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By: Neil Gaiman

(Third Subject’s Responses to Investigator’s Written Questionnaire.)
EYES ONLY.

   1. Jemima Glorfindel Petula Ramsey.

   2. Seventeen on June the ninth.


   3. The last five years. Before that we lived in Glasgow (Scotland). Before that, Cardiff
      (Wales).

   4. I don’t know. I think he’s in magazine publishing now. He doesn’t talk to us anymore.
      The divorce was pretty bad and Mum wound up paying him a lot of money. Which
      seems sort of wrong to me. But maybe it was worth it just to get shot of him.


   5. An inventor and entepreneur. She invented the Stuffed Muffin, and started the
      Stuffed Muffin chain. I used to like them when I was a kid, but you can get kind of
      sick of Stuffed Muffins for every meal, especially because Mum used us as guinea
      pigs. The Complete Turkey Christmas Dinner Stuffed Muffin was the worst. But she
      sold out her interest in the Stuffed Muffin chain about five years ago, to start wok on
      My Mum’s Colored Bubbles (not actually TM yet).

   6. Two. My sister Nerys, who was just fifteen, and my brother Pryderi, twelve.


   7. Several times a day.

   8. No.


   9. Through the Internet. Probably on eBay.

   10. She’s been buying colors and dyes from all over the word ever since she decided
       that the world was crying out for brightly colored Day-Glo bubbles. The kind you
       can blow, with bubble mixture.


   11. It’s not really a laboratory. I mean, she calls it that, but really it’s just the garage.
       Only she took some of the Stuffed Muffins money and converted it, so it has sinks
       and bathtubs and Bunsen burners and things, and tiles on the walls and the floor to
       make it easier to clean.
12. I don’t know. Nerys used to pretty normal. When she turned thirteen, she started
    reading these magazines and putting pictures of these strange bimbo women up on
    her wall, like Britney Spears and so on. Sorry if anyone reading this is a Brittney fan
    ;) but I just don’t get it. The whole orange thing didn’t start until last year.


13. Artificaial tanning creams. You couldn’t go near her for hours after she put it on. And
    she’d never give it time to dry after she smeared it on her skin, so it would come off
    on her sheets and the fridge door and in the shower, leaving smears of orange
    everywere. Her friends would wear it too, but they never put it on like she did. I
    mean, she’d slather on the cream, with no attempt to look even human colored, and
    she thought she looked great. She did the tanning salon thing once, but I don’t think
    she liked it, because she never went back.

14. Tangerine Girl. The Oompa-Loompa. Carrot-top. Go-Mango. Orangina.

				
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