‘ear Ye! ‘ear Ye!
The time be nigh peoples, for those of us who arrr a searchin’ for speed across the open
waters, or through a pack o’ frenzied shark.
The time be nigh for extractin’ those plans from those precious nogs and committin’ saw to
timbers and hammer to nail.
The time be nigh! to see if those idea, bubblin’ away in yar skulls be enough to achieve
greatness!... even if only for an afternoon, at this yars Pirate Boat Race!
From oceans far and gullies near, the 18th day of the month of September shall see the
convergin’ o’ boat builders and pirates alike, ready to race or cheerfully picnic by the creek
to celebrate International Talk Like a Pirate Day.
This yar the sun’ll be bright, the waters warmed and the sabotage be certain! So if Ye be
fancyin’ yar luck, be thar (163 Terania Creek Rd, Google Earth it why don’t Ye) ready to
race at high noon, in a vessel that Ye ‘ave created or exceptionally modified, that hath no
motor, and Ye aven’t left Yar vessel thar from last yar (that be you Captain Stonefish!) or Ye
and yar crew shall surely be disqualified!
As always the Barrrbeque be hot, the ‘ol ice box cold, and the camp fire ready to host the
sea shanties. And o’ course thar be prizes! A prize for the most fancy like dressed pirate,
public acclaim (and somethin’ tangible) for the bestest boat design, and a fine treasure
chest for the winning vessels’ occupants.
If ye need to be knowin’ more, surely Captain Rumball on 0438 234 800 will know it