1. Rocks never interrupt you to say something stupid.
2. Rocks never says “I’m sorry” when they don’t mean it.
3. Rocks are patient.
4. Rocks let you have a bad day.
5. Rocks look more interested in what you are teaching.
6. Rocks are never late.
7. Rocks always do what they are supposed to do.
8. Rocks never look at another student’s test paper.
9. Rocks never play with their phones during class.
10. Rocks never, ever, whine.
11. Rocks accept the grade they’ve earned.
12. Rocks never cry when they’ve failed a class.
13. Rocks never worry about not having a boyfriend or girlfriend.
14. Rocks are never hung over in class.
15. Rocks never think about how the other rocks are doing.
16. Rocks don’t go to the bathroom for a half hour in the middle of class.
17. Rocks are never self centered.
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