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Campfire Songs and Skits
Contents
Songs ..................................................................................................................................................................................... 1
Ain't Gonna Rain no More, no More ......................................................................................................................... 2
America, America ........................................................................................................................................................... 3
My Brother Bill ............................................................................................................................................................... 3
The Cat Came Back ....................................................................................................................................................... 3
Columbo .......................................................................................................................................................................... 4
Do Your Ears Hang Low? ............................................................................................................................................ 4
Ghost Chickens .............................................................................................................................................................. 5
Ging Gang Goolie.......................................................................................................................................................... 5
Got a Letter in the Mail ................................................................................................................................................. 6
Hawaiian Punch .............................................................................................................................................................. 6
Heap Big Smoke ............................................................................................................................................................. 6
I Don’t Want no More of Boy Scout Camp .............................................................................................................. 7
I love the Mountains ...................................................................................................................................................... 7
If I Go Crazy ................................................................................................................................................................... 8
It’s A Lie .......................................................................................................................................................................... 8
Johnny Verbek .............................................................................................................................................................. 10
Little Green Gopher .................................................................................................................................................... 10
Mountain Dew .............................................................................................................................................................. 10
Scout Vespers................................................................................................................................................................ 11
Scout Wetspers ............................................................................................................................................................. 12
Tell Me Why .................................................................................................................................................................. 12
Alice the Camel ............................................................................................................................................................. 12
Dog Cat .......................................................................................................................................................................... 12
Left my Jeans in New Orleans ................................................................................................................................... 13
Rooster Song ................................................................................................................................................................. 13
Songs
Here is a small selection of camp songs for both cub scouts and boy scouts alike. Many of these
songs have been passed down from generation to generation and are sung at scout camps across the USA.
Many even have background stories to add on to the effect of the song.
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In addition to this word document I will be adding these songs and maybe even a few more onto the
troop 000 website. They will be an interactive setup with stories, lyrics, and even a voice over for some of
them. This is just one of many resources available to make an amazing campfire for everyone involved.
Ain't Gonna Rain no More, no More
Chorus:
It ain’t gonna rain no more no more, ain’t gonna rain no more
How in the heck can I wash my neck if it ain’t gonna rain no more?
Rich girl uses cold cream, poor girl uses lard
My girl uses axel grease and rubs it twice as hard
Oh... (Chorus)
Rich drives a Cadillac, poor girl drives a Ford
My girl drives an old grey mule, and beats it with a board
Oh... (Chorus)
Rich girl bathes in a bathtub, poor girl bathes in a sink
My girl doesn’t bathe at all, and boy she really stinks!
Oh... (Chorus)
Peanut sittin' on a railroad track, heart was just a flutter
'Round comes engine number nine, toot toot peanut butter
Oh... (Chorus)
Chicken sitting on a railroad track, heart was all a flutter
'Round the bend came number ten, toot toot chicken salad
Oh... (Chorus)
Peter was a rabbit, a rabbit he is no more
For what he thought was a hole in the ground, was a hole in the outhouse floor
Oh... (Chorus)
Poor man lived by the sewer, by the sewer he died
They couldn’t call it murder, so they called it sewer-cide.
Oh... (Chorus)
Mary had a little lamb she fed it very well, one day she fed it dynamite
And blew it straight to...
Oh... (Chorus)
Mary had a little lamb, so goes the tale of yore
She loved that little lamb so much; she passed the plate for more
Oh... (Chorus)
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A doctor fell into a well, and broke his collar bone
We think that he should tend the sick, and leave the well alone
Oh... (Chorus)
America, America
America, America
How can I tell you how I feel?
You have given me many treasures
I love you so
My Brother Bill
My brother Bill is a fireman bold--he puts out fires
Last night he went to a fire I'm told--he puts out fires
The fire set off some dynamite, and blew poor Bill clear out of sight,
But where he's going, he'll be alright--'cause he puts out fires
The Cat Came Back
Old Man Johnson had some problems of his own
And he had a yellow cat that wouldn't live alone
He tried and he tried to give the cat away
But the cat always came back the very next day
Chorus:
The cat came back, the very next day
The cat came back; we thought he was a goner
But the cat came back
He just couldn't stay, away, away, away
Heh, heh, heh!
Gave the cat to a man goin' way out west
Told him for to give to the one he loved best
Train jumped the track, then it jumped the rail
An no one's left alive, to tell the gory tale
But... (Chorus)
Gave the cat to a man goin' up in a balloon
Told him for to take it to the man in the moon
Balloon touched down 'bout ninety miles away
And where the man is today I really couldn't say
But... (Chorus)
The man 'round the corner said he'd shoot that cat on sight
So he loaded up his gun with two sticks of dynamite
He waited and he waited for that cat to come around
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Ninety-seven pieces of the man was all they found
But... (Chorus)
A-bomb dropped just the other day
H-bomb followed in the very same way
China went, Russia went, then the USA
The whole human race, was gone without a trace
But... (Chorus)
Columbo
(leader) In fourteen-hundred and ninety-two (group repeat)
(leader) Sailin' 'round New Delhi (group repeat)
(leader) Walkin' 'round the streets of Spain (group repeat)
(leader) Sailin' hot tamalies (group repeat)
Chorus:
(leader) He said the world was round-o (group repeat)
(leader) They said it couldn't be found-o (group repeat)
(leader) That hypothetical, calculating, son of gun Columbo (group repeat)
(leader) He walked right up to the queen of Spain (group repeat)
(leader) And asked for ships and cargo (group repeat)
(leader) Said I'll be a son of a gun if I don't bring back Chicago (group repeat)
(leader) Well the first mate, the first mate (group repeat)
(leader) Yes he wore a biggin (group repeat)
(leader) Wrapped it twice around the mast, and used the rest for riggen' (group repeat)
Do Your Ears Hang Low?
Do your ears hang low? do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie them in knot? can you tie them in a bow?
Can you throw them over your shoulder, like a continental soldier?
Do your ears, hang, low?
Do your ears hang high? do they reach up to the sky?
Do they droop when they're wet? do they stiffen when they're dry?
Can you signal to your neighbor? with a minimal of labor?
Do your ears, hang, high?
Do your ears hang wide? do they flap from side to side?
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Do they wave in the breeze, from the slightest little sneeze?
Can you soar above the nation, with a feeling of elation?
Do your ears, hang, wide?
Ghost Chickens
A chicken farmer went out, one dark and dreary day
Resting by the coop, as he went along his way
When all at once a rotten egg hit him in the eye
It was the most dreaded, ghost chickens in the sky
Chorus:
Bok bok bok bok!
Bok bok bok bok!
Ghost chickens in the sky
The farmer has raised chickens, since he was twenty-four
Working for the Colonel, for thirty years or more
Killing all those chickens, and sending them to fry
Now all they want is revenge, ghost chickens in the sky
(Chorus)
Their beaks were black and shiny, their eyes were burning red
They had no meat nor feathers, these chickens all were dead
They picked up that poor farmer, they held him by the claw
They cooked 'em extra crispy, and served him with cole slaw
(Chorus)
Ging Gang Goolie
Ging gang gooli gooli gooli gooli watcha
Ging gang goo, ging gang goo
Ging gang gooli gooli gooli gooli watcha
Ging gang goo, ging gang goo
Heyla, heyla sheyla
Heyla sheyla, heyla ho
Heyla, heyla sheyla
Heyla sheyla, heyla ho
Shali walli, shali walli, shali walli, shali walli
Oom-pah, oom-pah, oomp-ah, oom-pah, ...
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(repeat and can sing in round)
Got a Letter in the Mail
(Leader) Got a letter in the mail (group repeat)
(Leader) Go to camp or go to jail (group repeat)
(Leader) And it won't be long (group repeat)
(Leader) 'Til I get on back home (group repeat)
(Leader) Me and Superman got in a fight (group repeat)
(Leader) Hit him hard with kryptonite (group repeat)
(Leader) Hit him hard and broke his brain (group repeat)
(Leader) Now I'm dating Lois Lane (group repeat)
(Leader) Me and Batman we fought too (group repeat)
(Leader) Hit him hard with my left shoe (group repeat)
(Leader) Hit him hard and broke the heel (group repeat)
(Leader) Now I drive the Batmobile (group repeat)
(Leader) Got a blanket in the sand (group repeat)
(Leader) And cream soda in my hand (group repeat)
(Leader) And it won't be long (group repeat)
(Leader) 'Til I get on back home (group repeat)
Hawaiian Punch
Here's the story, of a Dole banana
Who was living a in a great big bunch
All of them had peels of gold like their mother
The youngest one in green
Here's the story, of a ripe papaya
Who was living with three fruits of his own
They were four papayas living in the same tree
But they were all alone
'Til one day when the banana met the papaya
And they knew it was much more than a lunch
That one day they must form a soft drink
That's the way they became Hawaiian Punch!
Hawaiian Punch, Hawaiian Punch
That's the way they became Hawaiian Punch
Heap Big Smoke
Chorus:
Heap big smoke but no fire, Heap big smoke but no fire
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Him talk 'lot, but him not so hot,
Him a heap big smoke but no fire
Indian maiden heard love call
Sounding down from high mountain wall
She climbed up just to hear a big squawk
'Cause (insert name) hit his toe with a tomahawk
(Chorus)
(Insert name) him say 'em gonna catch 'em big bear
Make 'em for coat for squaw to wear
She said that'd be a feather in his cap
But he fell into his own bear trap
(Chorus)
I Don’t Want no More of Boy Scout Camp
I don’t want no more of Boy Scout camp
Hey ma I want to go, back where the toilets flow
Hey ma I want to go home
Well they say at Flaming Arrow, the tents are mighty fine
They’re made out of old newspapers and poison ivy vines
(Chorus)
They say at Flaming Arrow, the...
...chicken is mighty fine, one jumped on the table and started marching time
...rolls are mighty fine, one rolled off the table and killed a friend of mine
...girls are mighty fine, they’re either under seven or over 99
...coffee is mighty fine, it looks like muddy water and tastes like turpentine
...camp director is mighty fine, he acts like Adolf Hitler and looks like Frankenstein
...medical officer is mighty fine, you ask for just one band-aid and he gives you 99
...pancakes are mighty fine, they’re good to use as frisbees and wiping your behind
...toilets are the best, but my tentmate, he went last night-they haven't found him yet
...showers are mighty fine, you share them with the spiders, but they don't seem to mind
...doctor's mighty fine, my friend, he got a splinter, his funeral's at nine
...mosquitoes are really fine, they're big as helicopters, and biting all the time
I love the Mountains
I love the mountains
I love the rolling hills
I love the fountains
I love the daffodils
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I love the fireside
When all the lights are low
Boom dee ah duh, boom de ah duh
Boom dee ah duh, boom de ah duh
Boom dee ah duh, boom de ah duh
Boom dee ah duh, boom de ah duh
(repeat in round)
If I Go Crazy
I don't care if I go crazy
1-2-3-4-5-6 switch
Crazy go I if care don't I
6-5-4-3-2-1 switch
I don't care if I go crazy
1-6-2-5-3-4 switch
Crazy go I if care don't I
4-3-5-2-6-1 switch
(repeat)
It’s A Lie
I was born a hundred thousand years ago (years ago)
And there's nothing in this world that I don't know (I don't know)
I saw Peter, Paul, and Moses, playing ring around the roses
And I'll kiss the gal who says it isn't so (it isn't so)
Chorus:
It's a lie, it's a lie
Ship ahoy, ship ahey, ship-a-hi-hi-hi
Oh I sailed the seven seas, in my dirty dungarees
But I never ever ever saw a mermaid (a mermaid)
I saw Satan when he looked the Garden o'er
I saw Even and Adam driven from the door
I was 'round the corner peekin'
At the apple they were eatin'
In fact, I'm the guy who ate the core
(Chorus)
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I saw Cain kill Abel in the glade
And I know the game was poker that they played
I was hiding in the shrub, when he hit him with a club
And I know it was diamond, not a spade
(Chorus)
I saw Israel in the battle of the Nile
Where the arrows flew thick and fast and wild
When David with his sling, popped Goliath on the wing
I was doin' forty seconds to the mile
(Chorus)
I saw Jonah when he shoved off in the whale
And I thought he'd never live to tell the tale
But old Jonah'd eaten garlic, and he gave that whale the cholic
And it coughed him up and let him out of jail
(Chorus)
I saw Ceasar when he crossed the Rubicon
In fact I built the bridge he crossed it on
I saw Hannibal at home, and Nero burning Rome
And I even saw the fall of Babylon
(Chorus)
I saw Sampson when he laid the village cold
I saw Daniel tame the lions in their hold
I help build the tower of Babel, up as high as they were able
And there's lots of other things I haven't told
(Chorus)
You may not think this tale of mine is true
But what difference does it really make to you
I've been feeding you these lines, just to pass away the time
But now I'm gonna quit, because I'm through
(Chorus)
No, it's actually true-I'm done!
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Johnny Verbek
There was famous Dutchman, his name was Johnnie Verbeck
He specialized in sausages, and sauerkraut, and spec
He made the finest sausages, that ever you did see
And one day he invented, the wonderful sausage machine
Chorus:
Oh, Mister Johnnie Verbeck, how could you be so mean?
I told you you'd be sorry for inventing that machine
Now all the neighbors cats and dogs, will never more be seen
They'll all be ground to sausages, in Johnnie Verbeck's machine
One day a little Dutch boy, came walking in the store
He bought a pound of sausages, and piled them on the floor
The boy began to whistle, and whistled up a tune
And all the little sausages, went dancing around the room
(Chorus)
One day the thing got busted, the darn thing wouldn't go
So Johnnie Verbeck, he climbed inside, to see what made it so
His wife was having a nightmare, and walking in her sleep
She gave the crank an awful yank, and Johnnie Verbeck was meat!
(Chorus-with new meaning)
Little Green Gopher
The little green gopher came out of his hole, out of his hole, out of his hole
The little green gopher came out of his hole, to see what he could see
Along came a truck at ninety miles an hour, ninety miles an hour, ninety miles an hour
Along came a truck at ninety miles an hour, and SPLAT!
And there were great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts
Mutilated monkey's meat, chopped up little birdy's feet
Eyeballs running down the dirty street
Darn I forgot my spoon...I brought my straw...SLURP--yummy!
Mountain Dew
Chorus:
Well, they call it that good ol' mountain dew
And them that refuse are few
Oh I'll hush up my mug, if you fill up my jug
With that good ol' mountain dew
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My Uncle Mort, he is sawed off and short
An' he stands only four foot two (or three)
But he'll act like a giant, if you give him a pint
Of that good ol' mountain dew
(Chorus)
My Auntie Sue has a rare perfume
An' it gives off a pretty P.U.
Well imagine her surprise, when they had it analyzed
An' it was that good ol' mountain dew
(Chorus)
My Uncle Gord had a beat up ol' Ford
An' it was dated 'bout 19-0-2 (or three)
It don't run on no gas, you just give it a glass
Of that good ol' mountain dew
(Chorus)
My Grandma Sue, she is old and not new
She's a hundred and one, or two (or three)
Just give 'er a sip, and she'll do a back flip
For that good ol' mountain dew
(Chorus)
My Brother Bo, he drives really slow
An' he couldn't win a race or two (or three)
Just give him a bottle, and he'll kick in the throttle
For that good ol' mountain dew
(Chorus)
Scout Vespers
Softly falls the light of day,
As our campfire fades away.
Silently each Scout should ask,
Have I done my daily task?
Have I kept, my honor bright?
Can I guiltless, sleep tonight?
Have I done and have I dared,
Everything to be prepared?
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Scout Wetspers
Softly falls the rain today
As our campsites float away
Silently each Scout should ask
Have I brought, my scuba mask?
Have I tied, my tent flaps down?
Learned to swim, so I won't drown?
Have done and will I try,
Everything to keep me dry?
Tell Me Why
Tell me why, the bugs do bite?
Tell me why, the campfire won't light?
Tell me why, the tent fell down?
Tell me why, we sleep on the ground?
Because they're hungry, the bugs do bite
Because the wood's wet, the campfire won't light
Because we're lazy, the tent fell down
Because we're Boy Scouts, we sleep on the ground
Alice the Camel
Alice the camel has five humps
Alice the camel has five humps
Alice the camel has five humps
So go Alice go
Boom, boom, boom
(Repeat verses, substituting the next lowest number each cycle until you reach zero)
Alice the camel has four humps...three...two...one...no
(After the last verse cycle)
So Alice is a horse!
Dog Cat
[The song is sung to a rhythm maintained by slapping your thighs and clapping your hands alternately. After
the last line, the verses are repeated at a faster tempo, then repeated again at an even faster tempo, and again,
until the song gets so fast you can't keep up.]
(leader) Dog (group repeat)
(leader) Dog cat (group repeat)
(leader) Dog cat mouse (group repeat)
(leader) Frogy! (group repeat)
(leader) Itsy bitsy teeny weeny little bitty frogy (group repeat)
(leader) Jump, jump, jump, little frogy (group repeat)
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(leader) Flies and fleas are scrum-didli-ump-scious. (group repeat)
(leader) Ribbit, ribbit, ribbit, ribbit, ribbit, ribbit, croak (group repeat)
Left my Jeans in New Orleans
[This song is intended to be a marching song with the words "left" and "right" corresponding to steps of your
left and right feet as you walk. The "whoop-dee-do" translates into a hop into the air, and then the process
starts over.]
Left, left, left my jeans in New Orleans with forty-five cents in a can of beans
I thought it was right, right, right for my country, whoop-dee-do
(repeat)
Rooster Song
Verse:
(leader) I had a hen (group repeat)
(leader) No eggs she laid (group repeat)
(leader) I had a hen (group repeat)
(leader) No eggs she laid (group repeat)
(leader) Until that rooster (group repeat)
(leader) Came in our yard (group repeat)
(leader) And knocked that hen (group repeat)
(leader) Right off her guard (group repeat)
Chorus:
We’re getting eggs now, we never usta
Until that roosta, came in our yard (cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck)
We’re getting eggs now, we never usta
Until that roosta, came in our yard
Repeat verse and chorus substituting new items:
(leader) I had a...
Gum tree, no gum it gave...we’re getting chicklets
Dog, no puppies she bore...we’re getting pooched eggs
Garden, no food it gave...we’re getting egg plant
Cow, no milk she gave...we’re getting eggnog
Wife, no babies she bore...we’re getting eggheads
Gas pump, no gas it gave...were getting Eggson
Prune tree, no prunes it gave... we're getting eggs-lax
Toaster, not toast it gave...we're getting eggos
Toy store, no toys it sold...we're getting Legos
Farmer, he wouldn't grow beans...we're getting chick peas
The last verse should be:
Gun, no bullets it shot...there’s no more rooster, like there usta
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Skits
Here is a small collection of skits for Boy Scouts and Cub Scouts alike. Along with many of the
songs in the previous sections these skits tell a story and entertain the audience. They present real life, as well
as fictional situations and even bring humor into the storyline. Feel free to modify anything you wish to make
the skit fit your own personal pack or troop. These skits are a collection from my many years working for
Flaming Arrow Scout Reservation as a camp councelor.
FASR Airlines
This skit is all about humor! It requires a good knowlage of improvisation and usage of your
surroundings. Basically you are piloting an airplane on the company “FASR Airlines” and you are new to the
industry of aviation. Will the crew and its passengers make it out alive? Maybe, but the plane will crash and
burn, let’s make it funny in the meantime.
Roles
Pilot: The one in charge
Copilot: Second in command
Navigator: (Optional) The one in charge of telling you where you’re going, or at least how to get
there
Passengers: As many people as you see fit, preferably no more than 6 – 8
Props List
Chairs: 1 for each person
Setup
The stage setup is simple. The chairs are set up in two lines side by side except for the navigators
chair which is set sideways behind the pilot and copilot. The passengers merely follow and react to the
movements of the pilot and copilot. The pilot and copilot start by sitting on the wrong side… pilot on right,
copilot on left. As the plane is moving the crew moves their seats to simulate motion.
Script
[The stage is empty and the crew and passengers come on stage carrying their seats as they get into position.]
Pilot: (to copilot) Are you ready to go this time? I think you’ve been playing that flight simulator enough to do
this…
Copilot: (to pilot) Eye eye captain I’m ready to go! Wait… I think were sitting on the wrong side.
Pilot: (to copilot) That’s propost… oh wait… your right!
[The pilot and copilot hurrilly switch seats]
Pilot: (puts up mouth like he is talking into a microphone) Chhhh… Ladies and gentlemen we are performing our
preflight checks and then we will be ready for self destruc... I mean liftoff. Chhhh… (puts hand down and turns
around towards the navigator) Hey, whats your vector victor?
Navigator: Well it seems as though we are still on the ground.
Pilot: Ah ok well how do we rectify this problem?
Copilot: I believe we must press the shinny red button (points out in front of him)
Pilot: (picks up hand like microphone) Chhhh Ladies and gentlemen we have main engine start and are ready for
liftoff. Please sit back, eat your penuts and leave us alone for the duration of the flight. Chhhh…
[Everyone begins to feel a slight rumbling sensation and the plane begins to take flight]
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Chhhh… Ladies and gentlemen we have reached our final cruising altitude of sea level… please enjoy the
short duration of the flight. Chhh…
Copilot: Hey look over there! (points in front of him) There seems to be a flashing red light.
Pilot: Is seems as though that says engeeeene 1…
Copilot: Whats engeeeene 1?
Pilot: I dunno… check the manual.
Copilot: (pulls out an invisible giant book and searches through the pages) It tells us to look under “epic fail…” (turns
the page) Yep, just what I thought… look out your window… (Piolot looks out the window) Was there an engine?
Pilot: Nope, was there supposed to be
Copilot: Not that I know of, let’s keep going
Pilot: Umm…. Look (points out in front of him) Was that light always blinking?
Copilot: Nope. This one says engeeeene 2… (pulls out book) Engine 2 failure!
Pilot: We have 2 engines!?!?!?
Copilot: Yes, apparently we do… I’ll look out the window.
Pilot: What do you see?
Copilot: Nothing, theres too much smoke
Pilot: Well I think we still have one more engine… Um, nvm we are done for… (pulls out hand like microphone)
Chhhh… Ladies and gentlemen I am pleased to inform you that we will be landing immediately. Please sit
back and enjoy the rest of your flight until we reach the scene of the crash. Chhhh…
[Everyone piles out the doorway one by one and jumps out of the plane leaving behind the props on stage]
Additional Ideas
This skit is all about improve and the script above is merely a basic plan. Many funny moments have
been added with window washers, sea gulls, and additional lines and failures. The length and content of this
skit should be judged by the audience and their appropriate content level. A bathroom for the passengers is
always a fun one!
General Specific
This is another skit that revolves around humor. It is however a little easier than FASR Airlines but
is still one that needs to be rehearsed beforehand. Do not perform this skit for the first time without any
practice.
Roles
General Specific: The decorated 5 star general
Other Guy: The one who caters to general specific
Props
Seats: 2 are needed, they can be anything at all to sit on, even logs!
Setup
Almost no setup is needed for this skit. All you need to do is put the two seats side by side on the
stage.
Script
[The story begins with General Specific and the other guy walking to the “truck”]
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Bibliography
Simmons, A. (2005, May). Flaming Arrow CD Songbook. Lake Wales, Florida, USA.
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