“He is the most perfect Muslim whose disposition is best; and the best of
you are they who behave best to their wives”
“That person is not a perfect Muslim who eateth his fill, and leaveth his
neighbors hungry”
“If Woody Allen were a Muslim, he'd be dead by now.”
“Becoming a true Muslim, a disciple of the faith of Mohammed, let him put
aside the delusion of death and life.”
“Evidently the elected class is aware of the Muslim aversion to pork”
“Make modesty your circumcision, and good conduct your fast. In this way,
you shall be a true Muslim.”