Mock Election SCRIPT 2002

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					                               Intro
Covington: Welcome to the second Annual senior mock awards!
This evening is packed full of awards and talent put together to
help say farewell to the seniors. This is our way of saying thank
you for the past four years. But, lets get this started right away.
Here to present the first award is Claire Schumacher and Jennie
Hill
                          Friendliest

Female 1: Come out and shake random audience members hands

Come on stage

Female 2: Wow we just made some new friends
Female 1: How true. Speaking of people who are good at making
friends..




Male: And the male nominees are:
 Andy Brenner
 Joe Holbrook
 Jason Neiman
Female: And the winner is (Open the card)

Female: And the female nominees are:
 Jessica Freeland
 Meagan Herrera
 Pam Montalto
 Male: And the winner is (Open the card)
                           Class Flirts


Nora: Flirt with Jared as if you were a ditz, make it humorous
Jared: Kind of ignore her, act as if she is just stupid

And the nominees are…..

Male: And the male nominees are:
 Adrian Avila
 Dennis McCabe
 Jason Neiman
Female: And the winner is (Open the card)

Female: And the female nominees are:
 Jenna Adamson
 Brandi Boudreau
 Crystal Stefforia
Male: And the winner is (Open the card)
             Most Likely to be in Sports Illustrated


Male: Wear jersey and read magazine
Female: Look at him in a funny way and ask him what he his
doing
Male: Answer with “oh sorry I was just dreaming of being a
sports star”
Female: Laugh and say “keep dreaming buddy lets talk about
some people with a real shot at getting in Sports Illustrated.”



Male: And the male nominees are:
 Jared Adamson
 Mike Frantz
 Casey Livingston
Female: And the winner is (Open the card)

Female: And the female nominees are:
 Lindsay Campbell
 Ashley Lapeer
 Shannon Tylen
Male: And the winner is (Open the card)
                          Crest Kids


Male: Come out brushing your teeth
Female: Ask “What are you doing john we have to present an
award
Male: say “I’m just trying to look as good as these nominees
do”
Female: Here are the nominees



Male: And the male nominees are:
 Tom Glaesar
 Judd Herzer
 Brandon Morey
Female: And the winner is (Open the card)

Female: And the female nominees are:
 Becky Christy
 Katie Digiusto
 Pam Montalto
 Stephanie Thibert
Male: And the winner is (Open the card)
                          Best Laugh

Male: hey I heard this new joke
Female: whats that
Male: This guy walks into a bar and guess what he says?
Female: What?
Male: Ouch!

Female: Laugh funny(stupid funny)


Male: And the male nominees are:
 Aaron Jurzysta
 Chris Schlaudraff
 Steve Schroeder
Female: And the winner is (Open the card)

Female: And the female nominees are:
 Jessica Freeland
 Christina Mansell
 Heather Putney
Male: And the winner is (Open the card)
                      The Joiner Award
Female 1: ok we have got to hurry this up here.
Female 2: why would we need to do that?
Female 1: Well I have ________ and __________ and
___________ to do and I have to get going.
Female 2: ok “miss do-it-all” we’ll get going I just hope these
nominees handle their activities better than you do.




Male: This award is
Male: And the male nominees are:
 Jason Neiman
 Matt Neiman
 Jared Shirkey
Female: And the winner is (Open the card)

Female: And the female nominees are:
 Holly Ellis
 Meagan Herrera
 Heather Putney
Male: And the winner is (Open the card)
                      Dancing Machines


Jon: Shake your groove
thing!!!!!!(DANCE)(APPROPRIATLY!!!!!!!)
Lindsey: Wow , Jon, that was wonderful(very sarcastically)
How bout we just move on o the nominees before you embarrass
your self more

Announce the nominees


Male: And the male nominees are:
 Adam Klemmer
 Steve Meredith
 Drew Seals
Female: And the winner is (Open the card)

Female: And the female nominees are:
 Courtney Blake
 Rachel Collins
 Heather Putney
Male: And the winner is (Open the card)
                        Worry Warts




Female: Do I look O.K.?
Male: Yea, you look great.
Female: Are you sure because
Male: Don’t worry about it.

Male: And the male nominees are:
 Brad Baden
 Theo Chiakmakis
 Ryan Keck
 Brandon Kling
Female: And the winner is (Open the card)

Female: And the female nominees are:
 Heather Briddick
 Holly Ellis
 Tracy Mollan
Male: And the winner is (Open the card)
                   Energetic and Outgoing


Male: ( Run to podium then run around it when you get there)
Female: _____ Settle down spaz! (stop him from running)
Male: im sorry im just so excited to be here
Female: well we need to get to these nominees


Male: And the nominees are………



Male: And the male nominees are:
 Eric Galliker
 Jason Neiman
 Drew Seals
Female: And the winner is (Open the card)

Female: And the female nominees are:
 Jessica Freeland
 Sammie Hicks
 Lindsey Moore
Male: And the winner is (Open the card)
                    Gonna Win a Grammy
Female: Do re me fah so la te doh(the doh like homer simpson)
Male: Right, um I hope the nominees sound better than that
Female (sings) and the nominees are….




Male: And the male nominees are:
 Dave Heileman
 Mike Konik
 Jared Shirkey
Female: And the winner is (Open the card)

Female: And the female nominees are:
 Lindsay Campbell
 Alicia Psciuk
 Autumn Walters
Male: And the winner is (Open the card)
                         Apple Polishers

Male: First of all I would like to thank Mr. Covington, he sure is
doing a great job tonight! I also want to thank all my teachers for
being such wonderful all around people…
Female: Paul,quit it ……. It just doesn’t work for you.
Male: Oh come on now im being serious
Female: and the nominees are…..


Male: And the male nominees are:
 Adrian Avila
 Brad Baden
 Rod Green
Female: And the winner is (Open the card)

Female: And the female nominees are:
 Jenna Adamson
 Paula Colpitts
 Danielle Matthys
 Lindsey Moore
Male: And the winner is (Open the card)
                          Angel Eyes
Ashley: just stare into space, pretend to be thinking about
someones eyes.
Kim: ask her what she is doing
Ashley: oh, sorry, I was just thinking about the people I know
with beautiful eyes
Kim: While we are on that subject lets introduce the nominees


Male: And the male nominees are:
 Frank Ferlito
 Jeremy Hill
 Dave Vogel
Female: And the winner is… (Open the card)

Female: And the female nominees are:
 Sarah Cook
 Lindsey DeHenau
 Megan Holm
 Sandy Marchlewski
Male: And the winner is… (Open the card)
                 Presidential Candidates 2028
         ( Justin keep your hands on the podium!!!!!!)


Male: For score and seven years ago….
Female: You promised no speeches when you campaigned for
this!
Male: Everyone knows that campaign promises are crap
Female: Here’s some people that make good on their promises
Male: and the nominees are….


Male: And the male nominees are:
 Brad Baden
 Jason Neiman
 Matt Neiman
Female: And the winner is (Open the card)

Female: And the female nominees are:
 Holly Ellis
 Meagan Herrera
 Heather Putney
Male: And the winner is (Open the card)
                       Dressed to Impress

Lisa: Mark Twain once said “ Clothes make the man, naked people
have little or no influenence on society”
Jessica: Boy am I glad these people are dressed to impress
And the nominees are



Male: And the male nominees are:
 Frank Ferlito
 Tom Glaesar
 Brandon Kling
 Scott Redfield
 Josh Schilling
Female: And the winner is (Open the card)

Female: And the female nominees are:
 Dayna Duffiney
 Megan Holm
 Lindsay DeHenau
Male: And the winner is (Open the card)
                       Rebel Children
Danna: So Erin what did you do last weekend?
Erin: Well…….I kind of got in trouble
Danna: No way.. not you?
Erin: Yeah my parents caught me um………cleaning my room
Danna: No you did not ……….. You Rebel
Erin: Well not really but these nominees are



Male: And the male nominees are:
 Matt Paulun
 Scott Shine
 Charlie Sims
Female: And the winner is (Open the card)

Female: And the female nominees are:
 Paula Colpitts
 Michelle Demeulenaere
 Nichole Heald
 Lauren Schweihofer
Male: And the winner is (Open the card)
                    On the way to an Oscar

Male: Stars can be funny people
Female: Yeah I know they work their whole life to become well
known….
Male: Then they wear sunglasses and hats to hide from their fans
Female: Well hopefull these nominees don’t become that way




Male: And the male nominees are:
 Steve Meredith
 Drew Seals
 Jared Shirkey
Female: And the winner is (Open the card)

Female: And the female nominees are:
 Sammie Hicks
 Alicia Psciuk
 Mary Westrick
Male: And the winner is (Open the card)
                         Most Unique
Female: Im so upset
Male: Why is that?
Female: Im not unique enough
Male: Of course you are,  these people just stand out more
than the rest.



Male: And the male nominees are:
 Judd Herzer
 Scott Redfield
 Chris Schlaudraff
Female: And the winner is (Open the card)

Female: And the female nominees are:
 Michelle Demeulenaere
 Danielle Ratcliffe
 Rachel Stepp
Male: And the winner is (Open the card)
                      Class Philosophers




Female: What do you get when you cross th Godfather and a
Philosopher
Male: I don’t know
Female: An offer you cant understand



Male: And the male nominees are:
 Jesse Arnold
 Rod Green
 Nathan Lukaszewski
Female: And the winner is (Open the card)

Female: And the female nominees are:
 Elizabeth Bruer
 Justin Phillips
 Autumn Walters
Male: And the winner is (Open the card)
                        Red and Blue
                       (Most Spirited)

Have Fun with it. Do a cheer or whatever. I don’t really care as
long as it is appropriate(not that I have to remind you two)

Male: And the male nominees are:

 Geoffrey Fouchey
 Judd Herzer
 Drew Seals
Female: And the winner is… (Open the card)

Female: And the female nominees are:
 Candice Caie
 Meagan Herrera
 Lindsey Moore
Male: And the winner is… (Open the card)
                           Junkiest Car
Jon: Man these people have some really terrible cars, they are just
ugly, if I was them id put my car in the dump.
Kate: Hey Jon…….Do YOU even have a car
Jon: Ummmmm…. Lets get to the nominees
And the nominees are



Male: And the male nominees are:
 Tom McHaney
 Charlie Sims
 Tyler Wilund
Female: And the winner is (Open the card)

Female: And the female nominees are:
 Sarah McGuire
 Crystal Stefforia
 Sarah Zuelhke
Male: And the winner is (Open the card)
                          Hottest Ride


Female1: I saw the coolest thing the other day
Female 2: Oh yeah whats that
Female 1: A car that was floating in the water
Female 2: Wow that sounds exciting, it’s a good thing these
people have cars that are still on dry land


And the nominees are……..


Male: And the male nominees are:
 Mike Frantz
 Casey Livingston
 Derek Sargent
Female: And the winner is (Open the card)

Female: And the female nominees are:
 Jessica Bitnar
 Nicole Consiglio
 Kirsten Klieman
Male: And the winner is (Open the card)
                          Dear Abby


Female: Have you ever met one of those people whom you can
talk to about anything and you just know they will listen?
Male: huh……. Oh sure………im positive itll grow back for you
Female: Yeah well at least I know I can get help from these
nominees




Male: And the male nominees are:
 Andy Cavis
 Tim Griffor
 Jason Neiman
 Tom Watson
Female: And the winner is (Open the card)

Female: And the female nominees are:
 Nichole Heald
 Meagan Herrera
 Katharyn Gorecki
Male: And the winner is (Open the card)
                         Geek to Chic


Stephanie: Wow that’s a good look for you, what happened to
the frizzy hair, funny glasses and pocket protector you used to
have.
Ann: Well I have made a few changes over the past couple of
years, just as these nominees have




Male: And the male nominees are:
 Jeremy Hill
 Brandon Kling
 Scott Redfield
Male: And the winner is (Open the card)

Female: And the female nominees are:
 Anna Barnes
 Dawnielle Sommer
 Crystal Stefforia
Female: And the winner is (Open the card)
                          Class Artist
Male: (carrying pen and notepad)____(on stage draws a picture
of a flower or a stick figure) (holds it up to the audience) To
female: What do you think?
Female: I think that it’s a wonderful picture of a (whatever the
picture is)
Male: No!!! Its my representation of the 90’s grunge rock scene.
Female: I’m sorry, well here are some actually good artists. And
the nominees are….




Male: And the male nominees are:
 Bryant Cook
 Joe Holbrook
 Matt Neiman
 Oskar Piegsa
 Dave Vogel
Female: And the winner is (Open the card)

Female: And the female nominees are:
 Jackie Beal
 Kirsten Klieman
 Kristen Williams
Male: And the winner is (Open the card)
                      Non-stop Talkers

Female 1: Talk about something non-stop (ignore other person)
Female 2: try to interrupt
Female 1 : (eventually be interrupted)
Female 2: Finally(frustrated like)….and the nominees are




Male: And the male nominees are:
 Todd Askew
 Jeremy Hill
 Brandon Kling
Female: And the winner is (Open the card)

Female: And the female nominees are:
 Lindsey Moore
 Crystal Stefforia
 Natasha Warchol
Male: And the winner is (Open the card)
                         Best Friends
Female 1: Hey _____ do you remember in second grade when we
played on the swingset together?
Female 2: uh no,………sorry
Female 1: (Disappointed) Well um yeah those were fun times
Female 2: Well here is something I do remember, the
nominees for best friends.




Male: And the male nominees are:
 Mike Frantz & Casey Livingston
 Andy Seals & Steve Meredith
 Matt Paulun & Pat Stilwell
Female: And the winner is (Open the card)

Female: And the female nominees are:
 Cori Barrons & Meagan Herrera
 Holly Ellis & Katie Dingeman
 Lindsey Moore & Ashley Lapeer
Male: And the winner is (Open the card)
                         Unsung Heroes
Male: You know, there are a lot of underappreciated people here at
good old st. clair high
Female: I know, and they’ve accomplished a lot of great things
Male: I can’t imagine what the school would be like without them.
Female: Things wouldn’t run as smoothly, that’s for sure
Male: To all the unsung heroes of our school. Thank You!
Female: And the nominees are




Male: And the male nominees are:
 Mike Frantz
 Jason Neiman
 Dave Vogel
Female: And the winner is (Open the card)

Female: And the female nominees are:
 Holly Ellis
 Kristen Grafton
 Heather Putney
Male: And the winner is (Open the card)
                    Match Made in Heaven

Have fun with it. Play it up. Ask me if you are terribly
strapped for ideas.




Male: And the nominees are:
 John Boulier & Jackie Beal
 Joe Holbrook & Pam Montalto
 Chris Nicol & Jennica Grafton
Female: And the winner is (Open the card)
                        Class Comedian




Male: Knock Knock?
Female: Whos there?
Male: Orange.
Female: Orange who?
Male: Orange you glad I didn’t say banana

Or any other stupid joke you want to use(appropriate of course)

Female: Ha Ha yeah so um getting to the actually funny people,
here are the nominees for class comedian
Male: And the male nominees are:
 Frank Ferlito
 Eric Galliker
 Mike Morley
Female: And the winner is (Open the card)

Female: And the female nominees are:
 Cori Barrons
 Jessica Freeland
 Sammie Hicks
 Kirsten Klieman
Male: And the winner is (Open the card)
            Most Likely to Find a Cure for Cancer



Female: Achoo!! Achoo!!
Male: Do you need a handkerchief?
Female: No (snort) I’m fine (wipes nose on Male’s sleeve)
Male: Are you sure? Because these people might be able to help
you.
Female: Yes I’m ok, And the, Achoo!!, nominees are




Male: And the male nominees are:
 Jesse Arnold
 Brad Baden
 Andy Cavis
Female: And the winner is (Open the card)

Female: And the female nominees are:
 Angie McLeod
 Tracy Mollan
 Emily Stockwell
Male: And the winner is (Open the card)
                    Most Likely to Succeed


Male: So, what do you want to do after high school?
Female: I want to go to college and get married and have 8 kids!!!
Male: I want to live in my parents basement and watch T.V. all
day.
Female: Well that sounds like fun. You should take a hint from
these nominees…




Male: And the male nominees are:
 Brad Baden
 Andy Cavis
 Rod Green
 Matt Neiman
Female: And the winner is (Open the card)

Female: And the female nominees are:
 Angie McLeod
 Lindsey Moore
 Emily Stockwell
Male: And the winner is (Open the card)
                              Ending
Covington: Thank you all for coming tonight. Congratulations to
all of the winners. I hope that you all enjoyed the evening. Best of
luck to all of the class of 2002!

				
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