On the Bright Side
A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy. Shortly after
he recovers from his an anesthetic, his surgeon comes in
and tells him: "Well, I've got good news and I've got bad
news for you."
"Give me the bad news first, Doc." says the patient.
"I'm afraid that we accidentally cut your balls off during
surgery, son."
"Oh my god!" the patient cries, breaking into tears.
“But the good news,” the doctor adds, “is that we had them
biopsied and you’ll be relieved to know that they weren’t
malignant!”