Bill Gates - Friday Funny
I was in the VIP lounge last week en route to Seattle. I was waiting to meet a very
important, though tardy, client who would fly to Seattle with me. While in the lounge, I
noticed Bill Gates sitting on the chesterfield enjoying a cognac. Being a forward kind of
guy, I approached Mr. Gates and introduced myself.
I explained to him that I was conducting some very important business and would
appreciate it if he could say "Hello, Peter" when I was with my client. He agreed.
Ten minutes later while I was conversing with my client, I felt a tap on my shoulder.
Turning I saw that it was Bill Gates right on cue. Acting pleasantly surprised, Bill smiled
at me and said, "Well hello, Peter, how are you?"
To which I replied "Fuck off, Gates. I'm in a meeting".