GIDEON BIBLE SUGGESTED READINGS (new!) God deliberately poisons starving Jews who complain Numbers 11:4-5,31-34
Giants roamed the earth? Genesis 6:4 The Lord orders the stoning of a man who picked up sticks on the
Noah, saved by God to create a new race, is a raving drunk Genesis 9:20-21 Sabbath Numbers 15:32-36
Ham and all of his descendents are marked as slaves because he saw his God kills a Jewish council that challenges the authority of Moses &
father, Noah, drunk & naked? Genesis 9:20-25 Aaron; then kills 15,000 more when the Jews complain about the
It's OK to turn your daughter into a prostitute Genesis 19:4-8 1st killing Numbers 16
Judges 19:22-29 Donkeys talk to their masters? Numbers 22:21-30
Incest is approved by God Genesis 19:30-38 Moses orders the slaughter of mothers & children and the enslavement
God impregnates Sarah with a Son (pre-Jesus?) Genesis 21:1-2 of 32,000 virgins as prostitutes Numbers 31
Abraham prepares to sacrifice his son for God Genesis 22:9,10 Moses encourages pedophilia Numbers 31:18
Polygamy is encouraged/blessed by God Genesis 29:16-30:24 The Lord orders the slaughter of "every living thing" in the promised
Jacob causes cattle to conceive by pointing sticks at them Genesis 29:37-39 lands to allow the Jews to reside there Deuteronomy 20:16
God wrestles Jacob but wins only by cheating Genesis 32:24-30 A virgin who is raped must marry her rapist Deuteronomy 22:28-29
God's people deceive & slay an entire city for one rapist as he tries to The Lord will cause other men to sleep with your wife if you disobey
make amends Genesis 34:13-29 Him Deuteronomy 28:15,30
God kills Judah‟s first-born because he displeases the Lord Genesis 38:7 Cannibalism is approved of Deuteronomy 28:53
God kills a man for not impregnating his widow-in-law Genesis 38:13-19 II Kings 6:29
Moses murders an Egyptian Exodus 2:12 Achan, his children and animals are ordered killed by Joshua for
Moses orders the Israelites to lie & steal from their Egyptian hosts Exodus 3:22 Achan‟s failure to turn over some spoils stolen from Jericho Joshua 7:18-25
God tells Moses that He will cause Pharaoh to resist God‟s own will Exodus 4:20 Where‟s the harm in a little gang-rape...? Judges 19:24-29
(thus giving God reason to kill all of Egypt‟s firstborn) Exodus 11:4-5 God gives 'emerods' (hemorrhoids) to Israel's conquerors I Samuel 5:6-9
God meets Moses at a hotel and tries to kill him, but changes His mind God kills 50,070+-Israelis for (all?) looking in the Ark I Samuel 6:19
when Moses‟ wife mutilates their son for God Exodus 4:24 God orders the complete annihilation of a tribe (INCLUDING all
Disobedient children are to be stoned to death Exodus 21:17 children, women, even animal herds!) because it had warred
Leviticus 20:9 against Israel *several hundred years* earlier I Samuel 15:2-3
Slaves are good! Here‟s some rules for having your own slave Exodus 21:2-6 God instructs Samuel to lie (and even provides the lie to tell) I Samuel 16:1-2
OK to sell your own daughter into servitude Exodus 21:7 Evil spirits come from God? I Samuel 16:14-23
No punishment for him who only beats or slowly kills his slave Exodus 21:20-21 David, God's chosen, kills 200 Philistines in order to collect their
Entering the holy place without wearing bells will result in death Exodus 28:34-35 foreskins as tribute to marry the King's daughter I Samuel 18:27
God runs a protection racket, demanding tribute whenever a census is David cries over the death of his gay lover (& brother) Jonathan I Samuel 18:1
taken Exodus 30:11-16 II Samuel 1:25-26
A woman who comes to the aid of her husband must be brutally Deuteronomy 25:11-12 The Lord strikes down a man who kept the Ark from tipping over II Samuel 6:6-7
mutilated God kills David's (1st) child for David's adultery with Bathsheeba and
A raped woman is to marry her rapist for 50 shekels Deuteronomy 22:28-29 having her husband killed (breaking 2 Commandments) II Samuel 12:1-19
God kills 2 of Aaron's sons for making unauthorized offerings to Him Leviticus 10:1-2 God kills 70,000 Israelites with a plague because David took a Census II Samuel 24:1-17
Rabbits chew their cud & have hooves? Leviticus 11:6 "Let her breasts satisfy thee..." Proverbs 5:19
Deuteronomy 14:7 God seriously abuses a devout believer and kills his children on a dare
Bats are birds? Leviticus 11:19 from Satan Job
Deuteronomy 14:18 Slugs and snails melt as they move? Psalms 58:8
Some birds have four legs? Leviticus 11:20 "Happy be the one who dashes your little ones against the stones..."
Houses & clothes cause leprosy but can be healed with bird's blood Leviticus 14:33-57 Psalms 137:9
Anyone who utters the Name of the Lord shall be put to death Leviticus 24:16 Explicit pornographic description of sexual intercourse w/Solomon Song of Solomon 1:12-14
Follow God‟s laws or suffer His punishment Leviticus 26:14-39 Sexual fondling celebrated Song of Solomon 5:4
It‟s God wish for his Chosen people to own slaves Leviticus 25:44-46 God's army is defeated because the enemy owns iron chariots Judges 1:19
Drinking Temple dust identifies Adulterous women Numbers 5:21-28
The Lord tricks a believer into sacrificing his virgin daughter to Him GOOD NEWS FROM THE NEW TESTAMENT
Judges 11:29-39 Plucking out your eye is a profitable & good thing to do Matthew 5:29
God orders the annihilation of a peaceful and unsuspecting city in order Judges 18:1-2,7-10 Give to everyone who asks you for money Matthew 5:42
to give one of the tribes of Israel a place to live Judges 27-28 Luke 6:30-35
God punishes other Jewish Kings because they haven't kept God's Give no thought for tomorrow; God will take care of you Matthew 6:25-34
Commandments as David did (despite II Samuel 12) I Kings 14:8 Luke 12:22-31
Elijah turns out to be the first (before Jesus!) to raise people from the I Kings 17:17-22 Pray only in private, never in public Matthew 6:5-6
dead Jesus has come not to send peace, but a sword Matthew 10:34
God hatches a plot of deception against King Ahab I Kings 22:21-23 Jesus has come to cause families to turn on each other Matthew 10:35-39
God' prophet Elisha murders 42 children for taunting him II Kings 2:23-24 Jesus spurns his own family Matthew 12:47-48
„We LIKE children – especially boiled, with a little salt‟ II Kings 6:28-29 Gentiles are not who Jesus wants to save Matthew 15:22-24
Elisha's BONES raise someone from the dead II Kings 13:20-21 Jesus promises to return before all of his followers (gathered before him) Matthew 16:28
Israeli King Menahem rips open all the pregnant women II Kings 15:16 "taste death" Mark 9:1; Luke 9:27
II Kings 18:27 If you are able, castrate yourself for the Kingdom of Heaven Matthew 19:12
Isaiah 36:12 Jesus is angered by a fruitless fig tree; kills it Matthew 21:17-19
The Lord is a sexual voyeur Isaiah 3:17 Mark 11:14-20
The earth is square with four corners Isaiah 11:12 Judas hangs himself (but see Acts 1:18) Matthew 27:3-5
God boasts of his ability to fart musically Isaiah 16:11 Jesus is betrayed by / gives up on God Matthew 27:46
God admits he 'saved' the Jews in the desert simply so he could have Isaiah 43:20-21 Abandon your family for the Kingdom of Heaven Mark 10:29
someone to worship Him
God boasts that he is the source of all evil Isaiah 45:7 Believers can handle snakes & drink poisons without harm Mark 16:17-18
God promises to punish the Israelis by personally lifting up their skirts Sell everything you own and give it all to charity Luke 12:33
and exposing their genitals (to Himself?) Jeremiah 13:26 I Timothy 6:8
God commands his followers to make & eat bread from dung Ezekiel 4:12-15 Disobedient, lazy slaves are to be beaten „with many stripes‟ Luke 12:47
God admits sparing the Jews in the desert only in order for Him to save Jesus has come not for peace but for division Luke 12:51-52
face with the Gentiles Ezekiel 20:13-14 Hate your family, your parents & your life for Jesus Luke 14:26
God admits to purposely giving out bad laws Ezekiel 20:25 “But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over
"There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of them, bring hither, and slay them before me” [Jesus] Luke 19:27
donkeys, and whose emission was like that of horses." Ezekiel 23:20 Jesus orders his followers to steal someone else‟s horse for him Luke 19:30-35
Daniel's informers (who had told the truth about Daniel), with their Jesus encourages all to get swords Luke 22:36
wives & children, are fed to the lions immediately after Daniel's A solar eclipse occurs during a full moon?? Luke 23:45
liberation in order to appease God Daniel 6:24 Jesus scorns and refuses his own mother Mary John 2:4
God promises to smear shit over the Israeli priests‟ faces and cripple Jesus endorses cannibalism (or fellatio) John 6:53-57
their offspring for offering inferior sacrifices Malachi 2:3 All that follow Jesus are thieves and robbers John 10:8
Jesus claims that the Jews are all Gods, per scripture John 10:34
Judas explodes in a field (but see Matthew 27:3-5) Acts 1:18
Jesus' disciples condemn Paul & his teachings Acts 21:20-22,27-36,
Acts 22:21-29
Jesus was fathered by Joseph, not God Romans 1:3
Paul admits to being a liar whenever it is convenient Romans 3:7
Men and widows should not marry, but remain chaste I Corinthians 7:1-38
God deliberately chooses stupid people to be Christians I Corinthians 1:26:29
"Slaves, obey your masters wholeheartedly..." Ephesians 6:5-7
Colossians 3:22
I Peter 2:18
The end justifies any means Philippians 1:15-18 God is NOT omniscient, neither sees nor knows all things Genesis 3:8-9
Slaves should defer to their masters and work to please them Titus 2:9-10 Genesis 11:5
Women are to be silent at all times I Corinthians 14:34-35 Genesis 18:20-21
I Timothy 2:11-12
Paul writes love-notes to his disciple Timothy II Timothy 1:1-7 God knows the hearts of men Psalms 139:2,3; Acts 1:24
God is Jasper (Green)-colored! Revelation 4:2-8 God tests men to learn of their hearts Genesis 22:12
God will rapture to Heaven as his „Chosen People‟ 144,000 virgin men Deuteronomy 8:2
"undefiled" by women Revelation 14:1-4 Deuteronomy 13:3
Jesus promises (2,000 years ago) that he is 'coming quickly' Revelation 22:20
God is all-powerful Jeremiah 32:27
Matthew 19:26
BIBLE CONTRADICTIONS God and His army are defeated because the enemy has iron chariots Judges 1:19
God is satisfied with his works; it is good. Genesis 1:31 God is unchangeable Numbers 23:19
God is dissatisfied with his works, decides to destroy it all. Genesis 6:6 Ezekiel 24:14
Malachi 3:6
Man created before the animals Genesis 2:18-19 James 1:17
Man created after the animals Genesis 1:25-27 God is quite changeable Genesis 6:6
Exodus 33:1,3,14,17
God dwells in temples II Chronicles 7:12,16 Jonah 3:10
God does NOT dwell in temples Acts 7:48 I Samuel 2:30-31
II Kings 20:1,4-6
God dwells in light I Timothy 6:16
God dwells in darkness Exodus 20:9,21 God is just and impartial Genesis 18:25
I Kings 8:12 Deuteronomy 32:4
Psalms 18:11 Ezekiel 18:25
Psalms 97:2 Psalms 92:15
Romans 2:11
God can be seen and heard Genesis 3:9-10 God is unjust and partial Genesis 4:4-5, 9:25
Genesis 32:30 Exodus 20:5
Exodus 24:9-11 Matthew 13:12
Exodus 33:11,23 Romans 9:11-13
Isaiah 6:1
God is invisible, cannot be seen nor heard by anyone Exodus 33:20 God is not the author of evil Deuteronomy 32:4
John 1:18, 5:37 I Corinthians 14:33
I Timothy 6:16 James 1:13
God IS the author of evil Ezekiel 20:25
God is never tired and never rests Isaiah 40:28 Lamentations 3:38
God is tired and rests Genesis 2:2-3 Jeremiah 18:11
Exodus 31:17 Isaiah 45:7
Jeremiah 15:6 Amos 3:6
God gives freely to those who merely ask Luke 11:10; James 1:5
God is omniscient, sees & knows all things Proverbs 15:3 God withholds blessings Joshua 11:20
Psalms 139:7-10 Isaiah 63:17
Job 34:21,22 John 12:40
God is kind, merciful, and good Lamentations 3:33 There is but one God Deuteronomy 6:4
Ezekiel 18:32 There are many Gods Genesis 1:26
Psalms 25:8 Genesis 3:22
Psalms 145:9 Genesis 18:1-3
I Chronicles 16:34 I John 5:7
James 5:11 Zephaniah 2:11
I Timothy 2:4
I John 4:16 Ten Commandments – Version #1 Exodus 20:2-17
God is cruel, unmerciful, destructive and ferocious Deuteronomy 4:24 Ten Commandments – Version #2 Exodus 34:14-26
Deuteronomy 7:16 Ten Commandments – Version #3 Deuteronomy 5:6-22
Jeremiah 13:14 Ten Commandments – Version #4 Deuteronomy 27:15-26
I Samuel 15:2-3
I Samuel 6:19 Robbery is forbidden by God Exodus 20:15; Leviticus
19:13
God‟s anger is slow and ends quickly Psalms 30:5 Robbery is commanded by God Exodus 3:21-22
Psalms 103:8 Exodus 12:35-36
God‟s anger is quick and endures long Numbers 25:4
Numbers 32:13 Lying is forbidden by God Exodus 20:16
I Samuel 15:2-3 Proverbs 12:22
Jeremiah 17:4 Revelations 21:8
Lying is approved/sanctioned by God Genesis 34:13-29
God has not seen wickedness in Israel Numbers 23:21 Exodus 1:18-20
God punishes his chosen people repeatedly for their wickedness Numbers 11:1, 11:33, 16:35 I Kings 22:21-22
Numbers 16:44-49, 21:5 Joshua 2:4-6
James 2:25
God forbids human sacrifices Deuteronomy 12:30,31
God accepts human sacrifices Genesis 22:2 God tempts no man Jeremiah 20:7
II Samuel 21:8,9,14 Matthew 6:13
Judges 11:29-39 James 1:13
God tempts men constantly Genesis 22:1; II Samuel 24:1
God cannot lie Hebrews 6:18
God lies by proxy, sending lying spirits Ezekiel 14:9 Incest is cursed Deuteronomy 27:22
I Kings 22:23 Leviticus 20:17
II Thessalonians 2:11 God blesses Abraham and his sister Sarah‟s union as husband and wife Genesis 17:15-16, 20:11-12
God commands / approves / delights in burnt offerings, sacrifices and holy Exodus 29:18 God damns Adam & Eve forever for disobeying Him and heeding the
days Exodus 29:36 advice of one of His angels instead Genesis
Leviticus 23:27 God blesses Abraham forever for disobeying Him and heeding the advice
God disapproves / finds no pleasure in burnt offerings, sacrifices or holy Jeremiah 6:20 of one of His angels instead Genesis
days Jeremiah 7:22
Isaiah 1:11-13 Abraham had one son at 100, with providence Genesis 21:2
Psalms 50:13,14 Romans 4:19
God will not destroy man because of wickedness Genesis 8:21 Hebrews 11:12
God destroys man because of wickedness Genesis 6:7 Abraham had six sons at 100, without providence Genesis 25:1-2
Genesis 19:24-25
God promised Canaan to Abraham and his seed for ever Genesis 13:14, 15, 17, 17:8 Anger is disapproved Ecclesiastes 7:9
Abraham and his seed never received promised land Acts 7:5, Hebrews 11:9, 13 Proverbs 22:24
James 1:20
Moses feared the Pharaoh Exodus 2:14,15,23 Anger is approved Ephesians 4:26
Exodus 4:19
Moses did NOT fear the Pharaoh Hebrews 11:27 Public prayer is sanctioned I Kings 8:22,54, 9:3
Public prayer is disapproved Matthew 6:5-6
Moses was a very meek man Numbers 12:3
Moses was a very cruel and powerful man Numbers 31:15-17 Importunity in prayer is commended Luke 11:8,18:5-7
Importunity in prayer is condemned Matthew 6:7-8
Satan kills 70,000 Israelites with a plague because David took a census
II Samuel 24:1-17 Wearing of long hair by men is sanctioned Judges 13:5; Numbers 6:5
God kills 70,000 Israelites with a plague because David took a census Wearing of long hair by men is condemned I Corinthians 11:14
I Corinthians 21:1-7,14
Circumcision is commanded Genesis 17:10
God‟s punishment for David‟s sins was 7 years of famine on the entire II Samuel 24:13 Circumcision is condemned Galatians 5:2
populace
No, it was only 3 years (but it was still on the entire populace) I Chronicles 21:11-12 The Sabbath is commanded Exodus 20:8
The Sabbath is repudiated Isaiah 1:13
Making of graven images is forbidden Exodus 20:4 Romans 14:5
Making of graven images is commanded Exodus 25:18,20 Colossians 2:16
“Remember the Sabbath Day, Keep it Holy” Exodus 20:8 Baptism is commanded Matthew 28:19
No day is holy unless you decide it is Romans 14:5 Baptism is not commanded I Corinthians 1:14,17
Killing is forbidden Exodus 20:13 No one has ever seen God John 1:18
Killing is commanded Exodus 32:27, et al. Jacob tells all that he has seen God Genesis 32:30
Good works are to be seen of men Matthew 5:16 Every animal has been created for food Genesis 9:3
Good works are NOT to be seen Matthew 6:1 I Corinthians 10:25
Some animals are not to be eaten Deuteronomy 14:7-8
Slavery and oppression are forbidden Exodus 21:16 Romans 14:14
Exodus 22:21
Isaiah 58:6 The Earth will never be destroyed Ecclesiastes 1:4
Matthew 23:10 Psalms 104:5
Slavery and oppression are ordained Genesis 9:25 The Earth shall be destroyed II Peter 3:10
Leviticus 25:45-46 Hebrews 1:11
Joel 3:8 Revelations 20:11
The Earth WAS destroyed Genesis 7:6-24
Judging of others is forbidden Matthew 7:1-2
Judging of others is approved I Corinthians 6:2-4, 5:12 Taking of oaths are sanctioned Genesis 21:23,24,31
Genesis 31:53
Castrated men are abomindations to the Lord Deut. 23:1 Numbers 30:2
Eunichs are pleasing to the Lord, have special place in heaven; all who Hebrews 6:13
can be castrated, should do so Matthew 19:12 Taking of oaths are forbidden Matthew 5:34
Marriage is approved Genesis 1:28, 2:18
Matthew 19:5 Man cannot fall from God‟s grace John 10:28
Hebrews 13:4 Romans 8:38-39
Marriage is disapproved I Corinthians 7:1,7,8 Man CAN fall from God‟s grace Ezekiel 18:24
Divorce is restricted Mark 10:11-12 Hebrews 6:4-6
Luke16:18 II Peter 2:20-21
Divorce is freely permitted Deuteronomy 21:10-14
Deuteronomy 24:1 Those who are in graves shall rise again John 5:28-29
Adultery is forbidden Exodus 20:14 Luke 20:37
Hebrews 13:4 I Corinthians 15:52
Adultery is allowed Numbers 31:18 Revelations 20:12-13
Josiah 1:2, 2:1-3 Those that die are to stay dead Job 7:9
Ecclesiastes 9:5
A man must marry his brother‟s widow Deuteronomy 25:5 Isaiah 26:14
A man cannot marry his brother‟s widow Leviticus 20:21
No man is without sin Proverbs 20:9
Equally punish those who injure you Exodus 21:23-25 Ecclesiastes 7:20
Turn the other cheek to those who injure you Matthew 5:39 Romans 3:10
Christians are sinless I John 3:6,8-9
Be merry Ecclesiastes 9:7
Don‟t be merry, it is sinful I Corinthians 7:30 Evil happens to the godly Hebrews 12:6
Job 2:3-7
All of God‟s (male) people shall be circumcised as their covenant with Genesis 17:10 Evil does not happen to the godly Proverbs 12:21
God I Peter 3:13
There is no benefit in being circumcised Galatians 5:2
Miracles are proof of divine mission Matthew 11:2-5
Children should not be punished for their parent‟s sins Ezekiel 18:20 John 3:2
God holds sons and daughters up to the 3rd & 4th generations for their Exodus 14:31
father‟s crimes Exodus 20:5 Miracles are NOT proof of divine mission Deuteronomy 13:1-3
God condemns all posterity for Adam & Eve‟s sin Genesis 3:15-17 Exodus 7:10-12
Luke 11:19
Hatred of kindred is enjoined Luke 14:26
Hatred of kindred is condemned Ephesians 5:25,29,6:2
I John 3:15
Intoxicating beverages are recommended I Timothy 5:23
Psalms 104:15
Intoxicating beverages are discountenanced Proverbs 20:1,23:31,32
Women‟s rights are affirmed Judges 4:4,14,15, 5:7
Acts 2:18,21:9
Women‟s rights are denied Genesis 3:16
I Timothy 2:12
I Corinthians 14:34
I Peter 3:6
Riches and prosperity are a blessing to God‟s people Genesis 39:2 They came to the sepulchre before sunrise John 20:1
Proverbs 12:21
Proverbs 15:6 One angel was sitting at the sepulchre Matthew 28:2,5
Psalms 112:1-3 One angel was in the sepulchre Mark 16:5
Psalms 37:28,32-33,37 Two angels were standing at the sepulchre Luke 24:4
Job 42:12 Two angels were in the sepulchre John 20:11-12
Mark 10:29-30
Jesus was to be three days, three nights in the grave Matthew 12:40
Poverty is a blessing Luke 6:20,24 Jesus was to be two days, three nights in the grave Mark 15:25,42,44-46,16:19
James 2:5
Proverbs 10:15 Some highlights of the „accomplishments‟ that Gideon and his
Job 22:23-24 family performed in the service of God:
Misery and destruction are the lot of the godly Luke 21:17 Israel has become wicked. God delivers Israel to the Kingdom of Moab
Hebrews 11:37-38 for 18 years of Moabite rule Judges 3:12-13
II Timothy 3:12 When God decides to repent, he has the Israeli warrior Ehud rise up and
Revelations 7:14 slaughter all of Moab‟s 10,000 men to liberate Israel Judges 3:28-30
80 years later, Ehud dies and Israel becomes evil again. God then „sells‟
Worldly prosperity is a curse and bar to future reward Matthew 6:19-21, 19:24 (?) them to the Canaanites as punishment Judges 4:2
Luke 6:20,24, 16:22 20 years later, God forgives Israel and decides to liberate them. On
God‟s orders, Gideon‟s mother Jael tricks the Canaanite General
Sisera to sleep in her tent, whereby she hammers a stake through his
Wisdom is a source of enjoyment Proverbs 3:13,17 skull and thus liberates Israel Judges 4:21; 5:26
Wisdom is a source of grief and sorrow – avoid it Ecclesiastes 1:17-18 Israel shortly goes bad again. As punishment, God delivers Israel to the
Midianites to be ruled by them. Judges 6:1-6
All scripture is inspired by God II Timothy 3:16 7 years later, God feels merciful again. God sends an angel to recruit
Some scripture is NOT inspired I Corinthians 7:6,12 Gideon to kill the Midianites and liberate Israel. Gideon correctly
II Corinthians 11:17 points out that their misfortune under the Midianites is God‟s fault,
not the Midianites‟ – but Gideon agrees to kill them anyway Judges 6:13
Temptation is desirable James 1:2 Gideon practices religious intolerance and provokes war by tearing down
Temptation is NOT desirable Matthew 6:13 the Midianites‟ altar to Baal and replacing it with his own Judges 6:27
Gideon & 300 men slaughter all the Midianite men (120,000) who had
Prophesy is infallible II Peter 1:19 gathered to seek vengeance against Gideon‟s actions Judges 7:18-25
Prophesy is NOT infallible Jeremiah 18:7-10 Gideon‟s army hunts down & kills another 15,000 fleeing Midianites
Judges 8:10-12
There is unpardonable sin Mark 3:29 Gideon slaughters two neutral cities for denying food to his army Judges 8:16-17
There is NO unpardonable sin Acts 13:39 Gideon takes his place as ruler of Israel and makes two golden idols of
himself for all Israel to worship Judges 8:27
The two Marys came to the sepulchre Matthew 28:1 After Gideon‟s death, one of Gideon‟s 70 children, Abimelech, slaughters
The two Marys and Salome came to the sepulchre Mark 16:1 all of his siblings and proclaims himself ruler of Israel
The two Marys, Joanna, and other women came to the sepulchre Judges 9:1-5
Luke 24:10 Abimelech ambushes & kills those banished from his home city; then he
Only Mary Magdalene came to the sepulchre John 20:1 turns & slaughters the rest of the city townsfolk Judges 9:44-45
Abimelech rounds up the remaining 1,000 prisoners and burns them alive
They came to the sepulchre at sunrise Mark 16:2 in the town tower Judges 9:48-49
JESUS‟ SO-CALLED LIFE Jesus was NOT equal to God Matthew 24:36, John 14:28
Jesus‟ ancestral genealogy #1 Matthew 1:1-17
Jesus‟ ancestral genealogy #2 Luke 3:23-28 Jesus was all-powerful Matthew 28:18, John 3:35
Jesus was NOT all-powerful Mark 6:5
Jesus is the son of David Matthew 1:1, Luke 1:32
Jesus is NOT the son of David Matthew 22:43-46 Jesus is the Son of Man Mark 9:9, 9:12
Mark 12:36-37 Put not your trust in the Son of Man Psalms 146:3
The Messiah shall be named Emmanuel Isaiah
The „Messiah‟ is NOT named Emmanuel, but Jesus Matthew Jesus‟ mission was peace Luke 2:13-14
Infant Jesus was taken to Egypt Matthew 2:14,15,19,21,23 Jesus‟ mission was NOT peace Matthew 10:34
Infant Jesus was NOT taken to Egypt Luke 2:22,39
It was lawful for the Jews to put Jesus to death John 19:7
Jesus was tempted in the Wilderness Mark 1:12,13 It was unlawful for the Jews to put Jesus to death John 18:31
Jesus was NOT tempted in the Wilderness John 2:1,2
Two thieves revile Jesus Matthew 27:44; Mark 15:32
Jesus says that John the Baptist was Elijah reincarnated Matthew 11:14 One thief reviles Jesus Luke 23:39,40
John the Baptist denies being Elijah John 1:21
Satan entered Judas at the Last Supper John 13:27
Jesus preached first sermon on the Mount Matthew 5:1-2 Satan entered Judas before the Last Supper Luke 22:3,4,7
Jesus preached first sermon on the Plain Luke 6:17-20
Judas hangs himself Matthew 27:3-5
John was in prison when Jesus went into Galilee Mark 1:14 Judas explodes in a field Acts 1:18
John was NOT in prison when Jesus went into Galilee John 1:43, 3:22-24
Potter‟s field is purchased by Judas Acts 1:18
Jesus taught non-resistance Matthew 5:39 Potter‟s field is purchased by the chief priests Matthew 27:6-7
Matthew 26:52
Jesus taught/practiced physical aggression Luke 22:36 Jesus was crucified in the 3rd hour Mark 15:25
John 2:15 Jesus was crucified after the 6th hour John 19:12-18
No work is to be done on the Sabbath under penalty of death Exodus 31:15 Risen Jesus says „Touch Me‟ John 20:27
Numbers 15:32,36 Risen Jesus says „Do Not Touch Me‟ John 20:17
Jesus broke the Sabbath and taught disciples to do the same Matthew 12:1-3,5
John 5:16 Disciples were to wait in Jerusalem Matthew 28:10
Disciples were to go immediately to Galilee Luke 24:49
“Honor thy father and mother” Exodus 20:12
Jesus implores his followers to hate their family Luke 14:26 Jesus first appeared to apostles in a room Luke 24:33,36,37; John 20:19
Jesus first appeared to apostles on a mountain Matthew 28:16-17
Jesus states that if he ever witnesses himself, then his witness will be a
false one John 5:31 Jesus ascended from Mount Olivet Acts 1:9,12
Jesus bears witness of himself John 8:18 Jesus ascended from Mount Bethany Luke 24:50-51
Jesus preaches „Be not afraid of those who would kill you‟ Luke 12:4 Paul‟s attendants heard miraculous voice and stood Acts 9:7
Jesus avoided Jews who sought to kill him John 7:1 Paul‟s attendants didn‟t hear and were prostrate Acts 22:9, 26:14
Jesus hides from a mob of stone-throwers John 8:59
Jesus was equal to God John 10:30, Philippians 2:5