With a deck of cards,
The possibilities are
Seemingly endless
Firstly, cards are fun,
Especially when you take
Money from suckers
In fact, some people
Even make a living off
Of doing card tricks
Like that David Blaine
But, of course, we all know he’s
Going straight to hell
So, if damnation
Isn’t for you, you might want
To stick to poker
Not too long ago
The World Series of Poker
Awarded about
Two-point-five million
To the amateur who won.
That lucky bastard!
That’s a lot of cash!
Think of all the Bazooka
Gum that would get me!
But, seeing as I’m
Not that good, I’ll start small and
Practice card throwing
There’s nothing better
Than causing an injury
With the queen of spades