Three parts…
Comic book
Ideas 1
Ideas 2
Comic
edit: FRIDAY 13th (hehehe so lame) are we making a comic book, a book, or a scrapbook? (the
first two are completely computer generated)
so we are gonna make a comic book/photo album for ms petrulis XD the stuff in italics isnt
included in the actual book. it is not actually in chronological order, although we make it seem
like everything happened in two weeks - the dates of the pics will be cut off
story so far:
"you may remember us as the random students who made you act in the 'year 12 film' in 2005,
that miraculously (?) wasnt actually on it.. we apologise for that, and to compensate, here are
some compromising photos of ourselves. no, dont screw up your face like that!"
+next page+
"in case you dont know who we are"
+insert sad faces+
"we are 'david-the-guy-that-does-arts-and-sciences-that-everyone-thinks-does-economics', and
'zinah-the-girl-who-apparently-does-accounting-which-is-not-a-core-subject-for-economic-and-
social-sciences'" (is that too random? i just want them to know what courses we are doing, coz
theyre bound to wonder)
"here we are standing outside our psychology lecture. (why arent we in it, you ask? well thats not
part of the story!!!) one unexpected part of psyc that we studied was statistics... well then, lets
put it to some use!"
+next box+
"we lazy usyd-ers go to uni for 26 weeks. if our lives are normal, then strange events would only
occur every +insert fake statistic here+ actually keep that part in it.. so, from our powers of
deduction, any week chosen randomly could be considered as typical of our uni lives"
yea i know that is ironic.. but thats the point isnt it?
+next page+
"so we start our story on monday, 4th august - the day after fathers day. but at uni, no one asks
what they got for their dad, coz no one is close enough. instead, people drink their emotions out
at the bar"
+insert pic of hermans+
"i know, youre all thinking this"
+insert pic of marshie in hermans+
"oh.. by the way, this is what we like to call a marshie. they are little balls of emotion that are
used to express.. well.. our emotions, when we cant find words for the situation - which, in
zinah's case, happens quite often."
+insert pic of me with caption: when i grow up, i wanna be a statis.. statis.. statiseeean..+
"this is what we like to call a 'danze marshie', coz it kinda looks like the expression daniel zhang
likes making, to suggest that the other person is an idiot of some sort. this one over here..."
+insert zinahs marshie+
"doesnt really have a name, but is sometimes nicknamed 'the breakdancing marshie', because
when you turn it upside down, it spins for ages (according to a friend footnote this or something,
saying that a friend may not have really said that)."
"ok, so what happened to the story? nothing i tells you! we are just communicating in a
specialised language only comprehended by highly intelligent life forms (or should we say that
were stoopid?), also known as uni students (glossary in the back)" +insert pic of nyan
surprised+
"this is nyan, our school captain (he always will be in our minds), although that picture doesnt
quite show the essence of his character. you see, at that moment, he was lunching, when all of a
sudden, this camera floats out of the bar at full speed and flashes this bright light! he knew that
was going to happen, so put on some sunnies - only an advanced biomedical engineer would do
that"
we should try to concentrate on ppls who went to cumbo, and try to make them appear in the
story over and over again, so that they can give ms petrulis a message - that we incorporate
nicely into the story.. oh and im trying to put in everyones degrees as well, in case they forgot
"on the topic of +insert random subject+, here is +name of someone+"
more story...
"wenty (should we put stars next to things in the glossary?). it is our home." +pic of wenty, then
pic of my train ticket, saying 'wentworthville'+
"without the sky in the photo, it is a pretty ugly building"
"so why dont we show you a picture of the sky? and yes. it is a pair (?) of tongs in the trees. they
have been set up coincidentally (?) by some arts verge festival people, coincidentally on davids
bday"
more story.. like maybe a tour around the uni
"this is the 'health station'."
+take a pic of the side, where it says that there is yoghurt and stuff in it+
"it has lots of nutritious snacks, like chips. and also chocolate pandas"
"unfortunately, they dont actually leave the vending machine - thats why it is a health station -
youre not allowed to eat it"
+pic of the vending machine+
"this is the wilkinson building. also known as katie's building. we dont see her very often, since
she is slightly off campus (like.. one street away), but they have their own cafe.. anyway, we
didnt (or should we keep on visiting her until we do and pretend we did see her?)"
+insert pic of broken window and ground+
"looks like someone got angry that they didnt get their pandees!"
+insert other pics of broken windows+
"they really were angry.."
"but with davids bday actually.. officially over, its time to do some assignments... and.. maybe
skipping class to do them.."
"but the thought of cumbo teachers helped us get back on track"
+insert pic of ms mitchel+
"after the annoying assignment due before 945am the next morning, it was time to do something
crazy~~ usyd was too boring."
story about unsw
"and for convenience, the marshies travel the world with us"
story about other unis
we say at the end how it is 'soooooooooo' a typical week coz we dont usually see anyone around
Ideas 1
ok so that my book does not clog up with non-nurdy material, here are the ideas that we come up
with randomly.. patent pending!!!
these things written here are just ideas.. not ALL of them are necessarily going to be in the film
story ideas: (coz dammit, that anime really stole our ideas!)
mr tangs emphasis
inside metro culture (i dont even remember what this means)
'this service has been disabled because you have insufficient funds' (what was the
'service' again?)
talking to each other through text message in lectures
choking at the thought of actuarial studies
ninjas in haymarket (meeeeeeeeeeeeee)
'cant filter out spam? try anti-zinah! only $29.95 at co-op bookstores!'
the comic we made in econ / stalker protecting my baby~~
'this is zinah. shes a spammer, so we cant show you her face, but we can show you.. her
online rants..'
usyd person: 'wait.. what does uts stand for again?
'if only there was something to protect my face from the sun' +imagines overhanging
circle thingy thats gives shade+ +boy with cap walks by+ 'I know! a hat!!!!'
zinah drinks tea.. then drinks coke.. one hour later, she cant work out why she cant fall
asleep. the next morning she wakes up to the sounds of her alarm clock. "omg!! coz of
the caffeine! idiot!"
the usyd 'directory/sign' randomly ringing like a phone?!
my anime run? (the 100m anime dash!)
aww i miss the curry cutee XD
sound recording of a water feature / usyd water feature that makes rainbows
guys trying to gossip - like saying the wrong names for ppls and 'what was i talking about
again?'
su jins reaction to gossip~~~ david: _________ break up // su jin: what?! they were going
out?!
david: guess what nash she (the girl in front of us) is // me: er +stoopid guesses+ // su jin:
asian // me: waa? but look at her skin! // david: i know~~ // +i look at my arm+ // girl in
front of us looks at her arm // us: = |
kevin constantly appearing at uni for no reason~~ seriously.. at 1:30 on friday: why are
you at uni? // kevin: to play poker at 5~~ like.. what the?
the random macho guy david saw once on the train listening to the veronicas blasting
through his headphones~~ headbanging would be funnee XD
um i forgot what i was meant to write here
structure ideas:
have three 'mini movies', 5 mins long, that we can stick together to make one 15 min
movie. in between them all, we have ads. then we can put in bloopers, and alternate
endings. the three movies will consist of: one introductory/normal movie, random movie,
sequel to the first movie
the third movie will be a 'prequel': it shows the different stories of each person, which do
not link to each other, other than the fact that the transitions of the story exist in how the
people literally walk past each other (at the 'cross roads' of usyd lol).. at the end of that
one, it is suggested how these people meet each other, but thats it..
- someone waiting for the train vs. someone getting on the train vs. someone getting off
the train
- pretty much someone leaving vs. someone going somewhere
- it starts off with the main character getting out of bed, quickly going to the station, on
the train etc, with him/her narrating: "if you were to learn only one thing in your life, it
would be that no one really cares about you as much as you think they do. it is what we
like to call 'independence'. all this so called 'interaction' amongst groups and whatnot, is a
mere illusion to make ourselves appear more important in the hope that this really isnt
true. you could walk with the crowd; in the opposite direction; or not at all - no one will
ever notice because you are only one person - no different from everyone else" then
he/she sits down in his/her lect/tute, then the camera slowly moves to the door, where you
see the next character walk past, and go somewhere else.. then the stories really begin..
the main character's story (the person who said the emo crap) would have their story last..
the ending of this section would also be that you see them all in the same class at the end
of the day. but you dont see them talking to each other or anything.. it just ends like that..
ok so like whats with the emo beginning? it contradicts the fact that these characters are
friends (that you know from the beginning two sections) and makes you wonder how they
got to know each other / what happened (coz you think it is in chronological order)
the first movie is the 'sequel' or whatever.. and you dont find out how they meet each
other. by that time, they already are friends and stuff..
choose your own story? ('would you like david to be stalked by psyc guy or red eyes?')
OR MAYBE we should make a mini series - each episode is 5 mins each.. and so it
would be easier to think of a story for the movie
technical ideas:
can use my photo camera to film 45 mins of crap each time.. but gotta upload it every
time.. which means 45 mins of filming a day lol
we really need to buy ourselves a tripod.. but diff tripods for diff cameras dammit > <
Ideas 2
the biochem building:
- ghost theme, where we get stuck in lifts and get tired coz there are so many stairs @.@
institute building:
- also very ghosty
random ideas:
- what can you buy for $1.30 (donanananana)? answer: a small tub thingy of yoghurt and nothing
else
- donna going to the newsagencies to buy a 'very sturdy bag' which only cost her 20c with her
access card
Part 3
er.. ok now its a film trailer?