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					                                                                                                                                                                                 C A S S CITY CHRONICLE,                                    FRIDAY, MARCH 5, 1915.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       ~on}efish? Who'll n l a k e a fire? Doyle,
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 w h y d o n ' t y(m t r y a ('anoe? W a k e u p ! "
                                                                                                                                                                                                               RN                   t t e got t h e m all to ',vo~k. all a t play.                            " CANNOTllrtP B[ING UNNY

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                then o u t n e a r ti~e lniddle o f t h e little
                                                                                                                                                                                                                       ,'~ l a k e D o y l e a n d t h e little s t e n o g r a p h e r
                                                                                                                                                                                                                       +1+ i~I:iSt~ f,helu,~e]~es, ~ , i a y~q} wePi{. ,ap
                                                                                                                                                                                                                       ii for help. O n e of t h e c l e r k s b e g a n tak-
                                                                                                                                                      X                                                                         ing off his s h o e s , b u t .lohn C l a y t o n
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                d a s h e d into t h e b u s h e s a n d in a mo-
                                                                                                                                                      .~ And How [t Became Realized :~ m e a t w a s o u t in l-)athing t r u n k s , first,
                   The following statements are based upon official                                                                                                                                                    .~ w a d i n g , t h e n s w i m m i n g , t o w a r d tf~e
            figures of alt L I C E N S E and all NO-LICENSE Cities in                                                                                                                                                  u*, two.
            Massac:huse~.ts for 25 years. The No-License Ci~ies wi/ch                                                                                i!                       ONA
                                                                                                                                                                           ByJ A N               SINGLE                ~{~ It w a s s m a l l w o r k to d r a g thenl lit.
            ~he same average .tax rate:                                                                                                                      Copyright by F r a n k A. Munsey Co. i~} . s p u t t e r i n g a n d l u d i c r o u s , to be dried
                                                                                                                                                      4.                                                               ~,~ o u t b y t h e i r n o w hilariou:~ friends.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    W h e n J o h n Clnyt(m a v a i n e m e r g e d
                      Had 8 per ~cent. smaller debt,                                                                                                                                                                            f r o m t h e t h i c k e t . (.tad and hal)I)y, he
                                                                                                                                                          John Clayton rose and followed her
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                w e n t s t r a i g h t ~o w h e r e s t)e s t o o d w r i n g -
                      :Spen~ 22 per cent. less for police,                                                                                            f r o m t h e t w i l i g h t o f t h e porch to t h e ing o u t a w e t skirt.                                        His eyes were
                                                                                                                                                     g a r i s h , u n k e m p t b o a r d i n g h o u s e hall, v e r y kindly.
                      Spent 48 per ,cent. less for poverty,                                                                                           w h e r e a t t h e s t a i r ' s foot she t u r n e d                        " I t w o n ' t be so bad n o w T h e y h a v e
                      Spent 25 per cent. more for good streets,                                                                                      a n d f a c e d him like s o m e little w o o d w a k e d up. Is it v e r y (hill for y o u ? "
                                                                                                                                                     c r e a t u r e f o r c e d to s e l f d e f e n s e .         Her             T h e u t t e r s i n c e r i t y of his t o n e ma~h,
                      :Speni 41 per ,.cent. more for education,
                                                                                                                                                     d a r k e y e s g l o w e d , w i d e a n d live a s a her m e e t his g r a v e glance. T h e n s h e
                      Increased ~.66per ,cent. more in taxable property,                                                                             c h i l d ' s in her g e n t l e f a d i n g f a c e as                    Iooked a w a y . s m o o t h i n g                her win~
                                                                                                                                                                                                                               l)lown b r o w n h a i r to hide her c o n f u -
                      :Increased "7,9~er :ce~t. more in industry,                                                                                    s h e r e s e n t e d his t o r m e n t i n g talk.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                               sion.
                                                                                                                                                          " I w a n t to b e l i e v e in things,                    i'd
                      Increased 9:0 per ~cent. more in population.                                                                                                                                                                 " Y o u r hair is b e a u t i f u l w i t h t h e s u n
                                                                                                                                                     r a t h e r b e l i e v e a n y t h i n g , as y o u s a y l in it l i k e t h a t , " he s a i d a n d s t r o d e
                                                                                                                                                     do, t h a n nothing, like you. W h a t do a w a y to m a k e coffee o v e r t h e c a m p -
                                                                                                                                                     y o u g e t o u t of life? All s w e e t n e s s h a s                    fire.


                      No-Hcense Pays
                                                                                                                                                     n o t died o u t o f t h e w o r l d b e c a u s e y o u                      T h e rest of t h e d a y s h e b a s k e d hi
                                                                                                                                                     h a v e seen people t r y i n g to c h e a t in- this n e w k n o w l e d g e of t h e s a r d o n i c
                                                                                                                                                     surance             companies           for t w e n t y - f i v e mall.
                                                                                                                                                     years. You're getting--sardonic."                                             The day p a s s e d s w i f t l y , a n d the
                                                                                                                                                         M a r y S h a w c h a l l e n g e d her o w n for- drifting c r o w d b e c a m e a sort oF h a p p y
                                                                                                                                                     fern hope r a t h e r t h a n his c y n i c i s m                         f a m i l y w i t h its coffee brewit~g altd fis[l
            Statistics furnished by Nass~ No-License League, Boston.                                                                                 As s h e r a n p a s t him u p s t a i r s he called                      frying, its d i s h w a s h i n g a n d j o k i n g
                                                                                                                                                     a f t e r her p r o p i t i n t i n g l y . "You w o n ' t                Mary Shaw                    ~'ound herself" keel)i~"
                                                                                                                                                     forget our outing tomorrow?'"                                            n e a r J o h n C l a y t o n a t l d WllS l l ' e n l u l o u s
                      :A_dvertisement o f T u s c ~ l a Co. A n t i - S a l o o n                                       League.
                                                                                                                                                         I I e w a s a n s w e r e d by tile s o u n d of ty contm~{, l i s t e n i n g to his voice w h i l e
                                                                                                                                                     a closing door.                    H i s keen, young- he t a l k e d , b u t h a r d l y k m , w . u ~ w h a t i~'.,
                                                                                                                                                     old f a c e s o f t e n e d w h i m s i c a l l y as he said. And l h e aI'ter~looH walled.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   When          e v e n i n g fell a n d a big s u m
                                                                                                                                                                                                                              m e t m o o n sailed up a cool b r e e z e b l e w
                                                                                                                                                                                                                              from t h e lake, a n d a tire ~Yas m a d e .
                                                                                                                                                                                                                              J o h n C l a y t o n told s t o r i e s of ills boy

                         TO THE PUBLIC
                         . . . . ,,, ,,, ,~
                                                                                                                                                                                                                              hood w h i l e all w a t c h e d t h e flames,
                                                                                                                                                                                                                              a n d M a r y S h a w s a t on lhe .~'round t)e-
                                                                                                                                                                                                                              side h i m f e e l i n g like a (.ave w o m a n .
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   A t last t h e r e w a s a wild s(.ranii)le to
                                                                                                                                                                                                                              g e t t h i n g s t o g e t h e r f o r t h e last city
            EVERYTHING TO GAIN.                                                              N O T H I N G TO LOSE.                                                                                                           ear, f o r all had b e e n o b l i v i o u s to t i m e                                                                 RALPH            PARLETTE,
                                                                                                                                                                                                                              It w a s a r a t h e r d i s o r d e r l y r e t r e a t , a n d
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               O L Y C E U M MAN in A m e r i c a reg- he c a n ' t h e l p b u t b e f u n n y . Ev®t~
                     That is what our co-operative p l a n means. You
            pay us in yL00 per month, for what ? For the privilege of
                                                                                                                                                                                                                              t h e y had t r a i l e d t h r o u g h wo;)ds a n d
                                                                                                                                                                                                                              fields to n e a r l y th, e last t'ence w h e n
                                                                                                                                                                                                                             J o h n C l a y t o n s t o p p e d , s p e ' d ; i n g t~,
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          N        u l a r l y a d d r e s s e s so l a r g e a n his w i s e s t p h i l o s o p h y ia w r a p p e d ir~
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   a u d i e n c e of L y c e u m p e o p l e a s a s m i l e .              H e p u t s a P a r l e t t e t a g o~,
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          everything he says and does, and that:
                                                                                                                                                                                                                              M a r y S h a w b e s i d e him.                                         does Ralph Parlette,                      the humorist
            buying ,y0ul: goods at 10 per cent above the first cost and                                                                                                                                                            " I ' m s u r e t h a t fire i s n ' t c l e a n out. it l e c t u r e r w h o , as e d i t o r of t h e L y c e u m m e a n s h u m o r .                          Of l a t e y e a r s f o l k ~
            again for the privilege of .examining all invoices at any                                                                                                                                                         m i g h t s t a r t a blaze. I m u s t r u n b a c k                                                                                        h a v e b e g u n to r e a l i z e t h a t b e h i n d t h e -
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       M a g a z i n e , h a s m a d e t h a t t r a d e 1)ub- h u m o r o u s m e t h o d o f h i s a p p r o a c h i~:
            time you desire.                                                                                                                                                                                                  [ m a y be a b l e e v e n then to m a k e th,:, lication one of t h e most popular mag-
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         a s t e a d f a s t p u r p o s e to lift up h i s
                                                                                                                                                                                                                             ear. You h a d b e t t e r go w i t h t h e r e s t . "                   a z i n e s in A m e r i c a . R a l p h P a r l e t t e is
                      If we can increase our business to more than                                                                                                                                                                H e w a s off t h r o u g h tile t r e e s a t ~ a r a r e h u m o r i s t and p h i l o s o p h e r . H i s hen, ors, a n d h e h a s c o m e t o b e k n o w n .
                                                                                                                                                                                                                              dog trot.                                                                                                                                  n o t so m u c h a s a h u m o r i s t , b u t a s a
            double our present volume, we figure that 10 per cent above                                                                                                                                                                                                                                p h i l o s o p h y is of t h e h o m e l y k i n d t h a t p h i l o s o p h e r w h o s a y s s e r i o u s t h i n g s .
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  M a r y S h a w l o o k e d a h e a d a t h e r com. is r e d o l e n t of t h e fields of e x p e r i e n c e ,
            first cost Will pay our overhead expenses of running the                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     h u m o r o u s l y . A c h e e r f u l o p t i m i s t , with,,
                                                                                                                                                                                                                              psnions. T h e y w e r e all in p a i r s                               his humor is of the Lincoln sort, that i m p e r i s h a b l e f a i t h in m a n k i n d , Par-.
            store and the $1,00 per month that each one pays in will go                                                                                                                                                           Then. w i t h o u t h e s i t a t i o n , s h e ti]rned              bubbles through everything he says l e t t e g o e s his w a y s o w i n g s u n s h i n e
            for our salary for doing the business.                                                                                                                                                                           a n d ran w i t h all h e r m i g h t b a c k a f t e r or does. Like all real humorists, he
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         T o h e a r h i m is to c o m e i n t o contact.:
                                                                                                                                                                                                                             John Clayton.                                                            is intensely in earnest, and doesn't w i t h o n e of t h e b i g m e n .of t h e Amer---
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  A t last s h e c a m e up b e h i n d him° bet like to be called a "'funny" man. But
                      Did you ever stop to think that in ninety-nine                                                                                                                                                         slim figure like a ~shadow in his p a t h
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         lean Lyceum.
            cases out of every hundred when you pay $1.00 for any                                                                                                                                                            H e looked b a c k o v e r his s h o u l d e r .
            article in any store ( w i t h the possible exception of two or
            three items 'in t h e grocery line) that item has cost the
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  "I'll~go            back--too,
                                                                                                                                                                                                                             mind," s h e p a n t e d .
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            if y o u - - d o n ' t

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  "All right." he replied, not p a u s i n g ,
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Lecture Course Number
            dealer 75c. (It's no s e c r e t ; s o r e e` people think the dealer is                                                                                                                                         w h i l e s h e t r u d g e d a t his heels, a g a i n
            making more than that). Under our plan this same item
            would cost you 821/2c instead of $1.00.                            °
                                                                                                                                                                                                                             t h e c a v e w o m a n , b u t n m c o n t e n t , for
                                                                                                                                                                                                                            humiliation                 a n d f e a r i n f o l d e d her
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Friday, Flarch
                                                                                                                                                                                                                             D i d n ' t he w a n t h e r w i t h him, or w a s
                                                                                                                                                                                                                            he only in a h u r r y ?
                        You have until April 1st to join this association.
                                                                                                                                                   S T A M P E D      OUT    THE LAST       F U R T I V E SPAI~KS.               H e r d i m i t y a s s e r t e d i t s e l f a n d filled
                                                                                                                                                                                                                            h e r w i t h s e l f c o n t e m p t . T h e r e in t h e
                                                                                                                                                   s a u n t e r e d o u t into t h e s u m m e r e v e n i n g d i m w o o d s t h e t r a g e d y o f t h e lone w e
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    ¢.
                                                                                                                                                   a n d s o u g h t a s t a t i o n e r ' s shop n e a r l)y. m a n s m o t e her.

            PALMER BROS., Gagetown                                                                                                                 H e w i s h e d he c o u l d m a k e himself: let w a n t her.
                                                                                                                                                   Miss S h a w live in peace.
                                                                                                                                                       W h e n l a t e r he k n o c k e d at h e r d o o r
                                                                                                                                                                                                                   ;        with t h e o t h e r s .
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                P l a i n l y he d i d not
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                                                                                                                                                   with some papers and magazines she sparks of the campfire while she stood
                                                                                                                                                   o p e n e d it a c r a c k a n d t h r u s t o u t a b y silent, o u t l i n e d w i t h s i l v e r by t h e
                                                                                                                                                   r o u n d e d f o r e a r m f o r his offering.
                                                                                                                                                       " S o m e t h i n g to r e a d . "
                                                                                                                                                                                                                            moonlight sifting through the trees
                                                                                                                                                                                                    It w a s his H e s e e m e d t r i v i a l l y p a i n s t a k i n g f o r so
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              See what you can get for $1.00 at
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       L. H, WOOD'S
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                                                                                                                                                   us!~al f o r m u l a , b u t humbly said.                               r e m o t e a d a n g e r . T h e n he s t r o d e o v e r
                                                                                                                                                       " T h a n k y o u , " s h e r e t u r n e d t h r o u g h to her, not s t o p p i n g a m o m e n t , a n d
                                                                                                                                                  a m o u t h f u l of pins a n d slipped t h e took her arm.
                                                                                                                                                  d o o r s h u t again.
                                                                                                                                                       H u m o r t u g g e d y o u t h f u l l y at t h e co"-
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 " C o m e - - w e m a y m a k e it e v e n y e t
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 haven't heard the whistle."
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Saturday, ,¢larch 6
                                                                                                                                                  n e t s of her u n w i l l i n g m o u t h as s h e be-                       H e led h e r r a p i d l y a l o n g until t h e y { .                      5 lbs. Granulated Sugar . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
                 What                                                                                                             for             g a n r e a d i n g one of t h e m a n ' s m a g a
                                                                                                                                                  zines and s a w t h e u s u a l red penciling
                                                                                                                                                                                                                           r e a c h e d t h e p a t h , w h e n s h e fell q g a i n
                                                                                                                                                                                                                           b e h i n d him, f o l l s w i n g btindly.                     She               One Can Tomatoes . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
                                                                                                                                                      S h e a l w a y s f o r g a v e him and u s u a l l y k n e w n o w h o w m u c h s h e c a r e d , a n d                                              25c pkg. National Oats . . . . . . . . . . . . . .                             (~                                   i
                                                Food to Eat?
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             1.00
                                                                                                                                                  ignored his u n d e r l i n i n g s , but ~onight t h e h u m b l e d r e a l i z a t i o n n u m b e d all                                                                                                                               ~g
                                                                                                                                                  s h e e x ' l m i n e d them.            Might t h e y real              o t h e r feeling.                                                                3 pkgs. Maple or Corn Flakes__ _. . . . .
                                                                                                                                                  ly h a v e a m e s s a g e for h e r ? She w i s h e d                        F i n a l l y he h e l p e d h e r o v e r a r o u g b                       10c worth of Pepper . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
                                                                                                                                                  to u n d e r s t a n d him. Could s h e ? She field, a n d t h e y r e a c h e d t h e l a s t f e n c e
                                                                                                                                                  f o u n d this:                                                          j u s t a s t h e c a r c l a n g e d i n e x o r a b l y past.                   One Milk Pan . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
                                           N o t r o u b l e a t all a b o u t t h a t q u e s t i o n .                                               " S c r a t c h a c y n i c a n d find a senti- T h e y s t o p p e d to b r e a t h e , a n d he m u t - ,~.ZX                                       One Dipper . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

[L                                    Simply           p h o n e t h i s grocer3,- a n d l e a v e
                                                                                                                                                  mentalist."
                                                                                                                                                      Couhl he l)e t h a t ?               W a s the s t a r v e d teeth.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                           ~.ered an i m p a t i e n t w o r d b e t w e e n his ,.Ix                     OnePound                    Candy ...................

[-07                                            ~it to us to send you the highest                                                         @       look in his keen face b e c a u s e t h e b e s t                             "I h o p e d to g e t y o u h e r e - - i n t i m e , "
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                                                                                                                                                  t h i n g in life had s e e m e d to fail him? he s a i d s t e a d i l y .                                                                                 " Wood's D e p a r t m e n t                                                   btore
                                                 obtainable         grocery goodness.                                                             Did his c y n i c i s m m e r e l y hide a h u r t ?                          He stood thinking a momeflt, then                                   :i:
                                                                                                                                                     S u n d a y m o r n i n g d a w n e d h o t a n d still,              l a u g h e d q little.
                                           We     can't promise           you          prices       away                                          a n d a t t h e last b r e a k f a s t call. M a r y                          " W e ' l l do t'he b e s t w e can.                If you
                                                 down, but we can and WILL                                cut                                    S h a w d r e . ~ e d for t h e p r o p o s e d board- can w a l k a n o t h e r h a l f m i l e I c a n r e a c h
                                                                                                                                                 i n g h o u s e picnic a n d w e n t d o w n s t a i r s .               a t e l e p h o n e f o r a c a r r i a g e o r t a x i , if
                                                 off e v e r y c e n t o f c o s t t h a t d o e s n ' t
                                                                                                                                                      P r e s e n t l y she s a t slim a n d s t r a i g h t they'll c o m e o u t t o t h e s e wilds~ D o n ' t
                                                 HAVE         to go with the goods.                                                              i n h e r thin g r a y d r e s s a n d w i d e h a t w o r r y : I'll o'et y o u h o m e . " T h e n he
                                                                                                                                                  w h i l e t h e y '~ll g a t h e r e d on t h e porch, a ,suddenly j e r k e d h e r a l m o s t f r o m her                                             RSRE
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                                                                                                                                                 m o t l e y g r o u p of d e r e l i c t s d r i f t e d un- ~eet, close a g a i n s t him, a s w i t h a d e e p .
                                                                                                                                                 d e r o n e roof a n d m o t h e r e d by Mrs. j a r r i n g w h i r a h u g e m o t o r c a r p u r r e d
                                                                                                                                                 Q u e r l e s , t h e h m d l q d y , like an elderly p a s t t h e m a t a s p e e d i n d e c e n t a n d un-
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                                                                                                                                                 a d o p t i v e hen.                                                     lawful. The sqrdonic man gave a sud-
                                                 your       wants        you          will    find             us                                    T h e s a r d o n i c m a n w a s p a c k i n g fry- dc, n cle'u' s h o u t , b u t t h e d r i v e r h a d n o t                                    FUTURE
                                                                                                                                                                                                                          h e a r d him,
                                                 p r o m p t t o do y o u r b i d d i n g .                                                      i n g p a n s a n d fishing tackle, c o n s u l t i n g
                                                                                                                                                                                                                               " T h e y m i g h t h a v e t a k e n u s in," he
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                                                                                                                                                 time schedules, marshaling forces with
                                                                                                                                                 the expeditious ease of a commissary
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                          like a pistol shot.
                                                                                                                                                d e p a r t m e n t . She had n o t seen h i m like
                                                                                                                                                                                                                               " B l o w o u t . " he c ( ) m m e n t e d .       "They'll
                                                                                                                                                 this.           M e a n t i m e he ignored her a s
                       L. E. DICKINSON                                                                                                           t h o u g h s h e w e r e not a n d n e v e r had
                                                                                                                                                 been.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                          h a v e to w a i t for us now, a n d I'll in-
                                                                                                                                                                                                                          d u c e t h e m tu t a k e ns t o t o w n . W e r e
                                                                                                                                                                                                                          y o u f r i g h t e n e d ?"
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             MUTTON.
                                                                                                                                              ,! H e led this c o n g l o m e r a t i o n to t h e c a r                                                                                                               S e c t i o n A. L e g , u s e d f o r c h o p s a n d r o a s t s .
                                                                                                                                                                                                                               She had not s p o k e n , a n d he s t o o p e d
                                                                                                                                                 line a s Miss S e y m o m ' , in hot b l a c k silk,
                                                                                                                                                                                                                          d o w n q u i c k l y a n d looked into h e r f a c e .                                      Section B~Shoulder,                 used for baking and stews.
                                                                                                                                                 r u s t l e d past t h e m to c h u r c h .
                                                                                                                                                                                                                          putting a steadying arm across her
                                                                                                                                                     T h e y rode '.m hour, w a l k e d a h a l f                                                                                                                      S e c t i o n C. Loin, u s e d f o r r o a s t s a n d c h o p s .
                                                                                                                                                                                                                          shoulders.                Tear's w e r e rolling d o w n
                                                                                                                                                 h o u r throu~'h s u b u r b a n s t r e e t s a n d h e r c h e e k s in s p i t e o f herself.                                                                      S e c t i o n D. Loin, f u r n i s h i n g t h e s e c o n d b e s t c h o p s .
                                                                                                                                                t h e n weuc o v e r f e n c e s a n d fields to t h e                         " W h y , " he said, " w h a t is i t ? " Ar:d                                          S e c t i o n E. R i b c h o p s , u s e d e i t h e r f o r f r y i n g o r b o i l i n g .
                                                                                                                                                 h a v e n of a little t a k e s e t like a b l u e in t h e w o o d s i m d o w e d road. w i t h t h e
                       M idget Poet~.                                                    Common Looking People.                                                                                                                                                                                                        S e c t i o n F. B r e a s t , u s e d f o r r o a s t i n g o r boiling'.
                                                                                                                                                j e w e l in green, g r a s s y s p a c e s , t r e e bor- m o o n l i g h t s i f t i n g o v e r t h e m , t h e s a t
   P h i l e t u s , t h e poet, w h o d i e d i n 28(.)                      In " T h e W a r T i m e D i a r y o f J o h n                    d e r e d , w h o s e w a y s w e r e t h o s e o f quiet- d o n i c m a n took t h e loneiy little figure                                                             S e c t i o n G. N e c k , f o r c u t l e t s , b r o t h s a n d m e a t p i e s .
B. C., w a s so s m a l l t h a t he w o r e lead-                         H a y " in H a r l m r ' s M a g a z i n e is this rec-              n e s s a n d its~ p a t h s peace. M a r y S h a ~                       into his lonely '~rms.
en s h o e s in o r d e r to p r e v e n t his being                       ord of a f a m o u s saying:                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      We Are Mutton Head-quarters
                                                                                                                                                 w a s s t r a i g h t w a y q child again, b u t a                            "Oh," he w e n t on, " n o t h i n g m a t t e r s
b l o w n a w a y b y t h e w i n d or, a c c o r d i n g                     "The       president        (Lincoln)          tonight            q u e e r loneliness s m o t e her at J o h n i f y o u c a r e f o r m e a s I h a v e c a r e d f o r
to a n o t h e r a c c o u n t , c a r r i e d w e i g h t s m
his p o c k e t s f o r t h e s a m e p u r p o s e . Witil
him c o m p a r e A r i s t r a t o s , a n o t h e r poet.
                                                                           (Dec. 23, 1863~ had a d r e a m . EIe w a s
                                                                           in a p a r t y of plain people, a n d as it
                                                                                                                                                C l a y t o n ' s inuttention.
                                                                                                                                                busy.
                                                                                                                                                                                              H e w a s ver.~ ~ y o u ~this long t i m e ! I d i d n ' t m e a n to
                                                                                                                                                                                                                          tell y o u here, b u t c a n ' t y o u "~e t h a t l
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Cass City Meat Market
                                                                           b e c a m e k n o w n w h o he w a s t h e y b e g a n                   T h e s e people, u s e d to artificial a m u s e -
w h o w a s so s m a l l t h a t A t h e n a e o s s a y s                                                                                                                                                                w a s b o u n d to s p e a k s o m e d a y ?                   You                                              HARRY YOUNG, Proprietor.
                                                                           to c o m m e n t on his a p p e a r a n c e .        One             m e n t s , like s q u i r r e l s f r e e d from t h e i r m u s t f o r g i v e m e - - I c a n ' t help l o v i n g
no one c o u l d s e e him. N i c e p h o r u s Ca
                                                                           o f t h e m said, "He is a v e r y c o m m o n                       little cages, w a n d e r e d a b o u t , unable to y o u a n y m o r e t h a n I c a n help t e a s i n g
listus s p e a k s w i t h a i r y i n d e ~ n i t e n e s s                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                ': )
                                                                                                                                                a m u s e t h e m s e l v e s - - d u l l , pitifully un- you! Do y o u c'~re? Do y o u ? "
of an Egyptian dwarf not bigger than                                       looking man.'            T h e p r e s i d e n t replied:
a partridge. Atidromeda, one of Julia's
free m a i d s , w a s only f o u r i n c h e s o v e r
                                                                           "The L o r d p r e f e r s c o m m o n looking
                                                                           people. T h a t is t h e r e a s o n he m a k e s
                                                                                                                                                 [oyous in t h e glad g r e e n n e s s , n o t in
                                                                                                                                                t u n e with the g r e a t o u t o f doors.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                              A s w e e t n e s s u t t e r l y n e w s w e p t her
                                                                                                                                                                                                                       ] soul. S h e p u t u p b o t h h e r h a n d s a n d
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  !

                                                                                                                                                     H e s.~w h e w o u l d h a v e to f u s e t h e I t o u c h e d his f a c e a s if to be s u r e t h a t
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Read the Store N e w s in the
two feel                                                                   so m a n y o f t h e m . ' '"
                                                                                                                                                s t r a g g l e r s into o n e n e s s ,                               t he w a s real.
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                                                                                                                                                    Joian O t a y t o n g a v e a s h o u t at t h e m .               l h a d c e a s e d to w o r r y .
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Somehow Mary Shaw
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