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THERE IS A REASON WHY COLUMBIA'S BEST PEOPLE DEMAND
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USTIN-CONLE- Y JERSEY DAIRY
THERE ARE SEVERAL REASONS AND WE'RE GLAD FOR THE PUBLIC TO KNOW THEM
1st. We have the only Pure Jersey Dairy in Columbia. 5lh We guarantee to furnish our customers the best service, the richest milk, the
2nd. Our herd is free from Tuberculosis, and we will be pleased at any time to cleanest milk, the healthiest milk, the longest keeping milk, the best put up and
furnish to our customers, evidence of the fact. Our herd is tested annually. best cared for milk found in our fair city.
3rd We furnish milk solely from our own herd; and but one grade.
6th. Our Pure Jersey Milk is the most economical milk and the most economical
4lh We practice strictly sanitary methods approved in the best certified dairies in
pure food the consumer can purchase.
the country.
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AT THE SAME TIME BOOST COLUMBIA, GET IN TOUCH WITH
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.ludgt; Mary K. Cooper, ot Heloit, My friend, one of the tilings you
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mony an omission that pleases the to knock on him. and his business.
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man is past. She said in a recent your own business to go out and spend
interview: hours in knocking on him. But lie Want?
high class work intnr you PLUMB-
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hands, oiir sex's future rests. There in the failure column. You have never MISSOUR1AN WANTS ADS
is more than a little, truth in an gained an inch in your light on the ARE FILLING THE PEOPLE'S
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once related to me. tending to his own business. lie has 813 Walnnt Street.
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with a mandarin's eight wives she somed as the lose. His credit is good WANT AD AND YOU ARE
was. (f eomse, a female missionary. a' the bank, at tho stores, and with ALMOST CERTAIN TO GET
The Chinese women examined her all who know him. Yours is not. Your WHAT YOU WANT.
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clothing, her hair, her teeth ami so on, light has never hurt him one cent's
Had 'yon ' noticed the lack of but her feet especially, amaxed them. worth, but it has practically ruined
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color, ia her face? "Why ' one cried, "yon can walk and you. Had you spent the time building
run as well as a man'.' up your own business that you have
We can use 100 Salesmen
during the next few months.
She has long wented a month's vacation "Yes, to be sure,' said tho missio- wasted in trying to tear him down,
nary. you would now be on easy street. It Saved in Time. Only hustlers need apply.
why not give it to her this summer? Give her "Can you ride a horse and swim. is all risht to light, but you want to be Clerk I'd like to get off early, sir,
a new lease on life - Like her for a month's as my wire wants me to beat some car- Write or call on
too?" careful you don't undermine yourself
outing to the Likes and Pines of Wisconsin "Yes.' in the effort. This is the stage ot the
pets while the daylight remains.
CHANCE MFG. CO.,
Employer Can't possibly let you off.
where horseback, riding along the pine-border- ed
"Then ;.ou must lie as stout as a game where you can't gain an inch
Clerk Thank you, sir. You are
roadc, sailing and boating will add color man?' when you try to tear down your com- Centralia. Mo. .
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to her cheeks and slrength to her body. "I am.' petitor by unholy methods. Osborne
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turned within forty-eig-
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ed at one another, nodding their heads. J. KALINA
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the golf
Student Agent
"Now I understand why the foreign Miss Macfr.riane will continue her
devil never has more than one wife. music, class through the summer at Call 55 (Uoulilo !i) to get the 's
Ho is afraid.'" Washington Star. i:!0l Keiser avenue. (Adv.) business office by telephone.
Slann Tabooed.
Slang is tabooed in the home of a
THE Tit for Tat. West Philadelphia family, principally
Strange.-- (to prominent clergyman)
STATE NORMAL SCHOOL I camo in here, sir, to criticize your
because there is a bright little girl
who displays a persistent aptitude in
KIRKSVILLE, MISSOURI. church management and tell you how-i- t
ought to be run.
Prominent Clergyman Camazed)
retaining expressive but uncultured
phrases. It's Quicker Better
A GREAT TEACHERS COLLEGE. The other evening at dinner the
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vi I Summer session, eleven weeks, beginning
June 1st and ending August 12th, 1910.
What do you mean? How daro you?
Who are you anyway?
"I am tho humble editor of the paper
mother, father and daughter drifted
into the vernacular, and a fresh start
was necessary. The little girl started
NOW to St. Louis
you have been writing to." Life.
FORTY-FIV- TEACHERS IN FACULTY.
E it. "I'm not stuck on this break, sue A trip to St. Louis or points East can now ht
remarked.
Many vocational courses, including Bookkeeping, Business Roomr. at Pemberton Hall. "Margie," said her mother, "you made more conveniently than ever before by
vM Forms, Typewriting. Shorthand, Geography of Commerce, His- Pemberton Hall will bo open for want to cut that slang out." using the
tory of Industries, Manual Training, Wood Work, Pottery, summer students. Largo brick build- "That's a peach of a way of cor-
loathe Work, Forge Work, Mechanical Drawing, Raffia.
mestic Art, Agriculture, Gardening.
Do- ing, double deck porches, one block recting the child," commented the
south University. Pemberton Hall father.
Katy to St. Louis
Four years of work and study in Drawing, Painting, Etch- dining room will be open to the gen- "I know," replied the mother, " but
ing, Hammered Brass and other hand work in Art; also three eral publi" during the summer. Table I just wanted to put her wise." Phila- Trains leave Columbia daily at
years of Art Study in designated texts. board by the week, M.OI); single meals, delphia Telegraph. 10:30 A. M. 1:25 P. M. 11:25 P. M.
Five years in Music, including Sight Reading, Individual 2.". cents; six o'clock and Sunday din-
Lessons, Chorus Work, Harmony, Counterpoint, Orchestration, ners, ::.". cents. Mrs. W. E. Bride, Mgr. The train leaving at 11:25 p. m. has through
History of Music, etc.
Many forms of Physical Education, including Gymnasium
(Adv.) sleeping car to St. Louis. It is the only
Work. Public School Playground Work. Track
Work, Baseball, through sleeping car between the two cities.
Returning sleeping car leaves St. Louis 11:50
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Football, Handball. Tennis, etc. Ample bath rooms, gymna-
siums, tennis courts, athletic field, running tracks.
Photography, Lan-
Another Cigarette Victim.
"I understand that your boy .Tosh in-
jured his health smokin' cigarettes." p. m. arriving Columbia 7:00 a. m.
Best facilities in the Middle West for
tern Slide Making and Photo Engraving. Special courses in the "Yep." answered Farmer Corntossel. All trains from Columbia make connections
to use "He was lceerless about light in' one of
summer school Tor those teachers desiring to learn how 'em when he had on a celluloid col- at McBaine with
the lantern and how to mako the slides.
Courses in all typical High School and
College , studies.
institution and all such courses
lar." Washington Evening Star.
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The Katy Flyer and
But this is a strictly vocational 2oc
work to the higher efficiency of public school teachers.
Rural children
Fish for 'em.
Mrs. Farmer Those ducks have hid-
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"Field Club The Katy Limited
Best Model Rural School in the World. The original and
transported five miles in covered wagon.
den their nests. I haven't found any
eggs in a long time.
unsurpassed close - .- for all points in Oklahoma and Texas.
Rooms Literary
Excellent Libraries, Laboratories. Rest Bobbie Farmer Perhaps they laid
fitting; rold ,Vi
Society Hans and rooms for tho Y. M. C. A. and V W. C. A Collar
Special course in School Administration.
This course is 'em wiiile they was swiininin', mam- For tickets and berths se2
ma! Yonkers Statesman.
conducted by an man of varied and successful ex- H. L. Wilson, Agent
perience in both large and small cities. I'nusually hadies' and
low prices in For Sale at the --
Columbia, Mo
EXPLANATORY BULLETIN FREE. Misses summer suits and dresses at
ROCHESTER & MISSOURI
JOHN R. KIRK, President. Strawn-IIoliand'- s sale.
(Adv.) Stores.