A selection of reviews of the new Leona Lewis single.... (thanks to
Andy, Alan & Paul for sharing their contributions)
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Leona Lewis: A Moment Like This Like having your anus ruptured by a
white rhino's horn while a giraffe gnaws your ears off with his blunt but
powerful teeth -----------------------------------------------------
----------- Leona Lewis: A Moment Like This Like all the pain
and suffering immediately disappearing from the world... and turning
up, concentrated into 3 minutes 48 seconds of a hell-like inferno --
-------------------------------------------------------------- Leona
Lewis: A Moment Like This Like peeling the skin off your own feet
with a Bowie knife, running over the Salt Flats of Utah, wearing an old
Victorian era one-piece swimming suit crammed full of poisonous cactus,
while pulling an off-centred ricketty old gold mining truck full of Lisa
Turbuck, Hatty Jacques, Clair Rayner, Demi Rousoss, Idi Amin and Cyril
Smith. -------------------------------------------------------------
---- Leona Lewis: A moment like this the sound of all the
earth's creative beauty being sucked out of it's mountainous kn*b by a
whore made of black holes. -----------------------------------------
----------------------- Leona Lewis: A moment like this a
personal insult. i couldn't be any more offended if she shat on my nan.
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Leona Lewis: A moment like this Like boiling your own nads in engine
oil, then inserting them into coarse sandpaper pants, then running the
London marathon with broken glass shoes...while your head is ablaze with
a dripping napalm beret. -------------------------------------------
--------------------- Leona Lewis: A moment like this Akin to
beating yourself over the head with a home made knobkerrie but only at
about 60% power so you don't actually stove your head in, just make it
bleed profusely. Said blood will then be drank from a wooden spoon by
everyone you've ever loved. When they 'urinate' it out, it will be filmed
by 17 year old Danish students and bandied about on YouTube, and
subsequently probably form the basis of video for the forthcoming System
of a Down single directed by Spike Jonze, starring Norman Wisdom as 'Mr
Spoon' from iconic 80's show Button Moon. --------------------------
-------------------------------------- Leona Lewis: A moment like
this Like watching Bambi getting battered to smithereens by clown
masked assailants with
bats,swords,machette's,cuttlass's,clubs,namchucks,iron
piping,knives,african killing sticks,spears and a corby trouser press.
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Leona Lewis: A Moment Like This Like being forced to dig your own
grave with a tea spoon ---------------------------------------------
------------------- Leona Lewis: A Moment Like This Like
slamming your own nuts in a car door. ------------------------------
---------------------------------- Leona Lewis: A moment like this
Like being made to watch while a giggling madman burns down your house
with all your loved ones trapped within and then spoons the warm ashes up
your rectum. He probably would still be giggling at this point
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Leona Lewis: A Moment Like This Like stamping on a frog -------
--------------------------------------------------------- Leona
Lewis: A Moment Like This Like having your anus ruptured by a white
rhino's horn while a giraffe gnaws your ears off with his blunt but
powerful teeth -----------------------------------------------------
---------- Leona Lewis: A Moment Like This Like giving an mad
kangeroo granite gloves and steel capped boots, crucifying yourself naked
upon a cross of nails, and presenting yourself within a boxing ring
,......for the 'mother of all beatings' ----------------------------
------------------------------------- Leona Lewis: A Moment Like
This Like having The Chuckle Brothers throwing one off into your
hair...... In front of your mum and dad. ---------------------------
-------------------------------------- I think you'll agree that is
a fair reflection of the various merits of the song... please feel free
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