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FICTION
That tastes Korman, Gordon
funny! F FFO Losing Joe's Place
Fforde, Jasper. A fast and funny tale of three young teens
The Eyre affair: A Novel on their own for the first time, staying in a
YA BOW It’s 1985 in an alternative and offbeat
It s cool pad in a foreign country. But two of the
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Bowers, Laura Britain where literature theft is high crime. three lose their jobs, their Camaro is stolen
Beauty Shop for Rent: Fully Equipped, Hilariously nutty characters come and the boys soon find themselves all
Inquire Within together to solve the mystery of who stole fighting over the same girl.
the original manuscript of Charles Recommended for grades 6-9.
After her mother abandons her, 14-year-
Dickens’s Martin Chuzzlewit.
old Abbey Garner lives with her great
grandmother and becomes part of Recommended for Adult/High School.
School YA LIM
Granny Po’s "family" of hilariously Limb, Sue
mismatched women in a small-town Girl, 15, Charming But Insane
YA HAY
beauty parlor. Hayes, Daniel In bold, sassy style, British teen Jess
Eye of the Beholder Jordan shares, in hilarious detail, her
Recommended for grades 6-10.
dissatisfaction with her physique while
Down with chicken pox, but up for some narrating her humiliating attempts to attract
YA CAB fun, T l
f d Lymie create b
Tyler and L i bogus an unattainable hunk
Cabot, Meg sculptures that their town believes are the
The Princess Diaries Recommended for grades 7-10.
genuine last works of a famed artist. But
“I am so NOT a princess” is 15-year-old when the art world starts buzzing, the
joke may backfire. YA NEL
Mia’s response when she learns that she Nelson, Theresa
is the sole heir to her father’s throne in the Recommended for grades 6-8. Ruby Electric: A Novel
Genovia.
tiny European country of Genovia The
pressure mounts when the press gets Intelligent, creative redhead Ruby Miller
wind of Mia’s story and her Genovian YA HIA writes fantasy screenplays to elevate her
grandmother comes to give her princess Hiaasen, Carl absent father to superhero status. Ironic
lessons. High tops clash hilariously with Hoot humor provides relief from more serious
high society as Mia undergoes her royal issues as Ruby is paired for a school
Someone has been sabotaging the site project with two boys, Big Skinny and
transformation. Paula s All American
of Mother Paula's All-American Pancake Mouse, who specialize i armpit " i
M h i li in "
it "noises".
Recommended for grades 7-10. House. Pure silliness results when a
buffoonish construction site manager and Recommended for grades 5-8.
YA CUS the local cops try to catch the culprit
YA PAU
Cushman, Karen who’s been putting alligators in the porta-
Paulsen, Gary
Catherine, Called Birdy potties. Behind the scenes is Mullet
How Angel Peterson Got His Name
Fingers – trying to protect endangered
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A rebellious 14 ld di
14-year-old medieval l miniature owls living in burrows under B in ll North Woods town make
Boys i a small N th W d t k
heroine, determined not to marry the man the site. their own extreme sports by hang gliding
of her father's choice, keeps a journal in with an old army parachute, shooting over a
which she amusingly and honestly Recommended for grades 6-9. waterfall in a barrel, and skiing attached to
records the events of her life. the back of a racing car.
Recommended for grades 6-9. Recommended for grades 5-8.
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YA PAU
Paulsen, Gary
NON-FICTION
WARNING!
Harris and Me: A Summer
Remembered
Dumped on yet another distant relative's
doorstep by his alcoholic parents an 11-
parents, LAUGH AT YOUR OWN RISK
year-old boy is initiated into country life 741.5 SCH at the
with a swift kick in the head by Vivian the Schulz, Charles West Milford Township Library
cow, and assorted dares and humiliations
conducted by rude and reckless nine-
The complete Peanuts : 1950 to 1952
The complete Peanuts : 1955 to 1956
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year-old Harris. The complete Peanuts : 1961 to 1962
Please be advised that reading
6 9.
Recommended for grades 6-9 Enjoy the timeless antics of Charlie f the books from thi li t
any of th b k f this list
YA PEC Brown, Linus and Lucy in this series of
original Peanuts comics.
may cause you to come down
Peck, Richard
with the following symptoms:
Fair Weather: A Novel Recommended for Adult/High School.
For their first venture off the family farm, Fifteen facial muscles will
“country bumpkins” Rosie and her siblings
get shipped off to A
hi d ff Aunt E
Euterpe “ well-off
“a ll ff
contract and stimulation of the
Chicago widow with social aspirations” zygomatic major muscle (the
with eccentric Granddad in tow. main lifting mechanism of your
Recommended for grades 5-8. upper lip) will occur.
J PEC
Peck Richard
Peck,
Simultaneously…
The Teacher's Funeral: Your respiratory system will
A Comedy in Three Parts become upset by the epiglottis
Following the tradition of Mark Twain, this half-closing the larynx, so that
humorous tale gently pokes fun at 1904 West Milford Township Library air intake occurs irregularly,
social manners in the "backwoodsiest 1490 Union Valley Road making you gasp. In extreme
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corner of Indiana ” W t Milford, NJ 07480
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circumstances the tear ducts
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YA ROS
Rosten, Carrie and the struggle for oxygen
Chloe Leiberman (Sometimes Wong) intake continues, the face will
Chl Li b
Chloe Lieberman li lives, b th
breathes, sleeps,
l become moist and possibly red
eats and drinks fashion. She always (or purple). The noises that
knows the right thing to wear—and what usually accompany this bizarre
you should be wearing, too. This book is behavior range from sedate
her application for design school. giggles to boisterous guffaws.
Recommended for grades 9 & up. 11/07