= --D-District Prison--
= Steve Irwin : It looks like Laguna didn't get what he wished. He blacked out and stabbed himself
to death! Actually, he just fell asleep and the scene changed to the party minus Squall and Irvine.
Zell : (Where the hell am I?)
Quistis : Welcome back, chicken-wuss. 'Dream world' again?
Zell : Look you frickin' lady! I'm no chicken-wuss, okay?! And where the heck are we anyway...
Rinoa : I think I can answer that question for you. We're in the D-District Prison.
Zell : The 'what' District Prison?
Rinoa : D! As in 'donkey'! Much like you!
Selphie : How's Sir Laguna?
Zell : How the heck should I know? It's not like I know much about Ward but...all he wants to do is
fight alongside Laguna and Kiros. He's working in some sorta prison mopping floors. He keeps
slacking on his job.
Quistis : Well then...Is this place any familiar to you?
Zell : No bitc...Wait a minute...Yeah! This place is familiar! Ward was working here!
Quistis : It's no surprise we're here. We did try to eliminate the sorceress.
Selphie : Eliminate is such a harsh word! Kill or destroy sounds SO much more better!
= Steve Irwin : Quistis, Zell and Rinoa do a facial expression like this. o_O and then like this: O_o
and lastly, -_-
Selphie : What?!
Quistis : Nothing...
Rinoa : We'll be sentenced to death.
Quistis : Mr. Tubby President isn't in charge any more.
Rinoa : Now that the Sorceress is ruler, who knows what'll happen...
Selphie : Things look bad. And I'm hungry!
Zell : O_o Missy, we're all hungry! (Where the heck is Irvine anyway? And what about Squall? Is
he gone? Serves him right for always callin' me chicken-wuss.)
= Steve Irwin : The screen fades as we move to Squall.
Rinoa : Is there a power shortage? Where's the light? This place stinks!
= Steve Irwin : Shut up! We need to continue the story and the electrical bill is going through the
roof! So just shut your yapper!
Rinoa : Okay, dude, you've got a serious mental problem. At least, that's what I think!
= Steve Irwin : I've had it! I quit! Neo'll take over my job!
= Neo : I am 'The One'!
Squall : Hey, here, you're Second! I'm 'The One' in this game. And I want my part!
= Neo : This world of machinary intrigues me! Oh yes, Squall wakes up in a small metal cabin
with a toilet that stinks like hell.
Squall : Ouch! Ahh! The pain! The humanity of it all! What am I talking about? Why do I always
end up as dad...err...I mean Laguna? My wound? No wound? How? Damn you Seifer!
= Neo : The cabin starts to move and is brought high up into the prison chamber. Now we switch
back to the others.
Selphie : What was that noise?
Zell : (I don't like these dudes)
Mean Guy : Get up, worms! That's the sound of your friend being tortured to death.
Zell : Whaddya say?
Mean Guy : Don't mess with me, worm!
Zell : Oh, screw you!
Mean Guy : That's it! You asked for it!
= Neo : The mean guy and another guard punch and kick Zell in the guts. In the Matrix world, that
would mean nothing...
Rinoa : Yeah! Kick him some more! That's right! Okay, that's enough! Stop!
Mean Guy : By the way, is there a Rinoa here?
Rinoa : Umm...I'm Rinoa.
Zell : Whaddya gonna do to her, bastard?
= Neo : Again he gets kicked. Poor, poor humans.
Rinoa : Stop! I'll go. As long as it isn't anywhere icky!
Mean Guy : Let's go.
= Neo : We switch again to Squall. This place makes a lot of switches. Hoo boy...Just then, Agent
Smith...I mean Seifer walks into the metal cabin.
Seifer : Squall, you're pitiful.
Squall : Seifer, you're an *censored*
Seifer : I'm a what?
Squall : Are you deaf? I said you're an *censored*
Seifer : What's an *censored*
Squall : It's the part on your rear-end, dammit! And what's with the *censored* censoring around
here?
Seifer : I don't know. Chicken-wuss can say stuff like hell and heck but we can't even say
*censored*
Squall : There it goes again. Stop censoring you *censored*! Whatever. *Censored*
= Neo : Meanwhile, up in the censoring room...
Headman : Haha! I'm having a blast censoring everything they say. Actually, there's nothing
wrong with saying that word. I just wanted to play around with them.
Squaresoft Chairman : You're fired you *censored*
= Neo : Back to Squall and Seifer. Seifer picks Squall up and throws him into the metal wall.
Ouch! That's gotta hurt!
Seifer : Take him away!
= --Interrogation Room--
Seifer : I guess you know what's gonna happen now.
Squall : Let me go!
Seifer : Why should I?
Squall : Because...Wait, let me think...Because...you're an *censored* who only listens to orders.
Now let me loose.
Seifer : You! Electrocute him!
Worthless Lowlife : Yes, sir!
Seifer : What is SeeD? Edea demands to know!
Squall : SeeD? SeeD is a word, you idiot! You spell it as S-e-e-D! Otherwise it's an organism that
you plant in soil and it will grow into a plant! Don't you already know?
Seifer : I'm no SeeD. There has to be some kinda secret that they tell you.
Squall : There isn't, you tyrant! Now let me loose before I call my lawyer and sue your candy-a**
for locking me up!
Seifer : Didn't think you'd squeal that easily. You're on my 'tough-idiots-who-won't-give-up-
without-a-fight-and-want-to-sue-me-with-their-lawyer list'.
Squall : Geez. I'm honoured. Really, I am.
Seifer : Electrocute him!
Worthless Lowlife : Yes, sir!
Squall : Ahh! That hits the spot! Yes! A little to the left...That's it! Wonderful!
Seifer : Even if you don't...the others certainly will. The messenger girl, or that no-good instructor,
or maybe that chicken-wuss. He wouldn't last 3 seconds!
Zell : Yes I would!
Squall : Get out of here, Zell!
Zell : See ya!
Squall : They're...they're here?
Seifer You bet your sorry little be-hind they're here. My childhood dream finally came true, a
sorceress' knight!
Squall : More like a sorceress' *censored*! Yo, enought with the censoring already!
Seifer : He passed out cold. Don't die on me yet, Squall. I'm having a lot of fun.
= Neo : Squall is electrocuted for what seems to be like eternity by the worthless lowlife. We now
switch again to Zell and gang.
Selphie : Draw...Cure!
Zell : Ow, ow, ow! Watch where you're curing you frickin' messenger girl!
Quistis : It's no use. There seems to be an anti-magic field here.
Zell : I'm the Mr-Know-It-All, not you!
= Neo : Just then. the door opens and a moomba walks in carrying a metal tray.
Selphie : What the heck? There's no food on the tray! Blinking programming! The least they could
do was to include food on the tray!
= Neo : The little red guy accidently trips and 'invisible food' spills all over Selphie.
Selphie : You...you...*censored*! You've gotten invisible stuff on me!
Quistis : Nobody's gonna notice.
Selphie : You're right! Come here, you poor little moomba!
Moomba : Rowr!
Mean guy : What happened here?
Zell : Nothing, you piece of crap!
Mean Guy : Now you're asking for it.
Zell : Who the hell do you think you are?
Selphie : Yeah, you big MEANIE!
Mean guy : Y-You'll regret ever saying those words, worms!
Selphie : A**hole! (Turns to Moomba) You, ok?
Moomba : Rowr!
Selphie : Rowr! Rowr! Rowr!
Quistis : Selphie, speak English!
Selphie : Sorry. Cure!
Moomba : Rowr!
= Neo : We switch to Seifer and Squall.
= Agent Smith : Mr. Anderson!
= Neo : Whaddya want, Smithie? I'm busy!
= Agent Smith : I just dropped in to say hi, and also to kill you in the process. Dodge my bullets!
= Extra Narrator : Neo dodges the bullets using the famous bending over move.
= Neo : Kids! Watch the scene while I dispose of Agent Smith!
Seifer : So, Squall, ready to blurt out the secret yet?
Another worthless lowlife : Sir Seifer, the missles are ready.
Squall : Haha! They actually call you 'sir'? You don't deserve it!
Seifer : Shut the *censored* up! Garden is charged for training SeeDs to oppose the sorceress.
Squall : That's not my problem, it's just that...HAHAH! I can't believe they call you 'sir'!
Dean Cain : Unbelievable? Believe it!
Seifer : *Censored* off!
= Neo : Seifer uses his gunblade to shoot Dean.
Dean : Ah hell, just when I was enjoying this place!
Seifer : You, worthless lowlife! Make sure he tells you something.
Worthless lowlife : Yes, sir! Ready to talk?
Squall : Sure! Whaddya wanna chat about? Sports? The government? How about education?
Worthless lowlife : Edea says you know something about SeeD. Now spit it out!
Squall : I'll spit it out for ya!
= Neo : Squall literally spits at the worthless lowlife.
Squall : There...happy? I spat it out for you.
Worthless lowlife : You're asking for it, buster! (Electrocutes him) Now tell me what is SeeD!
Squall : SeeD...
Worthless lowlife : What was that?
Squall : SeeD...hates smelling your breath! And your butt stinks too!
Worthless lowlife : That's it! Die, SeeD, die!
Squall : Just let me die...Puh-leez!
Worthless lowlife : How's that? How do ya like me now?
Squall : I don't recall saying whether I liked him or not. Ouch! Nightie night!
Worthless lowlife : Hah! Completely K.O.'ed. You two Moomba's! Watch him!
= Neo : Switching back and forth, back and forth, now we go back to Zell and gang.
Zell : Now what?
Selphie : Well, we could skin this little guy and wear him as a disguise.
Moomba : o_O Rowr!
= Neo : Translated that means, "Not by the hair of my chinny, chin, chin! You *censored*
*censored*!"
Selphie : Kidding...kidding...
Zell : (Ain't sounding like you are!)
Quistis : We can only rely on weapons here.
Zell : (Weapons? My weapons are this fist o' mine!) Don't worry! I'll go get the weapons back!
Selphie : That's right! You worked here as Ward so you know the place better!
Zell : Hehe! Uh...yeah! (Actually, all he did was mop the place) You two lie down there.
Quistis : Zell...
Selphie : This had better work...or else.
Zell : Guard, guard, come quick!
Mean guy : What is it?
Zell : Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? The mean guy stole the cookie from the cookie
jar!
Mean Guy : Who me?
Zell : Yeah you!
Mean Guy : Couldn't be!
Zell : Then who? No not that! The two women have been bitten by snakes!
Mean Guy : Wait there, I'll check!
= Neo : Zell punches the mean guy in the guts! Pay back time, baby!
Zell : Alright! I'm off!
Quistis : Watch out, Zell!
Moomba : Rowr!
Zell : You wanna go too? Okay.
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To be continued...The whole Prison scene was too big so I might have to split it into two or three
parts.
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