Computer Jokes
Computers!!!
To err is human, but to mess up things very badly you need a computer.
Female Computer
The top six reasons that computers are female. 6. As soon as you have one, a
better one is just around the corner. 5. No one but the creator understands the
internal logic 4. Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to
memory for future reference. 3. The native language used to communicate
with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else. 2. The message
"Bad Command or File Name" is about as informative as : "If you don't
know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you". AND
THE NUMBER ONE REASON COMPUTERS ARE FEMALE: 1. As soon
as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half of your
paycheck on accessories for it.
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ERRR...... OH........ OUCH........ OINK........
computerised
We have fully computerised our organisation. The first computer tells what's
wrong with second computer and the second tells whats wrong with first.
spacebardefect
Our office is fully computerised and we all are in a network. Once the space
bar of my key board was not working. I dialed to the system administrator
several times. But got no response. At last I got an idea and wished to
complaint by sending a message to him. The message was
"SPACEBARISSTRUCKPLEASECOMESOON". The very next day the
administrator was rubmling with Oxford's World Dictionary,Chambers
Dictionary and a Collins Cobuild.
laugh laugh
what do you call a man with one hair on his head Icbal singh.
electrician
What do call a east indian electricians wife? Currento ….
Keralite
It is wrong to say that the law of gravity was invented by a foreigner. Infact
it was discovered by one Indian Malyalee-Keralite. One day he was sitting
under a coconut tree and and one coconut fell on his head but he was unable
to tell the theory to the world because he died instantly.
Difference
Q: What's the difference between a computer and a woman? A: A computer
will take a three and a half inch floppy.
rip off doctor
who is a doctor? a doctor is a person who cures your ills, with all the pills,
and then kills you with all his bills.
Keyboard
Fatal error : Keyboard not present , Press F1 to continue.
why God made woman?????
Q. Why did God make women? A. When he made a man, he stepped back
and scratched his head and said, " i can do better than that" ...
Wise women
There were 4 characters in a room, a wise man, a wise woman, dracula and
mickey mouse. Someone gets up and switches off the lights, guess who? A.
The wise woman, coz all others r fictitious characters.....( hey I am not a
feminist, ok !!).
Paintbrush
how does a surd,a computer proffessional, paint his house. A: Using
Paintbrush.
Bill Clinton
Bill Clinton was taking bath in marina beach. Suddenly his feet slip the
ground and he started sinking . He souted " F1 ...F1... F1... " , but no one
came for help. Bad luck with computer.
"C" jokes
struct Indian_Bachelor_software_professional { double standards; short
sighted; long time_between_visits_to_India; float horoscope; void girlfriend;
char desperate; }; struct Married_Indian_Software_Professional { double
trouble; short changed; long sighs; float hopes; void independence; char
philosophical; }; struct Indian_Engaged_software_professional { double
time_at_work; // to get long vacation to India short attention_span; long
phone_calls_to_India; float on_cloud_nine; void bank_balance; char edgy;
}; struct Indian_Newly_Married_software_professional { double
dinner_invitations; short time_at_work; long lunch_breaks; float
wife_resumes; void bank_balance; char hen_pecked; }; struct
Indian_husband_wife_software_professional { double income; short temper;
long time_no_see; float new_software_company; void love_life; char
money_minded; };