Review by: Garrett S.
INDEX:
• The System
• Games
THE SYSTEM:
I still can’t understand
why the heck anyone
would change a great
name like the
Revolution to “Wii…”
But in any case here is
some info on the lamely
titled new Nintendo
system.
System Specs:
The Wii is about as thick as 3 CD cases. It’s
controller has a motion sensor. It has
backward compatibility to Nintendo
Gamecube games. The Wii also has a feature
to download NES, SNES, and other old
Nintendo games via the internet (For a price).
With a release date of 10/1/06 and a price of
$200.00-$250.00, it will be the cheapest next-
gen. system on the market.
AND SOME OF THE WII’S
GAMES:
• Super Smash Bros. Brawl
• Project H.A.M.M.E.R.
• Super Monkey Ball Banana Blitz
SUPER SMASH BROS.
BRAWL
Yes,the insane action
fighting game is coming
to the Wii! With new
levels and characters
such as Wario, Pit,
Meta Knight, and Snake
(from Metal Gear Solid).
It’s release date is
11/1/06. Plus, the high
quality graphics define
EVERY STICH of
Mario’s overalls!
Project H.A.M.M.E.R.
In this Wii title, you are an
android. You beat the
crud out of other
androids with a huge
hammer……. That’s
all… Sounds fun, right?
(Release date is
12/1/06.) Sorry, no
music for this game.
SUPER MONKEY BALL
BANANA BLITZ
Here’s a concept: monkeys, in balls
entertaining humans for hours
on end. Obviously, this game
has some kind of freaky mind
control power. Hopefully, this
new addition to the series will
not include the totally pathetic
storyline of Super Monkey Ball
2, or the touchy controls (and I
mean that literally) of Super
Monkey Ball DS. Banana Blitz is
said to have a release date of
3/30/07, 50+ party games, and
the ability to jump. (Which, in
my opinion, defeats the purpose
of the game but…)
ROY+BIX
QuickTime™ an d a
MPEG-4 Video decompressor
are need ed to see this p icture .
THAT’S ALL 4 NOW,
C U LATER!