School Jokes for Kids
Knock Knock! Teacher: Name two days of
the week that start with "t".
Who's there?
Pupil: Today and Tomorrow.
Dewey.
Dewey who? Teacher: Why is your homework
Dewey have to go to school today? in your father’s handwriting?
Pupil: I used his pen!
What school Have you heard about the teacher
supply is always who was cross-eyed?
tired?
She couldn’t control her pupils!
A knapsack!
Teacher: James, Teacher: I see you missed the first day of school.
where is your Kid: Yes, but I didn't miss it much.
homework?
James: I ate it.
Teacher: Could you please pay a little attention?
Teacher: Why?
Student: I'm paying as little attention as I can.
James: You said it
was a piece of Teacher: You’ve got your Today my teacher
cake! shoes on the wrong feet. yelled at me for
something I didn’t do.
Pupil: But these are the
only feet I’ve got! What was that?
My homework!
What’s the difference between a
teacher and a steam train?
The first goes “Spit out that What is white when
chewing gum immediately!” and its dirty and black
the second goes “chew chew”! when its clean?
A blackboard!
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