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About This Document: The election was made necessary when Christopher Lee, the rich-kid cipher who "represented" us - I usually disdain ironical quote marks but in this case I really have no choice - resigned after it was revealed that he trolled for, ahem, partners on Craigslist. I had assumed from the first that he was deranged by some personality disorder, for how can a candidate named Christopher Lee not run ads in which, caped and fanged, he hisses, "I vont to get your vote"?[Jack Davis] is an authentic populist with a folk-hero streak - he is leaving his factory to his workers - which is why the kept men of Beltway conservatism spent the last two weeks of the campaign spewing robocalled calumny upon him. A minion from Karl Rove's American Crossroads PAC called Davis a "phony tea party candidate." Just what is "American" about this coven of placeless ghouls I can't tell, though I suppose the "Crossroads" might refer, as with Robert Johnson, to the intersection where one sells his soul to the devil. Then again, you have to have a soul in order to sell it.Armed with a video camera, [Jane Corwin]'s chief of staff accosted Davis in a parking lot and taunted the ex-Marine as a "coward" for (unwisely) skipping a debate. When Davis snarled, "You wanna be punched out?" and pushed the camera away from his face, the 20-something staffer squealed so girlishly that his boss's handlers actually shipped him to Florida to hide for the remainder of the campaign.

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Tags: American Conservative, Aug 2011, Zombies Invade New York, Kauffman, Bill, Commentary, Congressional elections, Political campaigns, Political behavior, Candidates, New York City New York, Corwin, Jane L

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