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					                         Claremont Clarion
                        The newsletter of the Rotary Club of Claremont
                    “The Club with the cherry on the top”

       President: Peter Rogers                     Editorial email:p.rogers@absamail.co.za
       Secretary: Maurice Bergoff                  Meetings: Kelvin Grove
       P O Box 23163, Claremont, 7736.                         Campground Road
       Editor Peter Rogers                                     Newlands
       Assistant Editor: Tony Da Silva                         Cape Town 7700
       Comment Writer: Jimmy Warner               Web page: www.rotary-claremont.org.za
                                                   Meetings: Tuesdays 18h15 for 18h45

       Club email: claremont@rotary9350.co.za              ‘phone 685 6551 Fax 685 6676

                                         Disclaimer

       The opinions expressed in the Clarion are purely those of the editors and do not
       necessarily reflect the opinion of The Rotary Club of Claremont, the Club President, or
       the Rotary organisation.

       Volume 35: No 01.                                   Tuesday, 01 July 2008


Jimmy Warner is recovering from a successful operation at Kingsbury Hospital in
Claremont. He is going to be house bound for at least a month and I am sure would
appreciate some visitors. He will be in hospital for a day or two before he returns home so I
suggest you contact Louise for an update. Visiting Hours are 15h00 to 16h00 and 9h00 to
20h00. On behalf of the Club I would like to wish him a speedy recovery. Ed

                                          COMMENT

We have come to the end of yet another Rotary year; pretty successful I think.

Congratulations to Paul Roux on the way he has led the Club, and for his initiatives, particularly the
Outreach Project which has enabled us to share some of our income with smaller, rural Clubs in
our District. I particularly liked the way he handled meetings and his dry sense of humour, which he
really needed on a few occasions!

Good luck to Peter Rogers. I can assure him that to lead this Club is a pleasure and a privilege
which he will enjoy.
Jimmy Warner

   1. Sergeant Roy Cheek open meeting at 18.45 sharp.
   2. Bill Phillips said Grace.
   3. President Paul Roux did toasts.
                                              SPOTS

           a) John Burdes reminded everyone about the cheque handover/s for the FNB Big
              Walk on Thursday 26th June and appealed for more members to attend due to only
              having eleven on the list as of tonight.
           b) Peter Rogers appealed to whoever was assistant editor to get the minutes to him by
              Friday night before the meeting.
           c) Ken Sturgeon updated the meeting on the status of next years Argus and
              mentioned that due to road works on Main road through Muizenberg and Kalk Bay,
              they might have to divert riders over Boyes Drive or over Ou Kaapse Weg. The
              Argus team is hoping this will not be the case as this is not the ideal route for the
              race.


                                              SERGEANT’S SPOT

Sergeant Roy Cheek then had his turn at the Sergeant’s spot and had everyone in top form with
his Trivial Pursuit session. It is obvious that he favours certain groups and ignored others!!!!! Good
fun and laughs all round and a job well done.

                                              PRESIDENT’S SPOT

President Paul introduced our guests Tracey Hansen and Jocelyn Daly.
Past President Paul then handed the presidential chain over to Peter Rogers the incoming
President.
Tony Da Silva introduced new guests, Gail Stockenström and Carole Gardiner.
President Paul then closed the meeting in peace and harmony at…….

                                       DUTY ROSTER
If you are unable to do your duty for unforeseeable circumstances please arrange a stand-in and let the
Sergeant for that meeting know and please inform the Master Sergeant, Frank Muggleston 0823202096.
      Date                July 1            July 08             July 15               June 22        July 29
     Venue
                      Kelvin Grove        Kelvin Grove        Kelvin Grove       Kelvin Grove      PARTNERS
                      6.15 For 6.45       6.15 For 6.45       6.15 For 6.45        6.15 For         EVENING
                                                                                   6.45pm         Kelvin Grove
                                                                                                   7 for 7.30pm
    Sergeant          Tony da Silva        Jaap Dekker      Chris Du Plessis     James Louw       Alain Huchon
   Attendance       Frank Muggleston/   Lionel Overmeyer/     Bill Phillips/        Lionel        Peter Trebble/
                      Lionel Morkel         Bill Phillips     Jo Maxwell          Overmeyer/      Tony da Silva
                                                                                 Peter Trebble
    Fellowship        Suzy Himely          Bill Phillips    Lionel Overmeyer     Henry Septoe     Rochelle Myers
       Grace         Rochelle Myers       Debbie Nash            Liz Rose        Ken Sturgeon       John Ryall
  Intro. Speaker                          James Louw            John Ryall        Jo Maxwell       Ken Sturgeon

    Speaker            Committee          My Job Talk             TBA                   TBA           TBA
                        Meetings         Peter Trebble

 Thank Speaker                             Eion Brown       Alois Kornmuller           Frank      Lionel Morkel
                                                                                     Muggleston
 Four Way Test;                                                                                    John Burdes
Comment/Editorial    Alois Kornmuller    Brian Bohlmann       Gill Bohlmann       Eion Brown
  Asst. Editor       Maurice Bergoff     George Viljoen        Neil Jeffrey     Brian Bohlmann    Gill Bohlmann
    Rotaract           Eion Brown/                          John Burningham/
  Attendance           John Burdes                             Roy Cheek




                                   Anniversaries & Birthdays
        JULY
         1           Peter                         ROGERS                 Birthday
         2           Ted & Wilma                   PARLABEAN              Wedding
         6           Wilma                         PARLABEAN              Birthday
         8           Mark                          LANCASTER              Birthday




                              Best wishes to all of you and many more.




                                   FORTHCOMING EVENTS.
        15 July 2008         AG Visit
        29 July 2008         Partners Evening
        2 December 2008      DG Visit
                                    FOR A LAUGH
A Danish alternative newspaper wondered why Americans would even hold an election based on
the following rationale:

"We in Denmark cannot figure out why you are even bothering to hold an election. On one side,
you have a woman who is a lawyer (Clinton), married to a lawyer. Alternatively, you have a
lawyer (Obama) who is married to a woman who is a lawyer.

On the other side, you have a war hero (McCain) who is married to a good looking woman with big
tits, who owns a beer company.

Is there really a contest there?"

                                            **********


Mike was going to be married to Karen so his father sat him down for a little chat.
 He said, 'Mike, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off
my pants, handed them to your mother, and said, 'Here - try these on.'
She did and said, 'These are too big. I can't wear them.' I replied,'
Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will.'
Ever since that night, we have never had any problems.' Hmmm,' said Mike.
He thought that might be a good thing to try.
On his honeymoon, Mike took off his pants and said to Karen,' here - try these on.'
She tried them on and said, 'These are too large. They don’t fit me.'
Mike said, 'Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will.
I don't want you to ever forget that.'
Then Karen took off her pants and handed them to Mike.
She said,’ Here- you try on mine.'
He did and said, 'I can't get into your pants.'
Karen said, 'Exactly. And if you don't change your smart-ass attitude, you never will.'




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