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A SENSE OF HUMOR
___SH109 On your birthday, Damn it spot I said sit! (Inside) Hope no one shits on your day! HB ___SH110 Can you count how many F’s in present? (Inside) That’s right there is no F in present! HB ___SH123 Happy Birthday, I know what you’re thinking,(Man in shower)(Inside) Forget it! He is mine. This card is your… ___SH132 Boxers or briefs (Inside) …Depends. (Old Man with cane and a diaper on) HB ___SH133 Life begins at 50…(Inside) Unfortunately everything else wears out, spreads out and falls out. HB anyway. ___SH134 At yo7ur age, a car would be a classic, a wine would be fine vintage, (Inside) and a dog would be dead! HB anyway ___SH135 H.B! I looked all over for a card like this (Inside) It’s hard to find cards with large print for people your age to read… ___SH136 Answer 8, 10, 12 inches? (Inside) Question: How far do you have to hold this card from your face to read it? HB ___SH137 A question in honor of your birthday… Why Don’t Chickens Wear Underwear? (Inside) Because their peckers are on… ___SH138 For your birthday we got someone your age to jump out of your cake (Inside) But she died! ___SH142 This Birthday card is from a Virgin (Halo on top of the I)(Inside) I borrowed it. HB ___SH148 You may never have had sex with a parakeet, but (Bird in cage)(Inside) You definitely sucked a cockatoo. HB ___SH149 Research proves that birthdays are great for your health (Professor & BD graph)(Inside) the people who have more… ___SH152 A birthday riddle: What’s the difference between a tiger and a kitten? (Tiger and kitten)(Inside) a tiger will scratch the… ___SH154 There’s absolutely nothing wrong with being OVER THE HILL (Canes and false teeth)(Inside) That a little hair… ___SH155 Happy 40th Birthday. I’m sorry I had to use the “F” word! HB ___SH156 Birthdays are a lot like beer. By the time you’ve had one too many, who gives a shit! ___SH158 Thought you might need a six-pack for your birthday…inside picture of prune juice, hair dye, and denture… ___SH159 Happy Birthday to a swell, kind, warm, popular, talented, and lovable person…Your getting to be more like me… ___SH160 Happy Birthday! You don’t look your age. If we went to a bar right now, they’d probably ask to see your ID. They’re… ___SH161 For your birthday a special Chinese menu…Inside is a menu (Risqué) ___SH162 A birthday riddle: What goes in Hard and Stiff and comes out Soft and Sticky? Chewing gum you pervert! HB ___SH163 For your birthday! I crossed a donkey with an onion…So you can have a piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes ___SH164 Bananas are better than Men because…Inside is a list of reasons. (Risqué) ___SH165 Happy 50th Birthday…I’m sorry I had to use the “F” word! HB ___SH166 On your birthday remember when you were so upset because you were getting older!!! This year you must be shitting…
HAPPY DAZE 232 Bayswater Ave. Ottawa, ON. K1Y 2G7 Tel: (613) 729-7571 Fax: (613) 729-7763 Toll Free: 1-866-595-0535 www.happydazeonline.com
___SH167 You’re terrific! The very best! Without a question you are the most wonderful person around…I’m not just saying that… ___SH168 Life begins at 40…Too bad everything else wears out spreads out and falls out! Happy birthday anyway! ___SH174 My deepest condolences…(Inside) On the passing of your youth. HB anyway! ___SH175 A birthday prayer for you…Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, Grant me the courage to… ___SH 177 It’s just another birthday. C’mon, chin up. Chest out…(Inside) I said chest out! We’ll go get a wonder bra or something ___SH178 It’s your birthday and you look marvelous! What’s your secret? (Inside) Embalming fluid? ___SH179 A poem for you as you celebrate your birthday…A tisket, a tasket, (Inside) Be glad you’re not in a casket! ___SH181 Birthday Games for old farts…1) Connect the age spots 2) Pin the support bra on the woman 3) Spin the bottle… ___SH182 For your birthday do you want to know how to give a woman a four hour orgasm?... (Inside) Just give her your credit… ___SH183 It’s your birthday (Inside) Enjoy a cold one! ___SH185 Do you know why I’m sending you this birthday card? (Inside) Because it’s your birthday you stupid asshole!!! HB ___SH186 Stop worrying about how old you think you feel (Inside) You should be worrying about how old people think you… ___SH188 I think I know what you would really like for your birthday (Inside) But how do you wrap a BJ… ___SH190 On your birthday wanna know how much I love you (Inside) This much (Bear with his arms open) ___SH193 You’re 40? It’s nice to see that after all these years (Inside) You’re still in mint condition (Mint in card) ___SH194 You’re 50? It’s nice to see that after all these years (Inside) You’re still in mint condition (Mint in card) ___SH197 Old Fart Party Games (Inside) 1. Sag you’re it! 2. Pin the toupee on the bald guy 3. Twenty questions shouted… ___SH198 You know you’re old when (Inside) 1. Your sweetie says “Lets go upstairs and make Love” And you say… ___SH205 Mirror mirror on the wall, who’s the oldest of them all (Inside)(Reflective material that shows your face) ___SH206 A birthday thought…90% of my friends have hemorrhoids. The other 10% are just like you (Inside) Perfect ASSHOLES! HB ___SH207 Who says I couldn’t win an Oscar. I’m not really going to the bathroom (Inside) I’m just acting like I give two shits about your birthday ___SH208 May your birthday balloon never burst (Inside) No matter haw many pricks you run into! HB ___SH209 (Sign) Acme hearing aid repair shop. Number one…Number one…Number one… (Inside) You’re #1! HB ___YG1955 1955 was a memorable time because… ___YG1965 1965 was a memorable time because…