Vol 1. (no, not the "Temple of") Stormreach, Eberron, Saturday October 3 No. 1
MISS STORMREACH PAGEANT You can listen to DDo podcast 134 So now you know the basics.
ANNOUNCED over there at the www.DDoCast.com to Check back often as we work through
This morning Morah Ismorah and hear all of Morah's interviews with a the pageant. We don't know how it's
Clankenbeard J. Dwarf announced that bunch o contestants. So far she has gonna end yet, so any input will be
they would be organizing a beauty lined up interviews with the following mushed into the mix and eventually,
pageant for the city of Stormreach. beauties: something will fly out of the mixing
Morah secured funding from "The Amenia Songweaver bowl. Now, here's a picture ta keep
Guardian" to bankroll the event. Ugh. Margurite Dryden your interest. I know how primitive
How can reporters write like this? Cellimas Villuhne minds work. No, the picture doesn't
Clanky has got ta be Clanky! Arissa Storr move! This isn't flippin' Harry Potter!
Morah started a thread on the local Eldin the Sorceress There! Your first article is written
forums asking the knuckle draggers The DDO Succubus "The Guardian"! Heaven forbid a
what play Dungeons & Dragons Online Jana the Lost Barmaid newspaper should write its own copy.
for their (probably useless) recom- Inquisiter Lightbringer
mendations. Let's be clear here ya -Clankenbeard J. Dwarf
trilobites and troglodytes! All pageant Morah made me build a website on
contestants should be women. This the wide world web--whatever that
winner will be crowned frickin' MISS is. So I hired one of those ethereal
Stormreach at the conclusion of the spiders to spin some kind of Ethernet
event. So no monsters or guys or connection. I won't pretend I
player characters if ya know what's understand it. I just know you can
good for you. Yeah. Yeah. Nobody go check it out at the location
knows the value of smarting off and www.MissStormreach.com! But of
trying to look hip on the forums more course ya know that because ya had
than me. But there's a time and place to go there first to read this! Morah's
and this ain't it! audio is on the site too.