Smooth Sailing and a visit from, Shampoo!
(Khris’ house)
Inuyasha: (asleep on the floor snoring)
Kacei: he's so loud
Botan: did anyone check the mail?
Khris: I'll check (looking threw mail) junk...junk...oh my gosh (screams out of excitement)
Inuyasha: (wakes up in a haze) what, what is it?
Khris: (all bright and peppy) we're going on a cruise, so pack your bags everyone
Inuyasha: I don't have bags
Kagome: oh go back to sleep Inuyasha
Shippo: What's a cruise?
Kagome: it's when you go on a really big boat and go to different places and relax. (Smiles)
Shippo: that sounds fun
Khris: (looks at it more carefully) uh guys, minor problem, the ship sets sail in less than an
hour! How are we gonna get there in time?
Hiei: first of all calm down, I can teleport us there
Khris: I forgot about that, thanks Hiei, now if you'll all excuse me (Runs up stairs and packs)
(All girls follow her)
Yusuke: this should be fun
Kurama: I wonder, do you think they'll have ping-pong?
Kuwabara: I just want to hang out with my Yukina
Hiei: lay a hand on her and you won't live long enough to regret it
Inuyasha: it's gonna be lovey-dovey if you ask me.
Yoh: well, there's also other activities
Ranma: yeah, but if I were you I wouldn't pass up this time with Kagome, (smirks) maybe the two
of you could make out on the deck while no one's looking, (laughs)
Inuyasha: WHAT?!?!?!?
Sesshomaru: here we go
Len: aww puppy boy's all embarrassed (he and Ranma laugh)
Yusuke: I bet those two haven’t even kissed before, ha (he, Len, and Ranma laugh)
Miroku: *thinks* actually they have....That time where Kagome had to save him when he
transformed
Inuyasha: SHUT-UP MIROKU!!!
Yusuke: ha, what's the matter huh, Inuyasha
Ranma: he probably doesn’t have the guts to even try kissing her again
Len: (laughs)
Kacei: (walk down the stairs) you know what Len I'm getting tired of your mouth. Yusuke don't
make me tell Kayko and Ranma if you don't stop I'll get the cold water and let Miroku drool over
you.
Ranma: I’d like to see you try
Len: you want to settle this now
Khris: (runs down carrying a HUGE pink suitcase) we don't have the time right now, we gotta go,
is everyone ready?
(All the girls come down stairs with bags)
girls: we are
Kacei: (gives Len and Ranma dirty looks) yeah I am too
Khris: great, lets save the violence for when we get there
Hiei: (teleports them)
(the S.S. Marine)
Khris: (shows the guy the tickets) lets go (grabs Tama's arm)
Tamahome: ok coming
Karith: (laughs)
(everyone gets on)
Khris: what should we do first
Link: lets go swimming
Ranma: sounds good to me
(Everyone gets into bathing suites and meets at the pool)
Ranma (girl): it's a good thing we're hear, I need the some good old R and R
Shampoo: Nihao Ranma!
Ranma: (thoughts: it can't be) Shampoo?!
Shampoo: What you doing here Ranma?
Ranma: trying to relax
Karith: who's the new girl Ranma?
Ranma: oh this is Shampoo, she's a good friend
Shampoo: (hugs Ranma) I so glad to see you
Akane: Uhhhh Shampoo, what are you doing here?
Shampoo: (looks at Ranma) you brought pervert girls too?
Akane: who are you calling a pervert!
Karith and Kacei: excuse us? What do you mean by pervert girls?
Ranma: I think she just meant girl, her Japanese isn't that good
Shampoo: Shampoo only call Akane that cause she is one, Shampoo remember time where
Akane walked in on us while (Ranma covers her mouth)
Akane: how could I forget that!
Karith: (lifts an eyebrow) o…k
Ranma: So Shampoo, is the old ghoul here too?
Shampoo: no, great-grandmother staying home, Shampoo all alone
Kacei: well you can stay with us if you like. Then you wouldn't be alone
Shampoo: that sound like fun, what should we do
(pool side)
Khris: (sitting on a chair playing with a laptop) hey Inuyasha, come here I want to show you
something
Inuyasha: (goes over to her) what is it?
Khris: check out this website I think you'll like it (shows him a website with ways to torture
Sesshomaru, (http://web.utk.edu/~bborchar/things_to_sesshoumaru.html)
Inuyasha: (evil laugh) did you show him?
Khris: of coarse not, do you think I have a death wish?!
Inuyasha: I will then because do you see number one? Ha, ha, ha
Khris: yeah I saw it, “Have his little brother beat him up time and time again”, I thought you'd like
that
Inuyasha: (laughs) SESSHOMARU!!!! Come here!!!!
Sesshomaru: (comes) what is it you mutt?
Inuyasha: (look at this)
Sesshomaru: (reads)
Khris: (thoughts: he's going to kill me after he's done)
Sesshomaru: who is this person and where can I find them?
Khris: I don't know, obviously someone who doesn’t like you (thoughts: good thing he didn't read
the interviews)
Sesshomaru: it was Naraku wasn’t it
Khris: I doubt that, unless he’s has a computer in his hideout in the feudal era
Sesshomaru: this must be dealt with so prepare to fight Inuyasha!
Inuyasha: WHAT?!?!?
Khris: wait a minute, he didn't do it either
Sesshomaru: but it must be dealt with somehow
Inuyasha: Fine then
Khris: well, you could be bigger than that person and just forget about it, maybe you'll feel better if
you read what they do to Jaken (clicks the link)
Inuyasha: (cracks up)
Sesshomaru: he deserves it (he would smile but as you know that never happens)
Khris: true, maybe you guys could answer some of the unanswerable questions on this site, I’m
curious to know the answers (http://web.utk.edu/~bborchar/unanswerable_questions.html)
Inuyasha: I was asleep (really he was) and as you can see my Kimono is red. I got Tetsusiaga
because I protect humans for reasons unknown
Khris: well the fans will be happy to know that, the kimono question is there because sometimes it
appears to be pink or purple in the manga, but you didn't need to know that
Inuyasha: Fans? What fans?
Khris: oh, umm, there are books about your adventures in the feudal era, take a look (hands him
volume #1)
Inuyasha: (goes off and reads it)
Kacei: (pops out of nowhere) what ya doing?
Khris: nothing much, Inuyasha and Sesshomaru are just discovering that they have fans (shows
her the website)
Kacei: oh well question 45. He doesn’t hate humans and he won't admit it (glares at him) because
what about Rin?
Ranma: (walks over and looks at the computer) Akane always gets the water more than I do, so
how should I know, I know another way to torture Sesshomaru, lock him in a room with Shampoo
Khris: (laughs)
Kacei: huh? What’s wrong with Shampoo?
Ranma: she's very, very, hyper
Shampoo: (walks over) you talking 'bout me
Khris: good going Ranma
Ranma: (nervous smile) Uhhhh, we were just looking at a website, that's all
Kacei: he was talking about you.
Shampoo: what he say
Khris: he was saying your a little hyper
Shampoo: well, I guess he do have point, Shampoo always full of energy, ready for good time
Kacei: that reminds me where's Len I need to...speak with him.
Ranma: he's playing ping-pong with Kurama
Khris: (walks over to Inuyasha) you done yet?
Inuyasha: how do they know all of this?
Khris: I don't know, maybe someone's been watching you and writing it down in a journal or
something, they even have all the times you and Kagome fought in there
Inuyasha: so they could be watching me right now?
Khris: I doubt it; we're not even in Japan right now
Inuyasha: (calms down) ok
Khris: don't be so paranoid Inuyasha, we're supposed to be have fun, so let's go, I bet there's
food somewhere on this boat
Inuyasha: RAMEN!!!
Khris: (smiles and giggles) maybe they'll have some, let's go look (heads for the dining hall)
Kacei: (Goes over to Len) Sorry Kurama can I borrow Len for a minute?
Kurama: of coarse
Len: what is it, it had better be important?
Kacei: (pulls him over to the side of the boat) why are you such a jerk?
Len: I'm not a jerk; I just want to be powerful and won’t let anyone stand in my way
Kacei: and am I in your way?
Len: no, not unless you’re a shaman, my family is counting on me to be the greatest, and I will
crush anyone who challenges me
Kacei: ok so... I'm not a shaman. Why do you act like o ones worthy? Why do you act like I'm not
worthy? Is it because I don't have powers like everyone else? (<--- remember she doesn't know)
Len: correct, why waste my time on you, you’re just a weak human, there isn't anything special
about your aura
Kacei: (looks at the ground and eyes kind of water) well I'm sorry that you feel that way, but I can't
change that (leaves)
Kurama: (walks over) looks like you upset her
Len: so what
Kurama: if Sesshomaru finds out, you're going to be just like Bason, dead
(Dining hall)
Inuyasha: food, food, food, wait I need my eating partner! YUSUKE!!!!!
Yusuke: yeah I’m coming
Ranma (boy): wait for me
Yusuke: when'd you change back
Ranma: about 5 minutes ago
Inuyasha: good now Miroku won't come
Ranma: he scares me, you sure he's strait?
Inuyasha: yes he is.
Ranma: then why the hell does he look at me like that!?
Yusuke: cause you're also a chick
Ranma: I guess that's true
Link: (pops up out of no where) hey Inuyasha, what's up?
Inuyasha: Food
Link: o....k, do you guys mind if I join you?
Yusuke: coarse not, grab a plate and sit down
Ranma: wasn't Khris here, I don't see her
Inuyasha: I hate it when she does that
Link: well at least you’re not related to her
Ranma: no, but he does have Sesshomaru
Yusuke: that's true
Link: I just hope he doesn’t hear us
Sesshomaru: yes I heard you
Ranma: (almost falls out of his chair) when'd you get here?
Sesshomaru: it's none of your concern (sits down)
Link: Inuyasha, after you’re done eating, can you train me more?
Inuyasha: sure I will
Link: thanks Inuyasha
Ranma: (thoughts: I wonder, should I stick bubble gum in Sesshomaru's tail)
Hiei: (pops up) I don't think it would be a wise decision on your part, Ranma
Ranma: why is everyone just randomly popping up
Khris: (pops up) that's a good question
Ranma: see what I mean
Kacei: (pops up and sits next to Sesshomaru)
Khris: has anyone see Tama and Tasuki around?
Hiei: (thoughts: is something wrong Kacei, you look sad)
Kacei: (does a fake smile) (thoughts: no I'm fine)
Karith: Their in the pool
Inuyasha: where'd she come from?
Khris: well I guess I’ll go see them (goes to the pool)
Hiei: I was wondering the same thing as Inuyasha
Karith: I was at the pool and I came here
Hiei: ok
(pool)
Shampoo: (sitting in a chair reading a manga)
Khris: hey Shampoo, what are you reading?
Shampoo: Zodiac P.I., it really good
Sango: (in the pool, sitting in an inflatable chair)
Tamahome and Tasuki: (having a splash fight in the shallow end of the pool since Tasuki can’t
swim)
Khris: (waves to Tama and Tasuki) hey guy, having fun?
(Tamahome and Tasuki wave back)
Tamahome: yea come in
Khris: ok (jumps in and swims over to them)
Sango: hey Khris, have you seen Miroku lately?
Khris: nope, I'm surprised he hasn't tried hitting on Shampoo
Tamahome: maybe he's at the bar there are probably a lot of drunk girls there
(Dining hall)
Inuyasha: when’s the food coming?
Yusuke: when the guys done cooking' it
Ranma: we should have gotten an appetizer
Inuyasha: what he said
(food comes)
Yusuke: well that wasn't too long of a wait
Inuyasha: (mumbles)
Ranma: could somebody pass the mustard?
Kacei: (passes it)
Ranma: thanks
Hiei: the cook should have put less salt in the food
Inuyasha: I'll eat it!!
Hiei: (mumbles) pig
Inuyasha: I HEARD THAT!!
Hiei: hn, and your point is?
Inuyasha: Grrr
Shippo: (pops up) hey Inuyasha, have you seen Kagome, I’ve been looking everywhere for her
Inuyasha: I haven't seen her lately
Kacei: I'll look for her
Shippo: thanks Kacei
Kacei: you're welcome (leaves)
Shippo: (fallows Kacei)
Link: Inuyasha are you done eating yet?
Inuyasha: wait a minute (scarf’s another plate)
Link: ok
Inuyasha: ok I'm done
Link: great, so where are we gonna go for training
Ranma: can I watch you guys
Inuyasha: the pool and yea u can watch
Link: ok cool
Ranma: let's go then
Yusuke: if Ranma's going then so am I
Inuyasha: ok, ok
(the pool)
Link: (gets out his sword) ok, so what should I do first
Inuyasha: I'm going to throw an Apple above the pool I want you to jump and cut it before you hit
the pool
Link: ok, I’m ready
Inuyasha: on your marks....get set.....GO!
Link: (jumps in the air, does a flip, slices the apple and lands in the water)
Yusuke: (holds up a card that says "8")
Ranma: (holds up a card that says "7")
Inuyasha: (holds up a "9") good!
Link: that was easy (swims out of the pool) what's next
Inuyasha: ok I want you to take a stance and wait a minute...nope can't fight Yusuke...who's the
weakest fighter?
Yusuke: either Shippo or Akane
Inuyasha: what does Akane do?
Ranma: hand to hand combat
Inuyasha: alright can someone get her?
Ranma: I will (comes back two minutes later with Akane)
Akane: hey guys, what's up?
Inuyasha: can u battle with Link?
Akane: sure, but don't expect me to go easy on him
Link: I was hoping you wouldn't (puts his sword away and goes into a fighting stance)
Inuyasha: (watches) whenever you're ready
Link: (throws a punch)
Akane: (blocks it)
Link: (does a back flip, then trys a kick)
Akane: (blocks it with her hands)
Link: (throws a punch, but this time it looks like there's a flame around his hand)
Akane: (lets him go and backs off) ok, what just happened
Link: I don't know
Yusuke+ Ranma: (are to stunned to speak)
Inuyasha: He's a demon?
Khris: (randomly pops up) no he isn't, he's just got special powers
Link: you knew about this?
Khris: no duh, watch me (draws her sword and makes a mini-whirlpool appear around it)
Inuyasha: but how?
Khris: how should I know, I hardly ever use it, but I think it has something to do with our zodiac
signs, since he’s a Leo, that makes his element fire, and I’m Cancer so that makes mine water
Link: ok, so if I’m not a demon then what's going on
Khris: (shrugs) well, obviously it means Inuyasha been training you well
Inuyasha: obviously
Khris: yeah, well I’ll let you two get back to it then, see ya later bro (runs off)
Link: I hate it when she calls me bro, it sounds so kiddish
Inuyasha: Akane are u still gonna fight him?
Akane: (sweat drop) Uhhhh, I think he's a little too dangerous for me, well it's been fun (runs off)
Link: Inuyasha, do you think I could have a cool nickname like my sister? Since I have powers
too now
Inuyasha: ok....how bout.....Fireball?
Link: cool, I like that name
Yusuke: Fireball, it's a good name, it matches his fiery personality
Inuyasha: so...what now?
Ranma: maybe you should try helping him, since he's having a hard time controlling his powers
(points to Link whose hand is still on fire)
Link: and the weirdest thing is, it doesn’t burn
Inuyasha: but I can't help with that Khris is going to have to
Khris: (pops back up) you called?
Inuyasha: o...k umm can u help him control his powers?
Khris: ok, um well all you have to do is concentrate on putting it out
Link: ok (concentrates and it goes out) how do I get it back
Khris: well, what did you do last time?
Link: I thought about beating Akane
Khris: ok, so all you have to do is think about beating your opponent and then you'll be all set, the
rest you'll have to learn on your own
(somewhere else)
Kagome: what did you want me for Shippo?
Shippo: (smiles) I wanted to see if you would play badminton with me
Kagome: sure
Kacei: I'll be over there (points to the railing of the ship)
Shippo: ok, thanks for helping me Kacei, lets go Kagome
Kacei: you're welcome (tries to smile)
Kagome: (follows Shippo to the net)
Shippo: you ready Kagome?
Kagome: yeah
(railing)
Kacei: (sits on the ground and watches Kagome and Shippo)
Kurama: (walks over to Kacei) don't let what Len said get to you, he's just a brat
Kacei: well he's right
Kurama: what do you mean, you're not weak at all if that's what you're worried about
Kacei: Kurama, what can I do besides throw knives and use guns (looks at him) anyone can do
that. And when the time come for me to fight Len he's going to kill me in a second....I'm just
gonna call if off (gets up)
Kurama: I don't think it would be wise do call it all off, your a great fighter, I know you can beat
him, have you talked to Sesshomaru about any of this?
Kacei: no
Kurama: then maybe you should, I don't think he would want you to back down either
Kacei: fine I will but I'm not telling him what Len said
Kurama: ok, well I’ll see you later (walks away)
Kacei: (sigh) well here we go (goes to find Sesshomaru)
(somewhere else)
Yoh: hey Sesshomaru, have you seen that website yet?
Sesshomaru: the one that wants torture me?
Yoh: yepp, there's also a ton out there with girls who want to meet you, isn't that funny?
Sesshomaru: very
Yoh: what would you do if you met them all?
Sesshomaru: nothing
Yoh: so you would let them glomp you and sell your clothes on the internet?
Sesshomaru: what is this "glomp" thing
Kacei: (pops up) Sesshomaru can I talk to you?
Sesshomaru: I'll be back
Yoh: ok take your time
Kacei: (takes him over to the side) (thoughts: okay I'm just going to be direct) Do you think I
should drop out of the fight with Len?
Sesshomaru: no why would you-
Kacei: ok (takes him back over to Yoh) Here Yoh
Yoh: that was quick
Sesshomaru: I suppose it was......
Yoh: anyway, a glomp is like a hug, they pounce on you like lions and try to kiss you, they would
probably try to take that fuzzy thing on your arm and sell it on e-bay
Sesshomaru: humans Feh!
(On deck)
Kacei: Len!!
Len: what do you want?
Kacei: Shut the hell up and fight me now!
Len: (looks stunned) o...k, I’ll let you make the first move
Kacei: (charges at him)
Len: (pulls out his scythe)
Kacei: (takes out her Katana and swings at him)
Len: (blocks it and trys to hit her)
Kacei: (doges it and cuts his arm)
Len: grrr, your lucky I’m not using Bason (charges)
Kacei: (charges back)
Len: (the two weapons hit, then Len jumps back) something is wrong, your aura, it's somehow
changed, it doesn’t feel human anymore
Kacei: ( doesn't even hear what he says)
Len: but it doesn’t matter, cause I’ll still be the victor and you'll lose (charges)
Kacei: (gets knocked down) that's what think (gets up)
Kiyna!!!
(a long large Dragon appears)
Len: what the hell is that thing?!
Kacei: My......my...Dragon??
Len: it's so huge! I didn't know you could do that
Kacei: I didn't either (frown)
Len: (a little nervous now) do you still want to fight
Kacei: the question is....do you (smile and hops onto Kiyna)
Len: of coarse I do, BASON (appears, and they integrate) now I’m ready
Kacei: in that case. Kiyna Dragon's Kiss!! (changes into Kayna)
Len: (looks surprised) (thoughts: I’d better be careful, or else this fight, may be my last)
(somewhere else)
Kurama: did you sense that Hiei?
Hiei: (nods yes) did you Karith?
Karith: (looks at them) what do you think it is?
Hiei: I don't know
Kurama: I guess Sesshomaru talked her into it
Hiei: you mean you know what's going on?
Kurama: Kacei is fighting Len
Karith: so that power is Len?
Kurama: I doubt it, I think it's actually Kacei
Hiei: but she's only a human
Kurama: don't be so sure of that
Karith: I'm going over there
Kurama+ Hiei: us too
(on deck)
Kayna: well Len?
Len: (was in a daze but snaps out of it) right, you can attack first
Kayna: (smiles and uses Sweet Surrender)
Len: (doesn’t affect him)
Kayna: Hmmm....
Len: what's with the "hmmm"
Kayna: It seems you're pretty strong there Len.
(departs with Kiyna)
Len: (smirks) tell me something I don't know, I underestimated you, you’re more powerful than I
thought
Kacei: (smirks back) I underestimated myself. so your move
Len: (uses rapid tempo assault)
Karith: (looks at the dragon) what the hell is that?
Hiei: it looks like my dragon of the darkness flame only see threw
Kurama: amazing
Karith: is your dragon that big?
Hiei: yes
Kacei: (dodges it) WIND SLICE!
Len: (gets hit and doesn’t get back up)
Karith: wow
Kurama: She beat him
Hiei: of coarse she did, Len is an arrogant fool
Kacei: (stands over Len and helps him up) you ok?
Len: (smirks) I will be, you fought well, and you’re much stronger than I
Kacei: (sweat drop and smile) well I didn't actually know I could do what I did
Len: are you serious!?!
Kacei: (stops smiling) well yeah
Hiei: the real question is "why did it happen"
Kurama: it would seem Kacei's powers work when she's in a lot of trouble, but being able to
create a dragon is not something any mortal could do...
Karith: she's a wind demon
Len: a demon!?
Hiei: what makes you so sure, Karith?
Karith: well Kurama said a mortal couldn't create a dragon and all her attacks used the element of
wind
Hiei: but that still doesn’t make any sense, wouldn't Inuyasha or Sesshomaru have smelt the
demon blood by now, and what about us, why didn't we sense it sooner
Kurama: maybe her powers were just lying dormant until now
Karith: that would make sense
Kurama: well I think this calls for some kind of celebration, lets round up the gang and do
something fun
Kacei: (pops up) alright
Hiei: why don't we hold it in the ballroom
Kurama: isn't that a little too formal
Hiei: not if we mess it up a little bit
Kacei: I'm alright with anything
Hiei: we'll let's round up the gang
Kurama: good idea, we'll all go separate ways and meet up at the ballroom
Karith and Kacei: ok (leaves)
Kurama: (goes one way)
Hiei: (goes another)
(restaurant)
Inuyasha: (eating)
Kacei: Inuyasha come with me we have to meet up with the others
Inuyasha: (grabs potato chips and follows her)
Khris: honestly, do you ever stop eating? (Fallows)
Link: (fallows Inuyasha and Kacei) wait for me
Inuyasha: yes....It's just that here you have so much food
Kacei: I'm surprised you’re not fat
Khris: good thing the food's free
Link: should we go find Miroku and Botan, I haven’t seen them around
Kacei: Karith will probably find them
(Rooms)
Karith: Miroku!!! Miroku!!!!
Miroku: huh? I'm- I'm up I’m up
Karith: come on we have to meet the others
Miroku: (follows her)
(Pool)
Kurama: Sango, Shampoo, Tamahome, Tasuki, we gotta go meet up with the others
(they fallow)
(Badminton court)
Hiei: hey Kagome, Shippo, there’s going to be a party fallow me
Shippo: ok (fallows)
Kagome: I'm coming (follows)
Botan: (pops up) hey where u going wait for me (follows)
(Kayko, Akane, Ranma, Yusuke, and Kuwabara are talking)
Hiei: guys come on, we have to meet at the ballroom
(everyone fallows)
(In the ballroom)
Kacei: alright we just have to wait for everyone else now
Khris: I’ll go ask the chef to bring us some snacks (heads for the kitchen)
Kacei: don't eat them all Inuyasha
Inuyasha: (rolls his eyes)
(Hiei and crew arrive, then Kurama and the rest)
(on the way to the kitchen)
(Yoh, Len, Anna, and Jun are playing poker)
Khris: hey guys, you're gonna miss the party come with me
(they fallow)
(Back in the ballroom)
(Karith and Miroku and Sesshomaru come in)
Karith: hey guys
Inuyasha: why are we here?
(Yoh, Len, Anna, Khris, and Jun come in with arms full of party snacks)
Kurama: I think Kacei should say why we're here since this is her party
Inuyasha: ok why are we here
Kacei: (smiles) because I have powers now and I kicked Len's ass (jumps up and down) sorry
just a little over excited
Inuyasha: (looks at Kurama) you gotta be kidding me
Kurama: it's true, she has demonic powers
Len: don't remind me, that was one of the toughest fighters I’ve ever fought, and one of the few I
lost
Inuyasha: (cracks up) not so big n/e more huh??
Tasuki: you deserved it
Len: (gets POed) shut up, I’d like to see you guys take her on!
Tasuki and Inuyasha: maybe later
Shampoo: quit fighting, we supposed to be having fun, now let’s dance!
Kacei: (turns on the music and...Uh...Usher's Yeah is playing) there you go
Shampoo: Shampoo love this song (grabs Yoh and starts dancing)
Yoh: (laughs)
Anna: he's such a goof
Khris: hey Inuyasha, can you handle spicy food?
Inuyasha: Feh! Bring it on
Khris: (hands him, a jar of really hot peppers, and extra spicy slim Jim, a bottle of hot sauce, and
really spicy Caribbean chicken) let's see you handle all of that
Inuyasha: (stuffs it all in his mouth and swallows and smiles at Khris) see ( a few seconds later
his face turns red and he sticks his tongue out fanning it) WATER I NEED WATER
Khris: that was foolish (hands him pitcher of artic green apple kool aid) I really didn't think you'd
eat it all at once
Inuyasha: (gulps the kool aid down) that's better
Sesshomaru: fool
Khris: want a breath mint (hands him a pack of mentos)
Kuwabara: your face was great Inuyasha
Yusuke: you looked like an over-ripe tomato
Inuyasha: SHUT-UP!!!!
Kagome: sit boy
Inuyasha: (falls) owie
Link: Miroku, where have you been all day, I thought you'd be at the pool looking at girls
Miroku: why Link how could you think such a thing of me....I was at the bar looking at girls
Tasuki: what bar?
Sango: (hits Miroku with hiraikotsu) honestly, you’re such a pervert (walks away)
Link: I don't get it Miroku, what is it you see in other girls, I mean you already have Sango, isn't
she good enough
Miroku: huh? (Looks at Sango) what do you mean I have her?
Shippo: (pops up) I think he's saying you two would make a good couple
Link: she looked real nice in a bathing suit
Khris: (whacks Link on the head) how could you say that Link, Miroku, have you been a bad
influence on my brother?!
Miroku: what did I do?
Khris: I think Link is picking up some of your "habits"
Link: what I’m just saying she looked hot
Khris: see what I mean
Miroku: yeah he's just saying she looked hot!!
Khris: never mind, I’m gonna go play Chinese checkers with Kurama (goes over to him)
Link: I have no clue what that was about, but anyway she looked good, why don't you just forget
about the other women and go for Sango
Miroku: I guess I can try it out
Link: what do you mean by "try it out" this isn't cars we're talking about
Shippo: don't you like Sango more than the other girls?
Miroku: I suppose I do care for her....a lot
Link: so then, go make a move!
Shippo: do it before some other guy picks her up
Miroku: o.....k (goes over to Sango)
Sango: (turns around and looks at Miroku) is there something wrong Miroku?
Miroku: no (sits on the side of her) do you want to umm...dance with me?
Sango: (smiles) sure (holds his hand)
Miroku: (dances with Sango)
Link+ Shippo: mission accomplished
Khris: wow, I didn't think you guys could pull it off
Kacei: pull what off?
Khris: getting Sango and Miroku together
Shippo: it was mostly Fireball's idea, but he needed some help so he asked me
Link: it was nothing, really
Kacei: that's bloody brilliant
Khris: now for part two of your scheme, you said you needed me, can Kacei help too
Link: I don't see why not
Shippo: it's about Kagome and Inuyasha right
Khris: (nods yes) but we should talk about it outside because of Inuyasha's ears, fallow me (goes
outside)
Kacei: (follows)
(Outside)
Link: so here’s the plan, we're gonna get Inuyasha and Kagome closer together
Shippo: I think it's a good idea, but will it work
Khris: it will, we just need an idea
Kacei: this sounds impossible you know how Inuyasha is
Khris: he does like her, it's written all over her face
Shippo: maybe one of us should talk to Inuyasha and the other to Kagome, and then we can
figure something out from that
Kacei: oh so who's it gonna be?
Shippo: well it can't be me; they'll know we're up to something
Khris: I could tease Inuyasha into doing it
Kacei: I guess I should talk to Kagome then?
Link: good idea lets do it!
Khris: yeah
Shippo: good luck Kacei and Khris
(Ballroom)
Kacei: (goes over to Kagome)
Khris: (goes over to Inuyasha) hey Inuyasha, can I talk to you for a moment
Inuyasha: yeah what is it?
Khris: how brave would you rate yourself?
Inuyasha: on a scale of what?
Khris: well, let's make it one to ten
Inuyasha: 11
Khris: really, I’m not so sure about that
Inuyasha: I'm braver then anyone in here
Khris: then are you willing to make a bet with me?
Inuyasha: yeah
Khris: I want you to confess your feelings to Kagome
Inuyasha: WHAT?!!?!?!?!?!?
Khris: well, you did say you were brave, and you do like her don't you?
Inuyasha: why should I tell you? Not that it's any of your business but yes I do
Khris: no stupid, I meant go up to her and tell her
Inuyasha: (mumbles and goes up to Kagome) Kagome I like you
Kagome: what?
Khris: (goes over to Kacei) how did your chat with Kagome go?
Kacei: she likes him, but says he's a jerk most of the time
Khris: well, at least it went better than mine, the dope doesn’t even know how to say "I love and I
want to be with you forever", baka
Kacei: well what can I say
Khris: he didn't even kiss her, what am I supposed to do for entertainment now
Shippo+ Link: (sweat drop)
Hiei: and just what are you girls talking about?
Kacei: Uhhhh.....nothing
Hiei: you know you can't hide anything from me, the rest of us want in (Yusuke, Kuwabara, and
Ranma are standing behind him) we want to help
Khris: (smiles) really, but I don't know what we could
Yusuke: we've got a plan (smirks)
Kacei: (thought: one of you are next any way yes Hiei I said it) what is it
Hiei: Yusuke
Yusuke: well, first we're gonna tick Inuyasha off, make him mad, how are we gonna do that
Kuwabara: we're gonna play a joke on him, so then Kagome will feel sympathetic towards him
Yusuke: it's a perfect plan
Kacei: (looks at Khris questioning their plan)
Khris: well let's see what they can do
Kuwabara: Inuyasha, I have a question for you
Inuyasha: what is it?
Kuwabara: are you, afraid of shoes? Because Ranma said you are, he also said you sleep with a
teddy bear
Inuyasha: well he was wrong
Kuwabara: oh yeah, and Yusuke said he saw some wolf demon guy outside claming to be
Kagome's man, I think his name is kola?
Inuyasha: WHAT KOUGA'S HERE HOW'D HE GET HERE?!?!? KAGOME!!!!!! (Runs out)
Kuwabara: he's outside (thoughts: faze one complete, Hiei, your turn)
Inuyasha: WHERE IS HE?!?!
Inuyasha: GRRRrrr (attacks fake Kouga)
Shippo (disguised as Kouga): (runs) Let's play a game mutt, whoever manages to steal a kiss
from Kagome first, claims her as his woman, are you in or are you out
Inuyasha: you’re on
Ranma (girl): ready on your mark get set, and go!
Shippo (disguised as Kouga): (runs)
Inuyasha: (runs faster and gives Kagome a kiss)
Ranma: we have a winner
Shippo: (returns to normal and hands Ranma some hot water) how did you turn into a girl this
time?
Ranma (boy): Hiei's water balloons, one popped on me
Link: why did you guys have water balloons?
Ranma: well we were originally going to play a joke on Lenny, but we figured he suffered enough
today
Khris: well, you guys actually pulled it off, I’m impressed
Kacei: so am I
Shampoo (cat): meow
Ranma: (screams)
Yusuke: looks like they got Shampoo too
Kuwabara: well now that those two are together, who should we work on next
Yusuke: (looks at Khris)
Khris: FORGET IT
Kuwabara: (looks at Kacei)
Kacei: don't look at me I'm one of the match makers
Khris: well, Sango and Miroku are happy, and it looks like Inuyasha can't stop kissing Kagome
Captain: ATTENTION CREW, WE WILL BE COMMING ASHORE SOON, SO GATHER YOUR
BELONGINGS AND GET READY TO DEPART
Kacei: awe already hey looks like you can't pick me then see yeah (leaves)
Sango: Miroku, you dance quiet well, I can't believe we have to go already
Miroku: (blushes) Thanks I can't believe it either
Sango: when you're not being a lech, your really sweet Miroku (kisses him)
Miroku: (kisses her back)
Khris: isn't that sweet
Kayko: yeah
Shippo: are Inuyasha and Kagome still kissing?
Kacei: (pops back up) nope their just talking
Khris: it's a shame we have to go now
Akane: Shampoo, are you coming with us
Shampoo: Shampoo no can come, need to go back to China, but will miss all of you
Ranma: we'll see ya later Shampoo
Captain: EVERYONE, WE HAVE JUST HIT SHORE, WE HOPE YOU ENJOYED CRUISING
WITH US, HAVE A NICE DAY
Kacei: yeah I'm free no matchmaking for me!!! (Thoughts: ha-ha in your face Hiei!!)
Hiei: (thoughts: I only did this because Ranma, Yusuke, and Kuwabara wanted to, I’m not in it for
the romance)
(everyone gets off the ship)
Kacei: (thoughts: awe looks like you need the matchmaking Hiei)
Hiei: (thoughts: I don't need any help)
Kurama: well, all's well that ends well
Kacei: what's that Kurama?
Kurama: I was just thinking, about the cruise, I think it was nice
Kacei: yeah it was
(on to part 4)