment, start at your leisure and follow the instructions on posters found at PlayaInfo and Videogasm. If you want to get people for your team or join a team, come on down to Videogasm! Come Tuesday at 3pm, 7pm, or 10pm. (Films shown Thursday at 9pm.) An opportunity for single or otherwise available folks who are serious about intimacy and relationship to participate in fun and playful exercises designed to help you mingle and connect in a way that is fun and at the same time provides depth of connection. Share in partnered exercises that can, if you wish, include hugging or respectfully touching face or hands. Come see what wonderful connections are possible in just a few hours. Everyone snaps louder and louder until everyone is clapping. A large group of people make this sound just like rain. this will be a group collaboration for the film "As The Dust Settles"



07:00 @ Esplanade Pleasure Garden (within Snowflake Village)



7:00 PM



An Alternative to the Usual Singles Mixer



3:00



07:00 @ Esplanade Deep Heaven: Living the Dream



7:00 PM



Finger Rain



12:40



07:00 @ Esplanade Pleasure Garden (within Snowflake Village)



7:00 PM



Naked Mike and Kels Poly Playa Wedding



1:00



We've built a life of rum, stuffed animals, DP, 09:00 @ Portal fuzzy blinky things and boundary-pushing love. Deviant Playground Now it's time to make it a bit more illegal with a playa poly wedding. We love everyone on the playa so we wanted to invite everyone. Come join us for our ceremony, a toast, and some type of wedding-cake fare. Please pass us a folded note if you'd like to come and don't let the teacher see you.



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Start Time

7:00 PM



Event

Slut Culture



Duration Description

2:00



Location / Camp



We're dressing you like a slut, now take it 07:30 @ Edsel further and start ACTING like a slut! Need help? Slumber Marshalls Our experienced team will show you the way... What could be a better place to Trick or Treat then on the Playa? And when was the last time you really got to anyways? Pre-Party before for costuming help. After-Party back at C.I.N... whenever we get there. 02:00 @ Corvair Camp Incendiary Nation



7:00 PM



Trick or Treating on the Playa



7:00 PM



Zombie Crawl



4:00



Dobie, dobie, dobie, dobie, da, da, da, da! Center Camp uuuggghhhhh! V-SPoT (within Playa Info), After the success last year we, ThunderCat, The MoonPuppy, and Poppet, the organizers of Playa International , have decided that the best way to celebrate the spirt of the Man is to raise from the dead; again! So we are asking all of you that would like one more go around at drunken debauchery to join us for the second annual Black Rock City 'Zombie Crawl'. That's right undead peoples. It's just like it sounds: blood, torn clothing, really pale complections, and dragging one foot. So come one come all on Tuesday night of the event and live all of your Zombie fantasies with us. We have Zombie paraphernalia (fake blood, pale face makeup, torn clothes, etc). However, it would be very helpful and much more creative if everyone arrived in Zombie attire of their own design. No one wants a whole crew of Zombie's that look like they crawled out of the same department store, now do they? We will all be meeting on Tuesday night at Playa International at 7:00pm, and we will start terrorizing the towns folk at 8:00pm so if your late you will have to seek flesh on your own. The plan so far is after meeting at Playa International we'll crawl, bite, and generally spread dread all the way out to the Man, through the city, and back to Brit' Camp (Playa Internationals neighbors) for Zombie Films and Cocktails. Also if any of you Zombie girls and boys have questions or ideas feel free to write Us a message. Dobie, dobie, dobie, dobie, da, da, uuuggghhhhh! ThunderCat, MoonPuppy and Poppet Bring your rythmic instrument of choice. Invite dancers. djBasin sculpts a set of passionate world beats and funky dance tunes into a wave: warming up, lifting to wild release, then easing into relaxed & satisfied stillness. Join !Zoom! in the american pastime, at least the american we dream of playing fire baseball. Equipment provided wear non-flamable clothing. Starts at dark 04:30 @ Allante Relaxomatic Plushitorium



7:28 PM



Drum Circle at sunset



1:30



7:30 PM



DanceWave w/djBasin



2:00



7:30 PM



Fire Baseball



3:00



07:30 @ Portal !Zoom!



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Start Time

7:30 PM



Event

Soul Mate Yoga



Duration Description

1:30



Location / Camp



Atma Soul Mate Yoga is a physical, meditation unknown and mantra based partner yoga that pushes, Kit's Birthday Burners pulls and transports any relationship to its next stage. Sex is not the answer. It may however, be an excellent question. In some ways it may be one of the ultimate questions, for while sex has never come through for us as a solution to life s problems, queries, and mysteries. Nor has it ever provided meaningful or lasting solutions. Even so, it does seem to be the decisive driving force of this material world. Wars have been launched, nations have been built, fortunes have been made, lost, and lives have been both destroyed and created by the quest for sex. The purpose of this workshop is to focus on the relationship between sex and spirituality (or more accurately: between sex drive and the pursuit of spiritual experiences.) The context for this exploration will be yoga asanas, yoga diet, prananyama, mantra meditations, and stories built on the psychology of yoga. Soul mate yoga is a philosophy and a practice designed for the Modern Yogi to explore the powerful questions the issue forth from the topic of sex and spirituality. WARNING this practice has real and lasting implications on the relationship of the practitioners. A physical, meditation and mantra based 02:00 @ Hummer partner yoga that pushes, pulls and transports Energy Riders any relationship to its next stage Sex is not the answer. It may however, be an excellent question. In some ways it may be one of the ultimate questions, for while sex has never come through for us as a solution to life s problems, queries, and mysteries. Nor has it ever provided meaningful or lasting solutions. Even so, it does seem to be the decisive driving force of this material world. Wars have been launched, nations have been built, fortunes have been made, lost, and lives have been both destroyed and created by the quest for sex. The purpose of this workshop is to focus on the relationship between sex and spirituality (or more accurately: between sex drive and the pursuit of spiritual experiences.) The context for this exploration will be yoga asanas, yoga diet, prananyama, mantra meditations, and stories built on the psychology of yoga. Soul mate yoga is a philosophy and a practice designed for the Modern Yogi to explore the powerful questions the issue forth from the topic of sex and spirituality WARNING this practice has real and lasting implications on the relationship of the practitioners In the Pantheogenesis Temple When the sun goes down on the red queen's 08:30 @ Esplanade realm, Kaos (within The Hive) And the edges of darkness overwhelm, Looking glass insects are buzzing in the heat, The horny jaberwock comes looking for a treat, The red queen's race has just begun, Shes set her sights on a bit of fun: Sweet innocent Alice, her honor intact, Will be taken by daybreak, and thats a fact! So bring your fur, and bring your leathers, or bring your body paint, and wear your feathers, The Cheshire Cat, the hatter and the mouse, Invite you to their wicked house. Electro and Industrial beats: Dress is sexy, fetishy, or skimpy in the theme of Lewis Carrol.



7:30 PM



Soul Mate Yoga with Atma



1:30



8:00 PM



Alice in Kaosland



6:00



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Start Time

8:00 PM



Event

Bike-in Movie - Harry Nilsson's The Point!



Duration Description

1:14



Location / Camp



Bring your bike, your lawn chair, your cup and 08:30 @ Dart allow our usherettes to serve you from our PLEASair Donkey Bar as you enjoy the film of the night. The Point! is a beautifully animated 1985 fable by American songwriter and musician Harry Nilsson about a boy named Oblio, the only round-headed person in The Pointed Village, where by law everyone and everything had to have a point. "I was on acid and I looked at the trees and I realized that they all came to points, and the little branches came to points, and the houses came to point. I thought, 'Oh! Everything has a point, and if it doesn't, then there's a point to it.'" -- Harry Nilsson. Ringo Starr as the father (narrator). Animation by Fred Wolf. Incredible music score and animation! You choose your partner, the Wheel chooses the body part. Once you spin, you're in. We provide the Tequila and Washington Apple shots. Remember, it's less about the liquor and more about the licking! Improv! Sketch! Stand up! Come by if you fancy a laugh. 09:00 @ Allante MISTING DOME, The



8:00 PM



Body Shot Night



1:00



8:00 PM



Comedy Tonight



1:30



06:30 @ Esplanade Avant Yard



8:00 PM



Evening Contact Improv Jam



2:00



"The earth is much bigger than you are so you'd 04:30 @ Fairlane better learn to co-ordinate with it." - Nancy Stark Contact Camp Smith (1987) Join us for a contact improv jam at Camp Contact (not at center camp). We will have ambient DJing by Ken and Karl. This is a great way to connect with the personal and collective body before heading out to the playa for the evening. Contact Improvisation is "a contemporary game" (Steve Paxton). Contact Improv started in the US as a means to explore the physical forces imposed on the body by gravity, by the physics of momentum, falling and lifting. Contact is a complex but very open form with infinite possibilities and is a dance form that is made by the dancer in the moment of dancing. Come explore with us - bring your curiosity. Join the Flow! World class fire spinners, live music, dancing, art, chaos, magic and all kinds of awesome. Come play with us! Bring flow tools. 04:30 @ Corvair pro leisure tour



8:00 PM



Flow Temple Party and Floshow!



3:00



8:00 PM



House Swarming Party



4:00



Dragondebris s Annual Cocktail Party! Now with 07:00 @ 4:30 Portal 50% more wackiness and hijinks! Hodown Camp Dress: Playa Tupperware Party Chic. (In other words, wear anything.) It's like one of Rob & Laura Petrie s parties, but with less Rose Marie and Morey Amsterdam. Come relax in our comfy Living Room Lounge space. Hang out on the Front Porch and watch the world go by. Wander through the Light Garden. We'll provide the space, music, and drinks; you provide the witty banter and sparkling repartee. Vinland celebrates their arrival to a new home unknown by holding a traditional kraftskiva: a Future is Now, The Scandinavian crayfish party. We may not have real crayfish, but between our lemonade & vodka crawdaddys, horns of mead, barbecue beef, and viking drinking songs, you're not likely to miss them. Epstein Barr & Lip-Sync Lounge will be hosting a lip-sync party tonight. Bring your favorite hair brush, a CD or iPod with your favorite song to lip-sync to, and something for us to pour at the bar. Air-guitarists welcome too. Or just watch. 04:00 @ Allante Entheon Village



8:00 PM



Kraftskiva



6:00



8:00 PM



Lip-Sync Lounge



1:30



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Start Time

8:00 PM



Event

Quixote's Cabaret Club and Bar.



Duration Description

4:00 Oh I do like to be beside the seaside Quixote s Cabaret Club and Bar dreams of nothing more than a good old-fashioned European holiday at the seaside. Do join us at the Quixote s end-of-the-pier show, for cabaret, cocktails and Eurovision Karaoke Kiss Me Quick! Tuesday, Thursday and Friday evenings from 7.30pm-12midnight at Avalon Village. Bring your best bathing suit and a suitable drinking vessel, me hearties! Find your Playa Sweetie in only 8 minutes! A hilarious game, and we only set up people who voted for each other. Using Himalayan singing bowls and gongs, sound healer Jon Reinschreiber leads you on a sound journey deep within or out into the Cosmos.



Location / Camp

08:30 @ Dart Quixote s Cabaret Club and Bar (within Avalon Village)



8:00 PM



SPEED DATING



1:30



07:00 @ Esplanade Black Rock Fun Jet (within Snowflake Village) 02:00 @ Hummer Energy Riders



8:00 PM



Spirit Feast



1:00



8:00 PM



Sultana's Hafla!!



3:00



Belly to the Beat like the Sultan and Sultana you 03:00 @ Fairlane are. Musicians welcome! Middle Eastern attire InJustUs recommended. Although flat as a pancake, Black Rock City unknown abounds with TaLL TaLes. Bend an ear (or Twisted Quackers & Camp two!) for our master story-tellers who have seen Skinny it all and tell it like it is. Witness the playa unfold in front your very eyes. Learn parlour tricks from our scintillating conjurers, houdinis, and svengalis. Amaze your friends at the center of attention. Tales taller than the Man himself, magic, and a thousand-and-one delights, only at The Greatest Show on Earth. Tuesday Night - Gratitude A night to ask ourselves what we are thankful for, and what are are we taking for granted? Also a night to ask ourselves what is the cost of the things we are thankful for? Like cheap gas, sweat shop clothing, modern amenities, the all mighty car, etc. These themes will be reflected in the visuals and by integrated spoken word. This is a night we also book some of the local dj's who have played our fundraisers for free during the summer, thus - gratitude. 8:00 Wolfie 9:15 Michael Anthony 10:15 Layne Loomis vs. Ben Seagram 11:15 Kramer 12:00 Syd Gris 1:00 Smoove 2:00 Dex Stakker 3:00 Cosmic Selector 4:00 Dulce Vita 5:00 Billy Cassaza 6:00 Drew Drop v. Billy Seal 03:00 @ Gremlin Opposable Thumbs



8:00 PM



The Greatest Talent Show on Earth



4:00



8:00 PM



Tuesday Night @ Opulent Temple On Gratitude



12:00



8:00 PM



Untied Nations Pub: Divide & Rule The Last Days of the Raj



10:00



A kaftan gathering of the truest sense. Come 08:00 @ Esplanade dip your head in the Ganges and try and bang a Untied Nations Embassy lassie. No navel gazers permitted. (within NYrvana Village) Wear your best white outfit, bring your own unknown glass and join us at Brigit camp, the home of the Breakfast at Trixie's White Chocolate Martini! We will be lighting the Cauldron of Brigit in a ceremonial opening of Brigit camp and celebrating our second year on the Playa!



8:00 PM



White Party



8:30 PM



Fire Eagle



12:15



When you see an eagle in flight, think of freedom. Remember the freedom we once had under the Constitution and hope we get the wisdom and courage to take it back.



03:00 @ Portal Cirque de Flambe



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Start Time

8:30 PM



Event

Shaman Journey



Duration Description

2:30 Core Shamanism Extraction healing journey workshop. Clearing those bad vibes.



Location / Camp

05:00 @ Dart Costco Soulmate Trading Outlet (within Nectar Village) 03:00 @ Allante Shuttlecraft Galileo (within Terminal City)



9:00 PM



Anything But Clothing Night



6:00



Let your imagination run wild as you design a costume using anything but what would ordinarily be considered clothing; or use items of clothing in a unique or non-traditional way; or just come sans clothing if you prefer. Small but fun prizes for best costumes given out every hour starting at 10 pm! We will surround you with the darkness of the best Gothic and Industrial Tunes til sunrise. Dance Drink Be Gothy!



9:00 PM



Attacking the Darkness



3:00



06:30 @ Esplanade Arachnophobia



9:00 PM



Black Rock City 48 Hour Film Project 2005-2007



1:00



Come see the results of the Black Rock City 48 07:00 @ Esplanade Hour Film Project! Each of these movies was Pleasure Garden (within made in 48 hours on the playa. "Cinderplaya" Snowflake Village) features a wizard searching for his playa love. "Portaman" discovers a mastermind's plan to destroy Burningman. "Sister Lucy" helps burners learn about sex. During "Abandon ALL Hope and Fear", a dream teaches the way of the playa. More movies included. At Videogasm. Bring your own chair or tarp. (Want to make a film? Stay after and join a team, or follow the instructions poster found at PlayaInfo and Videogasm.) Put on a fluffy white robe and step into a 05:30 @ Dart refreshing, clean space. Canadian Wet Dream An oasis in the desert where you are free to express your deep connection with your partner anywhere in the Motel. Shadows give substance to your inner fantasies; your movements are projected on the outside of the tent. Environmental Movies On the Playa - what s up with our crazy climate! Come see these two movies on how our American Dream has impacted our planet. We're shoing Too Hot To Handle & An Inconvenient Truth Environmental Movies On the Playa - what s up with our crazy climate! Come see these two movies on how our American Dream has impacted our planet. We're shoing Too Hot To Handle & An Inconvenient Truth Come on in and chill to the moody beats of the Bristol sound and triphop. Delight in a little heard sound on the Playa. Join us for a pub crawl starting out at Silicon Village. Playafry your Santa outfit (or Mrs. Clawz) and we'll jingle our way around the Man! 01:15 @ The Wheel Earth Guardians



9:00 PM



The Motel



4:00



9:00 PM



Too Hot To Handle & An Inconvenient Truth



4:00



9:00 PM



Too Hot To Handle & An Inconvenient Truth



4:00



01:15 @ The Wheel Earth Guardians



9:00 PM



Who Can You Trust?



2:00



06:30 @ Esplanade Arachnophobia 06:30 @ Dart Puritanica (within Silicon Village) 07:00 @ Esplanade Pleasure Garden (within Snowflake Village)



9:00 PM



Xmas on the Playa: Sili Santacon!



10:00 PM



48 Hour Film Project: Make a movie on the playa!



1:00



Make a short film and have it premiered, all while on the playa! If you have a team and equipment, start at your leisure and follow the instructions on posters found at PlayaInfo and Videogasm. If you want to get people for your team or join a team, come on down to Videogasm! Come Tuesday at 3pm, 7pm, or 10pm. (Films shown Thursday at 9pm.)



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Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Start Time

10:00 PM



Event

An Evening of Tarot with the Rev T.



Duration Description

2:00



Location / Camp



Tarot, cards of wisdom, magick and mystery. 02:00 @ Hummer Learn the history, symbolism and uses of the Energy Riders Cards, the mystery of their origin and their history to the present, the Minor and Major Arcana, the people and energies of the Court Cards, and the Tarot as a personal divination system. Each participant will receive a unique three card reading from the Rev T. who has 40+ years of experience in reading and teaching the Tarot. Bring your own deck if you have one. Kamp Kaos "Mad Hatter" Party 02:00 @ 4:30 Portal Ka Pilina



10:00 PM



Kamp Kaos "Mad Hatter" Party



2:00



10:00 PM



Mushups & Synthpoop 80s Dance Craze



4:00



Get yer 80s on down at The Glitterbox!! Our ancient DJs will throw down the best of 80s synth bands and mashups...electronica-free!! Join SCUL pilots in their mission to explore the BRC galaxy. Our mission parameters are to navigate through deep space and get our groove on Join SCUL pilots in their mission to explore the BRC galaxy. Our mission parameters are to navigate through deep space and get our groove on Club Verboten starts the week with an energy dance saluting the years 1965-1969.Garage and psych bands,one hit wonders and best of UK.Yes Cinnamon Girl will be played!



03:30 @ Esplanade Lustre Village unknown Unitardicorns



10:00 PM



SCUL mission



4:00



10:00 PM



SCULimpics



4:00



unknown Unitardicorns



10:00 PM



Too Much To Dream Late 60's Dance



1:30



04:30 @ Edsel Club Verboten



11:00 PM



Beginner/Level 1 Yoga



12:30



Come practice slow vinyasa flow in a loving, 02:00 @ Bonneville accepting environment. Quiet your mind and get Brooklyn, Ca your body ready for dancing!



Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Start Time Event

Birth, bellies and babies



Duration Description

1:00 Always had a question about birth you wanted answered? Have a birth story to share? I'm a midwife that will explore how we see birth. Feel free to bring babies and kids to this event.



Location / Camp

unknown Station 9/Medical Camp



Socially Appropriate Fart Day



It's not like you have to pack it out or anything. 01:45 @ The Wheel You don't even have to go down the block with a Zombie Unicorn spare roll of toilet paper. Just do it right where you are. It's time to celebrate our farts and acknowledge that it's about time we got over that harmless smell. What's the big deal? You're human for christsake! Today you can feel free to fart any old time as loudly and as smellily as you want! 5:00 We will surround you with the darkness of the best Gothic and Industrial Tunes til sunrise. Dance Drink Be Gothy! Watch the sky show or put one on. Enjoy the beauty of the universe far and near. No lights, except some for a safety perimeter. There ain't nuthin' like a creepy hug, and we 03:00 @ Esplanade give 'em best. A word of caution: once you get a Ea-cuP-Tay (within Gigsville) creepy hug, you can't be un-hugged! As the name implies, we will have smokes and 09:30 @ Center Camp flapjacks! OMCC Full tutorials on rolling cigarettes. Full tutorials on eating pancakes. Different hours every day! Variety is the spice of life! 06:30 @ Esplanade Arachnophobia



1:00 AM



Attacking the Darkness



1:00 AM



The Naked Stars



3:00



3:33 AM



come git y'r creepy hug!



1:11



4:30 AM



Smoke and a Flapjack



12:55



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Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Start Time

6:20 AM



Event

XSL Sunrise Golf Invitational



Duration Description

4:00



Location / Camp



We tee off at sunrise and play an 18 hole unknown scramble of art on the playa. Clubs and balls will TempleWhore Outpost, The be provided. Everyone is welcome to play!



6:27 AM



VoeDaKa' SunRise CockTail Party



1:00 Come celebrate The Man, SunRise, and Virgos din tikkun B-days at the base of The Man. This SunRise party marks the last day before the madness begins. Music makers, stories tellers & Wheelers, ALL welcome. Remember if YOU start your day this early, you'll need a nap. Remember VorDaKa 2:00 You can't pillage on an empty stomach, so come by Vinland for Aebleskiver, spherical Danish pancakes. Served with jam, syrup, or our organic "powdered sugar". First ever Gay Pride parade, 8am line up, starts at 9am. Come show your Gay Pride support for our entire community with friends, family and supporters. We'll start at our camp,parade thru the entire BRC and end at the Man. Bring your water, playawear, costumes, Pride flags and come show your Gay American Pride and Dream of Freedom for all our Community. Focusing on linking breath with movement, to strengthen and soothe the body while energizing the spirit warrior within. All levels welcome. Awakening, enlivening, and invigorating the body while connecting with others through a blending of yoga and guided contact improv. unknown Future is Now, The



8:00 AM



Aebleskiver Breakfast



8:00 AM



BRC Gay Pride Parade



3:00



02:00 @ Hummer MOONBASS



8:30 AM



Vinyasa Yoga



1:15



05:00 @ Dart Costco Soulmate Trading Outlet (within Nectar Village) 05:00 @ Dart Costco Soulmate Trading Outlet (within Nectar Village)



9:00 AM



Contactivate with Ember & Andres



1:20



9:00 AM



Morning Guided Meditation



1:00



Guided mindfulness sitting meditation for all unknown levels. We will explore the breath and FireFingers sensations in the body. Learn to create calm and peace in your life by understanding the inner and outer aspects of your own reality. We will meet at camp headquarters, and journey by bike to the outer playa. Bring something to sit on. PeaceBody meditation - Open to the infinite, organismic intelligence that you are, with Samantha Sweetwater. For more information about Samantha, visit her web site at www.dancingfreedom.com Please join us for a morning pilates session. All levels of experience welcome. 04:30 @ Allante Relaxomatic Plushitorium



9:00 AM



PeaceBody Meditation



1:00



9:00 AM



Pilates on the Playa



09:00 @ Hummer Planetarium Camp 07:30 @ Fairlane Comfort & Joy



9:00 AM



Yoga for Warriors



1:30



A flow yoga class exploring eight warrior poses. Let every man stand true to his gun / for the Lord knows who must die. Intermed level.



9:30 AM



Big Dirty's Morning Bar



5:00



Big Dirty's Morning Bar at Camp KAOS in 08:30 @ Esplanade Gigsville will be serving ice cold stiff drinks and Kaos (within The Hive) comparing moustaches, hot ass, and cunty insults. Mexican attire, tiny shorts, and boobs encouraged. Rub Big Dirty's Belly for Playa luck!



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Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Start Time

9:30 AM



Event

MAPS: Holotropic Breathwork



Duration Description

2:30



Location / Camp



Holotropic Breathwork is a powerful healing and 02:00 @ Hummer self-exploration technique, based on modern Energy Riders consciousness research and developed by Stanislaf and Christina Grof. Holotropic Breathwork is a purely experiential method combining controlled breathing, music and focused bodywork. Holotropic Breathwork touches the deepest levels of the subconscious, helping to contact old traumatic memories, archetypes, birth experiences, karmic patterns and transpersonal experiences which go beyond everyday understanding. This experience may not be appropriate for pregnant women, people with heart conditions, epilepsy, or with a history of severe mental illness. Kids, listen to a story then make puppets to pass the story on! Start the day off right and come shotgun a beer. Don't know how? We'll help you out. Bring a can of beer and something to make a hole with Come watch a demonstration of how to construct, utilize and enjoy an HHO (Hydrogen hydrogen oxygen) generator for your vehicle to receive free energy that's available from water. See how it works for any combustion engine from boats to cars , diesel or gas burning. Check out a working model we put into our RV engine to save gas and lower emissions. Learn about installation methods (very simple), problems with newer vehicles/their solutions, and the simple, inexpensive items needed to construct an HHO generating device for your vehicle. For more info check out HHO on youtube. 08:30 @ Dart PLEASair unknown Cock n' Waffle, The



9:30 AM



Storytelling for Kids



1:30



10:00 AM



Alcohol is Awesome mtg: Shotgun a Beer



1:00



10:00 AM



HHO your vehicle,the myth and reality



10:00 AM



Jivamukti Yoga Class w Sandhi



2:00



www.jivamuktiyoga.com



08:00 @ Esplanade Philadelphia Experiment (within Fifth Dimension)



10:00 AM



Morning Continuum - Inspired Movement



1:30



Open your day connecting to your inner river of sensation. Dive into movement, sound & breath that spirals you to touch your authentic self. Curiously inquire into what is actually occurring in your body. MOVE with wonder, joy & the greening of your inner landscape. Please bring a mat or blanket for comfort. Presented by Tashawashunkata.



07:00 @ Esplanade Deep Heaven: Living the Dream



10:30 AM



4th Annual Black Rock City Criterium (bicycle race)



1:30



5 races: kids, womens, non-standard, open and 09:00 @ Portal a new endurance event! Doping/feed station. Fu*king Unicorn Camp Ride, cheer, heckle, or play in other bike games. Ground. Deep connection. Hip-openers. Heart opening, Back-bends. Flower. Asana, bandha, pranayama, chanting. Tall trees have deep roots. 05:00 @ Dart Costco Soulmate Trading Outlet (within Nectar Village)



10:30 AM



MULADHARA - ANAHATA: Yoga to Free the Heart.



3:20



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Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Start Time

10:45 AM



Event

Ecstatic Dance Wave - all-playa, tune to BMiR



Duration Description

1:30



Location / Camp



ecstatic dance @rythmwave camp & playa wide 04:30 @ Allante via BMIR - set your camp/art car up to Relaxomatic Plushitorium participate in a 1 hr. dance wave. music begins @ 11sharp Every Sunday, I take part in a 2-hour long dance experience we call ecstatic dance. There is a format, a special set of music that starts out slow, builds and then cools down. The result is a a lot of movement, contact, and often, ecstacy. My dream is to communicate with radio stations all over the world to coordinate a large scale dance experience for anyone who would like to participate. We would prepare the set of music, provide it to each radio station, provide some instructions for any individuals or groups who would like to experience the dance, in various languages, and on the day chosen, millions of people would share this dance experience. This is my dream. We're going to try this on a small scale (50,000 people) at Burning Man this summer, and I would love to springboard from there! "Why Clothes Camp" will be the meeting place 07:00 @ Esplanade and sponsor for the "First Wednesday" Nude Art Tribal Thunder Rides to selected Art Pieces on the playa. Join us at 11am for the bike ride, art appreciation, light libations. The ride leaves from the "Why Clothes Camp"- we'll post our location as soon as we have our address. Stop by the camp to check out the schedule on the chalk board. Come learn how to subdue campmates-gone07:30 @ Dart wild! Closing distance, clinching, and Debase Camp takedowns - oh my! All experience levels and ages welcome. Don't forget water! Our 11:00am classes focus on fundamentals of the day's topic. Each class will begin with a warm-up, move into technique instruction, and wrap up with live partner drills. Get first hand experience at modern martial arts and combat sports. Exciting, que no? Experienced martial artists are encouraged to come to the first hour and stay for the second (12:00am-1:00pm) - which will be more of an open mat session. You are welcome to share your own techniques, discuss/drill advanced moves, and spar with appropriate protective gear. We insist that if you want to participate in the open mat, you must also have attended one of the basics classes or otherwise know the instructors. Remember, this is a training environment. We will be offering courses Tues-Fri on various martial arts/aspects of fighting at the same time each day. Check our other events out! Like a splinter in the minds eye, there are thoughts and memories that abide. We find that the anonymous sharing of this energy is a spiritual release and a purification. Camp Secret Exchange offers the opportunity for all to let go of their burning secrets by transferring them to our capable hands. Post your secret on our boards to be burned at the temple, tell us your secrets in safety and privacy, release your secrets into a sealed box, record your secret Lynx leads an informal, interactive exchange of knowledge on a wide range of martial arts. No attitudes or aggression, just an honest desire to share and learn with other devotees. Primary focus will be unarmed styles. 01:15 @ Center Camp Secret Exchange Camp



11:00 AM



"First Wednesday" Nude Art Ride



2:00



11:00 AM



Black Rock City Combat Club Clinch Fighting Fundamentals



1:00



11:00 AM



Camp Secret Exchange



6:00



11:00 AM



Martial Arts Jam



1:30



03:00 @ Allante Den of Iniquity



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Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Start Time

11:00 AM



Event

Mouse Race!



Duration Description

Put on your mouse ears and join us for a race through Black Rock City! We will start at Center Camp and chase the Cheese wherever he leads, ending up at Brigit camp with Grilled Cheese sandwiches for all! Look for the guy dressed as Cheese! Camp Ellipsis is taking some time off for our poker tournament, and are looking for some experienced djs to fill the time. Please bring a demo or provide a short demonstration. Our sound 2:00



Location / Camp

unknown Breakfast at Trixie's



11:00 AM



Open Decks DJ Try Out



04:30 @ Allante Electric Dayglo LOVEpark



11:00 AM



Past Life Regression Group Session



Everyone has a karmic cycle and the better we 03:00 @ Portal understand it the easier it is to understand Poisoned Palace ourselves and why/how we react/respond to the world the way we do. This session will contain a general understanding of the karmic cycle, how hypnosis can help us better understand this cycle and will end with a general Past Life Regression group session. Let's talk about open relationships, how they 07:30 @ Fairlane work, how they don't work and how loving, open Comfort & Joy communication makes all the difference. Come share your story, ask questions, and learn from others around you. Hosted by Comfort & Joy, with help from the experienced, friendly folks at Poly Paradise. Come to our week-daily Deviant Recess! Today 09:00 @ Portal Athena will be hosting Pin the what? On the Deviant Playground who? Drink with us while we play a Deviant spin on this classic kids' game. The great American pastime, baseball(!), played 03:30 @ Dart with a crazy whirly-swirly plastic orb designed to Freedomcommunity make you miss every time you swing, batter. it cannot be thrown or hit a great distance, creating a relatively level playing field for participants of all skill sets. come one & all to join in the festivities, and be sure to wear your tighty whiteys (um, little white brief underwear). it is your mandatory uniform. no shirts; only ball caps and shoes may complement your cutest skivvies. see Dirty D and the boysterous knights when you arrive. we'll make quick teams and play as full a game as is available for as much time as we have within the two-hour window. The Ojo de Dios, or God s Eye talisman, 08:30 @ Fairlane originated with the Huichol Indians of Mexico. Point Being The Huichol call their God s eyes "Sikuli," which means "the power to see and understand things unknown." The four points of the basic Ojo pattern represent the four elements earth, fire, water, and air. Ojos are used as protective talismans, especially for children. When a child is born, a central eye is woven by the father, then one eye is added for every year of the child s life until the child reaches the age of five. Ojos are woven by other First People cultures in the Americas, among them the Ayamara Indians of Bolivia, the Hopi, and the Navaho. Similar woven crosses can also be found in Tibet, where they are called "mdos" or "namkha" and are created as a temporary dwelling or "temenos" for a deity during ritual practice. They evolved from the earlier Bon religion in Tibet, where they were used to ward away evil. Materials will be provided for both simple and complex Ojos, so all ages - even the littlest people - can participate.



11:00 AM



Queer Poly Discussion Group



1:00



11:00 AM



Recess!



12:30



11:00 AM



Tighty Whitey Whiffle Ball



2:00



11:00 AM



Weave an Ojo de Dios (God's Eye)



12:00



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Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Start Time

12:00 PM



Event

Anusara Yoga with Hagar



Duration Description

1:30 Come and play! Step deeper into the magic of the playa, into your own magical being! Open your mind and body to the revelation of your heart! Join us in the Shadyvil dome for 90 minutes of pure hot Bikram Yoga. Come hydrated. Bring a mat and towel. Great for beginners, all levels welcome. Experienced fighter or martial artist? Come to the BRC-CC to train, share your knowledge, and spar. Please meet instructors at a beginners class (11am) prior to showing up at an advanced class and keep in mind that the BRC-CC is a training environment. Make sure to bring water. If you are new to striking or want to focus on fundamentals, check out our beginners class. We will be offering courses Tues-Fri on various martial arts/aspects of fighting at the same time each day. Check our other events out! Cuddle in shade, eat Cookies w/chilled milk, watch Flash Gordon & Big Trouble in Little China, toss around pillows! Vegan option avail. Embody Grace with Sofiah a playful and prayerful expression of the self through dance Embody Grace is a guided movement exploration created by Sofiah to bring you an expanded sense of your body in stillness and motion. Fusing aspects of yoga, martial arts, free-form dance, Tantric breath work and meditation, Sofiah guides you with her singing and spoken word through exercises to awaken you into the now and into your beautiful moving body. Multi-level class to discover your sexy sensual self through hooping. Your hoop is a conduit to well being, abundance, exploration!



Location / Camp

09:15 @ The Wheel Yogi & Delta's Asana-Mania



12:00 PM



Bikram Yoga



1:30



10:00 @ 4:30 Portal Shady Waffle



12:00 PM



Black Rock City Combat Club Advanced Clinch Fighting



1:00



07:30 @ Dart Debase Camp



12:00 PM



Cult & Cookies



4:00



06:30 @ Esplanade Arachnophobia 02:00 @ Hummer Energy Riders



12:00 PM



Embody Grace with Sofiah



1:45



12:00 PM



HoopCandy



1:00



04:30 @ Edsel Tierra del Fuego



12:00 PM



How to start a housing co-op workshop



12:00



Learn the basic logistics of how to start, 04:00 @ Esplanade organize, and run a housing cooperative. Learn Lost Penguin Cafe (The) the process from renting/buying to getting a loan to dividing up jobs & chores. Our student co-op (Lothlorien) has been running since 1976. Come with questions or simply a desire to learn! Come enjoy spicey bloody mary's with home made pickles with the Lamplighters and stick around to light the city! 05:15 @ The Wheel Lamplighter Village



12:00 PM



Lamplighter Bloody Mary Brunch



4:00



12:00 PM



Play!



2:00



Remember what it was like to play? To slip into 06:30 @ Esplanade a world where the sky was not the limit, and you Avant Yard could be anything? Why did we ever stop? Come down and join Aubrey in reawakening that side of ourselves where anything and everything is possible. Come join Camp Ellipsis for a no limit texas 04:30 @ Allante holdem game playa style. Show up early and Electric Dayglo LOVEpark bring something to trade for the buy in. We will also have open decks. So djs bring your demos.



12:00 PM



Texas Holdem Tournament



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Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Start Time

12:00 PM



Event

Therapeutic Massage Workshop



Duration Description

2:00 Learn how to give a gentle deep-tissue massage. Today's session focuses on the back, neck, arms, and chest. This is a non-sexual massage done respectfully nude or in underwear. Each person needs to be reasonably clean. Bring your own towel or sheet to lay on. Bringing a partner is recommended, but not required. Beginners are welcome.



Location / Camp

07:30 @ Fairlane Comfort & Joy



12:00 PM



When Your Love Leaves Marks



1:30



This class will focus on Pain and the 04:00 @ Allante administration thereof. We will explore what it's Temple Camp like to dance on the edge of pain thresholds and how to come crashing through them. We'll work on how to keep 'em laughing even when they're crying, and we'll look at how to keep them coming back for more....once the scars heal. This class is not for beginners or the faint of heart. 3rd annual Catholic Schol Girl Party on Artcar Cloud 9 After two years of overwhelming success your favorite ArtCar Cloud 9 is once again inviting all Catholic School Girls to put on that plaid skirt take a ride on The Cloud. Party all day and special Pick up 3pm at center camp. Maps and models to change ourselves and change the world an experiential session with Alex Gordon-Brander This year under a very cool shade structure of ManyfestDestiny we get together for the 2nd time to recite love Poems by Rumi. We share our feelings and thoughts and relate the sacred words to our daily life experiences. You can get what you seek out of Rumi's sacred words of Truth. Would love to also reflect on the poetry and creative writting aspect of these peoms, writers and poets honor us with your presence. Come play America's favorite game of chance. We'll provide the daubers - you bring the Grandmas. We'll be playing a variety of games, not all of 'em you grandma would approve of. As a nod to this year's theme, join us for potatoe- 07:30 @ Gremlin based victuals as we honour America's greatest Post-Apocalyptic Dust Pirates heroe. The ultimate bike seat padding. Adult diapers. That's right folks, slip on your adult diapers and join us for a ride around the playa. Sonya Sophia leads this Your Emotional Body is 02:00 @ Hummer the interface between your own soul's loving Energy Riders guidance and your physical reality. In this workshop you will take an emotional shower of self- love, self- acceptance and selfforgiveness while tapping on the meridians of the body. You will cleanse old negative mental debris, becoming clear, luminous, more beautiful and powerful, physically, emotionally and spiritually. It is our intent to give you a tool to take with you, to help you quickly realize and activate your Divine Purpose. Come get your shine on from the inside out! in the Yurts of Pantheogenesis Temple. unknown Cloud Camp



12:01 PM



3rd annual Catholic Schol Girl Party on Artcar Cloud 9



6:00



12:30 PM



MAGICAL PRIMER II: The Kabbalah and the Tao



1:30



02:00 @ Hummer Energy Riders 07:30 @ Bonneville ManyFest Destiny



1:00 PM



2nd Annual Rumi Poetry



2:00



1:00 PM



BINGO!



1:00



1:00 PM



Dan Quayle Memorial Potatoe Luncheon



1:00



1:00 PM



Diapered bike ride



1:00



1:00 PM



EFT: Emotional Freedom Technique for Enlightenment & Inner Beauty



2:30



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Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Start Time

1:00 PM



Event

Erotic Rope Bondage 101



Duration Description

1:00 The erotic art of rope bondage is easy to learn. Suspense Camp experts will work with you as you learn the basics of artful restraint including negotiation and safety, single- and dual-limb ties, and tying your partner to a fixed object. Participants will work with a buddy or small group. Participants only; Suspense Camp restricts photography and substances. Hell's Haoles will get your asses moving! Class will teach really basic, easy to learn, hula moves. No Don Ho tunes, we promise!



Location / Camp

03:00 @ Edsel SurlyCamp



1:00 PM



Hula Workshop



12:45



03:00 @ Fairlane InJustUs



1:00 PM



Natural Building and the New World



1:00



Ancient traditions and techniques of 01:15 @ The Wheel construction are finding an increasingly visible Earth Guardians place in industrial culture. Why? This talk is an introduction to the practice called natural building and what it has to offer a civilization that must learn to repair the living systems that it depends upon. Massy Burke of the Solar Living Institute will be giving the talk. How to tempt, tease, and TIE your tasty treats! Learn basic ties and communication that blows the clothes off your prospective partners. 09:00 @ Esplanade Black Rock City Canoe Club (within ...and then there's only LOVE.) 08:30 @ Dart Fairy Land (within Avalon Village)



1:00 PM



Rope Seduction



2:00



1:00 PM



Sock Poi



1:00



We have about 80 sets of stripey-sock tennis ball poi to give out, as we have in previous years. We also provide some music and try to provide some basic instruction. This year, however, my poi dancers are elsewhere, so I can use some help from people that want to share basic moves with beginners. Regardless, the first 80 people get a set of sock poi!



1:00 PM



Start your own cult!



12:45



How to start your own cult for fun and profit (and 10:00 @ 4:30 Portal groupies! lots and lots of groupies!) with Jas. Shady Waffle Come talk about what makes Disco Disco, history, varying styles, hits and rarities, modern disco, house music, and more. BYO disco to share! 03:00 @ Corvair UBER TUBERS



1:00 PM



Structure and Interpretation of Disco Music: A Seminar



2:00



2:00 PM



5th Annual Burning Woman Tribe Gathering!



3:00



In the days of Sappho, even before, the 03:00 @ Fairlane Goddesses would bathe one another in InJustUs fragrances, and oil their skin and do their hair, they would play the lyre and sing song, to one another. they pampered and were pampered. They played games, and napped and ate and drank. So bring it all - join the Burning Women and make this a gathering to remember! It s a day for the Burning Women Tribe to gather and be the wonderful women we are. Traditionally we each bring something to share, what that something is, is totally up too you. It can be anything, food, drink, nail polish, lotion, crafts, gifts, music, art, dance, hair braiding, and stories. Please come share your self and meet the other wonderful women of this Tribe. Bring things to pamper and make one feel goddess like. Whatever that means to you, like: Lotion for feet and hands, Foot pedicure things, Hand manicure things, drinkable items, adornments, hair things, body paint, massage oil etc. Tips on giving quick & effective advice. Become 03:00 @ Portal one of our volunteers or just go out to the great Advice Booth Camp beyond helping any who might be struggling.



2:00 PM



Advice 101



1:00



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Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Start Time

2:00 PM



Event

Beards, Beers & Underwear (Teabaggers Ball)



Duration Description

2:00 Wear only your underwear and start growing your beard now for the return of Full Serve-Self Serve's beer bust and teabagging party. Woo Hoo! Hairy balls on your hairy face. What could be better? Plenty of ice-cold PBR on hand. (Ladies with fake beards are again welcome at this event!) A Playa Favorite!!!



Location / Camp

09:00 @ Portal Fu*king Unicorn Camp



2:00 PM



Beginning Escrima via Knife Fighting



1:30



Experience the basics of Escrima, a Philippine 07:30 @ Dart martial art, as they apply to knife fighting. We'll Debase Camp start with footwork, move to angles, explore situationals, and finish with some light knife sparring. Bring a 9" bit of wood dowel for your practice knife and gloves but we'll have some on hand, and be ready to have some fun as you explore this very direct martial art. Grab your favorite booty shorts and head on over to Camp Make Good Choices. We know the playa is making your booty hot and dusty. So, come cool that fine booty down! The booty short booty bonzai is the event for you. Come participate! I am creating a full-time sustainable village in Willits,CA. If you are interested, come & chat. Ask for Jolly Roger in the Mayor's Camp in the AEZ. Has your American Dream gone awry? Looking for change? We'll help you immigrate to Canada. FOR REAL! 2:45 and Corvair Ever want to run away with the circus? Well, now you can! We will be having a fun time, but don't let' the clown sergeant catch you slacking off. We have juggling, unicycling, slackline, trapeze, whip cracking and other fun toys. Come play with us! Join us in exploring the playa we'll find other camps, raid them, and attempt to claim them as our own discovery. March with us as our imposing army colonizes BRC, one camp at a time. Some Imperial paraphernalia will be provided. Come and Shaka' your dirty rump with divided If it's Funky, Deep, Booty Shakin' and spacey it's at the Duck Pond's Deep Bump. Marina and Max of Debasecamp lead a discussion of Eckhart Tolle's "A New Earth." Bring your copy if you have it. Come get your awareness on! 04:30 @ Corvair Camp Makin' Bacon



2:00 PM



Booty Short Booty Bonzai



1:00



2:00 PM



Build a village



1:00



06:30 @ Dart At the Mayor's Camp (within Alternative Energy Zone Village) 04:15 @ The Wheel Fort Kanuckistan 07:30 @ Edsel Circus Boot Camp



2:00 PM



Canadian Immigration Service



3:00



2:00 PM



Circus Skill Play Time



2:00



2:00 PM



Columbus and Cowboys



1:00



07:30 @ Allante Bubble Lounge (within MalMart) unknown Krishna Camp 04:30 @ Allante TOTEM Massage & Chill



2:00 PM



Conquer Black Rock City



3:00



2:00 PM



DEEP BUMP



2:00



2:00 PM



Eckhart Tolle's "A New Earth" discussion group



2:00



07:30 @ Dart Debase Camp



2:00 PM



Entheon Village DreamRise Lecture and Workshop Series - "ReImagining the Americ



1:30



This year's Entheon Village came together 02:00 @ Hummer under the auspices of serving greater needs in Energy Riders the world around us. Our container build-out project was designed to provide durable kitchen, shower, bunk, and toilet space inside shipping containers that can be dispatched to disaster relief scenarios wherever they occur in the world. The Pantheogenesis Temple was conceived to provide a deep spiritual experience through a vision of unity, embodied divinity, and healing. Core members of Entheon Village and the Pantheogenesis Temple will come together to talk about this year's camp, and share their visions for reinventing the American Dream.



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Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Start Time

2:00 PM



Event

Erotic Massage for Men



Duration Description

2:00



Location / Camp



Experience the power of sacred sexuality in this 07:30 @ Fairlane hands-on, clothes-off workshop. We will Comfort & Joy practice the basics of breathwork and erotic massage as taught by the Body Electric School, which can lead to extended, full-body orgasm and an altered mind-state conducive to spiritual insights. Now in its fifth year on the playa (and first at Comfort & Joy!), the workshop focuses on the male body, though women can participate as givers of massage. Note: if you re looking to get off, this isn t for you this is a non-ejaculatory practice that stimulates and spreads erotic energy through the body. It is very hot, but it isn t sex; there is no sexual interaction between the giver and receiver except for the massage itself, and boundaries will be respected. Come early; latecomers and spectators will not be admitted, and we ve had to turn people away every year. The way it works is for about 20-30 minutes we all learn breathwork (for the person receiving massage) and massage techniques (for the giver). We then pair up and do it. As the giver of massage, you re really all about the pleasure of the person receiving. As the receiver, you re not reciprocating or groping or doing anything other than being in your body and your experience. Loud music is playing, and after about 30-40 minutes there s the intense crescendo of breath and massage and sound and energy and it culminates in this particular breath and hold, which is held held held held and finally released with all the amazing energy circulating through the body what some people call a full body orgasm. Quixote s Cabaret Club and Bar is proud to host 08:30 @ Dart the fourth annual Euroburners Meet n Greet. Quixote s Cabaret Club and Are you a European on the Playa? Do you just Bar (within Avalon Village) want to meet Europeans on the Playa? Powerless to resist so many cute accents in such a small space? Then come along from 2pm on Wednesday. This is a great way to bond with parent and child 05:30 @ Dart young and old. Taught by a New York dancer Hot Monkey Sox (within and teacher, the family will explore their creative Kidsville) sides through movement. Learn some great group dances, some fun lifting, and even create your own family performance. A great day of fun, laughs, and memories. All welcome! Join the lodge members of the royal order of the 09:00 @ Esplanade Inebriati for the annual initiation party. Spin the Image Node WII (wheel of inebriate initiations) to see which ritual with unknown dogma you will endure to try and become a member of this exclusive society. In accordance with prophecy, the only level 30 grand master, "Bodie" will be attending the event. Calling all Kinetic Sculpture Racers and other 06:30 @ Dart large human-powered vehicles for a Puritanica (within Silicon RALLY/meet-n-greet at the Silicon Village Village) Plaza. Enjoy live music and drinks at the Hair of the Dog and see the other Silicon Village features. smitty and may west met in the sixth grade and 07:30 @ Fairlane haven't matured much since. Quick Fix Camp recurring favorites at radio electra, this year they plan to get their country on with gems like "are you drinkin with me jesus?", "she thinks my tractor's sexy", and "rednecks, white socks and blue ribbon beer".



2:00 PM



Euroburners' Meet 'n' Greet



3:00



2:00 PM



Family Dance!



1:30



2:00 PM



Inebriati's Libation Liberation



2:00



2:00 PM



Kinetic Sculpture Rally



3:00



2:00 PM



may west and smitty on radio electra 89.9



2:00



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Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Start Time

2:00 PM



Event

Pandora's Costume Repair Workshop Smooching for 3 or More



Duration Description

2:00 Come get some assistance with costume completion or repair at Pandora's FixIt Shoppe.



Location / Camp

09:30 @ 9:00 Portal Pancake Playhouse



2:00 PM



1:00



For couples looking to meet and smooch other 09:00 @ Fairlane couples, for groups of smoochers looking for Slutgarden practice/tips, this workshop covers how to handle yourself in that delightful kissing pileup! Bringing your own smoochfriends is best -- If we can't find a group for you, we ll kindly ask you to come back another time to make space for those who do bring smooch-partners. This is a lips-on experience gawkers will be asked to leave. Life on the playa is rough but that doesn t mean unknown your hands have to be! Come get a soothing Mike's Birthday hand massage with your choice of scented lotions and potions. Or, enhance your Playawear with a manicure and polish. Show those you touch that you care nothing says First Class better than soft, smooth hands. Featured on all domestic flights, Mon, Wed, Fri 2:00 - 4:00 Frolic with the Mystick Krewe of Unitardicornia Mardi Gras style parade! 03:00 @ Allante Booby Bar (within Terminal City), The unknown Big Time Camp



2:00 PM



Soothing Hand Jobs



2:00



2:00 PM



Unitardicorn Frolic



1:00



2:00 PM



Utah Rob's Kite Klub



Join Utah Rob for an exciting afternoon of tactical and evasive kite flying!! 1:00



2:30 PM



Erotic Rope Bondage For Bottoms



Tips and tricks from experts on how you can 03:00 @ Edsel heighten your enjoyment as a person who likes SurlyCamp (or thinks they might like) to be tied up. Negotiation, communication, head space, play style, and productive experimentation are just a few of the topics we'll explore in this round-table workshop. Tops (people who like to do the tying) can benefit from this discussion too! Appropriate for all genders and orientations. Participants only; Suspense Camp restricts photography and substances. Any musicians drummers dancers welcomed to jam. This will be our 8th year We have performed together spontaneously. Meeting here to jam gives us another opportunity for participation, making new music friends to play with during the week and year to come. Ever wondered how those amazing land forms all around Black Rock City? Come and learn how they formed and what they're about from the famous geologic lecture team of Stan West and Mike Bilbo. NASA s too chicken-shit to land the Space Shuttle here ("...they PROMISED!!"), but we re not! Join us at the Playa's only crash landed First Class airplane disco go-go dance club and Happy Hour Bar! Captains Mackin', RocketMotor, and Konstruct, your hosts... with a bevy of wonderful stewardesses! Ever heard anyone say "i'm not creative?" Bollocks! Everyone is creative. Come by and embrace your natural creativity. Drop-ins welcome. Playa rugby promises to devolve into a singalong boat-race of horrible and debauched songs led by real live Canadians. 10:15 @ The Wheel Fire Conclave Convergence



2:30 PM



FireFingers Tribal Love In



3:30



2:30 PM



Geology of the Black Rock Desert



1:00



01:15 @ The Wheel Earth Guardians



3:00 PM



Windshear Wednesday" @ PLEASair



5:00



07:30 @ Corvair Playfully Yours



3:00 PM



Creativity



2:00



06:30 @ Esplanade Avant Yard



3:00 PM



Depraved Drinking Songs



2:00



04:30 @ Allante TOTEM Massage & Chill



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Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Start Time

3:00 PM



Event

DIY Dildo



Duration Description

1:00 Sexcraft workshop to mold your own dreamtoy. Use sculpey to shape every bump and ridge, then bake for a clean, sterilized toy to play with! Come and enjoy Deviant Playgrounds FrankenAnimal Lab where stuffed animals are thrown into bizaare and interesting experiments that leave them inexplicably altered into newer and better animals. Construct your own diabolical stuffed re-creation Dr. Frankenstein style. Stuffed animals, torture devices, spare body parts, lab space, and thread provided so that you can create your ultimate creature.



Location / Camp

07:30 @ Allante Orgasmateria Pleasure Lab (within Asylum Village) 09:00 @ Portal Deviant Playground



3:00 PM



Franken-Animal Lab



3:00



3:00 PM



Games people play!



2:00



Think You Got Game? 08:30 @ The Wheel Come try your hand, body, mind, and soul at the Liminal Labs Games People Play! Let your inner child run rampant! Thousands of years ago, the Jewish people 08:00 @ Esplanade wandered in the desert for 40 years searching Kostume Kult (within Nyrvana for the promised land. That's determination! Village) This year, in the Black Rock Desert, dress like you're fleeing Egyptian slavelords and join Moses, Aaron and the whole Heeb posse for 40 (minutes, not years) as we find our roots by wandering, eating matzah, parting a red sea, worshiping a golden calf, getting some commandments, and maybe getting rewarded with a little milk and honey. Goys and Shicksas welcome! This is the now-traditional annual meetup of 03:00 @ Portal NEW ZEALANDERS (Kiwiburners)& friends. Poisoned Palace This year we will have a daytime meetup at Kiwi regional Yonderman's camp at POLYPARADISE (home of the famous Human Carcass Wash & Poly Hi Tea). Come with a drink or two and have a good old kiwi yarn about it all...I will also do my best to convince you to come to our next Kiwiburn regional event downunder in Feb 09 heh heh we have ways of making you act... :-)



3:00 PM



Jews Wandering in the Desert



12:40



3:00 PM



KIWIBURNER Annual Gathering



2:00



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Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Start Time

3:00 PM



Event

Obscenity Laws - A Lecture and Public Discussion



Duration Description

1:30 Most people are unaware that the United States government believes it can tell you what you can and cannot watch in the privacy of your own home. After all, the First Amendment says, in part, Congress shall make no law ... abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press... But in yet an attempt to curry favor from the Religious Right, the Bush Administration is conducting another one of its wars, this one targeting sexual expression. In an attempt to control its citizens thoughts, and to legislate morality to conform to Judeo-Christian mores, the department of justice has stepped up its battle against consensual adult sexual expression. A prominent First Amendment attorney (we call him Lazlo...) who is on the front lines of this battle against censorship, will give a lecture entitled "The Intractable Obscenity Problem." The lecture will involve the history of obscenity laws in the United States, the government s attempt to censor sexual expression, and a recap of recent federal obscenity prosecutions. He will also discuss the injustice (and absurdity) of the government s attempt to enforce community moral standards on sexual expression by consenting adults which is intended to be received, in private, by other consenting adults. The lecture will be followed by a question and answer period followed by a public discussion of the issues raised. WARNING: This discussion will deal in a frank and open manner with issues peripherally involving sexuality. While no visual materials will be provided, it is, never-the-less, not appropriate for minors without parental supervision, or for those who may be offended by candid discussions of a sexually explicit nature. DISCLAIMER: The lecture, question/answer segment, and discussion group will involve only general and historical information and will not provide legal advise and/or answers to specific legal questions. If you have a question as to specific legal issues, you should consult with an attorney familiar with the issues presented by your individual situation.



Location / Camp

09:00 @ Esplanade Black Rock City Canoe Club (within ...and then there's only LOVE.)



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Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Start Time

3:00 PM



Event

Obscenity Laws - A Lecture and Public Discussion



Duration Description

4:30 Most people are unaware that the United States government believes it can tell you what you can and cannot watch in the privacy of your own home. After all, the First Amendment says, in part, "Congress shall make no law ... abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press..." But in yet an attempt to curry favor from the Religious Right, the Bush Administration is conducting another one of its " wars," this one targeting sexual expression. In an attempt to control its citizens thoughts, and to legislate morality to conform to Judeo-Christian mores, the department of "justice" has stepped up its battle against consensual adult sexual expression. A prominent First Amendment attorney (we call him Lazlo...) who is on the front lines of this battle against censorship, will give a lecture entitled "The Intractable Obscenity Problem." The lecture will involve the history of obscenity laws in the United States, the government's attempt to censor sexual expression, and a recap of recent federal obscenity prosecutions. He will also discuss the injustice (and absurdity) of the government's attempt to enforce community moral standards on sexual expression by consenting adults which is intended to be received, in private, by other consenting adults. The lecture will be followed by a question and answer period followed by a public discussion of the issues raised. WARNING: This discussion will deal in a frank and open manner with issues peripherally involving sexuality. While no visual materials will be provided, it is, never-the-less, not appropriate for minors without parental supervision, or for those who may be offended by candid discussions of a sexually explicit nature. DISCLAIMER: The lecture, question/answer segment, and discussion group will involve only general and historical information and will not provide legal advise and/or answers to specific legal questions. If you have a question as to specific legal issues, you should consult with an attorney familiar with the issues presented by your individual situation.



Location / Camp

09:00 @ Esplanade Black Rock City Canoe Club (within ...and then there's only LOVE.)



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Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Start Time

3:00 PM



Event

Playatech s Black Rock Timeshares Sales Tour!!!



Duration Description

12:30



Location / Camp



Black Rock Timeshares It is TIME to SHARE 06:30 @ Dart the American Dream! Yukoners (within Silicon Playatech is thrilled to announce Black Rock Village) Timeshares, the perfect way to LIVE and GIVE the American Dream a home of one s own! Bring us your tired, your poor, your huddled masses longing to be free and we ll bring you a radical joint venture of www.playatech.com and www.hexayurt.com that aims to take the 10 Principles everywhere. On this timeshares tour, we ll present the genesis of Playatech and Hexayurts, their history on playa, and how they converged at BM07 to create an orgiastic only-in-America convergence of environmentalism, humanitarianism, pacifism, and social capitalism: sustainable microhome timeshares that get recycled by donating them to the homeless. American Dream Home Version 2.0 Alpha: A simple box exceeding 1/3 of world housing reminds us that a billion humans lack shelter, and two billion yearn for the American Dream: a HOME. In a polluted world with dwindling resources, they can t all have it! Or can they? We ll see. Please help. Live well, give well. Playatech: Taking the American Dream TO the World, Not FROM It. Experience the healing power of drums, rattles, bells, flutes, singing bowls, & gongs. Healing by shamanic sound healer Jon Reinschreiber 02:00 @ Hummer Energy Riders



3:00 PM



Sound Healing



1:00



3:00 PM



The Damn Fuckin Texans Radio Show



4:00



Tune into 99.5 FM (RFBM) on Wednesday from 03:00 @ Esplanade 3 - 7 pm to see how "Damn Fuckin' Texan" this Broken Saddle Saloon & camp can be. We'll be continuing our tradition of Whorehouse, (within Gigsville) offending and satisfying all, but across the radio ether this year. Then come see us in Gigsville for a cold beer... Let your inner Princess OUT! Yes dear, being a 03:00 @ Corvair PROPER Tea Party, cucumber sandwiches UBER TUBERS shall be served. But of course, they shall be accompanied by the VERY FINEST in teas of ice. Bring your own tiara or have your manservant make one with the high quality materials that we graciously provide. No properly attired Princess should be allowed to just flit about without the correct regal accoutrement to complement her raiment. Well mannered fun for all ages, yes, even you, Mister Princess! Held in collaboration with the hosts of the Miss Black Rock City 2008 Pageant. Come get you tiara on at the Hive! On par with the fraternizing games in Revenge of the Nerds, Midnight Ridazz will be hosting a lapped relay race on toddler size bicycles. Depending how may people show up, it could turn into a tournament. Awesome. 04:30 @ Gremlin Merkin Dream



3:00 PM



Tiara Tea Time with Miss Sarah Purple Princess



2:00



3:00 PM



Toddler Size Bicycle Race!



2:00



3:00 PM



Tour De Playa



1:00



Do you like to ride? Do you like to ride FAST? 03:00 @ Esplanade Do you like to ride FAST and FAR? Ride with us Ea-cuP-Tay (within Gigsville) around the outer circle all the way around. Jealousy is a relationship destroyer and social 03:00 @ Portal toxin. Whether you're monogamous, Poisoned Palace polyamorous, celibate, or whatever, you've either experienced jealousy or been the target of jealous behaviors. By working through our own jealousy, exploring as opposed to ignoring it, we build stronger relationships and are able to live with greater generosity and joy.



3:00 PM



Understanding Jealousy



2:00



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Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Start Time

3:30 PM



Event

Burners Without Borders Panel Discussion



Duration Description

1:30



Location / Camp



Over the last 3 years, BWB has emerged as a 02:00 @ Hummer community led, grassroots group that addresses Energy Riders gaping needs where existing cultural and societal systems are failing. They worked in disaster relief after Hurricane Katrina, and last year, they went to Peru following an 8.0 earthquake that devastated the region. Come hear about what they lived, and how you can get involved in BWB. Experience the artistry of the Flow Temple! Live harp, vocals and percussion co-creating mystical art with Flow Dancers. 04:30 @ Corvair pro leisure tour



3:30 PM



Flow Temple at Center Camp



1:00



3:30 PM



Negotiating Sex with B.E.D.



1:00



B.E.D. (Bureau of Erotic Discourse) is a grass 03:00 @ Allante roots organization committed to education about Booby Bar (within Terminal social communication, identifying and City), The expressing desires and boundaries, with a special focus on sexual assault prevention. Teaching through discussion and role playing, B.E.D is emphatically sex positive, friendly to all orientations, and conducts playshops throughout the week, so come on up and join us in B.E.D.! Join us for poker, burning man-style. Remember, you can't win if you don't playa. 09:00 @ Portal Star Factory



3:30 PM



Playa Hold 'em



1:00



3:30 PM



Rope Bondage Rides -- Get Suspended!



2:00



Hang upside down and giggle madly, or feel the 03:00 @ Edsel quiet bliss of being bound and swinging slowly. SurlyCamp Our expert shibari artists will be on hand to show you all sorts of rope-based fun, from full suspension to body binding or maybe just tips and tricks you can take home with you. Appropriate for all genders and orientations. Suspense Camp restricts photography and substances. 80s Tennis Revival & Pimm's Royal Reception. Relive the best of 80s tennis with classic matches recreated, or reimagined. Navratilova vs. Becker, McEnroe vs. Graf, Evert-Lloyd vs. Borg, and so on. Pimm's reception in the Royal Enclosure 04:30 @ Bonneville Temple of the Seventh Ray



4:00 PM



80's Tennis to the Max



2:00



4:00 PM



Active Chanting w/ Friends of R2D2



2:00



Various musicians will provide electronic drones 02:00 @ Hummer over which all guests are invited to sing freely, Energy Riders as the Spirit moves them. Hey Yall! Come on by Camp Crazy Horse for the 2nd annual Gombo Cookout, South Alabama style. Eat, rock, and be merry. Feeling down? Dont risk sobriety! See Dr. Tequila for a thorough checkup. Meds provided on site! We accept: HMO, PPO, TLC, MDMA, SEX, THC. A time and place for the future-minded to meet and discuss emerging trends and what may come. Also, a great variety of teas! 10:00 @ Esplanade Crazy Horse 06:00 @ Dart Camp Green Zone



4:00 PM



Crazy Horse Gumbo Cookout



5:00



4:00 PM



Dr. Drinkya Tequila



3:00



4:00 PM



Futurology World Cafe



1:30



03:00 @ Dart VW Bus Camp



4:00 PM



Intro to Rope Bondage and Kink



2:00



Lynx (Camp Arachnid) will lead a newcomer 03:00 @ Allante friendly workshop in rope bondage. Arriving with Den of Iniquity rope and a partner encouraged but not required. The class will cover a short overview of BDSM play, practice for everyone in working with rope, and may address other topics as requested by the class. No photos, for people 18 and older only please!



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Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Start Time

4:00 PM



Event

IT'S ABOUT LOVE!



Duration Description

2:00



Location / Camp



Healing the Wounds of Love 06:30 @ Allante The conclusion is always the same: Love Potion Camp Love is the most powerful and still the most unknown energy in the world. Teilhard de Chardin In ancient Greece they lived by a proverb, "The god that wounds, heals." If we have been wounded in the province of love, then the healing must come through love. Come take a visionary Shamanic Journey to help call forth your most burning love problems, the ones that are up for healing. Come by the Garden of Hedon for drinks and 10:00 @ Dart frog kissing. Your kiss may be all it takes to free Garage Mahal your prince and/or princess! Bring your friend, bring your lover, bring your friend you want to be your lover! Come to connect and play with each other. 02:00 @ Bonneville Brooklyn, Ca



4:00 PM



Kiss The Frog And Find Your Prince/Princess Party



3:00



4:00 PM



Partner Yoga



5:30



4:00 PM



Playa Book of Records Relay Race



1:00



Join us at Playa Book of Records for a zany 09:00 @ Hummer relay race (teams of 4). Please come by and set Planetarium Camp a Playa record (records set all day long)! Learn the art of poi at !Zoom!. Equipment provided but please bring them if you have them. Spinners of all levels and toys welcome. Treat yourself before submitting to Reform 07:30 @ Allante School! Pre-PRS Pampering for true Orgasmateria Pleasure Lab princesses, fawning and flattering, and a special (within Asylum Village) )'( trim of your "palace garden." The mark of an American City is membership in the world's oldest service club: Rotary International. Come to our inaugural meeting and learn how over 500,000 leaders worldwide are eradicating Polio and improving their communities! Meet in the shadow of The Man Wed @4pm. A series of silly events involving modified bicycles. Cheating is a must, but keep it safe. Don t let me catch you trying too hard Maggot! Recently diagnosed or years out of cancer treatment? Ama Dawn "Spoons" will teach you some basic massage skills you can use on yourself or your loved one. Focus will be specific for those who participate, based on current condition, type of cancer and treatments. Modalities include foot reflexology, acupressure, swedish, with attention paid to supporting your organs and preventing lymph edema. Please bring a towel and/or yoga mat, and/or chair with you for your comfort during the workshop. Please visit www.AmassageSF.com for more information, and feel welcome to call me with questions. (415) 218-1477 (San Francisco / Berkeley, CA). A Slow Flow Yoga class for all levels. Bring water and a mat if you have it. Asana, meditation and pranayama. Yum! Super Heros and Housewives Happy Hour! Don your favorite ruffly panties and apron or speedos and cape for a happy hour that will help you forget about your long day of scaling large art projects in a single bound or dusting the playa off your tent. American Dreamtini's will be served by Camp Armageddon's own dynamic duos! unknown Unitardicorns unknown Ama Dawn Greenrose



4:00 PM



Poi Lessons



2:00



4:00 PM



Princess Pampering



1:00



4:00 PM



Rotary Club of BRC



12:30



4:00 PM



SCULimpics



3:00



4:00 PM



Self and Partner Massage for People Living With Cancer



2:00



4:00 PM



Slow Vinyasa Yoga



1:15



09:15 @ The Wheel Yogi & Delta's Asana-Mania unknown Camp BloodyMaryLand



4:00 PM



Super Heros & Housewives Happy Hour



2:00



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Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Start Time

4:00 PM



Event

The Land We Are Walking On



Duration Description

1:30



Location / Camp



The Playa - its geologic and natural history. How 07:00 @ Esplanade the Playa came to be, what went before, native Deep Heaven: Living the peoples, etc. By the well-known naturalist Dream Michael Ellis. The second gathering of folks who make their own alcohol. Bring samples of your homebrew, wine, mead, cider, or other fermented drink to share with other brewers. 06:30 @ Dart Semuta Lounge (within Silicon Village)



4:00 PM



Zymurgist Flocculation



2:00



4:20 PM



BusCamp HoopJam



3:00



One fine day, just stop by & hoop wid us! We 08:30 @ Esplanade will have the hoopahh dome/bar open whenever Boston Container Camp we feels like it, typically during the fiercest (within The Hive) windstorms. But Wed PM just before sunset we will make a point of bein home & spinnin tunes & tubes! Luv ya all! Join Moonrock for an exclusive Malt Liquor Tasting 4:20pm Wednesday. Your discriminating palate will be indulged and caressed by some of the finest Malt Liquors available on the market. Sumptuous food pairings and pleasant mood music will accompany this exquisite experience, please arrive early for the 4:20 tipping in honor of The Memorable and Venerable Tupac. 07:30 @ Edsel BRC Photo Studio - April Massirio



4:20 PM



Malt Liquor Tasting



1:00



4:30 PM



Hot Yoga: Bikram Style



1:20



26 postures & breathing exercises, the playa will 05:00 @ Dart provide a nice sweaty environment. All levels, Costco Soulmate Trading clothing optional, bring water, mat/towel. Outlet (within Nectar Village) Ancient sanscrit chants complete with chakra mudras. Facilitated by Diana Maxwell Join in with devotional kirtan chanters who blend western voices and eastern kirtan to create a mood that is soulful, mellow and timeless. tap into your inner primal being and grunt like you never have before! dress like the caveman, act like the caveman, BE THE CAVEMAN! RAAA! Après Skis BRC; Dedicates this year to the memory of our truest friend, brother & playamate: Paul Haden "Captain Shitbag" Après has lost one of their finest. Celebrate True Great North tradition at our winter wonderland. Dance to DJ tunes, play in the falling *SNOW* Retro ski dudes Snow bunnies spinners hoopers all welcome. 02:00 @ Hummer Energy Riders 05:00 @ Dart Costco Soulmate Trading Outlet (within Nectar Village) 03:00 @ Portal Z-Transform



4:30 PM



Seven Sounds of Love



12:30



4:30 PM



The Temple Bhajan Band



1:30



4:44 PM



caveman crawl



1:11



5:00 PM



Apres Ski BRC



7:00



09:00 @ Edsel Apres Ski



5:00 PM



Apres Ski BRC



7:00



09:00 @ Edsel Apres Ski



5:00 PM



Burning "Uncle" Sam Parade



2:00



A parade is organized to welcome the BBT Co. 05:00 @ The Wheel airship crew to it's new home in Burning Mary Black Rock City. Burning "Uncle" Sam leads the way! Is it a DREAM? Or is it a really fun nightmare? Calling everyone named Sam, friends of Sam, donkeys, elephants, George and Martha, Lady Liberty, Red Glare, Rocketts, Ben Franklin, Columbia, red states, blue states, Betsy Ross, eagles, doves, Yankee Doodle and the horse he rode in on. ALL are all welcome! Gather at 5pm, parade starts at 6pm Wear your RW&B Sparkles! Bring: Noise makers, instruments, picket signs, flags Liquid Apple Pie served at the end



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Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Start Time

5:00 PM



Event

Candle Opera



Duration Description

2:00



Location / Camp



The CandleOpera is an interactive, multi-media 03:30 @ Dart community event designed to unify our hearts Freedomcommunity with intention to release individual and cultural distress, and collectively create nurturing possibilities for our conscious evolution as a people. This inner-tainment activates the flow of love by facilitating compassionate awareness, invigorating and awakening the creative potential in all of us. Accessible to the general public, The CandleOpera inspires truth, beauty, love and peace for people of all ages, ethnicities, and religions actualizing universal and archetypal imagery through transformational theatre, music and dance. In survival situations, two people together=warmer. It works for water too. We can help. Bring your ready solar shower & your filthy bod. *Last year around Thursday, our camp nearly went Lord O'the Flies over water. Some people had already used most of their water on 5g/person showers. But not us... In the interest of fewer heads on sticks, we'll share this arcane skill with anyone who wants to come hop in the shower with us. Round robin style yoga class. Miss Jess will start us off with sun salutations and the class that follows will be determined by you! No teaching experience or teaching aspirations necessary. Fun, open attitude essential! 08:30 @ Esplanade Shadebearers' Temporate Zone



5:00 PM



Class: Couple's showering for water conservation



1:00



5:00 PM



Community Yoga



1:15



5:00 PM



Cruising with the Pedicabs



2:00



Three wheel bicycles for hire (gifting), If you got unknown a big bike that you share and pimped out we Mike's Birthday want to see your creativity. It all about the cheep American beer, pedicab technology, and the topless dream girls you haul around. dramtigHr leads this, second in the Dream: Earthheart series - Learn to channel our ancestors, and discern subtle fields of human lineage including Faerie, Egyptian, Avalon, animal spirits. in the Pantheogenesis Temple. Psy-breaks DJ set 02:00 @ Hummer Energy Riders



5:00 PM



Dream: Earthheart Series: 2 Reviving Our Ancestry: Living with Multiple Lineag



2:00



5:00 PM



fiG



2:00



03:00 @ Corvair UBER TUBERS



5:00 PM



Fire Staff Lessons



2:00



Learn the art of staff at !Zoom!. Equipment provided but please bring them if you have them. Spinners of all levels and toys welcome. Give your mind a rest and let your tongue trip out. Imagine. Lemons taste like candy, vinegar tastes like apple juice, Guinness tastes like chocolate milk.. come see what all the buzz is about. No, its not illegal. An intro into BDSM equip such as floggers, crops, feathers and more. A hands on class focused on the softer, playful and sensual side. Do you love Mat.Sci&Eng? Come geek about Optoelectronics, Polymers, Metallurgy, et cetera. Oh My! Multi-phase refeshments. Microstructure.



07:30 @ Portal !Zoom! 04:30 @ Gremlin WigTown



5:00 PM



Flavor Tripping



7:00



5:00 PM



Learn the Softer Sensual side of BDSM



1:00



09:00 @ Edsel Playaball Hoops Madness 03:00 @ Corvair UBER TUBERS



5:00 PM



Materials Science and Engineering Meet, Greet & Geek



1:00



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Start Time

5:00 PM



Event

Pastie Twirling workshop



Duration Description

1:00



Location / Camp



Join Headmistress Cheripop Purr of the 06:00 @ Fairlane Rosebud Burlesque Club for an introductory Sanctuary Support Camp Tassel Spinning Workshop! Get your twirl on! A free set of pasties will be available for the first 25 participants. Spare Spirit gum and double sided carpet tape is gratefully accepted! 6:30 and Bonneville (approx) Are you a spoiled little Princess who always 07:30 @ Allante gets her way? Ever wonder how exciting it might Orgasmateria Pleasure Lab feel to be treated strictly and firmly? Get a taste (within Asylum Village) of what it s like to kneel beside your pedestal for a change at PRS, a light-hearted introduction to femsub play for curious individual princesses and for couples wanting to explore bondage and discipline in the bedroom in a way that doesn't upset the relationship. David Shearer is the chief scientist at California 02:00 @ Hummer Environmental Associates and one of the Energy Riders principles of Black Rock Solar. He was a member of the Toyota Advanced Tech Group that designed the Prius. Matt Atwood is a partner in Our Future Now and a project manager for Biodiesel Systems. For the last three years he has helped create Entheon Village. The two will be on hand to lead a panel discussion on renewable technology. Come celebrate the American Dream by sucking dry America's last remaining underground sake aquifer...LEAVE NO SAKE for future generations!!! Come one, Come all, but for sure be tall. You must be THIS tall to rock a drink at our World Famous Stilter Bar. For 5-years running, the longest continually run stilter bar on the Playa! 02:00 @ Center Camp Sa-hanna-tana



5:00 PM



Princess Reform School



1:00



5:00 PM



Renewable Energy Panel Discussion



1:00



5:00 PM



Stars... Stripes... and SAKE!



2:00



5:00 PM



Stilter Bar Happy Hour



1:00



03:00 @ Corvair UBER TUBERS



5:00 PM



The Shirt-Cocker's Ball @ Spanky's Wine Bar



1:00



Hey Mr. Shirt-Cocker! 05:00 @ Esplanade You are cordially invited to attend Burningman s PlayaQ (within Spanky's Wine first ever Bar), The Shirt-Cocker s Ball For People who truly love balls Wednesday at 5pm at Spanky s Wine Bar This event will be nuts! Two hours of fun and light hearted humor. We organized his ball as both a celebration and a condemnation of the elusive playa-beast known as the shirt-cocker . Whether you stand tall or just hang out with us, you may win one of many prizes awarded in different categories (Best Shirt, Best Cock, Funniest Overall Appearance, etc). So join us! Represent! Show your pride! Show us you ve got balls! There will be a myriad of lovely ladies in attendance as admirers (and mockers) of shirtcockers. If this event is the raging success we think it will be, we will host one every year and collectively, they will be know as the shirt-cocker s balls ! There will be music and dancing. Limited beer, wine and cocktail wieners will be served (feel free to BYOB). And be sure to wear sunglasses (and maybe a nice ribbon for the little guy) for plausible deniability as there will be a group photo taken for the Burningman archives. Be a part of Burningman history or you re just another dick!



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Start Time

5:30 PM



Event

Cycle Polo



Duration Description

2:00 Unicycle and bike polo! Not for the timid! Bring body armor and polo mallets. This will be the 7th year that PolyParadise will host the AZBurner Pot Luck Gathering on the Playa. I am unsure as to the number of persons who will attend this event. In '07 we had over 200 people in attendance. Learn how to mix simple yet delicious drinks at the Playa's drunkest gated community. Please bring booze and mixers, we will provide some. 8 reps Shoulder press - 95lbs 20 reps Jumprope double unders run around block w/ 5 gal jugs 3 rounds for time ...... you bring the crazy



Location / Camp

03:30 @ Fairlane Nipple Dip/Grilled Cheese Incident 03:00 @ Portal Poisoned Palace



6:00 PM



AZBurner Gathering Annual Pot Luck



2:30



6:00 PM



Bartending 101



1:00



10:00 @ 4:30 Portal Shady Waffle 03:00 @ Fairlane Cosmic Giggle



6:00 PM



BurnFit Muscle Tea Workout



2:00



6:00 PM



DIY: Global Transformation "Sexuality"



1:30



Wed 8/27 - Sun 8/31, 6-7pm. Entheon Village 02:00 @ Hummer will host "DIY: Global Transformation", a series Energy Riders of open-mike/vox populi guided discussions that are part of the Entheon Village DreamRise Workshop series. Wednesday's topic is Gender, Sexuality, and Relationships. Come and kick our red ball around on the playa, 04:30 @ Portal bunny ears required! No athletic skill needed. Camp Little Bitty



6:00 PM



KLEPTO BUNNY BALL



6:00 PM



Olde Timey Hoe Down



3:00



You're invited to venture forth in retro-future style, Country & Western garb or Flapper finery and groove to music from the 20s to the 50s.



07:00 @ The Wheel Camp Upsie-Dasium



6:00 PM



Party Down Under



6:00



American Dream? 03:30 @ Fairlane Australian Thunder! Straya Come and play at our party down under! Help Singers, DJs and Aussies get down on the Playa dancefloor. Pick an era or two, dress up, and get ready to 06:30 @ Esplanade time travel with the Diaspora as we take you on Avant Yard an epic musical journey from 1908 to 2008! Come and go as you please, we'll be there for a while. Oh, man... SPOKEN WORD? unknown do we have too? Center Camp hey, dude, this is real vivid tight and won't waste your time or your mind. catch an iced coffee and some brilliant metaphors disguised as sarcastic remarks and see if you don't feel WAY SUPERIOR! Experience the power of sacred sexuality in this 05:00 @ Dart hands-on, clothes-off workshop. (Please bathe Costco Soulmate Trading & bring sheet/towel to lay on) Outlet (within Nectar Village) Enjoy happy hour in your best Caddyshack, 10:00 @ Corvair Love Boat, Fantasy Island, yacht-inspired Purple Palace Camp costume while you enjoy boat drinks and the musical stylings of Christopher Cross, Michael McDonald, Stephen Bishop, Kenny Loggins and more. Whether you lived through it or just love it, nothing says smooth like adult contemporary music. Bring a cup and your smoothatude. Hosted by the Committee to Re-Elect Rockstarlibrarian Kate. Come join us in a sexy way to burn calories and 03:30 @ Allante have fin at the same time. No experience Sacred Spaces necessary.



6:00 PM



Party of the Century



9:00



6:00 PM



RUSTY REBAR SHOW



6:00



6:00 PM



Tantric Massage for Intimate Partners



2:30



6:00 PM



Yacht Rock Campaign Fun-Raiser!



3:00



6:30 PM



Cardio strip



1:00



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Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Start Time

6:30 PM



Event

GLO BAR PARTY on the Playa



Duration Description

8:00 The GLO BAR is a portable party on wheels. It has an awesome stereo system with video graphics animated animals including a generator bear, a dancing bunny, and DJ bear. Lots of stimulating lights and eye candy. We'll be gifting cocktails, glo necklaces & bracelets, entertainment and other trinkets. See ya on the PLAYA.



Location / Camp

03:00 @ Esplanade Poo Funnel Camp (within Gigsville)



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Start Time

6:30 PM



Event

Redwood Human Sky-Art Performance



Duration Description

1:00



Location / Camp



Redwood Resurrection: 02:00 @ Hummer A Corrective Ritual Human Sky-Art Energy Riders Performance Sculpture Burning Man 2008 Wednesday, 6:30 pm to Sunset The American dream has been fueled by many things, one being the destruction of old growth forest ecosystems across the US. Only about 5% remains. With the notion that the reason it is called the American dream is that one has to be asleep to buy it, we will be doing a corrective ritual of waking up, in this case, literally calling back to life the destroyed forest. Mass Enactment: With 1000 people or so, we will be creating a life-size redwood tree about 200 ft tall. It will be stretched out across the ground and formed by human bodies. In the trunk of the tree people will be naked. For the branches, folks will be clothed. About 200 people will outline the entire tree wearing dark colored clothing. The tree will be ritually cut by a man with a real chainsaw (minus the chain . . so no worries!) It will fall to the ground leaving only the stump and roots as is. After lying smashed on the playa for a minute or so, several musicians will rise from the branches with instruments and play along with the enchanting music coming from the sound car near the crane at the base of the tree. The beautiful music and a couple of fire dancers will lead the rise back upwards of the tree back to it s original position. After holding the shape for a minute everyone, will begin dancing to the song Redwood Tree by Van Morrison and another more tribal style tune as 32 fire dancers dance a descending ring around the tree from top to bottom and back up again. From beginning to end we will all hold the thought that what we are doing is powerful, that the trees of the world will somehow be empowered by this performance and that the American people are now waking up from the dream that has held them spellbound and caused so much destruction. The total rise and fall should take about 10 minutes max. We hope to do this twice. Sky Captains Guide the Fall and Rise: We need about 50 sky captains who will lead the fall and the rise back upwards of the tree. They will form the borders or container of the entire tree. The sky captains will be responsible for a particular 10 ft. section of the tree and for two people on each side of them whom they will instruct about the procedure. Since the top of the tree, in its fall and rise back up, will be moving a lot faster than the bottom of the tree, it will be really important for everyone to try to hold the shape of the original tree together. This will be a fun challenge and will look wonderful from above in film, no matter how perfect it works. Perfection is NOT the goal here. Once it falls to ground level which will be marked with flags, it will pause for a minute or so and then, after musicians play for a minute, a signal will be given to rise, and the other side of the tree will lead the resurrection upwards. So far we have about 15 sky captains. I am hoping that some of you can recruit your friends or camp mates that are leader types . . . AND . . . four others as well to be at your side forming the border of the tree. No worries if you can t . . . we have lots of time and I am sure others will show up as this thing builds and gathers momentum. All Sky Captains and the two on each side of them should wear dark colored clothing as they will be the border of the tree. Fire Dancers: We are still recruiting fire dancers



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Start Time Event Duration Description

so please contact, dancer@artforthesky.com Musicians: My assistant on this whole event is Kris Deelane who is lead singer and musician in the band SweetJuice in Portland and in training to lead Art For the Sky programs. She will be working on this part and we will have more info later on the actual music. Basically, a hand full of musicians will rise from the branches of the tree playing along with some music coming from the sound car. We have one trumpet player, who has agreed to also wield the chainsaw (love the metaphor!), and he may have an appropriate rise to the call trumpet tune in mind to begin the tree s resurrection after it s fall. The musicians will meet the morning of the event to rehearse the tune they will play. WE NEED A POWERFUL SOUND CAR! If you know of one who like to participate, please have them contact me. Film: The entire event will be filmed from atop a 110 ft crane. I will be up there along with another cameraman who is a part of a team doing a special Burning Man Documentary shot in super high resolution format similar to IMAX. My short film will be put up on youtube as a tribute to old growth forests and the transformation of the so-called American dream. Directions: We will have a sky captains meeting the morning of the event at a time and location that will be announced. Other than the fire dancers and musicians, there will not be any rehearsals. The Sky Captains will be on site at 5:30 PM to practice and help place people when they arrive. The shape of the tree will be lined and flagged out on the playa. I will be in the crane, hovering low over the site with a megaphone directing traffic somewhat. Each Sky Captain will be responsible for about 10 ft of the border of the tree. If everyone does their part, the whole thing will come together a lot easier than you can imagine. (a bit of a metaphor about the power we have if we work together and each do our share!). Basically, with the sky captains being the containing border of the tree, the mass of people inside forming the heart of the design, need know nothing other than to follow the borders of the tree as it falls and rises (the most stoned will not screw things up a bit . . . but Sky Captains, please be totally coherent! Please distribute this document to all your friends and campmates that you think will want to participate. The more that know the details the better. Location: 800 feet from the 2:00 edge, between streets e and f.You will see the crane . . . . www.ARTFORTHESKY.com dancer@artforthesky.com 6:57 PM Cowboy Sunset Serenade 12:40 Slap on yer hat and chaps, saddle up, and join 09:00 @ Edsel us in the middle 'o nowhere as we say adios to Camp Carribean another glorious day in the Black Rock Desert. Now, don't be shy -- climb down an' eat a bean! We'll provide the grub and drink. To find us, ride along K-car street past two o'clock, then continue your arc toward noon. Look for us and our flag. We'll be the ones enjoying a serene moment before the night lights up, listening to cowboys sing their sweet songs. Bring an MP3 player or a CD and a dance partner to compete in a Dancing With the Stars style contest. First 10 couples to sign up will compete. Prizes will be awarded. unknown Blink



Location / Camp



7:00 PM



Dancing Under the Stars



2:00



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Start Time

7:00 PM



Event

Film: The Witness



Duration Description

1:00



Location / Camp



Winner of six film festival awards for best 07:30 @ Fairlane documentary, The Witness tells the story of Elders, The Eddie Lama, a tough construction contractor from Brooklyn whose chance encounter with a kitten completely transforms his life. "May be the most important and persuasive film about animals ever made." - LA Times. Film screening and discussion. Come on by and learn basic hoop moves 03:30 @ Allante coupled with hoop dance techniques. If Hoo Ha Effigy Camp interested, hoop making supplies are available. Learn how to make a hoop and share the love with other non-hoopers! If you are already a talented hoop dancer, come by and show your stuff! Come have a drink on us while hooping.. A mixer for vanillas looking for spice. Nothing hardcore, no pressure. Just opportunities to explore w/ our many restraints and toys. 07:30 @ Allante Orgasmateria Pleasure Lab (within Asylum Village)



7:00 PM



Hula Hoops! Making and Playing!



2:00



7:00 PM



Kinkurious...?



2:00



7:00 PM



Librarian Cocktail Party



3:00



Calling all librarians and library enthusiasts. 04:00 @ 3:00 Portal Librarian Cocktail Party in Hushville Town Hundredth Monkey Camp Round. Join us for drinks, chat, and hobnobbing. See below for more info or email meganmusic11[at]yahoo.com. OCLC: NEW Rec stat: n Entered: 20080709 Replaced: 20080709 Used: 20080709 Type: p ELvl: I Srce: d Audn: Ctrl: Lang: eng BLvl: m Form: Conf: 0 Biog: MRec: Ctry: nvu Cont: GPub: LitF: 0 Indx: 0 Desc: a Ills: ap Fest: 1 DtSt: s Dates: 2008 040 MK $c MK 090 GV1472 $b .K3 2008 092 793.2 $b K1977 100 1_ Katz, Megan. 245 10 Librarian cocktail party : $b an event that s long overdue / $c hosted by Megan Katz ; co-hosted by Billy Katz. 250 1st ed. 260 Hushville Town Round, BRC : $b Katz Unlimited, $c 2008. 300 Wednesday, 7 p.m. : $b colorfully illustrated people ; $c lasting until everyone leaves. 440 _0 Library parties series ; $v v. 1 500 All librarians and library enthusiasts welcome. 650 _0 Cocktail parties. 650 _0 Librarians. 700 1_ Katz, Billy. Lux Faros performs punk/acoustic/rock for catching flying beer. 03:00 @ Corvair UBER TUBERS



7:00 PM



Lux Faros



1:00



7:00 PM



Pandora's Assless Chaps Party



5:00



Join us for chappy hour wearing your chaps with 09:30 @ 9:00 Portal your ass out, at least have your ass out, or we're Pancake Playhouse cutting your ass out.



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Start Time

7:00 PM



Event

Queers and Beers: A Gender Talk



Duration Description

2:00



Location / Camp



Join the women of Camp Beaverton for a 03:30 @ Dart cocktail party discussion about gender, Freedomcommunity sexuality, identity and the creation of safespaces for women. All expressions of queer identity are welcome to participate in the discussion. We want to open a dialogue with queers on the playa about how to create and honor a safespace for the free expression of queer women while maintaining the spirit of inclusion. How does your gender affect your personal expression? How does your identity fit in with or defy the term "woman?" What is important to you to feel safe? Who gets to be a part in the creation of a safe-space? Join us for a casual talk about these and other issues- and meet other savvy queers! This event precedes our Strap-On-A-Thon- our queer women's play party. This will be a chance to meet other people and share your story and opinion before throwing down (should you choose to!). We're taking the wet shirt contest to a new level! Wear your whitest and prepare to get red! Prizes awarded! 07:30 @ Bonneville Sparky's House of Phlame



7:00 PM



red wine wet shirt contest



2:15



7:00 PM



Slut Care



2:00



Everyone's dirty by Wednesday but we want you 07:30 @ Edsel to be the RIGHT kind of dirty. Slide into our Slumber Marshalls garden & we'll provide you with fresh slut wear. Join us for an evolutionary sound healing journey by Jonah Kai, Lee Giove and friends in the Sapphire Portal. Utilizing a wide array of acoustic instruments including didgeridoo, gongs, flutes, Tibetan bowls and others to create a transformative experience. www.ShamanicSoundCeremony.com This unique and practical formula based on unknown ancient vedic texts will revolutionize the way you Kit's Birthday Burners approach creativity, and your mission in life. So much mediocrity is generated by modern lifestyle, and this is not a benign symptom, it is in fact heartbreaking. It is heartbreaking because so much more is possible; but we have not schooled each other properly in the Theater of Constraints . We have become afraid to be honest about our limitations. Everyone tells us we should think big and consider the impossible. Unfortunately no one has told us how to deal honestly and effectively with our limitations. This is a great oversight because our limitations are real and they are a potential source of creative genius. In this workshop Atma will explain the creative, life-mission-exploring-nature of the modern yogi. You will walk away with a new perspective and tools for the creative process of your unfolding life. This is a captivating workshop whether you are an artist, engineer, student, or a professional. Cygnet will present and demonstrate the various 03:00 @ Allante skills and techniques of sensual erotic fire play. Den of Iniquity She will cover fire play basics and review safety issues. Learn the safer ways to touch someone with fire. This is an intermediate class for consenting adults. Den of Iniquity is an erotic themed space for bdsm, leather, goth, and fetish on the playa. No photos, 18 and older only please!



7:00 PM



Vibration Galactivation Sound Healing Journey



1:30



7:30 PM



Dream Forward, Design Backwards



1:30



7:30 PM



Erotic Fire Play



2:00



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Start Time

7:30 PM



Event

Kundlaini Transformative Dance



Duration Description

2:00



Location / Camp



Kundalini Dance is a creative art form, an 04:30 @ Allante esctatic dance practice and a shamanic journey. Relaxomatic Plushitorium We will use tantric breath tools to enliven, enlarge, and expand our energy bodies. As our energy body comes alive we can allow past emotions and trama to be released through intuitive sound and movement. From this state of Whole Body Mind Consciousness will we trust our bodies innate wisdom to move us beyond our stories into an embodied rememerance of our true nature. Kundlaini Dance is a transformative dance practice created by Leyolah Antara and will be facilitated in the Black Rock Dessert by Puja Shannon. Come and dance your fire spirit alive as the sun sets on another amazing night on the playa We will shoot a jumpshot with several hundred people. This is a Guinness World Record attempt for the largest group jumpshot. Everyone will line up side by side, and all jump into the air at the exact same time. We will be following the Redwood Resurrection event. so stay around. Like high school but worse; we only attract the best and the brightest. We are social darwinism incarnate. American Eugenics and cocktails. Do The dark places in your heart mirror the tragedy of your flawed purpose? Excellent! Come join us for our Goth/Industrial Dance Party. 07:00 @ Esplanade Pleasure Garden (within Snowflake Village)



7:45 PM



World Record Jumpshot Photo



12:40



8:00 PM



1st (and last) All-Playa Popularity Contest



1:00



07:30 @ Edsel Love Puddle Playground 07:30 @ Bonneville Dr Le Taudrie's Freak Show



8:00 PM



80's Goth/Industrial Dance Party



6:00



8:00 PM



ALT LIFESTYLES SPEED DATING



1:30



Have a little kink or secret desire? Couple 07:00 @ Esplanade looking for playmate? We take all kinds, and Black Rock Fun Jet (within hook them up by mutual voting in only 8 minutes. Snowflake Village) Come by ManyFest Destiny to kick back with unknown some bona fide trailblaizers. Pass the evening Manifest Blasphemy hours around a comforting campfire roasting marshmallows for s'mores, listening to eerie tales of spirits and goblins, and singing along to your old favorites on the gee-tar. Bring your own gee-tar, yer banjo, cowboy hat, spurs, and maybe your six-shooters if ghosts tend to get you jumpy. Bring your bike, your lawn chair, your cup and 08:30 @ Dart allow our usherettes to serve you from our PLEASair Donkey Bar as you enjoy the film of the night. The Kumbh Mela on the Ganges is the "Festival of the Urn" that pours out the nectar of immortality. In 2001, roughly 70 million people came from all over the globe to pray for peace and rebirth for self and the world, the largest gathering of humanity in recorded history. This documentary titled Kumbh Mela, by Samsara Films, gives one a taste of this wonderful event. Features footage of the Dalai Lama, Pilot Baba, Yogamata Keiko Aikawa, Kali Baba and Andrew Weil. The Playa can be hard on relationships. Sweetie ran off with a fire dancer? You can still get a date for the Burn at Speed Dating. 07:00 @ Esplanade Black Rock Fun Jet (within Snowflake Village)



8:00 PM



An Evening on the Prairie



10:00



8:00 PM



Bike-in Movie - Kumbh Mela - a festival of 70 million



1:00



8:00 PM



BREAKUP SPEED DATING



1:30



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Start Time

8:00 PM



Event

Burning Survivors- Cancer Walk to the Temple



Duration Description

1:00 Join your fellow burner cancer survivors & our loved ones and walk to the temple and joyfully SHOUT out being alive! Whatever stage of recovery or struggle, we're here to celebrate life, give thanks and spread joy. Meet at the temple (12) side of the Man at 8pm on Wednesday night and we'll walk to the temple together to celebrate another year of being alive. Please join us! Email if you have any questions.



Location / Camp



8:00 PM



Fire Puja



2:00



In preparation for the Gaia Consciousness Night 02:00 @ Hummer at Pantheogenesis Temple. A group of South Energy Riders Indian robed priests will sit before a sacred fire burning from a decorated raised platform surrounded by an elaborate layout of various sized brass lamps. He will put auspicious articles like ghee and sesame seeds into the mouth of the flame which represents the mouth of the Supreme Being, Vishnu. Chanting Sanskrit mantras to invoke protection and peace throughout the world, the Brahmana priest will send heart-felt prayers for the welfare of all living beings. Freedelicious invites you to outrageous night of twister, bingo and more... 04:30 @ Portal Free Photography Zone



8:00 PM



Game Night



2:00



8:00 PM



GIMPFEST 2008!



4:00



Calling all gimps and defectives, and those fools 05:30 @ Dart who love them! Dump, The GIMPFEST 2008 wheels it's way into Black Rock City on Wednesday night, starting around 8pm 'til whenever. Everybody knows, or soon will, that the handicapable really know how to party. The simple fact that we aren't dead yet is cause for celebration alone. What doesn't kill us makes us thirsty. "Safety 3rd!" That's our motto! Bring your favorite 'painkillers', some yummy grub to share,and limp on over! Let's compare scars and injuries and wheelchairs and war stories, not to mention what a clusterf*%k the health care system is. It's our 'American Dream' to someday be whole in mind and body...but in the meantime let's get retarded! While the world shall never forgive the former President Bush for his murderous,electionstealing chimp of a son,he DID sign the Americans With Disabilities Act. We propose a toast to the one good thing that came from the Bush41 presidency. So let's party like it's 1990! We'll offer rides home to those needing it via one of our 3 handicapped-authorized vehicles. sincerely, the Gargoyle ph#:510-452-7231 cryingbunnies@comcast.net PS: Please read this invitation to the blind. Glow-in-the-Dark Ultimate Frisbee returns in 2008! We have two LED frisbees, a lighted course, and glowsticks for every player. Please join us for this fun event. Open to all skill levels. Look for the lighted course near the Man. Questions? Stop by our camp, YouKnowYouWantItWantIt, and ask for Karis or Kid Chaos. You, yes you! Make history as we throw together the world's first Historical Preenactment! Warning: Cyborgs. 04:30 @ Hummer You Know You Want IT Want It



8:00 PM



Glow-in-the-Dark Ultimate Playa Frisbee



2:00



8:00 PM



Historical Preenactment Open Rehearsal



1:00



03:00 @ Dart VW Bus Camp



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Start Time

8:00 PM



Event

Holey Big Top! Circus Sideshow Night



Duration Description

5:00 More fun than an exploding clown car! Enjoy a litany of mad-capped clowns and circus sideshow acts, including music by Gooferman and sundry Red Nosed friends.



Location / Camp

Center Camp Center Camp Cafe



8:00 PM



Live Sex Show



4:00



Live Sex Show. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, step unknown right UP for one night only of amazing feats of Twisted Quackers & Camp sexual prowess. Witness the chill of the exotic Skinny and the thrill of the erotic. Take part in Mystery & Magic. Not for the faint of heart or fair ladies under the age of innocence. Only at The Greatest Show on Earth. Lux Faros performs 03:00 @ Corvair electro/hiphop/goth/industrial to dance dirty with UBER TUBERS your shadow. You finally made it to BRC, a Playa Virgin. Yum yum. Now you need a date! Hilarious game takes 8 minutes and you meet lots of people. From NYC. Bring ur partners & meet poly folk. Consider yourself poly or considering poly? We invite u 4 drinks & tunes. No creepy huggers! Cross the bridge to BROOKLYN,CA for a nicer session of ROOTS, DUB and DANCEHALL sounds to wind-up a Wednesday...it's another version... said im goin to a party / and i hope you are hearty / so please dont be naughty / for its a punky reggae party (and it's tonight) 07:00 @ Esplanade Black Rock Fun Jet (within Snowflake Village) 09:00 @ Fairlane Slutgarden



8:00 PM



Lux Faros



1:00



8:00 PM



NEWBIE SPEED DATING



1:30



8:00 PM



Poly Cocktail Hour



3:00



8:00 PM



Reggae on the Playa: Dancehall Session



2:00



05:30 @ Allante Broken and Dirty



8:00 PM



Shibari Live! Full Rope Suspension Performance



1:00



Witness the erotic, athletic, and kinetic art of 03:00 @ Edsel rope bondage in its most extreme form. Multiple SurlyCamp full suspensions will be performed simultaneously by our expert artists in our performance space. Appropriate for all genders and orientations. Suspense Camp restricts photography and substances. Come on down, show us your leg-wrappin', pole- 03:00 @ Corvair huggin', body gyratin', super-mad skillz and UBER TUBERS have a drink. Elevated platform, Playa's tallest pole. Tyin' cherry stems in knots with your tongue earns BONUS points. Need we say more? A full evening of bizarre, beautiful, baffling and bombastic musical and variety show acts. An annual treat! Come shave a bear and enjoy pre-revolution vodka shots courtesy of the Romanov dynasty. Oligarchs welcome. Please leave all radioactive isotopes at home. Center Camp Center Camp Cafe 08:00 @ Esplanade Untied Nations Embassy (within NYrvana Village)



8:00 PM



Stripper Pole Happy Hour



1:00



8:00 PM



Thursday Night Center Camp Variety Show



5:00



8:00 PM



Untied Nations: The Russian Embassy



10:00



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Start Time

8:00 PM



Event

Wednesday Night - Sacred Dance (White Attire requested)



Duration Description

12:00



Location / Camp



This is an annual party we do in which we ask 03:00 @ Gremlin people to dress all in white. It also of course Opposable Thumbs personifies the camp vision - a place for sacred dance to world class music. To read the back story on why Sacred Dance, look here: http://www.opulenttemple.org/vision.php The crux of that can be summarized here: It will take a rare form of fearlessness in the face of the evil at home (ie, not terrorists abroad) to make America great. That fearlessness usually includes a lessening of the fear of death because of the insight into the eternality of Spirit. (Thus, to touch the sacred / know Spirit deeply is to rise above fear, to rise above fear is to pave the way for right action / social justice.) Wednesday Night - Sacred Dance (White Attire requested) 8:00 Newmindspace 9:15 Billy Seal 10:15 dj tba 11:00 Billy Cassaza 12:00 Tom Real 1:15 The Scumfrog 2:45 Tim Healey 4:00 Vinkalmann 5:00 Ghost Wolf 6:00 Nathan Vain 7:15 Dutch This year Rachael Errington (The British Hussy) 03:00 @ Gremlin has been working on publishing her diaries Pixelstad about bulimia from her young adult life, and would welcome any support and feedback from those who have something to share. Just bring yourself and an opinion, and maybe some beer. Experience famed Kundalini energy with the help of a tesla coil. Demonstrations by Reverend Pleasure Daddy and High Priestess. Electrifying! We will surround you with the darkness of the best Gothic and Industrial Tunes til sunrise. Dance Drink Be Gothy! Live Cabaret Action! Anything Goes! Singing, dancing, storytelling, and other forms of mania on display and encouraged. Yoga 4 every body! Vinyassa flow with Pranayama or Yoga Nidra at the end. 04:30 @ Corvair pro leisure tour



8:30 PM



Eating Disorder discussion group



1:00



8:30 PM



Kundalini and the Violet Wand



2:00



9:00 PM



Attacking the Darkness



3:00



06:30 @ Esplanade Arachnophobia 04:30 @ Bonneville Genital Portrait Studio 07:30 @ Edsel Camp ... in Bed / Philthy Sanchez



9:00 PM



Blameless Cabaret



6:00



9:00 PM



Burner Betty



1:00



9:00 PM



DJ SteveBoy - PodRunner



2:00



Come listen to some tasty morsels from DJ 04:30 @ Allante Steve Boyett of GrooveElectric and PodRunner. TOTEM Massage & Chill Opening our Mid-life Crisis Ball. Behold the Goof Ball. SF kings of klown-fi 06:00 @ Center Camp GOOFERMAN and friends bring 2.5 hours of Recycle Camp sexied circus madnemonium right to yo ass, with help from Bohemian Carnival co-hosts Vau de Vire Society, Fou Fou Ha!, Cowboy Girls, Cirque Berzerk, EnHightened Beings of Leisure, and more. Sexy or silly, raunchy or rapturous, the 08:30 @ Fairlane Poisoned Palace invites you to share your erotic Point Being haiku. Virgin lips a-blush, sharing honeyed syllables. Come to "Haikooter." Let show all of the American and international 06:00 @ The Wheel styles of hooping,...come one come all, this is Greeters Camp going to be the hottest hoop skill show on Playa. All glow & fire skills welcome



9:00 PM



GOOFERMAN hosts Goof Ball at Center Camp



2:30



9:00 PM



Haikooter



1:00



9:00 PM



International Hoop Down



12:45



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Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Start Time

9:00 PM



Event

Invent a MOXIE DRINK!



Duration Description

1:00 Moxie! the cure for what ails yah, whatever that might be. Invented in Maine, ayuh, where the roots of the Gentian be considered one of the best things for yah. Come mix it with whatever you might and we'll see what works. If what ails yah be too powerful for the Moxie to handle, we always have some fine, tasty Cod-Liver Oil on hand as a back-up remedy.....



Location / Camp

03:00 @ Corvair UBER TUBERS



9:00 PM



LNTV: The Recyclergy / Simpsons



4:00



Environmental Movies on the Playa, Think 01:15 @ The Wheel that the environmental messages are boring? - Earth Guardians come see 33 minutes of Garbage and Recycling history in the Bay Area and watch the Simpson s fight with an environmental federal agency s political appointee gone out of control. Bring your fake boobs, toupee, italian sportscar, 04:30 @ Allante prom dress, tuxedo or just a speedo. Celebrate TOTEM Massage & Chill comming of age in style and without grace. Bring your fake boobs, toupee, italian sportscar, 04:30 @ Allante prom dress, tuxedo or just a speedo. Celebrate TOTEM Massage & Chill comming of age in style and without grace. Full force funk party featuring Mothership Djs Free Lee and the Mule, cocktails by Deepalicious. Mothership lands at midnight. unknown Mother Load



9:00 PM



Mid-Life Crisis Ball (Fancy-Dress)



2:00



9:00 PM



Mid-Life Crisis Ball (Fancy-Dress)



2:00



9:00 PM



Mothership Landing



8:00



9:00 PM



Opening Night at Root Society



6:00



Come check out the opening night events as we 09:30 @ Esplanade pump beats out onto the playa from our two robot ranglers stages. Featuring in our main dome the 60's opening party... or out chill in the FILMORE with some classic arena rock Open to everyone, we'll be bringing you some of 07:30 @ Portal the best gay and lesbian dj's on the playa, for !Zoom! this one night only event. From breaks to house to electro to whatever they want to play. From our sound system to your feet, come get your dance on. Hang upside down and giggle madly, or feel the 03:00 @ Edsel quiet bliss of being bound and swinging slowly. SurlyCamp Our expert shibari artists will be on hand to show you all sorts of rope-based fun, from full suspension to body binding or maybe just tips and tricks you can take home with you. Appropriate for all genders and orientations. Suspense Camp restricts photography and substances. Women who love women, come together! Indulge your curiosity and your desires by joining the queer women of Camp Beaverton in our women-only space for an evening of sensual and erotic play. This is a women-andtrans-only, sex-positive event. Getting verbal consent before you touch anyone is required, and voyeurism is participation! Latex, safer sex supplies, costumes and open minds encouraged. For those interested in discussing what "women only" means, come early to the Gender Talk Cocktail Party preceding the event where we'll talk about radical inclusion, gender identity, and the creation of safe-spaces- all while flirting with other savvy hotties. 03:30 @ Dart Beaverton (within Freedomcommunity)



9:00 PM



Queer dj dance night



6:00



9:00 PM



Rope Bondage Rides -- Get Suspended!



1:00



9:00 PM



Strap-On-A-Thon! A Women-Only Erotic Play Party



3:00



9:00 PM



Temple of Breaks 08



12:00



Temple of Breaks was a vision created out of 10:00 @ Jeep pure love for Breaks at Burning Man. During the Space Elevator Burn week on Wednesday night we gather at the Temple and share our music and talents with our friends on the playa till the Sun comes. The Temple is Sacred and that is why we share our audio gifts there.



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Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Start Time

9:00 PM



Event

THE Boston Hive Party!!



Duration Description

3:00 With PSYLAB (10:30pm-midnight), DJ Lucid Gamma (9pm-10:30)



Location / Camp

03:00 @ Corvair UBER TUBERS



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Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Start Time

9:00 PM



Event

The Great Canadian Beaver Eating Contest, #8 Balls On Fire



Duration Description

2:00 The GREAT CANADIAN BEAVER EATING CONTEST Mission Statement & Guidelines Great Canadian Beaver Eating Contest PURPOSE? To promote the lovely act of pleasing a woman by going down on her. To promote and educate on the joy of thinking outside of the box... But not too far outside. To excite voyeurs and exhibitionists alike. To open peoples minds and legs by raising sexual fun to new levels of good taste. This is NOT about penetration, NOT about toys and NOT about sucking cock. RULES Of ENTRY To The Beaver Lodge: ABSOLUTELY NO recording devices (audio, video, photography) except memories. ABSOLUTELY NO minors. ABSOLUTELY NO single men - all men must be accompanied by at least one female. ABSOLUTELY NO lechery or unwelcome perversion. There will be bouncers and judges watching for ill behaviour. Good Vibes only. Please be courteous to your neighbors. Please shower before attending. Please bring a towel to lay under participants. Please use the baby wipes, paper towels, condoms and garbage. RULES Of CONTEST pARTicipation: This is NOT a Beaver Fucking Contest. You will be disqualified for Beaver shagging. Bribing of the Judges is very welcome (use your imagination). If picked as a finalist you should stay for the Finalist Round. Non-finalists are very welcome to stay and play, but must not interfere with finalists. JUDGMENT ITEMS: Artistic Merit & Overall Presentation (creativity, originality, costumes...) Athleticism (techniques, positions, acrobatics, use of nose...) Enthusiasm (vocal expression, physical expression, appetite, stamina...) Perversion (multiple partners, anal action...) Hairstyle RULES Of SIDELINE pARTicipation: Contest Participants have priority and need room and respect first. Do not interfere in contest unless requested by those in the contest. Cheer for your favourites. Feel free to participate in your own sideline eros event respecting your neighbours. EVENTS: Welcome / placement / seating & Introductions - 20 min. Opening Round - 20 min. Finalists Announced & Smoke Break - 15 min. Finalist Round - 20 min. Awards Ceremony Freestyle Orgy (for whom ever wishes to linger, eh?) Soundtrack premixed by Wicked Sunshine Don't Forget: Clean yourself up and cum with ID proof of age, in case the fuzz bears down on us (no not that fuzz). towel paper towels tissues baby wipes lube / oil condoms dental dams garbage bags beverages personal items Awards For Sexcellence Everyone who participates is surely a winner,



Location / Camp



Monday, August 18, 2008



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Start Time Event Duration Description

however, in this sporting non-competitive event we can't help butt pay tribute to spectacular contestants (in no order): Cunning Linguist Eager Beaver Teaser Grand Poobah Beaver Eater Honorable Munchin' Hot Dental Beaver Dammer Macrohard Vagitarian Major Muff Cuntstables Masturbate And Tickle What do Canadian Beaver and Canadian Bacon have in common?" "Both are pink and juicy and go well with maple syrup!" 9:30 PM Fire Eagle 12:15 When you see an eagle in flight, think of freedom. Remember the freedom we once had under the Constitution and hope we get the wisdom and courage to take it back. Hosted by Rogeman, a Controlled Burn Choreographer and Shiva Vista staff member. 03:00 @ Portal Cirque de Flambe



Location / Camp



9:30 PM



Flow Show



12:45



09:00 @ Portal Shipwreck tiki lounge



10:00 PM



Cookie Speakeasy



1:00



Having Playa-induced visions of choco-sugary 03:00 @ Corvair bliss? Don your finery and get thee hence to this UBER TUBERS ephemeral oasis in the AutoSub Cube Bar! For one hour ONLY, we'll roll out the Hot Jazz, set the hooch a-flowin', and serve our custom Playa Cookies to all and sundry. Just come prepared with a Secret Knock ... It's MANDATORY for service! (No, really.) Learn the basics of toning as we focus on embodying the sound through conscious breathwork; opening to our higher octaves of pure soul-sound expression, Join us for an evening of Root connection, as we Honor our ancestors, our bodies and our Earth. Ritual, drum circles, Didjeridoo sound healing, Kirtan, performance, & tribal beats to get your body in grove with mama earth 02:00 @ Hummer Energy Riders



10:00 PM



Crystal Singing Bowl Workshop



1:00



10:00 PM



Gaia Consciousness Night at Pantheogenesis Temple



5:00



02:00 @ Hummer Energy Riders



10:00 PM



Gawd-Damned Hippie Night



5:00



The Summer of Love four decades later. Love 03:00 @ Allante beads, tie-dyed tees, and the groovy San Shuttlecraft Galileo (within Francisco sounds of the sixties what more Terminal City) could you want, man? The party starts right after two other great Terminal City events: MASH 4207's USO Show at 8 pm, and Apokiliptika's Fidel's Dance Party at 9 pm. What a night of fun - and costume changes galore! the opening Ritual for Pantheogenesis Temple. 02:00 @ Hummer As part of our Gaia Consciousness Themed Energy Riders Evening. An interactive, channeled ritual & shamanic activation honoring the spirit guardians of Black Rock Desert with Zsuzsi Fern & Kaia Ra. Followed by Kirtan, performances, drum circles, and ecstatic dance. Den of Iniquity hosts the Leather Sanctuary 03:00 @ Allante bdsm play party for players in our dungeon. DJs Den of Iniquity spinning. The party is NOT an event for spectators! Sexy/fetish wear preferred and encouraged. Den of Iniquity is an adult erotic themed space for bdsm, leather, goth, and fetish on the playa. No photos, 18 and older only please! Join the Shadyvillains for their psychedelic block 10:00 @ 4:30 Portal party! Shady resident musicians, lasers, video, Shady Waffle vibrating stripper pole and more! Vino the Dog is back!!



10:00 PM



Honoring the Playa: A Community Ritual for the Ancestors & Faerie Guardians of t



1:30



10:00 PM



Leather Sanctuary Play Party



4:00



10:00 PM



Shadyvil Block Party



6:00



10:00 PM



Vino the Dog



12:30



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Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Start Time

10:30 PM



Event

Oonch Oonch Oonch



Duration Description

6:00 Hey, aficionados of excruciatingly loud generic techno! We're having the slammin'-est party ever--featuring every famous DJ in the world! Healing with sound, color rays, and crystal light projections. Facilitated by Diana Maxwell Where else but BRC can you find a dance of this nature?Club Verboten hosts 90 minutes of classic electronica.



Location / Camp



11:00 PM



Atlantean Chants



1:00



02:00 @ Hummer Energy Riders 04:30 @ Edsel Club Verboten



11:00 PM



Euro Dream Kraftwerk/Daft Punk



1:30



11:00 PM



Suspense Camp Play Party



2:00



Suspense Camp opens its lounge to the public 03:00 @ Edsel for open BDSM play. DJs will stock the night SurlyCamp with downtempo grooves, and players can make use of our delicious horizontal surfaces and interesting vertical attachment points alike. Please check our website for etiquette and attendance requirements. Suspense Camp restricts photography and substances. Global Dream Playa Crystal Grid Activation: The 02:00 @ Hummer largest crystal grid in American history will be Energy Riders activated to empower our Healing the World. Participants will receive geodes to place at their camps and activate the Playa - wide and world wide grid. In the Pantheogenesis Temple. We don't like electronica but we LOVE Electro!! Join Jovino, Lork Kook, JNZ and who the fuck for butt-onic electronic at The Glitterbox! "Magicians, Sorcerers, Witches, Priests, Priestesses, and other practitioners of Thee Magickal Arts take heed... Entheon Village will be hosting an Occultists' Soiree! We will exchange knowledge and techniques to hone our mastery of Magick on the Playa. (To step out of period patter for a moment: don't miss this opportunity to network with your fellow Occultists and scholars of the esoteric on the Playa. 03:30 @ Esplanade Lustre Village 02:00 @ Hummer Energy Riders



11:30 PM



Global Dream Playa Crystal Grid Activation



12:30



11:59 PM



Electro My Ass!!



3:00



11:59 PM



Occultists' Soiree



2:00



Thursday, August 28, 2008

Start Time Event

BRC Annual Kite Fly



Duration Description

DOTA, the Department of Tethered Aviation cordially invites the citizens of BRC to come fly kites with us. Veteran burners know that we fly kites every chance we get and you can too. Additionally, we have an official kite fly on Thursday afternoon, look to the sky all the time for a high concentration of beautiful kites. Please come worship the wind with us and perhaps be gifted a kite as well. Dig out your mint green, your camouflage, your khaki--hell, your green of any flavor, throw it on, and come talk to strangers over a frothy "Girl Scout Cookie," a sweet and tasty liquid treat from our patent-pending "BRU Think Tanks." We will tie, spank, and torture any desirous (or desirable) Scouts or Scouting Enthusiasts, and may even often Merit badges, but mostly want to have good clean fun with our neighbors who share our wholesome view of what makes America--and our shiny happy subdivision in particular--the greatest place on Earth...froofy drinks.



Location / Camp

04:00 @ Esplanade Department of Tethered Aviation



Girl Scout Bondage: The American Dream



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Thursday, August 28, 2008

Start Time Event

Socially Appropriate Queef Day



Duration Description

Hey, queefing is totally natural you don't have to be embarrassed just because you have to queef. Go ahead, give yourself the relief you deserve any old time you feel like it. Today is the day to feel like a natural Womyn. Let's hear it loud and proud: Queef away!!! 1:00



Location / Camp

01:45 @ The Wheel Zombie Unicorn



12:00 AM



Burner Vision by III



This midnight show reinvents theater with 07:30 @ Fairlane colorful live glitterqueer cabaret performances Comfort & Joy blended with visuals remixed by III. Stick around afterwards & dance all night in a sultry, sex positive shortbus-style environment. This midnight show reinvents theater with 07:30 @ Fairlane colorful live glitterqueer cabaret performances Comfort & Joy blended with visuals remixed by III. Stick around afterwards & dance all night in a sultry, sex positive shortbus-style environment. The music will run the gamut from ministry to Combichrist, Laibach to suicide commando you'll find it here at Arachnophobia's industrial hour! Disco pushes our happy button. We love Disco non-ironically. If our Disco Party is the most sincere, the Great Pumpkin, er, Mirror Ball... Please, come and have us Beat your Ass! No One Turned Away for Lack of Ass. Spank You Very Much! We will surround you with the darkness of the best Gothic and Industrial Tunes til sunrise. Dance Drink Be Gothy! Join Psychic Taxi's Nomadic Cafe for a late night/early morning of dancing, refreshments, chilling out in the Outer Limits of the Playa. Head out to the end of the line to enjoy the fun until the early morning lights! 06:30 @ Esplanade Arachnophobia



12:00 AM



Burner Vision by III



1:00



12:00 AM



Industrial Hour



1:00



12:00 AM



Sincere Disco Party



3:00



03:00 @ Corvair UBER TUBERS 07:30 @ Bonneville Sparky's House of Phlame 06:30 @ Esplanade Arachnophobia 09:30 @ Esplanade PseudoFeds of the PlayaGon



12:00 AM



Spike's SpanksGiving



12:00



1:00 AM



Attacking the Darkness



5:00



1:00 AM



Psychic Taxi's Deep Playa Outer Limits Gathering



6:00



2:00 AM



Nightshift party with the Post Office (Yeah, the BRC Post Office 2.0, the extre



4:00



Did you know the BRC Post Office 2.0 has an 06:15 @ Center Camp interior? Did you know there's going to be a get Black Rock City Hardware together there? Swing on by and enjoy. Shoppe Make sure you get the secret password from a BRC Post Office 2.0 employee. Otherwise, you'll be left in the dust. Baritone extraordinaire Orange peel moses croons uber-juicy original tunes like Pussy Whipped and Einstein (Nobody's Perfect) from his tentatively titled EP-in-progress anatomically correct (the whole buffalo). A few lucky attendees will go home with anatomically correct orange peel sculptures;) Join us for the fifth annual White (Inspiration) Procession. We gather together silently at the front of Diva Boot Camp at dawn on Thursday, dressed all in white (or as close as possible...), then proceed together to the Temple. Beautiful, profound, magical, reverential and inspirational! Thursday morning at Sunrise at the Temple... Celebration of Life for Jeffrey Wenner... Aka "The Wanderer" Get the day started right! Dust off your Keds, Track Suits, visors, and fanny packs and join us for a buttcrack-of-dawn walk to Center Camp! unknown Orange L'ounge @ The Bomb Squad



3:30 AM



Orangepeelmoses: UNpeeled



1:00



4:30 AM



White (Inspiration) Procession



2:00



09:30 @ Esplanade Diva Boot Camp



5:00 AM



The Wanderer Celebration of Life



1:00



03:00 @ Fairlane Wanderer's Camp aka PreBurners, The



7:00 AM



Sunrise Mall Walk



1:00



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Thursday, August 28, 2008

Start Time

7:00 AM



Event

The Dawn Circus



Duration Description

2:00 Basura Sagrada Temple welcomes one and all for the first ever Dawn Circus, following the infamous White Procession. A spectacle in honor of all we have lost and celebrating all we have gained...live music, acrobatics and more! Detailed, precise alignment balanced with juicy flow. Ancient and modern. Honoring, challenging, and loving our amazing bodies. Breathe. mixed level-beginner-intermediate. Lessons in Pranayanma (conscious breathing) asana (postures) and meditation. Gentle, compassionate mindful embodied meditation. PeaceBody meditation - Open to the infinite, organismic intelligence that you are, with Samantha Sweetwater. For more information about Samantha, visit her web site at www.dancingfreedom.com



Location / Camp

unknown Basura Sagrada



8:30 AM



Hatha Yoga Flow



1:15



05:00 @ Dart Costco Soulmate Trading Outlet (within Nectar Village) 05:00 @ Dart Costco Soulmate Trading Outlet (within Nectar Village)



9:00 AM



Integral Yoga



1:20



9:00 AM



PeaceBody Meditation



1:00



9:00 AM



Qigong For Everyone



1:30



"Immune Enhancement Qigong", a form 02:00 @ Hummer originally taught by Dr. Michael Wong - an Energy Riders acupuncturist who was brought out of retirement by the Red Cross at the age of 86 to teach this form. Class willtouch on meditations into healing the moral qualities of the Yin organs as well as some basic Qi regulation exercises (Flying Dragon, Spinning Disk, etc.) and some light Taoist stretching movements and warm-up. Come get Qi'd up on the Playa! Nourish yourself with ancient movements and move with the intelligence of the Universe - all of us conductors between Heaven and Earth! "Qigong For Everyone" is a new school in Los Angeles, CA. Paul is the assistant instructor of the school and has been working intensively with a Master Teacher Make worry dolls and gods eyes to take home or give to others. Kick-start your day with a specially-seasoned bloody mary at our swanky bar and lounge. We play only light mood music guaranteed not to rattle your already-addled brains. Great opportunity to meet fellow East-coasters. Remember to bring your reusable cup! Camp location will be in the neighborhood of 4:15 and K-car. Look for the bright yellow bar. Dancing Freedom - SOUL SHINE! Ecstatic, Somatic & Shamanic Pathways of Embodied Oneness with Samantha Sweetwater. Dance the naked radiance of the rooted of self. For more information, go to Samantha's web site http://dancingfreedom.com/ unknown Cock n' Waffle, The 09:00 @ Edsel Camp Carribean



9:30 AM



Yarn Crafts for Kids



1:30



10:00 AM



BloodyMaryLand Liquid Breakfast



2:30



10:00 AM



Dancing Freedom - SOUL SHINE!



2:00



04:30 @ Allante Relaxomatic Plushitorium



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Thursday, August 28, 2008

Start Time

10:00 AM



Event

EFT for Enlightenment & Inner Beauty



Duration Description

2:30



Location / Camp



EFT physically relieves pain, stress and trauma 03:30 @ Dart QUICKLY! Bring your aches and pains and Freedomcommunity leave luminous and free! When Body mind and Spirit are Activated simultaneously healing occurs naturally & spontaneously ! This special session is devoted to teaching you how to clear any physical or emotional issues that have been pulling on your energy or attention. You will feel the effects immediately and be able to use this and share this for THRIVING through these changing times! EFT is known as Epigenetic Medicine and is a cutting edge tool for reshaping any version of "reality" in a positive direction. (See: www.emofree.com ) Sonya Sophia www.god-dess-in-us.us /www.wisdomandfreedom.us A gentle, Kundalini-inspired hour of yoga hosted 07:30 @ Fairlane by Fuzzy. Expect a low- to moderate-impact Comfort & Joy class, with special attention paid to digestion, relaxing and mobilizing your back and oxygenating your blood. No experience needed, but please know your limits. Bring mat, towel or something to sit on. R U Ready for a spandastic spectacle. Resident 04:30 @ Allante DJ Kok will spin his favorite 80's workout tunes TOTEM Massage & Chill while "Comanda" pumps you up! Bloody Mary's to follow Rabbi Zalman Meintz has been a rabbi in his 03:00 @ Gremlin last 9 lives and is now taking consultations. Subzero Come by and discover the rabbi in you, attire yourself appropriately, recruit some followers and issue a few rabbinic decrees. Open to Jews and infidels alike.



10:00 AM



Kundalini Yoga by Fuzzy



2:00



10:00 AM



Let's Get Physical (Playaerobics)



1:00



10:00 AM



Make Yourself a Rabbi



10:00 AM



Tuning into the Matrix



1:00



Alpha creative dynamic meditation Training for life - you can always get what you want! No prior experience needed - nothing required.



07:30 @ Edsel Camp ... in Bed / Philthy Sanchez



10:30 AM



Heavenly Yoga



1:30



No need to get up at dawn! Sleep off that jet lag, unknown hangover, or whatever ails you and join us at a Mike's Birthday leisurely hour for power/vinayasa yoga. We re going to put you through your paces, but you ll depart from tightness and arrive in a state of bliss. No in-flight movie. Tues, Thurs 10;30 to noon Participate giving and receiving yoga together with palming, stretching and relaxing. Bring water, a partner or find a new friend here. "Why Clothes Camp" will be the meeting place and sponsor for the "First Thursday" Nude Art Ride to selected Art Pieces on the playa. Join us at 11am for the bike ride, art appreciation, light libations. The ride leaves from the "Why Clothes Camp"- we'll post our location as soon as we have our address. Stop by the camp to check out the schedule on the chalk board. 05:00 @ Dart Costco Soulmate Trading Outlet (within Nectar Village) 07:00 @ Esplanade Tribal Thunder



10:30 AM



Partner Thai Yoga



3:00



11:00 AM



"First Thursday" Nude Art Ride



2:00



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Thursday, August 28, 2008

Start Time

11:00 AM



Event

Black Rock City Combat Club Grappling Fundamentals



Duration Description

1:00



Location / Camp



Let's get reeeeeady to rumble! Learn how to 07:30 @ Dart handle yourself on the ground and how to get up Debase Camp from it! All experience levels and ages welcome. Don't forget water! Our 11:00am classes focus on fundamentals of the day's topic. Each class will begin with a warm-up, move into technique instruction, and wrap up with live partner drills. Get first hand experience at modern martial arts and combat sports. Exciting, que no? Experienced martial artists are encouraged to come to the first hour and stay for the second (12:00am-1:00pm) - which will be more of an open mat session. You are welcome to share your own techniques, discuss/drill advanced moves, and spar with appropriate protective gear. We insist that if you want to participate in the open mat, you must also have attended one of the basics classes or otherwise know the instructors. Remember, this is a training environment. We will be offering courses Tues-Fri on various martial arts/aspects of fighting at the same time each day. Check our other events out! We want to bring the fun of BUNKO to the playa! BUNKO is a ridiculously simple, ridiculously fun dice game--best played boozed up and with a sense of humor. Most tournaments run around 90 minutes with six tables of four people each. We will hold a BUNKO tournament daily at 11 a.m. Our concept is to pair BUNKO with a daily drink special: Margarita Monday Tom Collins Tuesday Wine Cooler Wednesday [alternate theme Whisky Wednesday] Thujone Thursday (absinthe) Frosty Friday Sangria Saturday [alternate theme Screwdriver Sunday] Like a splinter in the minds eye, there are thoughts and memories that abide. We find that the anonymous sharing of this energy is a spiritual release and a purification. Camp Secret Exchange offers the opportunity for all to let go of their burning secrets by transferring them to our capable hands. Post your secret on our boards to be burned at the temple, tell us your secrets in safety and privacy, release your secrets into a sealed box, record your secret 07:30 @ Fairlane Boonville Cabaret



11:00 AM



Boozy Bunko--Thujone Thursday



1:30



11:00 AM



Camp Secret Exchange



6:00



07:30 @ Corvair Schaweet and Noice



11:00 AM



Greater Intimacy with HYPNOSIS II



2:00



This session builds on session one, although 03:00 @ Portal you may attend even if you missed the first Poisoned Palace session. Learn how to use hypnosis, suggestion and relaxation responses to enhance tactile pleasure with your partner, create intimacy and allow your sexual fantasies to come to life. Get back to your playground roots with a good ol' fashion game of kickball. unknown Blink



11:00 AM



Kickball!



11:00 AM



Kidsville Travelling Playa Pledge-AThon



1:30



KV kids will be touring the playa and performing 05:30 @ Dart for you in exchange for a "pledge" not for $ but Hot Monkey Sox (within for social change and community kindness! Kidsville) Come to our week-daily Deviant Recess! Today Jon will host Hide, Drink and Seek. Bring a cup and/or some booze, and your cloak of invisibility. Our Playground should have plenty of nifty places to hide. 09:00 @ Portal Deviant Playground



11:00 AM



Recess!



12:30



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11:00 AM



Event

Sacred Theatre



Duration Description

12:50 The practice of Sacred Theatre will empower and awaken the creative spirit of individual expression. Explore deep Emotion, Expression & Passion. Taught by Gypsy Stasia of the Mythmakers, at Temple Pantheogenesis.



Location / Camp

02:00 @ Hummer Energy Riders



11:00 AM



Stoopid Basic Whipcracking



12:45



Bring your own whip or take a chance there'll be 03:00 @ Fairlane one spare. Class size limited. Goggles InJustUs REQUIRED. LIABILITY IS ALL YOURS. Hehheh... Ow! In the air, above the ground, right side up, upside down. Come and play with us in NYrvana village. There is no better co-ed naked bike ride and pub crawl on the playa! Come celebrate our 5th annual ride with hundreds of other increasingly inebriated burners. Free commemorative mugs to the first 200 riders! This year we'll have Bloody Marys waiting for us at the Man before the ride. After the Bloody Marys, we head out into the city where bartenders at four host camps will be standing by with icy cocktails. This year our pit stops will be Barbie Death Camp & Wine Bistro, Celestial Bodies, Home, and - of course - those notoriously naked bartenders at Comfort & Joy. It s Critical Mass with a buzz and a really specific dress code. Biking buzzed and buck naked since 2004. The essence of the Heart of Now is the practice of being present with your whole self. In The Heart of Now workshop, you ll come to know yourself more deeply. You ll discover the possibility of reconnection with your innate beauty, wholeness and be honest with yourself and and with others in a safe circle of love. Join us for the biggest group moon in Gigsville history! Meet @ Car-b-Que, high noon. Drop 'em! Robin Sol leads this journey of dancing and emoting our way into knowing that we are all that is. 08:00 @ Esplanade NYrvana Village 07:00 @ 4:30 Portal Hodown Camp



11:00 AM



Trapeze for Beginners



12:00



11:00 AM



World Naked Bike Ride and Pub Crawl



2:00



11:30 AM



The Heart of Now



1:30



03:00 @ Portal Poisoned Palace



12:00 PM



Asses Across Gigsville!



12:45



03:00 @ Esplanade Ea-cuP-Tay (within Gigsville) 02:00 @ Hummer Energy Riders



12:00 PM



aZa : The Ecstatic Art of Shapeshifting



1:45



12:00 PM



Black Rock City Combat Club Advanced Grappling



1:00



Experienced grappler? Wrestling, Brazilian 07:30 @ Dart Jiujitsu, Judo, Jujitsu, Samba, Hapkido, or Debase Camp other? Come to the BRC-CC to train, share your knowledge, and spar. Please meet instructors at a beginners class (11am) prior to showing up at an advanced class and keep in mind that the BRC-CC is a training environment. Make sure to bring water. If you are new to grappling or want to focus on fundamentals, check out our beginners class. We will be offering courses Tues-Fri on various martial arts/aspects of fighting at the same time each day. Check our other events out! Playa blues got you down? Needing a mid-week 07:30 @ Fairlane lift? Missing your feline friend? Come share Comfort & Joy what makes your cat the most special cat in the whole entire universe. Playa blues got you down? Missing your feline friend? Come share what makes your cat the most special cat in the whole entire universe. 07:30 @ Fairlane Comfort & Joy



12:00 PM



Cat Show & Tell



1:00



12:00 PM



Cat Show and Tell



1:00



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Start Time

12:00 PM



Event

CRITICAL DICKS !!



Duration Description

2:00



Location / Camp



Get revenge on those pesky photographers !! 03:00 @ Allante The Critical Dicks March welcomes all genders: Booby Bar (within Terminal Male, Female, Transsexual, Intersexual, City), The Pansexual, Gay, Bi, Straight, and Bent. However, if you are not naturally blessed with a dick, please bring a long a reasonable fucsimile. Stand proud and erect as you march through the streets of Black Rock City! Cast of the cruel duds of oppression! You have nothing to lose but your shame! (although this is not the Shirtcockers Parade, shirtcockers are welcome also). Calling all Earth Guardians ready to volunteer to 01:15 @ The Wheel man our an information desk where folks can Earth Guardians come for information. We need YOU at our front line. This is a training session for desk volunteers! Shifts run from 9-noon, noon-3 and 3-6pm each day of the event Yee haw! It's Idaho Marvin's Rootin' Tootin' Tater Shootin' Gallery! Bring an Eastwood stare and a fetish for potato ballistics. 07:30 @ Gremlin Post-Apocalyptic Dust Pirates



12:00 PM



Earth Guardian Information Desk Training



1:00



12:00 PM



High Noon at Idaho Marvin's



2:00



12:00 PM



I Scavengered your mom



3:00



Join us in a scavenger hunt that will lead you all 07:30 @ Allante around the playa. Bubble Lounge (within MalMart) Boba Tea served chilled with a generous helping of anime playing. All ages welcome! Pillow fights possible! 06:30 @ Esplanade Arachnophobia



12:00 PM



Ms. Spider's Tea Party



4:00



12:00 PM



Once More With Feeling



4:00



A full screening (or maybe two) of Once More 07:30 @ Bonneville With Feeling - Buffy fans across the playa unite! Sparky's House of Phlame The 3rd annual Duckpond Rugby game. Leave ur commonsense at home, join a pick-up game of rugby. A moderate chance of injury are promised revamp your playa cloths with head-turning alterations. bring any type of clothing or use some of ours . super-simple, super-sexy! Traditional Chanupa Ceremony. Bring your prayers and presence and smoke the pipe with community. Limited Space 04:30 @ Allante TOTEM Massage & Chill



12:00 PM



Playa Rugby



1:00



12:00 PM



Recycle your digs!*



2:00



03:30 @ Dart Moonbow Camp 04:30 @ Edsel Clan Destiny



12:00 PM



Sacred Pipe Ceremony



1:30



12:00 PM



snowball fight!



12:15



Last year was such a success that we're doing it 03:00 @ Esplanade AGAIN! Bring your own crushed ice and Ea-cuP-Tay (within Gigsville) prepare to get pelted! Sound Journey, a guided meditation assisted by 02:00 @ Hummer a crystal bowl, shamanic chanting, and a Energy Riders channeled angel. Facilitated by Brad Tilden One of the TOA's most well attended and 04:00 @ Allante entertaining events, the Slave Auction has been Temple Camp a mainstay since the inception of TOA. If you wish to be bought or to buy, you must arrive 30 min early to be screened. To see what is good 'currency' for the auction, visit our site. Sacred geometry, crystal grids and energy lattices an experiential session with Alex Gordon-Brander 02:00 @ Hummer Energy Riders



12:00 PM



Sound Journey



1:00



12:00 PM



TOA: Famous Annual Slave Auction



2:00



12:30 PM



MAGICAL PRIMER III: Geometry and Geomancy



1:30



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Start Time

1:00 PM



Event

48 Hour Film Project: Editors, Save the Day!



Duration Description

8:00 Editors, come down to Videogasm to help our intrepid filmmakers finish their films. Filmmakers have been spending the last 48 hours in intense movie making, and now they need you to help get their film to the big screen. Bring any equipment that you have--laptops, cameras, firewire cables. Videogasm will provide shelter and power. Then watch your work on the big screen. Feel free to drop in any time during the afternoon; there will be plenty of work to do. (Films shown Thursday at 9pm.) Millions of merkins, merkins for me Millions of merkins, merkins for free Look out! Throw on your merkin (pubic hair wig or codpiece)and come strut your stuff on the HOTD bar in Silicon Village! What kind of Amerkin are you? Open discussion and Q&A exploring double penetration in your sex life.



Location / Camp

07:00 @ Esplanade Pleasure Garden (within Snowflake Village)



1:00 PM



AMerkin Dream Fashion Show



1:00



06:30 @ Dart Puritanica (within Silicon Village)



1:00 PM



DP For Lovers



2:00



09:00 @ Esplanade Black Rock City Canoe Club (within ...and then there's only LOVE.)



1:00 PM



Green Building Workshop



1:30



Interested in environmental building practices? 01:15 @ The Wheel Wondering how to apply the same ideas to your Earth Guardians theme camp? We ll be exploring the idea of paralleling systems developed for burning man camps with large scale systems used on cutting edge residential and commercial green building programs. Eli Meyer, president of the Sierra Green Building Association (www.SiGBA.org) and veteran burner will be leading the workshop! Envious of all those amazing hula hoopers and don't know where they get their cool gear? Got hoop? Stop by the Coeur de BRC for a hoopmaking tutorial. We provide the materials, decorations and know-how, you do the work. We'll be camped around H and 3:50ish -- look for the heart flag and Keith Haring dudes. Or, what you should have been taught about sex in Jr. High. This experimental introductory class will provide basic information on anatomy and physiology, human sexual response, gender identity, sexual orientation, safer sex practices, and sexual expression. Topics discussed may include self discovery, masturbation, communication, partner sex, monogamy and non-monogamy, safer sex, fetishes and pornography. This will be an adult event, clothing optional class. Safer Sex Camp is a camera free zone and a drugs and alcohol free space. unknown Harem



1:00 PM



Hula Hoop Making Workshop



2:00



1:00 PM



INTRODUCTION TO HUMAN SEXUALITY



1:00



03:30 @ Allante Sacred Spaces



1:00 PM



MAGICK!



3:00



Join us in the shade for ritual and lively 12:30 @ 4:30 Portal discussion on topics like: past lives, the divine Groovlite feminine, hermetics, the nature of the universe, ritual form and whatever else comes up. The flow and form of these discussions is influenced by your participation! I am offering oracle and tarot readings, coupled with a tailored lesson in magick to help you manifest your will in any environment. I believe the Black Rock community is an integral thread in the fabric of the American consciousness. I want to teach you tools you can take back to your 'other' world, to help you "be who you are in the place you are at". 12:30 @ 4:30 Portal Groovlite



1:00 PM



Personal Ritual Creation



3:00



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Start Time

1:00 PM



Event

Salon Soleil Healing Faire



Duration Description

3:00 Join us at Salon Soleil as we offer you a menu of personalized treatments, each spiced with a flair of clairvoyance: Palm Reading; Native American Medicine Cards; Massage; Energy work; Witch-hazel face cleansing; Foot baths; Animal Spirit Readings; and others. A gaze into your future will bring peace into your present. Come battle our ferocious Suburban Gladiators!! Events include Dr Q-Tip Jousting, Morning COmmute Trike Race, Soccer Mom Challenge & more!!



Location / Camp

05:30 @ Allante Sakénoma



1:00 PM



Suburban Gladiators Tournament



3:00



07:30 @ Dart American Suburban Gladiators



1:00 PM



The Art of Freedom



4:00



How can we recognize, articulate, and navigate 03:30 @ Dart the politics of art and freedom? What are the Freedomcommunity roles of our communities, cultures, and societies in enabling or restricting arts and freedoms? What freedoms are needed to enable artistic expression? How can freedom be experienced as a form of art? How can art create freedom? Join us for an afternoon of inquiry and exploration, featuring diverse panel presentations and robust discussion. All levels of study and perspectives welcome. Come with an open mind, beliefs and passions to be challenged, and an eagerness to engage in dialogue as play. Thursday Day :: Opulent Day Dreams A Revamped OT day party, featuring salvaged bamboo into the Phoenix Tiki Bar 1:00 Derek Hena 2:00 Jive 3:00 Dirty Nate (1 of 2) 4:00 Mace 5:00 Laird 6:00 Fort Knox 5 Come make a tutu and have a 'tini with the bears of Fairyland. We provide pre-sewn tule and elastic, and you fashion it as you see fit. Warning: the tule goes FAST. Regardless of how much we bring. 03:00 @ Gremlin Opposable Thumbs



1:00 PM



Thursday Day :: Opulent Day Dreams



6:00



1:00 PM



TuTu Thursday



1:00



08:30 @ Dart Fairy Land (within Avalon Village)



1:00 PM



Two on One Life Coaching



2:00



Burning Man is a place where exploration and 02:00 @ Hummer expansion form the backdrop of daily Energy Riders experience. This desert is a school for selfexpression. On the Playa we're encouraged to create ourselves in the moment -organic and intentional but without agenda. Our tandem coaching session will serve to catalyze this process. Bring your head and heart in equal measure, trust them in our hands; we'll take you on a brand new ride through yourself. Participants will choose one important area of their life which they'd like to transform. Our expert 2 on 1 team will provide public coaching sessions customized to the individual, intending to cause a breakthrough in that area. We begin with the assumption that nothing is wrong, there's nowhere to go & nothing to fix. You are already perfect, whole and complete. There may be something in your way -seeming obstacles or stories that impede movement. Once these barriers are distinguished and dismantled, they begin to disappear. You are then free to BE. We intend that you leave our space transformed & full of possibility. Workshop Leaders: Mutual muses Jena La Flamme (certified holistic health counselor) & Annie Lalla (relationship coach) both live and work in NYC .



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Start Time

1:00 PM



Event

Unitarian Universalist Discussion Group- God is an American?



Duration Description

1:00



Location / Camp



How do our 6th Principle goals relate to The unknown American Dream? Is there room for nationalism Putting 4 Pabst Lite within universalism? Did 13% of Americans polled really say that Jesus is the greatest American of all time? Let s talk about it! Bring your own ideas. Everyone Welcome! Please join us for this 2nd annual discussion of the art theme and our beautiful faith. Members, friends, and like-minded encouraged. Look for the flaming chalice in Center Camp or ask for Jeff from Portland. Wicca Sexuality, Philosophy and Technique unknown l. The Goddess Temple Of Atonement The real woman The Christian myth The Wicca Way Body, Mind, Spirit, Community 2. The God The Real Man The Christian Myth The Wicca Way Body, Mind, Spirit, Community 3. Freedom and Responsibility 4. Monogamy and Polygamy and Abstinence 5. Hot Sex A demonstration of Female Genital Anatomy A demonstration of Male Genital Anatomy (I'll need a volunteer) Starter Techniques Advanced Tricks 6. No Problem too big, too small, or too weird--a question and answer session. Wicca Sexuality, Philosophy and Technique unknown l. The Goddess Temple Of Atonement The real woman The Christian myth The Wicca Way Body, Mind, Spirit, Community 2. The God The Real Man The Christian Myth The Wicca Way Body, Mind, Spirit, Community 3. Freedom and Responsibility 4. Monogamy and Polygamy and Abstinence 5. Hot Sex A demonstration of Female Genital Anatomy A demonstration of Male Genital Anatomy (I'll need a volunteer) Starter Techniques Advanced Tricks 6. No Problem too big, too small, or too weird--a question and answer session. Calling all Wienie Eaters, come relish a Wienie! 10:00 @ Allante Celebrate the American Dream with a Wienie Gravitypoint Roast on Tuesday and Thursday from 1:00 p.m. until 3:00 p.m. Enjoy a Wienie and a cold beverage (please bring your own cup). You can also enjoy the fun and games everyday... Wienie Toss, Whack a Wienie, Bopping for Wienies, and other crazy fun! It's Thursday, time to break out the hydrocortisone! See Mutant Vehicle. See The Hilux visit playa art installations. See yourself climbing aboard. Don't be late. Four-thirty Plaza, sharp. unknown Big Time Camp



1:00 PM



Wicca Sexuality, Philosophy and Technique



2:00



1:00 PM



Wicca Sexuality, Philosophy and Technique



2:00



1:00 PM



Wienie Roast-Come relish a Wienie



2:00



1:11 PM



Utah Rob Has a Rash



1:00



2:00 PM



Art Tour on board The Hilux



12:05



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Start Time

2:00 PM



Event

Bluegrass Jam!!



Duration Description

2:00



Location / Camp



Pickin' an'a Grinnin'! Grab your banjos, 03:00 @ Fairlane washtubs, spoons, fiddles, washboards and gee- InJustUs tars. It's a Bluegrass Jam filled with singin' and strummin'. Pass the jug, set a spell and let go from techno. Yah, sure, bring yur cousin an' the kids! The Burning Sticks & Hooks Ravelry group 05:30 @ Corvair invites you to stitch and bitch with your fellow Burning Sam Camp knitters, crocheters, and other fibre enthusiasts. Bring a project to work on, or a finished creation to show off. Please note to access the event URL you must be signed into Ravelry. Everybody loves to color but these are not your typical coloring books. So come join us and relive your favorite childhood pasttime with a naughty twist of course! Upholding a Duck Tradition, playa rugby will devolve into a sing-along boat-race of horrible and debauched songs led by real live Canadians Please come and join Drunk Art Workshop! two hour Freehand Drawing lesson where freehand drawing technics will be explored in combination with helpful spirits. Similar to our reflexology events, foot spa will focus on making you feel great. During the foot spa you will have the opportunity to have you feet washed, massaged (reflexology) and pedicured to perfection. Your feet deserve the royal treatment. Bring them to the Poisoned Palace for a foot furlough in paradise. 08:30 @ Esplanade Automatic Subconscious (within The Hive) 08:30 @ Fairlane Point Being 09:00 @ Portal Deviant Playground



2:00 PM



Burning Sticks & Hooks Knitting & Crochet Meet-up



2:30



2:00 PM



Coloring and Cocktails



2:00



2:00 PM



Depraved Drinking Songs



1:30



2:00 PM



Drunk art/ Experimental Gesture Figure drawing



2:00



2:00 PM



Foot Spa Clinic



2:00 PM



FORECLOSURE COURT



4:00



Own your piece of the BRC outright (sort of)! 03:00 @ Bonneville Meet with Judge Estate and BlackHeart, the Burning Dream Foreclosures BRC assayer, in FORECLOSURE COURT! Do & Repos you want the sought after BRC Title Of Property? Bring proof of residency (or a bribe for the judge), answer a few simple questions before his honor, and receive your Deed. Give your burning family The American Dream. Don t let zhe Playa become a dusty nightmare! Support Zhe French Dream! Join Zhe French Maid Brigade! Please bring: non-feather dusters, rags, dustbusters, service carts, vacuums, white gloves, latex gloves, lube, enema kits, any other useful cleaning equipment, and your worst possible French accent. We meet at 3 O Clock and Esplanade then dust our way through every filthy, nasty camp on our march toward that dust bucket known as Center Camp Café, liberate them from their dusty oppression, and celebrate our triumph! A Game of Squares event. Red & Green Squares meet up at Center Camp to play out their rules. Learn to pick locks! Picks, deadbolts, padlocks, & club locks provided for practice! Stay after for our How to Make Lock Picks class. Learn to pick locks! Picks, deadbolts, padlocks, & club locks provided for practice! Stay after for our How to Make Lock Picks class. Portal East @ Center Camp Law Officer Oversight ProjectLOOP



2:00 PM



French Maid Brigade Parade



2:00



2:00 PM



Game of Squares: Red & Green Squares go to Center Camp



1:00



12:30 @ 4:30 Portal Groovlite unknown Cult of Levitating Plywood unknown Cult of Levitating Plywood



2:00 PM



Lockpicking 101



1:00



2:00 PM



Lockpicking 101



1:00



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Start Time

2:00 PM



Event

No-Holds-Barked Wrestling



Duration Description



Location / Camp



The Astropups brings you the fourth explosive 08:30 @ Dart season of hot wrestling action. From Freestyle, Astropups (within Avalon Greco-Roman, Submission, Pro-fantasy to No Village) Holds Barred fighting, it's all there at Astropups. It doesn't matter if you are Male, Female, Hetro, Bi, Gay or Transgendered a all are welcome. If haven't found a partner, you'll be paired with someone of similar experience, weight and style of fighting. Co-ed matches will be encouraged and the last hour you can relish in nude wrestling. Bring a towel, we'll bring the oil. Get ready for some hot, sweaty, muscled action! You must accept the inherent risks (and pleasures) of full body-to-body wrestling action. No cameras without express permission 4:00 Hello all you 80 s fans. Join Outpost23 our 4th 08:30 @ Esplanade annual 80 s Excess party hosted by DJ Sparkle. Automatic Subconscious Come down and visit us and enjoy a refreshing (within The Hive) blast of our signature alcoholic monstrosity the Analogue Banana Log while blissing out to the likes of Depeche Mode, New Order, Pet Shop Boys, Alphaville and all your favorite dark new wave. Expect the occasional guest appearances by Madonna, Michael Jackson, Bon Jovi and Young MC. So dance your heart out at Outpost23 while we make the 80 s Just Like Heaven! Through dynamic group interactions, leading 02:00 @ Hummer edge information, and inspiring multimedia, Energy Riders participants of this event are inspired to reconnect with their deep concern for our world, and are empowered to make a difference. Designed with the collaboration of some of the finest scientific, indigenous and spiritual minds in the world, the Symposium explores the current state of our planet from a new perspective, and connects participants with a powerful global movement to reclaim our future. It is an exploration of four questions Where Are We? an examination of the state of environmental, social and personal well-being How did We Get Here? tracing the root causes that lead to our current imbalance What s Possible for the Future? discovering new ways of relating with each other, with the Earth and looking at the emerging Movement for change Where Do We Go from Here? considering the stand we want to be in the world and our personal and collective impact If you are ready to be disturbed, inspired and moved to action, and to be introduced to a thriving community of other committed people, then join us in exploring the most critical concerns of our times, and discover new opportunities to make a real difference in accelerating the emergence of an environmentally sustainable, spiritually fulfilling, and socially just human presence on this planet! This symposium is featured as part of the Entheon Village DreamRise Lecture and Workshop Series. Come get some basic assistance with poi or other fire gear repair and maintenance at Pandora's FixIt Shoppe. Leave ur equip. and commonsense at home, join a pick-up game of rugby. Some twists on the rules and a moderate chance of injury are promised 09:30 @ 9:00 Portal Pancake Playhouse 04:30 @ Allante TOTEM Massage & Chill



2:00 PM



Outpost23 presents Excess



2:00 PM



Pachamama Alliance Symposium



2:00



2:00 PM



Pandora's Fire Spinning Repair Workshop



2:00



2:00 PM



Playa Rugby



1:00



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Start Time

2:00 PM



Event

Red White and You



Duration Description

4:00



Location / Camp



Nothing to wear? No need to feel blue-just 07:00 @ 9:00 Portal swing by the Boutique and let our fashionistas Black Rock Beacon slip you into something a little more questionable, then rock the runway in your Reds and Whites. Got something fresh to add to this party-clothing donatins/music/libations/art/performance? Bring it! The sun can a gentle provider, or it can be an awesome and angry god. * spotlight camp will use our giant 48" fresnel lenses to explore both aspects of our totem deity. We use the left lens of hospitality to boil water to serve guests tea. The right lens of destruction can melt copper in seconds and we will use it to immolate the sacrifices you bring us. Also, sangria and dance music. But if you are drinking, do everyone a favor and stay away from the lenses! Really!!! For the sun is an awesome but unforgiving god. Come one come all to the 2nd annual fruniture car rally. Driving devans, cruising couches or any furniture that has it's own get up and go. Info! Prizes! Fun! 09:00 @ Corvair Asshole Spotlight Camp



2:00 PM



The sun is an awesome god party.



3:00



2:30 PM



furniture car rally



5:00



07:30 @ Dart Fur Bar



2:30 PM



THE DYNAMIC PLAYA - Its alive and ever changing!



1:00



Think that the playa is dead and static? Come 01:15 @ The Wheel hear Don Sada and Ken Adams from Nevada's Earth Guardians Desert Research Institute talk about all of the various micro-critters that live on the playa, the processes that form this beautiful place, and the effects that Burning Man and other playa activities may have on our favorite flat spot. There may even be live samples of some of these fascinating creatures. A limited edition rag for burners of limited but 07:30 @ Edsel aspiring sex experience will be distributed at the Cartoon Commune Cartoon Commune by Uncle Sam until gone. The Captain has turned on the Fasten Your Liver sign. Join us for our famous Jet Fuel and Flight Crew Homebrew as DJs spin at your favorite airplane go-go sunset Happy Hour bar! 07:30 @ Corvair Playfully Yours



2:30 PM



Uncle Sam's Love/Sex Aids Newsletter



12:30



3:00 PM



Turbulence Thursday at PLEASair



5:00



3:00 PM



Adult Parlour Games



1:30



What s better than making out with a stranger at unknown Burning Man? Doing it while your lover (or Doubles Does friends) watch and participate! Come for an afternoon of creatively pushing your physical, emotional and intellectual intimacy boundaries with a group of like-minded adults. Blur your lines. Open your mind (and, perhaps, more). Tug and push at your limits in a safe, somewhat structured and relaxed setting. Safety third! Couples, please, or bring a friend to share (in the experience!). Don't be Late for a Very Important Date. If you're 08:30 @ The Wheel feeling quite mad, Liminal Labs We'll make you right glad. Come in foolish attire for all to admire. Interactive Workshop for those seeking information about this Most TABOO Pleasure Zone. Topics include anatomy, hygene, safety. 04:30 @ Fairlane S.P.E.C.



3:00 PM



Alice in Wonderland Tea Party



2:00



3:00 PM



BACKDOOR FOR BEGINNERS



1:00



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Start Time

3:00 PM



Event

BM Screensaver Project Happy hour



Duration Description

5:00



Location / Camp



THe BM Screensaver project has made 03:45 @ The Wheel amazing screen savers for the last 6 years. This Historical Marker #65 will be year 7. You the citizens of BRC submit the photos and we put them together. Wether you've contributed to our screensavers in the past, want to this year, or just think its really cool and want to meet some of the people behind the camera stop by for happy hour. Check out and download past screen savers at our web site or find out how to contribute on or web site. Join the Award-Winning Sirens of the Mermaid 08:00 @ Esplanade Parade Pod as they lead other marine revelers Mermaid Parade Pod (within around the playa in a re-enactment of the Coney NYrvana Village) Island Classic Mermaid Day Parade. All fellow fishies, mythical aquatic creatures and lovers are welcome, as well as ambitious fishermen. The Pod launches from Mermaid Parade Pod camp located in NYrvana Village at 3pm. Come relax or help others relax with a little massage. unknown Blink



3:00 PM



Coney Island Classic Mermaid Day Parade



2:00



3:00 PM



Give and Get Massage



1:00



3:00 PM



How to Make Lock Picks



1:00



Learn the fine art of making lock picks! Come unknown early for our 2pm Lockpicking 101 class to learn Cult of Levitating Plywood how to put your tools to use! Inner crystal layout activation. 02:00 @ Hummer Guided visualization facilitated by Diana Maxwell Energy Riders The Love Letter Clinic is designed to help you over come your fears and prejudices about writing and refining notes of appreciation, affection and intimate interest. What makes a powerful love letter? This workshop debunks myths and shares the key traits of a great love letter. We guarantee you will leave with at least one important piece of written intimate communication that you will be proud to give to someone for whom you have strong feelings. 03:00 @ Portal Poisoned Palace



3:00 PM



Inner Crystal Layout Activation



1:00



3:00 PM



Love Letter Clinic



2:00



3:00 PM



Poetry Slam...A Little Bit of Poetry & a Wee Bit of Spanking



2:00



This is not some ordinary poetry reading, nor is 03:30 @ Fairlane it your poetry contest with score paddles. But Bubble Wrap Trap you will be paddled with poetry in this full contact open mic. Curious yet? So are we! Bring a poem, or be a spectator, but stay away if you have a soft tush. If you were the kid who couldn't keep the 08:30 @ Dart scissors out of his (or her)hands, we want to talk Astropups (within Avalon to you. We are asking you to put your best Village) creative eye to crafting toilet paper couture (all to be recycled and hawkishly watched by our moop-team) in 10 minutes, which will be fiercely flaunted in a model walkoff, and judged by a jury of three flamboyant and fabulous judges. You bring the talent, and we'll show you how the rest falls in to place. Are you in, or auf? Prizes and a career in toilet-paper couture will be awarded.



3:00 PM



Project Runway Toilet Paper Couture



3:00 PM



SCA Burners Happy Hour



2:00



Meet your fellow SCAdians from throughout the Knowne World that are Burners as well. Kings,Knights,Laurels and Populace-You might be surprised at who likes dressing in day-glo as well as linen! No-Shit-There-I-Was-This-OneTime-On-the-Playa stories encouraged! Ren Faire Folk welcome as well.



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Event

Sixty Gun Shootout



Duration Description

5:00



Location / Camp



Ever been in a gunfight? Didn't think so. There's unknown not many real cowboys or cowgirls left these Manifest Blasphemy days. If you want to test your mettle, take a swing by ManyFest Destiny and at some point amidst the whiskey-shooting, apple-bobbing, horseshoes, and watermelon-eating, you may suddenly find yourself ducking for cover and taking sides if one of the camp's two rival factions decides to take it up a notch. A brief discussion of local Nevada laws affecting 09:00 @ Esplanade your experience on the playa. Black Rock City Canoe Club (within ...and then there's only LOVE.) Join us for blackjack, burning man-style. Remember, you can't win if you don't playa. Open to Grace on the Playa. All levels class taught by certified Anusara yoga instructor. Please bring yoga mat, if you can. The First Republic of Slacking welcomes new residents at its 2008 Party. Check in, apply for asylum, and Slack Out! Djs, hooping and more! 09:00 @ Portal Star Factory 09:15 @ The Wheel Yogi & Delta's Asana-Mania unknown FireFingers



3:00 PM



The American Dream: SelfExpression Without Being Arrested



1:30



3:30 PM



21 or Dust



1:00



4:00 PM



Anusara Yoga



1:30



4:00 PM



Asylum Initiation Party



4:00



4:00 PM



Beginners belly dance class



1:00



This is an introductory belly dance class to learn 08:30 @ Dart basic techniques & an easy choreography. Quixote s Cabaret Club and Everybody welcome!! Hosted by Quixote's Bar (within Avalon Village) Cabaret Club & Bar. Bunnies of the World & Furry Allies, unite! Meet at Bunny Nation 4pm-6pm for bunnification and HOPtails. We march at 6pm SHARP as a carrot!!! To be followed by annual afterparty! Join us for libations and mingle with BRAF Board Members, Grant Recipients, Artists and our fabulous community of lively supporters. Welcome to the 2008 BRC Silly Olympics! With silly walk contests, an egg roll race, and so much more, you cannot miss this historic event! Win medals to impress your friends. Come suggest a sport to include! A handful of oddly stilted techniques--light fingers-only touch, suppressed contractions, even kitchen timers!--can nonetheless prolong yummy pre-orgasmic sensations into a sustained, overwhelming nearly-orgasmic experience. As with yoga and meditation, these methods hot-wire natural physiology and psychology to produce "unnatural" but energizing results....and you can practice them on your own, unhindered, without living in a "sensual community" or attending expensive classes. 10:00 @ The Wheel Billion Bunnies: Bunny Nation!



4:00 PM



BILLION BUNNY MARCH TO PROTEST HUMANITY!



2:30



4:00 PM



Black Rock Arts Foundation Cocktail Party



2:00



06:30 @ Allante Black Mamba's Imaginarium 04:00 @ 3:00 Portal Hundredth Monkey Camp



4:00 PM



BRC 2008 Silly Olympics



2:00



4:00 PM



Continuous Female Orgasm: Sexcult tricks for the rest of us



5:00



07:30 @ Allante Orgasmateria Pleasure Lab (within Asylum Village)



4:00 PM



Couples Contact Dance



1:00



Seeking couples that like to get REALLY close 04:30 @ Bonneville to one another. Explore each other through Camp Tramp Stamp contact improvisational dance, and have a blast. Come learn some up close and personal moves, and create a few of your own. No dance experience needed. Come make contact! Come play DogfightDerby with Boston s own SCUL gang. Test you piloting skills and be the last pilot pedaling unknown Unitardicorns



4:00 PM



Derby!Derby!Derby!



1:00



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4:00 PM



Event

Girl Scout Bondage: The American Dream



Duration Description

2:59 Dig out your mint green, your camouflage, your khaki--hell, your green of any flavor, throw it on, and come talk to strangers over a frothy "Girl Scout Cookie," a sweet and tasty liquid treat from our patent-pending "BRU Think Tanks." We will tie, spank, and torture any desirous (or desirable) Scouts or Scouting Enthusiasts, and may even often Merit badges, but mostly want to have good clean fun with our neighbors who share our wholesome view of what makes America--and our shiny happy subdivision in particular--the greatest place on Earth...froofy drinks. The GLO BAR is a portable party on wheels. It has an awesome stereo system with video graphics animated animals including a generator bear, a dancing bunny, and DJ bear. Lots of stimulating lights and eye candy. We'll be gifting cocktails, glo necklaces & bracelets, entertainment and other trinkets. GLO BAR CAMP LOCATION BETWEEN 4-4:30 H,L, CHECK CENTER CAMP FOR UPDATED ADDRESS.



Location / Camp



4:00 PM



GLO BAR CAMP HAPPY HOUR



1:00



03:00 @ Esplanade Poo Funnel Camp (within Gigsville)



4:00 PM



Green Earth Soiree



2:00



Sharing in the spirit of border crossings and 01:15 @ The Wheel aware participation, the Earth Guardians are Earth Guardians reaching out to regional burns to further the work of LNT and Greening our Burn(s). As regional events become larger, so does the need for conscious, choreographed efforts to implement Burning Man principles that enhance the unique "personalities" of each burn. The Earth Guardians want to initiate conversations with and between regional LNT reps so we may network and learn with each other, tapping into our collective resourcefulness around how to best educate and contribute to LNT and greening our communities. MISS BLACK ROCK CITY 2007: PAGEANT OF 08:30 @ Esplanade SELF-PROCLAIMED BEAUTIES Automatic Subconscious > Thursday, 4pm-5pm (within The Hive) > Auto Sub, Hive Village, xyz and Esplanade big white cube Represent your village, your camp, your art, your tent, or justyourself! Participants (M / F / other - all welcome) compete in Playa Style, 2 Min Talent (No rules), Interview. Everyone wins by participating. Fabulous gifts include tiaras and the Miss Black Rock City sash. Hosted by SuzQ! The vision of Camp Nomadia is to bring unknown together as many cool nomadic spirits as we CAMP NOX can to share stories, resources, passion, and community. To foster nomadic community, we are hosting a Nomadic Happy Hour on Tuesday and Thursday (4pm to 6pm) and Sunday (3pm to 5pm). Come and stop by - whether you are a current nomad, future nomad, wanna-be nomad, part time nomad, domestic nomad, international nomad, technomad, lowtechnomad, former nomad, land nomad, rail nomad, backpacking nomad, open water cruising nomad, friend of a nomad, or you just want to be around nomads. Bring some food or drink to share, and come mix and mingle. Tour a few truly mobile homes. Learn what it is like to live full-time on the road. Ask questions. Swap stories. Or just come hang out and meet some cool folk. See you there!



4:00 PM



MISS Black Rock City 2008 selfproclaimed-beauty Pageant



1:12



4:00 PM



Nomadic Happy Hour



2:08



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Event

Paul Addis look-alike contest



Duration Description

1:00 Join the (now) infamous BLD cocktail hour in true American Dream style! Don you best kabuki makeup and bring drinks in a gas can. We have 100 pair of poi, please being poi if you have them or if not a pair of your socks would be great.



Location / Camp

03:30 @ Fairlane Blazin Raisin Camp



4:00 PM



Poi - beginner/intermediate dance



2:00



4:00 PM



Resistance Pay



2:00



Come and learn about erotic resistance play in 03:00 @ Allante our dungeon with Sylvain. Safer ways to use Den of Iniquity force in risk aware bdsm. Den of Iniquity is a place for bdsn, leather, goth, fetish on the playa. This is an advanced class for consenting adults in good health, no photos, for people 18 and older only please! SEE - Sex Ecstasy and Enlightenment 07:30 @ Edsel Camp ... in Bed / Philthy Sanchez



4:00 PM



S.E.E. - Sex Ecstasy and Enlightenment



1:00



4:00 PM



Samosas, Mimosas and Tamales



2:00



There's a new addition to samosa/mimosa 09:30 @ Esplanade partay this year - tamales!!! unfortunately, it Bat Country doesn't rhyme - however, once you taste these succulent morsels of mexican goodness, you won't really care about the rhyme-factor. vegetarians and hippies beware! these are chalk full of porky/chickeny goodness, but we'll keep the samosas manimal free for you. seriously, this is going to be a party explosion in your mouth. Shamanic Sound Tools An overview of shamanic sound tools. Facilitated by shamanic practitioner & sound healer Jon Reinschreiber Dance to "Goodbye Horses" as Buffalo Bill. Bring your best tuck-back and groove while the judges sip a nice chianti. Will it get the fucking lotion in the basket or will it get the hose? (weather permitting) 02:00 @ Hummer Energy Riders



4:00 PM



Shamanic Sound Tools Workshop



1:00



4:00 PM



Silence of the Lambs Dance Contest



1:00



unknown Castra Roto Thema Thematis (CRTT)



4:00 PM



Sun Tea Happy Hour



2:00



Freedelicious invite you to join us for delicious 04:30 @ Portal beats, yummy tea and a spectacular happy hour Free Photography Zone of exhilerating self-expression... Meet the progenitors of other multigenerational 09:00 @ Fairlane burner families - drink hot tea, cold tea, marTinis Slutgarden and eat crumpets. Part of the M.A.P.S. program in the Entheon Village DreamRise Lecture and Workshop Series. Journalist Charles Shaw (Alternet, Huffington Post, Conscious Choice, Grist) leads us on a fascinating journey into the secret history of American drug policy, where nothing is as it appears. Learn about US involvement in the global drug trade, and what all those drug laws are really all about. Join us for tea and crumpets at 4pm. 02:00 @ Hummer Energy Riders



4:00 PM



Tea for Parents of Adult Burners & Their Children



1:30



4:00 PM



The Secret History of the War on Drugs



1:00



4:00 PM



Thursday Afternoon Tea



5:00



4:00 PM



Trans-Gender Salon



1:30



A safe place to join a spontaneous gender07:00 @ Esplanade spanning community. Bring open hearts and Deep Heaven: Living the minds. Come fabulously dressed, or let us dress Dream you? Share questions, revelations, struggles & successes in living the gender(s) of your soul. Engage in exploratory activities. Bring your questions and answers. Honey moderates and joins you in sharing experience, wisdom and compassionate provocation.



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Start Time

4:00 PM



Event

Vipassan : Mindful Meditation



Duration Description

1:00 Traditional style, focusing the mind & developing open, accepting mindfulness. Meditate on objects including breath, body & playa sounds.



Location / Camp

05:00 @ Dart Costco Soulmate Trading Outlet (within Nectar Village)



4:00 PM



World Peace in 5 Years



By February 14th, 2014 we promise to create 04:30 @ Edsel world peace as measured by The Economist Camp Nomadia Newspaper. This peace symposium is a mastermind session for brainstorming creative ways to connect personal visions to cause world peace within the next five years. We will be doing experiential exercises to see what conclusions we draw together. Camp Mystic is home to Give Peace A Deadline. Come by anytime to share your vision of what the world and government would look like if it was expressing your values. What's possible for humanity when the context of war is removed as a viable solution to conflict? Discover how you can be part of the revolution!



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Start Time

4:20 PM



Event

Ravers Anonymous



Duration Description

1:00 We who are in R.A. came because we finally gave up trying to control our raving. We still hated to admit that we could never listen to quality music. Then we heard from other R.A. members that they were sick of our candy. (We thought so for years!) We found out that many people suffered from the same feelings of PLUR (peace, love, unity and respect) that we did. We found out that we had these feelings because we had the disease of rave. We decided to try and face up to what raving had done to us. Here are some of the questions we tried to answer honestly. If we answered YES to four or more questions, we were in deep trouble with our raving. See how you do. Remember, there is no disgrace in facing up to the fact that you have a problem. 1 - Have you ever decided to stop raving for a week or so, but only lasted for a couple of days? Most of us in R.A. made all kinds of promises to ourselves and to our families. We could not keep them. Then we came to R.A. R.A. said: "Just try not to rave today." (If you do not rave today, you cannot be a raver today.) 2 - Do you wish people would mind their own business about your raving-- stop telling you what to do? In R.A. we do not tell anyone to do anything. We just talk about our own raving, the trouble we got into, and how we stopped. We will be glad to help you, if you want us to. 3 - Have you ever switched from one kind of electronic music to another in the hope that this would keep you from raving? We tried all kinds of ways. We listened to psychedelic trance. We listened to "intelligent dance music" while stroking our chins. Or just our clothes in the dryer. Or we became djs and said it was "just a job". Or we made terrible "music" and called ourselves producers. We only raved on Saturday nights. You name it, we tried it. But if we did anything involving electronic music, we usually began to rave eventually. 4 - Have you had to have an eye-opener upon coming home at 9am during the past year? Do you need to dance to do the dishes, or listen to hard house during family dinners? This is a pretty sure sign that you are raving antisocially. 5 - Do you envy people who can listen to electronic music without raving? At one time or another, most of us have wondered why we were not like most people, who really can take it or leave it. 6 - Have you had problems connected with raving during the past year? Be honest! Doctors say that if you have a problem with rave and keep on raving, it will get worse -- never better. Eventually, you will get tinnitus, or end up listening to happy hardcore for the rest of your life. The only hope is to stop raving. 7 - Has your raving caused trouble at home? Before we came into R.A., most of us said that it was the good vibe or the phatty beats that made us rave. We could not see that our raving just made everything worse. It never got us any ass anywhere or anytime. 8 - Do you ever try to get "extra" beats outside of a party because you do not get enough? Most of us used to listen to a "few" records at home before we headed out if we thought it was going to be that kind of warehouse party. And if beats were not served fast enough, we would go some place else to get more. 9. - Do you tell yourself you can stop raving any time you want to, even though you keep raving



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when you don't mean to? Many of us kidded ourselves into thinking that we raved because we wanted to. After we came into R.A., we found out that once we started to rave, we couldn't stop. 10 - Have you missed days of work or school because of raving? Many of us admit now that we "called in sick" lots of times when the truth was that we were up late last night listening to Paul Oakenfold play at this amazing party down on Broadway that had a Turbosound system you wouldn't believe. 11 - Do you have "blackouts"? A "blackout" is when we have been raving hours or days which we cannot remember. We wake up in a dirty field listening to some hippie ambient dj with dreadlocks who's simultaneously taking a hit from a bong and some woman giving us a back massage and talking about our chakra alignment. When we came to R.A., we found out that this is a pretty sure sign of raving. 12 - Have you ever felt that your life would be better if you did not rave? Many of us started to rave because raving made life seem better, at least for a while. By the time we got into R.A., we felt trapped. We were raving to live and living to rave. We were smelly and tired of being tired and smelly. ........ Remember: - White gloves are for tea parties, not warehouses - Trying to wean yourself off a pacifier? We can help! - The scene was better back in the day anyway. None of these kids understand good music. All they care about is drugs. - Bring your candy bracelets and we can help you dispose of them via our cleansing RaveBegone ritual! - Bring your stories about how raving has ruined your life and our compassionate audience will listen without judgement. Together we will help you stop raving. Put down that pacifier, turn off that gabber mixtape, and make a commitment to yourself to attend Ravers Anonymous onplaya. Don't do it for yourself. Do it for the sake of humanity. 4:20 PM Sangria SoundClash 3:00 5th annual Sangria SoundClash party. Join us in 04:30 @ Bonneville the laborious task of consuming 50 gallons of Misfit Nation killer playa sangria while dancing to latin, hip hop and middle eastern music. Neither duststorm nor rain stops the festivities. As always, starts at 4:20 PM. The Burning Man Unicyclists ride again!! We'll meet @ 9:00 plaza & tour around the esplanade in all one-wheeled glory! How many will we be? 1:20 Come practice a combination of chanted mantras, breathwork, asanas/exercises, deep relaxation and meditation. All levels welcome. A cocktail party for all playa superstars. Recreating the atmosphere of the Warhol factory years, come ready for your screen test. Join us for team-based beer drinking games! 05:00 @ Dart Costco Soulmate Trading Outlet (within Nectar Village) 09:00 @ Gremlin Andy's Wonder Factory



Location / Camp



4:30 PM



4th Annual Burning Man Unicycles Unite!



4:30 PM



Kundalini Yoga



5:00 PM



Andy's Superstar cocktail hour



2:00



5:00 PM



Beerfest



2:00



5:00 PM



Beginners Burlesque Class



1:00



This is a burlesque striptease class with 08:30 @ Dart Sapphira. Learn to `Peel and reveal', pose like a Quixote s Cabaret Club and pin up, unleash your showgirl! Bar (within Avalon Village)



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Start Time

5:00 PM



Event

BRC Hash House Harriers



Duration Description

2:00 Hide & Go Seek with a twist. Short jaunt then beer and a few bawdy songs at the end. Sneakers, Funny Hats, Beer Vessel is all you need. dreamtigHr leads this , third in the Dram: Earthheart series: Develop techniques for tuning in with our higher selves. Create a personalized ritual, create ourselves now. This beginners class will demonstrate the safe use and erotic style of rope bondage. Learn to tie a chest harness and corset.



Location / Camp

07:30 @ Edsel BRC Animal Control



5:00 PM



Dream: Earthheart Series: 3 Embodying Change: Manifestation in Action



2:00



02:00 @ Hummer Energy Riders



5:00 PM



Erotic rope bondage



1:00



09:00 @ Edsel Playaball Hoops Madness



5:00 PM



In-spiral-ity Hoop PlayshoP



1:00



All levels welcome! Through community and 04:30 @ Allante play we find our bodies in the hoop. Join us at Relaxomatic Plushitorium Rhythmwave's marvelous wood floor on the playa. This playshop focuses on learning basic moves and elevating moves to use them to play in, around and through the hoop. Come and explore all your rhythms, emotions, senses, and joy through hooping. Feel free to bring your own hoops and hoops will be available on a first come basis. for information about RhythmWave's events, go to www.rhythmwave.org Sasha and Ann Shulgin answering questions about psychopharmacology, psychotherapy, and drug policy reform 02:00 @ Hummer Energy Riders



5:00 PM



MAPS: Sasha and Ann Shulgin



1:00



5:00 PM



Pirate Happy Hour



3:00



Get yer scurvy arse's in gear and come share unknown some grog with the crew at Camp 54. Free Camp Appa Love booze for all landlubbers! From the late afternoon to dark o'clock, the playa's finest rums will flow. Hook your wench and bring a lass, iffn' your lucky you'll get some Capitan h ass. (Ninjas discouraged.) Real swashbucklers skip any line! Saying yes is more fun when you have a strong no! Practice setting boundaries & hitting hard in a fun, safe environment. On Thursday afternoon at 5pm, Spanky's Wine Bar will host the cheekiest event on the playa. Contestants from all corners of BRC will be in our camp to compete for the coveted title of "Best Butt at Burningman". Prizes will be awarded in the following catagories: * Nicest Butt * * Reddest Butt * * Most Artistic Butt * * Best Ass Shankin * Female Butt Judges needed... inquire within New laws dramatically broaden the government's definition of "terrorism." Although YOU don't think you're a terrorist, the government might. Award-winning civil rights attorney Ben Rosenfeld talks about the green scare: radical environmentalism, government terrorism mongering, and thought crime. The official KING & QUEEN of AMERICA costume competition hosted by Emcee Christopher. Please join Electricbubble and the ever dashing royal subjects of Kostume Kult for this ultra creative,eye-poppin, breath taking NYC styled Costume Competition. Trophies awarded for BEST QUEEN, BEST KING, BEST COUPLE and MOST IN NEED OF DEPORTATION. Open to ALL Costumed Black Rock Citizens. unknown K-Svert 106.5FM Radio & Stage 05:00 @ Esplanade PlayaQ (within Spanky's Wine Bar), The



5:00 PM



Playa Power! Practical self defense to help heighten your burn



1:00



5:00 PM



The Bad Boyz of Burningman Best Buttz Contest



1:00



5:00 PM



The Green Scare



1:30



07:30 @ Fairlane Elders, The



5:00 PM



THE KING & QUEEN of AMERICA Costume Competition hosted by Emcee Christopher



1:00



08:00 @ Esplanade Kostume Kult (within Nyrvana Village)



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Start Time

5:00 PM



Event

VOTE!



Duration Description

1:00



Location / Camp



Don't let the majority win; let your 2 cents be 09:00 @ Portal miscounted! Star Factory Help pick a more appropriately inappropriate candidate to be the next President of the Galaxy (let the ideas of Zaphod Beeblebrox guide your decision). Prepare your toughest questions and get ready to heckle, drink, and watch people jump through hoops for your vote! Live drumming and singing creates an entirely different atmosphere for yoga practice, one that is less technical, more free spirited, a flowing steady dance and spontaneous creative act. If you love, hate or tolerate yoga and drumming, this is something you don't want to miss. Join us in the yurt for a smoked salmon reception, garnished with frosty and refreshing mint juleps. Don't miss this classic combo! Oh yeah.....BRC original pick-up soccer game. Come and kick a ball around in front of our dome. 08:30 @ Esplanade Shadebearers' Temporate Zone



5:00 PM



Yoga Drum Jam



1:30



5:00 PM



Yurt Cafe Salmon Reception



3:00



unknown Thrillpeddlers 04:30 @ Portal Camp Little Bitty



5:30 PM



CAMP KLEPTO PICK-UP SOCCER



1:30



5:30 PM



Rev. Chris Korda and the Enronettes



1:30



Psychedelic lounge, with Rev. Korda on the 03:00 @ Corvair piano, plus special guests TBA, playing bossas, UBER TUBERS late cool standards (e.g. Shorter, Hancock) and jam-band originals, in a spooky new-age Latin jazz rock fusion style, inspired by Lyle Mays, George Winston, McCoy Tyner, Dead, etc. For a taste check http://whorld.org/enronettes/. We will be travelling from Australia, to Burning Man, to get married and we want our whole playa family to be there. Join us, when the sun meets the mountains, on the Shive Vista Project, for the fieriest wedding the playa has ever seen. Bring your fire and help us light up the night. unknown Controlled Burn



6:00 PM



Angus and Hana's Wedding



12:30



6:00 PM



Black Rock City Animal Control Run



3:00



For 8 years BRCAC has been keeping the playa 07:30 @ Edsel safe from stray, wild and vicious animals. Come BRC Animal Control out to the esplanade to see Animal Control Officers net, tag and inoculate the playa's wild animals. Our Animal Control Van will be patrolling the streets to keep playa citizens safe. Safety and security from wild and rabid animals in our promise to you on Playa. We make no other promises. BYOB now has a new meaning. Join Gigsville 03:00 @ Esplanade for the sixth annual gathering of bars. Push, Ea-cuP-Tay (within Gigsville) carry, drag or roll that thing and prepare to pour! clean and jerk 95lbs ring dips 15-10-5 reps for time we got the stuff, you bring the crazy Michael Chendorain playing a Hindu instrument similar to a cello. From Wed 8/27 to Sun 8/31 @ 6-7pm. Entheon Village will host "DIY: Global Transformation", a series of open-mike/vox populi guided discussions that are part of the Entheon Village DreamRise Workshop series. Thursday's topic is Politics and Economics. 03:00 @ Fairlane Cosmic Giggle



6:00 PM



bring your own bar



2:00



6:00 PM



BurnFit Muscle Tea Workout



2:00



6:00 PM



Dilruba at Sunset



1:00



02:00 @ Hummer Energy Riders 02:00 @ Hummer Energy Riders



6:00 PM



DIY: Global Transformation "Politics"



1:30



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Start Time

6:00 PM



Event

DIY: Global Transformation "Technology"



Duration Description

1:30 From Wed 8/27 to Sun 8/31 @ 6-7pm. Entheon Village will host "DIY: Global Transformation", a series of open-mike/vox populi guided discussions that are part of the Entheon Village DreamRise Workshop series. Friday's topic is Technological Progress & Environmental Guardianship.



Location / Camp

02:00 @ Hummer Energy Riders



6:00 PM



Gondwanaland Bike Race



1:00



Millions of years ago, a noble union blessed this 07:30 @ Portal planet: The supercontinent Gondwanaland. Golden Cafe Today we race our bicycles in opposition to tectonic drift. Millions of years ago, a noble union blessed this 07:30 @ Portal planet: The supercontinent Gondwanaland. Golden Cafe Today we race our bicycles in opposition to tectonic drift. Wear white or nothing at all. Come be covered in personal graffiti from head to toe by willing burners! While drunk and glowing in the dark! 09:00 @ Bonneville LAFers



6:00 PM



Gondwanaland Bike Race



1:00



6:00 PM



Graffiti Nite!



5:00



6:00 PM



Greening our Burns Cocktail Mixer



2:00



After our two-hour-ish guided conversation 01:15 @ The Wheel about the lives of LNTers and Greenies at both Earth Guardians Burning Man and (regional event), we will follow with earthy libations from the EG bar and some Earth-produced nosh to nourish further talk and camaraderie .Green cocktails (BYOC) encouraged and expected Join Arpita, Ken Becker and friends for delicious 04:30 @ Edsel devotional chanting. Clan Destiny Come to the DFT camp in Gigsville and give our 03:00 @ Esplanade enthusiastic newbie Matt a special "Reno Damn Fuckin Texans (within Shower". What that is is up to you... Gigsville)



6:00 PM



Kirtan Jam



1:30



6:00 PM



Matt Butler Reno Shower



6:00 PM



PEX hoop Jam!



2:00



Bring your hoop to PEX at Sundown and get ready to hoop non stop to some delicious and infectious beats. Love, laughter and Steaz!



08:00 @ Esplanade Philadelphia Experiment (within Fifth Dimension)



6:00 PM



Rolling Stones -Afterparty



1:30



Dirty Diablo spining his favorite Rock Remixes 04:30 @ Edsel and Mashups following our Rolling Stones party. Tierra del Fuego Come Run with the Devil! (Might go Mobile?) Are you just beside yourself wanting to meet 10:45 @ The Wheel that special someone from the ePlaya or Man - a museum II, The 3playa? Stop flirting and start partying at one of the most popular events prior to Burn Night: The Annual ePlaya/3playa Meet & Greet. Stop by Barbie Death Camp with something to drink and share. A splendid time is guaranteed for all. One masculine circle. One feminine circle. Heal the division - Connect with the Divine - Be One! Open your heart, play with energy, LOVE!! Hockey Night in Kanuckistan! (The Most Excellent Xeni Jardin is the Governor-General of Kanuckistan, most glorious nation.) Gear will be provided. Bring beer and video cameras. Bring your rythmic instrument of choice. Invite dancers. Did you think exotic dance was for women only? 03:30 @ Allante Think again. No experience necessary. Sacred Spaces This open meeting is for burners in any & all recovery (Any-A), especially queers. How's the week going? Let's talk about it. 07:30 @ Fairlane Comfort & Joy 05:00 @ Dart Costco Soulmate Trading Outlet (within Nectar Village) 03:00 @ Edsel Flattery Camp



6:00 PM



Sixth Annual ePlaya/3playa Meet & Greet



3:00



6:00 PM



Tantric Puja - Sacred Healing Circle



1:20



6:00 PM



Xeni Cup: Street Hockey Game



1:00



6:30 PM



Drum Circle at sunset



1:30



6:30 PM



Exotic dance for men



1:00



7:00 PM



AA for Queers



1:00



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Thursday, August 28, 2008

Start Time

7:00 PM



Event

Bloop Variety Show!



Duration Description

1:30 Comedy, commentary, dancing, poetry, singing and lots o' zany antics. This show was a big hit last year and should be even better this time. Want to be in the show? Show up at 6pm ask for Sam. Don your bluest outfit, and bring your bluest glow and anything else that's blue to the Sapphire Portal tonight shortly before sunset. Blend in and resonate with the color blue and explore your connection to it, and to other blue people! As the sun sets, we'll be immersed in the intense blueness of the Sapphire Portal and each other. Explore modalities such as Vocal Toning and Body Percussion, Circle Song and Balinese Kecak. Facilitated by Alyssa DeCaro



Location / Camp

unknown Blink



7:00 PM



Blue Gathering at the 1:11 Sapphire Portal



3:00



7:00 PM



Body of sound



1:00



02:00 @ Hummer Energy Riders



7:00 PM



Drum Circle and Dance Party



2:00



Come join iUniverse for our big shindig. We'll be 07:30 @ Dart bringing together some very talented drummers Interaction Cafe (and this includes YOU!) to get a drum circle going in front of our big interactive mural. Dance, paint, play, hoop, spin fire, contact juggle, and do whatever your heart desires! This film highlights the struggles of people who have come to a point in their lives where they must follow their conscience, even though it means giving up their livelihood, their community, and all they were raised to believe. "A masterpiece." Dr. Jane Goodall. Film screening and discussion. Meet on the 12:00 side of the Man. Ride around in a cloud of dust. Imagine the skiddzzz! (Fixed gears optional, shenanigans mandatory.) Whether you have a dance partner or are hoping to meet one, come learn some hot freestyle couples moves for those desert nights... unknown Women on The Edge 07:30 @ Fairlane Elders, The



7:00 PM



Film: Peaceable Kingdom



1:30



7:00 PM



Fixed Gear Shenanigans



1:00



7:00 PM



Hot couples dance moves with Chloe and Joey



1:00



7:00 PM



Intimacy on the Playa: A HAI Community Event



3:00



Looking for a deeper experience at Burning 07:00 @ Esplanade Man? Wanting to make stronger connections? Deep Heaven: Living the Experience real intimacy and connection in a Dream spirit of openness, playfulness and freedom. This unique playshop will guide you Deeper into your own heart and into powerful connections with others. Presented by Deep Heaven and the Human Awareness Institute (HAI). Come visit the Lollipop Shot Camp in the Martini 04:30 @ Dart Village for a unique shot on us! Lollipop shots Camp Hanging Chad (within from 7-10pm or while supplies last. A Lollipop Martini Village) shot is a shot glass (glows in the dark) filled with premium shaken Vodka and then flavored with your choice of Lollipop. It is refillable, reusable and it Glows in the Dark! Fuck sacred! It's your last night to party with the sluts, don't miss it! Slide on our pole, dress up in our clothes, play in our garden! Come see some hot all girl Roller Derby action as the Black Rock City Roller Girls battle it out for their third year in row. 07:30 @ Edsel Slumber Marshalls 07:30 @ Hummer Black Rock Lemonade



7:00 PM



Lollipop Shot Party



3:00



7:00 PM



Nothing Is Sacred Party!



2:00



7:00 PM



Red White and Bruised - Derby in the Dust 3



1:00



7:00 PM



SantaCon



4:59



Dress like Santa, talk like Santa, BE Santa. 03:00 @ Edsel Dress-up as elves, reindeer, faux trees and Flattery Camp wrapped gifts to join in the pub crawl and carols.



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Start Time

7:00 PM



Event

Skinsation



Duration Description

2:00 Clothing-discouraged mixer for sensationseekers. Try our titillating skintoys and pleasurecrafts. Don't miss the vibrating mechanical bull! Commemorating 12 Years on the Playa! The Bavarian Illuminati Motorcycle Cabal and Conspiracy presents: The Caustic Mass of the Motorcycle: a Eucharistic Celebration of the Mystical Union of Bike and Biker. Embrace the Creed of Moto! Invoke the Saints of the Road! Ingest the Mystery Sacrament! We're all Rev'ed Up and Ready to Ride! Fuckin' Aye!



Location / Camp

07:30 @ Allante Orgasmateria Pleasure Lab (within Asylum Village) 04:30 @ Allante Bavarian Illuminati M/C



7:00 PM



The Caustic Mass of the Motorcycle



1:00



7:00 PM



Yooflung Pu



1:00



Out swear your opponent in an improper improv unknown cuss fest. You ll receive your own 7" K-Svert 106.5FM Radio & megaphone for this verbal poo-slinging match. Stage Original vocal trip-hop/ electronica operetta written and performed by Melinda Smart (Colorado vocalist- MLE, Friends in Stereo). This burlesque inpired performance follows the archetypal journey through the dreams of an American Woman. Don't ever underestimate the knowledge and experience of a monkey. Or someone in a monkey suit. 04:30 @ Gremlin WigTown



7:15 PM



Pretty Dreams Trip-Hop Operetta



12:30



7:30 PM



Ask the Monkey



2:00



7:30 PM



Kundalini Fire Yoga



1:30



Led by Nora Chen: Activate the fire of 02:00 @ Hummer Kundalini - the infinite source of healing and Energy Riders awareness within - with this science of breathing techniques, postures, movements, and spoken sacred sounds, taught unchanged for over 5,000 years. In sync to an eclectic soundtrack of chillout and traditional world music, this workshop guides each student on a journey into the subtler levels of body, mind, and spirit to uncover a source of internal energy. Each class is a coordination of breathing techniques, postures, movements, relaxation, and the chanting of sacred sounds. This precise science rejuvenates the nervous, glandular, circulatory systems on a cellular level and opens the energetic pathways of prana in the body. In parallel with the body, the mind releases subconscious blocks and negative patterns. A practitioner finishes a session feeling re-energized, emotionally balanced, and purposeful. Kundalini Yoga Fire is the perfect tribal gathering workshop - more than just restoring the physical body, it opens the heart to deeper communication.



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Start Time

7:30 PM



Event

Liberate Your Inner Dancer w/Andrea OlsOn



Duration Description

2:00



Location / Camp



Liberate Your Inner Dancer 04:30 @ Allante with Andrea Olson Relaxomatic Plushitorium Do you feel "okay" dancing in public but wish it felt easier? Do you feel so self-conscious about dancing that you watch from afar until the alcohol has kicked in, and then maybe dance? Are you frozen at the meer idea of actually dancing in public? In this workshop you will learn 9 exercises that will help you: --Liberate yourself from fear --Break through insecurities --Get in touch with your body, and, --Most importantly, learn how to rock out on the dance floor without giving a damn what anyone else thinks! We will also discuss limiting beliefs around dancing in public, and Andrea will explain and demonstrate "liberated dance." This one hour workshop will be experiential in nature, and will be followed by an hourlong wave of music to help you apply what you've learned! Absolutely no prior dance experience necessary....and if you've got dance experience, come inspire others! Andrea Olson, MA, Min., is a Depth-oriented Counselor and Dance/Expressive Arts Therapist in private practice in the SF Bay Area. She's been dancing in front of audiences for over 15 years, and her inner dancer was fully liberated in 2006. www.andreaolson.com Josh Brill leads this introduction to creating Sacred Music. Experience music on deeper levels using techniques to expand awareness and attention. Open to all levels of experience, especially the musically challenged. at Pantheogenesis Temple. W/ Dj Swamp, Digital Heist, Reality & Thizziana Jones w/ mc L-ski, World Threat, Travis T & Dj Eric Lobe Dj Wires, Spl, Dj Femur, Dj Bird, Tito, Elbereth, Puke, Prodi-G and all other resident djs 02:00 @ Hummer Energy Riders



7:30 PM



Yoga of Music



1:30



8:00 PM



80's/90's party then all night rave



11:00



04:30 @ Allante Electric Dayglo LOVEpark



8:00 PM



Aish Tamid Conclave Presentation



12:20



For those unable to get front row seats for the 05:00 @ 9:00 Portal burn or performing themselves that night, Aish Phantoccino Theater Tamid makes its fire conclave debut on the playa with members from Philadelphia and surrounding areas. This show takes a look at America's foundations: liberty and patriotism, and how the loss of one can lead to conformity. Under the guise of the melting pot, watch these charachters shed their costumes to their human nature: raw, real, unique, but one. Fellow goth children - Glitter has heard your prayers! Join us for Goth/Synthpop/Darkwave/EBM... 03:30 @ Esplanade Lustre Village



8:00 PM



Black Glitter Goth



2:00



8:00 PM



Buds n' Spuds



1:30



Greetings, Comrades! The Potato Bar will serve 07:30 @ Gremlin the finest vodka Mother Russia has to offer, as Post-Apocalyptic Dust Pirates well as mass-produced malt-based beverages. Blue Fire playing live audio in Kyma software with a video remix he made of Spot's Electric Sheep for the Conexus Cathedral in 2006. 02:00 @ Hummer Energy Riders



8:00 PM



Capybara and Electric Sheep



1:00



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Start Time

8:00 PM



Event

Evening Contact Improv Jam



Duration Description

2:00



Location / Camp



"The earth is much bigger than you are so you'd 04:30 @ Fairlane better learn to co-ordinate with it." - Nancy Stark Contact Camp Smith (1987) Join us for a contact improv jam at Camp Contact (not at center camp). We will have ambient DJing by Ken and Karl. This is a great way to connect with the personal and collective body before heading out to the playa for the evening. Contact Improvisation is "a contemporary game" (Steve Paxton). Contact Improv started in the US as a means to explore the physical forces imposed on the body by gravity, by the physics of momentum, falling and lifting. Contact is a complex but very open form with infinite possibilities and is a dance form that is made by the dancer in the moment of dancing. Come explore with us - bring your curiosity. Seen it all? Bored with the Burner Man? No unknown longer be complacent. Come one, come all to Twisted Quackers & Camp the Famous Fabulous Freak Festival, home of Skinny the weirdest, wackiest, and wildest of Black Rock City. Tricks that astound, stunts to amaze, oddities never seen before on the stage. Hurry, just one night and just one place to see it all. Seating is limited - show plays continuously. Only at . The Greatest Show on Earth. The Blacklight Aquarium's Blaqua Embassy party, hosted by our Republic's top not-sosecret underwater agent, James Spawn, 007 will take place tonight. Join our Card Shark, Octopussy, Doctor Roe, and other denizens of the deep. Globe-trotting spy attire strongly recommended. Scuba gear optional. 03:00 @ Gremlin Titicaca



8:00 PM



Freak Festival



4:00



8:00 PM



James Spawn Night



3:00



8:00 PM



Lip-Sync Lounge



1:30



Epstein Barr & Lip-Sync Lounge is hosting a lip- 04:00 @ Allante sync party tonight. You've done it in front of the Entheon Village mirror all your life, singing into your hair brush, all dressed up. Now is your chance to show the world what you can do, live the American Dream by feeling like a rock star for three minutes. Bring your song on CD or iPod, and something for us to pour at the bar. Are you an air-guitar extraordinare? That's cool too. Or just come with some friends and watch. Please join us Thurs evening for our Love Potion Charging Ceremony where we will bless our celebrated love potions & celebrate Life & Luvvv! 03:00 @ Fairlane Lothlorien



8:00 PM



Love Potion Charging Ceremony and Celebration



3:00



8:00 PM



Nihon Go Go Neo



10:00



Direct from the Land of the Rising Sun; a night 06:30 @ Esplanade of J-Pop, J-Rock, and hot sake. Come and soak Arachnophobia in the new sounds of Japan. Once again, OOF meets at dusk, at the Shiva Vista Stage to retake the Guinness record for most fire breathers. Plus we'll be doing another flame pass and hosting a best breathing stunt competition for the coveted 'brass balls' trophy. 04:30 @ Bonneville InComp-e-Care HMO



8:00 PM



Ocean Of Fire (OOF IV)



1:00



8:00 PM



Plain Ordinary Whoopee Party (a casual mixer of sober burners)



4:00



Please join us for a casual mixer of sober 08:30 @ Dart burners from around the playa and around the Camp Stella (within Avalon world. Whether you're a "friend of Bill" or a Village) friend of Stella, please stop by to enjoy a beverage and get to know some amazing, beautiful people. ABOUT US: Camp Stella is a Burning Man theme camp of diverse queer and queer friendly folks who have agreed to experience Burning Man clean and sober for the duration of the event.



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Thursday, August 28, 2008

Start Time

8:00 PM



Event

Prom Gone Right!



Duration Description

4:00 Prom gone wrong? Now's your chance to make it right! Dance, celebrate & come of age with Camp ToneAge - DJs, kings, queens & prom pics! Dance to the best of Prince! Come in your favorite costume and drink down some Purple Rain with other fans.



Location / Camp



8:00 PM



Purple Rain



4:00



Center Camp V-SPoT (within Playa Info), The



8:00 PM



Society de La Playa Debutante Ball



3:00



Society de La Playa Debutante Ball 09:00 @ Portal LA s Hot Monthly event Society hits Black Fu*king Unicorn Camp Rock City!! Society is for those who conform to nothing and desire something different. Straight, gay, Dandy boy, Vaudeville chic, drag queen, suit, model, actor or whatever, Society is an eclectic mix celebrated once a month and will be taking Burning Man by storm this year! Desert High Fashion and dusty Dapper dress code is strongly encouraged. From Top hats to Cocktail Dresses, partygoers can visit www.myspace.com/societylosangeles to garner inspiration for their Black Rock City high society threads. Prizes will be given for Best Overall outfits! Music will be provided by San Fran and LA DJs, and delicious cocktails will be provided. Thursday Night at Opulent Temple - The Perils 03:00 @ Gremlin of Patriotism Opposable Thumbs We'd love to find a way for people to think about the role of reclaiming patriotism and what it means to be proud of your country. On the one hand, progressive thinkers need to expand the ideas of what patriotism is from the out dated thinking of the current generations in charge. On the other hand, patriotism is a form of nationalism, an arbitrary line denoting who's one of us and who isn't. Us and them thinking of course leads to war. 8:00 Jeff T 9:30 Belly Dance show 10:15 Jefr Tale 11:15 Dulce Vita 12:15 Ali B 1:30 Dylan Rhymes 2:45 Lee Coombs 4:00 Cosmic Selector 5:00 Icon 6:00 Syd Gris 7:15 Dirtyhertz ? (8:30) It's not just a pink party--it's an ULTRAPINK party! Dress in your most glowing, fabulous, freaky PINK and join Brigit camp for funky blacklight fun, tunes, dancing and drinks--don't forget to bring your own glass! Viva la revolucion! Line up line up in the Colombian corner and get lost in the jungle. unknown Breakfast at Trixie's



8:00 PM



Thursday Night - The Perils of Patriotism



12:00



8:00 PM



UltraPink!



8:00



8:00 PM



Untied Nations: South American Embassy



10:00



08:00 @ Esplanade Untied Nations Embassy (within NYrvana Village) 02:00 @ Hummer Energy Riders 03:00 @ Portal Cirque de Flambe



8:00 PM



Vibration Galactivation



1:00



Jonah Kai & Lee Giove performs a group didgeridoo sound healing journey with several live indiginous instruments. When you see an eagle in flight, think of freedom. Remember the freedom we once had under the Constitution and hope we get the wisdom and courage to take it back. Core Shamanism Soul Retrieval trance journey workshop. Dispirited? We fix that. Reconnect with your lost soul.



8:30 PM



Fire Eagle



12:15



8:30 PM



Shaman Trance Journey



3:30



05:00 @ Dart Costco Soulmate Trading Outlet (within Nectar Village)



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Thursday, August 28, 2008

Start Time

8:30 PM



Event

Tribal Revival: West Coast Festival Cuture



Duration Description

1:30



Location / Camp



"Every summer, scores of outdoor neotribal 04:30 @ Edsel festivals take place up and down the West Clan Destiny Coast of North America. These gatherings attract thousands of hippies and ravers, global travelers and graffiti kids, fire dancers and goddess lovers. They come together to party, to pray, to dance, and to craft a visionary culture based on community, self-expression, and a revitalized earth wisdom. These are the new tribes. A vital fusion of images, text, and design, Tribal Revival: West Coast Festival. is the first book to explore and map this emerging culture. Come enjoy a slide show and talk by photographer Kyer Wiltshire and writer Erik Davis of the amazing and exciting images from the book, due out this fall. Thursday, 8:30 PM Camp Clan Destiny" There are some songs which aren't for dancing. This evening is for you to lie down on the floor as music flow through you. This special event is presented by another Terminal City Village camp, Camp Herring may feature live performances of arias and operatic overtures (but since they are keeping it under their hats, we re not really sure). The Terminal City Marxist Brothers may show up as well, but that would just be icing on the cake. 06:30 @ Esplanade Avant Yard 03:00 @ Allante Shuttlecraft Galileo (within Terminal City)



9:00 PM



A Music Lie-Down



3:00



9:00 PM



A Night at the Opera



3:00



9:00 PM



American Dreamers PAJAMA PARTY ON FIRE



Come in PJ's, Lingerie, or in the buff. But Come 06:00 @ Fairlane to dance under the northern lights at our All American Dreamers Night Pajama Party on Fire. IF you are a band or Dj and would like to play let us know. akburners@gmail.com 7:00 Launched in San Francisco in 2003, Bootie was 04:30 @ Corvair the first club night in the United States Family of Friends dedicated solely to the burgeoning artform of the bootleg mashup. Now with sister parties in LA, New York, Boston, Paris, and Munich, Bootie mixes and matches every conceivable musical genre, era, and style into one big party where everyone feels welcome. It s a place where all sounds, cultures, and sexualities can unite on the dance floor. Bootie provides the soundtrack for the A.D.D. generation ... with free mashup CDs given away like candy! Resident DJs Adrian, Mysterious D, and Malderor will keep your brain guessing and body dancing with creative song combinations, celebrating - and satirizing - the many different genres of music. Guest mashup DJs will be featured, as well as the infamous midnight mashup show. Bootie ... because one song at a time just isn't enough. Witness the Ghost Mines and find balance with unknown Nature! Celtic Forest The Celtic Forest presents a choreographed fire celebration - Thursday at dusk. Come quiet the mind, turn on all of your senses and see the multi-colored dancing flames, known as Ghost Mines. Highlights include an Art Car and Bonfire Parade, Satan's Calliope and Pyro-cussion. 8th annual Flaming Blue Phuck night at 7 Sins Lounge. Join us as we toast the approaching evening with the playa's favorite flaming drink!! Meet old friends and new. Take a spin on the 7 Sins Wheel of Redemption. Join us as we celebrate our 4th year POISON FREE! 11:30 @ 9:00 Portal 7 Sins Lounge



9:00 PM



BOOTIE BRC Black Rock City's mashup bootleg party



9:00 PM



Celtic Forest Ghost Mines



1:00



9:00 PM



Flaming Blue Phuck!!!



8:00



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Thursday, August 28, 2008

Start Time

9:00 PM



Event

Jungle Juice and Jams



Duration Description

6:00



Location / Camp



Drink some juice and hear to some kick a$$ dj's 07:30 @ Portal play Jungle, BreakCore, DnB, Grime, DubStep, !Zoom! and whatever the F*@%Core we feel like playin. LNTV: Who Killed the Electric Car Environmental Movies on the Playa Tired of paying $4:00+ for gas? Come and learn what really happened to electric cars. Thursday from post-sundown come to the Damn Fucking Texan Spaceport Lounge for the Moonshot Party. Futuristic gear recommended. Cold beer all night, bring your own cup and any stronger stuff you may want. In Gigsville 01:15 @ The Wheel Earth Guardians



9:00 PM



LNTV: Who Killed the Electric Car



2:00



9:00 PM



MoonShot Party



03:00 @ Esplanade Damn Fuckin Texans (within Gigsville)



9:00 PM



Operation Screeching Bat at Checkpoint Dreamyourtopia



9:00



Description: "Holy Jesus! what are these unknown Goddamn animals?" For one night, Checkpoint Checkpoint Dreamyourtopia Dreamyourtopia will be assisted by Bat Country and Bat Country in locating and converting suspected Dream Terrorists. Suspects will be rounded up from the Playa and brought to the Checkpoint for interrogation, and if necessary, reprogramming. Methods will include, mutant Dubstep, mood altering elixirs and Gonzo literature. We know you're out there, there's no place to hide. In dreams we walk with you... At Camp Puritanica (part of Silicon Village, we 06:30 @ Dart take ourselves extremely seriously. We came Puritanica (within Silicon from the Olde World (aka the Default World) to Village) make our claims of Manifest Destiny on the shores of Black Rock. We celebrate our escape from persecution by doubling it upon our own. We know that what Burning Man (and the world at large) needs is a sharp dose of Puritanism... what is water boarding if not modern witch hunting? We will show, by example, the very degradation, loss of holy inhibition, and horrible truths that spout from inebriated fools. We will live the virtues of hypocrisy, judgement and imposing our will upon others. Most of all, we shall absolutely embody the ideals of being Burnier-Than-Thou, the sacred and ubiquitous practice that Burning Man stirs in A True Burner's Soul. On Thursday evening, August 28, we will hold Party Puritanica, a joining of the many outcasts, tribes, and colonists of this brave new land. You are encouraged to come dressed in your interpretation of the idea of Puritanism, be it historical, modern-day or interpretive, or, you can just come dressed in black and we'll outfit you with collars, cuffs, buckles, bonnets, hats, etc. The original American Dreamers were the Puritans... God foresaw their manifest destiny, regardless of what it took to make it come true. Join us in being evermore Burnier Than Thou by donning your own Puritan outfit and joining us for Party Puritanica, on the playa. What happens when you give teams of filmmakers 48 hours to make a movie? Just about anything! Teams of filmmakers wrote, shot, edited, and scored these films--from scratch, in 48 hours, and on the playa! Come see the fruits of their labors! Q&A with the filmmakers after the screening. Bring your own chair or tarp. (Want to make a film? Come to Videogasm Tuesday at 3pm, 7pm, or 10pm or follow the instructions poster at either PlayaInfo or Videogasm.) 07:00 @ Esplanade Pleasure Garden (within Snowflake Village)



9:00 PM



Party Puritanica!



2:00



9:00 PM



Premiere of the 48 Hour Film Project: Black Rock City 2008



1:00



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Start Time

9:00 PM



Event

Reality TV Stereotype Party



Duration Description

4:00



Location / Camp



Come meet with the Pups in a setting only as 08:30 @ Dart American as a Stereotype Party! Mingle with Astropups (within Avalon "ghetto girl with a heart of gold" from Top Model Village) as you tell the "space cadet"from Project Runway what he really means to you. Moment's of Reality-TV madness break out throughout the party, from tearful confessions and impromptu walk-offs to final-four dressing-downs in front of the judges table. Come with your own stereotype, and see if we can figure out what it is, otherwise we'll give you a stereotype to be! End the evening draining our full bar and dancing to the groovy beats of DJ Puppy. Ronnie 03:30 @ The Wheel Bhakti Rasa Playa ChooChoo (Bock Tee Ross) Bhakti Rasa is best described as Exotic Electronica. Ronnie s diverse dreamy vocals cover a wide spectrum of heart felt emotion that draws the audience into a state of bliss. Lush synthesizers and multi track sequences; Dance beats that drive the rhythm; Deep groove bass and electric hand drums complete the unique sound that is Bhakti Rasa. Guest artists add rich flavors to the already soaring verve. More than just a multi media musical performance, Bhakti Rasa is a sensory experience with belly dancers, hand drummers, fire performers, lighting effects and innovative projections. Put on a fluffy white robe and step into a 05:30 @ Dart refreshing, clean space. Canadian Wet Dream An oasis in the desert where you are free to express your deep connection with your partner anywhere in the Motel. Shadows give substance to your inner fantasies; your movements are projected on the outside of the tent. The TOA Players Party is the chance for the BDSM community of BRC to congregate, socialize and most importantly PLAY. Please have a working knowledge of BDSM, as this is not a workshop or class, but a play party. 04:00 @ Allante Temple Camp



9:00 PM



RONNIE BHAKTI RASA



12:45



9:00 PM



The Motel



4:00



9:00 PM



TOA Soiree - Players Only



4:00



10:00 PM



Astra von Berlifitzing



12:40



The dance piece Astra von Berliftzing a waltz- unknown ballet, is based upon a new libretto that draws Shiva Vista on dark themes from Edgar Allan Poe s stories Metzengerstein and Ligeia. It is danced to an original score that evolves from the 19th century classical style and orchestration of imperial Austria to the 21st century s cosmopolitan and transcultural Gothic form, the two however united under the discipline of the waltz. Come shake yo' fire & spin yo' booty to smooth grooves and slammin' beatz provided by PSYLAB and DJ Basil Simon (Baz/Basilifarious Ether) Armed with only a guitar and a head full of songs, John Craigie travels from camp to camp telling stories of human emotion. At the pond 10pm 03:00 @ Corvair UBER TUBERS



10:00 PM



Fire Conclave Party



2:00



10:00 PM



Funny,Sad, Bitter, Sweet! (John Craigie)



04:30 @ Allante TOTEM Massage & Chill



10:00 PM



Hip Hop Dream-Clubs & Money



2:00



We bottle poppin at Club Verboten.Contemporary hip hop, with classic techno beats.Two hour dance with BRC's youngest DJ,DJ Edge.



04:30 @ Edsel Club Verboten



10:00 PM



Karma Moffett - The TIbetan Bell Experience



2:00



Sound Master Karma Moffett performs a vibrant 02:00 @ Hummer sound meditation to sooth and uplift the eternal Energy Riders being residing within each one of us.



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Thursday, August 28, 2008

Start Time

10:00 PM



Event

Supremacy: The White Party



Duration Description

8:00



Location / Camp



Live the American Dream mary-style with an old- unknown fashioned white party. Bring your whitest attire & Burning Man purest souls to be soiled at our homochic dance party. Behold the Almighty Circus Dual! Prematurely nominated for the Eight Wonder of the World, this will be a Burning Man event of legendary epicness and shit. SF's GOOFERMAN, Vau de Vire Society, and friends vs. LA's The Mutaytor, Cirque Berzerk, and friends, song for song on opposing stages in the Red Nose District big top. This is not for the faint of heart or ass. This is not a drill. This is el Deal Real. This is the Almighty (Mofo) Circus Dual of the Univerrrrrrrse! Escape to paradise! 06:00 @ Center Camp Recycle Camp



10:00 PM



The Almighty Circus Dual Gooferman & Vau de Vire Society vs. The Mutaytor & Ci



2:00



10:00 PM



WHITE TRASH TRASH FENCE PARTY Hot Sex Fire Jam



2:00



04:30 @ Corvair Hammock Hangout



11:00 PM



2:00



Join us in finding the sexiest fire dancer on the playa! Hosted by Jennifer Steele, this event has become a legend-all fire dancers welcome. (Please email questions to jennifersteele@mac.com) Lynx leads an informal, interactive exchange of knowledge on a wide range of martial arts. No attitudes or aggression, just an honest desire to share and learn with other devotees. Primary focus will be unarmed styles. By Thursday all that fucking electronica is making your ears bleed. Come MUTHAFUNK with us at The Glitterbox - old school stylee!! Learn the real ultimate power from a real ninja How to get pumped up, flip out, and defeat a pirate. Must love Ninjas.Black is encouraged.



09:00 @ Esplanade Black Rock City Canoe Club (within ...and then there's only LOVE.) 03:00 @ Allante Den of Iniquity



11:00 PM



Martial Arts Jam



1:30



11:59 PM



MUTHAFUNK (and maybe disco...)



4:00



03:30 @ Esplanade Lustre Village 04:30 @ Allante TOTEM Massage & Chill



11:59 PM



Ninja Night Raid



1:00



Friday, August 29, 2008

Start Time Event

Be Present in the Moment



Duration Description

Today, leave the camera in your suitcase. Stop forcing Burning Man through a viewfinder. Be here now; save what you see in your mind.



Location / Camp



Socially Appropriate Boner Day



Today, if you get a boner, you get to keep it--for 01:45 @ The Wheel as long as it wants to be a boner. Grow it Zombie Unicorn naturally, or strap it on. You don't have to suppress it just so someone doesn't judge you for being a pig or get jealous because it's not her or him. Today it's okay to have just woken up in the morning, okay to be stimulated by your own silky boxers, and okay to be TURNED ON, because you have a right to your feelings and you get to do whatever you want with your body. 3:33 You are cordially invited to attend Night of the 01:15 @ Center Camp Living Unwed - A celebration of all things dead Secret Exchange Camp and gone; particularly relationships. We will gather at Spike s Vampire Bar between midnight and 1am Friday (really Thursday night). We will get drunk and dead and head out for a playa wander with plans to end at the temple. Please join us to be dead and unwed! Start your day right with Mash-Up music and 03:00 @ Allante mixed-up costumes throughout those wee hours Shuttlecraft Galileo (within of the morning. Small but fun prizes for best Terminal City) costumes at random times during the party. Cheers!



12:00 AM



Night of the Living Unwed



12:01 AM



Mash-Ups 'til Sun-Up



5:00



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Start Time

1:00 AM



Event

Play Rez: Synaesthetic Trance Video Gaming



Duration Description

2:00 "Let's go to synaesthesia." We'll play Tetsuya Mizuguchi's abstract psychedelic videogame Masterpiece, on a big screen and big sound system. See http://www.thatgamecalledrez.com/ for more information, or look on youtube or google for other things about Rez.



Location / Camp

03:00 @ Corvair UBER TUBERS



2:00 AM



Smoke and a Flapjack



1:00



As the name implies, we will have smokes and 09:30 @ Center Camp flapjacks! OMCC Full tutorials on rolling cigarettes. Full tutorials on eating pancakes. Different hours every day! Variety is the spice of life! Focusing on linking breath with movement, to strengthen and soothe the body while energizing the spirit warrior within. All levels welcome. Bust out the wife beater, crank up the Bon Jovi, pack a few extra cans of PBR, and drive your drunk ass up on the lawn, cuz we got PANCAKES! 05:00 @ Dart Costco Soulmate Trading Outlet (within Nectar Village) 06:00 @ The Wheel paint a mural camp



8:30 AM



Vinyasa Yoga



1:15



9:00 AM



5th Annual White Trash Breakfast



3:00



9:00 AM



Bug Juice



3:00



A camp favorite ice cold Bug Juice and a fun, 06:30 @ Esplanade bug-based, activity for the little ones or young at Arachnophobia heart in the desert. A camp favorite ice cold Bug Juice and a fun, 06:30 @ Esplanade bug-based, activity for the little ones or young at Arachnophobia heart in the desert. For every body, advanced to beginners. This yoga will be a blend of Hatha, Vinyasa, Restorative, Ashtanga, combining energies of the day. Start the morning with a powerful pranayama breathing exercise bringing in life-force energy, and follow with a 30-min sitting meditation with Chris Kyle A flow yoga class that will make you want to jump and shout, sing ra ra ra and throw your panties at the instructor. Intermed level. 05:00 @ Dart Costco Soulmate Trading Outlet (within Nectar Village) 04:30 @ Allante Relaxomatic Plushitorium



9:00 AM



Bug Juice



3:00



9:00 AM



Morning Playa Yoga



1:20



9:00 AM



Pranayama Breathing & Meditation



1:00



9:00 AM



Yoga Yoga Ra Ra Ra



1:30



07:30 @ Fairlane Comfort & Joy



9:30 AM



MAPS: Holotropic Breathwork



2:30



Holotropic Breathwork is a powerful healing and 02:00 @ Hummer self-exploration technique, based on modern Energy Riders consciousness research and developed by Stanislaf and Christina Grof. Holotropic Breathwork is a purely experiential method combining controlled breathing, music and focused bodywork. Holotropic Breathwork touches the deepest levels of the subconscious, helping to contact old traumatic memories, archetypes, birth experiences, karmic patterns and transpersonal experiences which go beyond everyday understanding. This experience may not be appropriate for pregnant women, people with heart conditions, epilepsy, or with a history of severe mental illness. Kids are invited to create musical instruments and then sing camp songs and use their instruments. unknown Cock n' Waffle, The



9:30 AM



Music Making for Kids



1:30



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Start Time

10:00 AM



Event

EFT for Thrival in Changing Times



Duration Description

2:30



Location / Camp



EFT physically relieves pain, emotional stress, 03:30 @ Dart PTSD and all kinds of trauma QUICKLY! Bring Freedomcommunity pains, issues & reactions; leave free, emotionally clear, and physically strengthened! EFT lovingly activates body mind and spirit simultaneously. You will feel the effects of this tool immediately and be able to use EFT for anything you need to THRIVE through these changing times! EFT is known as Epigenetic Medicine and is a cutting edge tool for directly reshaping any version of reality in a positive and healthy direction. Super Powers Activate! B.E.D. (Bureau of Erotic Discourse) is a grass 07:00 @ Esplanade roots organization committed to education about Deep Heaven: Living the social communication, identifying and Dream expressing desires and boundaries, with a special focus on sexual assault prevention. Teaching through discussion and role playing, B.E.D is emphatically sex positive, friendly to all orientations, and conducts playshops throughout the week, so come on up and join us in B.E.D.! Connect with your body in ways that cultivate potential, as abilities expand thru sharing asanas. Bring a partner or find a new friend here. 05:00 @ Dart Costco Soulmate Trading Outlet (within Nectar Village)



10:30 AM



Negotiating Sex with B.E.D.



1:00



10:30 AM



Partner Assists - Anusara Yoga



3:00



11:00 AM



Black Rock City Combat Club MMA - Putting It Together



1:00



Put together what you've learned over the past 07:30 @ Dart few days and find out why mixed martial arts is Debase Camp the fastest growing sport in the world! This class will be more free form than the previous fundamental classes. Come ask your questions, test technique, spar lightly. Experienced martial artists are encouraged to come to the first hour and stay for the second (12:00am-1:00pm) - which will be more of an open mat session. You are welcome to share your own techniques, discuss/drill advanced moves, and spar with appropriate protective gear. We insist that if you want to participate in the open mat, you must also have attended one of the basics classes or otherwise know the instructors. Remember, this is a training environment. We will be offering courses Tues-Fri on various martial arts/aspects of fighting at the same time each day. Check our other events out! We want to bring the fun of BUNKO to the playa. BUNKO is a ridiculously simple, ridiculously fun dice game--best played boozed up and with a sense of humor. Most tournaments run around 90 minutes with six tables of four people each. We will hold a BUNKO tournament daily at 11 a.m. Our concept is to pair BUNKO with a daily drink special: Margarita Monday Tom Collins Tuesday Wine Cooler Wednesday [alternate theme Whisky Wednesday] Thujone Thursday (absinthe) Frosty Friday Sangria Saturday [alternate theme Screwdriver Sunday] 07:30 @ Fairlane Boonville Cabaret



11:00 AM



Boozy Bunko--Frosty Friday



1:30



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Start Time

11:00 AM



Event

Past Life Regression Group Session



Duration Description

2:00



Location / Camp



Everyone has a karmic cycle and the better we 03:00 @ Portal understand it the easier it is to understand Poisoned Palace ourselves and why/how we react/respond to the world the way we do. This session will contain a general understanding of the karmic cycle, how hypnosis can help us better understand this cycle and will end with a general Past Life Regression group session. This is a women s-only event, held in an 03:30 @ Allante enclosed space. You are the artist. Paint Sacred Spaces yourself and your female friend(s). Come early. Liquid latex body painting can take over an hour to design, paint, and dry. Multiple layers are recommended. The Critical Tits bike ride (usually) starts at the Man at 4:00. You will need to be painted by 3:30, so you need to arrive before 2:00. We provide mirrors and liquid latex colored with food-coloring and other (labeled) dyes. Use our colors or mix your own. Cloth is available for appliqué. Safer Sex Camp is a drug free zone (this includes tobacco and alcohol). Photography is prohibited. Participants only. Female assistants are invited to help as monitors, proctors, latex-advisors, etc. -- contact the e-mail address below. Let's talk about open relationships, how they 07:30 @ Fairlane work, how they don't work and how loving, open Comfort & Joy communication makes all the difference. Come share your story, ask questions, and learn from others around you. Hosted by Comfort & Joy, with help from the experienced, friendly folks at Poly Paradise. Last day of Deviant Recess! We'll repeat our favorite(s) from the week, and try out some of *your* ideas. Bring a cup- Drink will be served. Of course. 09:00 @ Portal Deviant Playground



11:00 AM



Pre-Critical Tits Liquid Latex Body Adornment



4:30



11:00 AM



Queer Poly Discussion Group



1:00



11:00 AM



Recess!



1:00



11:11 AM



Upper Body Painting at Black Rock U



4:33



You show up with your upper body and a vague 06:00 @ Fairlane or clear idea of what you'd like us to paint on it. Black Rock University We bring paints and brushes and collaborate Heights, Inc with you on colors, places, and themes. Many of us gather and enjoy social time and admire each other's work and canvases. This event is happy for all involved, and we invite and encourage partner/critics, but never gawkers! Bring your own cup for a libation or two while we work. Come see one of history's notable moments yet- 03:00 @ Dart to-come at The Time Colony! VW Bus Camp Toxic avengers monitor the burn platforms on 01:15 @ The Wheel Sunday, yes we watch fire! We're helping Earth Guardians ensure that no nasties go into the burn platforms and that the platforms aren't overloaded so that our precious playa stays unscarred. Come to sign up and learn about this effort. A messenger style bicycle race with no course, only checkpoints. Bring a map, and something to write with. Meet at Playa Info at high noon. The ever popular 80's afternoon is back at Spike's. Its too hot to dance but come do it anyway! Come and play! Dive deeper into the magic of the playa, into your own magical being! Open your body and mind to the revelation of your heart! 06:30 @ Center Camp Bike Rock City 07:30 @ Bonneville Sparky's House of Phlame 09:15 @ The Wheel Yogi & Delta's Asana-Mania



11:30 AM



A Historical Preenactment



12:20



11:30 AM



Toxic Avenger Training



1:00



12:00 PM



4th Annual BRC Alleycat Bicycle Race



2:30



12:00 PM



80's Afternoon at Spike's



6:00



12:00 PM



Anusara Yoga with Hagar



1:30



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Start Time

12:00 PM



Event

Anusara Yoga with Hagar



Duration Description

1:30 Come and play! Dive deeper into the magic of the playa, into your own magical being! Open your body and mind to the revelation of your heart!



Location / Camp

09:15 @ The Wheel Yogi & Delta's Asana-Mania



12:00 PM



Behold 'The Burn And I' parade.



1:00



Mg Nos will be transversing the playa on his unknown (bike?..el wire golf cart chariot of the gods? on Hoop Nation foot?) distributing his printed drama of previous burns and his attempts to bring a 'burner lifestyle' into the default world. Mg give you newspaper, you give Mg whatever he needs to take his day to the next level. He's been through a lot! Possible random music performances on drums and guitar to accompany his 'parade'. 'The alternative to the alternative newspapers emerges on the playa '. Sometimes humorous, often dark, a dungeons and dragons guide to 'Illuminati Awareness'. Come spar and drill whatever you wish. For 07:30 @ Dart participant safety, we ask that you attend at Debase Camp least 1 class prior to this one. Tu-F 11am or 12pm. You are welcome to share your own techniques, discuss/drill advanced moves, and spar with appropriate protective gear. We insist that if you want to participate in the open mat, you must also have attended one of the basics classes or otherwise know the instructors. Remember, this is a training environment. We will be offering courses Tues-Fri on various martial arts/aspects of fighting at the same time each day. Check our other events out! Destin Gerek, the Erotic Rockstar and Tantric Educator, leads this breath and movement workshop. You will be guided into using breath, sound & movement to access your erotic energy, raise its vibration & circulate thru-out your entire body. In the Heart dome of Pantheogenesis Temple. 02:00 @ Hummer Energy Riders



12:00 PM



Black Rock City Combat Club Mixed Martial Arts Open Mat



1:00



12:00 PM



Celebrating Our Erotic Selves



1:45



12:00 PM



How to be a Ninja



1:00



Authentic ninjutsu instructed by resident ninja T- 04:30 @ Allante Rex. Learn the sanshin-no-kata,kihon TOTEM Massage & Chill happo,and various taijutsu and kenjutsu techniques. Make a mad dash to camp artica to help beat the world record of the most people singing the vanilla ice hit song. 07:15 @ The Wheel Arctica



12:00 PM



ice, ice, baby



12:04



12:00 PM



Mary Magdalene: An exploration of her life - What We Know and What We Can Intui



1:30



Join Wencke Braathen, Mary Magdelene 02:00 @ Hummer Scholar and author of "Sex on the Altar" and Energy Riders "Rituals in Sacred Stone", discussing Mary's historic and mystical life including her education in Egypt, her time in Jerusalem and her exile in France. In the God/Goddess dome of Pantheogenesis Temple Boxers v Briefs, Hamsters v Gerbils? Submit pointless debates, draw at random. 1 min. to think, 2 to talk! Like real politics only funner! 06:30 @ Esplanade Arachnophobia



12:00 PM



Speed Debates



4:00



12:00 PM



Take-Downs & Resistance Play



1:30



To be spirited away by a scary person is high on 04:00 @ Allante many a submissive's fantasy list. Pulling off a Temple Camp good consensual non-consent scene is often a difficult balancing act. Subjects covered include what can go wrong and how best to avoid mistakes, overpowering techniques, covert planning and recruiting help.



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Start Time

12:00 PM



Event

Therapeutic Massage Workshop



Duration Description

2:00 Learn how to give a gentle deep-tissue massage. Today's session focuses on the back, neck, face, stomach, and feet. This is a non-sexual massage done respectfully nude or in underwear. Each person needs to be reasonably clean. Bring your own towel or sheet to lay on. Bringing a partner is recommended, but not required. Beginners are welcome. The physical body, the energy body, the light body, and the science and art of their relationship an experiential session with Alex Gordon-Brander in Pantheogenesis Temple



Location / Camp

07:30 @ Fairlane Comfort & Joy



12:30 PM



MAGICAL PRIMER IV: Microtubules and the Mind



1:30



02:00 @ Hummer Energy Riders



12:30 PM



Roaming Playa Ice Hockey Game



1:30



Challenge the Lake Lahontan Syncronized 07:30 @ Corvair Swim Team to an exciting game of ice hockey Zanzibar where the only ice to be found will be the dirty chunk we're using for a puck. Fishnet stockings, with or without garter belt, is the required equipment. The game(s) will last until the puck melts, we collapse from exhaustion, are distracted by offers of food or beverage, or we find a referee. We start off on the street in front of Tsunami and go from there. Soulicious's famous Soulbrunch day party dishes up the yummiest treats and the down right dirtiest beats. Come join our family for brunch! Open discussion covering HPV and cervical cancer monitored by Dr. Paul and Jennifer Steele. 07:30 @ Allante Sore Nipple Camp



12:30 PM



SOULBRUNCH



5:00



1:00 PM



Cervical Cancer Discussion and Support Group



2:00



09:00 @ Esplanade Black Rock City Canoe Club (within ...and then there's only LOVE.)



1:00 PM



Critical Tits Painting Party...and Sluts!



2:00



Don't get caught with plain tits, the other girls 07:30 @ Edsel will think no one loves you! Come by Slutgarden Slumber Marshalls and let us make you the envy of the playa. The erotic art of rope bondage is easy to learn. Suspense Camp experts will work with you as you learn the basics of artful restraint including negotiation and safety, single- and dual-limb ties, and tying your partner to a fixed object. Participants will work with a buddy or small group. Participants only; Suspense Camp restricts photography and substances. 03:00 @ Edsel SurlyCamp



1:00 PM



Erotic Rope Bondage 101



1:00



1:00 PM



Exploring the Voice: Experimental Sounds and Sacred Chanting



2:00



Banana from Quebec leads this joyful 02:00 @ Hummer experimental workshop. Learn to use your voice Energy Riders to produce transcendental effects. On the menu: Indigenous sacred chanting from South America and group vocal experimentation. In the Goddess Yurt of Pantheogenesis Temple Friday Day :: Opulent Day Dreams 1:00 dj tba 2:00 Kane (aus) 3:00 Fox 4:00 Hoj 5:00 Taylor 6:00 Vinkalmann (7:00) 03:00 @ Gremlin Opposable Thumbs



1:00 PM



Friday Day :: Opulent Day Dreams



6:00



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Start Time

1:00 PM



Event

Growing Beautiful Crystals from Molten Bismuth Metal



Duration Description

3:00



Location / Camp



Watch and help out as Ike melts pure, non-toxic 03:00 @ Corvair Bismuth metal and then allows it to cool, UBER TUBERS producing beautifully shaped and colored crystals for you to take with you.Geek out about the materials science or just marvel at the surprising intricacies of nature. SPOILER WARNING: There's a lot of bismuth crystal information on the web, such as at www.bismuthcrystal.com. If you'd like to be surprised at what you can crystallize out of a dull gray metal, don't look it up! :) Weed-whack that bush! Let our queer stylists trim you right, or give yourself a fabulous new look with our tools. Volunteers needed: just show up early with your own clippers or safety scissors! Stick around... today Manscaping Madness is immediately followed by an Erotic Massage Workshop at 2pm. Join MissTake, MissFit, MissBehave and other beauties in a fun and outrageous pageant. Dress up as your favorite, most outrageous Miss UnAmerican contestant. Tiaras and sashes provided (or make your own). The pageant starts with cocktails in our lounge followed by a parade through center camp and dancing at the Deep End. Hosted by: Celestial Bodies @ Avalon Village 07:30 @ Fairlane Comfort & Joy



1:00 PM



Manscaping Madness



1:00



1:00 PM



Miss UnAmerican Pageant



08:30 @ Dart Celestial Bodies (within Avalon Village)



1:00 PM



Suburban Gladiators Tournament



3:00



Come battle our ferocious Suburban Gladiators!! Events include Dr Q-Tip Jousting, Morning COmmute Trike Race, Soccer Mom Challenge & more!! 11th Annual Eastside party for Burners from East of the Mississippi. Meet & greet new friends. Get announced. Cause you came a long way.



07:30 @ Dart American Suburban Gladiators 07:30 @ Allante King Of America (within Asylum Village)



1:00 PM



The Eastside Party



2:00



1:00 PM



Torah Torah Torah



2:00



Join Rabbinical students for an uplifting study of 03:00 @ Gremlin Torah. Subzero We are hosting a discussion forum on the 07:30 @ Allante meaning of patriotism. Is this an outdated Baggage Check notion? What does it mean to be a patriot? Is there a role for patriots in today s America? This is simply a facilitated discussion forum amongst burners, we have no professed experts on the topic. Although one could propose we are each experts in deciding what s right for ourselves in discovering our relationship with country. We specifically want to explore this topic in terms of American citizenry, in support of this year s theme, but all are welcome. See Mutant Vehicle. See The Hilux visit playa art installations. See yourself climbing aboard. Don't be late. Seven-thirty Plaza, sharp. Get your body and boobies painted for the Critical Tits parade! If you have a little painting skill and want to help, feel free to stop by. This is a great way to meet a lot of fun people. Nothing wrong with a Diva laying down breaks.Dulce Vita is taking some time away from OT to throw down some breaks with the ducks. Nothing wrong with a Diva laying down breaks.Dulce Vita is taking some time away from OT to throw down some breaks with the ducks. unknown Blink



1:00 PM



Where are the patriots?



2:00



2:00 PM



Art Tour on board The Hilux



12:05



2:00 PM



Body and Booby Painting



3:00



2:00 PM



Breaks w/Dulce Vita



2:00



04:30 @ Allante TOTEM Massage & Chill



2:00 PM



Breaks w/Dulce Vita



2:00



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Start Time

2:00 PM



Event

Circus Skill Play Time



Duration Description

2:00 Ever want to run away and join the circus? Well, now you can give it a try, at least for a couple of hours! We will be having a lot of fun, but don't let the clown sergeant catch you slacking off! Come for juggling, unicycling, slackline, trapeze, acrobalance, whip cracking and other fun toys. Come play with us! Looking to reconnect with your partner or take your playa relationship to the next level? This hands on workshop will help you experience smooching as the key to deeper levels of intimacy with your partner! There will be an opportunity at the end to share your favorite techniques with the group.



Location / Camp



2:00 PM



Couples Smooching Workshop



1:00



09:00 @ Fairlane Slutgarden



2:00 PM



Erotic Massage for Men & their Lovers



2:00



Experience the power of sacred sexuality in this 07:30 @ Fairlane hands-on, clothes-off workshop. We will Comfort & Joy practice the basics of breathwork and erotic massage as taught by the Body Electric School, which can lead to extended, full-body orgasm and an altered mind-state conducive to spiritual insights. Now in its fifth year on the playa (and first at Comfort & Joy!), the workshop focuses on the male body, though women can participate as givers of massage. Note: if you re looking to get off, this isn t for you this is a non-ejaculatory practice that stimulates and spreads erotic energy through the body. It is very hot, but it isn t sex; there is no sexual interaction between the giver and receiver except for the massage itself, and boundaries will be respected. Come early; latecomers and spectators will not be admitted, and we ve had to turn people away every year. The way it works is for about 20-30 minutes we all learn breathwork (for the person receiving massage) and massage techniques (for the giver). We then pair up and do it. As the giver of massage, you re really all about the pleasure of the person receiving. As the receiver, you re not reciprocating or groping or doing anything other than being in your body and your experience. Loud music is playing, and after about 30-40 minutes there s the intense crescendo of breath and massage and sound and energy and it culminates in this particular breath and hold, which is held held held held and finally released with all the amazing energy circulating through the body what some people call a full body orgasm. Don your sombrero, serape, ears, tail & rainbow 10:00 @ Fairlane collar then head on over for fresh guacamole, Funky Town margaritas, chips and salsa. Arriba! Exchanging Shamanic strategies across the healing disciplines: e.g. protection, extraction of negative energy, channeling helping spirits. 05:00 @ Dart Costco Soulmate Trading Outlet (within Nectar Village)



2:00 PM



friday furfag fiesta



2:22



2:00 PM



Healing Strategies Seminar



2:00



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Start Time

2:00 PM



Event

MAPS: Change & Psychedelics



Duration Description

12:30



Location / Camp



How do we change? How do growth, 02:00 @ Hummer maturation, development, and transformation Energy Riders differ? Do psychedelics induce lasting change? Is transcendent change compatible with cathartic change? Are personal, societal, and ecological change related? Is change even an appropriate goal, or something one can in fact speed up? The title of this talk itself has gone through several changes in recent months. It started as 'Maturity, In Theory.' Then it was 'How I Completed My Childhood at Burning Man.' More recently, it became 'Catharsis, Transcendence, and Change.' This talk will be all those, but I've settled on the broader 'Change' for the title, as I want to explore the underlying concept of change - in physics, language, society, philosophy - in addition to personality change and personal development. Psychologist Neal Goldsmith on change and psychedelic psychotherapy, and the interplay between transcendence and catharsis. The MAPS Lecture Series features talks on the 02:00 @ Hummer latest psychedelics research from around the Energy Riders world and on current issues in drug policy reform. Friday speakers will include: * Sasha and Ann Shulgin Answering Questions about Psychopharmacology, Psychotherapy, and Drug Policy Reform * Daniel Pinchbeck presenting "From American Nightmare to Universal Dream"Psychologist * Neal Goldsmith on change and psychedelic psychotherapy * MAPS president Rick Doblin giving a wideranging talk on the "psychedelic renaissance" and MAPS' psychedelic drug development plans * Vancouver psychiatrist Ingrid Pacey on Altered States (Holotropic Breathwork and MDMA) in the treatment of PTSD * Sameet Kumar on psilocybin for cancer anxiety and as a tool for existential and spiritual psychotherapy * Matt Johnson on the Johns Hopkins psilocybin in cancer patients. * Alicia Danforth on the UCLA psilocybin cancer anxiety study * Matt Johnson on the Johns Hopkins study of psilocybin for cancer-related anxiety and depression This guided chanting experience is about building Community Energy and Unity through the interweaving of our voices and moving bodies. Come get some basic assistance with Nuclear Reactor and Core Fusion System repair and maintenance at Pandora's FixIt Shoppe. Zsuzsi Fern facilitates this discussion among men and women to discover the needs and dreams of both sexes during a women's moon cycle. Open to all. In the God/Goddess dome of Pantheogenesis Temple. Experience self-love...body, mind and soul. As women, learn to stop neglecting your needs...put yourself first...love yourself fully 09:30 @ 4:30 Portal Fuurther



2:00 PM



MAPS: Psychedelic Lecture Series



4:00



2:00 PM



Monkey Chant (Center Camp)



2:00



2:00 PM



Pandora's Nuclear Reactor and Core Fusion System Workshop



2:00



09:30 @ 9:00 Portal Pancake Playhouse 02:00 @ Hummer Energy Riders



2:00 PM



RedMOOn Cycle Mysteries Revealed



2:00



2:00 PM



Self-Loving for Women



1:15



05:00 @ Dart Costco Soulmate Trading Outlet (within Nectar Village)



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Start Time

2:00 PM



Event

Soothing Hand Jobs



Duration Description

2:00



Location / Camp



Life on the playa is rough but that doesn t mean unknown your hands have to be! Come get a soothing Mike's Birthday hand massage with your choice of scented lotions and potions. Or, enhance your Playawear with a manicure and polish. Show those you touch that you care nothing says First Class better than soft, smooth hands. Featured on all domestic flights, Mon, Wed, Fri 2:00 - 4:00 Draw the "eyes" and envy of your peers with your very own potato art - A potato necklace, potato donkey or potato painting? You decide. Dip your feet in our "refreshing" "pool". The coolest, classiest, most "chlorinated" party on the playa. "Lifeguard" will be on "duty". The erotic art of rope bondage is easy to learn. Suspense Camp experts will work with you as you learn more advanced forms of artful restraint including variations on the chest harness, the hogtie, and partial suspension. Participants will work with a buddy or small group. Participants only; Suspense Camp restricts photography and substances. (Beginners should attend the introductory class at 1:00.) 07:30 @ Gremlin Post-Apocalyptic Dust Pirates 09:00 @ Portal Star Factory 03:00 @ Edsel SurlyCamp



2:00 PM



Spudcraft



1:00



2:00 PM



Stardust Pool Party



1:00



2:30 PM



Advanced Erotic Rope Bondage



1:00



2:30 PM



MAPS: The Psychedelic Renaissance and the Use of MDMA in the Treatment of PTSD



1:00



PANEL: The Psychedelic Renaissance and the 02:00 @ Hummer Use of MDMA in the Treatment of PTSD Energy Riders - MAPS president Rick Doblin giving a wideranging talk on the "psychedelic renaissance" and MAPS' psychedelic drug development plans - Vancouver psychiatrist Ingrid Pacey on Altered States (Holotropic Breathwork and MDMA) in the treatment of PTSD Lai he cha! Come chat in Mandarin, Hokkien, Cantonese, suibian ni. Join the China regional for fine teas brought straight from the mainland. Wine tasting - you show up, we pour you wine, you drink it. 07:00 @ Esplanade Pleasure Garden (within Snowflake Village) 10:30 @ Center Camp Media Mecca



3:00 PM



3rd Annual Chinese Speakers Tea Party



2:00



3:00 PM



9th Annual Wine Tasting & Snobbery



3:00 PM



A Fierce New You - BYO Makeup & Wig Interactive Workshop



2:00



A FIERCE NEW YOU 07:30 @ Fairlane BYO Makeup and Wig Workshop Comfort & Joy Hands on interactive seminar for all levels covers basic & advanced make up and wig styling techniques & tips ranging from subtle to dramatic to otherworldly with your hosts and seminar facilitators, Madame Hissy and the House of Love. Then let it all hang out on the "6th annual Romp of the Playa Hookers" rampage through Black Rock City...an experience that transcends the definition of "Hot Tranny Mess." Appreciative Inquiry is a method for drawing 03:00 @ Portal from the best parts of the past in order to create Poisoned Palace the future we desire. Ask deep questions, imagine what might be, write design principles for the future, and put them into action. Originally developed for working with groups, can also be applied in individual relationships or, powerfully, in how you relate with yourself. Calling all bottoms and fans of bottoms! Exercise your glutes with us, then share your tales, tips, & talents in an adult discussion group-style workshop that will leave you bottoming better. Mostly geared for queers but open to str8's who like to get pegged too. 07:30 @ Fairlane Comfort & Joy



3:00 PM



Appreciative Inquiry



2:00



3:00 PM



Bottoming 101



2:00



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Start Time

3:00 PM



Event

Choose Your Own Adventure!



Duration Description

2:00 The city is filled with secrets and treasures, and its up to you to explore! Get ready to ask why, move forward, and forge your own path.



Location / Camp

06:30 @ Esplanade Avant Yard



3:00 PM



Cowboys and Indians!



2:00



Come and experience the original American 08:30 @ The Wheel Dream in the Wild Weird West. The Frontier Liminal Labs comes to life with cap gun duels, cornbread and sarsaparilla, buckaroos & squaws, bicycle lasso contests with human cattle, and then join us for a wacky final showdown. Looking for the perfect bit of pizaz to glam up your friday night outfit?Come by DP and have your body/face painted. 09:00 @ Portal Deviant Playground



3:00 PM



Face/Body Painting



4:00



3:00 PM



Honest Seduction



2:00



Seduction has a bad rap. For most the word is 03:00 @ Portal synonymous with manipulation, deception and Poisoned Palace power-over practices. We're reclaiming seduction and rehabilitating it's tarnished name. Honest Seduction is cooperatively creating power and sparking healthy intimacy. This workshop will explore and improve your seduction skills including the first 30 seconds of meeting, interesting/exciting offers, and difficult personal disclosures. For more info see www.honestseduction.com Sound Master Karma Moffett performs a vibrant 02:00 @ Hummer sound meditation to sooth and uplift the eternal Energy Riders being residing within each one of us. Ken Hamazaki presents, The Tea Ceremony of the reddest artist in the world will be back again. There is a galaxy of only one tatami-mat intercepted from the outside. It is the only different space where is covered by a barrier which is invisible. In a silent dialog of only two persons, it doesn t matter how to drink the tea, and it will express the one s character, and the method of feel is up to the one. The visitor is the leading role, and I will merely serve the tea. Just enjoy it. Ken Hamazaki will be back again. In this year, celebrating his 10th anniversary to join Burning Man he may make something new to the participants. Don't be scared, just enjoy it.



3:00 PM



Karma Moffett - The Tibetan Bell Experience



2:00



3:00 PM



Red Tea Ceremony - You Are GOD



3:00



3:00 PM



Red Tea Ceremony - You are GOD



3:00



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Start Time

3:00 PM



Event

Sexual Privacy - A Lecture and Public Discussion



Duration Description

1:30 A prominent First Amendment attorney will give a lecture on the development of sexual privacy and Substantive Due Process. Full Description: Did you know that you can't buy, sell, or even give away, a dildo in many places? Did you know that the United States government still thinks it has the right to tell you who you can love, or how you express that love? Did you know that when you shoot that oh so sexy video of you and your lover doing what lovers do, you risk imprisonment in a state or federal penitentiary. In an attempt to curry favor from the Religious Right, the Bush Administration is conducting another one of its " wars," this one on sexual privacy. In an attempt to control its citizens thoughts, and to legislate morality to conform to JudeoChristian mores, the government has recently enacted laws that make private sexual expression potentially illegal. A prominent First Amendment attorney (we call him Lazlo...) will give a lecture entitled "The Development of Sexual Privacy in light of Lawrence v. Texas." The lecture will involve the developing standards of sexual privacy under the Substantive Due Process guarantees of the 14th Amendment and will discuss private and semi-public sexual expression, laws regulating sex toys, and the creation and possession of private sexually explicit materials. The lecture will be followed by a question and answer period followed by a public discussion of the issues raised. WARNING: This discussion will deal in a frank and open manner with issues peripherally involving sexuality. While no visual materials will be provided, it is, never-the-less, not appropriate for minors without parental supervision, or for those who may be offended by candid discussions of a sexually explicit nature. DISCLAIMER: The lecture, question/answer segment, and discussion group will involve only general and historical information and will not provide legal advise and/or answers to specific legal questions. If you have a question as to specific legal issues, you should consult with an attorney familiar with the issues presented by your individual situation.



Location / Camp

09:00 @ Esplanade Black Rock City Canoe Club (within ...and then there's only LOVE.)



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Start Time

3:00 PM



Event

Sexual Privacy - A Lecture and Public Discussion



Duration Description

1:30 Did you know that you can t buy, sell, or even give away, a dildo in certain states? Did you know that the United States government still thinks it has the right to tell you who you can love, or how you express that love? Did you know that when you shoot that oh so sexy video of you and your lover doing what lovers do, you risk imprisonment in a state or federal penitentiary. In an attempt to curry favor from the Religious Right, the Bush Administration is conducting another one of its wars, this one on sexual privacy. In an attempt to control its citizens thoughts, and to legislate morality to conform to Judeo-Christian mores, the government has recently enacted laws that make private sexual expression potentially illegal. A prominent First Amendment attorney (we call him Lazlo...) will give a lecture entitled The Development of Sexual Privacy in light of Lawrence v. Texas. The lecture will involve the developing standards of sexual privacy under the Substantive Due Process guarantees of the 14th Amendment and will discuss private and semi-public sexual expression, laws regulating sex toys, and the creation and possession of private sexually explicit materials. The lecture will be followed by a question and answer period followed by a public discussion of the issues raised. WARNING: This discussion will deal in a frank and open manner with issues peripherally involving sexuality. While no visual materials will be provided, it is, never-the-less, not appropriate for minors without parental supervision, or for those who may be offended by candid discussions of a sexually explicit nature. DISCLAIMER: The lecture, question/answer segment, and discussion group will involve only general and historical information and will not provide legal advise and/or answers to specific legal questions. If you have a question as to specific legal issues, you should consult with an attorney familiar with the issues presented by your individual situation.



Location / Camp

09:00 @ Esplanade Black Rock City Canoe Club (within ...and then there's only LOVE.)



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Start Time

3:00 PM



Event

Sexual Privacy - A Lecture and Public Discussion



Duration Description

1:30 A prominent First Amendment attorney will give a lecture on obscenity and censorship of sexual expression followed by a public discussion. Full Description: Most people are unaware that the United States government believes it can tell you what you can and cannot watch in the privacy of your own home. After all, the First Amendment says, in part, "Congress shall make no law ... abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press..." But in yet an attempt to curry favor from the Religious Right, the Bush Administration is conducting another one of its " wars," this one targeting sexual expression. In an attempt to control its citizens thoughts, and to legislate morality to conform to Judeo-Christian mores, the department of "justice" has stepped up its battle against consensual adult sexual expression. A prominent First Amendment attorney (we call him Lazlo...) who is on the front lines of this battle against censorship, will give a lecture entitled "The Intractable Obscenity Problem." The lecture will involve the history of obscenity laws in the United States, the government's attempt to censor sexual expression, and a recap of recent federal obscenity prosecutions. He will also discuss the injustice (and absurdity) of the government's attempt to enforce community moral standards on sexual expression by consenting adults which is intended to be received, in private, by other consenting adults. The lecture will be followed by a question and answer period followed by a public discussion of the issues raised. WARNING: This discussion will deal in a frank and open manner with issues peripherally involving sexuality. While no visual materials will be provided, it is, never-the-less, not appropriate for minors without parental supervision, or for those who may be offended by candid discussions of a sexually explicit nature. DISCLAIMER: The lecture, question/answer segment, and discussion group will involve only general and historical information and will not provide legal advise and/or answers to specific legal questions. If you have a question as to specific legal issues, you should consult with an attorney familiar with the issues presented by your individual situation. Tantric relating



Location / Camp

09:00 @ Esplanade Black Rock City Canoe Club (within ...and then there's only LOVE.)



3:00 PM



Tantric relating



1:00



07:30 @ Edsel Camp ... in Bed / Philthy Sanchez 07:30 @ Portal !Zoom! 05:00 @ Dart Costco Soulmate Trading Outlet (within Nectar Village)



3:00 PM



Zoom! Superhero Party



6:00



Welcome home Superheros. Take a break from saving the world at Camp Zoom! with some frosty suds. Practice 3 basic aspects of the healer's touch experience: inner sight-sustained choiceintentional motion. Bring a friend or meet one here.



3:20 PM



Introduction to Massage



1:00



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Start Time

3:30 PM



Event

MAPS: Psychedelic Therapy for Cancer



Duration Description

1:30 PANEL: Psychedelic Psychotherapy for Existential Anxiety and Depression in Cancer Patients - Sameet Kumar on psilocybin for cancer anxiety and as a tool for existential and spiritual psychotherapy - Matt Johnson on the Johns Hopkins study of psilocybin for cancer-related anxiety and depression - Alicia Danforth on the UCLA psilocybin cancer anxiety study



Location / Camp

02:00 @ Hummer Energy Riders



3:30 PM



Rope Bondage Rides -- Get Suspended!



2:00



Hang upside down and giggle madly, or feel the 03:00 @ Edsel quiet bliss of being bound and swinging slowly. SurlyCamp Our expert shibari artists will be on hand to show you all sorts of rope-based fun, from full suspension to body binding or maybe just tips and tricks you can take home with you. Appropriate for all genders and orientations. Suspense Camp restricts photography and substances. Chuck the TV out the window,shotgun a can of stella,grab a blow up guitar and strum like the god of rock to the greatest anthems in history! Do you have what it takes to be the next Burning Idol?.. Come one, Come all and behold the amazing talent of BRC... All women & girls are invited to join the largest gathering of women on the Playa as we celebrate the feminine power within each of us Come and Shaka' your dirty rump with divided If it's Funky, Deep, Booty Shakin' and spacey it's at the Duck Pond's Deep Bump. Meet Kali, Aphrodite, Artemis and more! This workshop will offer women an opportunity to explore sacred movement in the body with the intention of contacting inner knowledge of wholeness and empowerment. Women participating in this class will become familiar with particular faces of the goddess and archetypes that influence life. We will also look at feminine qualities that are in shadow and learn how to bring them to consciousness. Using movement, enactment and mythic story we will explore an intimate connection to the sacred feminine within. Men can also participate, but will be taken on a more inward journey. 07:30 @ Allante Wedding Camp (aka Heavenly Swing) 04:30 @ Portal Free Photography Zone 09:00 @ Fairlane Reno Housewives, The 04:30 @ Allante TOTEM Massage & Chill



4:00 PM



Blow Up Air Guitar Party!



2:00



4:00 PM



Burning Idol



2:00



4:00 PM



CRITICAL TITS 13th ANNUAL BIKE RIDE



12:30



4:00 PM



Deep Bump



2:00



4:00 PM



Embodying the Sacred Feminine through Myth and Movement



1:30



04:30 @ Bonneville Temple of the 7th Ray



4:00 PM



Erotic Tickling Workshop



1:00



Sometimes the lightest touch can be the most 07:30 @ Allante powerful. This workshop explores the pleasures Orgasmateria Pleasure Lab open to those brave enough to expose their (within Asylum Village) most vulnerable spots to a teasing touch. This isn t psycho-older-brother, poke-til-you-choke tickling, but titillating, sexy, goose-pimply tickling that thrills the skin and makes you catch your breath. Bring a partner you trust, since you ll be taking turns being blindfolded, bound and teased with a skintoy! A Games of Squares event. Are you Playing the 12:30 @ 4:30 Portal Games of Squares? Do you have a Yellow or Groovlite Blue square? Then get thee self to The Man to play your rules! Join us for some American/patriotic-themed record setting and make Playa history! (Other records are set all day - join us for that, too)



4:00 PM



Games of Squares: Yellow and Blue squares go to The Man!



1:00



4:00 PM



Playa Book of Records' Patriot Games



1:00



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Start Time

4:00 PM



Event

Shibari Japanese Rope Bondage



Duration Description

1:30 David El will share his many years experience with erotic Japanese Rope, including full body rope work and suspension. Den of Iniquity is a place for bdsm, leather, goth, fetish on the playa. This is an advanced class for consenting adults in good health, no photos, for people 18 and older only please!



Location / Camp

03:00 @ Allante Den of Iniquity



4:00 PM



Tequila Paparazzi



3:00



Prepare for a night of BM debauchery with some 06:00 @ Dart high end tequila, low brow humor, and a Camp Green Zone glamorous photo shoot. A safe place to join a spontaneous genderspanning community. Bring open hearts and minds. Come fabulously dressed, or let us dress you? Share questions, revelations, struggles and successes in living the gender(s) of your soul. Engage in exploratory activities. Bring your questions and answers. Honey moderates and joins you in sharing experience, wisdom and compassionate provocation. A Slow Flow Yoga class for all levels. Bring water and a mat if you have it. Asana, meditation and pranayama. Yum! 07:00 @ Esplanade Deep Heaven: Living the Dream



4:00 PM



Trans-Gender Salon



1:30



4:01 PM



Slow Vinyasa Yoga



1:15



09:15 @ The Wheel Yogi & Delta's Asana-Mania



4:20 PM



Orange peel sculpture workshop



12:42



Discover how multi-media performance artist 06:30 @ 4:30 Portal Orange peel moses earned his juicy alias, then Monoplaya let him teach you how to use the whole buffalo to make anatomically correct orange peel sculptures. BYOF (bring your own fruit) if possible (oranges provided, while supplies last), citrus peelers will be provided. 26 postures & breathing exercises, the playa will 05:00 @ Dart provide a nice sweaty environment. All levels, Costco Soulmate Trading clothing optional, bring water, mat/towel. Outlet (within Nectar Village) Open to the infinite, organismic intelligence that you are, with Samantha Sweetwater. Connect Earth and Heaven through the radiant flow of your love, light and energy. for more information, go to Samantha's web site at www.dancingfreedom.com 04:30 @ Allante Relaxomatic Plushitorium



4:30 PM



Hot Yoga: Bikram Style



1:20



4:30 PM



PeaceBody Yoga



4:30 PM



PeaceBody Yoga



1:00



PeaceBody Yoga - Open to the infinite, organismic intelligence that you are, with Samantha Sweetwater. Connect Earth and Heaven through the radiant flow of your love, light and energy. what did the SPOKEN WORD stage was for, anyway? intense is the only one of the words rusty uses to describe the experience and some burners' dislike of finding themselves without mental stimulation for even a few seconds -- THAT'S ALL THE TIME RUSTY ASKS!!! -- just a few seconds of open-hearted listening (he is not much to look at, so concentrate of the sounds coming of his mouth and see if you doh't agree. Join devotional kirtan chanters who blend western voices and eastern kirtan to create a mood that is soulful, mellow and timeless.



04:30 @ Allante Relaxomatic Plushitorium



4:30 PM



RUSTY REBAR SHOW



6:00



07:30 @ Edsel Camp Organized Confusion



4:30 PM



The Temple Bhajan Band



1:30



05:00 @ Dart Costco Soulmate Trading Outlet (within Nectar Village)



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Start Time

5:00 PM



Event

"6th Annual Romp of the Playa Hookers" Rampage Thru BRC



Duration Description

2:00



Location / Camp



Romp begins @ Comfort & Joy at 5 pm and 07:30 @ Fairlane culminates @ the Deep End @ sundown Comfort & Joy Immediately following the Makeup & Wig Workshop at Comfort & Joy, we hit the streets as Madame Hissy (aka HistErica), joins forces with the lovely ladies of the House of Love & the House of Hole as they serve it up as your fearless tour guides on the 6th ANNUAL ROMP OF THE PLAYA HOOKERS rampage through Black Rock City. Everyone is welcome to this not-to-be-missed event that transcends the epitome of Hot Tranny Mess....on steroids! The wildly unpredictable Romp with this filthy pack of whores, pimps, and their trashy admirers makes Spain s Running With the Bulls seem like a civilized walk in the park. This highly anticipated annual " field trip" into the depths of BRC is always a ridiculously hilarious adventure and a guaranteed rollicking good time. If you miss our 5 pm(ish) departure, you ll eventually find us at the Deep End for our full blown tranny invasion of the beloved daytime disco rager, where there are also unconfirmed rumors of a guerilla-style takeover of the Deep End stage for a grand musical production drag spectacle performance. Come get pampered and listen to bad tribute songs while you enjoy sweet libations and toast your favorite Sara(h). Friends and fans of Sara(h) all welcome. come meet the serpent mother in a classic fraternal rite of passage! 02:00 @ Esplanade Opulent Temple



5:00 PM



3rd Bi-Annual With or Without an 'H' Sara(h) After Party



1:00



5:00 PM



Ayauasca Keg Stands



1:00



02:00 @ Hummer Energy Riders



5:00 PM



Byron Magic



1:00



Be Open - a heady mix of tantra, meditation and 07:30 @ Edsel visulalisation. Camp ... in Bed / Philthy Sanchez Adam Apollo leads this, fourth in the Dream: 02:00 @ Hummer Earthheart Series - An exploration into ecstatic Energy Riders energy charged breathing, and release in focused and intentional manners for manifestation, activation, or Tantric union. In the Pantheogenesis Temple. "From American Nightmare to Universal Dream" 02:00 @ Hummer Daniel Pinchbeck Energy Riders With the accelerating effects of peak oil, species extinction, and climate change, the end of the "American Century" has brought us to planetary peril. How can we change the direction of global civilization in a compressed timeframe, before crisis turns to cataclysm?" Naughty knots and titillating ties! Learn to bind securely, lovingly & safely with a rope bondage expert. 2hr of instruction & participation 07:30 @ Allante Orgasmateria Pleasure Lab (within Asylum Village)



5:00 PM



Dream: Earthheart Series: 4 Coalescing Charge: The Art of Kundalini Magic



2:00



5:00 PM



MAPS: Daniel Pinchbeck, "From American Nightmare to Universal Dream"



1:00



5:00 PM



Rope Bondage intro class



2:00



5:00 PM



Slow Parade



1:00



Slow movement allows us to connect to our unknown bodies, our breath, and ourselves. Following our Amira Emma bodies' impulses to move can lead to feeling grounded and having fun at the same time. It is in direct contrast to the high paced activity and excitement all around us at Burning Man. Earplugs are helpful in focussing. Dress up and join Amira in the third anniversary of this slow spectacle.



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Start Time

5:00 PM



Event

Stars... Stripes... and SAKE!



Duration Description

2:00 Come celebrate the American Dream by sucking dry America's last remaining underground sake aquifer...LEAVE NO SAKE for future generations!!! Come one, Come all, but for sure be tall. You must be THIS tall to rock a drink at our World Famous Stilter Bar. For 5-years running, the longest continually run stilter bar on the Playa! BONUS ROUND! You bring enough stilters around during the day and we will open up for you!



Location / Camp

02:00 @ Center Camp Sa-hanna-tana



5:00 PM



Stilter Bar Happy Hour



1:00



03:00 @ Corvair UBER TUBERS



5:00 PM



The LBD (little black dress) Parade



1:30



The 7th Annual LBD 05:00 @ Esplanade (Little Black Dress Parade) PlayaQ (within Spanky's Wine The long standing Tradition continues again in Bar), The 2008. Friday afternoon at 5pm, Spanky's Wine Bar and the famous Burning Band will host LBD. Males and females alike will don thier wildest, most elaborate, sexiest and/or skimpiest little black dresses and follow and sing with the greatest marching band on the playa, through the streets of Burningman to Center Camp and back. Those with marching band instruments (yes, kazoos count) are welcomed to "join the band" Huzzah!!!!! This is a long standing playa tradition, so be sure to include an LBD in your Burningman packing list this year. 15 reps deadlift 135lbs 15 reps man makers 30lbs run around block w 5 gal jugs 3 rounds for time we got the stuff, you bring the crazy 03:00 @ Fairlane Cosmic Giggle



6:00 PM



BurnFit Muscle Tea Workout



2:00



6:00 PM



Childbirth Preparation Ritual



1:30



In ancient times a woman s ability to birth was 07:30 @ Corvair seen as a gift from the Goddess. It was seen as Grail de Grafenberg power and strength beyond any other. Birth, women, the ability to create life was worshipped and seen as blessed. The purpose of this ritual is to celebrate the approaching birth and help prepare the mother for labor. Fathers and partners are welcome to witness the rite. An intro into BDSM equip such as floggers, crops, feathers and more. A hands on class of the safe, playful, and more sensual side. Come join us as we celebrate Mike's Birthday the American Way!!! Cake, Ice Cream, and Punch, games and party attire. Mike will wear his Birthday suit. Nature Lindsey will be performing folks songs inspired by Nature. Help deepen your connection with the earth with deep listening. www.myspace.com/naturejoy 09:00 @ Edsel Playaball Hoops Madness 09:00 @ Dart Midnight Ridazz



6:00 PM



Learn the Softer more Sensual side of BDSM



1:00



6:00 PM



Mike's Birthday Party



6:00 PM



Music by Nature



01:15 @ The Wheel Earth Guardians



6:00 PM



Secrets of Erotic Touch & Tantric Sexual Positions



2:00



Become a master lover. Turn sexual pleasure to 05:00 @ Dart ecstatic bliss! Costco Soulmate Trading Bring play buddy & sheet/towels. Outlet (within Nectar Village) Please bathe. Partial nudity. Let s play!



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Start Time

6:00 PM



Event

The Big 4-0 Birthday Bash



Duration Description

2:00 Turned 40 since last Burn or turning 40 this Burn? Well a bunch of us peeps who work for the org and our friends did and we want to celebrate with all of you other fabulous, foxy 40 year olds. Come and join us at the Elevation installation on the playa for the Big 4-0 Birthday Bash. Music, booty shakin', and 40ozers. Bring your own 40 and one to share. Here's to the beginning of our 5th decade of living, loving, and FUN!! 40's the new 20's!! Unwind after a long week at our spirited version of your favorite Jewish prayer service and welcome Shabbat with us this Friday! Join us for an omni-denominational welcoming of shabbat! An annual spectacular of curated circus acts, marching bands, musicians, divas, dancers and odd ends selected from our United Nation of Burners! Hosted by $teven Ra$pa and friends to celebrate all that is liberated and absurdly wonderful. HOORAY! Narrated by Joaquin Phoenix, Earthlings is the most comprehensive film ever produced about the relationship between humans, nature, and animals. "Absolutely Epic" - John Feldmann (musician Goldfinger). Film screening and discussion. Come and get a cheesy lei. Our gift back to the community has become a popular social mixer/ lubricant. Many old and new friends come visit us to enjoy the Playa famous fresh fruit Mai Tai's mixed by Spanky (the Sultan of Swat)himself. A crowd favorite is the Limbo Contest of Death. Good conversation and music are to be found. There are whispered rumors that Queen Catherine is once again be in top flight whipping shape. Smore Whore's Mom is going to keep the tradition alive with her hot and wet offerings. Dont make us come find you.



Location / Camp

unknown larry harvey fan club



6:30 PM



Kabbalat Shabbat Service



1:30



03:00 @ Gremlin Subzero 03:00 @ Gremlin Subzero Center Camp Center Camp Cafe



6:30 PM



Kabbalat Shabbat Service



1:30



7:00 PM



Center Camp Cafe Annual Friday Night Variety Show



8:00



7:00 PM



Film: Earthlings



2:00



07:30 @ Fairlane Elders, The



7:00 PM



Get Leid



2:30



03:30 @ Esplanade Yellow Bike Repair Camp (within Jub Jub's Plastic Circus)



7:00 PM



Hula Hoops! Making and Playing!



2:00



Come on by and learn basic hoop moves 03:30 @ Allante coupled with hoop dance techniques. If Hoo Ha Effigy Camp interested, hoop making supplies are available. Learn how to make a hoop and share the love with other non-hoopers! If you are already a talented hoop dancer, come by and show your stuff! Come have a drink on us while hooping.. Traditional Jewish Ceremony and Celebration, with devotion, singing, meditation, and a Kiddush! Temple Pantheogenesis 02:00 @ Hummer Energy Riders



7:00 PM



Shabbat



1:00



7:00 PM



sunset mixer



9:00



Make a pilgrimage to Altar Nation for a sunset 04:30 @ Fairlane get-together with our priests and priestesses of Altar-nation chill. Libations will flow to honor both immortal and mortal pantheons alike. Its a liquid potluck so bring it strong and we will mix it up. Leave secular, sacred, or profane votive offerings and prayers at the altars. Bear witness to the glorious altar to Bläkkröök, the Lego God of Play, or build one yourself to your deity or messiah of choice. Join us for an evolutionary sound healing journey by Jonah Kai, Lee Giove and friends in the Sapphire Portal. Utilizing a wide array of acoustic instruments including didgeridoo, gongs, flutes, Tibetan bowls and others to create a transformative experience. www.ShamanicSoundCeremony.com



7:00 PM



Vibration Galactivation Sound Healing Journey



1:30



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Start Time

7:15 PM



Event

Intermediate Acroyoga



Duration Description

2:00 Taught by Hitch. For students that have some Acroyoga experiences. We will open with a Circle Ceremony to raise the group energy and Partner Yoga Flow to warm up. We will then concentrate on more advanced AcroYoga flying transitions, inversions, and back flying techniques. Spotting and safety techniques for dynamic flying will be covered. Then partners will learn basic Thai Massage to relax muscles and release tension in the body, and close with a final circle ceremony. Bring a mat, no partner required.



Location / Camp

02:00 @ Hummer Energy Riders



7:30 PM



Psylab



1:30



Holding down the sounds of the Boston 03:00 @ Corvair underground since 2004, Psylab has been UBER TUBERS touring the Northeast, performing at clubs, lofts, raves, festivals, and regional BurningMan events for thousands of fans, friends and freaks. Reaching as far west as the Sierra Nevada's (Northern CA's Symbiosis Gathering '06); and as far south as South Beach, FL (WMC's Miambient), Psylab's music has set the soundtrack for many magical events. Solely through word of mouth and Internet promotions, Psylab has defied standard music business practices and built a loyal following by creating authentic, organic, live electronic dance music for the sake of the moment. Drawing from a range of influences including psytrance, minimal tech, progressive house, dnb, jungle, ambient, downtempo and dubstep, Psylab creates music spontaneously, according to the vibe of the event and the mood of the room. Whether its a chill-out set in the CoSM art gallery, or an early morning psy-trance set at an open-air beach party, Psylab transforms and adapts to its surroundings for a unique experience each and every time -- no two sets are ever alike. Atma Soul Mate Yoga is a physical, meditation unknown and mantra based partner yoga that pushes, Kit's Birthday Burners pulls and transports any relationship to its next stage. Sex is not the answer. It may however, be an excellent question. In some ways it may be one of the ultimate questions, for while sex has never come through for us as a solution to life s problems, queries, and mysteries. Nor has it ever provided meaningful or lasting solutions. Even so, it does seem to be the decisive driving force of this material world. Wars have been launched, nations have been built, fortunes have been made, lost, and lives have been both destroyed and created by the quest for sex. The purpose of this workshop is to focus on the relationship between sex and spirituality (or more accurately: between sex drive and the pursuit of spiritual experiences.) The context for this exploration will be yoga asanas, yoga diet, prananyama, mantra meditations, and stories built on the psychology of yoga. Soul mate yoga is a philosophy and a practice designed for the Modern Yogi to explore the powerful questions the issue forth from the topic of sex and spirituality. WARNING this practice has real and lasting implications on the relationship of the practitioners. Let the professionally untrained phrenologists of 03:00 @ Corvair Automatic Subconscious massage and map UBER TUBERS your cranial irregularities in a search for answers to the age old question 'What drink will cure what ails me?'



7:30 PM



Soul Mate Yoga



1:30



8:00 PM



6th Annual Not Really Happening Phrenological Happy Hour



2:00



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Start Time

8:00 PM



Event

80's Night, New Wave to 90's



Duration Description

6:00 Doc Letaurdies 3rd and final 80's dance night will feature the best of New Wave, the best of the 90's, along with your favorite Music Videos



Location / Camp

07:30 @ Bonneville Dr Le Taudrie's Freak Show



8:00 PM



Area 47 Invasion



4:00



Come get your intergalactic groove on with the 07:00 @ Esplanade camps of Area 47 - a bizarre, out of this world Area 47 - Space Virgins, DV8, collaboration of The Space Virgins, DV8, ++ Treehuggers (Randy for Mayor!), Duty Free, Obnoxxxious and Spaceship Excellent, as we roll out the carpet, spin up the boosters and take you away from this world. Bring your own cup (but you knew that already). That's right kidz! For one night only, Tango in the Dust performs Rumours head-to-toe...LIVE. Even Oh Daddy! Now that's dedication!!! Friday Night at Opulent Temple - What if the Dream were Real? What is good about the American Dream is the promise of opportunity, freedom, creativity, exploration, and equality. These are values worth celebrating. It's also been said : "The reason they call it the American Dream is because you have to be asleep to believe it." George Carlin What if our generation could step up and engage and make this dream closer to reality? Friday - What if the Dream was Real? 8:00 dj tba 9:00 Dirty Nate 10:00 Atimatik 11:00 Mark Lewis 12:00 DJ Dan 1:15 Carl Cox 3:15 Christopher Lawrence 4:30 Dutch 5:30 J'Sin 7:00 Atum (8:00) 03:30 @ Esplanade Lustre Village 03:00 @ Gremlin Opposable Thumbs



8:00 PM



Fleetwood Mac's Rumours - L-I-V-E !!



2:00



8:00 PM



Friday Night - What if the Dream was Real?



8:00 PM



Music Is The Drug Part 2



11:00



w/ Dj Josh The Funky 1(2:30-5:00am), Dj Swamp(1:30-2:30am), David Starfire(12:301:30am), The Scumfrog(11:00-12:30pm/am), Nigel Richards(5:00-?am), Lea Luna(9:0010:00pm), Lee Kalt(10:00-11:00pm), and Dragn'fly(8:00-9:00pm) As the sunset fades on the playa (about 7:50pm),we invite you to join a collection of Magnificent, Marvelous, Masterfully Mutated Vehicles in an MV Procession lead by Big Dale,(Big Giant Head)and Rogman,(Peahen). Meet in front of Center Camp at 7:50pm. Departure is at 8:10pm and we will circle the Man with our destination being the Rock Opera located at 2:30 & playa. Park around the perimeter; sit back and enjoy live music, propane effects, fire show, pyrotechnics and BURN The Rock Opera will begin at 9pm. Come partYcipate in this one night only event hosted by Playa Go Round theme camp. Oh I do like to be beside the seaside Quixote s Cabaret Club and Bar dreams of nothing more than a good old-fashioned European holiday at the seaside. Do join us at the Quixote s end-of-the-pier show, for cabaret, cocktails and Eurovision Karaoke Kiss Me Quick! Tuesday, Thursday and Friday evenings from 7.30pm-12midnight at Avalon Village. Bring your best bathing suit and a suitable drinking vessel, me hearties!



04:30 @ Allante Electric Dayglo LOVEpark



8:00 PM



Mutant Vehicle Procession



2:00



03:30 @ The Wheel Playa ChooChoo



8:00 PM



Quixote's Cabaret Club and Bar.



4:00



08:30 @ Dart Quixote s Cabaret Club and Bar (within Avalon Village)



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Friday, August 29, 2008

Start Time

8:00 PM



Event

Shabbatluck



Duration Description

1:30 Moishe House and BRJCC present shabbatluck: a shabbat potluck. Celebrate the beginning of shabbat in good company this Friday night! Moishe House and BRJCC present shabbatluck: a shabbat potluck. Bring something delicious if you can or just a bowl if you cant! All welcome!



Location / Camp

03:00 @ Gremlin Subzero



8:00 PM



Shabbatluck



1:30



03:00 @ Gremlin Subzero



8:00 PM



Shibari Live! Full Rope Suspension Performance



1:00



Witness the erotic, athletic, and kinetic art of 03:00 @ Edsel rope bondage in its most extreme form. Multiple SurlyCamp full suspensions will be performed simultaneously by our expert artists in our performance space. Appropriate for all genders and orientations. Suspense Camp restricts photography and substances. The all singing, all dancing Vaudvillian Variety Night! Clowning! Slapstick! Interpretive dance! Magic! And of course...Pies in the face. Feeling under siege? B.Y.O.B and prepare to get Mullahed. A desert storming experience promised for all. Sephiroth 101 by Johnathan Korman Get introduced to the ten big drawers on the great cosmic Kabbalistic filing cabinet: the Tree of Life diagram. This magick sigil can enable you to integrate any spiritual system with any other, and we promise, there's almost no math required. If you can count to ten, you can command the structure of the Cosmos. We will surround you with the darkness of the best Gothic and Industrial Tunes til sunrise. Dance Drink Be Gothy! 06:30 @ Esplanade Avant Yard 08:00 @ Esplanade Untied Nations Embassy (within NYrvana Village) 02:00 @ Hummer Energy Riders



8:00 PM



The Diaspora presents...



2:00



8:00 PM



Untied Nations: Iranian Embassy



10:00



8:30 PM



Sephiroth 101



2:00



9:00 PM



Attacking the Darkness



3:00



06:30 @ Esplanade Arachnophobia



9:00 PM



BOOTIE BRC Black Rock City's mashup bootleg party



7:00



Launched in San Francisco in 2003, Bootie was 04:00 @ Fairlane the first club night in the United States Otter (R)Evolution #9 dedicated solely to the burgeoning artform of the bootleg mashup. Now with sister parties in LA, New York, Boston, Paris, and Munich, Bootie mixes and matches every conceivable musical genre, era, and style into one big party where everyone feels welcome. It s a place where all sounds, cultures, and sexualities can unite on the dance floor. Bootie provides the soundtrack for the A.D.D. generation ... with free mashup CDs given away like candy! Resident DJs Adrian, Mysterious D, and Malderor will keep your brain guessing and body dancing with creative song combinations, celebrating - and satirizing - the many different genres of music. Guest mashup DJs will be featured, as well as the infamous midnight mashup show. Bootie ... because one song at a time just isn't enough. Dance or Die is a dance party hosted by DJ 04:30 @ Gremlin team Voltskool.The party is usually held the last WigTown Friday of every month in Turners Falls, MA, but we've convinced the illustrious duo (plus a special guest DJ) to move August's Dance or Die to Black Rock City, NV. The FLG are back, and after a week of playing with Mutopia you thought there couldn't be more!! But you were wrong! Brought to you by the FLG and Black Rock FX it is time for a fanstastic fireworks show. Party to follow and lots of time to play with our propane toys! 08:00 @ Dart fixxxation station



9:00 PM



Dance or Die, Burning Man Edition



5:00



9:00 PM



Flaming Lotus Girls Fantastic Firework Friday



3:00



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Start Time

9:00 PM



Event

Giles Bowkett, Computer



Duration Description

1:00 Part of Entheon's Contemplative Computer Music series. LNTV - The End of Suburbia - Environmental Movies on the Playa, Oil Depletion and the Collapse of the American Dream.



Location / Camp

02:00 @ Hummer Energy Riders 01:15 @ The Wheel Earth Guardians



9:00 PM



LNTV: The End of Suburbia



2:00



9:00 PM



Root Society's JELO SHOT



6:00



Listen to the beats, watch dancers in the sky, 09:30 @ Esplanade get your groove on with JELO SHOT. robot ranglers Know your history on the 2nd stage with Rock of the AGES Dazzling lights and more shiny sequins than the 03:00 @ Allante law allows! Come get your groove on at the best Shuttlecraft Galileo (within party since Super-Freak Rick James' bachelor Terminal City) bash! Disco? Who said anything about disco? Not me! I mean, I like Donna Summer and all, but... Come relive the magic of Studio 54 , in the hottest club on the playa. Saturday night fever will keep you going after the man comes down THE RED NOSE DISTRICT presents 1930's Swinging Big Band Night ...under the Big Top from 9pm til midnight. Come in your best playa swing dance attire and dance the night away to a LIVE 20-piece big band. 09:30 @ Esplanade robot ranglers



9:00 PM



Sparkle Night!



6:00



9:00 PM



Studio 54 by Root Society



6:00



9:00 PM



THE RED NOSE DISTRICT presents 1930's Swinging Big Band Night



4:00



06:00 @ Center Camp Recycle Camp



9:00 PM



The Rock Opera



1:00



The 3rd Annual Rock Opera Project is a highly 03:30 @ The Wheel interactive Pyramid art Playa ChooChoo piece that promotes community, love & introspection and climaxes with a Live Amplified Exotic Electronica performance and Burn at 9pm on Friday night. The Event includes 200 performers from around the world who come together with their unique & diverse talents to create this one night only experience. Spectacular Pyrotechnics, Poofing Propane Effects, Unique Fire Performers, Sensuous Belly Dancers, Cirque Characters, Peculiar Puppets, Stilt Walkers and more await you. A marvelous, massive Mutant Vehicle Procession will embark at 8pm from Center Camp to the Rock Opera Pyramid to initiate the evening. Location: 2:30 & Playa. The Temple of Atonement is BRC's largest and 04:00 @ Allante oldest BDSM camp. We install a full scale Temple Camp dungeon which we open to the public as 'supplicants'. Come in, see the judge and be assigned to a trained dominant who will oversee your journey within our walls. This is it.Over the top.Club Verbotens 8th and final Depeche Mode Nacht.For your listening and dancing pleasure,three hours of pure DM. Ecstatic DanceJoin DJSource for Ecstatic Dance: Dance in joy to world grooves. This is the place to really push the envelope. Dance from your core. Dance to goth, industrial, ebm, and dark music. Djs Creech and Sylvain spinning. Come play, chill and cuddle in the Erotic Blue Dome. The Den of Iniquity is an erotic themed camp. Goth, fetish, sexy wear preferred. No photos, 18 and older only please. Didjeridu attunements with Shamanic Shape Shifter-Singer Cyoakha. Complete with Celtic Goddess visuals by artist Jen Delyth. 04:30 @ Edsel Club Verboten 04:30 @ Allante Relaxomatic Plushitorium



9:00 PM



TOA - Open to Supplicants



2:30



10:00 PM



Depeche Mode Das Ende No.2



3:00



10:00 PM



Ecstatic Dance w/DJ Source



2:00



10:00 PM



Goth Night



4:00



03:00 @ Allante Den of Iniquity



10:00 PM



Land of the Blind - Dreamtime Concert



1:00



02:00 @ Hummer Energy Riders



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Friday, August 29, 2008

Start Time

10:00 PM



Event

Rope Bondage Rides -- Get Suspended!



Duration Description

1:00



Location / Camp



Hang upside down and giggle madly, or feel the 03:00 @ Edsel quiet bliss of being bound and swinging slowly. SurlyCamp Our expert shibari artists will be on hand to show you all sorts of rope-based fun, from full suspension to body binding or maybe just tips and tricks you can take home with you. Appropriate for all genders and orientations. Suspense Camp restricts photography and substances. Encore showing of the Black Rock City 48 Hour 07:00 @ Esplanade Film Project. See Thursday at 9pm for more Pleasure Garden (within details. Some films may not be shown. No Q&A. Snowflake Village) Bring your own chair or tarp. (Want to make a film? Come to Videogasm Tuesday at 3pm, 7pm, or 10pm or follow the instructions poster at either PlayaInfo or Videogasm.) Like a splinter in the minds eye, there are thoughts and memories that abide. We find that the anonymous sharing of this energy is a spiritual release and a purification. Camp Secret Exchange offers the opportunity for all to let go of their burning secrets by transferring them to our capable hands. Post your secret on our boards to be burned at the temple, tell us your secrets in safety and privacy, release your secrets into a sealed box, record your secret Using Himalayan singing bowls and gongs, sound healer Jon Reinschreiber leads you on a sound journey deep within or out into the Cosmos. 07:30 @ Corvair Schaweet and Noice



10:30 PM



Encore of the 48 Hour Film Project: Black Rock City 2008



1:00



11:00 PM



Camp Secret Exchange



6:00



11:00 PM



Spirit Feast



1:00



02:00 @ Hummer Energy Riders



11:00 PM



Suspense Camp Players Party



2:00



Experienced players are invited to join us in the 03:00 @ Edsel Suspense Lounge for a closed BDSM party. SurlyCamp DJs will provide the downtempo groove, and our horizontal and vertical surfaces will be available for exploration. Please refer to our website for etiquette and attendance guidelines. Suspense Camp restricts photography and substances. Sacred singing and sound healing performed by 02:00 @ Hummer the mystical Lakshmi Devi Energy Riders Prepare to witness Burning Man history! In a 07:30 @ Portal never before seen spectacle of bravery and Cougar Melon Camp skill, the mutant Vehicle "HiLux" (www.thehilux.com) will become the first vehicle to successfully jump over the man! We've got the vehicle, we've built the ramp, we've done the physics. Evel Knievel's got nothin' on us... it's airtime baby! We're jumping him! Circle and dance to the rhythm of drums. unknown Breath. Release. Let the spirit of monkey, tiger, K-Svert 106.5FM Radio & snake, & crane move you. Surrender to the flow. Stage Midnight Ridazz is the largest rolling cocktail & dance party in the World. It's the most fun you can have on TWO WHEELS, your bike. We're bringing the F.U.N. directly from the City of Los Angeles. We're starting at Center Camp and visiting various art installations, the best bars & the coolest dance camps at BRC. Bring tons of blinkies and glow, you'll want to be seen! The 4th Annual Rocky Horror Picture Show on the Playa. Put on your fishnets and corset and give yourself over...to absolute pleasure... 09:00 @ Dart Midnight Ridazz



11:30 PM



Sacred Sound Healing



1:00



11:59 PM



HiLux Jumps The Man!



1:00



11:59 PM



Midnight Jungle Prowl



1:00



11:59 PM



Midnight Ridazz: Black Rock City



2:00



11:59 PM



Rocky Horror Picture Show



2:00



07:00 @ Esplanade Videogasm (within Snowflake Village)



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Friday, August 29, 2008

Start Time

11:59 PM



Event

Virgin Sacrafice



Duration Description

12:30 You didn't think we could have all this evil fun without a price did you? Come see this years virgin sacrifice!



Location / Camp

07:30 @ Bonneville Sparky's House of Phlame



Saturday, August 30, 2008

Start Time Event

BRC IRL /i/nsurgency



Duration Description

/We/ are Anonymous. /We/ do not forgive. /We/ do not forget. /We/ are legion. Anonymous goes back to the terrorists that filled the Boston harbor with tea; the negros that refused to be seated in the back of the bus. We are the worthless that stormed the Bastille, and then decapitated an empress; and the separatists that brought down the iron curtain. But this time, our revolution will not be betrayed. We will bow to no leader, we bow only to ourselves. The anonymous masses have always been vilified by those that have everything to lose. Anonymous has everything to gain. Will we be the generation of apathy? No. We must take our world back. We are forged from the secret rage and tempered with the will of a people oppressed. A work in progress like our brothers and sisters behind the great wall, and those at home who fight those who wish to demolish our rights. We are the Anonymous accomplices. Acting for justice and having no leader, we are a social structure capable of absorbing all attacks upon us. You cannot hide from us, because we are among you, we are the majority and the minority. We are continually expanding and improving. We cannot be defeated, because to defeat us would be to defeat yourself. Today the enemy is The American Dream. It wishes to suppress, dominate, oppress, terrorize and control. It has poisoned the most weak and then sold the same poison as a cure. To Endure Freedom throught the planet is to destroy Anonymous, to destroy the disbelievers, to destroy its own followers. And to destroy You. Now is the winter of our discontent. The American Dream has always fought the few, the divided. Anonymous are the many. We are one hundred thousand strong. We can be a million strong, but only with you. Downfall of the American Dream is only the beginning. We do not forgive. We do not forget. We are Legion. We are Anonymous. Expect us.



Location / Camp



Richard and Alison's Wedding



Richard makes an honest woman of his beloved 07:30 @ Allante Alison with a wedding on the playa with friends Wedding Camp (aka & family and all you lovely people! Heavenly Swing) Did you know that the more oxygenated your 01:45 @ The Wheel food is, the better you taste it? That's why ice Zombie Unicorn cream tastes better with a fork than a spoon. And that's why our natural inclination is to eat with our mouths open. What's the big deal about what it looks like? You're willing to put it in your mouth and chew but you're not willing to look at it? That's like a carnivore who's unwilling to kill their own cow. So, go ahead and taste what you've been missing today you can eat with your mouth OPEN! A great way to wind down at the end of the week unknown before the night begins. Feel free to bring a little Blink something to share but not required.



Socially Appropriate Eating With Your Mouth Open Day



Wine, Cheese and High Tea



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Start Time

12:00 AM



Event

American Cream: The House of Love Cabaret



Duration Description

1:00 A colorful midnight drag variety show featuring stars from the House of Love, the Butthole Puppet Players, and much more! Stick around after the show for an all-night dance party hosted by Honey Soundsystem. Ellis Island is an interral part of American history and of New York City. Ellis Island - Black Rock City is an art installation about immigration. We have an amazing Burning Man community in New York City, but we don't have a single event on the playa where we all gather together in one place. Please join us on Friday night at midnight (Saturday 12:00 am schedulewise) to burn the artwork. There will be fire performances, pyrotechnic (fireworks!), and music about the Big Apple. Ellis Island - Black Rock City is a wooden gangplank of a ship. As the participants descend they read signs asking guestions regarding medical, political, criminal and legal status. At the end of the gangplank, on a podium which is surrounded by luggage, is the Black Rock City Registry Book in which one is asked to enter their name to create a historical document. Immigration is a controversial issue with realistic concerns bumping into altruistic, even romantic notions. Hopefully participants will recall and discuss their own family history and the role they had in creating our America. We are all, burners and immigrants, adventurers searching for something of value in the unknown. The music will run the gamut from ministry to Combichrist, Laibach to suicide commando you'll find it here at Arachnophobia's industrial hour! Join Death Guild as we learn the brutal truth and finally put this conflict to rest. Friday at midnight, it'll all go down in history. Join us for a traditional midnight screening of this cult classic! Live action cosplay included. Please NO "props" like rice, toilet tissue, etc. They leave MOOP and this is an LNT event! We will have a stage of sorts out in front of the screen. The first rule about Fight Club...



Location / Camp

07:30 @ Fairlane Comfort & Joy



12:00 AM



Ellis Island: New York Community Burn



3:00



12:00 AM



Industrial Hour



1:00



06:30 @ Esplanade Arachnophobia



12:00 AM



Pirates vs. Ninjas - the FINAL battel



12:42



04:30 @ Portal Death Guild / Thunderdome 07:00 @ Esplanade Videogasm (within Snowflake Village)



12:00 AM



Rocky Horror at midnight!



2:00



12:00 AM



TOA Presents: Fight Club!



2:00



04:00 @ Allante Temple Camp



12:59 AM



Fairy Moon Absinthe Toast



12:30



The dark moon. The second new moon in a month. The Faery Moon. Like a blue moon but new. It's a time when the veil between world of humans and the world of the faeries should be at its thinnest. Will it be. Come see and sit with and our empty bottles of spirits and peak into the darkness . We will surround you with the darkness of the best Gothic and Industrial Tunes til sunrise. Dance Drink Be Gothy! Honey Soundsystem presents a sexy queer latenight dance party that goes 'til dawn. Featuring DJs Pee Play, Robot Hustle & very special guests. We are attempting to get enough people to link hands across the playa from 10:00 to 2:00 by way of the temple as the sun is rising.



unknown Boron Footprint



1:00 AM



Attacking the Darkness



5:00



06:30 @ Esplanade Arachnophobia 07:30 @ Fairlane Comfort & Joy



2:00 AM



Honey Dusted



4:00



5:00 AM



Arms Across the Playa



12:45



The Wheel BLD



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Saturday, August 30, 2008

Start Time

5:45 AM



Event

World Record Jumpshot Photo



Duration Description

12:40 We will shoot a jumpshot with several hundred people. This is a Guinness World Record attempt for the largest group jumpshot. Everyone will line up side by side, and all jump into the air at the exact same time. We will be following the Arms Across the Playa event. so stay around. A strong, invigorating flow yoga class linking poses together with breath enhancing energy balance for body and mind. All levels welcome.



Location / Camp

07:00 @ Esplanade Pleasure Garden (within Snowflake Village)



8:30 AM



Flow Yoga



1:15



05:00 @ Dart Costco Soulmate Trading Outlet (within Nectar Village)



9:00 AM



Burn Day Yoga



1:20



We will work with Playa energy to fuel our 05:00 @ Dart practice. The Chakras, the Bandhas, the Costco Soulmate Trading Kundalini, all sacred energies will guide our flow. Outlet (within Nectar Village) Yoga 4 Every body! Vinyassa flow with Pranayama or Yoga Nidra at the end. PeaceBody Yoga: Practice is a space within with to open to that which most serves life. So, in PeaceBody, we give the Body, Mind, Heart and Soul the sacred waters of loving awareness, that peace may flower within. PeaceBody Yoga practice integrates strength and surrender, movement and stillness, power and gentleness. Each practice begins with meditation, chanting and prayer. We flow into vinyasa movement, integrated with conscious breath, bio-dynamic alignment and guided imagery. We work with direct connection to our Higher Selves and to the Planetary Oneness Grids, inviting our own highest divine intentions both individually and collectively to be activated through our conscious intent. Our practices empower us to BE and to ACT as love. www.dancingfreedom.com 06:00 @ Center Camp Byron Bay Beach Bungalow 04:30 @ Allante Relaxomatic Plushitorium



9:00 AM



Burner Betty



1:00



9:00 AM



Peace Body Yoga w/Samantha Sweetwater



1:00



9:30 AM



Memory Quilt Project for Kids



1:30



Kids can share their Burning Man experience by unknown telling stories and making a quilt square to add Cock n' Waffle, The to a collective art piece. Authentic ninjutsu instructed by resident ninja T- 04:30 @ Allante Rex. Learn the sanshin-no-kata,kihon TOTEM Massage & Chill happo,and various taijutsu and kenjutsu techniques. Bring a friend & learn basic techniques. Give and receive a healing massage. Enjoy oneness with self and each other. Bring a sheet or towel. 05:00 @ Dart Costco Soulmate Trading Outlet (within Nectar Village)



10:00 AM



What would a Ninja Do?



1:00



10:30 AM



Introduction to Massage for Partners



1:20



10:33 AM



Bloody Mary Taste Off



The Bonehead Beach Club will host a bloody 05:30 @ Corvair mary taste off. Bring a qt. +/- of your best preBomb Bay Tea Company made bloody mary/maria to our beach & you will help judge. 1:30 We want to bring the fun of BUNKO to the playa. BUNKO is a ridiculously simple, ridiculously fun dice game--best played boozed up and with a sense of humor. Most tournaments run around 90 minutes with six tables of four people each. We will hold a BUNKO tournament daily at 11 a.m. Our concept is to pair BUNKO with a daily drink special: Margarita Monday Tom Collins Tuesday Wine Cooler Wednesday [alternate theme Whisky Wednesday] Thujone Thursday (absinthe) Frosty Friday Sangria Saturday [alternate theme Screwdriver Sunday] 07:30 @ Fairlane Boonville Cabaret



11:00 AM



Boozy Bunko--Sangria and/or Screwdriver Saturday



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Saturday, August 30, 2008

Start Time

11:00 AM



Event

Camp Secret Exchange



Duration Description

3:00 Like a splinter in the minds eye, there are thoughts and memories that abide. We find that the anonymous sharing of this energy is a spiritual release and a purification. Camp Secret Exchange offers the opportunity for all to let go of their burning secrets by transferring them to our capable hands. Post your secret on our boards to be burned at the temple, tell us your secrets in safety and privacy, release your secrets into a sealed box, record your secret Come to the Hundreth Monkey cam and let us teach you the world's most useful craft, knitting! Make a hat, scarf, loincloth or potholder. All materials, instruction and encouragement provided. The essence of the Heart of Now is the practice of being present with your whole self. In The Heart of Now workshop, you ll come to know yourself more deeply. You ll discover the possibility of reconnection with your innate beauty, wholeness and be honest with yourself and and with others in a safe circle of love. Join us for the BRC Triathlon! The funnest athletic event you'll ever do! Free Bumper stickers.Meet@ Esplanade & 6 o clock. At noon you will able to view the sky as about a dozen airplanes will fly over head and form "the Man" and fly around the playa in ture Amercian Dream Flight form. Have your camera's ready



Location / Camp

07:30 @ Corvair Schaweet and Noice



11:00 AM



Learn to Knit Something Fun!



3:00



04:00 @ 3:00 Portal Hundredth Monkey Camp



11:30 AM



The Heart of Now



1:30



03:00 @ Portal Poisoned Palace



12:00 PM



BRC Triathlon



1:00



07:30 @ 7:30 Portal Joy Scout Boarder Services 09:45 @ Center Camp Black Rock Spatial Delivery



12:00 PM



Dream Flight -- Air Art



12:45



12:00 PM



Ecstatic Dance w/DJ Source



2:00



Join DJSource for Ecstatic Dance: Dance in joy 04:30 @ Allante to world grooves. This is the place to really push Relaxomatic Plushitorium the envelope. Dance from your core. We pair only the finest Cheese 80s music with 06:30 @ Esplanade our version of a chilled 80 s wine cooler. Wine & Arachnophobia Cheese served Arachnophobia style! Play and worship with the Ten Great Cosmic Aspects of Shakti (The Mahavidyas), using Tantric techniques of music meditation and group transfiguration. Presented by Leila Martin in the Music Yurt of Pantheogenesis Temple 02:00 @ Hummer Energy Riders



12:00 PM



Goths Just Wanna Have Fun



4:00



12:00 PM



Invoking Goddess Power: the Ten Mahavidyas



2:00



12:00 PM



Muladhara - Anahata: Yoga from Root to Heart



1:45



join Niema Lightseed for this joyful journey. To 02:00 @ Hummer have a truly free Heart, we must have deep Energy Riders roots. The hips need to be grounded and open to protect the lower back in back-bends. We will practice focus, detailed alignment-based Asana, Pranayama, Bandhas and chanting to safely and sweetly open into advanced backbends. Exploring our roots, we can awaken our freedom and liberate our hearts. Some Yoga experience recommended. Bring a mat. In the Pantheogenesis Temple. The vampires are asleep and its time to ROCK! 07:30 @ Bonneville Sparky's House of Phlame



12:00 PM



Rock 'n' Roll Dive Bar



4:00



12:00 PM



TOURNAMENT OF "LEOPARDY!" CHAMPIONS



Miss America has a runner-up, but there can be 07:30 @ Fairlane only one "Leopardy!" champion. Join us for the Comfort & Joy messy climax of Comfort & Joy's daily playa quiz show. "Leopardy!" rewards both luck and skill -- all the more so in this blow-out finale to a long week of stimulating answers & questions. Truly fantastic schwag for fourth place, worst dressed and perhaps even the highest scorer.



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Saturday, August 30, 2008

Start Time

12:00 PM



Event

Traditional Thai Massage for Partners



Duration Description

1:30



Location / Camp



Combining acupressure and Yoga like 05:00 @ Dart stretches. Bring a partner/playa pal or find one Costco Soulmate Trading here. Leave feeling fit, flexible and ready to burn! Outlet (within Nectar Village) Magic. Luck. whatever you call it. Come learn 04:30 @ Corvair the secrets of your innate superpowers from the pro leisure tour Jedi Masters of Flow Temple The dance of love in the divine ocean an experiential session. With Alex Gordon-Brander in the Pantheogenesis Temple Business Meeting for Anonymous Village 02:00 @ Hummer Energy Riders 06:00 @ Fairlane Anonymous Village



12:00 PM



You have Super Powers



2:00



12:30 PM



MAGICAL PRIMER V - The Work and Play of Creation



1:30



1:00 PM



Anon Village Business Mtg



1:00



1:00 PM



Geology of the Black Rock Desert



1:00



Ever wondered how those amazing land forms 01:15 @ The Wheel all around Black Rock City? Come and learn Earth Guardians from Terry Wright, PhD. retired professor of geology from Sonoma State University. His specialty is bringing the latest interpretations of mountain building and plate tectonics to the creative general public. He will focus on the origin of the bedrock units and mountains of the black rock desert in terms of plate tectonics finishing with the recent history of faulting and lake deposits. Saturday Day :: Opulent Day Dreams 1:00 tba 2:00 tba 3:00 Tamo * 4:00 Drew Drop (3 of 3) 5:00 DJ Dan (6:00) This is your Captain slurring... This you last chance to write your problems on PLEASair's giant mocked-up luggage that our gorilla baggage handlers will deliver to the Temple burn on Sunday. Let your worries get lost with the luggage, then belly up to the bar and get hammered with the flight crew. Even if you don't drink, this is a wonderful chance for some Playa therapy! Bar open today, Saturday, from 2-6pm... and maybe after to the burn! Baggage Check available 24 hours a day. 03:00 @ Gremlin Opposable Thumbs



1:00 PM



Saturday Day :: Opulent Day Dreams



6:00



2:00 PM



Insecurity Check Saturday @ PLEASair



4:00



07:30 @ Corvair Playfully Yours



2:00 PM



Bluegrass Jam!!



2:00



Whuddat? Yahoos' got ya down? Techno got ya 03:00 @ Fairlane bleary-eyed and chapped? Well, then grab your InJustUs banjos, washtubs, spoons an' fiddles, washboards an' gee-tars. Pass the jug, plink a little, set a spell and let go from techno at the Iron Rose Bluegrass Jam. Yah, sure, bring yur cousin an' the kids! Andrew Sewell of Yale on his research on using 02:00 @ Hummer morning glory seeds (lysergic acid amide or Energy Riders LSA) to treat cluster headaches



2:00 PM



MAPS: Lysergic Acid Amide for Cluster Headaches



12:30



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Start Time

2:00 PM



Event

MAPS: Psychedelic Lecture Series



Duration Description

3:30



Location / Camp



he MAPS Lecture Series features talks on the 02:00 @ Hummer latest psychedelics research from around the Energy Riders world and on current issues in drug policy reform. Saturday speakers will include: * Andrew Sewell of Yale on his research on using morning glory seeds (lysergic acid amide or LSA) to treat cluster headaches * Amanda Neidpath on The Beckley Foundation investigations into consciousness with psychedelics, cannabis, trepanation and cerebral circulation * Matt Johnson of Johns Hopkins on hallucinogens in the study of mystical consciousness * Vanja Palmers on psychedelics and meditation * Valerie Mojeiko of MAPS on Psychedelic Harm Reduction: Rethinking the "Bad" trip * Rick Doblin, Randy Hencken, and others on a panel: Toward a Sensible Drug Policy: The 21st Century American Dream smitty and may west met in the sixth grade and 07:30 @ Esplanade haven't matured much since. Radio Electra 89.9 FM recurring favorites at radio electra, this year they plan to get their country on with gems like "are you drinkin with me jesus?", "she thinks my tractor's sexy", and "rednecks, white socks and blue ribbon beer". Taught by Gaytway, this workshop is about 07:30 @ Fairlane getting in touch with sensual, sexual touch via Comfort & Joy tantric practices, connecting with breathe, touch and eye contact. Please bring a partner & matt, towel or something to lay on. Oils and instruction will be provided. This class will focus mostly on men4men, str8s welcome. Zsuzsi Fern leads this workshop for women. Create magikal expression through movement, writing and art during your moontime. For women and girls of all ages. In the Goddess Yurt of Pantheogenesis Temple 02:00 @ Hummer Energy Riders



2:00 PM



may west and smitty on radio electra 89.9



2:00



2:00 PM



Men's Erotic Massage Workshop



2:00



2:00 PM



RedmOOn Cycle Magik, An Interactive Journey



2:00



2:00 PM



RUSTY REBAR SHOW



12:30



ok, people -- THIS IS THE LAST CHANCE in 07:30 @ Edsel case you missed the first two performances of Camp Organized Confusion the BEST SPOKEN WORD the playa allows -something to think about before the majestic and powerfully overwhelming ritual that is THE BURN overwhelms your imagination with its powerful ritual and leaves you wondering how you will ever get through another year without endless displays of fire slinging EACH AND EVERY NIGHT -- yeah, before you get lost in all that you might enjoy some colorful word play and thought-provoking imagery. but then again... It's the greatest Sara(h) standoff of all time. Sarah vs. Sara. Last one partying wins. Hosted by: Sarah, Sara, Sara and Sarah Forgot your tent poles again eh? Cause you couldn't get them in the bag after last years burn. Well, come learn the secrets of how to properly fold your tent so that it'll slide into that bag with ease. Brought to you by BRCCC in conjunction with the BRCBSA. eleven year of serving dolphin safe vodka to you 07:30 @ Fairlane beutiful people. stop by, have a drink, tell us a Why Clothes (within The joke, dance on the pole Elders) 04:30 @ Corvair Potato Camp



2:00 PM



Sara(h) Party



2:00



2:00 PM



Tent Folding Clinic



12:37



2:00 PM



Velvet Soul Mine Vodka Party



4:00



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Start Time

2:30 PM



Event

MAPS: Psychedelic Harm Reduction: Rethinking the Bad Trip



Duration Description

12:30



Location / Camp



Valerie Mojeiko, MAPS Program Director and 02:00 @ Hummer Clinical Research Associate, talks about Energy Riders Psychedelic Harm Reduction: Rethinking the Bad Trip The use of psychedelics in uncontrolled circumstances is widespread. Inexperienced or overwhelmed users sometimes have challenging emotional experiences that are resolved through law enforcement or medical intervention, which may lead to psychological damage long after the trip is over. MAPS' psychedelic harm reduction project through Psychedelic Emergency Services at Burning Man and an educational video--empowers psychedelic users and their peers with therapeutic techniques for use in assisting others through difficult psychedelic experiences and a new framework for looking at bad trips as opportunities for emotional and spiritual growth. This presentation includes therapeutic methods, applications, and stories from the field. A limited edition rag for burners of limited but 07:30 @ Edsel aspiring sex experience will be distributed at the Cartoon Commune Cartoon Commune by Uncle Sam until gone. So, you've been to Vostok, climbed the Vincent 03:00 @ Corvair Massif, or sat at Scott's own desk at Cape UBER TUBERS Evans. Well then, let's have a drink together cause I too have shared some of that icy madness. For all you hardy souls who have braved the frozen southernmost continent and lived to tell your tales of epic adventure and now need a stiff drink. Whether you were a denizen of the industrial slum-town of McMurdo, a 'lite Amundsen-Scott Polie, a soft Palmerite, a deepfielder or any of the other permanent or temporary international stations on the ICE! Even tourists welcome. Sexcraft workshop to mold your own dreamtoy. Use sculpey to shape every bump and ridge, then bake for a clean, sterilized toy to play with! 07:30 @ Allante Orgasmateria Pleasure Lab (within Asylum Village)



2:30 PM



Uncle Sam's Love/Sex Aids Newsletter



12:30



3:00 PM



Antarctic Happy Hour



2:00



3:00 PM



DIY Dildo



1:00



3:00 PM



MAPS: Psychedelics, Meditation and the Study of Mystical Experience



1:00



PANEL: Psychedelics, Meditation and the Study 02:00 @ Hummer of Mystical Experience Energy Riders - Matt Johnson of Johns Hopkins on hallucinogens in the study of mystical consciousness - Vanja Palmers on psychedelics and meditation Its been a long week. It may be time to chill out, drink some juice, eat some cookies, and listen to stories and songs. All ages welcome! 06:30 @ Esplanade Avant Yard



3:00 PM



Once upon a time...



2:00



3:00 PM



Princess Pampering



1:00



Treat yourself before submitting to Reform 07:30 @ Allante School! Pre-PRS Pampering for true Orgasmateria Pleasure Lab princesses, fawning and flattering, and a special (within Asylum Village) )'( trim of your "palace garden." Radical Romance is the daring exploration of 03:00 @ Portal who you are and can be in your relationship with Poisoned Palace someone you care about. This workshop will guide you in discovering your individual and shared identity in current or possible romance. Not limited to straight or mono relationships, RR is accessible to those in nearly any relationship, from non-sexual friendships to polyamorous paradigms. For more info see www.honestseduction.com Get ready to get down and boogie. Shake your bootie to some funky beats! We'll raise the heat at our pre-burn party in a really groovy way. 08:30 @ The Wheel Liminal Labs



3:00 PM



Radical Romance



2:00



3:00 PM



Saturday Night Fever!



2:00



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Start Time

3:00 PM



Event

Spirit Feast



Duration Description

1:00 Using Himalayan singing bowls and gongs, sound healer Jon Reinschreiber leads you on a sound journey deep within or out into the Cosmos. Make erotic fetish wear from used but very clean rubber inner tubes - truck, car, and/or bicycle. Inner tubes, scissors, hole punches, pop rivets provided. Recycle your used inner tubes. Feel free to bring your supplies and/or tools. Safer Sex Camp is a drug free zone (this includes tobacco and alcohol). Photography is prohibited. Participants only. Crystal bowl attunments with sound healer Kitty Wells



Location / Camp

02:00 @ Hummer Energy Riders



3:30 PM



Erotic Fetish Wear From Rubber Inner Tubes



2:00



03:30 @ Allante Sacred Spaces



4:00 PM



Crystal Bowl Attunments



1:00



02:00 @ Hummer Energy Riders



4:00 PM



Impact Play



1:30



Erotic impact play more than spankings. It can 03:00 @ Allante generate a wide range of sensations and Den of Iniquity moods. Light, trance like, or endorphin filled. The tools may be as simple as your hand or a cane, or as elaborate as a carefully crafted flogger. Den of Iniquity is a place for bdsm, leather, goth, fetish on the playa. No photos, for people 18 and older only please! My name is Larry, I has a party. It's called 07:15 @ The Wheel Burning Man! Be the man you always wanted to Lance Land be. Meet at center camp and prepare to autograph.



4:00 PM



Larry Harvey Look-Alike Limbo



12:45



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Start Time

4:00 PM



Event

MAPS: The Beckley Foundation



Duration Description

12:30



Location / Camp



The Beckley Foundation Investigations into 02:00 @ Hummer Consciousness: Psychedelics, Cannabis, Energy Riders Trepanation and Cerebral Circulation At the Beckley Foundation we do research which deepens our understanding of consciousness and its altered states. Quietly we work in the vanguard of the renaissance in psychedelic research, collaborating with leading institutions around the world to explore the physiological underpinnings of consciousness. With a better of understanding of the full range of conscious states, we can more easily assimilate their benefits into modern society. Since I have a special interest in the wondrous potential of LSD, I have concentrated on obtaining permissions to investigate what are the physiological changes underlying its effects. To fulfil that aim, in 2007 we obtained the first approvals in over 35 years to use LSD with human subjects. We are now seeking more approvals for further LSD and psilocybin research projects. We are also currently working on pilot studies with Ayahuasca and ketamine, and further investigating the beneficial effects of smoked cannabis. This programme of research will increase our understanding of how psychedelics might potentiate creativity and well being, and enhance psychotherapy. Besides psychoactive substances, I am collaborating on a ground-breaking research programme in Russia unravelling the mysteries of cerebral circulation. We have developed an innovative new method for monitoring intracranial dynamics, which is throwing new light on cerebral circulation and how it affects the health of the brain. We have obtained new data about how the circulation changes with age, how this is reflected in our level of cognitive functioning, and finally, how diminished cranial compliance is associated with increasing symptoms of dementia. We now have data on how this decline in cerebral circulation can be reversed by the ancient procedure of trepanation, amongst other methods it is exciting research indeed, as the enhancing of consciousness is the key to a happier and more compassionate species. Join us at Playa Book of Records for some "dirty" record setting and make Playa history! (Join us for other records set all day, too) We have 100 pair of poi, if you have poi please bring them. If not, bring a pair of your socks. Are you a spoiled little Princess who always 07:30 @ Allante gets her way? Ever wonder how exciting it might Orgasmateria Pleasure Lab feel to be treated strictly and firmly? Get a taste (within Asylum Village) of what it s like to kneel beside your pedestal for a change at PRS, a light-hearted introduction to femsub play for curious individual princesses and for couples wanting to explore bondage and discipline in the bedroom in a way that doesn't upset the relationship. Meet at Snowflake Village, dress in your favorite 07:00 @ Esplanade cowboy hat, khackis, and dreamy expression. Pleasure Garden (within The horde of Larrys will pursue a mad arsonist Snowflake Village) toward Centercamp, stopping for drinks along the way. Traditional style, focusing the mind & developing open, accepting mindfulness. Meditate on objects including breath, body & playa sounds. 05:00 @ Dart Costco Soulmate Trading Outlet (within Nectar Village) 09:00 @ Hummer Planetarium Camp



4:00 PM



Playa Book of Records - "Dirty" Record Setting



1:00



4:00 PM



Poi beinnger/intermediate dance



2:00



4:00 PM



Princess Reform School



1:00



4:00 PM



THE RUNNING OF THE LARRY HARVEYS



1:30



4:00 PM



Vipassan : Mindful Meditation



1:00



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Start Time

4:00 PM



Event

World Peace in 5 Years



Duration Description

3:00



Location / Camp



By February 14th, 2014 we promise to create 04:30 @ Edsel world peace as measured by The Economist Camp Nomadia Newspaper. This peace symposium is a mastermind session for brainstorming creative ways to connect personal visions to cause world peace within the next five years. We will be doing experiential exercises to see what conclusions we draw together. Camp Mystic is home to Give Peace A Deadline. Come by anytime to share your vision of what the world and government would look like if it was expressing your values. What's possible for humanity when the context of war is removed as a viable solution to conflict? Discover how you can be part of the revolution! By February 14th, 2014 we promise to create 04:30 @ Edsel world peace as measured by The Economist Camp Nomadia Newspaper. This peace symposium is a mastermind session for brainstorming creative ways to connect personal visions to cause world peace within the next five years. We will be doing experiential exercises to see what conclusions we draw together. Camp Mystic is home to Give Peace A Deadline. Come by anytime to share your vision of what the world and government would look like if it was expressing your values. What's possible for humanity when the context of war is removed as a viable solution to conflict? Discover how you can be part of the revolution! Match the HEAT with your inner yoga passion. Let's open our hearts, cleanse our souls and express our own authentic flow and body movement. PANEL: Toward a Sensible Drug Policy: The 21st Century American Dream - Featuring Rick Doblin, Randy Hencken, and others In an interpretation of our "dreams and delusions", designers from our community hit the runway "playa" style in a mesh of materials, fabrics, colors, and splendor. Followed by the much loved annual People's Fashion Show, showcasing the hottest and latest of YOUR stylings. Be ready to be scouted, look your best and come join the fun in your most outrageous wearable art! Open to all! Adam Apollo leads this, final installment of the Dream: Earthheart Series. Learn to establish dimensional gateways or portals, energetically linking two locations inside or outside of spacetime. Receive Galactic downloads, store hyperdimensional info, and more. A psychiatrist-led group discussion on the unique challenges related to intimacy between men, both at Burning Man & the default world. Come share, listen, learn and grow. From Wed 8/27 to Sun 8/31 @ 6-7pm. Entheon Village will host "DIY: Global Transformation", a series of open-mike/vox populi guided discussions that are part of the Entheon Village DreamRise Workshop series. Saturday's topic is Spirituality and Religion." Bring your rythmic instrument of choice. Invite dancers. 05:00 @ Dart Costco Soulmate Trading Outlet (within Nectar Village) 02:00 @ Hummer Energy Riders



4:00 PM



World Peace in 5 Years



3:00



4:30 PM



DANCE/HATHA YOGA POWER FLOW



2:00



4:30 PM



MAPS: American Dream: Sane Drug Policy



1:00



5:00 PM



Annual Center Camp Fashion Show!



2:00



unknown Center Camp



5:00 PM



Dream: Earthheart Series: 5 Stargates: Activating Dimensional Portals



2:00



02:00 @ Hummer Energy Riders



5:00 PM



Overcoming Obstacles to Male Intimacy



1:00



07:30 @ Fairlane Comfort & Joy



6:00 PM



DIY: Global Transformation "Spirituality"



1:30



02:00 @ Hummer Energy Riders



6:30 PM



Drum Circle at sunset



1:30



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Start Time

7:00 PM



Event

Archie's Undiscovered Hits



Duration Description

1:00



Location / Camp



Archie Merwin, guitarist, sings songs with hooks 04:00 @ The Wheel or requests. Black Rock Country Club, The Tune to 99.5FM for live coverage of the burn, big stories and big music. Take a radio with you to the man and listen-in. Stop by our veranda after the burn and share your big stories. 07:30 @ Esplanade Radio Electra 89.9 FM



7:00 PM



Big Man Show



4:00



7:00 PM



Pre-Burn Contact Jam



2:00



What to make a yummy connection before 04:30 @ Fairlane heading out to the burn? Come to Camp Contact Camp Contact for our pre-burn contact improv jam. We will have ambient DJing with Ken and Karl a great way to get in your groove. If you're new to Contact Improv, check out our daily fundamentals classes at 1 and 3:30 pm. Or drop into a jam and experience the experiment in action! In Contact the dancer uses the forces of physics to move freely through space, gracefully interacting with their environment of floor, walls, and other dancers. The form allows for endless creativity and exploration. "The earth is much bigger than you are so you'd better learn to co-ordinate with it." - Nancy Stark Smith (1987) Procession Of The Ceremonial Flame 08:00 @ Esplanade On Saturday night the fire that we extract from Bouncy Bouncy Club (within the sun, drum and dance around, that has been Fifth Dimension), The burning all week long will be transferred to a special lantern, the Luminferous. The Procession of the Ceremonial Flame in great fanfare will process to the Great Circle where the Fire Conclave in its full force will utilize that same fire for dances dedicated to the Man before he is brought to life in pyrotechnic delight Mark the end of shabbat with Sukkat Shalom. Good singing and ruach guaranteed. A Complete State. Come and enjoy the Ambassadors Ball. Black tie or national dress encouraged. No kilts or Burberry. A night for jaded (or distracted) burners to celebrate the end of the week in their own special way. Been there/done that? Then come do this! Our ambiance music will be across all genres for this event, but contains the words fire, flame, burn, or smoke in the title. That's Hot! 03:00 @ Gremlin Subzero 08:00 @ Esplanade Untied Nations Embassy (within NYrvana Village) 03:00 @ Allante Shuttlecraft Galileo (within Terminal City)



8:00 PM



Ceremony Flame Procession



1:00



8:00 PM



Havdalah



1:00



8:00 PM



Untied Nations: English Embassy



10:00



9:00 PM



Does Anyone Smell Something Burning? Night



6:00



9:00 PM



Release The Man



1:00



The Procession of the Ceremonial Flame in 10:15 @ The Wheel great fanfare will process to the Great Circle Fire Conclave Convergence where the Fire Conclave in its full force will utilize that same fire for dances dedicated to the Man before he is brought to life in pyrotechnic delight. LNTV Baraka/Andy Goldsworthy Rivers and Tides - Environmental Movies on the Playa come see a classic inspirational tales of nature, man and art. 01:15 @ The Wheel Earth Guardians



10:00 PM



LNTV Baraka/Andy Goldsworthy



4:00



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Start Time

10:00 PM



Event

Saturday Night - The America Ahead - Dreams and Nightmares



Duration Description

9:00



Location / Camp



Saturday - The America Ahead - Dreams and 03:00 @ Gremlin Nightmares Opposable Thumbs The election is a little over a month away from this night, where will we go? Dreams or Nightmares? We think both. 10ish Smoove 11:15 Dex Stakker 12:15 Adam Freeland 1:30 Syd Gris 3:00 Josh Gabriel 4:15 Dyloot 5:15 Nathan Vain 6:15-8:30 Opulent Tag Team and the last notes, Or is it? In preparation for Heart Awakening 02:00 @ Hummer Psyche Integration Night at Pantheogenesis Energy Riders Temple, After the Man Burns. A group of South Indian robed priests will sit before a sacred fire burning from a decorated raised platform surrounded by an elaborate layout of various sized brass lamps. He will put auspicious articles like ghee and sesame seeds into the mouth of the flame which represents the mouth of the Supreme Being, Vishnu. Chanting Sanskrit mantras to invoke protection and peace throughout the world, the Brahmana priest will send heart-felt prayers for the welfare of all living beings. Feast on a final foray into the circus underbelly. 06:00 @ Center Camp 30 minutes post-Burn, Gooferman blazes a set Recycle Camp with help from Vau de Vire Society, Fou Fou Ha! and friends, then The Mutaytor conqueringly kicks in to epicly end another year as we know it. Shamanic trance journey dancing through Shamandome of HBGB Camp An eviction notice has been placed on Zsu Zsu s pretty pink trailer. Come out by dark tonight or we ll burn you out . Would we dare? Must she join our community? Do we even want her to? Find out the thrilling conclusion at Burning Man 2008! After the Man Burns, Join us for a night of sacred revelry. Balance the inner and outer, break through to the love that you already are. Fire purification ceremony, Mythmakers Prayerformance, Contact Improv, Sufi poetry & song, then spiritually tuned electronic beats to get your psyche aligned & your heart awake! 02:00 @ Hummer Energy Riders 09:00 @ Dart Shadyvil



11:00 PM



Fire Puja



1:00



11:00 PM



GOOFERMAN & The Mutaytor at Red Nose District



3:00



11:00 PM



Tandava Trance Dance



2:00



11:00 PM



Zsu Zsu Burn



1:00



11:11 PM



Heart Awakening Psyche Integration Night at Pantheogenesis Temple



8:00



11:55 PM



The Journey of Yew N Eye Mythmakers



1:05



Join the Mythmakers for a Mythical Shamanic 02:00 @ Hummer Adventure into the Depths of the Psyche Energy Riders reflecting the audience in an ancient struggle for Wisdom and Understanding. Part of the Heart Awakening Ritual Night of Pantheogenesis Temple, with sacred events from after the Burn till the Sunrise Ceremony to Invoke the Higher Self. Berets and fringe will fly when Zsu Zsu's pet ferret, Feelth escapes to host his very own "gogo les Frances". Immediately follows the Zsu Zsu Burn Event featuring Stereolab / French disco pop / Brigette Bardot etc.



11:59 PM



Feelth's French Go-Go Dance Party



2:00



Sunday, August 31, 2008

Start Time Event Duration Description Location / Camp



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Start Time Event

Shena Turlington of DoLab on Green Design



Duration Description

Shena Turlington of the LA-based art collective DoLab and the Lightning in a Bottle festival will kick-off the Entheon Village DreamRise Lecture and Workshop Series with a presentation on FengShui, Ecologically Sound Design, and greening a 6,000 person festival. Hey, it's been a long, fun week. Everyone knows you're tired. We're all tired too. You don't have to suppress that yawn today. That's right celebrate one of the great mammalian mysteries and let out a big old yawn even when someone is talking right at you. No need to suppress today because today is Socially Appropriate Yawn Day! 1:00 The music will run the gamut from ministry to Combichrist, Laibach to suicide commando you'll find it here at Arachnophobia's industrial hour! We will surround you with the darkness of the best Gothic and Industrial Tunes til sunrise. Dance Drink Be Gothy! Celebrate chaos with the fiery couple that gave us Playatech, Silicon Village, Fire in the Belly, Burnal Equinox celebrations, and so much more! Where else but their art installation? Sometime around midnight, converge on American Dream Home Version 2.0 Alpha, planned for the 3 o'clock promenade near the Man. Drink a toast. Dance a little. Give them hugs and kisses and appreciations. Or advice. No, skip the advice unless you've been married longer! Bring...



Location / Camp

02:00 @ Hummer Energy Riders



Socially Appropriate Yawn Day



01:45 @ The Wheel Zombie Unicorn



12:00 AM



Industrial Hour



06:30 @ Esplanade Arachnophobia



1:00 AM



Attacking the Darkness



5:00



06:30 @ Esplanade Arachnophobia



1:00 AM



Sunshine & Glimmer's 10th Wedding Anniversary!



1:00



2:00 AM



Psylab



2:00



Holding down the sounds of the Boston 03:00 @ Corvair underground since 2004, Psylab has been UBER TUBERS touring the Northeast, performing at clubs, lofts, raves, festivals, and regional BurningMan events for thousands of fans, friends and freaks. Reaching as far west as the Sierra Nevada's (Northern CA's Symbiosis Gathering '06); and as far south as South Beach, FL (WMC's Miambient), Psylab's music has set the soundtrack for many magical events. Solely through word of mouth and Internet promotions, Psylab has defied standard music business practices and built a loyal following by creating authentic, organic, live electronic dance music for the sake of the moment. Drawing from a range of influences including psytrance, minimal tech, progressive house, dnb, jungle, ambient, downtempo and dubstep, Psylab creates music spontaneously, according to the vibe of the event and the mood of the room. Whether its a chill-out set in the CoSM art gallery, or an early morning psy-trance set at an open-air beach party, Psylab transforms and adapts to its surroundings for a unique experience each and every time -- no two sets are ever alike.



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Start Time

2:00 AM



Event

Psylab



Duration Description

2:00



Location / Camp



Holding down the sounds of the Boston 03:00 @ Corvair underground since 2004, Psylab has been UBER TUBERS touring the Northeast, performing at clubs, lofts, raves, festivals, and regional BurningMan events for thousands of fans, friends and freaks. Reaching as far west as the Sierra Nevada's (Northern CA's Symbiosis Gathering '06); and as far south as South Beach, FL (WMC's Miambient), Psylab's music has set the soundtrack for many magical events. Solely through word of mouth and Internet promotions, Psylab has defied standard music business practices and built a loyal following by creating authentic, organic, live electronic dance music for the sake of the moment. Drawing from a range of influences including psytrance, minimal tech, progressive house, dnb, jungle, ambient, downtempo and dubstep, Psylab creates music spontaneously, according to the vibe of the event and the mood of the room. Whether its a chill-out set in the CoSM art gallery, or an early morning psy-trance set at an open-air beach party, Psylab transforms and adapts to its surroundings for a unique experience each and every time -- no two sets are ever alike. Zsu Zsu got what was coming to her, and the sun must never shine upon her beauty again! DJ Musa hosts the France-Trance-After-AfterParty featuring electro, house and psytrance. Hold Back The Dawn for Zsu Zsu! Need some caffiene for your long drive? How 07:30 @ Edsel about a relaxing herbal infusion before turning in Love Puddle Playground for the day? Little white gloves optional. Join us for an evolutionary sound healing journey by Jonah Kai, Lee Giove and friends in the Sapphire Portal. Utilizing a wide array of acoustic instruments including didgeridoo, gongs, flutes, Tibetan bowls and others to create a transformative experience. www.ShamanicSoundCeremony.com Join Pantheogenesis Temple to greet the Dawn and call in our Highest and Deepest Selves. Ritual, Performance, Embodiment. We are the ones we've been waiting for. A slow, evocative flow yoga class linking poses together with breath enhansing the energy balance of body and mind. All levels welcome. Todays yoga will be about relaxing the body, & releasing energy to the Playa. It will be a blend of yogas, perfect end to a burn. All levels Join a Temple Ceremony led by Samantha 04:30 @ Allante Sweetwater. As gods and servants - humans Relaxomatic Plushitorium divine - let us dance. Light the fires within, purify the heart, remove all masks, reclaim true power and return to essence. To learn more about Samantha, go to www.dancingfreedom.com Sooth your ears, fill your belly and refresh your soul. Eclectic gospel blend, grits and mimosas at Rig 2 Flip Sunday at 11:00 am. 04:30 @ Portal Rigged to Flip 02:00 @ Hummer Energy Riders



4:00 AM



Hold Back The Dawn... For Zsu Zsu!



4:00



6:00 AM



sunday sunrise teaparty



1:00



6:00 AM



Vibration Galactivation Sound Healing Journey



1:30



7:13 AM



Sunrise Ritual to Invoke the Higher Self



1:00



8:30 AM



Sunday Morning Flow Yoga



1:15



05:00 @ Dart Costco Soulmate Trading Outlet (within Nectar Village)



9:00 AM



AfterBurn Yoga



1:20



10:00 AM



Release Reclaim Return Ceremony



1:00



11:00 AM



Gospel & Grits



2:00



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Start Time

11:00 AM



Event

Madi's sunday musical service featuring the Playa Choir!



Duration Description

1:30



Location / Camp



this group of singers has been getting together 08:00 @ Esplanade since wednesday to learn songs to perform for Acaplaya (within Fifth you. We will sing, we will testify, will will pray, we Dimension) will laugh, we will preach and we will dance. Come join us for our 4th burn as madi's playa choir rocks out on sunday morning for an ecumenical spiritual service with live, playa inspired singing!! The intent of this workshop is to honor the 02:00 @ Hummer pregnant mamas and their partners/fans on the Energy Riders Playa through a interweaving of Didjeridoo sound healing, body painting, guided meditation and the creation of their own "belly cast" art to preserve the transformational shapeshift that IS pregnancy in mind body and spirit. Open to women at any stage of pregnancy. Bring a friend to assist with the belly casting. Come and honor yourself and be supported and inspired by other women during this magickal time of life. In the Yurt of Pantheogenesis Temple. Worried about Camp Carp being a no-show? Well Death Guild is pulling up the slack this year! The tradition WILL continue. (correcting the wrong time) 04:30 @ Portal Death Guild / Thunderdome



11:00 AM



The Divine Mother: Honoring the Pregnant Goddess with Art and Sound



3:00



11:11 AM



black sabbath pancake breakfast



2:22



11:11 AM



Mr. Berry's Memorial Service & 2009 Predictions



12:11



Celebrate the end of Mr. Berry's annual reign of 09:00 @ Bonneville terror, & hear the laconic decedent's predictions Tuna Guys, The for Burning Man 2009. Meriana leads this playshop, an experiential 02:00 @ Hummer exploration of various facets of the self and how Energy Riders they affect ourselves and our relationship to the world around us. Through mindful movement, dance and sharing we will tune into different archetypal energies by the emotional and physical embodiment of them. Whether geared toward unity or separation, from the scarcity/ fear based to the abundant, from the ego/survival- based to the global and transpersonally motivated, we will look into the ways they influence our self concepts, self esteem, and our relationship with our purpose, our community and our planet. We will experientially note the trances we sometimes live as we go about meeting our needs and expressing or protecting ourselves in each embodiment, for instance, do we close down out of fear, do we try to dominate to get what we want, do we plea, do we seduce, etc.? Participants will be encouraged to get to know their personal manifestation of the archetypes in order to explore, witness and own filters of experience within themselves as they move alone or with each other, while paying attention to the diversity of reflections and reflecting. At the end of each movement exploration there will be time to share. This workshop will be a meaningful journey into our individual and collective selves as well as a really fun way of nourishing conscious community. At the Pantheogenesis Temple. A two-spirit facilitated, free-form workshop and 02:00 @ Hummer discussion with thought-exercises on how we Energy Riders perceive balance in gender and spirituality in the world. Led by Ora Uzel, in the Unity dome of Pantheogenesis Temple. Wencke Braathen, author and Mary Magdelene scholar, will set up and introduce a Labyrinth in the courtyard of the Pantheogenesis Temple, allowing visitors to walk it in small groups in a held sacred space 02:00 @ Hummer Energy Riders



12:00 PM



Moving with the Archetypes



1:45



1:00 PM



Balance: Gender and Spirituality



2:00



1:00 PM



Labyrinth Walk and Presentation



2:30



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Start Time

2:00 PM



Event

"Homeopathy: Integrating Alchemy, NanoMedicine, and Real Healing"



Duration Description

1:00 "Homeopathy: Integrating Alchemy, NanoMedicine, and Real Healing" with Dana Ullman, a presentation and dialogue with America s leading advocate for homeopathic medicine. Drawing from ancient alchemical principles and modern/futuristic nanopharmacology, Dana will describe some basic science research and clinical trials that verify how these powerful natural drugs augment immune response. Some additional discussion topics include: the place for homeopathic medicines in treating people with environmental illness and/or toxic exposure; the usage and application of homeopathic doses of LSD, cannabis, Ayahusca, and opium; the impressive status of homeopathy worldwide. Ultimately, Dana will get the discussion going and is open to whatever questions and concerns people bring. Part of the Entheon Village DreamRise Lecture and Workshop Series.



Location / Camp

04:00 @ Allante Entheon Village



2:00 PM



Angel Codes - 'Soning' with the Angelic Vibrations



2:00



Using Tom Kenyon's Angel Codes we will open 02:00 @ Hummer the Angelic realms and guide ourselves through Energy Riders a meditation uniting ourselves with all aspects of Creation Facilitated by Brown Rabbit in the God Yurt of Pantheogenesis Temple. After a long week, we all have an impressive collection of MOOP. Bring it down and make it useful once more! One man's trash... 06:30 @ Esplanade Avant Yard



2:00 PM



Garbage to Gold



3:00



3:00 PM



Entheon Village Permaculture Panel



1:00



A panel discussion on Permaculture. Part of the 02:00 @ Hummer Entheon DreamRise Workshop Series. Energy Riders If we are going to have a successful revolution, 03:00 @ Portal we need to organize a better party. Not the Poisoned Palace better political party, but the better social one. Of course Burning Man is this better party on a grand scale. Funology studies parties, festivals, holidays and other celebrations through the blurry eyes of this quasi-science. Explore funological concepts such as participant "buyin", uniting diverse crowds, developing gift and barter systems, creating an event that meets the needs of a wide range of participants, and developing self-replicating events. For more info, http://wiki.ic.org/wiki/Contagious_Tales/Funology



3:00 PM



Funology



2:00



3:00 PM



Nomadic Happy Hour



2:00



The vision of Camp Nomadia is to bring unknown together as many cool nomadic spirits as we CAMP NOX can to share stories, resources, passion, and community. To foster nomadic community, we are hosting a Nomadic Happy Hour on Tuesday and Thursday (4pm to 6pm) and Sunday (3pm to 5pm). Come and stop by - whether you are a current nomad, future nomad, wanna-be nomad, part time nomad, domestic nomad, international nomad, technomad, lowtechnomad, former nomad, land nomad, rail nomad, backpacking nomad, open water cruising nomad, friend of a nomad, or you just want to be around nomads. Bring some food or drink to share, and come mix and mingle. Tour a few truly mobile homes. Learn what it is like to live full-time on the road. Ask questions. Swap stories. Or just come hang out and meet some cool folk. See you there!



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Start Time

3:00 PM



Event

Take my tent down



Duration Description

Come participate by taking my tent down and packing it in my truck for me while I watch and drink beer. 1:00 A presentation on the Holographic Living Model of organizing featuring Matt Atwood and David Fulton of Entheon Village and Our Future Now. Part of the Entheon Village DreamRise Lecture and Workshop Series.



Location / Camp

03:00 @ Allante Get Lit Asylum, The 02:00 @ Hummer Energy Riders



3:00 PM



The Holographic Living Model



3:33 PM



Council of World Religions



2:00



Calling all Priests, Priestesses, Reverends, 02:00 @ Hummer Rabbis, Shamans, Pujaris, Pipe-carriers, FireEnergy Riders keepers and Sages. Come share wisdom and harmony. We will share stories of our heritages, and seek the common threads to weave the tapestry of our future. In the Unity dome of Pantheogenesis Temple. Brad Templeton and other founders of the Electronic Frontier Foundation discuss the American Dream. Part of the DreamRise workshop series. On Sunday, August 31st @ 4pm Entheon Village will host the last "DIY: Global Transformation", a series of open-mike/vox populi guided discussions that are part of the Entheon Village DreamRise Workshop series. Sunday's final topic will be Art, Culture, and the Digital Age. 02:00 @ Hummer Energy Riders



4:00 PM



Brad Templeton and the Electronic Frontier Foundation



1:00



4:00 PM



DIY: Global Transformation - "Art & Culture"



1:00



02:00 @ Hummer Energy Riders



4:00 PM



English Tea Party



2:00



Come join Bekki for a proper cup of english tea, 06:30 @ Esplanade some cucumber sandwiches, and a polite laugh. Avant Yard A post-burn, pre-apocalyptic, semi-anticlimactic but utterly essential Toga Party. Wear your comfiest, most playafied toga and come chill with the Get Lit crowd. Afterwords, we dispers into the playa for our last night home and our last big (possibly very confusing due to the lack of street signs)adventure for the year. 04:30 @ Portal Tsunami



4:00 PM



The (2nd Annual???) Get Lit Toga Party



6:30



5:00 PM



The Resonance Project



2:00



Crossing The Event Horison: Jamie Janover 02:00 @ Hummer presents the Unified Field Theory of Nassim Energy Riders Haramein Learn about Nassim Haramein s lifelong journey into the geometry of spacetime, which has lead to a coherent understanding of the fundamental structure of the universe and our existence in it. In this presentation, Jamie Janover will take you on a journey through humanity s evolution, exposing the changes necessary to produce a Unified Physics; a unification of not only the four forces of nature, but also evolution and the occurrence of consciousness. Haramein's theory demonstrates as well a parallel between ancient codes in documents and monuments. This all-encompassing theory may prove to be one of the most important discoveries of our time. http://www.theresonanceproject.org/ http://www.theresonanceproject.org/emissary_ja mie_janover.html Married at Conexus and still madly in love. Come by recliner camp for love advice and whatever else you need. Cow/Canadian/all friendly. 03:00 @ Edsel Reality



6:11 PM



Wild Bill and Taco Bella's Anniversary



8:00



7:33 PM



Galactivation Ritual



2:00



In sweet preparation for the Temple Burn, Join 02:00 @ Hummer Temple Pantheogenesis in an activating Energy Riders channeling of movement, guided initiations, and wisdom from other dimensions as we collectively connect to the Heart of Galactic Consciousness.



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Start Time

8:00 PM



Event

art car demolition derby



Duration Description

2:22 confused about what to do with those old, rundown art cars? this is the answer. bring your beater and prepare to get smacked down! Feeling homeless? Ever been persecuted and tortured? If not come to the Asylum Ball, come and try our detention centre.



Location / Camp

unknown Center Camp 08:00 @ Esplanade Untied Nations Embassy (within NYrvana Village)



8:00 PM



Untied Nations: Asylum Seekers Ball



10:00



10:30 PM



Immature Bike Jump Competition



2:00



When the temple falls join us for the 2nd annual 10:00 @ 4:30 Portal Bike Jump Competition. Bring your best theme Shady Waffle music, stunt man outfit & bike. Is your tent broken down? Stay with us tonight! 07:30 @ Fairlane Cap off an amazing week with a mellow slumber Comfort & Joy party for queers & their friends.



11:00 PM



Post Temple Burn Slumber Party



11:11 PM



black sabbath pancake breakfast



3:33



Worried about Camp Carp being a no-show? Well Death Guild is pulling up the slack this year! The tradition WILL continue.



04:30 @ Portal Death Guild / Thunderdome



11:11 PM



Galactivation Night



4:00



Join Temple Pantheogenesis after the Burn for 02:00 @ Hummer a night of transcenDance and acceleration. Energy Riders Begins with Jonah Kai and lee Giove's Vibration Galactivation Didj sound healing, then dance, ritual, performance, and more! up, Up, UP! After the Temple Burn, come to Pantheogenesis 02:00 @ Hummer for our Galactivation Night, beginning with this Energy Riders multi-dimensional Joyously Powerful Didgeridoo sound healing journey with live indigenous instruments. Offered by Jonah Kai and Lee Giove. www.ShamanicSoundCeremony.com Its true, this is the last year for Spike's Vampire Bar and we are BURNING it Sunday night after the temple burn. 200 feet from the man 07:30 @ Bonneville Sparky's House of Phlame



11:11 PM



Vibration Galactivation



1:30



11:59 PM



Spike's Vampire Bar BURNS



Monday, September 1, 2008

Start Time

12:00 AM



Event

Crude Imitation Burn



Duration Description

12:30 Whether you missed the epic spectacle of Crude Awakening last year or just want to reminisce. We are combining great American ingenuity and resourcefulness with a healthy dose of laziness to bring you Crude Imitation at the Man platform at midnight Sunday. Was supposed to be Friday, but Look. It's over. Go home already. See you next year. Oh, and take some extra trash if you can. Drive safe. 4:30 Come ride along with us, dance and party among the ashes. Bring artcars, bicycles, leftover alcohol and warm clothing. We'll be touring burnt art such as the Man, Temple, etc., and dancing among the ashes. Commentary by reknowned burnt art critics. Performances by you. Follow the yellow canopy of Joyism car.



Location / Camp

06:30 @ Dart Joyism (within Silicon Village)



12:01 AM



pack your shit up and go home!



8:30 PM



4th Annual Burnt Art Tour



06:30 @ Dart Joyism (within Silicon Village)



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