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                                                                                   VOL. 5, ISSUE 3 • APRIL 2011
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  in Switzerland: A man went to a                                                                                                                                           Adam and Eve. Little Johnny seemed especially
  photo shop, had pictures taken,                                                                                                                                             interested when they told him how Eve was
    and - while the photographer                                                                                                                                                    created out of one of Adam’s ribs.
  developed the pictures - he took                                                                                                                                          Later in the week his mother noticed him lying
     off with the cash register.                                                                                                                                            down as though he were ill, and said, “Johnny
                                                                                                                                                                                    what is the matter?”
                                                                                                                                                                            Little Johnny responded, “I have a
                                Leaving behind, of
                                                                                                                                                                           pain in my side. I think I’m going to
                              course, the pictures of
                                                                                                                                                                                        have a wife.”
                                     himself.




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                                                                            MUSEUM                                                                                       MEETING
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                                                                        Oscoda on the former Wurtsmith
                                                                                                                         BENEFIT FOR HURON
                                                                                                                          HUMANE SOCIETY                           Monday April 18th at 7:00 PM
                                                                                                                                                                   at Ky Cuylers Restaurant (262
                                                                                                                        April 10, 2011, Noon-4:30pm (or while
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 4521 E. County Line Rd.                                40 S. M-65     Free bikes will be given away - win                                                         monthly meetings are open to
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                                                                                                                         CHAMBER OF COMMERCE                         April 9th, 2011 , 7:30PM, at
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                                                                          All proceeds will go to support patients                                                 Charity concert to raise money
  suites left!      condo prices star ng                                from our own area who are affected by a                                                   for the American Cancer Society.
                        at $49,000                                    neuromuscular disease. Players earn prizes        18th ANNUAL GOURMET                        All local musicians who donate
                                                                         and there are drawings and auctions for               DELIGHTS                                        their time.
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                                                                        of entertainment, fun and food! If you are         International of Iosco County.
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                                                                                        afternoon!                     2:00p.m. at East Tawas Community                BANQUET
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                                                                         Saturday, April 2nd at the Glennie             $12.00, Children (5-10 yrs) $5.00, Chapter of the Rocky Mountain
                                                                        Tavern at 11:00 AM where all of the
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                                                                      Tawas Masonic Lodge No. 274 with                   Hearing & Speech, Community          silent auction, games, raffles,
                      Is Coming to the                                Quota International of Iosco County              Service & Disadvantaged Families        lots of guns, a great dinner,
                                                                              FISH OR CHICKEN                                                                 beer,coffee, pop provided. For
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                                                                       Tawas Masonic Lodge, M-55, Tawas                 GUILD INC. & GALLERY
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                                                                                                                         April 12th, 2011 at Noon. General           20TH ANNUAL
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                                                                     Later, on my way home, I
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     My mother was away all weekend at a business
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   conference. During a break, she decided to call home
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 My six-year-old brother picked up the phone and heard a
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 FREE BRAKE INSPECTION - FREE ESTIMATES- FREE BATTERY TEST                          BR, 1 bath house needs some TLC. There
                                                                                    is a guest cabin 18X13 for summer use only
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                                                                                    because there is no heat or plumbing. There     barn, a 7X 15 screened porch plus a large
   SERVICE RATES STARTING AT:                                                       are 2 out buildings: a 4X6 wood shed and
                                                                                    12X12 storage unit. $46,900 MLS# 269231
                                                                                                                                    deck. $49,900 MLS# 271108


    Premium Oil Change Special $21.00 plus tax
 Brakes $70.00 and up per axle (Pads Only) plus tax                                                                                                                              20 acre parcel with a 2 car garage, well,
                                                                                                                                                                                 septic and electric - home was destroyed
                                                                                                                                                                                 by blaze in March 2009 Frontage: 660
             A/C Recharge $90.00 plus tax                                                                                                                                        on Alfalfa Rd and 1320 on Chabot Rd.
                                                                                                                                                                                 $38,000 MLS# 264993
     Mufflers-Converter Back Starting at $150.00
                                                                                                                               Older Farm house situated on 20.3
  Radiator or Transmission Flush & Fill $70.00 plus tax                                                                        mostly cleared acres with several
                                                                                    House needs some TLC. Open floor plan outbuildings (barn/sheds.) Needs a lot of
   Differential Change $25.00 4x4 $50.00 plus tax                                   with one bedroom on the main level and 3 TLC! $58,900 MLS#271680
                                                                                    bedrooms up. House has 100 amp service/
   Alignment $40.00+tax (2 wheels), $80+tax (4 wheels)                              fuses and garage has 60 amp service/fuses.
                                                                                    $24,900 MLS#271352

    Brake & Power Steering Flush $30.00 plus tax
                 Tire Rotation $20.00                                                                                                                                             Very nice wooded building lot on a quiet
                                                                                                                                                                                  private drive in the Township. Close to the
        Tire Mounting & Balance $10.00 per tire                                                                                                                                   Alpena Mall, high schools, Walmart and
                                                                                                                                                                                  other major shopping facilities. Property
                                                                                                                                    Great location with frontage on Ripley is flat and cleared in front while the rear
  Mufflers Starting at $40.00 with Lifetime Warranty                                 Level 2 acre commercial building site in        Blvd and includes a 66X132 lot on Clinton portion is wooded and uneven. $19,000
                                                                                                                                    Street. Would make a great business location. MLS# 270304
         Computer Diagnostic Service $40.00                                         Rogers City just off US-23, culvert installed
                                                                                    and utilities in the proximity. Tax abated      Building has approximately 1731 sqft on main
                                                                                                                                    level, a full walkout basement, 2 fireplaces

  Honesty & Integrity is Our Shop’s #1 Goal
                                                                                    until 2017 (Real estate, personal property
                                                                                    & business taxes). Seller will consider long    plus much more. $99,900 MLS# 271104
                                                                                    term lease. $59,400 MLS# 264989

                                                                                                                                    SOLD
  April 10th - Oil Change Fundraiser Benefitting Huron Humane Society
         GIFT CERTIFICATES AVAILABLE                                                                                                                                             Convenience store with a liquor license
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                                                                                           A golf pro dragged himself into the clubhouse
                                                                                          looking as though he’d just escaped a tornado.
                                                                                                “What’s wrong?” a woman asked.
                                                                                          “I just lost a game to Houlihan,” the pro said.
                                                                                         “What? But Houlihan’s the worst player I’ve ever
                                                                                             seen. How could he have beaten you?”
                                                                                          “He tricked me,” the pro said. “On the first tee, he asked for
                                                                                          a handicap. I told him he could have 30, 40, 50 strokes- any
                                                                                                              handicap he wanted.
                                                                                                       He said, ‘Just give me two gotchas.”
                                                                                           “What’s a gotcha?” asked the woman. “That’s what I wanted
                                                                                          to know,” the pro said. “Houlihan said, ‘You’ll see.’ Then, as I
                                                                                          was teeing off, just as I had my club poised, he screamed out
                                                                                                                      ‘Gotcha!’”
                                                                                                 “I can guess what happened,” the woman said.
                                                                                         “Sure,” the pro said. “The scream threw me off, and I missed the
                                                                                                                  ball completely.”
                                                                                          “Understandable,” the woman said. “But still, that’s only one
                                                                                                      swing. How did he win the game?”
                                                                                         The pro answered, “You try swinging at a golf ball all day while
                                                                                                       waiting for that second ‘gotcha!’



                                                                                                           I tried that thing today at the gas station where
                                                                                                             you try and stop the pump bang on what you
                                                                                                            want to pay, but let it go a fraction too late and
                                                                                                                          it stopped on $20.03.

                                                                                                            “Rats!” I shouted and walked into the shop to
                                                                                                                                pay.
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     POLISH                                                            -AMERICAN HOMESTYLE COOKING
                                                                        WINTER HOURS Sun-Thurs 8:00am - 7:00pm • Fri-Sat 8:00am - 8:00pm


   Baba Ruski’s Donates to Ossineke F.O.E. Charity Fund
       For every pizza valued $10 or more purchased in the months of March and April 2011, Baba
                     Ruski’s will donate $1 to the F.O.E. Aerie #3762, Ossineke Eagles Club general
                           charity fund benefitting diabetes, heart and Alzheimer’s research.
                      Also, for every breakfast purchased by a card-carrying Eagles Club member
                    and their party from 8am to Noon, Monday through Saturday, in March and April
                           2011, Baba Ruski’s will donate 50¢ to the Aerie #3762 charity fund.
      MONDAYS                             TUESDAYS                     WEDNESDAYS                 THURSDAYS                                             SATURDAYS
           (4) Potato                   1/2 Lb. Burger                   1 Coney Dog           Pancake Breakfast                                        Homemade Onion
           Pancakes                                                                                                                                          Rings
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  Now Serving Pizza with Homemade Dough & Sauce
      POLISH NIGHT WEDNESDAY & SUNDAY Starting at 2pm
   Homemade Pierogi • Stuffed Cabbage • Polish Meatballs • Potato Pancakes
       Combination Platter • Small Combo • Turkey & Chicken Dinners
                     Plath’s Smoked & Fresh Kielbasa & Sauerkraut
         FIESTA MONDAY                                          WEDNESDAY POLISH NIGHT                             PASTA SATURDAY
 3 Tacos Dinner w/ Rice & Refried Beans $6.75                               ~~~~~~                                    Lasagna $7.99
             Wet Burrito $6.99                                        SEAFOOD FRIDAY                            Spaghetti with Spicy Italian or
       Chicken or Steak Fajitas $8.99                                  Shrimp Dinner $9.99                      American-Italian Sauce $5.99
            Nacho Grande $6.99                                      Totally Delicious ¾ lb. Filet
                                                                     Whitefish Dinner $10.99                        Chicken Alfredo $8.99
            Refried Beans $1.50                                                                                    Shrimp Alfredo $9.99
                                                                All-You-Can-Eat Cod Dinner $9.99


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         BBQ Kansas City Ribs           Meatloaf Dinner $7.49                                                                                       and Our Famous
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    (w/ choice of potato & cole slaw)  Whitefish Dinner $10.99                                                                                         Onion Rings
     Serving Breakfast All Day Every Day
                                                                                                                                          We
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                                                                         I got home from       “Never kiss in front of other people. It‛s
                                                                        the pub last night     a big embarrassing thing if anybody sees
                                                                       and my wife said, “I
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 Pontoon
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                                                                        can’t believe how     you....If nobody sees you, I might be willing
                                                                                              to try it with a handsome boy, but just for
                        BAIT & TACKLE                                     intoxicated you
                                                                               are.”                          a few hours.”
 Minnows  Wigglers  Leafworms NightcrawlersWaxworms Spikes
                                                                                                                          -Kally, nine years old
   Pop  Snacks  IceCampfire Wood Tackle & Gear                      Denying it I said,
                                                                        “I’m not drunk.”
     OPEN 7 DAYS • Daylight to Dark - Just Stop In!
    6075 N. M-65, Glennie at the AuSable River & Five Channels Dam
                 (989) 728-2248                                        She said, “Yes you      Hometown Hydroponics
                                                                              are.”                                      We Are Your One-Stop Shop for All Your Growing
I am not a believer in seances, but I went to one just                                                                           and Indoor Gardening Supplies
                                                       I said, “No I’m not.”                                             We Have All Types of Growing Systems
 to see what they are like. The psychic was doing his
  thing and grinning from ear to ear. I assumed his                                                                               and Their Components
                                                        She said, “Can you
 merriment was due to the fact that he was fooling a                                                                     10% OFF Purchase of                                        Light Systems for
                                                          tell the time?”                                                                                                          All Growing Stages
gullible public and gave him a poke in the nose. You                                                                        $100 or More                                            Mon-Fri 9:30-5:30
             can probably guess the rest.                                                                                   for Compassion Club Card Holders
                                                                                                                                                                                     Sat 10:00-3:00
                                                        I walked up to the
                                                                                                                         5105 North US23, Oscoda, MI 48750
     I was arrested for striking a happy medium.
                                                       clock and said, “I’m
                                                            not drunk.”
                                                                                               Full Line of Air-Cooled
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                                                                           at a buzzing Bee-hive and thought: “Those
                                                                            I’d like to thank the person who looked
                                                                             guys are hiding something delicious in
                       “Where Success is at Home”

      Serving Oscoda, Harrisville, Lincoln,
       Mikado, National City, and Tawas
    Sunrise Side Home Healthcare is a non-medical private
                                                                                         there I know it.”
                                                                                                                             ~
                                                                                                                        Saturday, April 16th, 4:30-7:00 pm
                                                                                                                                                                            ~
    duty home healthcare agency that provides quality care
   services for individuals in the comfort of their own home,
                                                                                                                          $7 for adults, $5 for children
    helping them to live independently or assist them in the                                                                5-12 years, under 5 free
  essential everyday tasks. Servicing from a few hours-a-day
                to 24 hours-a-day, 7 days a week.                                                                                          Serving Baked
               sshomecare@hotmail.com
              www.sunrisesidehomecare.com                                                                                              Potatoes with All the
                     (989) 984-7619                                                                                                     Trimmings, Pie and
                                                                                                                                         Various Desserts,
 “It’s better for girls to be single but not                                                                                                 Beverages
 for boys. Boys need somebody to clean
               up after them.”                                                                                         St. Matthew Lutheran Church
                  – Anita, nine years old                                                                                      7109 Wolf Creek Rd., Herron
                                                                                                                        For more information, call 989-727-2769



                                                                           There was once a man from the city who was
                                                                           visiting a small farm, and during this visit he
                                                                          saw a farmer feeding pigs in a most extraordi-
                                                                          nary manner. The farmer would lift a pig up to
                                                                           a nearby apple tree, and the pig would eat the
                                                                           apples off the tree directly. The farmer would
                                                                           move the pig from one apple to another until
            Tools - Hardware - General Merchandise                        the pig was satisfied, then he would start again
             Paints - Paint Supplies - Sandpaper                                          with another pig.
                  Knives - Pet Supplies & More
             Cement Pavers - Retaining Wall Blocks                         The city man watched this activity for some
                      Tarps - Rope - Gloves                                 time with great astonishment. Finally, he
                                                                          could not resist saying to the farmer, “This is
    JUST IN: A GREAT SELECTION OF LTD COMMODITIES                          the most inefficient method of feeding pigs
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                                                                          would be saved if you simply shook the apples
 1784 East US-23                      Mon-Fri 8:30-5:00 • Sat 8:30-4:00   off the tree and let the pigs eat them from the
 East Tawas, MI 48730                 (989) 362-7033                                          ground!”

                                                                                  The farmer looked puzzled and replied,
     Easter is Special at                                                                 “What’s time to a pig?”




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  * Fine Easter Chocolates at a Fine Price
  * Customized Easter Gift Baskets
  * Chocolate or Krispy Edible Filled Baskets                                                 Flying Vultures
  * Chocolate Rabbits, Chickens, Ducks, Lambs
                                                                             As migration approached, two elderly
  * Huge Selection of Chocolate Suckers and Easter Chocolates
                                                                           vultures doubted they could make the trip
  * Assorted Boxed Chocolates, 1/4 lb. to 5 lbs.
                                                                            south, so they decided to go by airplane.
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  * M & M® Colorworks® - 21 Colors                                        tendant noticed that they were carrying two
                                                                           dead raccoons. “Do you wish to check the
  OPEN Monday - Saturday 10-6 and Sunday 11-4
                                                                            raccoons through as luggage?” she asked.
   104 Newman Street • East Tawas, MI 48730            Delivery or
     Toll Free (888) 362-7729 • (989) 362-7728          Shipping          “No, thanks,” replied the vultures. “They’re                        Yep...flip flops. You still haven’t seen it
                                                        Available
           www.villagechocolatier.com                                                      carrion.”                                             all, but you’re that much closer.
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  GRAND OPENING
       Melvin Motorcycle Museum
                    Exhibits from Motorcycling’s Past
             June 10th, 11th & 12th, 2011
                                                                You Are Invited to Attend!
                                                               The Melvin Motorcycle Museum features
                                                            many rare machines. Over 30,000 artifacts and
                                                            drawings collected through contributions from
                                                             many experts in the motorcycle field. There is
                                                           something for everyone. Bring the kids and show
                                                                them what YOU rode back in the day!


                                                                                                                                       Step into the exciting past of
                                                                                                                                    motorcycling in Oscoda, Michigan!
                                                                                                                                   The wind in your face, the grace and
                                                                                                                                   freedom of a bird. Motorcycles have
                                                                                                                                     provided excitement, adventure
                                                                                                                                   and transportation since before the
                                                                                                                                            Twentieth Century.

  FREE bikes will be                                          Guided Motorcycle Rides • Stunt Show • Parade                                    Znen Scooters
    given away!                                             Precision Goldwing Drill Team • Antique Bike Shows                                117 MILES PER GALLON!
                                                               Swap Meet • Music • Food • A Fun Time for All!
                                                                                Appraisal Session
                                                                                The Museum will hold its first open
                                                                                  appraisal session, for Bikes and
       scooter
           te
           t
  Puma scooter and Honda CRF                                                    memorabilia. The public is invited to          117 miles per gallon under perfect test conditions.
   NOTICE: you must be present to win, There will be a drawing each day
   and times will be posted on our web site(Bikergarage101.com) and in           bring their Barn and attic finds to           You may get less mileage, but you will seldom have
  the show. Winners must be at least 18 years old or their guardian must
     take delivery of the bike and assume all liability. All winners will be     the Melvin Museum and receive a              to stop for gas! Many Models to choose from. 50cc,
   required to sign a liability release prior to taking delivery. Be a winner
           come on in and sign up any time before the drawings.                       free appraisal of values.                150cc and 250cc. Awesome prices at Biker Garage!
    Come see the New Biker Garage Showroom for All Your Powersport Needs
           Motorcycle Parts & Accessories for Less! Liquidation Prices!
     Helmets, Gloves, Leather Apparel & So Much More! Phone 989-736-6300
     www.melvinmuseum.com                                                                                www.bikergarage101.com
      3950 Arrow Dr. Oscoda, MI 48750  On the former Wursmith Air Force Base
My son is starting school soon and thinks the                                      A mother was reading a               Have you seen how expensive funerals are nowadays? Just
                                                                                    book about animals to               before I die, I’m going to change my name to ‘OFF’. That
other children will pick on him because of his                                     her 3 year old daughter.
                      name.                                                                                             way, when the hearse is driving to the church, it will have
                                                                                   Mother: “What does the                       displayed on top of my coffin in flowers:
I said, “Don’t be silly, Someoneyourownsize,                                               cow say?”
       why would anyone pick on you?”                                                    Child: “Moo!”                                              R.I.P. OFF
                                                                                     Mother: “Great! What
                                                                                       does the cat say?”
  Precious Petals by Jamie                                                              Child: “Meow.”
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   Florals, Plants, Balloons, Delivery, Gifts
                and Much More!                                                      Mother: “Oh, you’re so
           Easter Plants and Florals                                                 smart! What does the
       Prom 2011 – Make It Special!!!                                                      frog say?”                                                              Custom
                                                                                   And this wide-eyed little
                                                                                                                                                                 ReUpholstery
           Mothers Day May 8th –
    Order Early and Make Mom Feel Loved!                                            3 year-old looked up at                                                  201 S. Second St.
                 1790 US-23, East Tawas                                              her mother and in her                                                      Lincoln, MI
         (Next door to Sunrise Surplus) • 362-4478                                                                         All Work Done in Smoke
                                                                                    deepest voice replied,                       Free Shop!                  1-989-736-7467
                           Most credit cards accepted
                                                                                             “Bud.”
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                                                                                Get Your Button On!
                                                Help fund the Alpena Fireworks by purchasing an “I support the Alpena fireworks” button for a minimum
                                                donation of $5. Buttons are available from Chamber Ambassadors and at the following Chamber Members:
                                                First Federal, Thunder Bay Credit Union, Cabin Creek Coffee, Take 5 Deli, Besser Credit Union , Perch’s
                                                IGA, Alpena Alcona Area Credit Union, the Chamber Office, Downtown Dentistry, Ripley St. Big Boy, Bank
                                                of Alpena, Star Staffing, Neiman’s Family Market, Skiba Insurance, Zolnierek Insurance, Top O’ Michigan,
                                                Lappan Agency, Century 21 Crow Realty, and Alpena Agency.
                                                Get caught around town with your button on by one of the 25 volunteers and receive an entry form that you
                                                can complete and submit for a chance to win $100 in gift certificates to area businesses. There is no limit on
                                                the number of entry forms you can receive – the more you wear your button, the greater your chances of being
                                                spotted!

                                                                                              Marc K. Ferguson
                                                                                              Financial Advisor                           2011
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                                                                                              1015 US 23 North
                                                                                              Suite 1
                                                                                                                                       Chick-fil-A
     & Material Contractor                                                                    Alpena, MI 49707
                                                                                              Bus. 989-358-2049
                                                                                                                                       Leadercast:
          989-358-2400
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                                                                                              Fax 888-418-9668
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                                                                                                                                       Date: Friday, May 6,
   NORTHERN NIGHTS                                                                                                                     2011
   Wholesale Mattress and Furniture                                                                                                    Time: 9a.m.-3:30p.m.
                                                             Water Softeners                                                           Location: Collins
  We’re New in Town                                          Water Softeners
                                                             Drinking Water Units
                                                             Drinking Water Units                                                      Center, Alpena
                                                             Bottles water
                                                             Bottled Water
      EVERYTHING’S ON SALE                                   Free Water testing
                                                                        Testing
                                                                                                                                       CRTC
                                                             2118 Werth Rd. - Alpena • Phone: 989-354-8151                             Details: This
     2633 US 23 South, Alpena, MI 49744                                                                                                leadership
                                                                       www.clementswater.com
                                                                                                                                       conference is
                                                              Proud Sponsor of the Community and Its Youth
                                          60” Oak                                                                                      called Chick-
                                           Table                                                                                       fil-a Leadercast,
                                          $390.00                                                                                      Voice of Change
                                         on Special                                                                                    and the message
                                          $159.00                        Besser Credit Union                                           is about living a
  Garant’s Office Supplies & Printing, Inc.                      1381 N. Bagley & 7421 US-23 North • Alpena, MI
                                                               (989) 356-1880 & (989) 595-6590 • www.bessercu.com
                                                                                                                                       life of authentic
       117 W. Washington Ave., Alpena, MI 49707                       $10.00 membership coupon for any new account                     leadership. The focus
           989-356-3930 Fax: 989-354-3913                                       New Members Welcome!
                                                                                                                                       is on encouraging
                                                                                                  605 S. Ripley Blvd., Alpena
                                                                                                                                       leaders to use their
 Sherryl Kelly                                                                                    (989) 356-2181                       leadership voice
 Independent Sales Director                                                                                                            to give strength,
 2114 Wyndham Ln                                                                                                                       guidance, vision
                                                                                                  www.c21crowrealty.com
 Alpena, MI 49707
 989-619-9652                                                 CROW REALTY                        Each office is independently owned
                                                                                                           and operated
                                                                                                                                       and hope to those
                                                                                                                                       around them. The
 sherryl2@hotmail.com                                          Quality Service • Award-Winning Office                                   2011 Chick-fil-a
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                                                              Alpena’s ALL TIME Real Estate Leader                                     Leadercast will
                                                                                                                                       feature 13 big-name
         RECYCLING CENTER,
 ALPENAM-32 West, Alpena, MI 49707 LLC
                                                                                                   Alpena’s Famous
                                                                                              “GIANTBURGER”
                                                                                                                                       speakers such as:
                                                                                               Served in Alpena for over 40 years!     John Maxwell, Dave
    4344                                                                                       A grilled 6 oz. burger, topped with
                                                                                                                                       Ramsey, Seth Godin,
                     Tony Skiba
                                                                                                the original “giant” sauce, slice of
                                                                                               American cheese, diced onion, pick-
                                                                                               les and shredded lettuce, all served    Robin Roberts, Suzy
   989.356.5609 Phone • 989.356.5183 Fax                                                         on a toasted sesame seed bun...
                                                                                                                                       Welch, and more.
   Best Pricing with Local Convenience!
  Buy All Types of Metal On & Off Site Car Crushing
                                                               400 S. Ripley, Alpena
                                                                  989-354-4131
                                                                                                     $
                                                                                                          4        99
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                 C
                                                                                               Dine In & Carryout Available            live from Atlanta,
                                                                                                                                       Georgia right to our
                                                                                                                                       location in Alpena.
                                                                                                                                       Some of the topics
                                           ®                                                                                           that will be covered
                                                                                                                                       are: leading based
 718 West Campbell
 Alpena, MI 49707             Brian Faylor
                                                                                                                                       on relationship
                              General Manager                                                                                          rather than
 989-354-8724                 Water Treatment Specialist
 800-286-0702                                                                                                                          rights, providing
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 Chamber Membership Drive kicks off April 1, 2011
This year the Chamber of Commerce is holding a membership drive. The Alpena Cham-
ber is 400 members strong but knows they can achieve much more and provide expo-
nentially greater benefits for the business community of Northeast Michigan if they
increase their membership base. Volunteers will be contacting prospective members
through April and May, and the drive will conclude at a Business After Hours event on
June 7th. Want to be member of the Alpena Chamber? Now is a great time to sign up
and join the 400 + other businesses in the Alpena Area who support the Chamber’s mis-
sion.


exceptional                ONE FREE CAR WASH
customer service,           When You Purchase 5 Car
creating a culture            Washes in Advance
of servanthood,                State Street Auto Wash * Alpena
the keys to finding                Ripley Car Wash * Alpena                                  www.StarStaffingAlpena.com
                                  Vintage Auto Wash * Alpena
your passion,                    Clearview Car Wash * Oscoda
unlocking creativity            Clearview Car Wash * E. Tawas
in your workplace,
and incorporating                                                                United Way of Northeast Michigan
innovation into your                                                                      LIVE UNITED                 TM


organization. Cost:                                                                      Give. Advocate. Volunteer.
Chamber Members:
1-3 people: $50 each
                                                                                   Serving Alpena, Alcona & Montmorency Counties
or 4+ people: $40                                                                     701 Woodward Avenue, Alpena, MI 49707
each. Prospective                                                                         989-354-2221 ~ 989-356-5782 FAX
                                                                                            uwnemi@unitedwaynemi.org
Chamber Members:
1-3 people: $65 each
or 4+ people: $55           Prell’s Towing Service LLC
each. Price includes              3020 US 23 South, Alpena, MI 49707
workbook, lunch and               (989) 354-3214 • Cell (989) 590-3244
the full day seminar.                                                            Energy Bills Too High?
                           25 HOURS
                                                                                 Let Me Show You Why...
To register or if          AAA ROAD SIDE SERVICE
                           DAMAGE-FREE TOWING                                   Energy auditing by
you have questions                                                               Doug Niergarth
                           LOCK-OUT SPECIALISTS
contact the Chamber        LOCAL & LONG DISTANCE
                                                                                 NORTHERN TECHNICAL SERVICES
                                                                                 989-884-1171 Email: nortech_svc@yahoo.com
at 989.354.4181.
Thank you to our              See us for all your mortgage needs!
sponsors –
Corporate Sponsors:                          ALPENA
Living Hope Church                         ALCONA AREA
Business Sponsors:                         CREDIT UNION
Alpena Power                                      989-354-1515
Company, Alpena                                  www.aaacu.com

Alcona Area Credit          Current mortgage rates are at an all time low

Union, Bannan
                                                                                                            Bryan Strong
Funeral Home,                                                                                               Financial Advisor
Bay Athletic Club,
                                                                                                            1065 N. Bagley Street #13
NEMROC, Timm                                                                                                Alpena, MI 49707
                                                                                                            Bus. 989-356-0934
Construction                                                                                                Cell 989-464-6884
Company, Top O’                                                                                             TF. 866-356-0934
                                                                                                            Fax 877-874-8671
Michigan Insurance,
Werth Electric                                                                                              bryan.strong@edwardjones.com
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                                                                                               BOOKING BEGINNING AND REGULAR CLASSES
  THURSDAY APRIL 28TH, 10:00 - 11:30AM                                                         Friday, Saturday, Sunday Options Now Available
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  Welcome Special Guest, Elaine Stenger,                                                        Suncatcher Classes Scheduled As Requested
   Local Author speaking about her Book,                                                                          WINTER HOURS:
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   Children’s Story Time - Fridays 10:30-11:00am                                                            989-358-9464
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      Johnrowe Building – 106 Second Ave, Alpena

 Len & Layne’s Little Store
 & Side Door Bait & in Stock!
   Shadow Hunter Elevators Now
                               Tackle                             Two men died and went
              Live Bait & Tackle                                     to Heaven. St. Peter
                                                                   greeted them, and said
                                                                                                     Abend Brothers Collision, Inc.
       All DNR Licenses • Groceries
      Deli Meats & Cheeses • Spirits • Lotto                       “I’m sorry, gentlemen,                    10130 US 23 South, P.O. Box 94
         At the south end of Hubbard Lake                         but your mansions aren’t                         Ossineke, MI 49766
  3585 Woodlawn • Spruce, MI 48762                                ready yet. Until they are,
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                                                                    “Great!” said the first
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                                                       aners
                                                                                                                      • DMC Floss • Fabrics • Books • Buttons • Beads
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                                                                  The guy was gone. “And                                                                                   Beads
         Russell Stover Candies • All Occasion Cards                                                  Stamped         Hours: Monday - Friday 10am-5pm                     $5 ea.
              Lorann Flavoring Oils $1.25 each                     what do you want to              Embroidery &    Suite 132 • 2205 US-23 South • Alpena, MI
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  A recent survey done by marriage experts shows that              “I’d like to be one cool
the most common form of marriage proposal these days                stud!” was the reply.
         consists of the words: “You’re what?!?”
                                                                  “Easy,” replied St. Peter,
                     Randy McKinney                                and the other guy was
                                                                            gone.
                                                                                                              (2) Difficulty: Medium 9x9
                                                                                                                         Solution at the back of the paper
                       National Rifle Association
                                                                  After a few months, their
                           Certified Instructor                    mansions were finished,
                                                                     and St. Peter sent an
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                     Pistol and Personal Protection
                                                                  angel to fetch them back.
                                                                  “You’ll find them easily,”                             2                                      3
 989-739-5937                          989-724-5599                he says, “One of them is
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       Bacon                                                        I was in court the                         8                   3                   6                9
                                                                     other day about
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  Homemade Soups, Salads & More Daily at 11am                     When the judge asked               My physics teacher told me I
                                                                  why I wanted to get a
   We accept VISA, MasterCard, Bridge Cards, and WIC              divorce, apparently “I            had a lot of potential. Then he
                   Open Daily at 8am                              bought a dishwasher”                  pushed me off a roof.
  2276 F-41, Mikado • 989-736-3066                                 wasn’t good enough.
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                                                               Presents
                                         Super Kicker Rodeo
                Friday, May 6th                    7pm
                Saturday, May 7th                  7pm
                Sunday, May 8th                    2pm
                               Mother’s Day – Mom’s Ticket $8
                Tickets:
                      Advanced
                          o 12 & over $12
                          o 5-11         $6
                          o Weekend $25
                      At the Door
                          o 12 & over $15
                          o 5-11         $8
                          o Under 5      Free
                          o Weekend $30
                  Tickets Available at Northern Lights Arena, Perch’s IGA, &
                       Alpena Alcona Area Credit Unions (all locations)                                      Bratwurst
                                                                                                           Hamburgers
                 Free Concert with Rodeo Ticket
                                                                             Bull Riding                     Hot Dogs
                                                                             Bare Bronx Riding          Provided by Perch’s
                                                                             Saddle Bronx Riding                IGA
                                                                             Clowns
                                                                             Mutton Busting
                 Concert 9:30 Friday and Saturday Nights
                        (Concert Only Ticket $6)
                                                                             Boot Scramble

               751 WOODWARD AVE, ALPENA, MI 49707, (989) 356-1878, www.northernlightsarena.org


                                                                                                         Other Coming Events at
                                                                                                         Northern Lights Arena
                                                                                                        Alpena Figure Skating Club Presents -
                                                                                                              Skating Around the World
           HORSE AND DOG EXTRAVAGANZA                                                                              April 8th, 7 pm
                                                                                                                 April 9th, 1pm & 7pm
                  MAY 11-15 2011

         FRIDAY:                                                                                                Dave Dyer Comedian
         6:00 DOG DEMOSTRATIONS                                                                                 April 15th 8 pm Show
                                                           For Rules and Classification Contact                       Tickets $6
         SATURDAY:                                                  Alfred Standen at               Table Reservations Available at 989-356-1878
         K-9—5k Walk/Run                                      al-rosestanden@yahoo.com ,
         Horse training                                             (989)379-3067 or                             M-PAC Dinner Auction
         pony rides                                           Al Standen at (989)464-2355.                              April 30th
         Horse breed demonstrations                                                                     Doors Open at 5 pm with dinner at 6 pm
                                                                                                   Tickets Available at Northern Lights Arena or any
         SUNDAY:                                                                                                     M-PAC Member
         Horse training
         1:00 cowboy challenge                                                                               Saturday Night Open Skate
                                                                                                          Starting April 16th thru August 27th
               A complete list of activities                                                                           6-10 pm
             alpenahorsemensclub.tripod.com                                                               $4 to enter the building and Skate
                                                                                                                   $2 Skate Rental
                  Riding lessons available
                                                                                                     (Special on April 16th Free)
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  dean arbour                                           CHEVROLET &
                                                         CADILLAC             NO WORRIES SALE
                                                                   Choice. Quality.
                                                                   Peace of Mind.



   2007 PONTIAC GRAND PRIX.                 2007 GMC ENVOY 4x4.                     2010 DODGE CARAVAN SE                     2010 BUICK LUCERNE
    Auto, air, SE. Used GM certified         CD player, auto, air, cruise.          7 Passenger seats. 22,000 miles. Sto-   Only 27,000 miles. CXL trim. Leather
   has a 12 mos/12,00 mile bumper          Certified 12 mos/12,000 miles             Go seats. 12 mo/14,000 miles of the     seats, heated. Luxury all the way.
  to bumper warranty. Also 2.9% for        bumper to bumper warranty.             remainder of factory warranty, bumper    Factory warranty up to 50,000 miles,
    as long as 60 mos. GMO44041                     GMO44184                         to bumper. Sale priced. OVE44120              bumper to bumper.
      $12,500 Payment $209                   $15,995 Payment $249                       $19,995 Payment $315                $24,995 $399 for 72 mos




  2010 CHEVROLET HHR 22 I4 LT               2008 BUICK LUCERNE                          2007 GMC CANYON                         2006 HONDA CR-V
  Auto, air, cruise, 30MPG. Bumper        Certified warranty. 12,000 miles/          Ext. cab, 4x4. Auto, air, chrome       4WD, auto, air, cruise, low miles
   to bumper warranty. Certified.            12 mos bumper to bumper                   wheels. 12,000 miles/12 mos           – 36,000 miles. Great on fuel!
               OVE44134                          warranty. U44086                   bumper to bumper GM Certified                       U44197
   $13,995        $215 for 72 mos          $18,995 $299 for 72 mos                         warranty. P44169                  $16,595 $299 for 60 mos
                                                                                     $16,495 $259 for 72 mos




                                                                     Spring
                                                                     Sales
                                                                     Event
           2010 CHEVROLET EQUINOX                                All payments are based on lender                2008 FORD ESCAPE LXT
    FWD, auto, air, cruise, 30MPG. Bumper to bumper               terms & approval. All customers      FWD 2.3L, auto, air, cruise. Great on fuel! U44304
    warranty 12 mos/10,000 miles. Up to 100,000 mile              may not be approved. Payment:                  $14,995 $229 for 72 mos
             power train warranty. U44309                        $2,000 down from the customer.
              $21,995 $349 for 72 mos                                   Taxes are included.


                                          No Worries Benefits
     100,000-Mile/                                                                                                                           Courtesy
         5-Year                                                            Largest                                                        Transportation
      Powertrain                                                         Selection of
        Limited                             117-Point                                                        3-Day/150-Mile
                                                                        Certified Used                         Satisfaction
       Warranty*
                      3-Month/ 3,000       Inspection                     Vehicles    Like-New                 Guarantee
                                                                                             Vehicle                        24-Hour GM
                     Mile New Vehicle                        Vehicle                                                         Roadside
                     Limited Warranty                        History                        Financing
                                                                                           for Qualified                     Assistance
                        Extension+                           Report
                                                                                              Buyers


      *Whichever comes first from original in-service date. Some 2003 models will not be eligible based on their in-serivce date. See your dealer for limited
                                         warranty details. +Whichever comes first. Programs can change at any time.




    dean arbour                                           CHEVROLET &                       Call 1-866-438-3326
                                                           CADILLAC                              www.DeanArbourChevy.com
                                                                                                     (989) 362-3403
     Sales • Service • Parts • Body Shop                                                      1859 N. US-23 • East Tawas, MI
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                                                                                                                              It’s a maintenance
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                                                                                                                              more peace of mind
                                                                                                                              by covering select
                                                                                                                              recommended
                                                                                                                              maintenance services
                                                                                                                              during the first 4 years
                                                                                                                              or 50,000 miles1 of the
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                                                                                                                              miles1 bumper-to-
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                                                                                                                              Limited Warranty. And,
                                                                                                                              it’s fully transferable.

                                                                                                                              COVERS ROUTINE
                                                                                                                              MAINTENANCE DURING
                                                                                                                              THE FIRST 4 YEARS
                                                                                                                              OR 50,000 MILES1
                                                                                                                              INCLUDING:

                                                                                                                              • OIL CHANGES2
                                                                                                                              • TIRE ROTATION3
                                                                                                                              • ENGINE AIR
                                                                                                                                CLEANER FILTER
                                                                                                                                REPLACEMENT
                                                                                                                              • PASSENGER
                                                                                                                                COMPARTMENT
                                                                                                                                AIR FILTER
                                                                                                                                REPLACEMENT
                                                                                                                              • MULTI-POINT VEHICLE
                                                                                                                                INSPECTIONS4

                                                                                                                              1. Whichever comes first.
                                                                                                                              See dealer for details.
                                                                                                                              2. Based on your Cadillac’s
                                                                                                                              life monitor system, when
                                                                                                                              scheduled in accordance
                                                                                                                              with the Owner’s Manual.
                                                                                                                              3. Every 7,500 miles.
                                                                                                                              4. Multi-point vehicle
                                                                                                                              inspection: A comprehensive
                                                                                                                              vehicle inspection,
                                                                                                                              performed by a qualified
                                                                                                                              dealership, that evaluates
                                                                                                                              multiple “points” on a
                                                                                                                              particular vehicle such as:
                                                                                                                              the engine, transmission,
                                                                                                                              safety equipment, and tires.

                                                                                                                              Programs can change at any
                                                                                                                              time.

   1. Example based on survey. Each dealer sets its own price. Your payments may vary. Payments are for a 2011 Cadillac CTS Coupe with an MSRP of
   $38,990. 36 monthly payments total $14,364. Payments are for a 2011 Cadillac CTS with an MSRP of $37,290. 36 monthly payments total $14,364.
   Payments are for a 2011 Cadillac SRX with an MSRP of $39,135. 36 monthly payments total $17,604. Payments are for a 2011 Cadillac Escalade with
   an MSRP of $64,110. 36 monthly payments total $26,244. Option to purchase at lease end for an amount to be determined at lease signing. ALLY must
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   dean arbour                                          CHEVROLET &                     Call 1-866-438-3326
                                                         CADILLAC                            www.DeanArbourChevy.com
                                                                                                 (989) 362-3403
    Sales • Service • Parts • Body Shop                                                   1859 N. US-23 • East Tawas, MI
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              Bienvenidos, Amigos a                                                                                                              Wouldn’t
                                                                                                                                                 Want to
  Los Cuatro Amigos                                                                                                                               Miss It
                                                                                                                                            I was at a once in a lifetime
    Authentic Mexican Restaurant                                                                                                              corporate hospitality at a
                                                                                                                                             premier football game and
    Let Us Introduce You to Real                                                                                                              I got an urgent call from
                                                                                                                                             the wife saying her mom’s
   Mexican Food, Quality & Service!                                                                                                          been hit by a bus and has
                                                                              Offering a Full Menu, Including                                    only hours to live.
                 Lunch Specials                                                            Appetizers • Soups • Salads
                                                                                      Los Cuatro Amigos Del Mar (seafood)                   Fifteen minutes later, I’m at
      •Sunday, Enchiladas or Taco Lunch $5.25                                      Chicken Dishes • Steak Dishes • Pork Dishes
                                                                                            Sizzling Fajitas • Burritos                     the hospital and the wife’s
      •Monday, Tostada Lunch $5.25                                               Enchiladas • Quesadillas • Combination Dinners              hugging me. “Thank-you
                                                                                            Vegetarian Combinations                         darling, I’m so sorry you’ll
      •Tuesday, Fajita Lunch Steak or Chicken $7.00                                    Wine • Beer • Margaritas • Daquiris                       miss your football.”
                                                                                           Other Beverages • Desserts
      •Wednesday, Burrito Amigo Chicken or Beef $6.00
                                                                              Sun. - Thur. 11am-10pm • Fri. & Sat. 11am-11pm                    “Don’t worry, love, I
      •Thursday, Lunch Special #1-#4 $5.25
                                                                                         We accept Visa and MasterCard                         wouldn’t miss this - I’m
      •Friday, Taco Salad Chicken or Beef $5.25                                                                                               taping it and I’ll watch it
                                                                                    1626 East Huron Road, East Tawas
      •Saturday, Fajita Quesdillia Steak or Chicken $6.00                                 (989) 984-0200                                                later.”
                                                                                    ALPENA LOCATION COMING SOON!
                                                                                                                                              Dunno why she got so
      Catering & Take-out Available                                                www.loscuatroamigosinc.com                               upset when I started setting
                                                                                                                                                up the camcorder.
Our local minister had all of his remaining teeth
pulled and new dentures made a few weeks ago.
                                                                                                                                              If you die in
 The first Sunday, his sermon lasted 10 minutes.                        Unable to attend the funeral after his father died, a son            an elevator, be
                                                                        who lived far away called his brother and told him, “Do
The second Sunday, he preached only 20 minutes.                                                                                               sure to push
  But, on the third Sunday, he preached for an                                 something nice for Dad and send me the bill.”
                 hour and a half.                                        Later, he got a bill for $200.00, which he paid. The next           the Up button.
                                                                       month, he got another bill for $200.00, which he also paid,
  I asked him about this. He then told me “well,                                   figuring it was some incidental expense.
  John, that first Sunday, my gums were so sore                         Bills for $200.00 kept arriving every month, and finally the
 it hurt to talk. The second Sunday, my dentures                       man called his brother again to find out what was going
 were still hurting a lot. Now the third Sunday, I                                                     on.
  accidentally grabbed my wife’s dentures AND I                        “Well,” said the other brother, “you said to do something
           COULDN’T STOP TALKING!”                                                 nice for Dad. So I rented him a tuxedo.”




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 • Follow up is offered and required. The
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 • Doctor is fully licensed, to include                                                                • Replace fuel filter • Replace air filter
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   discipline by the board.                                                                              • Check cabin air filter (if equipped)
                                                                                               • Rotate and inspect four tires • Inspect brake system
 AVOID clinics that say:                                                                               • Test battery • Check belts and hoses
                                                  • Cancer                                                        • Top off all fluids
  • The O’Connell decision is not law             • Glaucoma
  • Our doctor doesn’t need a DEA license         • Crohns                                    Up to five quarts of Motorcraft® oil and Motorcraft oil filter. Taxes, diesel
    to sign your certification                     • HIV                                           vehicles and disposal fees extra. Hybrid battery test excluded.
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    coming back next year to recertify.           • Nail Patella Syndrome                                  Offer valid with coupon. Expires 4-30-11.
  • Pay us now and send your records in           • ALS
    later.                                        • Alzheimer’s Disease
                                                  • Wasting Syndrome
   If you feel you are in a cattle drive, you     • Chronic Pain
    probably are. There are a lot of quick
                                                  • Severe Nausea
         buck artists in certifications.           • Seizures
      For safe, professional and
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                                                                                                     Dean Arbour Ford of Tawas
                                             Professional, dependable by a doctor,                    55 West M-55, Tawas City, MI 48763
    CALL 989-254-2105                       who will be there for you if you need him.
    Dr. Bob and the Certification Crew            www.drbobmmj.com                                                  362-3489
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     GOOD FOOD, GOOD FUN
             Dining and Entertainment
                                                         CASUAL DINING
                                                               BAKERY
                                                  IMPORTED BEER & WINE                                               Pool • Darts • Burgers
                                                       GOURMET FOODS                   Tuesdays: Bloody Marys $3.00
                                                                                       Thursday Special: $2 Beer Cans, 10¢ Pool
                                                                                       Karaoke Saturday & Sunday at 9:00pm
                                                                105 S. State Street
                                                              Harrisville, MI 48740
                                                                                       Live Entertainment Fridays
                                                                     989-724-7473
                                                                                       Birthdays: 1st Chris; 4th Tanya M.; 9th Paco
               Manuel & Kim Pompa, Proprietors        theflourgarden@hotmail.com        109 River St. in Alpena                       989-356-9117


                                                              101 N. Lake St
                                                                                       RED ROOSTER
                                  Weekday Breakfast            Lincoln, MI                          restaurant
                                   Special $2.99 989-736-6611                                                                       American & Italian Cuisine
                                                                                                                                Daily Specials • Generous Portions
                            Sunday Breakfast Special                                                                                 Breakfast Served All Day
                             2 Eggs, Choice of Meat,
              FOOD SO GOOD, Cheesy Potatoes & Toast                                                                              HOURS: Tues/Wed 8am-2pm • Thurs 8am-7pm
               YOU’LL THINK        $6.25                      Happy Birthday
                                                                                                                                   Fri-Sat 8am-8pm • Sunday 8am-4pm
                                                                                                                                             Closed Mondays
              WE STOLE YOUR                                      Nancy!
                                   FRIDAYS                                                         3228 US 23
                 GRANDMA          All-U-Can-Eat Cod           HAPPY EASTER!             9 miles N. of Oscoda in Greenbush              989-739-7659
                                                                                      My wife just gave me an ultimatum, it’s
              Biggest and Most Delicious Deli Sandwiches in Northeast Michigan              either her or the internet.
                                                New York     (989)
                                                Deli & Pizza 362-9067                        So sadly, this will be my last joke.
                         Deli Sandwiches • Soups & Deli Salads
                                Dogs • Oven-Baked Subs                                 ... in which I talk about having a wife.
                         Zesty Crust Pizza • Wings & Appetizers
                                   Gourmet Desserts
                             Ask About Our Fund Raising Program                                    Saturday, April 9: Children’s Easter Party
                 126 Newman      Mon-Thurs 10am-8pm       APRIL SPECIAL                                 1:00PM - For children up to 12 years old
                   (first block)   Fri-Sat 10am-10pm      Large 1-Item Pizza                                    MEET THE EASTER BUNNY!
              Downtown East Tawas Sun Noon-8pm                $7.99                   AERIE 4141    Food, Drinks, Games, Prizes, Goody Bags, Create Eggs
                                                                                         Sunday, April 10: Breakfast Buffet 9am-1pm
                                                                                       Featuring Scrambled Eggs, Cheesey Scrambled Eggs, Corned Beef Hash, Sausage Biscuits &
              THE NORTH END                                                           Gravy, Hash Browns, Hot Cakes, Fruit Cocktail, Juices, Milk & Coffee $7.00 • Kids Under 12 FREE

                                        Family Restaurant                                Friday - April 15 - BBQ Ribs & Chicken Dinner
                             SERVING BREAKFAST, LUNCH, & DINNER                                                       $8.00 4-7pm
                             DAILY
                                        7 AM to 10 PM
                                               HOMEMADE
                                                                                              Every Wednesday - Burger & Fries Special
              OPEN 7       SPECIALS           SOUPS & CHILI
                                                                                                   2 Burgers and Fries for $4.00 5-7pm
              DAYS A
                                                                                      May 21: 25th Anniversary Party - Watch for Details
                             PIZZA            OPEN YEAR
                                               ‘ROUND
               WEEK           989-727-2700
              At the North End of Hubbard Lake 1575 W. Hubert Rd.                          Accepting New Member Applications for 2011
                                                                                                Nudgemaster


                                                                                      671 N. Sanborn Road, Barton City • (989) 736-3050


                               OFFICE                                                                                            ALPENA’S NEWEST
                     LOUNGE & GRILL                                                                                                HOT SPOT!!!
                        Lunch Specials Monday thru Friday                                                                            SUN. - Sports & free food
                  • Great Food & Spirits • 60 Plus Item Menu Inc. Pizza
                                                                                                                                         MON.
                                                                                                                                         MON - Penny pool
                        • Kitchen Hours Mon.-Sat. 11 a.m. - 9 p.m.,                                                                     TUE. - Ladies night
                                    Sun. Noon - 9 p.m.                                                                           WED. - Wicked Wednesday - Shot
                              • Keno & Pull Tabs • Free WiFi
                             • Entertainment Thurs. thru Sat.
                                                                                                                                               specials
                     • Happy Hour Mon.-Fr. 4-7 and All Day Sunday                                                                    THUR. - Thirsty Thursday
                      Open Daily at 10am, Sunday at Noon                                                                                 ($3.50 a pitcher)
                       Take-out Orders 739-EATS (3287)                                                                           Karaoke with “Scotty’s Music Madness”
                  All Major Credit Cards Welcome - ATM Machine
                                                                                                                                 FRI. & SAT. - Live Entertainment
                         For up-to-date menu & events                                          A Variety of

                                                                                         $1 SHOTS
                         www.officeloungeandgrill.com                                                                               Beer, Mixed-Drinks, shots, tube
                         110 E. Dwight Street, Oscoda
                                                                                                                                    shooters, Jello shooters, Music,
                                   739-3388
                                                                                                                                   Contests, Games, Fun, Pool, Cards,
                                                                                        205 Long Lake Ave.
                                                                                                                                   Darts, Gatherings, Parties/Events,
                          ALL YOU CAN EAT FISH FRY! FRIDAY $9.00 inc. tax                Alpena, MI 49707                            Dancing, Karaoke, Live Bands,
                                                                                        (989) 356-6034                                      and Much More!
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     GOOD FOOD, GOOD FUN
               Dining and Entertainment
                                                                                                Chef Terry Invites You to the
                Kathy’s Family Kitchen
                                                                                        Main Street Diner and Dogs
                  MARCH 2011 HOURS:                                                             417 E. Main, Harrisville • 989-724-6213
                                                                                                              OPEN DAILY 8am-9pm
               Offering Breakfast & Lunch
                    Fri&Sat 8am-1pm                                                     FRIDAY LENT SPECIALS
                                                                                              Cod Dinner AYCE $9.99
                Breakfast Sun 8am-1pm                                                      Fresh Lake Perch Dinner $11.99
                                                                                        Jumbo Shrimp ½ lb. $9.99, Full lb. $16.99
                We Accept                          989-736-8632
                214 W. Mt. Maria Rd, South Shore of Hubbard Lake
                                                                                             Maryland Crab Cakes $12.99
                                                                                            SATURDAY IS BAR-B-Q NIGHT
                                                                                          Chef Terry’s Soon-to-be-Famous Smoked Ribs & Now Serving Smoked
               THE
               NEW    Bolton Inn                                                        Brisket Dinners – Get ‘em Fresh from the Smoker at 4pm ‘til They’re Gone!
                                                                                                        HOMESTYLE SUNDAY
                 9101 Bolton Road                           989-358-9592                           Roast Beef Dinner $7.99
                                                                                               and Other Homestyle Favorites
                               EASTER WEEKEND                                                 MONDAY IS POLISH NIGHT:
                                 APRIL 22 & 23                                            Pierogies $7.99 • Stuffed Cabbage $8.99
                Two for                                                      Prime     Potato Pancakes $7.99 • Combo Platters $9.99
                                  Live Music:                                                 TUESDAY IS MEXICAN NIGHT:
                Tuesday           “TRAK IV”
                                                                            Rib is            Tacos, Nachos, Burritos & More
                        s
                Remain                                                      Back!            WEDNESDAY IS ITALIAN NIGHT:
                                                                                             Featuring Spaghetti Dinner $6.99
                               Open Mic Wednesdays                                     Chicken Alfredo $8.99 • Shrimp Alfredo $9.99
                                                                                                 and Other Italian Dishes
                OPEN 7 DAYS A WEEK AT LEAST UNTIL MIDNIGHT                                   THURSDAY IS CHINESE NIGHT:
                                                                                         Stir Fries • Egg Rolls • Almond Chicken
                                                                                             Dinner • Schezuan Dishes & More


                        at the “Four Corners” in Hubbard Lake
                Happy Hour  Mon-Thur  Noon to 6pm
                                                                                                  Harbortown
               MON
               TUES
                        Rib Special 1/2 Rack w/ French fries
                        $2 TUESDAY!
                                                                                                     Pizza
               WED      Happy Hour All Day                                    Daily
               THURS    Pizza Special/ Buy 1 Lg. Pizza,                     $5 Lunch
               FRI
                        Get one of Equal or Lesser Value for $4 More
                        Dinner Feature - All You Can Eat Cod $12.95         Specials                    Large
                                                                                       MORE ON MONDAYS: Large 2-Item Pizza $10
               SUN      All Bottled Beer $1.50 ALL DAY • NASCAR Sundays
                        Tavern-Style Chicken Dinner Special
                                                                                                      “TASTY TUESDAY”
                Mardi Gras Party April 2nd, 9pm: DJ Entertainment, Cajun Food & Fun       MED. 2-ITEM PIZZA, $8 ALL DAY
                      OPEN 7 DAYS A WEEK AT NOON
                 All Menu Items Available for Take-out * We Also Have BEER-TO-GO
                   Kitchen Hours: Sun-Thur Noon-11pm, Fri/Sat Noon-Midnight
                                                                                                        Small
                                                                                         WEE WEDNESDAY: Small 2-Item Pizza $6
                 7002 Hurbert, N. End Hubbard Lake            (989) 727-3560
                                                                                       “NEW” Hand-Tossed Pizzas
                                                                                       Pizza * Subs * Pasta Dishes          OPEN
                                                                                                                           7 DAYS
                                                                                         Chicken Wings * Salads
                                                                                       989-724-5000 At the Stoplight in Harrisville



              Hoppe’s Hut
                                       Never a Cover Charge                                                        * Sandwiches, Wraps,           Hours:
                     OPEN MIC every Thursday w/ Dan Wicks from 7pm – 11pm                                          Subs, Dogs & Burgers           Mon-Fri
                     April 3rd: 9 BALL POOL TOURNAMENT for Alzheimer’s                                                * Soups & Salads            9:30am
                                  April 3&17: “Over the Hill Gang”                                                  * Deli Trays & More              to
                              April 15: Repeal Prohibition Party at 7pm                                            Dine in, Take out, Delivery    5:30pm
                     SER VING A FULL MENU
                     Burgers • Pizza • Ribs • Prime Rib
                            Open Daily at 11:00 am
               6449 M-65 S. at Werth Rd, Lachine                    (989) 379-4456



               Rosa’s Lookout Inn
                  3 1/2 miles south of Ossineke
                  6808 U.S. 23 South • Spruce                989-471-2118
               Voted #1 Italian Restaurant - People’s Choice 2009
                                  Huge Menu
                            The Best of Pasta, Steaks,
                                 Seafood & Fish
                                          Cocktails,                                        “Serving Shenanigans Since 1980”
                                         Beer & Wine                                         heated OUTDOOR PATIO
                 Wood
                  Fire                                                                    “thirsty thursday”
                 Pizza                                                                           well liquor
                 Oven                                                                        pucker schnapps $1.50                                   Free WiFi
                   Open Tuesday-Thursday 4-8
                      Friday/Saturday 4-10                                             4709 F-41
                  Sunday 4-8 * Closed Monday                                           Oscoda, Michigan                             (989) 739-5611
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     GOOD FOOD, GOOD FUN
                                                OPEN 7 DAYS A WEEK!                                                                    5184 E. Springport Rd.
                                                 Daily lunch Buffet until 3:30                                                          Harrisville, MI 48740
                                                Dinner buffet Friday to Sunday                                                           (989) 724-5611
                                                      Saturday 4-9 p.m.                     G o l f        Co ur se
                                                       Sunday 4-8 p.m.                        LOGGERS TRACE SPRING SPECIAL
                                                     1237 US 23 North                                 Play four times – 18 Hole w/ cart
                                                     Alpena, MI 49707                                 Receive 5th round w/ cart FREE
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                                                                                            APRIL PIZZA SPECIAL
                                                                                            16” Pizza - 3 Items - $12
                                                                                               Tired of Frozen,
                                                                                             Processed Burgers?
                                                                                                Let Your Taste Buds
                  Family Friendly • Nice Bathrooms
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                                                                                                  on Some Ballot!
                  We’re Cooking till 1:00am Fri. & Sat.
                                 Open Tue. - Sat. at 11am                                    Proclaimed by Those Who Know
                                                                                             as the Best Burgers for 50 Miles
                       1-989-736-7036

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                   Rock and Heavy Metal with                                                Dancing to the Rockin’ ‘70s & ‘80s with

                  “LIQUID COOLED”                                                           “KORNERSTONE”
                                                                HOURS:
                                                    Wed/Thur 8am-7:00pm • Fri/Sat 8am-8pm
                                                     Sunday 8am-1pm • Closed Mon & Tues

                                                     “Homemade                              EASTER SPECIAL: All-You-Can-Eat Baked Ham Dinner $9.95
                                                                                                 a’suntry en
                                                    at Its Finest”

             This Year’s New Menu Includes the Following Specials                             MamCo     itch
                                  AVAILABLE DAILY:
              The Best BBQ Beef Brisket Ribs & Pulled Pork in Northeast Michigan,
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               From a 19th Century recipe passed from our Calumet ancestors to our
               Great Aunt Carmen who recently passed away at the age of Ninety-Nine

               WEDNESDAY LUNCH SPECIAL Served Noon-4pm
                         Two Pulled Pork Sandwiches & Fries for $5.00
                         DINNER SPECIAL Served 4pm-Close:
                     Homemade Spaghetti and Liv’s Other Italian Specialties
                           THURSDAY IS “CONEY DAY”                                            OTHER EASTER SUNDAY SPECIALS:
                      LUNCH SPECIAL SERVED NOON-4pm
                 DINNER SPECIAL Served 4pm-Close: Chef’s Choice
                                                                                                Baked Swiss Steak Dinner w/ potato $8.95
                                                                                                         Stuffed Pork Chop $8.95
                   FRIDAY FISH FRY Served 4pm-Close                                             Stuffed Cornish Game Hen w/ potato $9.95
                           Fresh Lake Perch Dinner $12.99                                      16 oz. New York Strip Steak w/ potato $14.95
                        NEW THIS YEAR: Walleye Dinner $11.99
                    All-You-Can-Eat Cod Dinner STILL ONLY $9.99                                 Roasted Chicken or Turkey w/ potato $9.95
                                                                                            Above served w/ bread basket & choice of 2 items: soup, salad or dessert
                  SATURDAY IS “CHICKEN POT PIE DAY”                                                       Homemade Soups Every Day
               Our Homemade Chicken Pot Pie Dinner for Only $8.99                                      Sunday-Thursday 6:30am to 8:00pm
                                                                                                         Friday-Saturday 6:30am-9:00pm
                 Friday & Saturday Dinners Include All-You-Can-Eat                                      Daily Lunch and Dinner Specials
                                 Soup & Salad Bar
                                              1770 W. Trask Lake Rd. • Barton City            Bring This Coupon for FREE COFFEE with Purchase of
                                                    (989) 736-6751                             Any Easter Dinner Special (valid Easter Sunday Only)
             Wicked people are always surprised to                                                            Mama’s Country Kitchen – Oscoda, MI
              find ability in those that are good.
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   The rural community of Hillman is located in Montmorency County. Hunting, fishing,
golf, camping and snowmobiling make Hillman a great place for any outdoor enthusiast.
Festivals, fairs and other attractions are provided at all times of the year.
   If you haven’t been to Hillman since the completion of our new streetscape, you’re in for
a real treat. The new bridge allows for a visual of the Thunder Bay River and a better view
of the wonderful Brush Creek Mill. If you’re bringing children along, you must visit Tiger
Paw Park, an incredible, well-kept secret at the east end of Progress Street. The beauty of
the lakes in our area is second to none. Come on up or down or over to Hillman and enjoy
the hospitality and warmth of “Up North.”

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          Letterheads • Enevlopes                                               Live Bait * Carhartt Clothing*Rifles * Handguns * Ammo * Crossbows
                                                                                                                                                    Annual
   Business Cards • Brochures • Menus
   History Books • Real Estate Brochures
              and much more...
                                                                                               742-3878 OPEN 7 DAYS                                 Children’s Easter
                                                                                              141 North State St. • Hillman                         Egg Hunt will be
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                                                                                                                                                    held April 23rd at
                                                                                                                                                    Medilodge.

                                                                                                                                                    The annual
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                                         (877) 937-2328                                                                                             their annual yard
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                                                       16670 M-32/M-33
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           ROSELYN “ROSIE” FERGUSON                                                                                                                 month for live
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      Office         Toll Free                             Fax
  989-785-2808    877-785-2808                       989-785-3194                         24320 VET. MEM. HWY.
                                                                                           HILLMAN, MI 49746
      E-mail: office@firstchoice-realestate.com                                                                                                       Zumba with
         www.firstchoice-realestate.com                                               Mon.-Fri. 8:00 - 5:30 • Sat. 8:00 - 12:00
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                                                                                                        Great People, Great Products,               will begin
                 Henry F. Herlick D.D.S.                                                                        Great Prices
                         FAMILY DENTISTRY                                                                     Auto • Farm • Fleet
                                                                                                                                                    March 28th at
                                                                                                       Welding Supplies • Cylinder Gasses           the Hillman
                  Office Hours by Appointment                                    AUTO PARTS              Snowmobile & Marine Supplies
 701 N. State St.                                                                                                                                   Community
 P.O. Box 156                                 Accepting                                Fochtman CARQUEST                                            Center. Walking at
 Hillman, MI 49746                              New                                         641 NORTH STATE STREET, HILLMAN
 Phone: 989-742-3161                           Patients                           Hours: Monday - Friday 7:30 - 5:30 • Saturday 8:00 - 3:00         6:00 and Zumba
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                                                                                                                                                    at 6:30. Join us
                                                                                                                                                    Mondays and
   HILLMAN BP                                                                                                                                       Wednesdays. All
                                                                                                                                                    proceeds to benefit
        274000 M-32
                                                                                                                                                    Tiger Paw Park.
        P.O. Box 255                                                                               Soaring above the rest
                                                                                                                                                    $2.00 per session.
    Hillman, MI 49746
   PHONE (989) 742-4313                                                         IndependentBank.com
                                                                                                                                                    The Chamber
                                                                                                                                                    meets at 9:00am:
  A Place for Recovery                                                                                                                              April 12
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                          • 2010 Sunrise Side’s Best Skilled Nursing Facility
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                          • Free Transportation
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  NOW IN A NEW LOCATION:                                                A Life Lesson
    Tawas Bay                                                          During my second month
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                                                                       “What is the first name
  Bargains on Closeouts & Discontinued Y      arns                    of the woman who cleans            Purchase, recieve
   The Annex, Open 11am-5pm, Monday thru Saturday                            the school?”                $15.00 off a pair of
                                                                                                        Regular Priced shoes
  1820 E. US 23, East Tawas
                                                                       Surely this was some kind        or $5.00 off a pair of
                                                                                                                  ANY JEWELRY                                          PIECE
  4 miles north of the old location across from
   Dean Arbour Cadillac, next to Timmy Tire                              of joke. I had seen the          clearance shoes
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                            We’re Worth
                                                                        cleaning woman several
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                                                                                                                 117 North Ripley Blvd. • • Alpena
                                                                                                             (989) 358-BRIDE (2743)
                                                                                                             (989) 358-BRIDE (2743)
     Mon-Sat 11am-5pm         the Drive!                               times. She was tall, dark-
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                                                                         but how would I know
                                                                               her name?                    The only reason people get lost in thought is
                                                                                                                  because it’s unfamiliar territory.
                                                                         I handed in my paper,
                                                          Since
                                                                       leaving the last question         COLE FOREST PRODUCTS LLC.
    “MICHIGAN’S OLDEST”                                   1939          blank. Just before class
                                                                                                                                         Buying Standing Timber
                                                                      ended, one student asked                                                       5 Acres or More
 MILD, AGED, & FANCY CHEESES                                          if the last question would                                                      Top Price Paid
 Game Meat Sticks * Game Jerky                                          count toward our quiz                                         Call for FREE QUOTES on
 Liquor * Fine Wines                                                             grade.                                          Management Cuts to Improve Your
 T-Shirts & Souvenirs                                                                                                            Land and Promote Better Re-growth
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 M-13, PINCONNING                                                      your attention and care,        late one evening to find my father, my college-age
                                                                       even if all you do is smile       brother, Steven, and my ten-year-old sister fast
                                                                            and say ‘hello.’”                                asleep.
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                                                                       I’ve never forgotten that       Mom had forgotten her house keys, so we knocked
                                                                       lesson.. I also learned her     loudly, first at the back door and then the front and
A husband and wife were driving down a country lane on their
 way to visit some friends. They came to a muddy patch in the             name was Dorothy.             side doors. We yelled my father’s name over and
 road and the car became bogged. After a few minutes of try-                                             over, with no answer. The car horn aroused the
ing to get the car out by themselves, they saw a young farmer                                           neighbors but no one at our house. We drove into
     coming down the lane, driving some oxen before him.                                                 town and phoned home, finally waking Steven.
                                                                       Murphy’s First Law
  The farmer stopped when he saw the couple in trouble and
  offered to pull the car out of the mud for $50. The husband           for Wives: If you               When we got back, he let us in. Dad was in bed,
accepted and minutes later the car was free. The farmer turned          ask your husband                snoring, with the television
 to the husband and said, “You know, you’re the tenth car I’ve            to pick up five               on. Mom quietly switched it
                  helped out of the mud today.”                        items at the store                 off. Dad woke right up.
The husband looks around at the fields incredulously and asks            and then you add
 the farmer, “When do you have time to plough your land? At              one more as an                “Don’t turn that off,” he said.
                          night?”                                       afterthought, he                    “I’m watching it!”
                                                                       will forget two of
 “No,” the young farmer replied seriously, “Night is when I put
                                                                          the first five.
                    the water in the hole.”




                                              There were two men shipwrecked on this island. The
                                              minute they got on to the island one of them started
                                               screaming and yelling, “We’re going to die! We’re
                                               going to die! There’s no food! No water! We’re go-
                                                                   ing to die!”

                                                  The second man was propped up against a palm tree
                                                   and acting so calmly it drove the first man crazy.
                                                    “Don’t you understand?!? We’re going to die!!”
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                                              The first man looked at him quite dumbfounded and          bracelets, necklaces and pins. They feature natural, flowing lines that are all
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                                              an island with no food and no water! We’re going to
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                                               Homemade Candy &
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                  Improved Ride and Durability • 3-Ply “Armor Tek 3”                   Second Guy: “That’s nothing,
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                                                                                       I will build her a new deck for
                           (989) 739-2039                      5115 N. US 23
                                                                                                  the pool.”
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 Mike Allen, Owner                                                 Michigan
                                                                                         Third Guy: “Man, you both                        Children Are So Sweet
                                                                                        have it easy! I had to promise         The children had all been photographed,
                                                                                         my wife that I will remodel
                                                                                            the kitchen for her.”               and the teacher was trying to persuade
                                                                                                                                 them each to buy a copy of the group
                                                                                           They continue to play the             picture. “Just think how nice it will
                                                                                         hole when they realized that
                                                                                         the fourth guy has not said a
                                                                                                                                be to look at it when you are all grown
                                                                                         word. So they ask him. “You              up and say, ‘There’s Jennifer; she’s
  Myles Insurance Agency, Inc.                                                           haven’t said anything about              a lawyer,’ or ‘That’s Michael, he’s a
      624 West Lake (US-23), Tawas City, MI 48764                                       what you had to do to be able                            doctor.’”
                                                                                        to come golfing this weekend.
                       989-362-3425                                                            What’s the deal?”
                                                                                                                                                                A small voice from the
 One nice thing about narcissists:                                                      Fourth Guy: “I don’t want to                                          back of the room rang out,
                                                                                       talk about it. Let’s just say that                                      “And there’s the teacher;
   they don’t talk about other                                                           the foundation for the new
                                                                                                                                                                I just visited her at the
              people.
                                                                                         house is being poured next
                                                                                                  Tuesday.”                                                      cemetery last week.”




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      Manufactured home / many updates                  Four golf courses Serradella, Blackshire, Gailes..     finished bsmt, covered deck, 2 car garage                Lake access, landscaped lot
        Fenced yard with storage shed                             Lakewood Shores amenities                               10-0065g $69,900                                07-0090g $129,900
             10-0044g $28,000                                          10-0053g $94,900




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         Open living area; Greenbush                              Located near state land                          Short walk from downtown Oscoda                           Updated kitchen
        Sandy bottom access across st.                     Many updates in the manufactured home                   Liv rm, Fam rm, Move-in condition                     1.5 car detached garage
             10-0030g $49,900                                       08-0005g $54,900                                       10-0001g $72,000                                 09-0082g $44,900
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                                                                                                                9. Capital of Peru                                            3. Male or female given name
                                                                                                              10. Capital of Egypt                                         4. One of the divisions of a window
                                                                                                                   11. Isolated                                                 5. Bag hung from a saddle
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I’m still not convinced we should pay
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                                                                                                     incidents. The next Sunday
                                                                                                       morning, a few minutes
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                                                                               (Shawn)
                                                                                                      and nurses nervously wait
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                                                                                                      entered the ward and
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                                                                                                           INDIVIDUAL:           OWNERSHIP of the local fitness center, Huron Sports of Oscoda,
                                                                                                            Day Pass             changed hands on February 16th, 2011. Longtime local businessman,
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                                                                                                               $7.00             fitness center and has already begun to make some welcome changes.
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                                                                      Signs Your Girlfriend                              SHAWN: 3 year
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                                                                     Is Going to Dump You                             They call me Shawn,
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                                                                                                                                 Name a famous Scotsman: Jock
                                                                    As an instructor in driver education at the local
“Every child has great ambitions. As he grows,                        area High School, I’ve learned that even the         Another famous Scotsman: Vinnie Jones
he is bombarded by negative suggestions -- you                      brightest students can become flustered behind
                                                                                                                          Name something with a hole in it: window
  can’t do this; you can’t do that; be careful;                                        the wheel.
  look for security, and so on. Year by year,                       One day I had three beginners in the car, each        Name a non-living object with legs: plant
 he experiences the ‘realities’ of life, and his                         scheduled to drive for 30 minutes.
                                                                                                                                Name a domestic animal: leopard
 ambitions fade away. Figuratively speaking,                       When the first student had completed his time, I
 most people die by the time they reach their                     asked him to change places with one of the others.     Name a part of the body beginning with ‘N’:
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                                                                   ahead, he asked in a shaky voice, “Should I stop
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                                                              Of course, this will not stop him
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                                                                            less lane.

                                                               SHOES: When preparing for
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                                                             gets to work, she will put on her
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                                                             CATS: Women love cats. Men
                                                              say they love cats, but when
                                                             women aren’t looking, men kick
                                                                          cats.

                                                               DRESSING UP: A woman will
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                                                                                                                               “Dad, how do fish breathe?”
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                                                                                                                        “Dad, do you mind if I ask you questions?”
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                                                                                                                        forgotten the words.




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 Very nice retirement or starter home with full,       in township. Features newer eat-in kitchen, family          cabin included. Electric on site. Adjoins to
 partially finished basement. Great neighborhood        room with free standing gas stove, large laundry/           14 acres. Railroad property (not in use).                                            inside says “Prepare three envelopes”.
 and lovely yard. Seller is offering a One Year Home   mud room with 1/2 bath and extra storage. 2 tier            $29,900 MLS# 271639
 Warranty. $69,900 MLS# 268508                         deck & fenced in yard. Finished 2 car heated
                                                       attached garage plus a bonus 2 car detached
                                                       garage with workshop. $115,000 MLS# 271487                                                                                      That some good can be derived from ever y event is a
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 An excellent neighborhood to retire or raise your     room w/ mini bar. Private patio w/outdoor electric. Newer
 family. $89,900 MLS# 268109                           furnace, air conditioner & 200 amp service. Near schools.
                                                                                                                   situated on 1.40 acres/several outbuildings &
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 large nicely manicured corner lot. Some features
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 one year old, built in China cabinet, skylights in    of Spruce. 5,000 sq.ft. Sold ‘’As Is’’.                     storage in attached garage, slider off dining room to
 kitchen and bathrooms, sprinkler system, central
 air and security doors. Within walking distance to
                                                       handicap accessible. 30,000 sq.ft. parking
                                                       lot. 4 furnaces. Newer hot water tank (100
                                                                                                                   10x8 deck. This low maintenance home is conveniently                “It’s a guy thing,” REALLY MEANS, “There is no rational thought
                                                                                                                   located close to Lake Huron, parks and recreation.
 Long Lake Access. $89,900 MLS# 269015                 gallon). $45,000 MLS#271495                                 ‘’MOVE IN CONDITION’’! $72,900 MLS# 270792                        pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of
                                                                                                                                                                                                          making it logical.”
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                                                                                                                                                                                                           on the table?”
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 bath, 2 car garage home has to offer. Bright open     offer. Comfortable living & family rooms, built in china    Situated on 2.2 Ac treed lot, this 3 bdrm, 1.5
 floor plan, large kitchen, sky light, breakfast bar    cabinets in kitchen, newer furnace & hudifier (02) roof,     bath home offers a large eat-in kitchen, 1st                                          idea how it works.”
 and walk-in pantry. Master bath with garden tub       windows&siding replaced in 93-basement sparkles w/          floor laundry, spacious family rm perfect family
 and walk in closet. Dining area includes a built in   fresh coat of paint&tiled floors, 15x14 patio off finished    gatherings. Just a stones throw from pristine jewell
 China cabinet. Slider to deck, circle drive, treed    garage. Large city lot-Immediate occupancy. Freshly         Lake. Ideal ‘’North Getaway’’ or hunting camp.                       “I’m getting more exercise lately,” REALLY MEANS, “The
 lot & within walking distance to lake access. Land    painted living room & bathroom. Land Contract Terms         Needs a little TLC. Land Contract Terms Available.
 Contract Terms Available. $110,000 MLS# 266617        Available. $69,900 MLS# 264604                              $29,900 MLS# 264618                                                             batteries in the remote are dead.”



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                                                                                                            Glennie, MI
                                                                                                           989-735-5811
                                                                                                                (or)
                                                                                                           800-650-5566
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Curtisville & County Road 604, South Branch: 40
                                            HeritageHouseRealty.com                                                                                                               Quick Oil Change – Oscoda… Just listed! Asking only           Acre Parcel; Adjoining Federal Land; Gas, oil & mineral
                                                                                                                                                                                  $179,000 for this great opportunity. Formerly Valvoline Oil   rights included with sale. Terrain varies. Heavily wooded
  534 Turner Road, Curran - Nicely                                                   Tomahawk Lake Rd-Atlanta, Want some of                                                       Change. Includes 2400 sf commercial rental in rear as well    to mildly wooded. $104,000
                                                                                                                                                                                  as the 1500 oil change facility. Buy yourself a job!!!!!!
  maintained cabin features updated windows                                          northern Michigan’s finest hunting and fishing?
  and vinyl siding. Comes fully furnished and                                        This one of a kind offering will give you just that.
  is ready for immediate occupancy. Just                                             Heavily wooded with all kinds of seclusion. You
  a stones throw from the national forest.                                           will not see another camp on this lake where
  2 bedrooms with 2 car detached garage                                              I have been told that the bluegills require two
  asking only $43,900                                                                hands to hold. Includes most furnishings, pole
                                                                                     barn, dock and tractor. Shown only to pre-
  10 Acres & McGillis Creek, Mikado                                                  qualified purchasers who have been seeking
  – Square ten acre parcel at the corner                                             the dream come true property. $349,900                                                                                                                     2841 North Lake Rd-Glennie, not only do you get 100
  of Hubbard Lake Road and F-30. Well                                                                                                                                                                                                           acres of fantastic wooded wildlife splendor, you also
  wooded with a mixture of tree types. Decent                                        Van Ettan Creek lot, Oscoda: Zoned high                                                                                                                    get approximately 10 acres of North Indian Lake. 4 or
                                                                                                                                                                                  Alvin Rd-Mikado - 80 heavily wooded acres with                5 bedroom, 2 bath house, pole barn, 16’ x 13’ deck
  building site. Motivated seller asking only
                                                                                     density residential with some commercial                                                     Roy Creek running through property, 1900+ sf                  overlooks a landscaped hill side $375,000
  $19,000.00                                                                                                                                                                      modern hunting camp, complete trail system, great
                                                                                     possibilities. Fronts on Van Ettan Creek and
                                                                                                                                                                                  hunting and fishing! Reduced to $244,900
                                                                                     busy highway F-41. Ideal for house or small
  3.79 Acres, Rollways Road - Located
                                                                                     professional service or retail shop. $24,000
  within walking distance of Jose Lake and a
  short distance to the AuSable River. Borders
                                                                                     Oscoda-113 Plus Acres, some of North
  tons of Federal land. Excellent building site
                                                                                     East Michigan’s best hunting. Whitetail deer,
  for the up north dream home. $13,000.00
                                                                                     grouse, woodcock, turkey, coyotes, waterfowl
                                                                                     all abound. Some food plots already in place
  10 Acres - Cruzen Road, Mikado. Heavily
  wooded 10 acre parcel that has electric and                                        with well established lush clover. Includes                                                                                                                7411 Maplehurst Way – Oscoda, Spacious 3 bed, 2
                                                                                                                                                                                  Curran, Michigan - 1791 M-65 - Cozy Home. Close               Surrounded by woods and inside Lakewood Shores golf
  phone at road. High and low land. Great for                                        a 400 sf one room cabin with wood stove,                                                                                                                   course, in-ground sprinkler system, large deck, storage shed
                                                                                                                                                                                  to town. Ready for Your finishing touches. 2 bedroom,
  hunting or for your home site! Asking only                                         gas lights & wired for generator. Reduced to                                                 1 bath. Land Contract terms possible!!! $21,000               with electric, four large lots, and wildlife galore.. $112,900
  $24,900.                                                                           $200,000.


  Golf Course & Club House – Glennie                                                 32 Acres Harrisville – Fantastic parcel ideal
  18 hole course with deluxe 12,000 sf club                                          for your home site or for development into
  house, restaurant, banquet facility. Ideal                                         profitable smaller parcels. Located right on
  development possibilities, Give Jeff a call….                                      M-72 only a minute from downtown Harrisville.
                                                                                     Asking a mere $34,500.
  Lake Huron, Oscoda’ boat slip #82.
  14x25. has direct access to Lake Huron                                             10 Acres Curran - Nicely wooded parcel in
                                                                                                                                                                                  Orchard and Berry Farm - Mikado. Includes cider               3435 McCollum Lake Road-Curran, Gorgeous 2 bath 2
  a 2 level dock to allow for changing water                                         Lakes of the Green with access to 2 private                                                  operation building and equipment, approximately 800 apple     bedroom home. Includes 68 acres with food-plots and trails
  levels, water and electric hook up, and                                            lakes. Includes 800 sf, 1 bedroom 1 bath home                                                trees, approximately 800 to 1000 blueberry bushes. Could      throughout. Close to McCollum lake. Many custom details
  gated parking. Reduced to $3,500                                                   with a pole barn. $59,900                                                                    be the perfect family business. Reduced to $100,000           inside-must see! Reduced to $189,000
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                                                                    Hop in For Your                      on Sage Lake with sandy
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                                                                                                                                                     112 ACRES, JOHNSON CREEK flows
                                                                      New ‘Do!                                                                      through part of this 112 acre beautifully
                                                                                                                                                   wooded prime hunting parcel then to State
                   SCR EEN PR INTIN G                                                                                                              Land. Well built three bedroom, 1.5 bath,
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                                                                                                                   $179,900.
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                                                                                                       LARGE COMMERCIAL 4140 sq.ft. building,
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                                                                  A man is sitting at home on         positive income and space for another renter!
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                                                                   the veranda with his wife             lobby, kitchen, several bathrooms, central
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   Pontoon Redecking               Pontoon Specialists            having a beer, and he says,             yard, paved drive and excellent location,
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  Pontoon Customizing              MARINE SERVICES                       “I love you.”                                    $150,000
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    Pontoon Hauling                   Steve & Shellie Baker       She asks, “Is that you or the                                                               up with private quarters for
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                                                                                                        three bedroom 1 1/2 bath home with
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                                                                                                          attached garage has a finished loft
                                                                              A man was visiting         that was used a fourth bedroom, all
                                                                                Ireland and got a      on about 1/2 acre with a wooded area
                                                                                                                   behind $39,900
                                                                               parking ticket. He
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                                                                                                                                                         READY TO MOVE IN TO, nice, clean,
                                                                                                                                                         three bedroom home on large corner
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                                                                                                                                                         3/4 baths, 2 car garage, paved drive,
                                                                                      court.                                                                wooded area out back. Close to
   1           g           b                        49   7                                                                                                Sand Lake access and the National
                                                                                The judge asked                                                                     Forest, $79,900

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                                                                                                         2.75 bath home, featuring
                                                                                                         a great room, library/music

 9                                     g             c     f                   saying that a sign     room, spa, lakeside deck, 6 car
                                                                                                        work shop with lift and more,
                                                                              indicated he could                  $179,900
 d   b              a 2              8 3               f 4                        park there.                                                      REDUCED LAKE HURON SANDY
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                                                                               “What did the sign                                                  with new siding, shingles, carpet and
   7                e g              5         6     b   3 1                          say?”                                                         flooring. Has a fireplace and large
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Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the reader who                                                                                                                   I don’t think our kids know what an apron is.
doesn’t get it.
                                                                                                                                                                    The principal use of Grandma’s apron was to protect the dress
Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very high.                                                                                                                     underneath because she only had a few and because it was easier to
                                                                                                                                                                  wash aprons than dresses and aprons required less material. But
Karmageddon: It’s like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad                                                                                       along with that, it served as a potholder for removing hot pans from
vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it’s, like, a serious bum-                                                                                                                 the oven.
mer.
                                                                                                                                                                It was wonderful for drying children’s tears, and on occasion was even
Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they                                                                                                             used for cleaning out dirty ears.
come at you rapidly.
                                                                                                                                                                  From the chicken coop, the apron was used for carrying eggs, fussy
Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a refund from the IRS, which lasts until                                                                                      chicks, and sometimes half-hatched eggs to be finished in the warming
you realise it was your money to start with.                                                                                                                                                    oven.

                                                                                                                                                                 When company came, those aprons were ideal hiding places for shy
                                                                                                                                                                                            kids.




                 ~                                                                                                          ~
                                                                                                                                                                   And when the weather was cold, Grandma wrapped it around her
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    Saturday, April 16th, 4:30-7:00 pm                                                                                                                          Chips and kindling wood were brought into the kitchen in that apron.
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        5-12 years, under 5 free                                                                                                                                               After the peas had been shelled, it carried out the hulls.

                       Serving Baked                                                                                                                            In the fall, the apron was used to bring in apples that had fallen from
                                                                                                                                                                                               the trees.
                   Potatoes with All the                                                                                                                         When unexpected company drove up the road, it was surprising how
                    Trimmings, Pie and                                                                                                                            much furniture that old apron could dust in a
                     Various Desserts,                                                                                                                                        matter of seconds.

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                                                                                                                                                                                     dinner.
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                                                                                                                                                                           that served so many purposes.
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                                                                             person he came across.
It was many years ago since the embarrassing day when a young
  woman, with a baby in her arms, entered his butcher shop and             Once in town the first person
 confronted him with the news that the baby was his and asked               the dog owner came across
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                                                                         A little boy was afraid of the
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                                                                           at her son. “You don’t have
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                                                                                                                                                                             My dear friend, a divorcee, never remarried, and
  A counterfeiter decided that                                                                                                                                                     her daughter wanted to know why.
  the easiest way to pass off
  his phony $18 bills would be                                                                                                                                                 “The men I know would bring too much heavy
 to unload them in some small                                                                                                                                                baggage to the marriage and I simply don’t want
 rural town, so he drove until                                                                                                                                                       to put up with it,” she explained.
  he found a tiny town with a                                                                                                                                                 Taking her mother’s hand in hers, my friend’s
   single general merchandise                                                                                                                                                daughter said sweetly, “I hate to break the news
  store. He entered the store,                                                                                                                                                 to you, Mom, but you’re not exactly carry-on
  went up to the counter, and                                                                                                                                                                   yourself.
handed one of the bogus bills
to the man behind the counter.
                                                                                                                                                                            After learning the Lamaze method of natural
“Could you change this for me,
                                                                                                                                                                                childbirth, I was admitted to the delivery
            please?”                                                                                                                                                                          room with my wife.
                                                                                                                                                                             It seemed like an eternity before the doctor
 The store clerk looked at the                                                                                                                                               finally announced, “I’ve got the head now;
  bill for a few seconds then                                                                                                                                                             just a few more minutes.”
smiled at the man. “Of course I                                                                                                                                                   “Is it a girl or boy?” I asked excitedly.
 can. Would you prefer two $9                                                                                                                                               The doctor replied, “I don’t know. It’s hard to
     bills or three $6 bills?
                                                                              “work stress is gettin’ to you too, eh buddy?”                                                                    tell by the ears.”



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                                                                                                                                                                                                             Ron Mathison
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                                                                                                                                                                                                             Steve DuBree
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                                                                                Here are a few of our listings. We invite you to call, come in
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                                                                                                                                                                      FULLY FURNISHED!!! Perfect vacation get-away. Completely remodeled
                                                                                    WHAT A BARGAIN.!! Seller serious about selling!!! 33.7 beautiful acres            cottage one block from Lake Huron. Nice open layout makes it seem so
                                                                                    out in the country and still close to civilization!! Built in 2006, this lovely   much larger. Updates include, vinyl siding, roof, furnace, hot water heater,
                                                                                    3 bedroom, 2 bath home comes with everything you might need and                   interior and exterior doors, new kitchen, laminate flooring throughout and
 GREAT BUILDING LOT across the street from Lake Huron just north of                 then some. Located on a paved county maintained road, this beautifully            a new front window. You really just have to see this one. Lot is wooded at
 the 3 mile park area. Beautifully wooded with electric and gas at the street.      wooded property offers privacy as well as all the wildlife you can imagine.       back and one side. $44,900 # 081-10-0001GL
 $10,000 # 081-11-0011GL                                                            Deer blinds set up. Storage galore in the 2 1/2 car garage, 30X40 pole
                                                                                    barn and additional 1 1/2 car heated garage/workshop. Property has been
                                                                                    stake surveyed and copy of survey is in the file. Come on out and take a
                                                                                    look, you won’t be disappointed. $149,000 # 081-09-0020GL




                                                                                                                                                                      ABSOLUTELY CHARMING HOME with 3 bedroom unit 1st floor and 2
                                                                                                                                                                      bedroom unit 2nd floor. Live in one, rent the other or rent both and let the
                                                                                                                                                                      renters build your equity. Large barn style garage with 2nd floor for pos-
                                                                                                                                                                      sibility of bunk house or apt. for another rental. Large second floor deck
                                                                                                                                                                      off upper unit, great for parties, bar-b-ques, etc. Deeded easement to Van
                                                                                                                                                                      Etten Lake directly across street from this home. Enjoy swimming, fishing,
                                                                                                                                                                      kayaking, etc. $69,000 # 081-10-0045GL
 THIS BEAUTIFUL 4 BEDROOM HOME is one of the nicest homes in the


                                                                                                                                                                            VACANT LOTS
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 into a home you must see inside to appreciate. It has gorgeous hard wood           NEW CONSTRUCTION SCHOOL BUILT HOME. Exterior finished, interior
 floors and new master bedroom suite that was built on the main floor with its
 own large master bath that is handicap accessible & walk in closet. This home
                                                                                    has some work completed. Furnace is in, hot water heater still in box.
                                                                                    Electrical in and exterior walls insulated. Ceilings insulated and drywalled.            We have vacant lots
 is a Great deal for about half the price the homeowner has into it. Plus AuSable
 River access right around the corner. $79,900 # 081-11-0017GL
                                                                                    Full 12 Block Basement. A Great Opportunity to Finish as you please.
                                                                                    $69,000 # 081-09-0050GL
                                                                                                                                                                          starting at $1,600 and up!
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   First Public Meeting at the New Location 6pm, Dr.Bob and the Certification Crew will be
     doing certifications! April 20th: NEW LOCATION CELEBRATION, Music, Prizes, Info,
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                                                                                                                    hung a sign that said,
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                                                                                                                     arrived with only three
                                                                                                                    sausages instead of the
                                                                                                                    usual four. The waitress                                                      Our minister announced that admission to a
                                                                                                                    explained that the cook                                                       church social event would be six dollars per
                                                                                                                   had dropped one and was                                                                           person.
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                              1-2 yr old British
                                                                 3-4 months old and
                                                                 just beautiful!! She
                                                                                                                                                                                                       that information for only a buck?”
                             Shorthair, up to date
                                                                is up to date on shots,
                            on shots and ready for
                                                                   and she has been                                “The closest to perfection a
                                his new home.
                                                                                                                   person ever comes is when
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 Volunteer Time at the Shelter! 1 or 2 Hours a week will help immensely!                                                      form.”                                                             on a leash. He asked if it was okay to bring his
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                                                                                       Kids activities should always be supervised by an adult.
             Spring is Here!!!

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    1. WOFSLRE____________________                                                    Cotton balls
                                                                                      Foam (polystyrene) egg
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                                                                                      Thicker pink chenille stem (pipe cleaner)                           APPLIANCE & TV SALE
    3. ASBLBAEL____________________                                                   Wiggle eyes
                                                                                      Small pink pom-pom                                                Refrigerators                           Ranges               TV 55”
                                                                                      Thin wire
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                                                                                      Wire cutters                                                            at                                  at                   at
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                                                                                      Cardboard
                                                                                      Scissors
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                                                                                      Glue
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                                                                                      HOW TO MAKE IT:
                                                                                      Glue cotton balls on a foam egg for tail and
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           5. JACKETS, 6. PLAYGROUND,                                                 and thin wire whiskers.                                          your heart or burn down your house, you can
           3. BASEBALL, 4. GARDENING,                                                 Place on a cardboard circle with hole cut out                                        never tell.
            1. FLOWERS, 2. SHOWERS,                                                   for base of egg to rest in. The cardboard can
                                                                                      be covered with fabric or lace.
                                                                                                                                                            NEDO’S FARM MARKET
                                                                                                                                                             & DRIVING RANGE
A prosecuting attorney            A man inserted an advertisement in the                                                                                                            4686 F-41, Mikado, MI 48745
 just could not believe                                                                                                                                                               Your Full Service Market
                                           classified: Wife Wanted.                                                                                        Special                 Sunday 9am-9pm • Mon-Sat 9am-10pm
that a jury had found                                                                                                                                                                                                       Spring
   the defendant not
                                 The next day he received over 100 letters!!                                                                              Dog Foods
                                                                                                                                                                                        Specializing in * Fresh Produce         Beer
         guilty.                 They all said the same thing, “You can have                                                                                                      Convenience Foods * Hardware * Beer * Wine Specials
                                                    mine!”                                                                                                 Wild Bird
                                                                                                                                                                                  Liquor * Lotto * Pet Supplies * Wildlife Feed
                                                                                                                                                            Feed        GREENHOUSE OPENS MOTHERS DAY WEEKEND
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        Ser                             2003 Lincoln Town Car Cartier               2009 Chevrolet Silverado 1500               2007 Ford F-150
                                                                                                                          Lariat, 48,769 mi $23,989
                                                                                                                                                               2006 Chevrolet Monte Carlo LT
                                                                                                                                                                  50,100 miles $11,495
                                                                                                                                                                                                                 !
                                           65,467 miles $12,995                        36,733 miles $19,895
                                           4.6L V8 auto U2906                          4.8L V8 auto U2792                4WD 5.4L V8 auto P2809                   3.5L V6 auto U2904




    2008 Ford Fusion SE I4                 2009 Ford Fusion SE V6                         2008 Lincoln MKZ                 2010 Ford Taurus SEL                    2008 GMC Envoy SLE//2                 2008 Ford Fusion SEL V6
   One owner, 25,619 mi $15,995         One owner, 13,910 mi $17,995                    One owner $20,995              Leather, 18,105 mi $23,995                One owner, 37,103 mi $22,995           One owner, 54,045 miles $15,500
      2.3L 4-cyl P2940                      3.0L V6 auto P2954                          3.5L V6 auto P2922                3.5L V6 auto P2784                      4WD 4.2L 6-cyl P2959                   3.0L V-6 auto P2832




2007 Ford Explorer Eddie Bauer                  2010 Ford Escape XLT                    2006 Ford Explorer XLT 4.6L     2001 Lincoln Town Car Executive         2005 Mercury Grand Marquis GS         2010 Ford E-350 Super Duty
 52,460 mi, like new $22,989                    14,885 miles $21,500                             $9,995                             $7,995                                $9,995                     12 pass, 15,713 miles $19,995
 4WD 4.6L V8 auto U2798                         2.5L 4-cyl auto P2921                     4.6L V8 auto U2852                4.6L V8 auto U2948                     4.6L V8 auto U2950                    5.4L V-8 auto P2896




      2009 Ford F-150                       2007 Ford F-150 SuperCrew                2010 Ford E-350 Super Duty             2007 Ford Focus ST                   2009 Ford Flex Limited                2008 Chevrolet Uplander LS
One owner, 34,417 mi $24,995                 One owner $21,995                     12-pass, 21,844 miles $19,995          48,950 miles 11,995                  One owner, 15,483 mi $29,995                 Only $12,995
   5.4L V8 auto P2941                        5.4L V8 auto U2934                        5.4L V8 auto P2920                    2.3L 4-cyl U2931                   AWD 3.5L V-6 auto U2869                 3.9L V-6 auto U2888




     2009 Ford Focus SEL
  One owner, leather, moon roof,            2007 Ford Edge SEL Plus                      2008 Ford F-150              2007 Ford Explorer Eddie Bauer V6          2008 Ford F-150 SuperCrew           2005 Ford Explorer Limited 4.6L
       15K miles $14,500                Panoramic roof, only 33k miles $21,500        One owner, only $19,995               One owner $19,995                  37,545 mi, One owner $28,995                     $12,495
 FWD 2.0L 4cyl auto U2715                AWD 3.5L V6 auto U2803                      4WD 4.6L V-8 auto P2837                4.0L V6 auto U2951                  4WD 5.4L V-8 auto U2814                 4.6L V8 auto U2961




        2010 Ford Mustang                 2008 Chevrolet Impala LS                      2008 Chevrolet Tahoe             2008 Ford Taurus Limited               2008 Chevrolet Impala LT 3.5L        2010 Ford Explorer Eddie Bauer
Leather, one owner, 23,836 mi $20,995   One owner, 21,436 mi $14,495                   33,800 miles $26,995            One owner, leather, 42,247 mi $17,995       One owner $14,995                     22,822 miles $27,995
     4.0L V6 auto P2566                    3.5L V6 auto P2927                          5.3L V8 auto U2808               FWD 3.5L V6 auto U2777                     3.5L V6 auto P2926                     4.0L V6 auto P2932




    2008 Chevrolet Trailblazer                          2007 Ford Escape XLT                    2009 Mercury Grand Marquis LS                       2008 Ford F-150 SuperCrew                  2009 Mercury Sable Premier
LT, moon roof, one owner $18,995                 61,830 mi, Moon roof, one owner $14,995           24,217 miles $16,495                              34,579 miles $28,995                         One owner $18,995
    4WD 4.2L 6-cyl P2860                          4WD 2.3L 4-cyl auto U2734                         4.6L V8 auto U2936                                5.4L V8 auto U2845                          3.5L V6 auto U2943




                                                      2010 Ford Focus SEL
         2005 Ford F-250                           One owner, leather, moon roof,               2004 Chevrolet Silverado 1500                       2009 Chevrolet HHR LT                        2010 Chevrolet Impala LS
       One owner, $13,989                               9,453 mi $15,995                                  $11,995                               35,227 miles One owner $14,989                21,477 miles One owner. Only $15,695
                                                    2.0L 4-cyl auto U2908                          5.3L V8 auto U2790                           FWD 2.2L 4cyl auto P2743                           3.5L V6 auto P2635
         5.4L V8 P2874




           2010 Ford F-150                            2006 Cadillac DTS Lux II                      2010 Ford Focus SEL                              2007 Cadillac DTS Lux II                       2003 GMC Envoy
31,407 mi, One owner, long box HD $26,995             One owner, 58,604 mi $18,995              One owner, leather $15,995                            One owner $18,995                        Leather, moon roof $9,995
          5.4L V8 U2877                                4.6L V8 auto P2953                            2.0L 4-cyl U2905                                 4.6L V8 auto P2958                         4.2L V6 auto P2873

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                                                                                 Sale ends April 15, 2011
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